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Hello guys, welcome back to another episode. I'm Taylor. I'm Sam. We're just gonna chit-chat and catch up because Sam was away for a week. I was away for a week. So there's just like...
Things to say, things to chitchat about. Yeah. I don't know why. I mean, I personally don't really have a lot of hot gossip to talk about, but I just feel like there's been also like a lot going on. I feel like things will come to mind like that don't relate to me that we can talk about too. I don't have a lot of hot gossip either because it's all, all I see is Coachella and Taylor Swift's new album. Yeah. That's like the only thing I see on my fucking feed. And two of things I like don't care about that much. So yeah.
irrelevant to me but anyways you said you just figured out your one thing about me do you know what it is yeah okay do you want to share with us well can we do favorites first oh okay yeah just kind of like rewriting the show i know okay um my favorite of the week is soft boiled eggs what soft boiled eggs oh i like to be that oh shit i just let me guess because i saw your story soft boiled egg it's gonna be her favorite oh dude they're so good soft boy legs no i don't know what
So like obviously when you're on a trip, you have limited resources when it comes to just hard boiled eggs. So yeah, like I saw there was eggs in the fridge, but then there was also like fucking regular ass bacon. Like I don't really like regular ass bacon. So just like I was just experimenting with the shit I was making for breakfast. And one morning I was like, you know what? Fuck it. We have two eggs left in the kitchen. And I was like, I'm gonna make some soft boiled eggs.
and they were so good. And it wasn't intentional either. I thought I was making like hard boiled eggs. And they were like, obviously I took them out too soon, but then I loved the runny yolk. And I was like, Ooh, I'm going to start doing this. Oh, so good. I've been really into hard boiled. I've been eating hard boiled eggs every day for like,
a few weeks now but i need i can do runny eggs like a fried egg with like bread or something but i like my hard-boiled eggs all the way oh which all the way hard-boiled speaking of i came in super late not super late last night but i came in late and i had so much shit to get done so i didn't really have time to go to the grocery store went to the grocery store super late and whole foods if you go to the bakery section you can get half a loaf of like any of their bread because they're gonna sell it out so i got like half a loaf of bread for like a dollar
And I just, I don't eat a whole loaf in a week. So I was like, oh, fuck yeah. So I got like a half a loaf of like real ass homemade bread. And I think I'm going to start doing that now when I want to get bread because I don't like
One thing about me is, which I guess, well, I'll save that. Never mind. Okay. My favorite of the week is I just got a new, I got duvet cover and pillowcases from Brooklinen, but I got a new Brooklinen duvet cover and holy fuck. Like I was so into my Brooklinen and then I got a new bedding that wasn't Brooklinen and it was fine, but like you don't realize how comfortable the Brooklinen one is. I put this duvet cover on and holy fuck, like it's,
I'm so grateful. You guys see, I'm like going to be working with them. So like when you see me post that link, click on it. I love this comforter. Like if I can influence you to buy anything like Brooklyn and cheats, I went to sleep last night in my comforter and like, Oh my God, I could cry. I got, I can't remember the brand that I got it from, but I got,
parachute maybe i can't fucking remember but expensive like bed sheets and stuff worth it like like upgrading from the target stuff to something good it feels so fucking good like it's so worth it um what's one thing about you i know you're itching oh yeah no well that was just it just flew it yeah it flew it came to mind and my one thing about me is that i can no longer meal prep and i need to go to the grocery store every other day
I feel that because I just... It's not even that for me. I just can't fucking cook or grocery shop. Like, I'm so... Like, I can't buy the right things at the grocery store. I can't cook the right things. Like, I don't know. I'm just kind of fucked up. Yeah, mine's the opposite. I just love to cook so much and make new recipes. And I get inspired from eating out and just seeing things online that...
I get sick of something really quickly and I'm like, wait, I just saw this. Now I need to make this. So I've been going to the grocery store literally every other day or every three days. I go to the grocery store twice a week and I've been eating out like a motherfucker. I eat out so often because...
I hang out with a boy and he pays for it and buys us food. So yeah, that's why I eat out literally all the time. It's crazy. But you know, when it's not on your dollar. Yeah. I got started doing better at that though. Even though like my man's does pay for a lot and I,
we like kind of make up for it with certain things like I buy him clothes and then he'll pay for food I'm like just overall I feel so much better cooking at home yeah like I feel like shit sometimes honestly yeah definitely I've just been like so fucking active so like I'm like in a mood where I feel like I can eat anything I want it just like flies off I don't know but yeah I've been really bad at the grocery store um my one thing about me is that like I just like have a caffeine problem
Like I am in a phase where like I, I already had two coffees. Ideally I would want another one. I don't need another one. Like I just need caffeine in my system like 24 seven and it's really bad. No, but that's the thing is we think our caffeine problem is such an issue, but I
Two coffees is so fucking normal. So normal. I know. Like, my parents will sit there in the morning and have, like, a whole pot of fucking coffee, and it's like, okay, well, I'm tweaking over the fact that I'm maybe going to have my second cup. Yeah. No, I just, like, fucking love caffeine, and I want it, like, an IV'd into my veins at all times. Yeah, no, I'm...
I'm struggling to finish the second one because I'm kind of like tweaking a little bit, but I just knew I needed it because podcast days, it takes a lot out of you when we sit here and talk for a while. And I have so much work after this that I'm like, it's 2.30 now, second cup.
and it's it needs to get me through the day yeah it's like i teach dance after this it's just like a long fucking day but i've already had two and like i just don't need i know i don't need another one but i just have a fucking caffeine problem yeah and i'm just trying to embrace it because as i always try to remind myself a lot of people my age do coke every weekend yeah so if the worst thing i'm doing is having two coffees it'll be okay i know i'm
It'll be really okay. There's just so much other bad things in this world. It's just like, that could be with anything though. Someone was like fucking giving me shit for my plastic cups that I bought that I use maybe once or twice a week. And I'm like, what about you? What are you doing to this environment? Stop. Oh yeah. No. If you don't have like the most perfect, like zero waste life, like,
Not even zero waste of life. I'm just talking on like anything. You know, you better live like the most perfect life. Yeah. You're going to be like, oh my God, when I go grocery shopping and people are like all the plastic as if I can control that, like blueberries come in plastic. Yeah. I didn't ask for that. Take it up with the fucking blueberry farms. Like, what do you mean? Like, because everything I buy is in plastic. Like, I did not choose the way the grocery store fucking packages shit. Yeah. What do you want me to do? And also with.
Someone made a comment of my coffee with the plastic cup. And so when we're responding back, how many times do you go to a restaurant or like go to like get takeout food and you go and get a soda from the vending machine things and take that with you too. It's like coffee, any cup, like it all adds up. Also like coffee tastes better like that. It does. It does. It tastes better in a plastic cup. It does. I know. It's bad though. I'm here for it. Who cares? I know.
Anyways, how gossip for this week? I wrote down a few things. One of them is something that like just became like a thing this morning. All the Foxtrots are closed. Dude, I know that is crazy. So I was on a walk this morning and Foxtrot, if you didn't know, it's like all over the country, like bougie little grocery store. They sell coffee and like food and such. Giving air one, but like on a smaller scale. Anyways.
I'm like, why is the Foxtrot closed? I didn't realize it was permanently closed, but I could tell it was closed for the day. All the lights were off, but it was 11. I was like, what the fuck? Why is Foxtrot closed? That's so weird. And then I instantly, after that, opened my phone and everyone's like, oh my God, all the Foxtrots are closed. And I just think that's insane that one day the next day it's closed. And somebody had a good point. The place was full of shit. Where's all that shit going to go? Can I have the poppies? There's something sketchy going on.
So crazy. Like there's got to be like some type of cover up going on of the freaking owners like went to jail or some shit and they can't. Something they said they're like in super, super debt. Why would they open a billion locations then? Listen, they opened three locations here in Austin within the last year. I don't know. But it's like they like went public on the stock market. And then I don't know. I don't know enough about the business side of it, but they just like literally called all their employees and they're like, yeah, we're closed forever. And they just put little signs on the windows saying, yeah,
we're closed forever sorry yeah that's crazy and honestly fucking ironic because i was gonna go on a coffee date with like a friend to that foxtrot tomorrow and i'm like well good thing i didn't say i was gonna go there going to two hands instead can't can't do that um i just wanted to like check in on like if you've seen anything else like jojo siwa was doing she's like what do you mean she's just still being like absolutely insane and how like people found that like
This was, like, another girl's song. Like, Karma was someone else's song before hers. Like, back in the day, like, 2010 or some shit. And people boosted that girl's old-ass song, Karma, to, like, number one on the charts. Really? So, like, this random girl, Britt Smith. Maybe she's not random. People are going to be like, she's not random. I don't know. She's random to me. Like, she recorded this song and had this song. And then, I guess, like, JoJo also sang it. But...
Everyone made that song chart like one number one above Jojo Siwa song. It's funny. Her interview with Call Her Daddy, she's talking about, oh, like my song, like the song that I wrote and then goes, yeah, I told my songwriter. That's what she keeps doing. I'm like, stop saying it's your song. Like you have a songwriter. You don't write any of your lyrics for anything. The hat was also crazy. She also performed at like the Gay Pride Festival in Miami and was like,
The dancing was just too fucking much. Like, the sexual, like, dry humping of the dancers on stage. So uncomfortable. But, I mean, it's obviously, like, a troll. Like, she has to be trolling all of us. And it's actually insane. You know who's getting trolled? Or who is getting trolled on the internet right now? Who? The fucking Montana boys. Guys, like, you guys know. Y'all tag me. They are dumb as bricks. Y'all tag me in Montana boys stuff every...
I will not miss a single new Montana boys interview. Nothing. Cause you guys tagged me in every single one of them and I appreciate it. I'm obsessed. Yeah. That's the day for it. No wonder he's like, you guys can't be podcasters cause you guys don't know how to talk. Yeah. And what's her name from giggly squad. Hannah dude interviewed them on the side of the road and goes, so what's, what are your, is it signs? What are they fucking called? Yeah. What is your sign? And then I think it's Mark is the one that was dating Christine. I don't know their names, but,
But anyways, he goes, uh, a LeBron. And then everyone stitches it and goes, bro, that's a basketball player. Like, what the fuck? Yeah, he said a LeBron instead of a Libra. Yeah. A LeBron. And then he goes, what's your ideal first date? And he was like, you mean like the vegetable? Yeah, right? What are you talking about? And it's like, I think it's a bit, a little bit, like some of them is them being stupid and some of it, like I think saying him not knowing what a first date is, like obviously that's like, come on. But there was another interview of him talking about Kristen and she's just like,
they're like kind of like why do you like her and he's like she just like knows what's going on all the time what yeah because you don't know anything because you don't know what's going on and like you need like your mom yeah like teach you how to go about life like he was like yeah she just like knows what's going on i was like yeah for sure i'm just like they're the funniest fucking people like
I can't get over it. It honestly just makes me mad though when some... Like that group... Those group of guys have absolutely zero talent to them and they are going to be... I mean, if they move it in the right direction, they will be successful but I just don't see them being successful. No, it's gonna fall off. It's gonna fall off in like three months. No, but...
they can if they use it the right way because now they have the leverage of like all these opportunities but i just don't think that they are smart enough to do that because they don't have any talents like on the bffs podcast they're like yeah we're kind of dabbling in the idea of a reality tv show and like no they're too boring they can't yeah i was like no one would no one would watch this you are hardly talking i honestly felt bad from brianna chicken fry having to sit in the room with the three of them because i'm like
You are having to like instigate the conversation with these guys. It's so bad. Look, and I'm all for people being famous and having no talent. Like I love a Kardashian. Like I love stupid reality, but you have to be at least somewhat interesting. I'm okay. If they're just going to lip sync to songs all the time, do they have to do the same exact song? Yeah. No, they said, why don't they switch up? No, they said in the interview, our biggest piece of advice we got was to stick to what works.
So they're not changing the song because it works. Because I'm like, can we at least switch up the song? Like the same song, like now I'm getting annoyed with you. And it's like, okay, if you're an influencer and you want to do this and be successful, okay, start a company. What kind of company would they make when their audience is female, but they're like cowboys? Like what are you going to sell? Like dude, cowboy stuff? Yeah. You can't. Yeah. They're like, honestly, their best bet.
Only face. I feel like, yeah, that. But also I feel like Tyler Cameron is also kind of a good example of that. It's like, oh, I was just listening to a podcast with Tyler Cameron. He's killing it now. Like, he's a good example of that. He was on The Bachelor. And obviously that's a girl-dominated, like, his audience is all girls. Like, he's attractive. But he kind of used it in the right leverage where now he has his own show. Well, because Tyler Cameron's interesting. Yeah, exactly. Yeah, like, he used it. And he's, like, a good example of a guy that's able to do that.
Cause he has a personality. Tyler Cameron can speak. Not being able to hold one conversation is definitely a, like you gotta be able to hold a conversation. I know. Um, I just wrote down, I know I have like two more things. One Taylor Swift's new album. I only hear what I hear on Tik TOK. That shit is so bad. And I like Taylor Swift. I'm not a Taylor Swift, like crazy super fan, but some of her music I fuck with heavily. Um,
This album is not good. And that's all I have to say about that. It's just like... It's giving cringe as fuck. But...
I know y'all tailor-sweeps apologists. Yeah. I did not even listen to it once. I only hear it on TikTok, and the lyrics are just so fucking cringy. The last thing I just wanted to ask you, do you know what the TikTok Riz party is? No. The kids at the Sweet 16 that were all on camera? Mm-mm. Okay. I know some of you listening know who it is. Got fed up on my For You page. It's these kids dancing at a Sweet 16, and now it's this whole fucking...
It's like this whole fucking thing, but it's so fucking funny. And I'm like so deep into this stupid fucking TikTok Riz party. So if you guys want to... I know you guys always tag me in funny Montana boys stuff. Feel free to tag me in really funny TikTok Riz party videos so that I can laugh at them. Thank you. That's all I have to say about the world. I guess I have one last thing kind of talking about Coachella. We kind of talked about it last week, but it's just funny because now I've seen so many people talking on podcasts that went to Coachella just talking about...
absolutely crazy all these influencers looked at Coachella like on drugs oh yeah and I'm like it's just it's crazy to me like how normalized this shit is yeah like Charlie D'Amelio was for sure like on Molly I know like the way she was acting on TikTok or yeah no like it's not even like anything bad it's just like these girls are for sure doing drugs that's fine
I mean, it's not fine. It's not fine, but like they're just kids. Yeah, that's the problem. They're just kids doing hard drugs. Like young adults with a fuck ton of money. What else do young adults with a fuck ton of money do? Go on fun trips and do drugs and drink. Honestly, I will say this. I like to see that they are having fun rather than being those influencers that are at all these festivals, brand trips, that all they're doing is going to take photos and videos and then leave.
Like I will say seeing that Alex Earl is out there actually dancing, actually vibing, listening to music with all her friends. Like that's real. I like that compared to all the influencers that literally just show up, take photos, videos, look like they're not having fun. Like give me the fucking ticket. Like give me the brand trip. I'll go. But I will say like, I don't know the drug use. It's kind of crazy. It is crazy. But that's also just like every like everyone's on drugs. Yeah. Crazy.
It's crazy. I'm out here hating. No offense to any of you that are like into that stuff. I do do shrooms. So I don't do you can take it up with me privately if you want to fucking yell at me. But I don't partake in drugs. But if you want to safely every now and then.
safely partake in a drug live your life yeah i microdosed like recently but i have not done it like a lot at all since last summer like i just time and place if like some 20 year old tiktok kids want to do a little bit of molly at a festival like who's gonna stop them you know what i mean yeah
yeah i guess like live your best life speaking of charlie d'amelio at coachella did you see she wore a see-through dress with like her nips out and the internet mad dude i love that she's back dancing and just being well because she has her dancer friends i know and honestly i feel her because like once you have your dancer friends back like life gets better yeah like she just needed her dancer friends i know it's definitely nice to see like more i personally don't dance can't do it but it entertains me charlie d'amelio is a incredible dancer yeah and so are her friends
Giannina was on Dance Moms. So Stan, anyone that was on Dance Moms. But yeah, it's just, you know, she got her dance friends back and now her energy is up and she brought her nipples out to Coachella. Yep. Which sometimes I forget she's grown. Like everyone's like, I was like, oh my God, her shirt is see-through? Like that's borderline. Like that's illegal. And then I'm like, oh, she's 19. Yeah. I'm like thinking she's like 16. I'm like, Charlie, you can't have your tits out. You're a child. I'm like, oh.
I guess. Oh, and Dixie D'Amelio is like losing it. Losing it so bad. Yeah. I feel bad. I do feel bad.
But like I blame like watching their show was crazy to me. I only watched the first season because they're like, holy shit, this fame, this pressure. Like they're miserable. They're miserable. They said Charlie seems better now, but they were like miserable. Yeah. He's still clearly miserable. So I'm just confused when the fame and all the pressure is making you so miserable while your parents and your managers decided let's film it all for a reality show. Exactly. Isn't that a little counter?
Like intuitive. Like I think they wanted to like somehow raise it. Like they can say they wanted to like show the people or like raise awareness of what it's doing to them. But no, you got money off fucking Hulu. That was the that was the reasoning. So I don't know if your kids are like, oh, my God, the fame and the cameras and the work is literally stressing me out so bad. And they're like, let's bring cameras into our house 24 seven and film it for Hulu. Yeah, I don't think their parents or their management is helping them at all.
definitely not I feel like I can definitely see it in the way of like oh let's do reality show so that way you can take a step back from posting on social media like it'll be a different way for your audience to like get to know you so you can take a step back from using TikTok and Instagram but like they could have just let them take a step back yeah you know what I mean yeah like a full step back they have money
I don't know. I don't think anyone's doing anything to help them in their close circle. And that makes me sad because I feel very bad for them. I earlier today when I was on my run was listening to the color Dottie Simone Biles podcast. And one thing I will say is I know it's far away, but I cannot wait for the summer Olympics. I random. I know it's so random, but it just made me think about it because I looked down at the water and I was like, oh, yeah, my run today. But, um,
Simone was talking about, I'm going to look right now at the roster for the gymnastics. I love Olympic gymnastics. She was sneaking the idea that she might be in the Olympics this year, which is crazy. I love Olympic gymnastics. I know. Fuck that shit so hard. Let's see. Yeah, it says Simone Biles is currently in training for the Olympics. Just that year that it was like Allie Raisman and Simone Biles, like those five girls. What were they called? The name was like the something five. Yeah.
Y'all know what I'm talking about. Something five, the gymnastic girls won everything. Oh, my God. U.S. Olympic gymnast. Final five? No. Oh, yeah. Like Gabby Douglas, Simone Biles, Ali Raisman, Laurie Hernandez, and Madison. I don't even know how to say it. Those. 2016. Those girls fucked. Good for them. Yarrr.
um when is the olympics july isn't it next year oh whoa we're in 2024 yeah it's like a few months away i was like i saw this and i saw the 23rd it's in paris because today's the 23rd and i was thinking that we're in 2023 i know wow we're in 2024 which is so crazy i feel like summer is gonna be here in a blink of an eye
It like kind of, except it got cold this week while you were gone. It did get cold. It was weird. It got cold like yesterday. I feel like May's going to fly by because they have Memorial Day and I think I'm traveling again twice in the month. So I feel like... Where are you going? New York City and Miami. Fun. I know. So should be fun. I need to go to Miami. Guys, upsetting news and I can't talk about it because I might cry. My parents are officially selling my house. Official, official? So...
I'm going to try to go to Miami at some point if it works out because they sell the house. I want to see it one more time and go home one more time before they sell it. But yeah, my parents are selling the house and I kind of had a mental breakdown about it. But I'm fine now. Yeah, so you're going to go back during the holidays to Georgia? Mm-hmm. I'm pissed about that. I mean, not pissed, but I'll be with my sister. Both of my sisters will be up there and my mom will be up there. It'll be great. I like going home to Miami, but my brother still lives in Miami, so...
I'm still going to go there, but I'll just have to go there like on my own time. Like you're low key, like kind of forget about it because I feel like family is home, you know? So like when you go home, like your home is family, you know? So like you're going to go to Georgia and like, that's going to feel like home. Yeah. I just like,
love going to miami like i want to go to miami again so bad but it's just like there's so much like stuff all the time i don't know it's like makes me really sad i could cry about it yeah i feel like if my parents which i hope they freaking retire not retire but like buy a place in florida soon but when they do i will not be going to like boston anymore i'll be like i'll go to florida yeah i just love florida yeah i love florida like i just want to like live there again yeah
I just miss the beach. Which, it was nice. Well, actually, I guess we can get into our weekend recap because we can keep kind of fucking talking about Florida because I was there for a week. Yeah. Do you have any other hot gossip before we do that? Cool. So, yeah, I guess my week kind of start, my week.
and started on Wednesday. I flew into Florida on a Tuesday night, which we flew into Fort Lauderdale, rented a car, drove across because unfortunately Texas or not even Texas, Austin, get your shit together. Make there be direct flights to the West coast of Florida. Why is there only direct flights to the East coast of Florida? All those little tiny ass airports. I know, but you can get a direct flight to Houston or that like on like those little ass planes. So like, come on, let's figure it out.
But anyway, so flew in and then drove across. And Wednesday, basically Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, I had five full days in Florida, which it was a lot of fun. My grandmother lives in this little community in Marco Island called Hideaway, which I got a lot of questions of like when I was posting my food because it looks so good.
people be like oh my god where is this and like I couldn't tag where I was just because I was in like a private community where my grandmother lives it has a has three restaurants and it's just like a map like think of like a college campus for elderly people like that's literally what it is like there's a beach there's three different restaurants and a bunch of houses my grandmother lives in a condo so there's golf carts with the condo so we can hop it in golf cart and like drive around and then
I'd be like posting videos of me driving around the golf cart, passing these massive mansion homes and people are like, oh my God, do you like live there? I'm like, no, no, no, no. Don't get it twisted. My grandmother lives in a condo in this neighborhood. But yeah, I just...
Love the area. I'm really hoping honestly my parents retire there so that way I can continue to go I just love Marco Island the island itself But yeah, I just kind of like was a laid-back vacation I did get the chance to work out like a few times, but it was more like running nothing too crazy And then I we did a boat day up to Naples which have you been to Naples? Naples has definitely changed a lot ever since like the last two hurricanes and
So it's not as the same, like a lot of the restaurants I used to love to go to are no longer there or like have been like revamped. Even with Marco Island, Marco Island's hurricane that happened a year and a half ago, the island literally flooded. Like Marco Island itself is a lot of like canals and like waterways to get to like everything. And you literally, when the hurricane happened, had to drive your boat to get like from one house to the other. That's how flooded it was for like a few days.
But anyway, so yeah, it's changed a lot. I do love the West Coast compared to the East Coast because I feel like the East Coast is a little bit faster and less like laid back. It's a lot of people that like live there. Whereas on the West Coast, it's a lot of like vacation, like Naples, older people. Not like nightlife. I would go to Fort Myers every summer for like my whole life. So the hurricane damage was definitely really sad. I love Fort Myers, which is like all those beach towns are like,
the same vibes but i love fort myers i was there having way too much fun on zillow on the boat day because we were passing all like the massive mansions bro i'm not even kidding like one of them was 210 million dollars that's insane that is insane and some of them were like around 10 to 50 50 million i'm like i just need to know like is this real money or is this illegal money to obtain these beautiful homes because what the fuck are you doing for work
Yeah, I don't know. Yeah, I don't know. It's crazy. Which I like, I can imagine Miami is probably like the same too with some of those neighborhoods. But yeah, I was just like blown away. West Palm Beach will do that to you as well. Yeah. How was the vacation like with the fam? Oh, it was good.
Brian and my boyfriend hit it off. Like, I think it's also because so I have two younger brothers. Yeah, they are similar. I have two younger brothers, Brian and Zach. Zach is in a relationship. So his girlfriend was with us as well. So I feel like Zach was kind of occupied with his girlfriend. And then Brian is single. No significant other with him. And so I feel like the two of them got along a lot. They did a golf day of just the boys. And I was terrified.
terrified of this because that was the first time he my boyfriend had hung out with my the boys in my family alone without my supervision so I was like low-key freaking out they came back they started golf at 8 a.m came back around like one all blackout drunk your dad too or just your brothers yes my dad too I'm gonna show you actually a video if I can find out my phone
of them going golfing. So what they were doing for their golf rules is if they wanted to redo a shot because they either hit it into the woods or into the water, they had a shotgun of beer and my boyfriend's not good at golfing. So you can imagine the amount of times he needed to do that. And he literally, let me see. He was teamed up with Brian. So Brian and him, like same freaking people, um, golfing together. And then my dad and Zach were playing together. Let's see if I have the video. Um,
Shit. I don't have it. That's unfortunate. But yeah, my dad was just like giving him so much shit. My dad's a shit talker, like huge shit talker. It was giving him so much shit because he's such a bad golfer. And he was so drunk that like when he went to go swing, he completely like whiffed. I was like, oh my God, this is so embarrassing. I golfed this weekend too. You golfed? I went to Topgolf. Oh, okay. Me and...
uh, my friends and yeah, we went to Topgolf on Friday, which Topgolf is so fun. Um, I'm just so bad at it. Like, but surprisingly didn't end up in last place. I was in like third place. I was in second place for a while and then I got kind of showed up, but Topgolf is so fun. Like you should still get such a fun, um,
like random thing to do and then literally before Topgolf I'm like are we going out after and everyone's like no no no and then I get there like we're going out I'm like of course you motherfuckers um I lasted out for like four seconds it was actually kind of funny like literally like the guy I was with like bought everyone a round of shots and I was like do you want to go home and he was like what I was like yeah let's leave get the fuck out of here um I forgot to talk about this not gossip but I just remembered the biggest gossip of the whole entire fucking week what so I'm at the bar and did you see this stuff
We see these guys that live here that are blowing up on TikTok right now for being the Coachella squatters. What? The guys that squatted in the girl's house, like stayed in that girl's house, like without letting her know. I have no idea what this is. So there's these guys that we met at our friends. Remember, this is a little bit ago. Our friends pregame at the apartment. Claire's pregame. Okay. We met these guys. They look like TikTok boys. Yeah. Okay. So them.
We're blowing up on TikTok because they were hanging out with Josh and Bobby. Josh McGregor and Bobby Blaine. We've talked about them on the podcast before. Hanging out with them at Coachella. This girl posted a picture of them. The girl names them, so I'm just going to name them because she flat out names them. Ryan and Grant. They live here. They go to our gym.
She's like these boys all weekend stayed in my house like without my permission like came over for a pregame came over for a pregame on Friday and then like basically like brought all their stuff in like knocked on her window at 5 a.m. on Saturday and was like let us in let us in or we're gonna like tell everyone you made us sleep outside.
Like she woke up and they were just like using her shower and like eating her food and like all this crazy shit. Like these boys, like the Coachella squatters, like they use this girl's house. So we see them out and like literally they're like our local celebrities to us now because it's like so hilarious.
And we literally walk in and we see Ryan. And we're all like, oh my God, literally the Coachella squatter. And then right when I left, my friend was like, dude, you missed it. Grant just came up and said hi to me. And I was like, damn it, I missed the Coachella squatters. But the Coachella squatters go to our gym and live in Austin. And this shit blew up. I'm going to have to watch all these videos right now. This shit blew up.
It has been like the, like, it's literally like all me and like, it's all I talk about. They don't even have a, what do you mean blowing up? He has 822 following. No, the girls' videos. The girls' videos hit like 3 million views in like a day. Ryan has followers. This girl? Yes, so her first video, they kept getting deleted. Her first video hit 3 million views. Okay, I'm going to play it for the...
on how these freaking TikTok boys squatted at my house in Palm Springs this weekend. It's long. I'm going to play it two times.
I'm drinking, I'm vibing. They roll in and I don't
I don't see this, but they also bring all their suitcases in and put them in the room in the back. When these boys get here, they all introduce themselves to us. And one of the guys immediately latches onto one of my friends. And they're like vibing, you know, kind of flirting throughout the night. And then when we come back that night, only one of the guys comes back with us because what I thought was he was interested in my friend. And they're like hanging out on our couch here. And she asks me if he can just crash here and she's going to go home because she lives like five minutes away.
So it's like 3am I'm like yeah sure he can crash here I just assume you know he's probably gonna get up in the morning And then go to his place that he's staying at with his friends And go like shower get ready It is a long story like it's not gonna work It's only like Not a minute video So like basically they just like stayed unwontedly In her place I didn't even know what squatting was Squatting is like when you like yeah when you stay in someone's place Like rent free
um and it's like this whole thing and then josh and bobby are like we had nothing to do with that so then they kept making videos and like all their comments are like we know like we don't squat we bench press like they just like keep saying little stupid stuff like oh my god it's like blowing up so literally we saw the coachella squatters out at the club and like they just don't know like they're my local celebrity like they're so funny to me because like a cringe tiktok boy will never not be funny and like this thing like when i tell you right when it happened like i've been following the drama
It's really funny. It is funny too because I even knew like before we even met them that they were doing like TikTok of some sort because like they walk in the room and they just...
Their demeanor, the way they dress, everything. I was like, you guys 100% do social media. Like, I can just read it very easily. Yeah. So, that's crazy. And then if you look at their TikToks, like, they were making TikToks, like, in her backyard. Listen, I don't know. I will be going on a deep dive after this podcast to look at all that. Yeah, the Coachella squatters. So, we saw them. But, yeah. And then...
What did I do on Saturday? Well, Saturday went to dinner. I was like craving oysters, like a dirty martini. And that's what I got. And I had the best dirty martini I've ever had on Saturday. Twelve million out of ten. Like, fuck, I love a dirty martini. I went to a comedy show on Saturday. OK, so fun. Did you go to the comedy mothership? No. Have you been there yet? No, it was also that because I was just like, let's I was like, oh, I want to go to a comedy show.
If he wanted to, he would. He was like, okay, I got us tickets for Saturday. Sick. They don't check your tickets. Went to Creek and Cave. They don't check them? No. That's not good. They just said, you're here for the 11 o'clock show. We said yes, and they led us to our seats. That's crazy. Right? I mean, they were cheap. Comedy Mothership, the security is like no other. It was crazy. Um...
But it was raining all day in Austin. So like that wasn't fun. But we sit, they sit us right in the front. And I was like, fuck yeah. Cause I just want to get made fun of at a comedy show so bad. But it was one of those where like they switch people every like 10 minutes. And I want to go to like one person. Cause when they do that, they don't do that much crowd work. Except this one guy was doing a fuck ton of crowd work and never fucking came to us. Like it was only going down like the line of people and never did us. And we were like, when we sit down in the front, I was like, yes, like,
fuck yeah and um yeah i was like wow that was so rude that none of them wanted to make fun of me that was crazy and then we get drinks there i drink the first drink this is so classic me behavior i'm like these drinks literally don't have alcohol in them like i take one sip i'm like this is that there's literally no alcohol in this bro i finished the first drink i was like i lied i was like were they expensive in there too or no
Dude, the drinks, usually most comedy shows that I've been to are so expensive. And then we got another round and I got really drunk at the comedy show. But I was really fucking pissed that they did not pick on me. But a comedy show is so fun. Like, it's just so fun to just sit there and laugh. The people were like, honestly, like they were funny, but they weren't like the funniest people I've ever seen. And I was expecting more because it's literally called The Filthy Show. And it's like, it says like raunchy, no rules. Like, that's just so...
like out there and it was like fine like I wasn't I wasn't like blown away by how like filthy I was like this is like normal comedy if anything yeah I actually surprisingly drink a lot on vacation I'm not usually one to do that when I'm especially when I'm with my family just because I don't like to drink a lot with my family I don't know what it is like I can enjoy their company without getting hammered um right so my family is they're drinkers and my boyfriend was with me and I
I guess when he's with his family, when he's on vacation, like he's a drinker. So you know what? I had to dabble in the day drinking quite a few. The restaurant in my grandmother's like club. First of all, love the fact that in this club,
All of the servers are getting salaries. So they don't rely on tips or anything. They don't rely on the sales that they make. So all the drinks are so cheap. They're literally just selling the drink based on like the product, you know? So all the drinks are like $8. Like it's nothing super cheap. Glasses of wine, like $4. It was insane. So, um, I, I,
every drink that I wanted I could get frozen so I was getting frozen Aperol spritzes frozen espresso martinis like literally you name it you could get it frozen and I
drank a lot um just during lunch and then the boat day that we drank I got so hammered on the boat day that we just went back I had lunch or had dinner at this place called the snookin if you're in Marco Island you got to check out the snookin it's super nice well not nice but it's like a dive bar but it's on the water live music it's super nice it's not nice it's a dive yeah it's a dive bar but it's just like a great like vacation place to go like
Like anyways, it's all outside and everything, but went back and then all the boys were playing volleyball in the water or in the pool, in the hot tub and stuff. But that was like the drunkest I got. And I think that was on a Friday night or Thursday. And then kind of was just like casual drinking the rest of the week. But I just don't, I don't know. I like was talking to my, with my boyfriend after this, at the end of our vacation, I was like, I don't like feeling like shit at the end of a vacation.
Like I had so much fun. Yes. But I think I could have done without feeling like shit, leaving the vacation, just being like, oh, like I just can't wait to get back on routine. Like I feel like fucking shit. Um, so that's just like one thing I'm going to kind of take away from this vacation is I kind of went a little bit too hard and like, yeah, but I saw the drinks on your stories and like a Wednesday I was like, oh, she's going for it. Oh yeah. A hundred percent went for it. But it just, at the end of the day, it's not worth it. In my opinion, I would prefer vacation where I'm relaxing, taking a break from, um,
heavy drinking um and just feel good when i'm going home i felt like fucking shit yeah i also want to add that this whole weekend while sam was gone i was watching the little doggies yeah she was were mine for the week i literally was running an animal shelter with my cat and both the dogs like legit um
um it was chaos in here it's making me want a dog because mac was so good mac is so good cheese i almost threw off my balcony i didn't though good for him but cheese i mean mac was so good that i was like oh my god wait i would love a dog like mac in my apartment because like mac was just like killing it which is so funny because um there's like like whatever people were like like mac is just so smart like mac is so good like oh this dog is so stupid like cheese and i'm like
know what's crazy it's like without cheese like mac is stupid yeah i'm like you just like i like but he looks like he was such a distinguished gentleman yeah he was he is like comparatively i know like alone it's like i just appreciate mac so much more oh my like i love cheese don't get it wrong but he there's nothing in his brain nothing in his brain like respect in my heart i know and like i've tried so hard like keep in mind he's only what like seven eight months now
um so the training is like it's not going as planned um every time I relocate his crate I've realized it really fucks with him so I gotta just like leave his crate in one section of the fucking house and not move it but yeah I don't know I'm kind of dabbling in the idea of hiring a trainer I didn't want it to have to get to this point but it might have to happen
Yeah. He was low key a menace to society, but I liked walking the boys. I like making them little city boys because they live their little suburban life and we're just walking the streets. Yeah.
Bringing them out on the town. Everyone's like, oh my God, they're so cute. Dude. Yeah. It's so funny when I tell people to like, did you say like, oh, their names are Mac and cheese. Like I'll just like spit it out, but no one asks, but I'll spit it out. And like, they just love the dogs 10 times more. Like no one will ask like what their names are. There's been married. Dogs are so cute. I'll be like, oh, like their names are Mac and cheese. And then they die 10 times more than they already are over the cuteness. I'm like, yeah, like as you should Mac and cheese. I was also just calling cheese, just different types of cheese.
Oh, yeah. I do that, too. Yeah. Cheddar. Yeah. I just call him. I'm literally like I'll be like your fucking brain is Swiss, babe. Like figure it out. Yeah, definitely. Definitely. That was interesting. Phineas like was cool with them, except randomly I would hear like random like hissing at cheese. He would randomly get a little pissed. I don't know why. Speaking of walking around the city on Sunday, I've told you this. Yeah.
On Sunday, I'm walking the trails with a boy who lives here. Okay. So his family all lives here. We're walking the trails. He goes, that's my parents. We run into his parents on fucking ladybird trails. Oh, that's horrible. I was like, so I met his fucking parents. I guess it's honestly better that way because there's no like anticipation leading up to like meeting them. You just like met them. Yeah. But he literally like, that's my parents. I was like, you're what? He was like, that's literally my parents. I was like,
would you like what a way to round out the weekend i'm like hi nice to meet you like yeah so fucking random and then people were like he planned that like no like it was so random like dude that'd be crazy if you planned that well because like and also thinking about it like the trail is so big the fact that we like intercepted them at like one part of the trail yeah
And like, he was like, I never even knew that they ever walked that. Like literally, he was like, that's my parents. I was like, no fucking way. Of course. Hi, nice to meet you. Yeah, that's crazy. I was like, do they know who I am? He's like, no, they don't. Like, cause they like, she, he just told him that he went to like a comedy show and like we hung out, but I was like, so interesting. Well, I just met your fucking parents and like tiny ass fucking shorts and a little ass sports bra. Nice to meet you. Yeah. The weather wasn't too good while I was gone. Um, there was one day where I tanned, um,
and then it was raining on saturday yeah but i tanned one day and then it was i think it was nice out on sunday the weather is starting like tomorrow gets back into the high 80s which is nice yeah sunday i tanned sunday was the day that i tanned and saturday it was raining and friday friday it was like a little bit icky out but it wasn't bad yeah the um sucked the the
UV is not even that great, but I'll make it work. It was really, really cloudy, but the UV was high. So on Sunday I was out, but it was like 70 degrees. My friend was like, how are you tanning? It's cold. I'm like, the UV is seven. So I don't care what the temperature is. UV above seven. We will be in our bikini. The UV is seven. So I'm out there.
I don't care. One thing I will say about my entire vacation is I've never, well, not me because I'm not the person, but my boyfriend has never gotten so many compliments with like his like presence and like,
dress attire i was like he looked very different so different right he looked really different like different human and like the best way possible i saw your your tiktok where you were like don't ask me how i did it i just did it it was hard like yeah i was like literally who is that because like the model pose like he was like sitting there like eating his wonton soup just like letting me i brought my canon g7x with me on vacation so i was taking a bunch of photos and he
And he's just sitting there modeling, like even the one against the car. I was like, he actually is like, never tell him I said this. He looked like good looking. Yeah. Yeah. I was like, never tell him I said that. But I was like, oh, okay. For you, dude. I was like, you guys look good. Yeah. I'm going to show you actually one of the photos. Um, if I can find it. We did one date night while we were there. We went to the Marriott and, um,
when you got like sushi and shit. Let's see. Yeah. Like all of these photos. I'm like, like, not that one though. Like who is that person? And the rude ass person that was just like, I don't see the difference. I'm like, are you dumb? The way he cuts his beard. Like I like told him like the, the better way is to be like,
cutting his beard and shit and then his haircuts i literally have to force this man's to get a haircut every month because he's like no like it's fine like i hate having to wait for my haircut like it's a whole process having to go get one i'm like no you need to go once a month you need to do it and then now like the clothing like went through his entire closet and got rid of all the shirts that i absolutely hate where he was like in the flip-flops
But you were on the beach. Yeah, yeah, yeah. We were... The restaurant we went to... The restaurant we went to that night was, like, on the beach. Yeah. So sneakers was not an option. I have a question. On your family vacations, like, you're allowed to sleep in the same bed? Yeah. We're at that age, you know, older. Yeah, that's how I... When I went home and I was allowed to sleep in the same bed. Well, some families are very, like...
even if you're like when i was younger like you can't even sleep when i was younger bringing my boyfriends on vacation like they would sleep with my brothers that so i was always like that until my last boyfriend came home and my mom was like i guess you can share i think it's when you're like paying your own bills yeah
Cause like we each, if you're each paying your own rent, cause in college it's like, they still paid for my stuff. So like, no, but if you're two bill paying adults, sleep in the same bed. Yeah. Some families are like, if there's no like ring on it, you don't share a room. Yeah. My, um, well one thing I would say, cause I'm so independent, like,
from my family is if my dad was like no you can't sleep together like okay i'll go get a hotel room yeah like i'll be down the street like oh that's true that's true i think that's also why that's that's a good point like if my mom was like no he has to sleep on the couch like when we went back home for christmas and he came to boston my dad was making the jokes about that like you guys can't sleep there like he was being dead ass i was like i can go get a hotel room though like we don't have to stay at the house it'll be okay also it's like
We're gonna have sex regardless. Oh, I didn't. I was too scared to. In your house? Yeah, in that big house with all my family there. You didn't? In Marco Island? No. What do you mean? Ever? The whole week. Really? I was so nervous too. Really? Yeah. You're kidding. I'm not even kidding. Like, I wish I was... It was a small house...
like there was just never an opportunity and like one of the rooms that we were staying in we had to share a bath we had like the bathroom like we had the bathroom in our room so it was like i don't know i didn't want to risk it that's crazy i know a full weekend like drinking on the week drinking on the beach you didn't have sex one time i know you're laughing i think you're kidding no i'm not kidding because one thing about me is like
I don't know. I want to like, like if I'm gonna have sex with you, like I want to make sure I like orgasm. And if, if I'm like stressed out thinking about the fact that my parents or somebody else is like going to maybe walk in on us, like I'm not going to be able to, I need to be fully relaxed. Environment needs to be perfect. Like, wow. Yeah.
yeah he was like he was like trying to like finesse it like every night i'm like no oh i bet like get out of here don't touch me i bet that's crazy i know oh don't worry we had a great time the second we got off that airplane okay that was like wasn't really part of the conversation um that's why i was late another quick dogs you weren't even that late i know i was like 45 minutes late um
My other question was how are you in front of your boyfriend with like farting and pooping and... I don't do that. No? No. Never once? You've never let one out by accident? No, not really. It's been like an ongoing joke at this point in our relationship that I don't poop in front of him. Like...
What if you're like pooping in front of someone, like literally in front of someone is crazy. No, not in front. Just in general, like we're on the couch together. I have to get up and go take a shit, which I, he's only seen me do that once. And that was a few weeks ago. And I looked at him cause we spent, we don't spend like Friday to Sunday together, like at all, like without leaving each other. And that weekend, a few weekends ago, we were, I have to go to the bathroom. So I just looked at him like, you know what, Sam just balls up and say something. So I looked at him and go,
I'm gonna be honest right now. Like I have to go to the bathroom and he looks at me and goes like out of excitement. He's like, no way. I go. Yeah. And I immediately dropped my coffee, put it on the table and sprinted up the, up the stairs and he's sprinting after me. And I locked the door behind him and I go into the bathroom. I'm I'm I poop for maybe 30 seconds. If that 15 seconds, um,
And I opened the door and he goes, are you fucking kidding me? You just did that quickly? I'm like, yeah, that's how I've been able to get away with it. Yeah, I do. I go fast too. But, oh my God. Why? You already fucking pooping and burning in front of him? No. What I'm saying is the worst part about like dating and not being like in a long relationship with someone where you can just do that. Even though I know guys don't really care. Oh my God. So the other weekend I kind of accidentally...
had like friday to saturday with this man not on purpose holy fuck like i wanted to be like you need to i need to fucking take shit i was like where do i fucking take a shit then we went on a run uh no no no no i was like i gotta poop before i run shit my pants like i had eaten oh my god no i was so dumb but this was like two weekends ago this i don't know why i don't think i ever said this on the podcast or i don't know when this was whatever i'd order modern market to my door
as I do because I love modern market and I want a healthy ass bowl the uber each driver gave me p terry's instead I saw that tiktok okay I ate it I was hungry I had no food I had no groceries I had no choice after that a man came over and then I had to go on a run so I hadn't shit and I ate crap I ate literal p terry's and like drank a milkshake and then had to go on a run and couldn't shit in my own apartment
Oh, God. Yeah. Down horrendous. Because then it's like my bathroom was like in my bedroom. Like there's...
You know, it's too close for comfort. Oh my God. No, can't. Like, and I just need to, like, I just panic in the moment, but I know there's ways I can finesse it, even though I don't think there's a bathroom in my lobby. Oh, I used to do that when I lived by myself. Like when I first moved here. Cause then you'd be like, I need to get a package. No, I would go say, I'm going to check the mail and then I'd go to the bathroom. And this is like with like one night stands type, like just talking casually people. Like I wasn't dating or seeing anyone for the first like month.
two years of living here but like when this would happen i would just say i gotta go get a package yeah but i don't think my i don't think downstairs there's a bathroom like when i think about it i don't think there's a bathroom down there so i don't even think that that would work there's gotta be i feel like there has to be and then what about the fitness center is there a fitness center yeah by the pool okay yeah that's even closer than having to go all the way down to the first floor my window he'd be like
Why are you down there? Why are you down there? I didn't know the mail room was by the pool. But yeah, listen, not being able to shit near a man is like, it's so horrible. I know. Which, speaking of men, staying on the topic of men, because the flip-flop scenario, I got a comment, which I made a video about this on TikTok, so if you're listening and you follow me on TikTok, you've probably already seen this video. What is with the comments of talking about
Or making fun of men for being, quote, unquote, fruity. Or, like, the nail emoji of, like, oh, my God, it's giving gay. Okay? Like, I just don't understand it. When it comes from a guy, I can kind of get it. Because, like, guys like to talk the shit and, like, make fun of other men for being a little bit feminine. Or, like, they see me with a man and then another man is going to make fun of it because, like, they're like, fuck. Like, she's got, like, boobs.
She's got him now. Like, whatever. But when a girl leaves that comment, I'm like...
What the fuck? Like, what is wrong with you? Like, why does it matter to you if my boyfriend is having fun, letting like a little bit of a feminine side coming out, like just making videos. Your boyfriend is feminine. Not at all. They see a two second clip and they're like, oh my God, it's giving. I'm like, what the fuck? Like drives me nuts. The amount of times girls will comment this on my shit. And so I decided to finally make a video about it because I'm like,
It's always one... Someone made the comment of saying they think it's just the single girls and they don't understand it because it's like... You've never had a guy just like be a little... You've never had a guy literally act like a little baby girl with you? Yeah. Like a boy likes you? Sorry, then boys don't like you because if a boy likes you, they are literally a four-year-old girl. Literally. And I'm like...
We you're going to hang out with a man a lot. You're going to pick up some of his little lingo. A man's going to hang out with you and then he's going to pick up some of your lingo. Like I will literally say like,
I'm a queen like something I'm doing is like oh my god I'm a queen like queen queen queen and sometimes my boyfriend accidentally will like just drop like oh my god I'm an espresso queen like or I'm a skinny queen like he said he said he was a skinny queen on vacation the other day I was like oh my god like queen pop off it's just like.
The more we hang out with each other, we morph into each other. So I feel like single girls just don't get that. So stop making fun of men for having, like, a girly side. Yeah. Also...
because I would be like just like yeah like some women have a girly side like some men are more feminine and girls like that like guys that paint their nails. Yeah. Like your boyfriend's literally not feminine. I know. Yeah. Like your boyfriend is not feminine at all. I think it's also some people don't understand the style like because your boyfriend has that style where it's like he'll wear a necklace. Yeah. Like not necessarily even a chain but like a necklace or like bracelets like your boyfriend will wear that. It was the flip-flop video. Okay but like flip-flops okay.
Okay, well, whatever. Like, he has, like, fly-dating-ic vibes, like, where you'll wear, like, jewelry. Yeah. And it's, like, that's not feminine. Like, some guys just wear jewelry. It's just, like, artistic. And don't get it wrong. There's nothing about his, like, environment that, like, is feminine. Like, I wish he was. I wish he would clean. I wish he would do his laundry. Like...
I wish there were certain qualities in him. Yeah, he should be more feminine. I'm like, I wish he was more feminine, if anything. But instead, he was shotgunning beers on the golf course. And he's never worn cologne until meeting me. Like, what the fuck? Yeah, like, actually, he's gross. Yeah, what the fuck? So...
that's all I have to say. And a guy that is so confident in himself where he can just kind of let loose, that's attractive. 100%. So nothing I hate more than like, so like when I have a boyfriend, like kind of like I said, you like when they're a dress up doll, like sometimes I want to take it to the extreme. I'm like, would you let me like put a full face of makeup on you? Like, come on. Or like do a face mask with me. Like, I don't know. Like, let me just like have fun with you. Like you're a literal Barbie mannequin. And when a guy is like,
no look miss me with that gay shit yeah oh my god literally it's so bad like i want you to talk the shit with me out of here let's talk the hot gossip let's like girl chat literally get out of here you're just another one of the girls like i just hate a man that can't be like okay with their masculinity like it's so gross i know they're just projecting really really hard
Just so hard. And, yeah. So, that's just my two cents on the conversation. And if you're one of those girls that has left one of those comments because some of you have followed me. Like, I'll click on your profile and it says follow back. I'm like, interesting. So, I just had to put it out there into this podcast world. And I hope you hear it. And I hope you understand that those comments are very fucking odd. It's also just mean. Yeah. Like, what? Like...
You... I just fucking stuttered so hard. But it's like, when you comment something like that, it's not coming from a good place. No. Like, you're trying to make fun of someone. No matter the demeanor of the comment, like, you're trying to poke fun at my boyfriend. And I'm not taking it lightly because that is my page. That is a loved one of mine. I signed up for the hate. Do I think the hate on my page about me is okay? No. But it's...
double not okay when you're leaving hate about somebody in my close circle on my page because they did not sign up for the hate and so that's when i get even more mad about it like i will literally this is so bad but i will literally go to the extreme of if you leave a really bad hate comment sometimes it will go onto your page find your linkedin and like almost very closely like
send it to your job like i am that close to just like wanting to ruin you so just be careful no because like you're a disgusting person yeah if you comment shit like that like you're actually disgusting but no one gets more trolls than like a boyfriend that is hard launched yeah and that's something that like anytime i post a boy it's like are you like people are going to make fun of you like yep hard like hard and i'm very sorry i mean i'm just lucky that my audience is like 80 female like i feel so bad for the girls out there that have
Like I was literally saying this to my boyfriend the other day. I'm like, I feel bad for the girls that are out there that are influencers, that their audience is like 80% men.
Because they cannot post their man. No. They would drop their engagement. People would unfollow them. And they would get, the boyfriend would get so much shit from that audience. Being like, oh my God, like he's not even fucking home. Like you can do better. Like just trying to like break the relationship up. That's what it is. It's trying to like make your relationship seem like weak. Yeah. Like people just being jealous and being like,
Oh, like you're happy in love with your boyfriend? Oh, but like, I think he seems gay. Yeah. Who fucking asked? I know. What does your boyfriend look like? Oh, you don't have one. That's unfortunate. Literally. Like, it's so fucking stupid. I know. So dumb. Dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb. But... I feel like I was going to ask you something else about...
your vacation experience how's your traveling together anyone piss each other off in the airport oh dude no i really kept telling him like we've never spent this much time together and like i kind of want to like rip your head off did you no but like i don't know i just i i love the man so much like he's literally my other half my other person like
I don't think there's ever really going to, or like, I just can't see a reason for me genuinely to get mad at him. We have a, we have a safe word. It's called corn. So like if we're fighting and it's not like, it's so fucking stupid. Like, why are we fighting? Like one of us will just say corn to stop. We just both look at each other and start laughing. Oh, okay. Cause then it's like, yeah. Cause it's like, like, Oh, like, so this fight's not that serious. Like get over it. And like, I always have to think too, when I'm like arguing, um,
or like want to get upset with him about something that he did is like, am I going to be mad about that like five days from now? No, I'll probably forget about it. So like, what's the point of getting so upset about it? So when is he going to propose to you? Oh God. Hopefully soon. The amount of times I brought that up this week. Actually? No. Yes. No. Well, yes, but I don't know. No, yes, no, yes. We're itching closer to it. Low key. No, Taylor. I'm kidding. No, but okay. Don't get me excited. No. Like he said, no,
We're creeping up on a year. I hope you know that no one on this planet Earth is more excited and wants you to get engaged and married than I do. I know. So I hope you know that no one else wants that more than I do. Dude. So we were talking about it and he said like, we need like at least one year. I'm like, a year's creeping up. A year of your relationship? Yeah, dating. He's so old school. Like he looks up to his parents in the old school way of like, you got to date for a while and then like you get engaged but then like,
You got to live together like very, very old school with like a long process. And I'm like, I get that. Like I used to think the same way. And he's a boy like that's just how he sees it. But I'm like, it doesn't need to be that way. Like, you know, I'm the one. So just like we can also just do it now. I know. Right. And the thing I was telling him the most, too, is like, we don't have to like.
necessarily get married like that, but I would love to sign. If we got engaged, I would love an engagement for three years, something like that, but then maybe down the road do the paper marriage where I can at least be under his health insurance and all those fun things. I fell under a rabbit hole today of making a wedding and engagement ring Pinterest board. What? Oh, I've started that. I started doing that this morning. I just...
fell down a rabbit hole in my thoughts of making like a engagement ring pinterest board and a wedding pinterest board because i just want to elope yeah and then have a party but i just need to have it ready for him yeah i'm so down bad i made a fucking engagement ring pinterest board which i still don't really know much about that type of stuff um but did you see jazz got engaged
New York City influencer. Love that for her. So happy for her. She got engaged. And like when I saw that, it just gave me like engagement fever. And I was like, fuck, like it needs to happen. I'm so like y'all know I've been on here before. And I'm like, I just want to be like settled down, like young. Like I don't care what people like say or don't tell me. Like I'm turning 24 this year, like 25. Bring like that's always been my goal. Time is ticking. Yeah. Like.
The one thing too about... I feel like any friend group is when one person does it, it starts to become a domino effect because people, especially the men, just become more comfortable doing it because it's like...
Oh, if everyone's single, I gotta be single. Or like now all the guys in our friend group are taken and in relationships because they're like. No one wants to be the only one doing anything. Yeah. You don't want to be the singled one. So it's going to be a domino effect. Once it happens, like it's going to just keep continuing to happen. But I don't know. I was talking to one of my other girlfriends about this. Like she's also in a very serious relationship and I feel like she's gonna be the first one. And I'm like, can you just like do it already? I'm trying to nudge her. I'm like, come on. Domino effect. Like you got to do it and then I can do it. I'm like, please.
No, she cannot have a kid. I just will babysit anyone's kid. I want everyone to have a kid. I'll babysit all of them. Yeah. But... Give me a kid to babysit. This whole, like, this whole entire fucking year is just gonna be so different. But I love it. I love it for that. It's just, like, remembering that we're not, like, 18. Mm-hmm. I'm like, oh, wait, we are at the age where people are, like,
grown and you can get engaged that's crazy one thing i'm excited to see though with the way my boyfriend treats me during the week of july is how he's gonna treat our one year and birthday during the week of july like in july like the week of july when it's our one year and it's also my birthday that are three days apart i'm like i better get two different yeah rip wallet but also i'm like that's your fault you could have waited like two weeks or something but no you chose to do it three days
um i don't know so i love like the idea of jewelry but i already got him for his birthday like two things of jewelry so i gotta dabble in some ideas um maybe like a hotel or i don't know if he listens to this anymore but he's not gonna listen i know we're in five minutes in i know yeah i don't know we'll see yeah you have time and like he was getting so stressed over the idea of like
I went out with such a bang for his birthday that he's like, fuck, how am I going to top that? I was like, what? Yeah. Right. A ring. But I was like, I don't know. And I just kept hinting to him cause we were in the conversation. I was like, yeah, like I think I want to maybe do like a boat, but instead of a barge, I want to do a yacht. Cause the yachts I was looking at, yeah, it's less people, but it's the same money. Um,
So I was like, like one of those like bigger yacht things, not like a yacht yacht. Like, you know, the most one had like the downstairs like kitchen and bathroom. Like one of those I think would be more fun because it's more like
You also don't need 50 people. Adult, like more adult vibe, you know, like older scene. Like that's just how it is on Lady Bird or on like Travis that I noticed when we would hop over to those boats. It was more like adult adults that were on those boats renting them. So I was like, oh, maybe I'll dabble in one of those ideas. And then I was like, we were at Estelle's. We were having this conversation at Estelle's and I was like, or even maybe like a table upstairs, like where I'm wearing like an actual like cocktail dress, like more like I'm not going to East or West for my birthday. Like I gave him a few ideas. So P.
he can figure it out good yeah i don't think he'll be able to get away with it a surprise though because i'm gonna be so stressed out but and are you sure he's not gonna move in with you
move in with me no so he's his lease is until the end of june and i actually helped him renew his lease because his landlord was being weird as fuck about like his lease i was putting your relationship on blast i just know i know people want to know but you know what's crazy is like people really live out here like kind of live in in a sketchy way like all they do is venmo the guy for their rent that's what they do yeah
Like, how did they possibly find their house to live in? I'm I was like, you you Venmo him each month. And they're like, yeah, they don't even know we have a third roommate now, too, because they were like worried that if they told him they would spike the price up. And so they haven't even told them. And now they finally going into next June, finally told their landlord that they're Venmo wing, that they have a third roommate for starting in the June, even though he's been living there for like six months now.
And so they're going to live there another year. Interesting. Yeah. Which is very surprising because one of them is in a very long committed relationship. I was like, wow, I'm actually surprised they're not going to move in together. Yeah. How long have they been together? Yeah. Like over a year. Once you're this age, over a year is when you're like, yeah, long, long. But that's also the hard part of moving in with your like significant others. The lineup of people.
Like luckily now I bought a home, so I have no issue of like ended up getting kicked out or renewing a lease. But like how do couples do it when they have to like move in together with rents that are so opposite? Yeah.
What do you mean? Like when you are used to paying opposite? No, because I'm saying like... Like when your lease is opposite? Yeah, like say my lease ends right now and his lease doesn't end until September. Yeah. How the fuck do you move in together? My brother just had to do... He had to live with my parents for a few months. Yeah. I feel like... Which obviously not everyone can do that. Like they're lucky they live near my parents and my parents like... So he lived with my parents for a few months until my lease was up. I guess that makes sense because... I mean, it's harder here because no one has family here, but it's like...
you can't terminate your lease if you have roommates yeah like your roommates are gonna be like uh bro you know it's hard i'm i'm living here um so yeah i don't know yeah well thanks for the insight on your relationship timeline yeah gotta get him on the pod but you should he's so awkward he's so awkward like when the camera when i started recording podcasts he's so awkward
like why though he's so like he's so that's the thing he's just like me with the outgoing like talkative like banter he would get a second oh he would 100 get us canceled on his words yeah but i'm like oh i'll just give you guys kind of like a rundown of his vibe um kind he loves the
what's that's all you have to know yeah i feel like that's really all you have to know like oh he loves that what's that new guy that's blowing up brother squid is his sketch i don't even know oh my god like i've watched like two videos of that guy like i just don't get why it's funny oh dude i i can't i can't i don't get it is that all he says to you what's up brother yeah but i kind of got him to stop it because i was like this thing is so annoying but he'll just watch in the like when we're going to bed we both kind of will unwind in the bed and like watch our own things and
And he's watching that. I'm like, this is so stupid. There's no context to it. I don't get it. I'm telling you, I tried to watch it. I was like, why is everyone saying this has to be so funny? I watched one video. I'm like, I don't know what's going on. Yeah. You know who I love? Actually, no. This is so controversial. I'm not going to say it. Can you like...
Oh, you can say that. Oh, okay. Well, I mean, I know he's been canceled a few times, but... Yeah, but Theobald is uncance... She said Theobald. Yeah. Theobald is uncancellable and Theobald is funny. I just think he's so funny, dude. He is funny. He just makes no sense in the best way possible. Like, I want to laugh at you. Theobald is funny and Theobald is uncancellable. Yeah. Let's take the same way saying, like, I love Trisha Paytas. Yeah, or, like, Tana Mongeau. Yeah, like...
Cause they're all in the same like kind of friend group. Like they have Jeff FM and, um, obviously the Nelk boys are all friends. And then Mike that is kind of friends with the Nelk boys. I don't know. Some people are probably like, who the fuck are all these men? But, um, I feel like it's very niche unless, yeah, I don't know. I just, yeah, I don't know my fucking brain. Okay. Um, but like, just like had a little bit of a stroke. I did have a little bit of a stroke. It's okay. Um, well,
I enjoyed our little catch up. A little chit chat. How long have we been talking for? I honestly keep fucking talking. Do you have anything else to say? No, not really. I don't really have much else to say. Yeah. I'm excited though to be back and kind of be back in a routine. I thought it was gonna be very hard for me to get back into a routine post vacation, but I think it's easier when the weather is still warm. Like, you know, like, like,
going from being in florida and when i would go back to boston i'd be so fucking depressive like oh yeah but coming to austin the weather is so much warmer here yeah no that makes sense that makes sense because if yeah 100 yeah i was just worried about it but i'm i'm i'm doing great i'm doing good i'm so happy for you i'm i have to pee my pants though okay i think we i have nothing else to say okay okay bye guys
