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Hello guys, welcome back to another episode. I'm Taylor. I'm Sam. And today we're kind of doing, it's almost like a part two of something we've done before. Yeah. We did the secrets one. Mm-hmm. And we're kind of just doing it again. Because we realized like we have some things we want to share.

Yeah, because why not? So, yeah, we just figured we would just hear some of your guys' nonsense. Things that you said that you were going to take to the grave, tell them on here. Yeah. I also only have, like, two things to share, but I feel like after people share some things, it might remind me of some things that I've done in the past that I've literally kept to the grave and forgotten about that have resurfaced. Maybe. I only have two as well. One of them is disgusting, and one of them is...

On my guilty conscience, like, I feel really guilty about it from high school. I've never told anyone this, the thing from high school, by the way. Not a single person. So this should be an exciting episode. Yeah. Alrighty. But let's talk about ourselves first. Even though this whole show is talking about ourselves. Literally. We just, like, try to pretend that we do other things. Mm-hmm.

You want to go first? Sure, I'll go first. Okay. My one thing about me is that I did two weeks of 75 hard and two weeks and two days. And guys, I didn't think I was going to do 75 days, but I think I am now. Like, I think I'm just going to like try to really, really go for it. I really like props to you, but I don't think you're going to be able to do it. I really want to. It's already almost day 20. Can I ask why you want to do it? Yes, I would love.

I'm so glad you asked. Because, like, I just don't understand the joy out of doing it. Okay. I'm so glad you asked. One, I was feeling like a lazy mother effer, so it's, like, whipping me into shape. I really don't want to – this is me getting, like – not, like, personal, but, like, I don't really, like, always talk about this. No, you're supposed to get personal on this show. I know, but, like, my one – whatever. I'm not going to –

It was too much. So as you guys know, I take antidepressants. I went off my antidepressants. Actually felt the worst I ever had in my whole entire life. It was really, really dark. It was really, really bad. It was awful. Started taking them again. Thank God. Antidepressants and alcohol don't

mix well they don't mix well it like cancels out the effects like it doesn't make the medication work as it's supposed to if you drink so the main part where i don't want to drink and give myself this time of not drinking is so as i'm resettling into taking this medication again i'm giving myself like and my mental health the best possible outcome of the medication like working its best and doing what it needs to do while i need it to work because like

It's not good to drink on it. And I know I feel way better if I don't. And I'm basically readjusting to it. And I just know it's the right thing to do. Yeah. So that's why I don't want to drink for a while. I really want to let it... I agree on that aspect. Do what it needs to do in my brain. Because the chemicals in your brain are no fucking joke. As I learned trying to get off of it. The journaling and the reading, I already read a lot. So that's like...

easy because I read every day anyway that's whatever the journaling I've just come to like takes like five minutes I think you're I think there's like a time amount I just fill out my little journal takes me like two seconds that's easy the two workouts if I stop doing the two workouts even though guys like when I tell you one of them like I walk on like 2.5 like we're not sweating I'm just like moving for the 45 minutes don't get it twisted it's easy because I do dance a lot like I'm going like four times a week that makes it easy um and it's like

It's just kind of like I do have the time. It's just like kind of whipping myself into shape. Like I've been liking it. I feel really good. Yeah, I get it. But here's my take on 75 Hard to get controversial with you in this hot seat is I don't personally like it because I don't like the label towards it and I don't like how there's no rest days. Like it's a little bit disordered. And I'm not saying what you're doing is disordered because like you like consciously understand what you're doing. But for some people, like other people out there in this world,

it's not a healthy way for them to get in shape or like disciplined you know that's because it's a mental challenge it's not physical like if you're doing it to lose weight that's like not what it is it's a mental discipline challenge and i'm not doing it 100 which is why i'm not taking progress pictures yeah because see that's like i can't get by that i don't like some people like have like aesthetic goals like i didn't take progress pictures because i don't care to put worth on the way i look because for all i know i could finish this and

I don't know. My last progress picture, maybe my stomach looks more bloated than the first. I don't know. Yeah. I don't care. I also know my cycle is a real fucking thing. So if I started in my follicular phase and my last day was on my luteal phase, I'm going to be like, oh, I look worse. You know what I mean? Like, I don't care for progress pictures. That's why I didn't take them. Also, like I said, I'm very relaxed with the workout. So like when I took a rest day, I literally did one of my workouts, a walk again on like 2.5. And then I did a 45 minute full body stretch.

Like, to me, that's a rust day. Like, I literally just barely walked and then stretched. Like, that wasn't strenuous on my body at all. Do you think you're going to do the seven days a week workouts for the 75 hard? Do you think you're going to do that? What do you mean? Like, do you think you'll, like, continue doing the workouts every single day? After I finish? No, like, during the challenge. Like, do you think you're actually going to do this whole thing? I'm going to try my hardest. I mean, from the beginning, I've always said I don't feel the pressure on myself. Like...

If I fuck up a day, I fuck up. Like, Fredericksburg, I'm gonna have to figure it out. I was thinking that, dude. We're literally going to Fredericksburg in the middle of nowhere. I was looking up to see if there was ClassPass or anything over there. Not a zip. So, I was like, how are you gonna do this? YouTube. I don't know. I'm gonna figure it out. See, here's my thing, though, is, like, why don't you just relax? You're on vacation. Because I just think for my whole, like, years and everything, like, I take so many weekends off. I do so much, like, I'm in, like, a really good flow of wanting to, like, it's, like, protecting my peace. Like,

When I get movement in, I just feel so much better mentally. And like I said, if I wake up earlier than everyone and do a 45-minute stretch, to me, that's a rest. Yeah, but here's the thing. You can still do that, but there doesn't need to be a label of 75 hard to it. Right. Well, I'm not doing it exactly. I made up my own thing. I think it's a good amount of days. It's a little over two months. Yeah. I...

I like really setting this year on a strong doing things for me to make me feel better. Yeah. Because I don't think I'm short of time off drinking with my friends. I do that a lot and I will do that a lot for the whole year. Wow.

I think I will remember more and be more proud of myself for sticking through a goal I had than taking the few rest days because I wanted to. Yeah. I think I'll look back because I posted how my family's coming and I don't know if I want to drink. People are like, you remember the memories more. I'm like, I think I'll remember sticking true to the challenge and finishing it more and saying I did it because I'm still going to go do things and make memories with them. I'm still going to go to a concert. I'm still going to enjoy it.

I wouldn't get drunk with them anyways. It's like my mom and my grandma. I just... I feel like you'll remember the 75 hard for a little bit. My flex last year was that I did Dry January. But I think I'll be over it in a few months. I'm taking my 50 bucks. I love that. I just really want to do something to prove myself. Wait, 50 bucks? Oh, I thought you betted with somebody. I was like, who do you bet 50 bucks with? I really want to try to do something good...

for me like good for me and good for mental health and like every day like make myself better yeah i do agree i think you're like doing the steps to better your mental health but i do think you deserve at least one rest day a week and i will yeah like no you're not getting it i guess but two of them they're so slow i don't even incline nothing i guess

I did one of them in slides. Do you, dude. Do you, dude. But... I... I really want to finish. You got it. I really want to finish. And if I don't, I don't. But I really want to finish. I think I'm going to... No, I'm just saying... You're going to try to not get me. No, I'm not. I'm just saying, like... I personally could never because, like, I just know...

how much like over the year over the last year of just working out how much rest for my body just listen i appreciate rest more if i was going to the gym and like my second workout was like a hit workout yeah 75 days straight that's absurd that's absurd yeah people do the challenge like that could not be me like i think the fact that like i count stretching like i literally watched a movie and stretch for 45 minutes yeah like

that's not a workout. I was literally sore. Like it felt good. Like for all my girlies that are listening, my one thing about me is that I did not complete dry January. Okay. So I was going to like, that's why I wanted you to go first. Oh, okay. So basically I have been like health queen, amazing goals. And like, you're just trying to bring me down. Cause no, I'm fucking not failed. And you want me to fail? No, that's not what is happening here. But I was rotting on the couch on Sunday and I was like, damn, this is so nice. Like

I can't like not in the sense like obviously I was fucking hungover and had anxiety like no other because of other fucking reasons in my life. But I just I don't know. I feel like I've reflected a lot on the person I am with like the way I take care of my body. And it's not bad at all. And I feel like I compare myself a lot to art friends and stuff. And I'm like, dude, I do so much for myself and my taking care of myself that I don't even know why I put so much.

pressure or like hard days on myself for what I'm doing. A hundred percent. You know, I feel about a lot of things. Um, I also wanted to add another reason I like doing the walks and like going outside for a walk and working out more is, um, less screen time. Yeah. So that's also why I like doing the two workouts is because, um, just like gives me something else to do. Yeah. So just putting that out there, that's a big reason why I'm doing it as well. Yeah. So I obviously, like I said, did not complete dry January and that shocked that you'd

Dude, you can't. The thing is, we can't even blame me because I was with three degenerates that were... I'm not even kidding, Taylor. I was sitting at that fucking table at dinner for like 30 minutes and beforehand of them begging me, drink, get a drink, get a drink. I'm like, oh my God, like, fine. And I fucking got a drink because all of our other girlfriends fucked it up too. So I was like, you know what? They fucked it up after you fucked it up. No, they didn't. They were already out and I knew Riley was going to because Riley, that's just...

I just knew. I knew they were going to as well. Like, there was just no way. And one of our other girlfriends was at a work thing, and she already... Sorry, text from my realtor. And so I just, you know, folded. And I was like, you know what? You're so right. Like, fuck this. Why am I even doing this to myself? Like, why am I... I don't have, like, a drinking problem or anything. So why am I putting this... Like, it would have been fun if I did it, because I did it last year. But obviously, I had to get surgery last year. So that's why I kind of did it. But...

I don't know. I did it once in my life. I don't really care. Yeah, you don't have to do anything. Like, I think it's, like, you don't have to do anything, but I think there's also benefit that comes from, like, taking... Like, I really want to drink less. No, here's... For my own personal reasons, like, I know, like, right now, like, taking medication, I should not be drinking for, like, my sanity, and that's something that I have to, like, stay true for myself so that I can...

literally be a functioning human. But here's my thing. I'm happy that I failed Dry January because it made me realize how much I don't like getting obliterated. Okay. Yeah. Well, I realize I don't like getting obliterated. I can't. Well, I...

was at dinner and then went to the bars after i'm like i should have just stopped at dinner yeah yeah which we'll get into we'll get into but it made me realize it was like a like a wake-up call like sam you don't need to be going to the bars going whatever which i was only at the bars until like 10 30 at night so um yeah but the drinking culture here with like the especially like just like our friends and people we hang out with which is like no excuse because like we're our own people it's just like

binge drinking all the time like yeah austin texas fucking culture like can't we just relax yeah but the thing is we can yes i know but like it's what everyone's doing yeah and like like i said it's we have control over our own yeah um bodies do i though i failed dry jam um but like bro it's hard when like everyone else is doing it and you know what it is like i realized

It all comes back to the medication. Lightweight as shit, okay? So lightweight. Me too. I think I can keep up with everyone else. Yeah. I can't. I know. And it's so hard when like everyone else is doing it or like I should be fine. So and so drank double what I did. I should be fine. No. No, you're going to be fucked up because you can't hang. Yeah. They can. You can't. And like I'll just be like, oh my God, I barely drank. Like they drank so much more than me, but I was the one that was more fucked up.

It's not fair. Yeah. No, I agree. It's just a lot. It's hard to balance. I just like, like I said, my mental health this year is first and yeah.

Favorites of the week? Favorites of the week. My favorite of the week is bone broth. That is so strange. Kettle and fire brand, which is expensive. Yeah, but it's all expensive. No, that brand is like three or four dollars more than any of them. Not when I go look at the shelf. Maybe for the quantity and the thing. It's like sixty eight dollars for a tub. Yeah, they're like all like sixty eight dollars.

Not the Trader Joe's ones. Those ones are like $2. I mean, I don't go to Trader Joe's. Those ones are $2. Maybe I'll have to go to Trader Joe's. Yeah. But these ones taste really good and they're making my nails grow so fucking fast. And my thing right now is hair health, which if it's making my nails grow, like your nails and your hair are the same thing. So it's probably good for my hair too. And hair health journey. So I'm drinking bone broth. Yeah, there you go. No, I should probably also get back into drinking bone broth. My hormones have been so out of whack. I think I need to start doing like all those things again. I'm taking the Vitex berry too. Yeah, I love the Vitex berry.

Dude, my fucking PMS symptoms are like so minimal when I take that. Love it. I can't decide. Like, I feel good right now in my luteal phase. It takes three months to kick into your system. But I'm like, is it this other... I'm doing so much. It's like, I haven't drank. I'm working out every day. Like, that's what's making me feel good. I can't tell. What's your favorite? My favorite of the week is double dates, which I'll get more into later in the episode. But I just love going on double dates and I need all of my friends to get cuffed up. Not you, though. Not you. You need to be single for the entire year. I know. I already...

made that or you can take a hinge date yeah you can my last date said that okay your boyfriend can come on here's the thing double dates with you but they can't be a boyfriend they have to be a hinge date where there's no strings attached yeah can they be an ex-boyfriend yeah that'd be sick we'll invite him though not you

Yeah. We'll make a group chat without you in it and be like, hey, yo, we're going to dinner. Do you want to come? Yeah. I would hate him. Oh, boy. Anyways, hot gossip for this week. I got a little bit of shit to talk about. Do you got anything you want? I do have things to talk about. All right. You can go first. Okay. Well, my first thing you're not going to care about at all in the slightest, but the TikTok I posted about it.

did so well so some of you care oh dude i saw that i was like i have no idea what the fuck you're talking about no one's gonna know what i'm talking about but like two girls were care y'all were blowing that shit up it was college dance nationals this weekend and i don't give a fuck about college football nationals i don't give a fuck about the super bowl i don't care about march madness no college dance nationals is my fucking super bowl and i love talking about it with you guys online and i just want to give my final thoughts really really quick i think minnesota was robbed i'm glad i'm glad

Ohio and Minnesota both got to win, but I think Minnesota should have won both. Actually, no, I think it should have been reversed. Maybe. Yeah. I think Minnesota should have won jazz. I think that they, the fact that they didn't want when jazz is criminal. Um, but UDA nationals was this weekend and it was insane. And next year, I think I want to go, even though I have no affiliation to a college. I think I told my dance friends, I'm like next year, can we literally go to Orlando and go watch this? Um, because I would literally die. It's so good. College dance. Yeah.

needs to be as popular as like fucking college like football so good yeah i have absolutely no idea college dance nationals baby that shit was crazy it was next level hope you got some enjoyment out of that but it was like literally my super bowl like the way people follow football like the girlies this weekend were speaking of fucking football i cannot wait for that to be over we got like two weeks left three weeks or something clipped us from last episode talking about that yeah no i'm over it

So before I get into any of this, I just want to say I love meeting you guys out everywhere. I think this weekend specifically, I met an absurd amount of you for literally doing the bare minimum. Like I wasn't out on the town much. It was like I was either on Lady Bird Trail, like doing those types of things or at the gym. Whereas lately, it's been a lot of like at the bars or whatnot. And...

My new thing that I love doing to you guys is putting you on the spot, asking you how caught up you are with the episodes. And I can tell it stresses you guys out. You're like, I'm like, I'm like, it better be. I like give you guys shit. I'm like, it better be the most recent one. You better listen to this week's one. And I just like give you guys a hard time. But I do want to say every single time you guys say I'm so sorry or like I don't mean to bother you. No, you're literally not. So if you see me, please say hi, because I don't want you to ever feel uncomfortable. Like I'm.

When I meet you guys, I want to make sure that the whatever it is, five, 30 seconds that we're talking like you leave the conversation like really happy that you got to talk to me, you know? Yeah. Because like, I don't know. I feel like if I ever went up to somebody that I looked up to and they weren't fully engaged or just like didn't give what I wanted to give, I would be upset. Yeah. So I agree. Always come up and say hi. Yeah. Yeah.

It's always the best. Never interrupting. My other gossip that I had written down is my homework from last week. I did watch Salt Burn. Yeah, that's crazy. So I watched Salt Burn because I was like having myself a stay in day on Friday, which I guess we'll get into. But I watched Salt Burn. So I just thought I would give my updates since I watched that movie. It was super fucking weird. I think we already know that.

I like half was paying attention sometimes. So like there was definitely key parts that I'm like a little bit missed on. Not my go-to type of movie, but like it wasn't bad. It was just like, what the fuck? Yeah. Weird. I feel like if you were fully engaged, you would have kind of. In like a movie theater. Yeah. I was literally like. Because I had no other choice but to be paying attention and.

Every time in the movie theater, watching the movie theater, everyone goes silent in like a pin drop. And it was just, I felt fully immersed in the movie. I just didn't really get the point. Yeah, so you just weren't. But like he was just obsessed with them and like took over the estate. Yeah. Which, no spoilers. Well, I mean, we can't spoil it. Just fucking skip through. But like he was just obsessed with them, took over the estate. Yeah, he's nasty. But like that's the whole thing. Just he's obsessed with them. Mm-hmm. Like.

I don't know. Watching it, I was kind of like, what are we watching? Yeah. At first, because I went to the movie premiere, so I didn't even watch the trailer before watching it, and I literally thought at first, for the first 45 minutes, that it was going to be a gay love story. And then it ended up being that, and it started having all these creepy scenes. I was like, oh, we're deeper than that now. But, I mean, it was a good movie. I did like it. It's not my preferred thing if I was going to be sitting on a couch watching, but in a movie theater, I can do it. Yeah, it definitely wasn't my preferred genre of movie, but...

It was fine. I think I saw some things I didn't want to see. Yeah. Next up is... I admitted to talk about this, but people buying food on TikTok, it aches me the fuck out, dude. Like, seeing... Are you on, like, the noodles? The ramen? It makes me want to throw up. I'm like, you have no idea how... First of all, where that came from. Some strange-ass factory. Two, how long that's been sitting on shelves for. And three, like...

It's just giving. I'm buying food at HomeGoods or Marshalls. I'm kind of with you, but also it's like buying food on Amazon. But at least like...

Because TikTok shop isn't like its own place. It's like connected to the like seller. But at least if you're buying, at least for me personally, if I'm buying food on Amazon, I'm buying it from like a whole like, like a big brand, you know? Yeah. Like not a random brand. And also, I don't really know what I buy on Amazon. You wouldn't get a chamoy pickle on TikTok shop? No. You don't want a chamoy pickle? No, not on TikTok shop. We should make chamoy pickles.

How do you do that? Where you like wrap it in a fruit roll up and you put it in. Oh no, that's gross. Also, I don't understand how those businesses of the people that have like the candy businesses, like how do those stay? Like, do people really go into those? No. Well, they like them. The Gushers. Yeah. People buy it.

But is it like someone making Gushers in their house? Like, why can't I just make that? You know what I'm saying? Yeah, it's just Gushers and like Tahini or whatever. And they're just charging it crazy extra. Make your next recipe a Chamoy pickle. Imagine. You put Takis in it. Oh. I've never had Takis. And you put...

Really? Yeah. Have you had the Trader Joe's Takis? No. You would love Takis. Really? Spicy? Yeah. Takis are so good. Yeah. They have them at Trader Joe's. Like, Trader Joe's knockoff. Maybe I'll have to try them soon. Are they like Doritos? Same, like, taste type? Kind of, because they're like corn. Interesting. Because you didn't go to, like, I went to a ratchet high school. People love Takis. Yeah, I guess. I mean, yeah. Like, they weren't big in your high school? No. Takis were, like,

There's like blue ones too. Is it more of like a southern thing? No. They're like everywhere. Really? Okay. Takis are like all trendy. Charlie D'Amelio was sponsored by Takis for a little bit. I don't even know if my grocery stores up north sell those. They definitely do. I don't know. I'm living under a rock, I guess. Okay, I'm going to call you out right now. Oh my god. So...

I have a prediction towards you. Well, not prediction. I have a theory or I don't know what the fuck you would call it. But basically, I've noticed that you have been posting like crazy on Snapchat. Sometimes, yeah, because like when I'm home alone and bored. I hope your boyfriend's not listening to this or your ex-boyfriend. Oh, my God. But do you think you post more on Snapchat because you broke up with him?

No, it's just because I'm alone. Because you can see who views your thing. I use my Instagram too. You can see that easily? Who's always at the top. See, that's not with me. I can't see anybody that posts. Because the reason I bring this up is because when... People are going to call me crazy. But when me and Palmer, before we started talking, I would post crazy on Snapchat. No, I post on Snapchat only randomly. Like on Friday, I was home alone. So if I'm bored...

I'm like, this girl is so active on Snapchat all of a sudden. Versus like when I was in a relationship, like I was like with someone on a Friday. So I wasn't bored posting. Yeah. So you just post when you're really, really bored.

yeah yeah i'm like i'm bored like you're doing something like i'm watching this movie i'm just gonna post about it because like people are funny in the way they respond to you on snapchat yeah like it's funny i like i like do you think that you post in any way differently ever since your breakup um i mean be honest girls do it i would do it i know well that's what i'm trying to well because i saw your tiktok and i always think the same i've always said that yeah that a girl could post one thing and i'm like oh my god they broke up they're like how do you know i'm like well

that's like that girl that i story like didn't you see your story duh they broke up it's just so obvious um i think like i said i post more on snapchat because i'm just bored and alone and if i was like hanging out with my boyfriend during those times i wouldn't be posting i'd be hanging out with someone so like that's why i post on snapchat because what i post on snapchat isn't like thirst traps it's just me like fucking around education educational not educational but like talking and like being dumb

talking about life is what it is yeah like sometimes i just want to like put something out but i'm like this isn't enough for a tiktok sometimes i'll put on my tiktok story and i'm like i don't look good enough to put on instagram so fuck it i'll just tell my snapchat people or if i want advice the snapchat people i feel like really keep up with my life so i'm like can y'all tell me what you would do and then people give me a lot of answers so you're not answering my question do i post different yeah uh i don't think i post that different no

okay like i don't think so i don't see you posing different because i don't think i post it but like you don't like there has never been like something that you post you're like i hope he sees this one no don't lie because i would do the same thing i'm not lying i think most of the time for his piece because i like value him as a person i'm like i hope he doesn't fucking see this like when i posted like the link to the episode and the text that was like let's meet up for drinks

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So, yeah, I was like literally miserable because like I think he's posting more. So I see it that I'm posting for him to see it and I want to block him.

Because he's posting these fucking stories and this fucking girl's arm around him kissing him on the cheek and I saw red coming. I was literally like, I'll kill you. Hate to bring it to you, but you don't claim that property anymore. We can play like Monopoly where you can get the property back. I think, do you know what's fucked? What? I can't get the property back. You honestly shouldn't get the property back. I think that's what makes it brutal is that like any other time I've gone through a breakup, they want me back so bad.

Yeah. And he's like, no. But also at the same time, those other relationships were so much deeper. Yeah, but he does want to go to the concert with me. Yeah. Because I can imagine if you guys were dating for way longer, then maybe the breakup would have been a little bit harder for him. But because you guys only dated for six months...

Yeah. I just think that's how men operate. They're just like, okay, whatever. Six months of my life. But your other relationships were like, what, three years? Yeah. One was three years. The other one was shorter, but it was my first relationship. Yeah. Which that is like, no matter how long that has waited. They don't want to let go. And he's literally still in love with me. So, duh. But anyways, we're getting by.

hating my life, but it's okay. Yeah. I'm not going to lie. This whole time I kept thinking your coffee is my coffee and I've been wanting to just take the last sip of it. I would literally, if you took the last sip of this coffee, like I would actually like... Literally what my fucking boyfriend does with everything of mine pisses me off. So I get it. I wouldn't do that to you. Thank you. But yeah, that's pretty much all I got. Same. I don't have anything in terms of hot gossip, pop culture type stuff just because...

I personally have not been listening to podcasts, really, or watching the, not news, but like TikTok pop culture news. I've been listening to podcasts, but I haven't been up to date on many things. Oh, wait. Actually, did you see Kylie Jenner dyed her hair pink?

Oh, I just saw that today. Let me look at it right now. It looks so good. Don't tell me that. You know, after Brianna Chicken Fry dyed her pink, all I wanted to do was dye my hair pink. Yeah. And I don't know if it's just the photo that she posted, but her little pink blush and everything, it looks so cute. All I've wanted is pink hair. Don't tell me this. I just don't understand how her hair is not going to fall off. Because all of that entire family...

Their hair is a different color once a month. It definitely is falling off. I literally did balayage once. Yeah. And my hair feels like it's about to fall out. Yeah. Yeah. But they're also Middle Eastern, which that's like a. They got thicker hair. They got thick hair. My hair is so thin. Yeah. Which I'm actually going to get my hair done on Monday. Guys, I'm done dying my hair and my next appointment, I'm chopping it. Chopping? I was going to get like three or four inches off. I'm chopping it. I don't know if you can say that at a shop.

I'm going to cut it pretty short. I want to. Like how short? I don't know. We'll see. Yeah, you should do. You've never done that before. I've done it once. I've done it once. Like what kind of chop though? Are we talking like shoulder length? It looks like shoulder. Shoulder length.

Really? But it was an ugly color, so it's hard to be like if it looked cute or not because the color was horrid. Yeah. Last time I had my bob, I didn't know how to style hair. So I imagine if I did a bob again and now I'm like more girly, you know, and I would know how to style it. But I literally would just straighten that shit. I'm just so in my like fresh start era that I want all my hair off so it can regrow. Do you know what I mean? Like I want everything new. Are you in your fresh start era or are you in the going through it era? Oh, yeah.

Well, I'm in the fresh start era because I'm going through it. Why do you think I want to cut off my hair? No one cuts off their hair because they feel great about their life. That's not how it works. I know, literally. So, like, I'm in my fresh start era because I'm going through it. When I chopped my hair, I went through a breakup. That's what I'm saying. No one is like, I think I'm going to cut my hair and do 75 hard because I'm so happy. No one does that. Yeah. Yeah.

You know? She's in her, I'm going through it, but we're on the road to self-care. We're like getting, we're going through it. Like the only way. You're on a highway that has like a lot of speed bumps. Because you're going, you're kind of going. Yes, but I'm going 90. No, okay, you're going 90, but there's speed bumps and she's not stopping. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

dangerous and you have your seat belt on too and then every time you go over the speed bump you like lift out of your seat a little bit and you almost hit your head on the roof and i have the windows down and the music blaring but we're going yeah are we almost getting in accidents yes but we're full speed ahead oh i love that analogy that's a great clip what i just said yeah that no one does 75 hard and cuts their hair off

because they're thriving clip it put it on tiktok literally um but yeah so i feel like we should quickly go through our weekend i know me too i don't have much to say i honestly really don't either like i do but i don't obviously you guys know i'm in the home buying process but i don't want to spoil anything too much i'm gonna have more information next week i'm gonna keep to myself

because no jinxing around here and then friday i went bowling with a bunch of my friends everyone's like cuffed up in a certain part of our friend group so we went bowling because we were trying to do dry january um friday went well uh so we're bowling we played like

four games of bowling i'm not even kidding my fingers felt like they were gonna fall off yeah i never knew that was a thing because like i've never played four games that's a lot i know a lot of bowling i i sat i sat out on the fifth game like all the boys kept playing the fifth game but i was like i'm sitting out for this one yeah and my fingers literally felt like they're gonna fall off and the bowling alley place we went to each round was four dollars oh i was like every other bowling place that we've gone to with our friends it's like

It's expensive. Yeah, $12 a round. I'm like, what the fuck? We need to come here more often. That is far though. Yeah, but it was definitely worth it. I was touring an apartment, which I decided I'm not going to get that one. I thought I was going to love it.

iffy about it and then our other friend i was going bowling kept texting me about bowling and i was like i don't really think i want to go bowling and i was already downtown so i was like oh after this like can i just go to your apartment because i didn't want to come back and move and then i looked up on maps and i was like i'm not going and she was like oh why i was like no and then i went home and ordered in sushi and facetimed my parents and watched sloth burn sushi it was very peaceful the sushi was very good where are you the sushi

This place downtown. Oh, you like picked it up? No, at Uber Eats. Oh. I forget what it's called, but I've been there downtown before. Oh. I haven't really been liking sushi lately. I only like a very specific type of sushi. You can't have that much fish in it. It has to be like the least amount of fish. I used to love and crave sushi all the time. And I honestly think ever since moving down here, I just don't crave it as much. Something icks me out about the fish town. I just can't have a lot of raw fish in it. It has to be like a little bit. It was pretty good what I got, but it was just like a good...

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staying in night yeah it was very peaceful yeah I got back on the later side from bowling a few of our friends were drinking at it and they were so sloppy I was like it's time for me to go like I'm not trying to be black out at bowling like some of y'all are embarrassing me it's time to go home like someone broke a fucking beer bottle had to get a mop clean it up another one kept falling over I'm like you guys are insane like it's the first week or second weekend of January like let's chill out

And so I got home and literally just went to bed. I was so excited to be in my bed. And me and my boyfriend made this deal. We were like, because it was a long weekend, I was like, I'm not sleeping over tonight, but we'll switch off the next two nights. Like, you'll come, I'll go to your place and then you'll come to my place the next time. Sick. Yeah. Saturday,

I went to dance, which I wasn't going to. Oh, I went to the chiropractor first. Thank God. Did he flirt with you? A little bit. And thank God. I also do pay for the sessions. I think one time I said on here I go for free. I pay. You are paying? I do pay. Yeah. But I think he was flirting with me a little bit. How much is he making you pay? I don't know. I forget. Bro, that's your toxic trait. Swiping the card and not looking. It's what? I think it's like a hundred bucks. For a session? Might be less. Why? Why?

Dude, my chiropractor's $20. I'll see. Oh, God, Taylor. I sure hope it's not $100. He's fucking you over if that's the case. But I get... My back has been so fucked from dancing. Like, screwed. Because I just realized I'm not 15. Like, it's crazy how aging works. Yeah. Because, like, I'm like an old woman. I, like, I can't. Like, I can't fucking move. And it's actually sad and pathetic that...

I dance a little bit and my back is fucked. So thank God I got that face. And then I went to dance, which was nice. And then I was like, I kind of want to get a coffee. And then my friend who taught the class, she was like, I was going to go get a coffee. Do you want to come? And I'm like, I love when I can. I love a little treat. I'm like, thank God. I was like, yes, I do want to come. I love when someone is on your wave about getting a little drink. I was like, amazing. You're going to get a coffee? Say less. I'm getting a coffee. Yeah, I...

What the fuck did I even do on Saturday? Oh, I went on a run with my boyfriend and that was not fun. Why? He's so slow. You run fast, though. Yeah, I know. I just need to run with people that are my pace or other people that are higher than my pace that are pushing me. Like, you run really fast. I can't run with people that...

slow me down i'm so competitive like it's a problem and when i'm like going slow like it pisses me off and i didn't want him to know that i was pissed off the whole time but i was like i'm really i would love one time to try to run with you i couldn't do it but i'd love to try and then if i was getting too slow like just go no i wouldn't leave you if it was like broad daylight i could finish by myself i guess but like that's that defeats the point of running together no but i would try yeah

Like, I would try my hardest. We could do a 3K. Or 5K. What am I saying? 3K. Okay, that's a lot. Yeah. Two miles. Maybe. I just want to try. Okay. It's one of those things where it's like I've never run with someone who, like, runs at your speed. Like, I just want to see if I could do it if I was next to you. You know what I mean? Mm-hmm. Because my cardio shape is up from dance. Like...

I'm in good cardio shape. The thing is, if we ran together, I wouldn't talk to you. Like, I don't even talk to my boyfriend when I run. Well, yeah, we'd be running. Yeah, but people love to just yap and yap and yap when we're running. And I'm like, shut the fuck up. My lungs can't do that. That's why I don't like the run clubs because everyone's chit-chatting. So that's why I bring my big-ass headphones when I go and I'm like zoned in. Yeah.

that's what I would do I can't run and talk what do I look like yeah like I'm going to an all girls only run club on Thursday and I'm I already know girls only everyone's gonna be so excited yip yapping and be like guys I hate to break it to you I did this too on my other run club that I went to that another content creator was hosting I literally told her I was like I got there I was like I'm just letting you know right now I'm not talking I think it's impressive if people can yip yap and run good speed yeah like

How the fuck? Yeah, it's just more or less for me getting my mind clear and just forgetting that I'm running. Yeah. And getting in my own thoughts. I'm more in tune with my body if I'm not talking. Nice. Yeah. I listen to podcasts and just run. So we did three miles and then we ended up walking a mile after just cool down. And then I just went home and got ready basically for the rest of the day because I was tired.

doing a lot of like home things which i'm gonna keep that until next episode hopefully yeah i was very excited on saturday because there was the dolphins game um versus the chiefs and i was like oh i really want to watch this but i was like i don't even know how to watch football on our own tv that's like so difficult why is watching football so hard don't know that's another reason why it's annoying you can't just turn it on it's a whole fucking mission to get the nfl on crazy but then luckily our friends were like oh we're gonna go watch football i was like oh

I wanted to watch this game because like on the off chance that the Dolphins were going to win, I wanted to watch. I knew they were going to lose. It's fine. But I was like, I do want to see just in case they do win. And it was fucking freezing out. But we like...

Just went to like a bar downtown chilled. I drove because I wasn't drinking and driving when you know you don't want to drink is like the move because then you have to drive your car home and you kind of like make that promise to yourself. So that was clutch to drive. And it's also so nice when like you just drive home. Yeah. Oh my God. It's the best. Oh, I love it.

It's the best. I mean, I had to Uber to my friend's apartment and then drive, but I still got to get in my car. I usually like to do that when it's like our friends are day drinking, going into the night drinking, but I don't want to drink during the day. So I'll drive downtown during the day, go home, regroup, get ready, and then just Uber back down. Yeah. Because I'm like, I don't want to be drinking all day like you guys are. I'll come for the fun, but I'm not drinking all day. Yeah. So that was nice. We got tacos at the food truck at the bar and it took forever. Like,

actually forever for like the tiniest tacos it was we were so frustrated but you know whatever we needed to eat we were like all so hangry like we're all in the worst moods like we were just like so hungry like and we had to pee and it was cold we were like we're so it was fucking cool like we are over this fucking bullshit like we were so over it which also led them to want to break dry january more because we were just like

And we were fucking pissed. Like we were so hangry. There was such hot men at this bar. Oh, that bar always does. They were. First of all, we walk in.

The eye, like I just kept making, like everyone was just staring at us. I was like, like if you need to find a husband, that's the bar you go to. There was so many hot men. I didn't even know what to do with myself. The guy getting food before us was really hot and like they called the number. So we're like, I'm going to go walk in there. I'm like, 38? 38, where are you? Like, like you left a taco. Like he was so hot. And like there was just so many hot guys. They all looked the same. Mustache, same hat, like same outfit. Like they all looked exactly the same, but they were so hot and they were everywhere.

Someone just planted them into Austin, Texas. Damn. Well, while that was all going on, I was on a double date. Like I said, that was my favorite of the week. I don't know why I like it so much because it's kind of the same as just going to get dinner with friends, but... No, it's different. Yeah, I guess. Because...

you still get to be like with your boyfriend and socializing or it's like it's not like if you had a group dinner they wouldn't be like sandwich just with her boyfriend the whole time this is a good date yeah i guess yeah it's still a date so we went to red farm in austin downtown austin it's kind of like a higher end like chinese restaurant like chinese food it was so fucking good i want to go but expensive like everything is shareable so when you go there like

You get a bunch of... We got, I think, four appetizers and three entrees for four people. And the boys... Seven appetizers? No, four appetizers and three entrees. I don't know why you said seven. Well, I was going to say like seven things for four people. And...

The boys were like, oh, we're still hungry. Like, that was enough food. But meanwhile, I was, me and the other girl were like, oh my god, we are full. Like, we are good. But, so, before even going into the dinner, like, the other couple knew we weren't drinking. They weren't even doing dry January. Because they're training for, well, the girlfriend's training for a marathon. So she's like, why would I do dry January? Like, when I'm literally putting my body through a fucking marathon training, like,

I might as well treat myself on the weekends to a drink, which I get. Girl, pop off. Yeah, like you're training for a marathon. Yeah, like pop off. You can't do it all. Yeah, literally. Even though dry draining would probably help the marathon. Yeah, probably. But like you can't do it all. Yeah, you can't do it all. And not everyone can say that they're training for a fucking marathon. Like that's impressive. So I was like...

I'm not drinking. They're well aware of this. We get to dinner. My boyfriend the entire time before dinner and arriving to dinner is like, I really want to drink. Like, I want to drink. Like, what's the point of this? Like, well, like, I'm doing this because you're doing this. And I'm like, well, we're in this as a team. Like, and if you fold, I'm gonna end up folding because I want to drink with you. And I walk into this restaurant. It's brand new restaurant. And I walk in there. That bar is gorgeous looking. Like, I'm not even kidding, guys. Like, all of the bottles are...

of wine, tequila, everything. It's so nicely displayed in the bar. I was like, fuck. And then a girl sitting at the bar had this gorgeous looking martini. And I was like, I really just want this martini. Like, fuck, like, damn it. So we sit down and I was like, you know what? You're right. Fuck it, guys. I'm getting a drink. We're going to do it. And so we're sitting there getting drink, but I was like, you know what? I'm only gonna have like one or two drinks and then we're going to go home. That was just like my game plan. And then, um,

Just the type of people that I'm with, like including my boyfriend, he's such a jokester, like never takes anything too seriously. And his roommates the same. Exactly. They are best friends for a reason and roommates. And they made this bet. They're like, all right, I'll order everything. Keep in mind, he's ordering seven things. He goes, I'll order everything word for word. If I stutter once that's on me, I have to take a shot.

if I don't stutter, you guys all have to take a shot. So my boyfriend literally reads everything off the menu and does not stutter. And like, these are like complicated words. Like they're not just basic, like American words. Like,

And he didn't stutter. So we have to get shots now. And they bring these shots out, Taylor. I'm not even kidding. Six ounce shots. They were massive. I had to take this shot four times. It was so big. It was straight tequila too. And because of that shot,

It was game over. Oh, and it was funny, too, because we ordered three shots because, you know, we lost and he won, so he didn't have to take a shot. But the waitress bought over four shots anyway. So we all ended up taking a shot. He was like, all right, well, I mean, I guess I'll take this if it's here. But I was like, okay. And I just imagined. I was like, these shots are so big. I imagine these shots are probably like $30, which they weren't. They were only $16. But I was like, it took me forever. It took me the entire dinner to finish that shot. That's so gross. I know. But the food was amazing. I got...

So many good things. I do want to go back, but it's just mad expensive. Yeah, but a nice restaurant is always fun to do a nice restaurant. And then you know where we went after? Didn't even make it to you first. You went to Estelle's. Yeah, we went to Estelle's after and got espresso martinis. That's wild. When I saw your story at Estelle's, I was like, bruh, this girl. Yeah, I was on another level at Estelle's in which...

So we were buying rounds of drinks at this point and I was the last one to buy rounds of drinks and I had to keep up. I was like, fuck, I have to keep up. I can't like wimp out and not like buy a round of drinks. Like I have to keep going. So I made my boyfriend drink my espresso martini for me because I was like, I can't, I can't drink this. I need to be ready to go for the next round of drinks.

And so he drinks the espresso martini for me. And then we finally walk over to the bar that you guys are at. And we're walking there. The cold weather definitely sobered me up a little bit. It was cold. A little bit. Sobered me up a little bit. Barely. Yeah. But it did. It did its job. Because I had to walk for like 10 minutes down the street. And we get into the bar. And I just remember you guys all in the corner. And I'm talking to you for like a minute. I don't fucking know. I'm obviously like slurring my words. Slurring your words. You're like, I need to get a third drink. I was like...

I don't know if need is the right word. Like, maybe you don't, but... Maybe I don't need that next drink, but... Go for it. And then I fucking... Me and you were talking, and then I sprint away. I go, I gotta get the next round, because I saw them going to the bar. I was like, I gotta get it. So I ran over to the bar and got the rounds of drinks. And I was finally like, okay, I can relax now. Like, I don't need a chug. Luckily, I don't really get...

It's less pressure for me to want to drink at a dive bar than at a restaurant with nice drinks. Because nice drinks, I'm like, that looks good. But when you're dead sober and people around you have a tequila Red Bull and a fireball shot, I'm like, I don't want that. That's disgusting. At a nice restaurant, like, ooh, that drink looks good. But I'm not tempted by tequila soda. So going to a dive bar is kind of like...

a little safe for me because I'm like, I don't want that fire. Like, ew! Like, you guys are drinking nasty. Like, I can't start with that. Yeah, no, I agree. I can't even remember the last time besides the Santa Crawl because that was, like, a day drink thing. But when I'm drinking at night, I can't even remember the last time I've started my day or night drinking with a ranch water. Yeah, like, watching them drink, like, dive bar drinks. Like, they got these cherry bomb shots that literally smelled like medicine. I was like, I...

Like, I don't want that. Like, there was nothing in me that wanted that drink. I will always start with a nice cocktail from a restaurant or a cocktail bar before I make my way to the grimy bars. It was a no for me. It was a no for me. But it was a very early night because we ended up leaving and going to Bee's Knees, which I hate that bar because it's so freaking packed all the time. I can't walk. I didn't even know you were in there. What do you mean? You were in there? We were, like, together, like, the whole time. We were? Yeah. I was talking to you?

I'd say for like 90% of the time that we were in there, besides the time I went to go to the bathroom. Holy fuck. You were raving about your Oreo drink. Dude, that thing was so good, but I shouldn't have got that. You were like, that's how I knew you were fucked because it was like a milky, like thick, like she got like an Oreo milkshake, alcoholic. Okay. And I'm an alcoholic Oreo milkshake. And that's how I know you're fucked up. Like, that's not something you would just get if you were drunk.

like coherent and you're like this is so good and it literally smelled good you're like i wish you could try it and i was like i was like just trying it just to see what it tasted like it was so good to me like just trying a drink isn't like drinking but i was like no pass and then we were sitting by the pool table like the whole time

Doesn't ring a bell. Yeah. Standing in the corner though with my McFlurry and Riley taking a bunch of photos of me. I remember that. We took pictures and group pictures. Nope. Wasn't a part of any of those photos. You were. I'm in them. Yeah. On like Liv's phone for Snapchat.

Oh boy. Oh boy. I didn't know. Yeah. And then I was leaving. I was like, I'm going to leave. And you were like, I'm leaving too. I was like, do you want me like, no wonder I had the worst fucking anxiety the next morning. Cause I was going to like say that, like, I was like, I'm leaving. I'm going to my car. If like, you want to come to our house, but like you were Ubering to your boyfriend's house. Yeah.

Yeah, I left at like the same time as you. Yeah, we left like early on. Thank God. Because if I got another drink, I would have been on my fucking ass. I was happy you wanted to leave because I wanted... I was kind of like done. You didn't want to sneak out? No, if people were going to stay, I was going to stay. But like if people were leaving, I was going to leave. That makes sense. Like I didn't need to be part of the late crowd, but I wasn't going to be like...

Bye, I'm leaving. I'm just going to suck it up. Well, the thing is I knew... I do remember this part of... I knew I was leaving because everyone was like, oh, we're leaving soon because we're going to make it. Yeah, they were going to the club. And I was like, I'm not going to the club. I looked at my boyfriend. I'm like, I'm sorry, but I'm not going to the club. Like, we started drinking at 6.45.

I can't like that's too much. I wasn't dressed for the club. Too much of a time span of drinking. I can't. I was just like no. And I told him too. I'm like I'm a lightweight. I can't do the keeping up with drinks. If you guys are going to get three drinks at dinner. I'm okay with getting one. Like I don't need to force myself to like feel like I need to also get a drink because you guys got a drink. 100%. But yeah I was definitely at B's knees with you like.

Damn. A good amount of, I'd say like the whole time. Dude, I don't, like I don't remember. That's crazy. Was who? Everyone was there. Was Dave there? No. Okay. I'm having like visions of the night and I just can't put together. Danny was there. Yeah, I know. I remember he was there.

danny was there um with his girl yeah girlfriend and winston was yeah well obviously yeah like i don't know who like just like the same people yeah yeah okay i just didn't know if people got added into the night that i just didn't know about no yeah that drink was really good but never again the reason i got it is because my boyfriend went to the bathroom he's like oh get me a drink and i i know he can't do the sugary drinks like that he has a really sensitive stomach so i was like

I'm just gonna get him basic ranch water but I saw that drink and I was like I really want it but like I kind of want to get it for him but I know he can't have it so I was like I'm just gonna get one of each and if I hate my drink I'll swap with him but then I ended up loving it so I kept it that's crazy one of the bartenders like was like kind of flirting in a weird way with one of our friends and gave her an oreo it was a full oreo what the yeah like gave her an oreo

that's weird i know do and then when i turned around with the drink one of our friends danny was like staring he's like i love those drinks i was like oh god he's like i'm gonna get one too okay do you that's so funny it's so funny that i can't believe you just realized that you blacked out oh i fucking blacked out here's the thing too so we get home 10 30 i pass out my boyfriend takes a shower and everything he's like doing his old i could not sleep until two in the morning

Yeah, that's crazy. You took a Red Bull and didn't drink a Red Bull or something? No? Yeah, well, I woke up in the morning not really remembering what time we went to bed. Usually, like, I'll know around what time. I was like, I have no idea. He was like, I think, like, around 11 you passed out. I was like, oh, okay, good. Slept for, like, nine hours that night. So it wasn't even the lack of sleep or...

or anything my anxiety the next morning was so fucking bad and I just have a lot going on like personally not like bad things more of things that are just stressing me out like you know buying a house moving out of this place like just I'm balancing like a lot right now and

I just felt like my whole world was caving in that morning. I was like, I wish I never did that. And I had guilt of the fact that I didn't do dry January and everything. I was like, this is so down bad. And then it put a whole new perspective on drinking for me of like, I don't want to do that. Like, I have fun, but I need to do it once a month. And I need to not go as crazy as I did. And I told my boyfriend, I go, for the rest of the year, I want to make it a point that I...

Do not drink at least once or twice weekends out of the month. Cool. At least for me, I don't really care about the drinking. It's like the amount. Yeah. You know? I agree. I mean, everyone would agree. I feel like no one likes a hangover. Yeah. It's just like the amount because like if I'm forgetting shit, I can't be forgetting shit. If you like your hangover, you like your anxiety, you're

you're not well unwell like what i couldn't fall asleep for a while but then at like one in the 12 i get a dm from like this guy who is so hot and we both like like the dolphins and the dolphins played so like he texted he dm me at like midnight so the game had been over for like

hours by this point like he was just like like tough loss like dming me about the game and i was like why are you doing me at like one in the morning so he was i was up i couldn't tipsy yeah i was like why are you doing me but i was like that's so weird that boys do that when they're drunk like my story like what but why do boys do that when they're drunk i don't know but i've never drunkenly slid into zoan's dms me neither but

But boys do it all the time. I just want you guys to know that apparently we're dating. Like, he did DM me at midnight and then liked my story. So, like, we are together. There's a word for that, and I don't know what to call you. Delusional? Not even delusional. Yes, delusional, but there's another word for it, and I can't pinpoint what it is. Crazy? Yeah, that's it. You nailed the thumb up, or what is it? You nailed the... Hit the nail on the head. Hit the nail on the... Yeah, I mean, like, we're just, like, together. We're keeping it low-key, but...

happy for you thank you that was like me when i started dating my boyfriend thank you yeah we're together so i go yeah yeah we're like he wants me we're gonna date one day he wants me it's literally just like making the smallest speaking of he's facetiming me should i answer like making the smallest of small talk and i'm like he's obsessed with me hey you're on audio what's up all righty i gotta go we're talking about how um what we're talking about how i have a

Oh, you got Grinch pajamas. Oh, those are so cute. All right, I got to go. Bye. But then on Sunday, I woke up. I think I'm still on FaceTime. Oh. Oh, my God, I'm still on FaceTime. Am I bad? Okay. But then on Sunday, I had a lazy. Wait, what did I do on Sunday? I don't know. I wasn't home at all. I was at his house. I'm like confusing Sunday and Monday. Yeah, they're like the same.

they are the same because it's a long weekend yeah the fuck did i do on sunday oh i started the gypsy rose documentary the gypsy that new yeah it's like her limited series i started it and then i finished it on monday but like i didn't do a lot sunday monday it's all blending into one i don't know what i did yeah i kind of just laid low both days um yeah sunday i was at my boyfriend's house because we did again like a double date type day with that couple because they're roommates so the two boys

And we did burger offs. So the boys made burgers and the girlfriends had to try them and rate them.

and my boyfriend's going to hate to hear this, but I liked the other burger better. And when he asked me if I liked his, they were both equally great, but in different ways. Because I didn't want to upset him. I didn't want to hurt his feelings. But I definitely liked the other one better. And then there was also a charcuterie board with so many goodies, but way too much food for like... There was five of us because Dave was there too. But yeah, because my roommate or my boyfriend has two roommates.

And one of them just moved here, so he's freshly single. And then the other one is in a relationship, long-term relationship.

Yeah, I like did my 75th party. It was the freezing day. It was like the really, really cold day. It was so freaking cold. So I like did my workouts on the treadmill and watched Gypsy Rose and like kind of laid low. And then same thing Monday. So I went to Barry's, which waking up and seeing like 15 degrees and going to Barry's was actually the worst thing in the whole world. And the class was so hard. But it was fine. Did you see my TikTok story about my banana bread? Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. So Monday, sorry, went over to my boyfriend's again and made banana bread together. It looked good.

You didn't see the TikTok then. Oh, was it not good? I thought I saw your banana bread. Was it bad? You didn't see the TikTok story about my process of making the banana bread. Oh, no. I saw the after. I saw the finished banana bread. Yeah, I made a TikTok story about it. So my boyfriend and I were making banana bread together. We went to the grocery store to get all the stuff for it, all the ingredients. I just did a random ass recipe from Google. Wait, I have brown bananas. I should make banana bread. You should. I have brown bananas. And...

I told him to get all the ingredients out of the pantry and throw everything into the bowl. And my job was to mash up all the bananas because it took a while. I was like mashing the bananas for a while on a cutting board. And I was just telling him everything to put in with the measurements. But bread gets out of the oven and he goes to taste it. He goes, oh, this tastes off. And as he is saying that, putting away all the ingredients, he realizes he used cumin instead of cinnamon. Ew! Yep.

And so disgusting. I was really upset about this because I was like, damn, like I really wanted my cinnamony banana bread. If you don't know, cumin is what you put in taco mix. Yeah, it's there's a there's a taste to it. And so I was like, you know, I just cut it up. Let's try it anyway. And like you couldn't taste it too bad. There was definitely a weird aftertaste.

but if you got a piece with a lot of chocolate in it it masked it yeah but if you didn't get a piece with a lot of chocolate it didn't mask it so i put a story time about that on tiktok and it's doing quite well right now that's yeah i was like funny i go story time on how you should never bake with your boyfriend and yeah so we wasted a whole ass banana loaf of banana bread anything right no they literally can't even when there's instructions in front of them yep it's horrible

Shall we get into what people are taking to the grave? Yeah. Oh, you want me to do it? No, I'm pulling it up. I'm pulling it up, but I just didn't know if we were both doing it. And I was like, wait, who's going to talk? No, I was definitely in the process of going to it, but I didn't think that... I thought you were just going to read some of them off. When I was 18, I backed into a car at Disney Springs and drove away. No dents, just a scuff.

Wait, now I have three of another thing I'm taking to the grave. But that's not even that bad. Okay, one thing, one time in high school, never told anyone about this. This is another time in high school. I was like getting into school and I think I accidentally tapped a car of like another girl that goes to my school, like parking. Like kind of like, I think I just like kind of put up like barely, barely, like nothing was there, but I definitely did. And she like literally got out and looked around like, and I literally just like gaslit her into thinking that I didn't hit her car. Like she was like, like looking confused. And I was like, what?

what like i literally looked at my phone i was like what are you talking about like i literally just like gaslit her into thinking that i did but there was nothing there so she just kind of like got back in her car but like i definitely like barely tapped the back of her car but i just looked so unaware like i literally was like scrolling on my phone like what like what are you talking about and she was like she like literally thought she made it up and i literally just gaslit her into thinking that i didn't my god

Like, I was just like, I have no idea what you're talking about. And she was like, weird. And, like, got back in her car. See, these aren't bad. I need juicy ones, though. Okay, well, that was just the first one. Because that's, like, you're just saving yourself time with that type of lie. Because if you were to be honest about that, then it's like, okay, now there's such an unnecessary back and forth if there's really no damage to the car. Yeah. Why do your eyes get so big? I don't know. One time I was on a walkway. I had to poop so bad I was too far out. So I just had to poop myself. Yeah.

I need more details. Like, was this diarrhea or was it like a log? Like... Once I pooped my pants in a subway and it got all over the floor. I was nine, but still. No. Okay. I think it's my time. Share with the class. Share with the class. Guys, this is like recent. This is like two weeks ago recent. Okay. Okay.

My boyfriend's going to hate me for this one. Can you stop listening? Actually, I'm going to make sure he doesn't listen to this episode. Somehow I'm going to delete fucking Spotify off his phone or something. But I literally got back into Austin the night before from vacation and I had the whole house to myself. And dude, I left. We are like walking distance from a grocery store. So I decided I'm just going to walk over to the grocery store. I'm going to bring macro with me.

And I'm in the grocery store grabbing a few things just because I literally had nothing in the house to make breakfast. So I'm grabbing blueberries, eggs, oats, like the basics. And I started to realize throughout this walk that I needed, like throughout the grocery store, that I'm going to need to go to the bathroom. But like nothing, like I hadn't had like a bad bathroom experience.

like experienced the last few days like it wasn't like I was experiencing diarrhea or anything like I was just I was fine like I was having a normal poop schedule but I was like okay Sam just like hold it in until you get home I'm at the self-checkout as I'm in the self-checkout literally doing everything on my own because I thought that was gonna be the fastest thing to do it just starts coming out of me and not not in the forms that you would hope in forms that are

Taylor, it was bad. No, that is really bad. But luckily I was able to hold it enough where I could run over with Mac. Like I'm dragging Mac. I'm dragging to the grocery store bathroom, dragging Mac with me. He's like not getting it. He's like not understanding. I have my grocery bag. I checked out and I'm sprinting as I'm sprinting to the bathroom. It won't stop. It literally won't stop. I have no control at this point.

And I don't know how, but I literally just like had diarrhea. I am like so embarrassed. This one girl said one time she shit herself at David's bridal, which is scary because it's like white dresses. So we've all like as a community have went the bathroom before in our pants. I'll share mine. Yeah. Okay. I'm not alone on it. But I wasn't in public though. I was home. Worse, honestly. But it was okay. So just get the fuck up. It wasn't like that.

So I'm filming a TikTok. This is when I lived at home. Oh, no. I just think it's funny because it's one of those social media's fake moments where you don't know what happened behind the screen. I filmed this aesthetic morning routine. I filmed this gorgeous morning routine. Like, oh, my God, I'm just an it girl. What people don't know happened behind the scenes is I literally like... You shorn it? You shorn it?

Like, that's why I'm in a home. Was it bad? No. No, it was just, like, it wasn't a lot. Like, but you had to wipe some of your clothes? Change your pants? Yeah, you had to change your pants. But, like, that's why I didn't just, like, go to the bathroom and say I didn't, like, I didn't know. But I just, like, posted this aesthetic morning routine and no one knows that also in that morning. Can you please repost the morning routine on the podcast Instagram? It was so old. You gotta find it.

Those sharty pants. Sharty pants, morning routine. You know what's really bad too? Morning routine that I make breakfast and I shart. You know what's really bad? Oh my god, I'm gonna cry. Is the other day when I pooched myself. Yeah.

It was so bad. Think about that. I also had to walk home. I'm crying. And I immediately got in the shower and immediately did my laundry. Oh, my God. Like, the fact that I had to take a shower after, I felt disgusting. Couldn't even have breakfast. And I was hangry, too. So I was, like, running around the grocery store hangry, needing to poop. And it was just a fucking mess. And then my boyfriend called me, like, 10 minutes after it happened. And I was like, oh, hey, just got out of the shower. Yeah.

And he was like, oh, you showered last night too? I go, yeah, two showers in eight hours. Two showers in eight hours, it's fine. I take a lot of showers these days. Yeah. I never actually loved my ex, even though I said it. Honestly, same with my first one. I don't think I've ever. I don't know. My first boyfriend, like, I don't, I think I thought it was love to the best of my ability. You know what I mean? I didn't know what love was. That's what I'm saying.

I didn't know what love was. And when I said it, I was just saying it because he said it to me first. And I was like, I honestly don't even know what love is. Oh, my God. This one's actually really kind of bad.

This girl accidentally fed a group of 40 plus, I don't know what this religion is, but pork meatballs thinking they were beef and like told them all it was beef, but like eating pork is against their religion. And she fed them all pork meatballs. Oh my God. That's really bad. I mean, I'm assuming they're probably okay though. Yeah. But like if they knew they would like freak out. Yeah. It's better that they didn't know. I feel right. Oh my God. Wait. Yeah. But that's actually, oh my God. Sorry, girl. I know you felt really bad about that. Ooh, that's not good. Ah, yeah. Cause like, what if,

Well, I don't know. It's worse, obviously, to lie about it to somebody if it's their allergy. Because that's like... Well, allergy, yeah. That's different. This one says... This made me realize I have a big mouth. I can't think of a single thing that she has no secrets. No, literally same. Honestly, same. No, like, literally same. I still have my bad one that no one knows. Shit, my pants one was two weeks ago. There was no way I was taking that to the grave. Like, I knew I was going to end up telling somebody. Guys, this one is actually so funny. Guys, ready? So, she's having...

sex with a boy on top, right? So she finishes, she goes, she pees. But when she wipes after she pees, she realized that there's like poop. So she goes back and right between his legs were two small poop. So she had to like, she said, I freaked out and did the only thing I needed to do. I pretended to stretch and picked up the turds in my hand and walked to the bathroom and threw them in the toilet. Ew.

We have pooping issues. There's a lot of pooping ones. I have an embarrassing story. Okay. One time, I was hooking up with someone and I queefed quite a bit uncontrollably. No, but uncontrollably. A lot. And it was like a one night stand type thing. Or like first time hooking up with him. And...

He told his friends about it. And his friend called me Miss Queef. I was so embarrassed. I was like, don't ever call me that ever again. Like they all fucking talked about it after. Don't ever call me that ever again. This one says my brother's porn connected to the living room speaker and he didn't know that I heard. No. No. That's horrible. I don't think I've ever caught anyone listening to porn or watching porn.

Oh, actually, that is such a fucking lie. This is how horrible of an ex-boyfriend I had. I would be gone from his house for like maybe five hours. And he was born. And I would come home to him literally watching porn. I'm like, bro, you couldn't have waited? Like, what the fuck? That's funny. Yeah. A lot of them are like hooked up with a best friend's brother, a boyfriend's ex. Like, just sneaky little things. That's nuts. Because that's not even just the friend line. That's also the brother line. Yeah.

Like, that's a communal, we're not telling your sister. Yeah, that's like two people fucking her over. I got caught by my principal having sex after school in the hallway in eighth grade. So that's not a bring to the grave type thing because you got caught. Yeah, you got caught and you had to call your parents, but I'm glad you told us. Yeah. This girl made muffins and dropped them on the ground, but still fed them to her class in high school. I'd do the same. That's kind of funny. Five second rule. Yeah, fuck them. Um...

I get protein farts so bad I let my dog lay in bed with me and my boyfriend so I can blame the dog. Taylor, that's definitely something you would do. Yeah, for sure. For sure, I feel you. I took my best friend's ID last Thanksgiving Eve while she was asleep and went out to the bars. I feel like you could have just asked her for it. Yeah, right? Unless there's like, you've tried asking me for it. She's your best friend. Why didn't she go with you? I don't know. I frequently stalk my ex's Venmo.

that's pretty normal yeah i don't do that actually oh chill what do you definitely do no i don't but like maybe now i kind of forgot about that what is something that you check i said no not not not like social media like something out of the ordinary oh even in past relationships i'll check like my this is social media though but on his social media i'll check his like baseball team's instagram

yeah you do do that well because i just want to see because like they'll post if they like what they're doing and like i just want to see like is he graduating like is he actually going to get drafted i need to see yeah you know i mean you don't need to see no i do you need to move on no but i actually like from that relationship i actually like kind of like don't really give a fuck it's kind of because i'm blocked on everything so yeah it's like wanting something that you know you can't have yeah except i'm kind of like fuck you yeah i don't really care

Wait, I have to tell mine from high school that I said I would tell. Yeah. Okay, guys. This is actually like... I feel really, really bad about it. So just don't tell me I'm a bad person, okay? And we both like... I've never told anyone. It's not even going to be that bad. People are going to be like... I've done that. So in high school, I was friends with these girls. And then we weren't friends. And then we were friends again. Okay? If that makes sense? So in the time period that we weren't friends... I just want to specify this. I didn't think we were ever going to be friends again. I thought our friendship was like...

busted okay i thought i was never gonna be friends with these girls again so this one girl um had a boyfriend like throughout middle school and then early high school so looking back it like wasn't that important but at the moment it was a long-term relationship of hers like you know like they dated when they were kids and dated till like sophomore year or something like that yeah so like you know looking back it doesn't matter because they were like children but in the moment it was like a long time um so they break up

And like, I'm not friends with the girl and I go to her. I was really good friends with her then her now ex-boyfriend. We're really, really tight. We're like really good friends. Um,

So he's like, oh, do you want to come to the beach with me and my friend? So his friend is kind of like with a girl and then I'm with him. So it's kind of like unintentionally a double date kind of vibe. But like that's not – he was just like, do you want to go to the beach? And then like at the beach, he was being very like cuddly with me and he kissed me. And like we were kind of like being like weirdly cuddly the whole day. Never spoke about it again. Never did anything like that again. Like we literally stayed friends. Like it was – never spoke about it again. Never told anyone. And then –

Like, I was like, fuck, like, I didn't think I'd ever be friends with that girl again. Like, I thought our friendship was, like, long gone in the dust. And then we became friends again and we're, like, really good friends and I never told her and she doesn't know. Just one day, though. One time. Then it's not that big of a deal. One time. It's not that big of a deal. But, like, I didn't think we were ever going to be friends again. Yeah. Like, if you would have told me, like, no, you guys are going to be friends at school, like, I would have, like, never done that. But, like, I thought our friendship was...

You thought that one day was like platonic with this man. You're like, we're getting married. Like that vibe? No, like, I don't know. Like he kissed me. It was weird. And like, we were like, oh, we're really good friends. Like, and I was like, what the fuck? And when I tell you, like, it went back. We never, like, it was like that day never fucking happened. It was like, it was just like it happened. And then we never spoke about it and nothing. And then me and that girl, like, she was like one of my closest friends in high school. And one day I kissed her ex-boyfriend.

But we weren't friends when I kissed her ex-boyfriend. Big part of the story. Damn. And I feel really bad about it. And I never told anyone. Never told a soul. Like, no boyfriends that I had in high school knew. Like, you don't normally tell that information. Like, oh, I've kissed this guy or been with this guy. I didn't tell any boy I've ever been with. I didn't tell anyone. I was just looking at my list because I was like, I want to see if there's anyone on my list that I've never told anyone that I've gone with. And there's no one. I think I've told everyone about everything.

But I don't have like... Maybe there's kisses that I've done that I haven't told people. Yeah, like I never... Oh, and then he was trying to be all like... Like on the way home, like let's like go back and like... Like he was trying to like hook up and shit. I was like, no. But when I tell you, they never talked about it again. Like after that day, I'm telling you, it was like a fever dream. Like it was like it didn't happen. Like we just let it go. Yeah. Which was super weird. I have a picture of us at the beach and like that picture haunts me. When it comes back up in my Snapchat memories, I'm like...

that day i'm like that was so bad i'm like you have memories about that day because i'm like fuck like when i tell you me and the girl were like really good age after what um year were you i was a junior oh damn oh damn oh damn yeah i don't think i've ever like i'm trying to think yeah no i've never gone with anyone that's been either a secret or ended up finding out that they have like a girlfriend or something and not saying anything

you've kissed guys that have girlfriends yeah which is fucking horrible and fucked because guys lie and suck three times yeah which one of the girls ended up finding out from our podcast which is great so slay queen and it was unintentional she didn't know they had girlfriends yeah i had no idea she had no idea i found out after and then i cried because i was like i am only attracting the shitty men

what's wrong with me why am i not wanted by a good guy oh my god i wish i could find that video and read that picture but yeah that like haunts me like to this day and then one thing that i actually ended up telling people but guys like i i did take this to the grave like two years for years because i really felt bad about it was when i was in elementary school we were voting for student council and i my best friend was running and i didn't vote for her because like i don't know i was kind of pissed at her like sometimes she would treat me like shit so like we just always like sometimes she'd treat me like shit and i'd get pissed

pissed at her so we're voting for student council and i didn't vote for her and then like someone called me out like because we just kind of like wrote them like and like you kind of covered your paper and wrote and i guess like someone can kind of tell and they're like you didn't vote for her and i was like yes i did and she was like no you didn't and again gas lit her i was like i literally did like why would you say that like i mean gas lighting queen of gas i literally just like gas lit her but i didn't and i felt really bad about it for a while and then i finally like i forgot who i finally told but then people are like who gives a fuck

like once i said it but i was like it's weighed on me a lot since fifth grade okay like i didn't vote for her for student council president i think she won anyway which took away my guilt because i'm pretty sure she won so i was like okay my vote was irrelevant she won anyways but like yeah i don't know she was gonna be a bitch to me so i was like i'm not voting for you for student council president how i feel like there's a lot of voting in high school and college for things

And honestly, I would lie a lot of the time about who I was voting for with things. Whether it was, like, captain of a team or student council or anything. Like, I kept that shit to myself. Like, you don't need to know that. Yeah. It's competition. You know? Yeah. Even though I wasn't running for student council. But the captain thing is, like... Yeah. Well, actually, no. Because when you're a senior, you don't vote. For dance, we didn't vote on captains. We auditioned. Yeah. Yeah.

You vote the freshman, junior. I lost all my students. Freshman and juniors vote for the seniors. I lost all my student government votes. I lost every single year. Damn. I know, but I still got to be on it. So it's fine. This one says I regret getting married. Oh, that's this one. She's too deep. Fucked my roommate. But like, you mean another girl? They must be in love. It's so weird. So you guys are just like hooking up and not telling anyone.

See, you guys need to give more detail. It's not weird that it's another girl, by the way. It's just weird that, like, was that just a one-time thing and you live together? Or was it a guy? Do you live with a guy? Like, I need more, like... Yeah. I need more context. Because I feel like just roommate, if it's a girl, I assume it's another girl. Yeah. And I'm like, was it just once and you never just let it go? Or are you guys, like, dating? You know? If it's just once and you never did it again and it is a girl, like, how do you live in the same place? If you just want to be dating, I think you should just date. Right? And if it's a man...

either way if it's a girl or a guy how can you hook up with them once and then never again and live with them every day yeah and not be weird i don't know people aren't as crazy as me this is kind of funny her ex-boyfriend gifted me a plant and the same day she dropped it and killed it and she replaced it with a new one and he never found out that's just like funny that is funny i feel like i would do the same exact thing that's funny

when she was 10 years old this one was like in four parts sorry it took a long time for me to read what order they were supposed to go in she was at a friend's house and the friend was was like i'm gonna go to the kitchen to get a snack and her house was really big so she knew it would take her a while i was really horny and decided to start touching myself but the friend was actually just hiding behind the sofa to scare her and she caught her at the age of 10

Did you ever, this is like not even related, did you ever like play with Barbies and like make them like hook up? No. Taylor. Me and my friend, I really would like, we're doing the Barbies like having parties. Taylor, that's not okay. No, I've seen TikToks about it. It wasn't just me. The same friend I didn't vote for. I've never had my Barbies hook up. Wow, like you didn't live. Oh, God. Like Sims, like Sims you can make hook up because that's how you have, that's how they have babies.

Yeah, but you're like physically doing with your hands.

But like barely. Like nothing crazy. Are you sure about that? Yeah. I'm a little scared. I'm sitting in the same room as you alone right now. You're admitting to me. Some people have on here that like they just like their boyfriend doesn't know like certain people they've hooked up with. Like I hooked up with my guy best friend and like my boyfriend doesn't know. My boyfriend and I had a break for a few months and I hooked up with people but he doesn't know. And I just think you should tell them. Yeah. I feel like that's not good.

Those are bad take to the graves. Yeah. Like, don't be shitty. I peed a girl's car. There you go. Pop-offs, I guess. There you go. I'm curious what she did to you, though. Me too. Can't leave that out. Because if she did... Oh, she just said she was being a pick-me. That's all? Girl, what are you gonna do next?

we might have to lock you up holy shit it's a long story short she was being a pick me as fuck so she keyed her car i just had a kitty girl's car with a shank what the fuck dude oh i'm scared of you yeah i thought my gas lighting was bad yeah that's crazy have you ever keyed a car no

Yeah, I've never kiddied her either. Honestly, what I should have taken to the grave, guys, was the fact that I hooked up with my first boyfriend. I should have taken that to the grave, but I've already told all of you. Honestly, I feel like I've told everything in my life that most people wouldn't tell because we do this podcast. So real. I can't keep things quiet, but this made me think. I don't know why this made me think of it, but...

I don't know if this is something that you'd keep to- or bring to the grave, Taylor. Is it like a secret about me? Or something that you did, like yesterday? What did I do yesterday? You left your rotisserie chicken out overnight. No! And then you put it in the fridge. Oh yeah, I don't care about that. Are you gonna eat it? I don't care about that, I'd eat that. You're gonna eat it? Why not? You left chicken- you left chicken- Yeah, I would do that. After-

dealer no i would do that that's gross i would definitely do that guys she left her rotisserie chicken out for probably like 12 15 hours on the counter too it was an accident obviously it was an accident obviously you didn't mean to but the fact that you put it in the fridge yeah we're gonna eat it after

I would. That's so gross. It's probably not good for you. You should really look that up. Yeah, but, like, they're not on the fridge at the store. Yeah, because they're warm. Yeah. They go warm to cold. Yeah. They can't go to room temp to cold to eating. I just feel like I've never cared about that. If that makes sense. I don't know. Never cared about it. Gross. Yeah. Gross. I thought about it for a quick second, but then I was like, I actually don't care. Ew. What?

Yeah. It's probably like, cause like if I like take ham out and like leave ham on the counter, like for even like an example is I brought my groceries. It's like kind of nasty. That's what we're just like chicken. It's the same thing. That's what deli meat is. It's just really thinly sliced chicken. I'll throw it away. Throw it away. It's fine. It doesn't not smell bad. No. Because I left. So what I was saying is I left my, my ham out.

maybe five hours if that because my grocery bags were at my boyfriend's house and I thought he put them in the fridge and he didn't and then I got home to bring put my groceries in the fridge and my fucking deli meat smelled so bad I was like I'm not no I mean if it smelled bad or looked weird I would never eat it yeah but it didn't I don't know grody Taylor eats from the garage the trash barrel literally

literally literally oh boy uh that's so gross that was pretty much like all like they were all like pooped pants yeah we all okay community community hooked up with a brother or something not their own brother sorry like their friend's brother no one hooked up with their own brother yeah that would be fucked that'd be like someone needs to go to jail yeah that's not a bad

Yeah. Peeed myself while deadlifting. Classic. Oh, yeah. I do that all the time.

But the pooping thing makes me feel a little bit better about myself. Because I bet you there's a lot of girls listening to this right now that have done that, that didn't submit it because they were too embarrassed to submit it, and now they feel a little bit more normal about it. Like, all right, we've all been there, done that. And I know for a fact boys do that on the regular. Like, boys got some poopy pants. Yeah, they have, like, skin marks. Boys need to wear fucking diapers. Literally. Honestly, no, but, like, at the same time...

you might need to wear a diaper i thought it was one time but like you also pooped your pants yeah it's worse you pooped your pants worse yeah but you were you were home like i thought i was just dude i wouldn't have had this issue if i was near a bathroom i just thought i was farting like i thought it was a fart like the reason i pooped my pants is because i couldn't hold it long enough it was just a fart is a girl not allowed to think it was just a fart one time in her entire life

it was just i just thought it was a fart once how much like i need detail barely barely barely barely like not chunks it was like just like skid kind of yeah like it wasn't like there wasn't a turd like that's what i'm imagining you open up your pan it's her just falls out no no it was like it was like barely anything like if i was in public i could have survived if that makes sense

yeah like it wasn't it was just like i just thought it was a fart like i was waddling to that bathroom yeah like so you did have a bathroom no like yes and no like i did but i did all i did i just thought it was a fart like that's all all i did was think it was a fart and it wasn't but i still filmed my morning routine

i need that video i i don't know when it was i don't even know if i'll recognize what video it was i'm trying to find it guys do you ever look back on our old tiktoks and like think it's so cringe because now tiktok does this new thing where they put it on this day yeah on this day i'm like can you stop non-blessing my account with this are literally the worst film videos i've ever seen in my life yeah like the worst angles of me working on that she would get like 50 000 likes yeah and it's like half my foot is in it and it's like

did a million views and i'm like who's watching this no my videos are so cringe it's right now i'm getting a lot of me and my ex-boyfriend and i'm like i'll can you stop like can you stop showing me like all these couple videos i made it's really rude you know what i did four years no four years ago earth myth no three years ago maybe went to kansas city this week oh

I love that for you. No, that was like the, that was the disaster that started to happen in my life. Yeah. Guys, if you don't remember, if you're an OG Tik TOK,

I had this love story literally going on TikTok with this man. He lived in Kansas City and I like shot my shot. You know those TikTok trends where you can like shoot your shot at somebody of like, oh, my dream man, whatever. So I took screenshots of photos of him and made a TikTok out of it, posted it. And then from there, he was making TikToks back towards me, whatever. And I was like, oh, my God.

And then it was going on for like months. And we were FaceTiming every night, texting all day. And he invited me out to visit him. So I went out to visit him.

And had a great time. This man's fucking ends up at the end of the trip telling me that he was using me for content and had no feelings for me whatsoever, which made no sense at all to me because he was FaceTiming me every night for like an hour every single day. So I'm like, I'm just getting love bombs like crazy here. So I made a TikTok about it, about how he like love bombed me and shit. And then it caused World War 7 million on frigging TikTok. World War 7 million. That's right before we met. Yeah.

right before we met yeah right when we hung out i was like whatever happened with you and that guy because i'm like i saw the tea online and like what's the real life tea yeah and then also when i we were getting canceled he like joined in on the cancellation it was like yeah yeah no literally where is this man now like what are you doing what are you doing i his videos pop up on my page all the time on my backpack backup account when i log on to that one because i haven't blocked on the other one

and i'm just like you're still making the same damn stupid videos that you were three years ago and it's gone nowhere you should stop like thirst trappy type like i'm gonna get a girl like same shit i'm like you're using women yeah he keeps doing that yeah i i hope he really loves it hope he loves it hope he loves it i hope he imagine like i don't know like i just like couldn't date a man who does thirst travi take talks i couldn't do it

couldn't do it yeah there's a guy in austin that goes to lyft that's literally like tiktok famous for being like thirst trap tiktoker that i didn't know what's his name you won't know his name but the guy at lyft he has like a mustache and he like really likes your dog he would like see your dog and be like i want to oh trust me taylor i didn't tell you about this story with this man oh well he like is like famous on tiktok yeah i know i'll tell you about this after okay he's like literally famous on tiktok i was like what the fuck yeah i know who you're talking about so weird when you discover someone's tiktok famous yep

I bet that's what people think about me. They're probably like, you know, those girls have TikTok? Fucking weirdos. Yeah, but they'll usually be like, oh, now I don't like her. I'm like, okay. What did I do? Sorry. Sorry. Which, I don't know. I guess moving forward, I'm going to go back to what we were saying earlier in the episode. I want 2024 to be the year where I drink like an adult, not like a college student that

is raging i just want one 2024 to be the year that i i don't know i just want to stay like how it is right now the whole time bitch i'm buying a fucking house this year like i need to put my shit together i can't be going out every weekend spending hundred dollars on drinks yeah like and if i want to live in my dream apartment i can't do that either i would rather i got approved for the apartment um so i'm gonna go see it one more time in another unit but i'm gonna go see it one more time yeah that's the best thing to do is go see yeah you want to come yeah i think i'm going thursday

Okay. Wait, I can't. That's when I'm going to my place. What time? Noon. I'm going at four. Oh. Or five. Oh. Four. I also can't. I have the wrong club. Boo. Okay. Well, I'm going at like four. Oh, well. Gosh darn it. Gosh darn it. Yeah, my throat's a bit dry. Okay. Well...

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