One Thing About the Super Bowl and Love Languages 01:29:01

What's up you guys welcome back to another episode. I'm Sam. I was about to say and I'm Sam because I was gonna finish your sentence for you. I know. Well and I'm Taylor and we're recording this episode real time. Yeah. It's Wednesday. It's going up Wednesday. It's Valentine's Day. Yes it is Valentine's Day and we're both wearing pink right now. Yeah sitting in our pink chairs. I have red nails. I kind of have pink. Some of them are falling off because they're press-ons and I've been moving so...

each day i think like one or two just pops right back off yeah it happens yeah and i'm so dumb i was talking to someone at the super bowl which we'll talk about i'm like yeah i did red because i was like oh both teams are red you know red works and she's like and it's valentine's day so true yeah that makes so much more sense it's actually a way better reason to have red nails than because both the super bowl too i didn't even think of that yeah my red nails fit the vibe

I definitely need to fix up my press-ons, which is why I like the press-ons lately, because you can just put them right back on. No, they're great. As long as you don't lose it when it falls off. Sometimes you lose them. Well, the pack comes with extra. Yeah, that's true. I need to do it. Anyways, do you have a favorite of the week? My favorite of the week is my Oura ring.

Yeah, I saw you talking about that. I love my aura ring. We're also going out of order because like neither. I know for one things. Give us a sec. Um, I love my aura ring. I'm obsessed with it. I went through a phase of not wearing it because I was big, big lift all the time. And that was like the only exercise I did. And if you're trying to like deadlift heavy or something, you can't wear this. It's a clunky ring. You know, it's just not going to work if you're trying to

pr a deadlift you can't really wear this i mean you could take it off and like whatever but it's not convenient for that but recently i'm just obsessed with it i love seeing my sleep score and it like tracks your cycle for you if you're like into the temperature stuff tells you if you're stressed it's so accurate on your steps i feel because it's literally always on your fucking finger yeah like i'm getting my steps like from the second i wake up

And, like, go pee. Mm-hmm. God, my steps are killing it these days. I love my Oura ring. Yeah, 75 days. Hard. 45 is today. Yeah. 30 more. Yeah. Or 20. I might stop at the end of February. No, you got to do the whole thing. I know. But, like, my family comes. And, like, I just, like, I'm not, like, certain. But, like, I've been saying to, like, multiple times, I think I'm just going to stop at the end of February. But, like, it feels so good that I'll probably keep doing similar stuff, like, for weeks after. You know what I mean? Yeah. Yeah.

I guess because like I just feel 10 out of 10. What's your favorite? My favorite of the week is the the patches I don't know if it's called the brand is called the patch good patch good patch. Oh, I worked with them the calm one I guys i'm not even kidding. I have had the most stressful week obviously because I moved and I just got another dog which we'll get into but Yesterday was the most stressful day ever and I put one of these on and i'm not even kidding um

calmed down instantly. Instantly. I was like, I need to buy it because I got it in a PR box of just my manager sent like a PR box for the holidays just of a bunch of random crap and I finally unboxed it because I moved because I was like, I'm not going to unbox this right now. I'm moving in 30 days. And I put it on because it was just a sample pack and it was one of them. I was like, I need to get more of these. They are insane. Yeah, I mean, I always liked them. I never used the calm one. I'm also so placebo person.

No, I'm not even kidding. Like, even my, like... I was, like... Which I just got Botox in my jaw, but, like, I can still feel it. It's not gonna completely take away, like, the tension in my jaw, but, like, it helps with it. But yesterday, I was, like, going fucking crazy, like... And I put this on my wrist. Instantly calmed it down. What's in it? I don't know. You don't know? I didn't look. I just saw the calm.

Okay. That's when you know like I'm being so legit right now when I say something's my favorite when I literally don't even know what's in it and I'm not like spitting facts because I don't know when you do like an ad you kind of have to like explain everything but no like I'm being dead ass. This is insane which I need to take it off because I put it on yesterday. I use the hangover one one time. I use the hangover one too. I think that one works.

I'm gonna say it works yeah I'm gonna try them all yeah there's a lot of them there's like four or five different versions yeah I've used the energy one for before my workout because I worked with them and I used the energy one and like I don't know like I kind of like think they work yeah you get them at Target if you're wondering where you can get them in like the beauty section at least like in our target they're kind of in the middle of the makeup section yeah um and then one thing about us

You say yours is more big. Give me something to think about it. Okay, one thing about me is I'm a family of three. A family of three. She got a dog. I know. Probably people think it right before that. Like, what? Pregnant? Oh, no. No, dude. Someone actually commented on one of my TikToks the other day. Are you pregnant? Question mark. Because I posted like an emotional TikTok. I was like, what, bro? What? I'm literally on my period. Listen, in my dreams. No, literally no. Hell freaking no. Never. Well, not never, but like not right now.

um yeah so i got another dog and i kept it on the download for the last month or so because i just have so much shit going on and i don't want to explain my explain anything to you guys until like it's in the moment going on so we got cheese i just picked him up from the same breeder that mac is through so they're technically like third cousins or something yeah keep it in the fam keep it in the fam so they do like a nanny system where they will fly the dog in because the breeders out of florida

And I know the owner pretty well now at this point just because I got Mac and then we were communicating, whatever. And the reason I ever went through that breeder is because a referral, like one of my friends from back home used them. I don't think I would ever go through a breeder where I didn't have a good referral from someone I know. Just because you never know out there what people do. So...

Got Mac, obviously. Mac is fucking perfect. And then I was like, you know what? Let's get another dog. Woo woo. So we named him Cheese. And I know his nicknames are probably going to be like Motts or Blue. Just random cheeses. Provolone. I'm just going to have such a fun time with his names. I just call him Cheese Man. Yeah, Cheese Man. I call them both Man. Because it just has to like flow off the tongue. I call my cat Kitty Man. It's just...

It just works. I don't call him Mac Man. Mac Man. I don't call it because I call him Mackey. But like it just rolls off the tongue. Cheese Man. Dude, I've been saying cheese so much the last 24 hours. I bet. It's like engraved in my brain. Cheese, cheese, cheese. Because I just need him to remember his name. He's really stupid. He, guys, like this face on this dog. Like it's the dumbest dog face you've ever seen. But he's so cute. It's so cute. But you're like, there is nothing going on in this dog.

In his head. There's zero. So the first time I ever picked up Mac, Mac was crying like crazy the first day. Like when I picked him up shaking, like freaking out. I pick up cheese yesterday and running kidding. This man was obsessed with me. The second he was on my lap, he, I was trying to get him to like not be on my lap because

And I kept having to push him off. I'm like, bro, chill for a little bit. Mac is going to see you doing this, so you cannot claim my territory. It's just so funny, but I love him already. He has a little bit of a tongue issue where he's always hanging out. It's so cute. Yeah, it's so cute. It's really cute. And his eyes are a little bit, not crisscrossed, but they both go outwards. No, he looks really dumb. Yeah, he looks dumb. But you can already tell their little personalities. Mac is a little more...

anxious, needy, and I feel like cheese is just kind of like... Yeah. I'm just here, man. Yeah, they're kind of coexisting right now, but over the last 24 hours, they have definitely gotten closer. Last night, my boyfriend came over and we got them to kind of cuddle next to each other. I saw your story of them like... Yeah. I was like, oh my God, this is the closest... They'll never be as close as Phineas and Mac. Okay, sure would it. Maybe, we'll see. But then this morning, they were...

Playing together, which is good because she's got the zoomies. He like gets the zoomies by looking in the mirror, seeing his reflection. I used to do that. Yeah. So he's freaking out at his reflection. And then all of a sudden he starts doing circle donuts around the island table. And then Max starts chasing him. And I need to see him get the zoomies. It's so funny. But he's a cute little guy. I know. What's your one thing about you? I'm sure we'll talk about this a little bit more later. Yeah. One thing about me is I'm in desperate need of a sneaky link. Yeah. And guys...

I think I got it. Yeah, maybe. No, I did. You guys haven't even hung out. No, no, I did. It's going to just check back in after, not next weekend, two weeks. Okay, but the only thing that's going to make a sneaky link work, though, you can't be like going on a date. No. Because when my boyfriend was my sneaky link. No, I know that. But I'm just saying like...

are you is your first time you're ever gonna hang out going out i think the first time we're ever gonna actually hang out is after i'm out at the bar is being like can we meet up okay waiting till you're drunk yeah well i'm not really drinking that much right now no you're not drinking at all well even if i'm like yeah i'm not drinking at all maybe like he'll be drunk he said he'd go to berries with me that's a date taylor you can't go you can't go to berries with your sneaky leg no but that was like weeks ago though so like maybe he won't now

Because that was just kind of a random, like, oh, we'll hang... Like, we'll, like, talk. But now if we're already talking, it's like he doesn't have to do that. Yeah. That was just kind of like a conversation starter. Okay, good. You know, like, it was just kind of like conversation starter, but, like, I don't think it'll be, like, follow through. Yeah, we'll see. No, yeah. If he is, then you guys gotta, like, fuck in the bathroom or something. That's the only way it works out because...

yeah no no i think it's just like on the weekend like i was like we'll go out yeah we're texting like all day i'm not even gonna be here next weekend perfect well it's not like we live together i know but then i could just like do things because i we were literally talking about this last night guys i was like yeah because she texted me about the sneaky leak and i was like yeah i'm not even in the house anymore so you have full range to the house no it's just like i can make bad decisions like i could like with my ex-boyfriend you know

Yeah, don't do that. You would have no idea. Don't do that. No. One of my friends sent me a screenshot of a video I reposted that says, and I got you guys keep seeing it and like will tag me in it like Taylor, what the fuck? Because like it obviously says Taylor Rosen reposted says no roster, just a girl in her 20s convinced she's going to marry her ex when the time is right.

and like it has 1500 comments and i bet like a good hundred of them are people being like yo girl what the fuck yeah my friend sent it to me i was like let me live

But yeah, I just need to sneak you in because I'm going insane. I'm 45 days celibate. Yeah, I mean, is that a long time? No, that's not even a long time. I feel like I went way longer when I was single than fucking someone. I think it's just hard when you were in a relationship. Yeah, I think I went almost three months. They're going to say three years. Three months. I was like, Dave, you got no play. No. No hoes.

really though but you were also making a conscious effort not okay but to be fair i don't necessarily need to like actually go all the way with someone like that like i just need like like kissable or something you know yeah i don't need to like have sex with them i did that for a while and like this time last year i could do like that's fine yeah it's more just like the like a corner of buford's bar

Right. Or cat's pajamas. Right. No. Or like home. No. Out in public. Both. Okay. Great. Making out in a bar is so fun. Like that's what I need, you know? It's even more fun when you get the adrenaline rush of knowing that there's another guy there that's interested in you. Yeah. Last time I made out with a bar, made out with anyone or kissed anyone was early December. That was the last time. Oh, wait. No, that's such a lie. Late December. Right.

that was new year's eve no oh okay but new year's eve doesn't count that was like i'm talking about like actually like kiss a boy was like my ex-boyfriend at home oh like kissing a bar yeah in december i made out in a bar twice damn it's pretty good a lot of exes around here yeah but like that one doesn't really count taylor taylor taylor that one doesn't really count though that's not really like i don't count that as an ex-boyfriend i count that as like

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We have so much hot gossip about the Super Bowl. Yeah.

that's like the big thing that everyone is talking about the thing on everyone's lips I was so rooting for the 49ers and the clip of Brock Purdy walking with all the confetti falling on his head but it wasn't his confetti really made me upset because I'm not a Chiefs hater I'm not a Travis and Taylor hater either so like Swifties like don't bully me I just think like they're so on top of the world and

They could have let the other people have it. They have it all. Like Travis Kelsey, Taylor Swift, they have it all. Patrick Mahomes has it all. Let the other people have it. Let the other people have their moment. I'm going to tell you right now, guys. You have no idea what's going on. No, like...

I understand the sport of football, but I could care less about who's winning, who's playing. Like, could care less. It took me a while looking at the screen to figure out which team was what because they're both red and white. I'm not even kidding. Like, when it was far away, obviously with the helmets and the logo, I could tell. But when it was like a far away clip, I'm like... At the beginning of the game, I was like, I could not tell you who's who. I'm pretty...

i'm more involved in pop culture than sam with like celebrities so that's why i'm a little bit more into like football i only know football and people that are relevant in pop culture i could not tell you someone on the fucking i don't even know a team that's not relevant because i don't know if it's like an irrelevant team bitch i couldn't tell you the patriots are irrelevant they're irrelevant right now right couldn't tell you anything about it right i am only aware of what's going on because like i love the wags like this was very wag heavy game it was like the coolest wags ever a

Yeah.

I just don't think I have the time for pop culture. There's just so much shit going on. I'm like, how do I have the time? It's like the podcast you listen to. Yeah, I just like, I don't have the time. I only know because of the podcast I listen to. Sorry, guys. If you want to come here for pop culture, you're going to get little snippets. You're not going to get the whole news forecast for the week. Yeah, it's only because of the podcast I listen to that that keeps me in the fucking know of it all. Which one? I listen to The Toast, but I don't really like to give them attention. Yeah, that's true. Because I don't.

I really agree with a lot of things they say. Anyways, but they keep me up to date on pop culture and that's why I listen to it because it's every single day. Anyways, that's besides the point. Um...

Then they went to the club and Taylor posted a TikTok in the club and she never does that. Dude, that was crazy. Yeah, it was crazy. It came up on my For You page. I'm like, what the fuck is this? From her account herself. And I don't know much about Taylor Swift before this, but from what I've got from what the public is saying, she's never once posted a boyfriend. It's the first time posting a boyfriend ever. Well, who have her exes been?

Joe Alwyn, which was her six-year boyfriend, who's kind of random. He's a model or an actor or something, but he's not that relevant. They dated for six years. Before Travis Kelsey, she dated the lead singer of the 1975. Oh. And then she dated Harry Styles. Well, John Mayer, Calvin Harris. I had no idea what all these... You know who Calvin Harris is? Well, no, I just had no idea that she dated any of these people. Yeah. Taylor Lautner. Yeah.

When was that one? Harry Styles, back in the day. Oh, I was going to say. These are all like through the... Like some of them are way back in the day. Yeah, sounds like it. And also, I don't know how many of these are dated dated or like dated, but they weren't boyfriend girlfriend. I feel like the reason she started posting him though or just posting with him vice versa is because it kind of originated from social media because of the way he was on social media talking about her.

Like, I think it stems from social media. I think it's also like he's so public and like obviously she's... Well, all of his exes are. Well, I think the people I listed are other famous people, but they're not public, show their personal life, famous people. Yeah. Travis Kelsey has a podcast. Yeah. That's like sharing a lot of your life. She's never dated someone with that...

level of i share my entire life online and then the nfl like you're miked up in the games they do all the shit following you around it's so so so public so it's like why not post it on social media yeah it's already you're filmed at every angle yeah the tiktok that she posted in the club was very interesting i was like damn i'm obsessed i still can't picture them being people that are compatible but like

Same. But I don't know them, so I don't know. The way he was dressed in the club compared to her, she was just wearing a casual little outfit, and then he's wearing a million dollar worth of chains and rings. I'm raising my hand. I'm like, wait, can I say something? I always, again, Swifties, don't murder me. You guys are really scary, and it makes me not ever want to talk about Taylor Swift. Taylor Swift always dresses really, really bad. She literally always looks awful. No, she does. At the Grammys, she looked awful.

literally awful and it's it's just like people are putting her in bad outfits okay she looked really cute at the super bowl like in at the club like she was wearing a really cute outfit she was wearing a corset and she had her hair in a cute ponytail and she was wearing really cool pants i was like did you fire your stylist she needs to pick up his stylist yeah like someone got it together because she looked really really cute at the super bowl and normally like sorry i think she looks

I think she wears really bad outfits and I think it's like a disgrace. I spice was with her at the Superbowl, which is so funny because there was all these like pictures of ice spice. Does she have any relevance to anyone that was on any of the teams or no ice space? Yeah. No, she's friends with Taylor Swift. Okay. Cause she's, um, has a feature on one of her songs. There's pictures of ice spice talking to Jason Kelsey and it's just like, what the fuck are ice spice and Jason Kelsey talking about? It's like the people were quoting it like, don't mind the shit or the fart. Yeah.

Like him asking Ice. I don't know. It's just like, wow, what were they talking about? And like, that's just so random. Famous people like mixing circles. I don't know if it was the same day club because I only saw one snippet of that one video that she posted. But then there was another club video that was circulating. And Jason was on the stage wearing a mask. Same day. Was it? And then with the tie-dye shirt. Yeah. I was like, he is me. He is me. He is you. You...

a lot like Jason Kelsey. Yeah. I was like, I love this man. Like, it's so funny. But you're also a lot like Travis Kelsey because Jason Kelsey wears like flip flops and sweatpants for games. Yeah. Yeah.

I saw that. There was like a thirst trap video of Jason Kelsey walking into the game wearing his grow fit and everyone in the comments was like, oh my God, his wife doing him so good. The grow fit like, oh, he looks so good in the grow fit. Like everyone was just like thirst trapping for him in his right outfit. I was like, y'all chill for it. I love Jason Kelsey. I really do like the Kelsey's a lot. So that's why I'm kind of a fan of Taylor Travis because I do genuinely really enjoy them.

I think it's cool they do a podcast. I'm like, you're too famous for a podcast. Why are you podcasting? I think that's what makes them famous, though. Like, that makes them so known in the NFL because who else is, like, that connected with their audience? No, not known, but like you were saying earlier, like, sharing such personal stuff. Because everyone else is just in the NFL. You see them. They're famous for playing football and being good at it. Yeah, that's true. Like, imagine if Tom Brady had a podcast. You would have felt so much more connected to him.

Yeah, I think my connection to Tom Brady is what's missing in my life. Yeah, right? Like, why can't, why am I not connected? Oh my God, you know, well, Gronk, I think Gronk, no, maybe he doesn't have a podcast, but I've seen him on podcasts. Other things from the Super Bowl relevant to talk about, Alex, her own her boyfriend. No, we can't even skip the halftime show. Oh, the halftime show? Yeah, with Usher. Oh, so bad. No, guys, it was so under budget. So, like, it first started, oh, also, I'm glad I'm not alone anymore.

in thinking everyone he brought out was someone else okay yes i saw this video it was just me being dumb because i literally go is that celo green i said that i said is that kanye i go is that celo green was not celo green all of our kanye we're like no that's not kanye i guess her name is her h-e-r i don't know who that is don't come for me i'm like northwest yeah northwest with usher and then i was like oh kanye

kanye is there with north silo green wasn't silo green it was i don't know who it wasn't kanye it was will i am alicia keys sounded real bad and then people if you look up the performance now they like dubbed it over what do you mean dubbed it over like her voice was cracking in the original if you watch the performance back they like fixed it yeah that's the thing with the whole performance itself not even the singing the music or anything i hated how everyone's outfit was different it looked

so unorganized everyone was dancing differently there was no stage for the first half of the performance i was like this just looks so unprofessional we just kept saying it looks very very low budget it was hard to hear yeah everything and every time there was a singer like the national everything um i was like why can't i hear him i couldn't really hear him singing which is like someone on the back end fucked up and then the audio girl that was doing the guitar

Was not even playing the guitar. No. It was so, like, she was air playing. Like, it was, her hand was at least two inches off the guitar. I thought it looked very low budget. I thought he picked really bad songs. Like, there were some songs I'm like, why didn't he sing that? He didn't sing more. You really want more? I know. If I'm going to perform at the halftime show, I'm going to pick my top overall songs. I think he sang too many slow songs. Yeah. Like, groovy songs. But this is a halftime show.

Yeah. Get with the energy. I thought the roller skates were cool. I fuck with people on roller skates. I thought that was cool. But also it looked low budget. It looked like my high school dance show. Why didn't Justin Bieber come out? That was the that was the letdown. When everyone realized Justin Bieber wasn't coming out, it was it was a tough moment for society as a whole. Hear me out. Maybe he didn't go on because he already got picked for next year's show. I don't think Justin Bieber would do it.

That would be so freaking cool. Justin Bieber is not like a performer. Okay, guys, we were talking about this during the halftime show. I wish, though. Don't get me wrong. Like, I love Justin Bieber. We were talking about this watching it. In order to perform for the halftime show, you have to be someone that everyone's going to know their music. From younger kid all the way up to a fucking grandma. Because everyone's watching the halftime show. So someone like Usher is a good person. He just did not pick the correct songs.

Justin Bieber, also perfect. Younger kids are going to know his songs and then people will. Like my mom knows every Justin Bieber song. Yeah, I see. I would argue Justin Bieber's not great for it. How? Because I don't think, I think it's really a specific niche of people that like it. You think so? Not specific, like specific as in like,

My dad doesn't. Justin Bieber's on, like, the radio. He's on everything. Yeah, but, like, there's such a weird criteria to do Super Bowl. You have to be really, really famous, but also really, like, washed up. I feel like he is. Like, his recent music over the last, like, two years.

He's washed up by choice. He just doesn't want to do it anymore. He's not washed up because no one cares. He's washed up because he was sick or whatever. Who did it last year? Rihanna. Oh, Rihanna. And Rihanna ate that shit up. And at first, when I first watched Rihanna's, I was like, oh, I didn't know how much I liked it. Just because I'm very hypercritical, I think, of Super Bowl performances. But then when you compare back to back, she was amazing. One of my favorite Super Bowl halftime shows is the J-Lo Shakira one.

Like those are perfect people. Cause like JLo is really famous, but JLo music isn't a hit. Like perfect. JLo is a perfect person. Bruno Mars was really good. I thought the weekend was really good, which is kind of crazy. Cause the weekend was kind of in his peak and he did the super bowl.

And I feel like you don't do the Super Bowl when you're in your peak. But his was really good. It was high budget. It was like big time. Yeah, I feel like a lot going on. You need to start off at least because I saw Usher obviously had the bigger stage toward the end. But I feel like if you're going to start, start on the bigger stage. There was at the beginning. He was starting on the turf. I was like him and Alicia Keys were also like fucking on the stage. Yeah, that was weird. Both of them are married. That was really weird.

I was like, I googled mid-performance, are Alicia Keys and Usher married? Are they together? Because I don't know. I don't keep up. So I had to look it up because I'm like, oh my God, are they together? They're fucking dancing like it. If they're not, they are now. Yeah. Goddamn. He like was smacking her ass. I felt a little bit violated. I know. I didn't like it. I felt a little bit violated. Queen Reba did the national anthem play. But...

Yeah, I thought the halftime show was really bad. And I don't think it's necessarily that Usher puts on a bad show. I feel like an Usher concert would fucking really be fun.

But I don't think it was a good Super Bowl halftime. Yeah. What was the other thing you wanted to say? I thought you wrote it down. Oh, I was talking about Alex Earl and Braxton Berrios over the whole weekend. Yeah. I just think they're really cute and I feel like he's like really in love with her even though I think he's a shady motherfucker and I'll keep my guard up and I will die on that hill that I think he's a shady motherfucker. I think he's smart enough though not to do something bad in this relationship because he's fucked if he does. But like the Sofia Coppa thing was so public and like

I'm sorry. Yeah, but she doesn't have nearly enough of a following slash cult. Yeah, but it involved Alex Earl. But I'm saying is Alex Earl has such a cult following. Everyone went against Sophia. I just think because I'm sorry. Also, we'll die on this hill. Braxton and Alex were the people in the wrong. Not necessarily Alex because she didn't know, but like their relationship was bad.

in the wrong and like it sucks that she doesn't like did you see sophia's dating someone new yeah she's been yeah they went on like a little trip him i know i know and he looks like him uh i don't know i just think braxton is shady but him and alex like he like really does a lot in her tiktoks yeah and it's little things that's like green flag yeah he so comfortable in her in her videos yeah

I think it's cute. I agree. I feel like they're really in love. Happy for them. Anything from the Grammys that we missed that we didn't really talk about last week? From the Grammys? Or not the Grammys. What was on last week? The Grammys? Yeah, the Grammys. No, we talked about it. We did? But I want to talk about The Bachelor.

I know. I haven't listened. Yeah. I've been way too busy. Okay. Well, she's still fuck Sydney. Yeah. I made a TikTok about it. Everyone is a fan. I love Maria and I was texting one of our friends about it. This isn't like spoiler. This is just like generic. The whole situation. It pisses me off that people see Maria. They're like, she's mean because she's hot and she's confident in herself. Yeah. Like all of you bitches are just being fake. Nice. Yeah.

But you think she's being mean? She's being a confident, sexy motherfucker. And if you see that as mean, we will never get along if you think she's mean. She's literally just being herself. She's the most personality.

She's sexy as fuck. She barely wears makeup. One thing I will... She barely wears makeup. They put on, like, these evening gowns. Bitch has, like, concealer and mascara on. Stunning. One thing I will say, though, is I do think the very beginning of this whole thing that went down when Maria did kind of laugh about her age and that, like, little conversation that kind of escalated the whole big situation that's going on, like, she did do that. But she just said, like, I'm old, too. Yeah, but, like, it was kind of like in a...

Like if I can't remember the exact conversation, but she was like shading at her a little bit, but like barely. Yeah. But I think this other girl's fucking batshit crazy. Yeah. But my rule, I've always said this. If I was bachelorette, my number one rule would be the person that comes to me and like wants to take away fucking time and conversation by coming to me and tattletailing. You're gone. Maybe both of you will be gone. But if you come to me and tattletale, you're out. That's like my rule.

If I'm a bachelorette, come to me and tattletale and I'm sending your ass home. Yeah, I would say that right at the beginning. Don't come tattle on me. Unless the entire house is in agreement and there's like group tattletale that everyone hates them. Maybe. But if you're going to come tattletale to me, you're going home. Maybe you'll both go home. But I don't fucking want your tattletaling ass. Especially when most of the drama for the first...

Like at least any of the drama that I've seen where people have tattletaled. It's like so fucking irrelevant. People that don't know each other in a house dating the same guy. If someone was like, this girl's being mean to me, I'd be like, I wouldn't expect you all to be besties. Also, we're 30 years old. They got two of them going to fight. Like, yeah, I'm your friends. Like, but I have like they were just talking about being friends. I'm like, honestly, I wouldn't call any of those girls my friend if I knew them for a week. If I knew them for a week, you're not my friend.

And you're on camera. We're on a camera and we're dating the same man. You're not my friend. You're not my friend. Actually, I hate you. Yeah. Like I, I owe you nothing. No. If you come in tattletale to me and I'm the bachelor, I'm sending your ass home that instant. Like they're 30. Like you're 30 years old. Like you're not okay. Wasn't Sydney like young? She's 23 or something. Whatever. Yeah. I heard she owns like a store in her hometown and people have been like passing it.

and trying to sneak peeks of like if she's in there or not i feel bad though i do because like i don't want anyone getting that much massive amount of hate but like then don't do that on tv but also don't turn off your comment section and all of that because i probably turn off my no because you you're creating a space for people to want to talk about you by creating videos because they can't just leave the hate on your page now because they have so much fuel in them they see the comments off they're gonna make videos yeah

Like just let them all leave the hate. Delete your socials. Let them leave the hate on your page so you can't see them.

So they don't make videos. Yeah, I just think you'll have to watch the other episode too because another girl was also being a big old bitch. And to anyone listening on here, if you're going to leave any hate, any hate comment on anyone's stuff, like what are you doing? Seriously, what are you doing? Yeah, like I would never comment on her picture or make a video. I guess I did make a video kind of about her, about the situation. Yeah. I just said I'm team Maria.

Yeah, but that's different. Like, people are coming at her for all sorts of things. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like, I'm not going to make videos and call her, like, an ugly bitch. Yeah. Like, but you put yourself on reality TV, so you're giving people the opportunity to talk about the drama on the reality TV. Yeah. That's why you're on this TV show. Yeah, I just can't imagine, like, taking my phone and, like, angrily typing something mean and pressing enter. Especially when people try to come for, like, looks. Like, if someone tries to come for, like, she's ugly, like, hey, she's not.

Like when people try to come for like a pretty girl's looks just to be, I don't know, like to make a point. I'm like, don't start trying to call her ugly. She's pretty. Like, don't go for that because that's not true. Yeah. I hate when I hate when girls do that because it's like be fucking for right now. Like, you know, she's not ugly. Yeah. I'll only go for looks if it's true. Yeah. You piss me off.

yeah select few you have to piss me off which speaking okay speaking of like just mean girls in general like can we talk about how social media is really going for full circle for us right now oh yeah guys obviously we've made podcast episodes about our like cancellation moment y'all know y'all were probably there people that were big like proponents in our cancellation big um

of the movement are following us on Instagram. Yeah, like the ones that made videos about us or made comments about us on other people's videos. Or never spoke to us again. And unfollowed us during the whole thing are following us on Instagram. Yeah, and I'm just like, I want a public apology. Yeah. I want a video on your TikTok full face saying I'm sorry. Yeah. So I just think that's like, hmm, funny to note.

It's funny to see the sides they'll take in the moment because they don't want backlash. They're like, oh, Sam and Taylor are getting heat? I want no part of it. Unfollow. Comment something on the other team's side. Oh, it sizzles out. Two years go by. Sam and Taylor are still relevant. Okay, I guess I'll follow them again. Like, fuck off. Yeah.

So funny. I feel like we have a lot of weekend to talk about. Yeah, we do. We like spend a lot of our weekend together. Yeah. We didn't take a single picture. No, I was so mad about that because being at Taylor's like, well, actually, let's start on Friday. What the fuck did I do Friday? Yeah. I always got to go right back to my photos because everything just blends together. Friday we went out. Oh, yeah. Friday was the night we went out because I don't want to be hung over for the Super Bowl. So I was like, you know what? Friday night, I'll go out that way. I got Saturday to Raw and then Sunday, you know.

Still rotted on Sunday, but either way, it just didn't feel as bad because I wasn't hungover. But...

My boyfriend and I went over to Samatoro's for some pizza at a food truck. This place is amazing. It's like New York style pizza. It's so good. And when I got there, I was filming and he was like, oh my God, do you want to like come inside and film the process? I was like, uh, not really. Cause that's a little bit intimidating in it's a food truck. It's really small. I don't want to go in there, but let me know when the pizza is done and I'll come in and record cutting it. So I did that, had some pizza and then I went home. I'm pretty much like packed up at this point cause I was moving on Monday and

So I didn't really have a lot to work with when I was getting ready. But I changed my outfit and then Taylor and I ended up going to downtown to grab drinks together before meeting up with everyone else. Because one thing about us is we're not going to go straight to the bars and get a tequila soda. We're going to go to get a cute cocktail before we actually go out. 100% except I did get a literal coffee.

I got a literal coffee on Friday. She got a virgin espresso martini. A latte, if you will. But yeah, I should have asked him, like, can you pour it in a cocktail glass? You honestly could have gotten it in a cocktail glass if you asked me. We're the only two there, guys. It would have been way less liquid, but like, I didn't really need it that much. I just wanted something. And I need caffeine if I'm going to be out drinking.

sober at the bars or something be yawning yeah crazy so i need caffeine even though caffeine at like fucking eight o'clock is not great gotta do what you gotta do we went to irene's which is right between fifth and sixth street on west side and if you need somewhere to go that's last minute you don't need a reservation you want to walk in there maybe to get a drink get some food irene's is always empty when i go it's always empty which is weird because if you look up places to eat

It comes up kind of first. Yeah. I'm always in his spot. Like the spot itself is perfect. Perfect location. It always comes up when you look up places to eat. Like it's not like a hidden gem. No, but it's always empty. Yeah. I don't really understand that.

I don't know. But yeah, we went there and then the outside was empty. So of course we took pictures. Yeah, we sat outside. It was a little bit cold, but not too bad. It was maybe what? 65 degrees. I was chilling. Yeah. You kept saying you were cold. I was a little cold for sure. I was a-okay. So we like drank our drinks and then we went next door to Takeru Mucho and Sam got another drink. Guys, oh, my biggest regret was asking them for their spicy marg.

Which usually when they make me a spicy marg, they'll use their like tahini chamoy mixture and this man literally handed me a Spicy marg that had three massive jalapenos in it with the seeds I am sipping on this drink and i'm choking on the seeds like it was the spiciest drink i've ever gotten i'm like coughing between each drink and The drinks itself at takiramucho are so strong like you are gonna get hammered after one drink and

that's just how it is and they always flirt with you too and give you free alcohol my drink what was it i think six dollars six dollars for pure gasoline oh love that place we need to go back there more often yeah but i will not be getting a spicy mark yeah it's really the fucking spot it was like throwback yeah always go there um and then we finally were able to meet up with our friends and i was really vibing sober this night i'll have to say everywhere we went i was having

a really good time the whole night. Sober is one of my favorite sober night outs. I don't know why. Like, the vibe just has to be there. I, like, did not miss alcohol. Yeah. At all. Only when we were getting drinks alone. I'm like, ooh, a cocktail would be fun. But when we were at the bars, I had no desire to get a drink. I was... I didn't really think about it once. Yeah. The girls that we met up with were hammered, though. Hammered. They did the, um...

It was one of our mutual friends' birthday, and so our good friends went on it, and they

Yeah.

bro. Like, it's next level. You're like, wow, this is what I look like on those days? Fuck. Because I was like, whoa, you're gone. Yeah, the, um...

Westside wasn't even too fun, so I was very antsy to get over to Lucky Duck on the east side. So I kind of gathered everyone. I was like, yo, let's go over to Lucky Duck. Let's get an espresso martini. Everyone was down because we've been going to Lucky Duck the last three weekends and sitting at a picnic table. So Taylor drove the girls, right? Yeah, that's the bright side of not drinking is...

You can bring your car and you don't have to Uber and you can just drive people everywhere. And it's very, very convenient. It's a big plus of the not drinking. But the east side is just so much more fun now because it's not like 20 degrees. Yeah. So it's really nice to be able to sit at a picnic table and not want to actually die. We got ducks.

Didn't get a drink but I got food. Yeah, we had to get the everyone got a round of espresso martinis there Those are the hands down the best espresso martinis And of course I go up to get one and I come back and my boyfriend also had one for me because they got there What 10 minutes before us so I wasn't even thinking that they were there before us I thought we were there first because we drove and they took an uber And I get a drink and I go back there and he's like I got you a drink and i'm like

Oh, well, I don't need it. So now me and him are sitting there with three drinks and we both kind of like shared the second one. And then we went into the photo booth. There's a photo booth there. So fun. I think we need to start doing that every single time we go. A photo booth is so fun. Yeah. It's so...

it's just a whole and then we're picking out the photos out of the photo booth and my friend riley picks out the the photos and she hands three strips and i'm like three strips is usually two and we look at them and i'm like these girls aren't us it was a group of three other girls but they were all brunettes and when you first look at it you're like oh i think that's me because they kind of look like us like two of us are brunette and i was like oh like a

I go, wait a second. That's not us. So I look at Riley. I go, let's try to find them. And we're like circling around the bar trying to find them. They're not there. So I posted on my Instagram and I'm like, if you guys know these girls, let me know. I would love to give this photo back to them. And I didn't even see it until the morning because the service over on the east side is so bad. But I got a swipe up from one of the girls in the photos. I was like, oh my God, that's me. I was like, oh my God, no. Like if I saw this message. Wait, you got a that's me? Yes. And I...

I was like, oh my God, if I saw this message last night, I would have tried to give you that photo back, but I don't have it anymore. Like, damn, I left it behind.

Damn, how unfortunate. I know. Which small world that then on Sunday at the Super Bowl, one of the girls from the other friend group, the short blonde, she came up to me and was like, oh my God, that's my girlfriend. Like she sent it in our group chat and was like, look what I found. And they were all like cracking up about it. I was like, oh my God, small world. Like how ironic. So yeah, they never got it, unfortunately. Damn. Well, we have our pictures and they were really cute. And then we went to Latchkey, which is...

Classic behavior. I hadn't been there since, like, November. I haven't been there in so long. But it was just so nice to just dance with the girls again. Like, didn't feel like I needed a drink. We were all on top of the back corner table. Dancing on the table like nobody's business. Like, fucking that shit up. It was so fun. And then...

There's some weird like guy encounters I had this one guy that liked me on hinge and I only remember because we have a mutual friend was like following me the whole night and it aches me out so bad when a guy has no balls like why are you standing next to me and straight up following me came up on the picnic table standing like right next to me but like I'm not going to talk to you.

I didn't match with him. He just liked me. So like, I'm not going to be like, oh, I know who you are. I get off. He gets off and follows me and my friend. And sometimes you're in your own head where you think everyone cares about you, but like maybe they don't. So since he was following me and our friend, I asked her, I'm like, that guy was following us. And she was like, oh, for sure. I'm like, okay. I didn't want to, I didn't know if I was just like,

gassing myself up yeah it's always better to get like a second opinion because yeah it's like no bitch maybe he wasn't following you he was just getting a drink yeah no no he was dead ass following us i'm like okay i'm glad you also saw that because what the fuck and then he followed me on instagram yesterday and i'm like have you could have said hello instead of following me around i wanted to turn around and be like can i help you like why are you just frailing behind me yeah speak to me or like buy me that gives me the ick not gonna lie if that happened to me well

Don't follow me around and not say anything. Like, have balls. That's like girl behavior. Girls are supposed to do that. Yes. You. Well, before all this even happened, guys, we're on the table. And it's all the girls on the table. Some of the guys are on the table, too. But...

All of a sudden out of nowhere a group of six bald women come running in and they come right over to our table. They're on the ground and I look at them and I go oh my god they're pit bulls and I told a few of them to like come up on the table and then all of a sudden I was like this is such a small fucking world like.

These girls are dressed like Pitbull. Taylor used to date Pitbull's son. The Pitbull concert was this weekend in Austin. Yeah. And I was like, this is crazy. So I'm on the table. And you know how on Snapchat you can make the screen black and then you can type out text and you put it on your forehead. Guys, Sam...

She loves to do that. I love doing it. She held her phone on her forehead for maybe 30 minutes. Yeah. So I typed it up. I'm with Pitbull on my forehead because like, honestly, some of the people looking at these bald girls are probably not going to instantly think, oh, that's Pitbull.

Some people, niche people will understand, but some people won't. So I was like, I'm going to put it on my forehead. The second I put that on my forehead, the amount of phones with flashlights that just like came out and were like videotaping all the Pitbull girls. I was like, yeah, like this is so fun. So I kept it on my head, like Taylor said, for maybe 30 minutes. Just like, yeah, I'm with Pitbull. And then one of Pitbull's songs came on too. And I was like, no way. Yeah.

Yeah, I sent a picture of the Pitbulls to my Mr. 305, my ex-boyfriend. I did send it to him. I was like, I'm dead. And he was like, I'm a fail. And I told him about the Pitbull concerts this weekend. He's like, you should go buy a ticket. I'm like, no, what the fuck? Like, who do you think I am? But I did send him a picture of the Pitbulls. The Pitbulls were also my ex-boyfriend's friends. Mr. Hinge's friends. That's just a good thing to note. They were his friends. So...

You know what that means? Maybe they talked about me the next day, which is always good for the program when people bring you up. But he can't forget about me. But it was his friends. So that was just important to note. Yeah. Because Austin's so small. Yeah. For some reason, I don't know why, but every now and then I'll realize how bad my auditory processing is.

And this night for some odd reason, I could not fucking hear a single person talk to me and it was making me so anxious like no other like...

We weren't even close to the speakers where the speakers are in the other corner and just like all night I just like couldn't hear anyone talking. I was getting so in my head. I think it's when I like self-realized that like I can't hear and then it gets worse because I am realizing I can't hear and bro, I was getting so overstimulated. I was like, I need to fucking leave and that's when Taylor was like, okay, let's go and I was like, oh my god, thank god. Let's leave. I was kind of having fun which is weird because I was sober and like

you kind of wanted to leave and then you got distracted but i don't want to leave which is weird just normally if i'm sober i'm like yeah let's do it let's get out of this bitch i'm thinking it was a really good i did not need alcohol i could have stayed out like all night yeah it was just fine by yeah we didn't leave until 12 30 which is late for us yeah i didn't go to bed till two yeah time i took my makeup off read my fucking book

Just ate a snack. I didn't go to bed until two in the morning and then sam's boyfriend. Oh my god So he was being all loud like dude I knew too. I wanted to get a good night's sleep and when he was like i'm i'm sleeping over he was so drunk like Insanely drunk compared to me He literally thought he saw a freaking body on the side of the road in a in a wrapped in a blanket when it was it was just a A blanket a wet blanket on the on the curb and

It mayhem this man's and he comes over and I'm like, I just know I'm not going to get any sleep tonight. He wouldn't stop yapping, yapping, yapping. And I was like, you need to either stop yapping or go home. And I was like, go home. I was like, you just need to go home. And finally at two in the morning, you Ubered home and I was like, thank God I need to go to bed. Cause if he didn't Uber home, we probably wouldn't have gone to bed until like four in the morning. Yeah. It was a long fucking night, but thank God the next day we kind of did nothing. Yeah.

Yeah, we didn't. Well, no, that's such a lie.

Didn't do anything? Oh, no, Saturday. Yeah, I didn't do much Saturday. Actually, no, I went to brunch with two of my girlfriends. And then freaking... I'm at brunch and I told my boyfriend what I was doing and where I was going. And my boyfriend shows up at brunch with his best guy friend and they're sitting at a table across the restaurant. And I told the waiter because I didn't think he was actually going to show up, but he made a joke of like, oh, I'm going to come in and invade the girl's brunch. And I'm like...

if he does this, I'm gonna be pissed because like, this is girl time. And I told the waiter, I was like, if my boyfriend shows up, like, this restaurant is empty. I was like, you're gonna you're gonna know who he is. Please sit him on the other side. So he's over there. And he shows up and him and his friend get bottle service at brunch and they're having a boozy ass brunch. And I was like, you know what, it's time for me to dip. And so I went home and Taylor and I just

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On Saturday, we also got the best food we've ever had in our entire life from a food truck. We got these tacos. Sam was like, let's go to this food truck and get tacos. Like, you know, chill vibes, pick up something quick. It's in the middle of this field behind a distillery way back. Of course, it can't be right up by the building. It has to be like fucking 200 yards away.

back through the mud so it's pouring rain it starts pouring right when we get there we're like running in the mud to order these tacos we're almost we're like fuck dude like this was such a big mistake like shouldn't have come whatever we order tacos we run under the shelter of the of the distillery people have their kids that are like being menaces throwing paper airplanes at us airplanes i'm like bro and sam had mac so mac is getting all muddy we're really like this was such a bad idea fuck

Fuck. Yeah, why did we do this to ourselves? But then we pick up the food. And y'all, these tacos were like next level. We were standing. If you guys saw us, like it was one of those moments where it's like, like us. Why don't you boys talk to us when we're out? Us out. Like hunched over this table. We had no napkins. Dirty hands. Pouring rain. Muddy feet. Fucking shoving these tacos in our mouth. They were...

So good. It was incredible. They were insane. And they're like authentic.

authentic tacos they're not the typical like american tacos like these are authentic mexican tacos from just a husband and a wife that have a food truck together i tried going the week before and they had sold out and they were like we're so sorry like blah blah blah like really apologetic i was like it's literally okay like yeah i'm happy that you guys sold out we'll come back next week and so that's when taylor and i went back next week and we got all three different tacos and we were like let's try them all at the same time like the same

type one best one was for last it was the braised beef oh my god guys i want to go back there and get just three of those ones it was so good i like the first one too yeah the pastor one pastor one was really good we each got three tacos and we didn't even look at each other's orders but we ordered the same thing yeah classic yeah right it was it was so good it was called un mundo um behind fierce whisker distillery guys so

So good. Like next level. So we go back to her boyfriend's house.

with his roommate and we're playing games raving to them about the tacos and i think they thought that we were kidding like they were so good and we're like no no we're not kidding like you need to go get these tacos now because like it just sounds silly when we're like explaining like a food truck like a food truck tacos like they were so good like okay guys like cool like awesome i'm like no you need to go like i was getting pissed yeah the next day you literally ask his roommate did you go yeah like

no we're like when would i be able to go i'm like today should have fucking went for now but we played katan we played monopoly and then we got delights fire so good fire i love going to delights and getting fresh on the cone ice cream on the cone no seriously get away from me don't touch me he just wants to be pet by you

No. Anyway, so we literally had such a chill game night. Just hung out. Yeah, and then the next morning was obviously the football. The Super Bowl. I ran actually seven miles, which was not what I intended to do at all. If you saw my vlog that I posted on TikTok and on Reels, I was only intentionally trying to do six miles, but then I ended up doing seven, so...

I love that. I'm very proud of myself for that. And I will probably try to do that maybe like every other week, like that distance. I'm not going to do it every week. That's just absurd. But maybe every other week, every weekend. You'll get to the point where you can do it every week. Yeah, but I just, you know, I guess I just don't feel the need to. Yeah, yeah, fair. Put my body through that. Fair. I mean, I worked out, did my workouts, whatever. Then we got lunch.

Yeah, the lunch was really good. Yeah, a little healthy lunch. And then it was like kind of time for Super Bowl. And then we already talked about Super Bowl and what we thought about Super Bowl. Yeah, the run really knocked me the fuck out. Like I was so tired sitting there. You were. I was like knocked out.

out from that run and I was like I can't be here anymore so we ended up leaving the party we were at because we were at a party being like trying to be social at a party where everyone's drinking I'm tired and I was like you know what my boyfriend lives two like blocks down the road I was like can we just go back to your house and watch the halftime show at your house because it was so loud in there I was like I want to make sure I can hear the halftime show volume down on the tv yeah and I'm like

I want to hear what's going on. What the fuck? Yeah. So we ended up leaving and then we ended up finishing the rest of the game at the house. Yeah. Watched it at home. Went into overtime. I was like, can this be done already? Fuck. Yeah. I just wanted to go to bed. But oh, the other thing I want to talk about really quick about the Super Bowl.

The 49ers in all the press conferences after said they didn't know the overtime rules, which I'm sorry. First of all, the ref said the rules. I heard them. I don't play professional football. I don't understand football rules. I heard the ref say the rules and I understood them. The whole team was like, we didn't know the rules because they changed the overtime rules, I guess, like two years ago.

These motherfuckers are out here saying they didn't know the rules. Like, how are you playing in the Super Bowl and you say, we didn't know the rules? It's just crazy that they gave, like, the Chiefs the ball second and said they didn't know the rules. Like, you gotta know the fucking rules of the Super Bowl. That was just crazy. Like, that is crazy that they said they didn't know the rules. Like, don't you play professional football? I don't know. Like, I heard the rules. I watched. The ref said the rules. And they're like, we didn't know.

That's a big L on your part to lose because you didn't know the rules. Yeah. That's crazy town. Like, they literally lost. They would have won the Super Bowl if they knew the rules. Like, how do you not know the rules? Excuses. No, like, they really, like, how do you not know the rules? Like, for real. Like, you were there. Like, you play the sport. I don't know. Whatever. Sucks. Guess you gotta...

read the fine print people follow directions yeah follow directions anyways monday and tuesday were really hectic that's why we're recording late i was moving the last two days craziness i am so happy that it's like almost over i have a lot of furniture that's getting delivered this week but other than that when you buy nice ass furniture it gets delivered and built for you

Whereas if you get furniture from like Wayfair or like Ikea, you can pay for the extra money for them to build it. But you might as well just get your furniture from nice ass places like Casterly, Pottery Barn, West Elm, CB2. Because when it gets delivered, the building white glove delivery is a part of the price. So it's just nice that a lot of my furniture is just gonna be built for me. Yeah. And I got my fridge yesterday. Okay.

Microwave's coming tomorrow, but hopefully by the end of the week, I'm going to feel like it's really home, homie. No couch yet, though. Yeah. Yeah. For Valentine's Day, for the last little bit of this episode, I told Sam, because we got in this conversation in our personal life, that we should talk about love languages and what our love languages are. Because I think this is also good insight. If you guys remember me saying, like,

Just little things about us that I wonder if you guys can get. Like a kind of who's more likely to or who cares about what. Just a little insight into our personalities that you guys might not know from things we post. I think this is interesting. I'm a big... I love to know people's love language. And Sam's boyfriend told her that... Boyfriend. Boyfriend told her that love languages aren't real. Yeah. Yeah.

he's trying to like gaslight me into telling me like that's not really like you you girls make these things up you girls like see tiktoks about something and you just like i'll run for it he was like i bet you literally looked up on google what a love language is and then scrolled through the list of the language languages and picked a few of them i'm like duh what else would you do i'm like yeah obviously all it means is like what do you value yeah like what is important to you

Yeah, that's all it means is what's important to you. Do you know what yours are? Oh 100% and I kind of always have known what these ones are and i've really started to realize it while Being in this relationship the first one that I ever realized at the very beginning of my relationship with him was affection in person like

physical touch physical touch and just not being embarrassed to touch me or kiss me in public i'm not talking pda but like hold my hand come up from behind or kiss me on the forehead like in public like

Show me off like I'm yours and that was something that he wasn't really good at at the beginning because he just always thought like People are staring it's PDA and I'm like, no, no, it's really not like that He's gone so comfortable doing that because we got in like a little bit of a fight at the beginning of our relationship like the first two weeks of us dating of me being like Dude, like you don't hold my hand or kiss me in public. What the hell and he was like, well I'm just like not used to that like that's just not something I usually do I'm not used to doing stuff like that. I'm like no like

I need that. I love that. And after having that conversation, he flipped a switch and that's something that he does all the time. And I'm just like, wow, it's crazy to see how much you've changed since the beginning of our relationship. Like now he'll grab me, touches me, kisses me, like is all up in my business in public. And I'm like, see how things have changed. Yeah. I not changed my love languages, but just like realize more what they were. Like, I think I thought they were more one thing, but I realized they're other things. Words of affirmation.

huge for me and i'd never had that as a top one i thought it was quality time and acts of service and a little bit of physical touch but i realized words of affirmation is so huge because in my last relationship just dating someone who's not very emotional i realized that that like

actually really... Missing that. I'm so the type of girlfriend that's like, why do you love me? Why do you love me? What do you love about me? I need to know and hear it. And I think that's also, I was telling Sam, that my biggest love language, this isn't one official one, but it's music. I love music. I'm so connected to music. That's why I like to dance. I love music. And

a big part of it is like in the words of affirmations way like when i listen to a love song like the new noah khan song i'm like oh my god i want someone to feel this way about me like the the fact that he wrote this song about someone do you want your significant other to write a song about you no a poet i could do someone that writes songs but that doesn't sing them unless well it depends on the has to be like you have to be really good at it because if you were like noah khan like yes yeah then like put that shit out there you can't be like a wannabe like

It can't be like my wannabe rapper ex-boyfriend. Yeah. Can't be that. You have to be really good at it. But it's more so like the feeling of it. I don't know. Like, I just realized it's really important to me. Yeah, mine's not hearing love. Mine's seeing love. So, acts of service. Acts of service is probably my second one. Like, this is another thing. Guys, if you're listening to this right now and you're like, well, my boyfriend doesn't do anything for me with my...

Ways of receiving love you need to have these conversations with them because they're not gonna Read your minds on what your love languages are When I started dating my boyfriend He never really did like these little small things of showing me love of through acts of service and after having that conversation with him He does it all the time like this week alone. He's brought over an olipop and then like my favorite desserts like flowers like

It's insane how much it's changed in our relationship after being vocal about it and you need to be vocal about it. They're not going to read your mind. So access service is huge for me. And I'm not saying like, buy me like designer bags. Giving. Yeah. Buying designer bags would be like gift giving. Yeah, I guess. So, um, but anyways, just like the little things make me so happy. And sometimes in a man's mind, it's,

They may think of that as, oh, so spend money on me. No, don't. So do you think yours is gift giving or acts of service? Like acts of service. Okay. Because, well, it's a mix of the two. So like, yes, cook for me or like you're at. Okay. You're at. Because I think the same thing. I'm not like putting you on the spot. I'm like, yeah, no, like you're, you're at Starbucks and you were getting yourself a coffee and you're

You were coming to see me. Like, you got me a coffee. I agree. Just, like, things like that. And it's, like, you don't have to spend crazy money on me because I will note that and I will do the same in return for you. But it's more of I want to know you're thinking of me in certain scenarios. Like, he was at the grocery store getting his groceries and then was going to come over after. So he bought me an lollipop and a little dessert and came over with it. It's, like... And then last night he cooked dinner for me or opening the car door for me. What else? Like, just...

All those random little things. Yeah, I would agree because I'm the same way that I blame my father for my acts of service love language because my dad does everything for me. And to me, that's just standard. Like my dad will do anything for me. So sorry, boys, but like you just set the standard fucking high. And I think that's like a dad's job. But like the standards really up there for doing literally everything for me. But I'd agree on like the little things that like

Teeter between gift giving and acts of service, but I agree. I find them more acts of service too, where it's like, if I was going to go get a coffee myself that day and you just did it for me, it's like, oh, now I don't have to go get it and you brought it to me. Not necessarily like you brought me a gift, but oh, that was something I was going to do today. And you like,

did it for me yeah like another example is when we were going to the bars two weekends ago and i was meeting up with them i was with the girls first and then meeting up with the rest of the crew and i was like i'm on my way can't wait to see you oh i can't wait for my like lucky duck espresso martini he's like don't worry i'll have one waiting for you it's like you just read my mind you're gonna have one sitting ready for me so i don't have to go wait in line at the bar you're gonna get me a drink like i love that yeah or like

Again like good reference to like something my dad would do like car problems. I don't want to deal with my car I'm a fucking girl. Like if I told you my car's electric, but like let's say I need to charge I need to go like the supercharger. I guess that's my um equivalent but if I was like fuck I need gas and like I woke up and like Someone got up first and like did it for me Like that's like that's something my dad would do It's like if I told my dad I need gas he'd get it at five in the morning like if I had to leave at six he'd be like I will get it at five and like

thank you like that's what i want like oh my airs are my tires are like flat they need air go get it i'm not going to get it yeah get it like just like dude and like without being asked i feel like that's like that to me is gonna be like what makes me be like oh i want to like marry you is like doing shit like that without being asked like and i know like men at some point are all still men and no men no man is perfect but like

And I don't know, I feel like there's little things when you date someone, especially like at this age where you have to ask like, okay, well, like if you, if I cook, like, can you please clean up after? And it's like, I don't have to say that. Like, just do it. Like if I cooked, like, can't you just do it? Like I just did all the cooking, just like little things like that. But opening the car door, my ex boyfriend used to always open the door and like never let me touch the door. Like that's important to me too. Yeah. Just like little things where it's like, you don't want me to be inconvenienced because gift giving, these are why things are not my love language. Yeah.

My first boyfriend, Mr. Tickle 5, ruined gift giving for me. I put no value in expensive gifts. Like, not no value. Obviously, that's a very nice thing to do. He would get me nice things, obviously. But they were used as very much so. Like, how are you going to be mad at me if I bought this for us? Yeah.

don't buy me something to use it against me i don't want it like i never asked you for it take it return it i don't give a fuck like i don't care yeah that's some manipulative behavior for the thank you yeah like if that makes sense like well i bought us this and like you didn't give me like the thank you i wanted and it's like well that's not the point yeah you shouldn't do it because you want

some reaction out of me you do it because you want me to have it not because you want me to react a certain way like so that's why i kind of took away gift giving for me i'm like because you can get the nicest things from anyone like anyone with money could buy you fucking shoes yeah that's not like buying me a coffee is more meaningful than buying me shoes if like i don't have service it's you want to look at the questions no i want to

I wanted to play this one TikTok that I have. Oh, you have Wi-Fi, right? No, but I don't have Wi-Fi right now. It's not set up yet. Oh. Yeah, guys, we're having Wi-Fi issues. But I have questions on my phone. But anyways, what I was saying, just gift giving to me. I don't give a fuck if you're buying me designer things all the time. I would rather someone buy me a coffee every day or something that I really, really like than...

Buy me designer things. Especially if they're designer things that, like, you never even said you wanted. They just buy them because it costs money. It's just, like, anyone can do that. Fuck. It's not going to play. But I reposted it on TikTok, and it's Chrissy Sella, who is the owner of what is the brand? One Active or something? Yeah. I know who you're talking about. So she was on a podcast, and she's single. I think maybe single. I don't know. I don't know. Or either way, she's a business owner. She owns her own house. Like...

She basically was just explaining what she's looking for in a man saying that she wants someone that and like I totally agree on this because I feel like I'm kind of in similar situations of like I just bought a house. I have two dogs. I have my finances figure out like I don't want a man that is going to financially replace that for me. I want a man that is going to like nourish me financially.

Like take away any of my anxiety, my stress add into my life, not like financially be there for me, not someone who's with the gift receiving. Like I don't need you to constantly giving me gifts. I want you to be someone that's going to help aid in my like emotional needs, you know?

Which is, I wish I could play the fucking TikTok. She worded it perfectly. Because it's like, if you took a list of the good things someone does and one of them was getting you nice things, I'm obviously not going to be mad if I had a perfect boyfriend and they also bought me nice things. But if I had to pick a quality to go, that's going first. A million percent. Like, 100%. Quality time is another important thing for me, but I wouldn't say it's up there in my love languages because I think quality time...

needs to have the words of affirmation and like the acts of service for me to like it if that makes sense like i love someone that plans a date but not so much i realize bear with me this might not make sense

I like someone that plans a date not so much because the act of being on the date is like the best hours of my life, but because you went out of your way to do something for me, which again, I feel is an act of service. Yeah. You know what I mean? It's more so the thought like... Yeah, the thought of like, I want to be with you. If you plan a date, it's not that that date and that day was necessarily the best day of my life, but you went out of your way to...

Buy tickets to something, book a reservation to something like I said I liked. And to me, that's kind of like an act of... It's the action of you doing it. Like taking time after work when you're busy and planning something. Yeah, I think... That's important to me. Mine, in that sense of the quality of time, is more of they are going out of their way to make sure we have plans. Because like...

I don't know. I always have plans. I always like having my weekends booked up and just knowing that I want you to kind of fight for that spot in the weekend to see me and have one-on-one quality time with me because I want to do that. I want to make the plans with you. A girl's mind is always racing. I'm someone who's like... My mind's always racing. If you can take that position for me and make the plans, knowing that you want to be hanging out with me one-on-one, that's a big deal to me too. And it's so... That's how I...

We'll start talking. That's how my last boyfriend and me started dating is because like the effort put into the dates with me was very, very impressive to me. And like that, that shows a lot for me. If you put effort to plan dates and do things with me that I've like said are important. Hey, I like this. And the next day they're like, oh, I got us tickets to do this.

10 out of 10. The only reason I went on a date with the last guy from Hinge is because they just planned a date. Yeah. Plan a date. I'll go. I appreciate that a lot. Like if I'm like, oh, like thank you for this, whatever. I'm not just saying thank you to be like polite. Like I mean it. Like I appreciate it. If you make a fucking plan, hence why someone just following you around latchkey to try to get your attention. That's gross. Yeah.

Like, sorry. I don't want you to just do that. Like, put some fucking effort. But yeah, I consider that more an act of...

an act of service because I get kind of stir crazy in one of my relationships. We did a lot of just like hanging out at home, like so much of it, so much of it. And I was like, we haven't gone on a date like out. So it's like, yes, we had a lot of quality time. We're like every day alone so much. But like it's the day. It's like the action of the planning a date that was important to me. I'm like, we've had quality time and physical touch up the ass. But like, can you make a dessert dinner reservation? Yeah.

Yeah, I agree. Oh my God. Future sneaky. Like just like, don't worry guys. I also am like so happy that I moved now that I can like actually hang, which I last night felt no different, but my boyfriend came over and it's like, we've only really ever been able to hang out in my house in this house in our bedroom. But I'm like, I just like, can't wait to do movie nights sitting on a couch, making food and like just feeling so at home and,

I haven't felt that yet with him because I always have to go to his house. But like once I can finally do that, I'm like, we're going to hang out so much more during the week. I hate going to his house. I wanted to ask some of these questions to see what our different answers are. It's more meaningful to me when either someone I love sends me a loving note, text, email for no special reason or hugs someone I love.

I'm gonna go then. Wait, what? Okay, what's more meaningful? Someone sending you a loving text for no reason or someone hugs you? The text. Same.

I feel like I've gotten better at hugging. Like, my friends always hug me now. And I'm like, oh, weird. You don't hug me. Yeah, we just kind of, like, built that friendship where we don't hug each other. But my, like, other friends hug me. It's too late to start hugging. Yeah, you can't do that. You can't start hugging three years in. Yeah. But all my other friends hug me and I'm like, oh, okay. Yeah, like, I'm, like, so happy for you about a house. Like, I didn't hug you. Yeah. Congratulations. Weird. Yeah. Like, I sent you flowers. Like, I'm not giving you a hug. That's crazy. Don't touch me.

I asked Sam, I'm going to get to your last night here. Like we should have a sleepover. She's like, no. I'm like, why would we do that? Because like you. Anyways, it's more meaningful for me to be when I could spend alone time with someone I love just us or someone I love does something practical to help me out. I'm going practical to help me out. Like what's more alone time alone time. I'm like, I can only press my answers, but like it'd be more meaningful.

It's more meaningful to me when someone I love gives me a little gift as a token of our love and concern for each other or I get to spend uninterrupted leisure time with those I love. The first one. Yeah, the first one. The first one. Yeah, 100%. Some of these, like, they're hard to, like, equate to each other. Yeah, they're so opposite. Yeah, but that's... Some people really don't give a fuck for a little gift. I do. Well, I mean, if you're going to come over and hang out with me for some alone time, might as well bring a gift. Yeah.

You know what? So true. Yeah, right? It's like, wait, uninterrupted leisure time would be great, but why can't you add the gifts? Yeah. Yeah. No. You know what? Yeah. Why can't you... This is perfect. So uninterrupted leisure time would be great, but why don't you wake up, start my day with a long text about how much you love me, and I say, come over. You bring me a coffee. Come over. Spend a leisurely day with me. And while you're at my house, you do the dishes.

Why can't we do that? I love that idea. Because what's your love language? All of them. Yeah. And you also give me lots of hugs. I'm just doing... You know, wait, wait. Baby, maybe I'm starting to take your boyfriend's side. What do you mean? Not that love languages aren't real. Because like you, obviously, everyone has things they value over other things. But do them all. Yeah. Like, do them all. I have high expectations. Because do them all.

All the time. Every day. What are some of them though outside of the ones that we've talked about? All the love languages. Okay. Words of affirmation. Quality time. Physical touch. Acts of service. I'm forgetting one. Gift giving. Five. Oh, okay. Yeah. And then people have their own specific love languages because some people are like, my love language is cooking for other people. Act of service. Yeah, that's a category. Is it? That's what I'm saying. My love language is music, but words of affirmation. Yeah. Because it's

Like, it gets characters... That's, like, the baseline for it, and there's categories under each of those. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But I think it's important also not even just to know what you like to receive, but it's important to know how your partner gives love. So that way you can be, like, understand, like, oh, when they cooked for me, that's them saying that, like... Like, that's them showing that they really, really care about me. Yeah. If you're, like...

Yeah, mine's cooking. I would rather write them like love letters, but they don't write me love letters. It's like, okay, but they cook for you. And like, that's important to them. Yeah. Like knowing how people give love because you don't always give it the way you like to receive it. Because you said your love language is cooking for someone, but like you don't need your boyfriend to cook for you.

Now my breeder texted me, good morning, happy Valentine's Day. How was the first night? Question mark. Whoa, is he trying to slide in? I know, weird. Sorry, I have a boyfriend. Sorry, I have a boyfriend, but like for free French bulldogs? The, um...

What was I going to say? Cheese. Oh my God, I cannot speak. He cried all night last night for my answer back to him. Cried all night. Poor cheese man. I literally an hour and a half in the crate last night crying, which Mac did the same thing when I first got back first night cried. So I'm hoping tonight it just goes, goes mute. Poor cheese. I know, but poor cheese man. Um,

yeah i don't know what else to talk about just a little more valentine's day uh a few valentine's day plans yeah we're going to dinner tonight i'm going to dance tonight um i have just so much to do though after this to my wi-fi is getting installed at 12 so i gotta leave here in about 30 minutes and get my wi-fi installed connect my alexa fridge my alexa all my ring cameras oh my smart home

I have plans with a friend today and then I'm going to dance. You know, got to keep yourself busy so I don't sit home and cry all day. Yeah. Because guys, I'm so down horrendous, but I can't keep talking about it. Like, it's fine. Like, I'm just so down bad, but it's okay because like I stayed occupied yesterday, like semi-occupied yesterday because I had a hot man in my phone, which was like, that always makes you feel better. Yeah. It's always going to make you feel good when you have a guy you think is hot hitting you up.

guys because this guy see i can always tell the t at the end this is nt because it's like it's always like the off chance they click on it i know they're not listening now no no but like you know like i post things on my story and listen i'm a nosy bitch yeah so like you gotta say to the end because like they wouldn't listen this far he's going to miami this weekend

And I was like, oh my God, I'm so jealous. He's like, you should come. And I'm like, literally no. And then my friend is like, you don't work, just go. I'm like, no, like I'm not going to be a desperate loser. I'm not going. Yeah, but also so awkward to do that. Yeah. I mean, I live there. So it's like, I wouldn't like be staying with him. Yeah. I'm like, no. And then he said again, he was like, come. And I'm like, oh, like, no. But I was like, but because he was like, oh, like, well,

Like fucking go out. I was like, let's just go out here like next weekend. He was like, okay, deal. But like he literally kept saying it. And then he was saying, cause he's like a dolphins fan too, which like what are the odds? Right. Perfect for each other. Um, he was like, I think I'm going to go next year. And I was like, see, like, that's a trip I'll crash. And he's like, I was expecting you to. And I'm like, period. He was being like so flirty yesterday, which is like literally perfect. Sounds like a fuck boy. Perfect. Like that's what we need. Yeah. But you're a lover girl. And I don't think a sneaky link is going to last for too long. I had a sneaky link last year.

Yeah, but that was a friend. Yeah, it's fine. I had a sneaky link from Netflix boy. Yeah, but that lasted two weeks. No, that was longer than that. We were dating out for a while. A month? That ended against my will. Yeah. That was not my doing. Yeah. And I didn't give a fuck. I didn't want to date him. Yeah. I did not want to date him. You think I wanted to date him?

If all could have worked out, you would have wanted to. I mean, if all worked out, as in if he changed and became a different person that I wanted to date, but I didn't want to date him. Yeah. I did not want to date him. Sorry, my coffee. I did not want to date him. Literally one time we went out and he held my hand and I was like, what the fuck are you doing? And later he was like, I don't know why I did that. I'm like, yeah, don't do that again. That was fucking weird. Those boys. Oh my God, he just said, oh, and happy Valentine's Day. Oh God. Yeah.

You know what would've been sick? I'm dead. No, guys. Also, Sam knows the end game. I have a husband in my end game. No one can direct me from my goal. Who's the goal? My husband. Taylor, not so many people. Yeah, dude. No. Why? Taylor literally pictures her entire future with someone that she's never even met. Duh. It's manifesting. That's what the wellness girlies call it. I'm manifesting. Crazy. Crazy.

I was going to say something, but now I forgot. Listen, like, don't act like you weren't, like, absolutely delulue the first time you met your boyfriend and, like, chased after him. Dude, duh. I met him.

Yeah, yeah. And like, I'll meet this person once and then like, I'm going to set on my same path where I'm like laser focused on. I was so against him for the first, what, like six months of knowing him. I thought he was crazy. And then I saw him crap dance and I was like, I'm in love. I should have filmed that moment of you being like, oh my God, I love him. Listen, guys, like you just have to manifest what you want. You know what I'm saying? Like you manifest a job, you manifest a car, manifest the love.

The husband. That's all. That's all I'm trying to say. You gotta, like, aim high. At my wedding, you can talk about this. Yeah. No, I'll just pull up the clips. Yeah, yeah, yeah. We'll play the podcast for the wedding. At my wedding, you can...

Be like, I thought she was crazy. And I'll be like, look at me now, itch. No, I'm going to say you were still crazy. This girl was so crazy that she planned the wedding before she even met you. And he's going to be like, I'm out here. I'm gone. I call it off. Did the papers already go to the courthouse? Don't fuck that. Yeah. I just feel like you're preying on my downfall. No, I'm not. I just sometimes the way you talk about your love for all these men. I'm like, yeah, but you don't. I get so lost. Serious, though.

I'm not. They're like crushes. Like I have crushes. Like I have internet crushes. I have big time internet crushes. And this one, like this guy, like he's so my TikTok crush and I think he's going to blow up soon. And he just like plays with me. Like he like knows what he's doing because I like, he knows that I'm like, wow, like you're the love of my life. And I'm like, can you stop playing with me? Cause he's just like my TikTok crush, but he doesn't live here. So like, that's never going to happen, but he just like plays with me too much. But like, I'm not being serious. I'm very level-headed.

I'm more level-headed than you would think. Trust me. I journal. I go to therapy. Yeah. I'm like kidding. Kind of. Not really. There's always half a half joke. Okay, here's what I'm not kidding about. I'm going to be so real. Here's what I'm not kidding about. This is real talk. Real talk. So serious. This man I'm texting right now, 100% want to sleep with him. For sure. No questions asked. Don't really want to date him. Doesn't give me date vibes. Gives me fuckboy vibes, which is like ideal. Love that. Because you've got to hate them.

The man I want to marry in an ideal world, I do want to meet him. I will meet him. He's like always DMing me like all the time. So I will meet him. And then like if he's not the worst person ever, I'm like, hopefully he's like I would hope like in a perfect scenario. I meet him and he's like really, really cool and we vibe and he like wants to literally date me in 2025. Yeah. Like dead ass. Like he's so hot and like successful. Yeah.

Yeah, I mean, he's picture perfect for sure. He's literally picture perfect, which we don't know. So I'm saying from the picture, love, we don't know. We've got to meet. And if he sucks, then he sucks. And, you know, on to the fucking next. But if he doesn't suck, like, keeping that door open. Because, like, hot, six-foot, successful, like, that doesn't come across...

No, it doesn't. That doesn't get in front of you. That doesn't get within grasp very frequently. It's a rare breed. It is. So how am I supposed to sit here and not manifest it for myself? Yeah. You know? What am I going to do? Sit here and let that like get away from me? I have to try to manifest it. Best of luck. Thank you. Thank you. I appreciate that. Yeah. It's just like, hopefully he's cool. Yeah. Go on a date with him and then we can talk about it. I will. I will.

I'll keep you guys updated. I will. Next month. Don't worry, guys. Don't worry. I might go on a date with him first, though. Business meeting, though. I know. I have a business meeting with the... They're just, like, always talking about dating other men. No, I know. There's another brand that this man owns that...

He co-owns, co-founder of this other brand. And I don't know if it's him that's the CEO that they're talking about or if it's his brother. So we'll see who I end up going to my meeting to. Small world. Yeah, he mentioned that to me. We what? He mentioned that he's getting coffee with me? No, not a meeting, but that he's sending that brand to. He was like, I know we work with Sam. And I'm like,

Go pay me too, motherfucker. I'm like, right, you work with Sam. Run me a check. Yeah, but you can't business work with him and then also go on a date with him. Oh, guys, I also forgot to mention this. If I don't marry him, we all know I'm being delusional. That's fine. I at least have the in that this is a really cool brand and a brand I like a lot. And y'all know I need a job. So I'm either manifesting marrying this man or networking so I can get a job.

Which I kind of, I might want the job more. But I'll see. Anyways, I am so busy. I gotta go. I gotta go too. I got so much shit to do. Happy Valentine's Day, motherfuckers. Yeah, happy Valentine's Day. And I'll see you guys next week. Bye. Bye.

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