One Thing About Self Growth, Plan-B, and SaltBurn 01:31:35

Hello guys, welcome back to another episode. I'm Taylor. I'm Sam and uh, we're gonna be talking about like being single and like growing So you can be like the best girlfriend in your new relationship because like one of us not me One of us is in her like lover girl Confident girlfriend era and one of us is in her like any boyfriend Please get away from me stay away from me working on myself era very opposite sides of the spectrum Yeah opposite sides of the spectrum but

what you are going through right now is what i've gone through in order to get to where i am i was gonna say we like yeah we like swapped uh like personalities yeah like i'm in my like i don't give a fuck like more you era and you're like finally seeing the light of like me being like a little like emotional like lover girl yeah i know craziness coming to the other side because

Because if you don't know, Sam's a raging bitch. No, like literally, like not emotional whatsoever. Not emotional. I don't hug my friends. No. Like, guys, when I saw her and her boyfriend cuddling on the couch for the first time, I was so weirded out. Like I came home and then she was like cuddling with someone on the couch.

I'm sorry. Weird. Like what the fuck? That doesn't happen. No. But anyways, what's one thing about you? And you need to go first because I'm like on the fence of what I want to say. No, this time I actually have a list. I usually don't have a list because I'm all over the place. But one thing about me is I ran four miles this weekend and that's the farthest I've gone and I'm working up to five miles. So I'm going to

Running a thing Like two to three times a week That's so exciting for you And then maybe Sign up for the half marathon That's so exciting for you Maybe See it's really last minute And the half marathon Is literally next month So like I don't know You should do it

The thing is, like, everyone keeps telling me when I go to these run clubs and, like, run and they see my pace, like, oh, you can definitely do it. Yes, you can. But that's a lot of fucking work, dude. You should do it. I'll bring a poster. Yeah. I think the thing is, too, if I signed up, it would hold myself more accountable. But because I'm not signed up, I keep being like, oh, I don't need to do this. Like, it doesn't really need to happen. But...

We'll see. No, you could definitely do it because you run really fast. And if you just told yourself 10 minute miles, you'd go forever. I know. Yeah. Which, like speaking of, I need to find a run club that I can actually like maintain a good pace with like with people. Because the run club I did over the weekend, it was really, really slow. Did I tell you how I was like the leader of the run club? Well, you run fast. I know. So I got there and like they all knew I run fast and they were like,

do you want to like be at the very beginning? And I was like, Oh, I didn't realize it was gonna be like that. And then I ended up leading the run and I kept asking, I had to keep turning around to like talk to, um, the girl that was hosting the event and being like, am I taking a left, right, straight? Like, where am I going? And she kept telling me like where to go, but she was like yards behind me. But,

yeah i definitely need something that's like a little bit more my my speed yeah you're too you're too good for these bitches it's the ex it's the ex-athlete in me you're too good for these bitches um my one thing about me is i think first dates are so fun um i think first dates are a boatload of fun everyone's always first date tips how to not be nervous on a first date

It's just fun. Go have a good time. I don't know. It's not that serious. You're not getting married. I know. Just go have fun. They're so fun. Even when they're slightly awkward, that's almost fun too. You're just like doing something for the plot of your life. I think first dates are so fun. No first date anxiety over here considering we'll get into it. But like sober first dates, doing new things and like a new place. It's so fun. Especially because at the end of the day, you don't technically owe that person like anything. You don't owe them anything? You could.

If you hated it, you could ghost them. You could like hit them up for another date. Like you're in control. But even if you hated them, you're at dinner, you're having the worst conversation ever.

So you have a good thing to tell your friends. You have an interesting story to talk to the girls about. Yeah. What's the harm? No. It's all fun. Everyone goes through those weird dating stories. Like you have the really good ones. You have the really bad ones. The okay ones. But that's like what makes the story. And it teaches you so much about what you like and don't like in people. Yeah. Little things. Yeah. I agree. That you didn't know. Like you might have not have never thought about them. But the way they like.

I know little shit that like gives you the egg. I don't know. You just like pick up on it. First dates are fun. Yeah. Especially in a new town too. When you like are trying to just meet people in general. Because I remember when I was going on all those first dates, like I'd bump into one of those individuals out and be like, okay, now like easy conversation. Like, how are you? Like we went on a date. Like, and good to see you. I went to two new places. Yeah. Places I wouldn't have gone to. Yeah. I just love them. Don't be nervous. They're so fun. I love first dates. So fun. You should go on some. Yeah.

with girls friends yeah what's your favorite this week my favorite of the week is wearing pink guys i wore pink tailors tailors look at me what happened to this fuck am i no i'm not even kidding dude i posted myself wearing that outfit to dinner on friday i've never even talked to you about the outfit dude i had

I had, I'm not even kidding, when I logged back into my phone, over 100 DMs of people saying, never seen you in pink. Pink is the best on you. Like, you look so good. I was like, holy shit, pink? Like, is that what I need to be? I own two pink shirts, and I realized I need to buy a few more because I can't keep wearing that one because that one's just too out there. It's quite the top. It's quite the top. If anyone didn't see my post because it was a story, it was a corset top pink with...

feathers like pink feathers around the top of it so like i looked like a flamingo also that night it was freezing no it wasn't me me and all the girls were saying like we were there i was like oh my god like i was seeing pictures without a jacket i was like honestly i could if we were going out to the bars tonight i could go just like this maybe it was the time you were at yeah it was after my date what time was it 10 maybe freezing freezing freezing freezing we're waiting for a car valet oh my god i was

So cold. Well, also, I was just in Boston. So like for two weeks, I was... It was like 40 degrees at night. I know, but I'm saying like I'm like I was used to like the really, really, really cold. It got cold late. And then I came back here and it's like...

technically warm to me it dropped um my favorite is the movie anyone but you uh with sydney sweeney and glenn powell i think that's his name it was so good when people say like best rom-com of like recent times i agree i think it was like that perfect early 2000s 90s rom-com feel it was so good it was very funny we were cracking up in the theater

It was great. Would 10 out of 10 recommend. Don't see it with your man because Sidney Sweeney is like too hot for words and no. But it was very good. It was very funny. It was really cute. It did kind of make me emo because I was like, I wish that was me. But it's fine. It was so good. I wonder when it's going to be not in theaters and somewhere where I can watch it in my computer. Next month. Yeah, because I don't really want to go to the movie theater for that. The movie theater was so fun. It was fun, but like... How do you know it's funny when you weren't there? I can't.

invited to a lot of um movie premieres i don't like spending money on movies yeah um but it was good like it'll probably come streaming like next month yeah hopefully that'd be great

I read it. You went to a theater that like you order food and they bring it to you. Oh, I freaking love those. But I've never actually gotten like dinner there. It's always been just snacks. But I would love to just full on feast on like some buffalo wings and French fries and watch a movie. I got a Diet Dr. Pepper the size of my head and a side of fries. Yeah. In my reclining chair.

I love that. Yeah, it's great. Do you know what they should have is double recliners. Maybe some movie theaters have that. They do. Where you sit with someone? Yeah, I want one of those. I've been. They have one in Miami. Oh, they don't have that here and I really wish they did because I would love to cuddle it up. Yeah, they're great, but I'll fall asleep. They give you a blanket too. Shut up. No, they don't. That's gross. No, that's like really nice movie theater. Do they throw it away after?

Or like they're like very clean. Like it was, it's a very nice movie theater. It's very nice. It's like going to a hotel. Okay. I guess you're right. It was like a very nice movie theater. It's not like going to your fucking local mall and there's a grimy blanket. Yeah. It's like bougie. Like the ticket's like 50 bucks. I'm picturing it's like a, like one of those like flurry, fluffy blankets and it's like a little cotton, like, like all like the... Like, like someone's popcorn in the car. Yeah. No. No.

No, no, no. It's more like you went to the one hotel and there's just a nice blanket on your bed. Yeah. I'm just picturing you go over the boy, taking off your shoes. Again, again, like, again, with the bullying and the slander. Why would I take off my shoes and be bear dogs in a movie theater? That's what I'm thinking you would do. Why? Because dogs are, you know...

i've never done that in public dude taylor has a fetish for feet i've never she just we were in the car literally today and i was like you know what's crazy is that you just bully me online every day and i just sit here fucking take it and she's over there like i love you so much sam i was like i was gonna be a really cute tiktok about our friendship and it was gonna be really cute i was like you know what she would post about me that i like poop myself

You know what? It's true. Oh, you want to talk? Hey, hold it. Wait, that's another episode. I'm just letting you know that I got ammo on you. Yeah, but you know what? I can't trust you. I said that's going down to the grave, bro. I was just letting you know if you wanted to go there. All right. Well, anyways, if you guys need some context, I think next week we need to do an episode where we talk about things that we said we were going to bring to the grave with us and just expose ourselves. Yeah.

But not only that, we would expose ourselves, but we would also want you guys to expose yourself. But technically, it would be...

anonymous still because like we're not going to put your names out there but just things that you would expose yourself with and we'll do the same but I'll actually tell you some wild stuff we did a secrets one before yeah but I guess we'll tell our own secrets yeah we have to tell our own secrets too um anyways back to your regularly scheduled programming hot gossip Sam was writing a list two seconds ago and I said the golden globes I did not watch the golden globes but this was the one thing from the golden globes that

I know happened one two things one Kylie and Timothee Chalamet were all lovey-dovey really makes no sense to me I mean happy for her slay he's like a kid it's so weird and he's not but I know my head he's a kid and she's a mom yeah like Tim Stormy's dad being like Timothee Chalamet no Kylie dating Willy Wonka

yeah no that it just doesn't fit in my head happy for them in my head those people don't know each other i want to know if she ended up watching that movie and if she got the egg from it i would because if my boyfriend was dressed up as willy wonka skipping around singing like a musical i would get the egg yeah so that's one that they're just so together happy for them but weird but you know do you the other one is that the um host don't even know who he is because i don't know

He like was making jokes as they do. And I didn't like the Barbie movie. We all know this. But he said this nasty ass fucking joke. He was like Oppenheimer was about this like smart man. And then we had Barbie about a girl with huge boobies. That's just what he said. All he said. Like huge boobies and like something else. Like basically we had a movie about a really smart guy and then just like.

a hot girl with big tits. Like literally said boobies. And it was live when he said that? Yeah. What was the audience's response? Everyone said that he like bombed really bad. He just wasn't funny. But that's just such like a sexist gross thing to say. Because like, did you know that's like the point of the movie? And it was just a nasty joke. That's weird and rude to Margot Robbie. He's clearly not on like any side of social media that sees like women talking about Barbie. Yeah, but like there was writers for it.

you know yeah it probably wasn't even him but it's just like that's so weird to like sexualize margot robbie like that it's just weird that's a weird fucking thing to say yeah it's weird and then there was like a taylor swift joke that people thought was offensive i didn't see how it was offensive and like i don't even know why anyone would be mad but they're all like everyone gets so up in arms yeah like taylor can take a joke guys taylor swift can take a joke she's okay

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Hot gossip in terms of just, like, things we can talk about. First and foremost, Jessica, call your mom. Jessica, call your mom. Call your fucking mom, Jessica. Jessica, call your mom. If you haven't seen my TikTok, it has over, like, a million views because I have been dealing with this issue ever since I got a new phone. If you guys are OGs and you remember, I had to get a new phone because...

My phone not only got stolen twice, but then we also got canceled on the internet. And those people that I absolutely despise now because we got canceled on the internet had my phone number. And then also Taylor leaked my phone number. By accident. By accident. So in summary, I just wanted a new phone number, a new fresh start to life. And I didn't want certain people to have my phone number anymore. So two years ago, did that. And literally two weeks after getting my new phone number, I discovered that somebody of the name Jessica...

Previously had this phone number and I was getting so many phone calls from her family from banks Lenders like all kinds of like craziness. So I finally it came to the point over Christmas break that

Someone called my phone and it was her mom saying, Jessica, I miss you. Like, hope you're doing well, whatever. And I was just like, oh, my God, at this point, like, I need to make a video about this because, like, it's getting too far. Like his her mom is literally calling me now about Chris. And I'm just going to put it out there every single time that they call or text. I do respond back saying, hey, this is not Jessica. She must have changed her phone number. Like.

This is not Jess. I'm just Sam. Yeah, I'm just Sam. I'd love to talk if you need it. Which I did do with one of the brothers once. Really? Yeah. Over the summer, it was Jessica's birthday and she was getting a bunch of texts. And one of them was from her brother. Her brother left a really long voicemail and was like, Hey, happy birthday. I know we haven't talked in a really long time, but I know it's your birthday and then mom's birthday is going to be coming up, but I would love to come visit you. And then we could drive up together to go see mom and bring her flowers. Because I guess his mom is in a...

Like nursing home? Yeah, nursing home or something. Dude, I know way too much about this Jessica girl. And so I responded back to his voicemail because I felt so bad. I was like, I feel guilty not responding to this. So I responded, just text message was like, hey, just want to let you know I saw the voicemail like this isn't Jessica. And then he got in a long conversation. Oh my goodness, I'm so sorry. Like, I just haven't talked to my sister in like a long time. And we were just going back and forth. And I was like, I'm sorry, like,

I wish there was something I could do for you, but there's literally nothing I can do. And so now TikTok is just going crazy about this whole thing. And some people are saying the calls that I'm getting from bank lenders are spam. But I don't think they are because they're real people and they're real banks. I didn't show a lot of them, but some of them are real banks here in Austin. And I'm like, why would they be...

Usually it's probably a mix. Yeah. Like some of them are definitely spam, but some of them like this is not spam. And then some people are saying that like some bad things have happened to Jessica, which is so sad to even think about. I hope that's not the case. But my theory on this situation is that she's just running from her family. She's running from everything. She changed her phone number and just literally wants no contact because there's a lot of people in the comment section saying that they're in the same situation as Jessica where they changed their phone number.

And they want no contact with their family and like all this stuff. So you can go read the comments. It's pretty, pretty flooded with different stories. Her family seems like they want. Yeah. But at the same time, you don't know. You don't know what happened. Because someone made a comment saying like, this is what like a narcissist would do is like they would call, act like everything's okay. But like deep down inside, like,

there's something underlying that's going on that like you know like yeah yeah especially if it's just her mom and her brother calling yeah then like her friends have her number no literally her number actually now that i'm thinking about that cousins have her number do you know what i mean that's a really good point people that don't have her number yeah and then if she's getting other calls because her that number was tied to banks and things i could see how you'd still be getting calls if that's the number they have on file um and then the other stuff could be spammed and you know what i'm thinking about

A few months ago, Jessica has children. I got pictures sent to me of her children. Oh, so Jessica has like a life. No, yeah. And so they were sent to me and they go, oops, wrong number. So I imagine they tried to send it to Jessica's new number, but they sent it to Jessica's old number. Her old number.

People have Jessica's new number. Jessica's... Brother and mom... Jessica's just hiding. Brother and mom just got kicked to the curb. Yeah. A while ago now. Yeah. Like a long ass time ago. You've had this number for a minute. Yeah, like two years now. Yeah. Yeah.

So it's just them. They got kicked to the curb. Yep. Which is crazy because it's like, do they not know anyone in her life? She has kids. They don't have her husband's number. Do you know what I mean? I don't know. I mean, if they were never really close, then I can understand that being the case. But yeah, like maybe like they don't even know who... Just got that well. Yeah. Yeah.

I don't know. Maybe there is no Jessica. Maybe Jessica is the friends we met along the way. Well, some people were saying that this is a scam. Don't fall for it. Never answer the text. And I was like... No, it's literally not. I was like... I was like... Oh, yeah. I just feel too guilty. They're like, that's what they want you to feel. It's a scam. Like, never give them your address or anything. I'm like... Did you... Did you get, like, the joke that I just said where I said maybe Jessica is the friends we made along the way? Have you ever heard that? No. What does that mean? It's like this one...

It's just like a bit now that's in my head. There's just one TikTok where it's like, well, maybe... It's like when something's not there. It's like, well, maybe the... Oh, this is what it was. This girl was like, listen to this crunch of this donut. Oh, I know what you're talking about. And there was no crunch. She was like, listen to the crunch. Zero crunch. No crunch. So it's like, maybe the crunch was the friends we made along the way. Yeah. Like...

like as if it was the end of a book like well maybe like the lesson like maybe the joy was just friends so it's like maybe the crunch was the things we made along the way so it's like maybe jessica was the friends we made along the way it's just a bit i like to say it makes no sense unless you're like yeah online kind of a shitty bit not gonna lie if you have to explain it well it's just kind of like do you either get it or you don't like some people very niche some people heard me say that and were like

lol and some people thought i have no idea what she's talking about but if you laughed you just get it you got it you got it um another thing was i did these are all tiktok based but dude i want to get a dog for mac another dog and i saw this tiktok and it was like i i

Got another dog for my lonely friend and they stare at me. You were posted. I saw it, dude. I know. And that is my biggest fear of what's going to happen. I'm going to get two French bulldogs and they're just going to fall. Both follow me around like a shadow. Like the whole point of me getting another dog is that they don't follow me around the house like a shadow. And now my new fear is unlocked that I'm going to get two dogs and they're both going to be my shadows. Yeah. But you kind of like Mac being your shadow. It's cute. I do like Mac being my shadow, but sometimes when I'm just like doing my own thing and he's sitting there like whining at me, like,

I'm like, dude, leave me alone. Like I was just playing with you five minutes ago. Yeah. You should name the other one shadow. Ooh, I'm not going to lie. I think I'm going to name him cheese. And I know Phineas, his name is cheese, but like mac and cheese. It's okay because you're naming him after my cat. Yeah, there we go. See, it's whatever you want to think of it as, but I think mac and cheese is perfect. Someone, not someone on my date, he was like asking me like what my cat, like

something about them being friends i don't know what we're talking about yeah and he's like what's your cat's name i was like phineas and he asked like if i call him like what's his nickname but like i don't you know how your animal's nickname gets further and further and further from like what their name is i'm like yeah i call my cat the most absurd shit that i was like yeah yeah yeah i call him finn no dude like every two seconds it's either like baby kitty

I call him Manzy. Oh, now it's Manzy. No, it's always been that, but more in private. Okay. I was going to say, I've never heard that. Yeah, because I know how you are as a person. You'd be like, what the fuck? That's what, like if you asked my like ex-boyfriend, Mr. Hinge ex-boyfriend,

If you don't remember, we gave names. Okay, you guys need to keep up. Take notes. So if you asked him, like, Manzy, Manzy Pants, Mr. Man, Mr. Manzy Pants. Okay, there you go. Actually, you know what's funny? I'm going to do a massive throwback right now. When you originally got your animal and you were calling it Baby, and I looked at you and I go, Taylor, you can't call him Baby. He's not going to learn his name. He's a cat.

He doesn't know his name. I was like, you can't call the thing baby if you want his name to be Phineas. You need to call it Phineas, not baby. He...

knows I only call him Manzi. That's like me calling Mac when I first get Mac baby. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. Like he learns and then Mac would be so confused. What's my name? Baby or Mac? Yeah, but cats don't give a rat's ass what you call them. Yeah. Like he doesn't care, but that's crazy. I call my cat Manzi. See, I wasn't really a cat expert until...

now there's not really much to know exactly exactly like i learned two things and i now feel like an expert everyone's a god expert

Throwback to when we bought those little spray things for the countertops. Yeah, I would have kept buying those, but they're so expensive. I know. They're so expensive. I thought they were going to be like five bucks. Bro, they're like 40. Taylor thought she was going to be able to train Phineas to not go on the counters. Oh, oh. I'd always see people put tinfoil on the counter. Okay. And apparently if your cat jumps on the tinfoil, look up videos. Look up cat tinfoil on counter. It literally like jumps off like everything.

I don't even know how to explain it. Like immediately like like a spraying back. He jumps on tinfoil. No fucking problem. Like I'm like, oh, and then you'll jump on it and just stand on it. Yeah. I'm like, you're fair. What happened? Dude, I wish that would have been so funny. It would have been really funny. But like he just couldn't stand on it. Imagine he keeps like leaping and like kept landing back on it and just kept going back up and down.

Like, he didn't know how to get off. The tinfoil doesn't work on him. Not many things do. No. My next thing is bridesmaids. This is all of my TikTok reposts. Have you noticed? Yeah, I always see your TikTok reposts. You do? Yeah, how you don't know who your bridesmaids are going to be. Me? Yeah, no, but, like, it's such a crazy concept. I'm going to be your maid of honor. Yeah, like, 100%. Okay, just making sure. Because I know you know what you're doing, and I don't know what I'm doing. Literally. Literally.

I'm like, can you plan the whole fucking wedding? Literally. That's so true. I'm going to write your vows for you. Literally, please. You might need to write his too. Oh my God, I should officiate the wedding. I should just say everything. Yeah, right? Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. If it was back in the day...

when i say back in the day i mean three years ago i would have also had to like make you do your hair and makeup no god you like wear makeup dresses now imagine you would have been like do i have to i think the whole wedding planning thing will come a little bit easier for me now that i'm a little bit more girly yeah because you want to get engaged yeah dude i keep giving i keep giving him such a hard time more in the sense like i'm not in a rush to get engaged obviously we've been dating for six months but in the sense of like hey just so you know like i'm 25 turning 26 like

No such thing as like a rule, like a timeline. Like there's no four years, five years, six years. Like if you sense it after two, like we can do it. Not stopping you. Not rushing you, but I'm not stopping you. But I'm also saying I'm not waiting four years. Yeah, that's reasonable. Because I'll be fucking like 30 at that point. Yeah, I know. I'll be 30 years old. Uh-uh. Uh-uh.

Not happening. Yeah. That's why I was like such in a rush when I wanted to find a freaking boyfriend at the beginning of last year because I was like, oh my God, like my dad, like blah, blah, blah, blah, like...

All this stuff. So many things. But yeah, the bridesmaids. Yeah. Like not knowing who your bridesmaids are. Yeah. I'm going to have a small wedding. So I know who my bridesmaids are going to be. Thousand percent. I say this all the time. I said this to my parents because I keep getting invited to a bunch of weddings back home and I keep saying to my parents, if I haven't talked to this individual in the last six months, family's a little bit different.

like intimate family and like like second cousins and like extended family yeah like that type of but like if you're like a friend and i haven't talked to you in the last six months you're just i'm sorry but you're not invited i don't want a big wedding my bridesmaids are going to be you my friend cara from back home and my two sisters yeah and then if my husband has a sister they have to like be a bridesmaid yeah because like i do kind of want to go not all out for my wedding but i do want to put like a lot of time and energy and detail into it

And if I'm going to be inviting people that I haven't talked to in like a year and a half, two years, like no. I don't as I've gotten older, which is so weird because I'm a sucker for love. This is like the one thing that doesn't really make sense with my hopeless romantic energy. I don't really care for a wedding. Yeah. Like I don't give a fuck. I care more in the sense of like.

To me, it's about, like, my love and being married. I don't give a fuck about, like, spending an absurd amount of money on a party. No. When, like, the flowers, no one's going to give a fuck. Open bar, have fun, I want to look really pretty, get the pictures I want. Like, I don't know. Like, you're telling me I'm going to spend, like, 50 grand on flowers? Yeah. No. I also don't... Like, I've never been to a wedding in my life, so I don't really know how they...

yeah but i will say i definitely think mine will not be extremely traditional in the sense of like no me neither all the rules and stuff like get the ceremony over with let's go fucking party yeah that like i just have no desire for um a wedding like i kind of want to just like elope huh like just go to like a vegas courthouse and sign papers oh dress hell no

I just like don't like it's just so weird because I'm a big hopeless romantic. But I think in my head, I'm like, you know what you can do with all that money and you're just going to throw a party. Yeah. Why? I want a nice ring now. Oh, I'd rather have a beautiful ring. I don't know. Buy a fucking boat. Like I want to ring the people when I walk into a restaurant like Emma McDonald and people see it from like.

tables away emma mcdonald's ring is almost too big because i'm like how do you even function with that boulder on your finger it's so pretty yeah but it's huge i bet you my boyfriend's listening to this right now stressing out it'll be okay my sister got start saving did i tell you that what my sister got engaged really like my sister she's like basically married they have a kid like they're like basically together but they're not right yeah it's so low-key though so low-key she's not like doing a wedding or anything we're just gonna go like

Damn. She doesn't want to. They're like trying to buy a house. Like, why is she going to? Yeah. They're like raising a kid and trying to buy a house. Like, why are you going to spend money on a wedding? Yeah. They got shit to take care of. And it's like they're older and like they're basically married. It's just kind of like now she actually has a right. Damn. Yeah.

She's got it. Yeah. She's got it going on. Yeah. Yeah. I don't really care for a wedding. And my bridesmaid, like, I don't, I see wedding parties that are like 40 people. I'm like, how the fuck you know that many people? Yeah. That's why, like, Loki, I sound so horrible saying this, but that's why I'm so happy I don't live in my state anymore because of all the weddings going on. I just, like, don't want to feel obligated to go to every single one of them. I want to go to a wedding. Yeah.

Yeah. But like I don't want to have to go. I just want to like have one to go to. Yeah. When is wedding season? That's fall, right? Or no? Is it summer? Is it? I think. In the summer? In the summer, everyone was going to weddings. Yeah. I think it's summer. Yeah. I don't know. Because that's like people have like. Mine would definitely not be in July. That's fucking a no for me. No. I want like a fall wedding. But I feel like I'm going to get married in Florida. Or like abroad. Or in Vegas at a courthouse.

Stay tuned. Yeah. The concept of getting married on a beach is nice, but there's just so many things that can go wrong with that. I don't want to get married on the beach. I want to get married in a beach-like environment. Like, you can see the beach out the window. Yeah. But not on the sand. Yeah. You think I'm bringing my, like, dress and my freshly pedicured, like, feet and my shoes and my hair in the wind? Yeah. No. No.

all right um so i have like one more thing on here that has to do with like kind of our topic later so i'll rant about it later okay sure sounds good sure we have a lot of week weekend first dry january weekend down i know one out of four except i'm trying to make it to 11 that's insane i need i feel like you're gonna have fomo dude you don't understand like i need this

Yeah. I'm so happy that you just said that rather than I'm not going to get FOMO because I know you next month you're going to be like FOMO. I need this. And now I have like so grateful which I'll get into like so grateful I found this like

Like my dance friends like do a lot of low key things. Yeah. So if there's like a big bender of a weekend and if I like want to show I can show for a little bit and leave. I can't stay somewhere dragged out. I can like pop in pop out but I can try to fill my plans with like hey guys do you want to do this because and get some more energy.

Wholesome activities in there But y'all I need this I need it really really bad Long story short Went off my medication Going back on it That medication reacts Really really badly with alcohol So to give myself The best possible outcome I know I can't drink for a little bit That's the The rundown So that's why I'm not drinking Yeah Um I started off my weekend House hunting So excited I know I like wasn't expecting it to happen As soon as it was But I did know Going into the new year That that was something That I was gonna start to pursue And

And I toured six places in total on Friday and Saturday, but three of them on Friday. And I fell in love with one of them solely for the reason of the backyard with the porch. Like, you guys know I've been running about this forever. I just need Mac to have a nice little backyard for himself. And hopefully in the next few months, that is something that is going to happen. I don't want to jinx... I'm someone who I don't want to tell too much about something because I don't want to jinx it. Not because...

Not because it's a secret. Not because it's a secret, but it's just I'm very one... Like, if I put it in the atmosphere, like, I don't want to jinx it. And have to explain a million times. Yeah, and have it explained. Yes, exactly. So, things are moving fast around here. So, updates will be probably coming quickly. So, don't be like, oh my goodness, I want to hear more. Because, like, updates are going to come fast. I promise you on that. But...

You guys are also probably thinking too, like, I know you're not living together anymore. Oh my goodness. Guys, how long have we been living together? Three years. Three freaking years. One hell of a run.

of a run and i just want to put it out here right now like guys we can't live together forever we're not married we're not married we're best friends co-workers we do so much together i honestly think this is gonna be so good for the two of us and we both like we're not moving out to get like other roommates like i feel like that'd be weird that would be weird if it's like dude i would i would stay with you if i was gonna live with somebody else that's the thing i don't know anyone else i could live with because i wouldn't want to have to one i don't know anyone else i would

really enjoy that much to live with but also like just kind of re-getting into a vibe with someone yeah like we just both want to live alone like i know i've never lived alone i've never i lived alone for a semester in college in a dorm if you count that like barely i'm really excited to live alone again like we're not married it's not like we're a couple moving out and it's like are you breaking up like yeah we we leased this place i don't know if you think i think we own the house but we got to get the fuck out it's time to go um that's always whenever i'm like

looking for apartments moving like where are you moving to still in Austin y'all I just rent so yeah we are going out apartment hunting I I still want to do apartment life I'm not I don't know where I'm gonna end up or where I'm gonna settle and like buying a house is not something I want to do at 23 it's just not in my I don't want to um so I'm going the apartment life gonna find me a beautiful apartment and I can't wait I can't wait to go back to like apartment like downtown like life I know I

So opposite. I'm just so excited to like own a house. Yeah. And it's crazy too because obviously when we were looking at this place, it's like, oh yeah, I can picture myself living here for like maybe two, three years. But now when I look at places, I'm like, I have to picture myself living here for like five, ten years. Yeah.

Yeah. But so moving content will be very fun. Yes. So make sure I'm going to be doing all my moving content on TikTok. It's not gonna be on Instagram. I feel like I'm like trying to find like different aesthetics for like TikTok's more of like the talky like rambly type shit. And then Instagram is more of like the aesthetic photos out with my girls and food recipe content. So find different magazine. Whining. I'm telling you. Anyways, my Friday I had a first date. What?

This is another one thing about me for you. There is nothing hotter in this world to me than a man that just makes a plan for a date and like sticks to it and puts effort to do something with you. Not just, hey, meet me out at this bar or want to come over and just hang out. I told this man, same man from the bar crawl if you're an avid listener, like that I'd really love to go to this two-step in place. Like that'd be so fun. I've never done it. So when a man hears you say something and then is like,

Hey, when you get back on Friday at this time, let's go here and then go to dinner. Sold. Like that is just guys don't fucking do that. And it's so rare to come by. And he was even thinking I was going to bail because we didn't text that much to the days up to it. So we thought I like forgot. I'm like, I don't bail. Like I told you. Yeah. One thing about us. We do not. I don't. I told you 730 on Friday.

I will be ready. Like easy. Um, had a lot of fun. Didn't drink, which that is so something I want to drink out, but we went into like the two step in lessons. It was a pact and it's like, actually wasn't awkward at all. Um, it was very fun. I told Sam she has to go with her boyfriend. It was really fun and really cute. And then we went to dinner and I had a good time. Drop me off. No funny business. No, no smooch. No touching nothing. Tell them his one fun fact.

You told me in the car. Oh, okay. I was like, wait, what did I tell you? Because there was actually like crazy ones.

That you didn't tell me? Yeah, I'll tell you more. He doesn't need directions to go anywhere. Literally picked me up at my house. We're kind of deep in this neighborhood that houses look the same and there's a lot of little streets and it's kind of complicated. Got all the way back without directions. Doesn't use directions to go anywhere. So I said, are you stalker? Have you been to my house before? How'd you get here? Yeah, I was saying he's definitely practiced the route before showing up so that way he can flex about that. Because I'm like, how'd you get? How'd you know where my house is from here? We're in such a

Like, in a neighborhood. I don't know. Weird flex. Weird. You just, like, really know how to drive around. That or he has, like, insanely good memory, which is something to be very careful about. He said he went on an eight-hour road trip and then came all the way back without directions. That's nuts. Yeah, like, are you okay? Unless it's, like, literally just get on the highway and then go straight and then get off. Yeah, I don't know. But the date was really fun, and it was a nice thing to do.

sober i felt bad telling him i'm like by the way i'm not drinking because if he was like fuck i wanted to drink for this i was like so if you want to do something else or like want to like no no offense taken if you're like hey i'd rather do this when we can drink and i was like also if you want to drink be my guest you can do whatever you want get black out yeah like i'm like i'll drive i'm like you can do literally whatever you want don't let me stop you but he's like i don't drink that much so perfect yeah so while she was out of her date i went to dinner with some of the girls we went to yamas in austin it's

North of the city. So if you live in Austin, definitely a restaurant I would recommend checking out. It's Greek, like traditional Greek food. And I've never had that. Like Abba is...

What? What is it? It's like just Mediterranean. Mediterranean. But it was so different that I was stepping out of my comfort zone getting meals that I never would have imagined myself getting. And I actually really enjoyed it. The restaurant itself has like a magician that goes to every table every 30 minutes. And this guy had a bird with like a box and a like...

Like a dove? No, no, no. Like what's the little blanket thing that you pull out of your handkerchief? And he was pulling the fucking bird out of his handkerchief. I was like, what is going on? I was like, this is not the vibe I signed up for. But it's funny. So I was...

walking to the restaurant and this guy that i'm like i've been mutuals with on tiktok is working at the bar so then i like told all my girlfriends about i was like oh my god like that guy over there that i am mutuals with on tiktok he's working over at the bar like and i showed his inter his instagram to all the girls i was like if y'all are interested like i got you and then didn't think he was gonna notice that i was there comes over with i think

I believe there was six of us there came over with like six shots and we're all doing dry January. So I'm like, I felt so bad for him. I'm like, unfortunately. No, but one of our friends drank one. What? Yeah.

No like some of them drank them. Yeah. Some of them did drink them. But I didn't. He was like coming over and like talking to me and being like oh like nice to finally meet you and like shook my hand whatever. And I was like oh like unfortunately we're doing dry January like I feel so bad. And like I could just tell in that moment he got so awkward. So I was like no it's like fine like I'm sure the other girls will drink it. And I made a few of the other girls like drink mine. So like some of the girls had two shots.

Three shots. Damn. But yeah, the restaurant was nice though. I want to go back, but I want to go back like to drink next time. Yeah. Because you're a drunk magician. Period. I know. Oh, so nice. So then Saturday, I had such a nice day Saturday. I went to dance. Shocker. I'm going to dance all the time with 75 hard, but also just because it's

It's just like social hour. I don't know. It's very fun. So I went to dance. I like one with like all my friends and then the dance studio, Ballet Austin, really good one downtown. If you live in Austin and need a place, it's right by Second Street, which has like every cute restaurant imaginable. So we just walked over to the well. Always recommend the well.

Even though they were like messing up our order a million times. Went to dance and we just walked over and got lunch. Sat at lunch for like two fucking hours for so long that by the time it was over it was already like four. I feel like the well does have really bad service honestly because we went for ACL with a big group as well and we were there for so long I was like nervous we were going to miss ACL. We they just kept we switched waitresses halfway through and they kept bringing the wrong thing. I don't know. It was very chaotic. Shit show. It was very chaotic but we're like the only ones in there. We're like how is this getting...

Weird. Anyways, but we felt bad for the girl because she kind of came into a shit storm. And sat at lunch and then did my second workout. I went to the gym on a Saturday. Okay.

Crazy town. This one guy at the gym was so... I don't know if he was new to Austin or what. I've never seen such a happy person in my life. Came up to me like, what's your tattoo mean? And it was just so smiling. He's like, well, really nice to meet you. Just trying to introduce myself to people. So happy. I was like, wow, dude. You're having a great day. Where did you see him? At the gym. It's like you're having a great day, aren't you? You're having the best day ever. I want whatever you have. I want what you're having. He was just like...

so happy i was like okay like love the energy this saturday yeah um literally this day flew by so fast um and then later on you were having a date night at home with your boyfriend so i was like i need to get out this motherfucker i was like i'm a dip so i just um texted one of my friends if she wanted to do dinner luckily she said yes so i didn't have to like awkwardly just sit here while there was like a date going on so he said he could join the puzzle

Didn't he ask, do you want to join the puzzle? And you were like, no, I'm actually going. Yeah, you were having your date time. I was just going to leave. So luckily, she said yes. And I was like, amazing. So then I went to Dropkick on the east side. Would recommend. Food was really good. I got steak tacos. Pretty fire. I think you would like them. They're spicy. They're really good. Diet Cokes, I think when we didn't order alcohol, he was like,

No, that's it's normal right now. No, it is January. He kind of seemed like you don't want to place like makes other money off alcohol. Yeah, alcohol. So you don't order a cocktail and they're like, yeah, but we almost we couldn't find a restaurant.

and we're like oh should we go to whistler's and just get food truck i was like oh and just like people watch i was like oh no we're gonna see people we know in there i was like i'm gonna see like my yeah bad like no um but yeah it was like a cute little place just like girl chit chat got home early no alcohol chill vibes no i love care vibes i love that it was just like perfect like dance workout girl dinner go home

My Saturday was pretty much the same, I guess. Super busy. Got a nice little workout in at a run club. Girls only run club because I realized girls only run club are so much better than co-ed run clubs because men don't know how to shut the fuck up. Okay. So did that run club. Ran four miles. It was great. Lots of fucking inclines on that run. I'd never want to do that route ever again. Like literally never again. It was horrible. But I did it.

But then I went on for more house touring toured three more places and like I said, I I said it on tiktok actually But all the places i'm touring are relatively the same They're all built by the same construction team and are all In the same area of austin So the layouts when I was going to all these places are like it's like deja vu like I already saw it More or less the places i'm looking at are going to be based on the backyard. So

Yeah. And then I came home, took a shower, deep cleaned and started kind of just throwing a bunch of random shit away that like

Either it was like used PR that I just never use anymore. I made a big box of PR for our girlfriends. Like spent like two to three hours doing this because I was just like getting stressed out like home hunting. And it was like, oh my God, like what if I like end up moving next month? Like I need to start preparing. I was like freaking out. So I was cleaning. And then my boyfriend ended up coming over and we decided like earlier in the week, we're like, let's stay in. We're going to cook some food and do the puzzle of Mac. A company sent me a custom puzzle of Mac's face and

and we did chinese food and it was so freaking good it did look really i'm doing it again tonight because it was so good it looked really fire i was it was insane and then he had fucking football on which kind of pissed me off i was like oh i really just wanted to hang out with you but you were screaming at the tv the whole time we're doing this stupid puzzle well not stupid puzzle to him it's stupid puzzle but to me i enjoyed the puzzle i had so much fun doing the puzzle and it wasn't until we were actually like laying in bed where i was like

having so much fun because we were both not on our phones and not football on the fucking tvs and i was like how many more weeks of footballs left he's like not many i'm like no like i need it soon i know i need it to fucking end when does it end super bowl's always like early february oh my god i cannot wait a month i feel like this has been the longest process ever all these sundays are literally not even saturday what and thursday and monday yeah saturday's college football

Well, okay, so yeah, whatever he was watching from Thursday to fucking Monday night, it's like, yeah, what the fuck? The Super Bowl is February 11th. February 11th.

that's like a month away and college football is like about to be over yeah great fantastic and we were laying in bed and we were just like fucking laughing we were staying up like way too late oh my god we watched the creator on hulu have you watched that no i haven't so good you need to watch it tonight like if you have time to watch movies by myself no like you need to watch it i want to watch sopurn

oh that too but i asked when i was on my date i was like have you seen salt burn and i was like i've wanted to see he's like are you asking me to watch it with you i was like if you want you're like i'll find somebody but if you want to come yeah but i watched the creator it was so good and you know what's crazy that movie is based on ai robots taking over the world in 2060 so like 40 years from now

And I was like, what if that actually happens? It literally is. It could happen. It's scary. It is. I'm looking it up right now. Freaks me out. But it's all based on like a love story. It's a human falls in love with like an AI and like they create, I don't know. I don't want to spoil it. Wait, have you seen the movie? You would like it then. Where he falls in love with like the computer. What? Yes. Her. Her? Yeah. On what? Her.

I saw it in like... I don't know where I saw it. I think I might have saw it in theaters. You saw it in theaters? Or maybe... I don't know. I saw it a while ago. It's from... It's older. Oh, okay. I thought you were going to say it's like new. I was like... It's on Hulu, but only if you have premium Hulu. Oh, what the fuck? I think I have premium Hulu. Oh, you do? I don't know. That's something we need to check. HBO Max, Apple TV. It's a good movie. He like falls in love with the computer. Interesting. I'll have to take a look. It's like kind of weird. Does he like...

Jack off to the computer or something? I don't remember. I don't know if I want to watch it. Just like...

The creator was like romantic. It wasn't like creepy. It wasn't creepy. I don't remember. I hope it's not like salt burn creepy. I don't know what salt burn is. Dude, salt burn's creepy. I don't know literally anything about it. Well, I mean, it won't. Like you've probably seen clips of this. No, I literally know nothing about this movie. I know like that it's sexual and that there's a bathtub. I know nothing about this movie. And murder on the dance floor. Oh, no, no. That's all I know about this movie. Dude, it's crazy. And you know what?

Actually, you know what? We'll talk about it after you watch it. You need to go watch it, though. I'm giving you homework. Yeah, but I don't want to watch it by myself. You might have to. Well, I don't have to. Go to the movie theater by yourself and watch Salt Burn. Wait, no, I can't laugh because people definitely did that listening to this. Sorry if you did that. Fuck. Anyways. No, I'll just ask. I'll be like, do you want to watch that movie with me? Yeah. Anyways, so on Sunday...

sam's man was here in the morning and he's like do you want to do this we ordered this i was like well he's a fucking menace but i was like no literal menace to our house in the morning like he layers music runs around my fucking room like putting on like my freaking cowboy hat like you put on a chain like max chain like i'm like sitting on the couch sipping my bone broth alexa play metro boomin or like yeah like it's

It's like 8 a.m. Literally. Relax. But at night, I was like, are you busy in the morning, Sam? Like, let's do something. Coffee, farmer's market, walk. Let's do something. So in the morning, he's like, what are we doing? I was like, well, if you don't remember, I literally called dibs on your girlfriend. I asked her last night. Yeah. Hang out with me. So you're screwed. Come if you want. I'm like, but I called it. He was looking like probably pumped. Yeah. He's like, I'm out of here. He's like, fuck you. I got football anyway. Yeah. So we went to the farmer's market.

Yeah, the farmer's market was good. I realized I'm eating my goat cheese earlier today and I'm like, what? What's wrong with your goat cheese? It's just so expensive. I was like, I can't believe I spent $15 on this. It was $15? Yes.

Yeah. I don't even know. I was like, I can't believe I spent $15 on this fucking goat cheese. I'm never doing it again. I don't even look. I just swipe. Yeah. I'm never doing it again. That's horrific. I got micro green. Because like also at Farmers Market, are you supposed to give tips? No. Okay. I give a tip. I give a dollar tip. So it was like $14. Maybe I did a tip. Oh, wait. Okay. I don't want to just say no because people are going to be like, yes. Yes.

Here's the thing. No. People are going to say no. Tipping has gone fucking out of hand. This is what someone said and it makes perfect sense. When someone owns their own business, their own beauty business, anything, you shouldn't tip because...

When you're tipping, it's because the person works for a business, so they don't get the full amount. Yeah. You're giving them extra because the business is taking all of it. I was thinking about that, dude. If you are the business, just set your prices accordingly. Yeah. You know what I mean? The business isn't taking anything from you. You are the business, and you are yourself. I was thinking about that when I was going to get my hair done by my new, like,

salon like so the girl who's been doing my hair used to be in a salon and so i was like you know what i trust you i'm gonna i'm gonna leave with you because she left and i started going to her my hair started to cost like an extra hundred dollars more i'm like how the fuck is that possible like i'm spending a hundred dollars more now i was like but like when i used to do lashes used to tip but realistically it's like if you are the business and you're taking a hundred percent you shouldn't need to like just make your price your price yeah you know

I don't know. Tipping's so hard. It is. Whatever. It's out of fucking hand, dude. Out of fucking hand. Like, I want to get one of those, like, tipping machine things on my phone and just, like, anytime someone does something ridiculous, I'm going to pop it open and, like, tip. Like, fucking pay me. Yeah. Tip us for this podcast. Yeah. Can you guys start tipping me? Literally. Literally.

I'll keep a piggy bank. After that, we finished the puzzle. Yeah, dude. The puzzle actually took not that long in the morning. Not that long. Like in an hour. No, we crushed it. So easy. Especially when I had someone actually willing to help me. Like my boyfriend was literally maybe put three pieces together. Oh, no. Everything else I put together the night before.

Love a puzzle. It was so fun. Crushed it. And then I saw the movie. I saw Anyone But You, which we already discussed. Yeah. And then I just went over to my boyfriend's house for some football. And then later in the night, I had a six-month anniversary dinner with my boyfriend at Abba. And for the longest time, which he made the reservation for the restaurant like two weeks ago.

But he was just convinced that people don't celebrate six months. And I'm like, just because your friends don't celebrate six months doesn't mean other people don't. Like his spectrum on the world is so small. Like he doesn't like scroll on like,

Like TikTok. He doesn't have a TikTok or anything. I'm like, you don't understand. Like people do these things. Like people celebrate six months. Some of these people responding to my TikTok are saying they celebrate every month. And I'm like, yeah, pop off as you should. I just want to say who cares what people do. Exactly. Exactly. We do what we want to do to make Sam happy. And if Sam not happy, fire will explode. Exactly. He's listening. Exactly. We don't want to make Sam upset.

Nope. Never. That's a bad idea. It is. Do you want to get him on the podcast? I think he should be on the podcast. I just like to get seriously. I know. Dude, he's going to be talking like so weird. Yeah. I have to like mediate. Yeah. What do you think? Like give an example of the way he talks. Like what's up, cuzzo? Yeah. What's up, cuzzo? I don't even know.

I don't even know because I don't even know how to make up for the words. Yeah, he makes random words. Yeah. You'll understand one day, guys. Yeah. You'll get it. Like... Oh, I don't even know. You know, we've been talking for 50 minutes. I know. I'm almost done. So, yeah. I went to ABBA. She's rushing me. Went to ABBA. We had our gift card, actually, because my mom got us a gift card to ABBA for Christmas. And we went...

And one of you guys was actually working at the hostess stand and I said hi to you right at the beginning. Went to our table and then by the time we were done eating, a random dessert just appeared out of nowhere.

And I was so confused because I went to the bathroom and by the time I got back, the dessert came. So I was like, oh, I looked at my boyfriend. I'm like, did you get that? He's like, I have no idea where this came from. And then the waiter finally comes over and goes, hey, just want to let you know the hostess over there says she follows all your content, loves you, and just wanted to bring this over. I was like, oh my God, so sweet. And I just need to say, I want to give a shout out to every single one of you that has ever bumped into me that is either working at a restaurant, a bar, or anything of that nature and has hooked it up for me. Yeah. Because...

you guys are fucking incredible yeah not only that but especially when i'm with my boyfriend like it just like it puts him in his place knowing that like i'm a i'm a boss ass bitch like you you're gonna lose a lot when you lose me one day or not when you lose one day but if you were to lose me one day so like just so you know like i got i got a whole family of people that's got my back like i'll go anywhere and i'm bound to find one of you guys and i love it

Especially when I was in like Boston and stuff too. I bumped into a bunch of you guys and I just love it. I loved meeting you. Yeah, no, I think you should celebrate six months. Yeah, I think you should just celebrate anything. If you have the time, why not just do it? I know, right? Because we go to dinner once a week anyway. Might as well just like... You're just saying it's for six months. Saying it's six months. Like what's the difference? Literally. Right? And I did tell him to get me a gift though.

And he ordered it, but he said it's not going to be here for a while. Did he tell you what it is? No, but I gave him hints on what to get me. I think he got you a necklace. No, not something like that. I gave him hints in terms of, like, picture frame or, like, a memory box or just, like, something, like, memorable. I still have my memory box. I told him, I was like, give me, like, a cute one that, like, is, like, all glass or something. Or, like...

I have no idea what he got me. I have a memory box of all my shit of my ex-boyfriend. I had a memory box of my ex-boyfriend. All of Mr. Baseball shit in my closet. Damn. I have a memory box that I actually lit on fire of my ex-boyfriend. Don't make Sam mad. We discussed this. And I drove past his house and threw it in his driveway. I did that too. I did that too.

And then I threatened to sell all the jewelry he's ever bought me. I threw the necklace that Mr. 305 gave me in the trash can. And I don't do that for no reason. Like, this man was a fucking cheater, okay? Yeah, so it was mine. Threw his fucking shit in the driveway. He was like, what the fuck? And then I'll stand in the room cursing at him. It's like 15. Like, fuck you.

And the neighbors were probably like, okay. You're like, oh, stupid first love. Yeah. Anyway, speaking of love and dating and boys, what was your thing that you wanted to say to tie into this episode? Yeah, I mean, we can just start off with that, I guess.

So, obviously, Taylor and I, we mentioned this earlier, Taylor and I are in different spots. But in order for anyone to get to the spot that I'm in comes with the spot that Taylor's in right now. I was single for five years. Fuck that, no. I know. But I'm just...

Obviously, my life was a little bit different and I have reasons that I was single for that one because I was traveling abroad. There was a lot of things. Moving. A lot of things. So that's why it took me five years. But one thing I will say is that I've noticed that's a huge difference for me with having a healthy relationship is having the confidence in myself to communicate in my relationship. And an example I'm just going to give right now because this is what I wanted to talk about was

Ever since I started like communicating with my boyfriend, it's made my like love for him and my bond with him so much stronger because I know that if I address anything, bring anything up and he is going to fix it, that like I can put my trust into him. And it just makes me way more attracted to him knowing that he's going to fix things or like vice versa. So like being able to communicate in a relationship and having those like tough conversations is something that I feel like

has made my love for him so much stronger yeah does that make sense yeah 100 i've always had this weird thing where in any other part of my life i don't like to speak up or like get in altercations or like fight but with a boyfriend like i have like no filter like i don't know why i've always been like that like with a boyfriend i'll like let it rip but it's like they have to be able to like give it back to me yeah that makes sense and so like my last boyfriend like wouldn't

Like, we have to both be open to talk. Yeah. For me to want to be open to talk. If not, I feel like... You're the only one trying. Yeah. Not even, like, trying. It's just, like, different. Yeah. Like, it's not even... Like, it's just, like, it's not... Our communication isn't adding up. Yeah. It just... It goes...

all together with this topic because my relationship beforehand, I would have never had the confidence in myself to speak up about certain things. And I would have just stayed to myself and the relationship never went anywhere, never got better. So now that I'm in a place where I've been able to work on myself for the last five years, I am now in a very healthy relationship. Yeah. We're talking about this because I made a TikTok that

and collectively with likes like 13 of you were like make this a podcast because i posted a tiktok saying how everyone's always like i'm gonna work on myself we need to break up i need to work on myself like i need to be single i need to work on myself but like what the fuck does that mean like no one ever like does it's such a trendy they just say it but like what does that mean like work on yourself how like go out more like you just want to like go out and like hook up with dudes like

what like what do you mean work on yourself people don't actually do anything or like they work out like twice like i don't know they don't do anything so i was like here are things you can do to actually actually work on yourself like actually make a difference one i said go to fucking therapy i go to therapy every two weeks um it's just good for you i don't even fucking know like it's good for you go for a little bit okay i found one that takes my insurance you can use better help uh do you but therapy is like actually really helpful and

It's always helped me. It makes you realize a lot of things. I don't know. You have to sit there and be kind of uncomfortable and talk about yourself and get like someone to kind of give you unbiased things about your life. And it's just it's just very helpful. I enjoy it and I would recommend it.

The other thing I said was like journaling. The journal I have, a follower actually like gifted. Well, actually she was like, I'd love to send you one, but it was her small business. So I bought it because I'm so kind. So I just bought it myself because I was like, this is her small business. I'll just buy a journal. But it has like little prompts because I can't just sit with an empty paper and write.

I'm not good at that. They're short. They're little. But it like feels really good to just like get things out on paper and like realize things about yourself. And then you just have to like put yourself in new situations. Like that's like...

Like the theme of this year for me is just like getting outside my comfort zone and just like putting myself in different situations that I wouldn't like maybe necessarily normally do. Like even like on first dates, like I said, going on first dates to like go to new places, learn things about other people, learn what you do and don't like be like sober on first dates, like getting better at like conversation, like holding and like, I don't know, just like putting yourself in different situations you haven't been in before. Like if you're used to like,

And it all looks different if you're like, no, I'm like with guys all the time. I need to like stop going on first dates. And maybe that's what it looks like for you is like stop going on first dates. But for me, it's like these are good fucking just throw myself in the water and like get better at like little things for myself and experiences. And if you're doing anything where you feel like

You kind of have the nervous feeling or the I don't want to do this or like you're holding back That's a good thing. That's a good thing You want to feel that way because in order to feel that way like that's you're gonna end up getting comfortable with certain things whatever situation where you don't necessarily like to do so Having that feeling on the inside of I don't want to do this or i'm super nervous is a good feeling Like allow yourself to have those feelings and you have to have something like

an actual goal like for me it's just like being more um being more confident in my like like social circle and like getting closer to my friends and like deepening like friendships for someone else it might be like they need to grow their business or they need to get a better workout routine like you need to have an actual goal of what you're working on too because if you're just like i need to work on myself like in what aspect then you can get lost and you're doing too much at once and it's overwhelming yeah like you can't at once be like

I'm literally like never going to eat anything bad. Like, like make new friends, grow my business. Like now you're spreading yourself too thin. Like you need like one thing and then other things fall into place. But like for real, like you have to actually do shit when you're single to make it worth it. Like this year I'm going to be single all 2024. And if a man wants to date me in 2024, he'll have to wait till January 1st.

yeah and he can stay around and try to fight that whole entire time and when clock strikes 12 on new year's maybe i'll date him but it's gotta be 2025 babe yeah i know it's got a turn this is gonna be a good good year for you it is like you're moving uh i'm a fresh start ass bitch yeah especially too because you are now like

Like you're self-aware of these things and it takes a while for people to get self-aware of like what they feel like they need to work on well, this is my This is a problem that i've always had. That's just like not me Just like venting but like so i've always had this problem where like i'm too self-aware for my own good Not that like oh i'm self-aware So I know something's wrong and I immediately fix it but just like i'm aware of what the flaw is So i'm like always focused on what my flaws are because I know what they are it's just like hard to like take that first step things like um

over like it's hard to fix things but it's like i've always been incredibly self-aware to the point that it's like literally limiting because it's like all you think about is you're like like you know what's wrong and it like paralyzes you because you're so fucking self-aware mac stop crying dude this is what i'm talking about imagine if there was two of them sitting on my feet begging to get on my lap literally but um

being single and i'm like really really single now i'm in my no contact era guys so go into your no contact era too i'm in my no contact no contact no talking era which sucks so bad we're thriving yeah super thrive super thriving i think like my thing too for like this new year like you're always people are always gonna be working on themselves and always wanting to like

And if you're not, then really think about it because like no one's perfect. There's always something that someone can work on. And for me, mine, I've said a few times is like deepening other relationships, having more deep friendships rather than surface level friendships. And then also like the independence to like, I know I feel like I've been super independent, but I do want more of that independence. And one of those being like living on my own and like just not feeling like I really owe anyone anything. Like I know I have a boyfriend, but I don't want to be like,

So that's a little bit different. But like, even if I didn't have a boyfriend, I wanted to feel like I owe no one like anything and be truly so independent. That's, that's exactly how I feel. Yeah. And it was something that I'm trying to, that's literally exactly how I felt this weekend. I don't know how to explain it. Like, and it just sounds, you're like, duh, but like, I don't know. It's just a headspace. Okay. Like waking up on Saturday and just that feeling of like,

i can do anything i want today anything like i don't know it's one of those things i was like oh my god like we're still on like it's four i'm like bitch what the fuck do you have to do today yeah what do you want like no one needs you you can be anywhere and i was like oh like should i go home first like go to the gym like just go to you don't have to you can do literally anything you want and something about like at lunch we made the plan for the movie like oh do we want to go to the movie at 245 tomorrow and like something about committing like oh like do i want to go to the movie at 245 tomorrow like i don't know i was like bro you can

you want like why can't you go to the movie at 245 you can do literally anything you want it doesn't fucking matter or like going to dinner on on friday or saturday like we didn't really have a plan but it like doesn't matter like i don't know just it's like a weird like mindset i was like wait like i don't want anyone anything like no one's checking in on me i can do literally whatever i want yeah anything like i free will i could like got on a plane tomorrow if i want

Yeah, you could. I could literally do anything. You should. No, I am. Well, I want to go on a solo trip somewhere. Leave your suggestions. Yeah. I think I'm going to go to New York. Yeah. During the week, right? You said? Yeah. Not anytime soon, though. We just did Christmas. Yeah. I don't plan on honestly traveling, really, to be honest. I don't. I'm not dying to. Because we're going to Fredericksburg next week, so that's like a weekend out of town and then February 11th.

I might own a fucking house so yeah I'm not trying to do anything crazy like soon yeah but I think also like I'm in the point where I'm like the next relationship I get into like I need to marry them and it needs to be like so like I know nothing is perfect but it needs to be so perfect yeah and you know that that's funny that you say that too because like

I keep saying to my boyfriend, I'm like, yeah, like I keep making so many jokes with him about engagement. I'm like, yeah, two years, two years, three years, whatever. Like, whatever you think, like, just let me know because six months, one month. Yeah. Like, whatever you think, like engagement. Cause I'm like,

Just put the ring on my finger so that I know that you want to marry me. Like, we don't have to get married anytime soon. That's how I feel. I want a long engagement. I want a two-year engagement. I'm particular, okay? Well, if I even have a wedding, maybe I'll just elope. But I want a two-year engagement. One, to enjoy being a fiancé. And the next one, for wedding planning. Yeah. That's all. Is that too much for a girl to ask for? So, that's all I want. Yeah, and so, I just...

I sound fucking crazy because I've been dating this man for six months, but realistically. No, but you've also known him for longer. I've known him for like a year. Okay. And you were sleeping together. Yeah. I know. I know. We were talking about that. I was like, damn, isn't it crazy? We've only been dating for six months, but we were hooking up for 11 because we started hooking up in February of last year. Wow. Your one year sexiversary. One year sexiversary next month. Woo.

Wow, that is crazy. Oh, guys, I'm also celibate. Dude, yeah, she's celibate for the year. No, not for the year. For my 75 hard. 75 hard? Did you put that in the rule book? No. Imagine.

Yeah, wait, are you doing like your own 75-hour? There's only a few things. I'm only not doing progress pictures. And cheat meals, right? Yeah, but like I eat healthy at home. No, that's what I'm saying. Like, fuck the cheat meal thing. I don't have like a diet. I fucking hate that. You made your own diet plan. So my diet plan is I eat fucking healthy at home. Yeah. That's my diet plan. I don't fucking know. Yeah, you could maybe say like limit the amount of coffee I buy during the week or something. No, I'm not drinking. You want me to give up the other drink I like? Yeah. Yeah.

No, what is this? I don't know, man. I'm not trying to be like miserable. Yeah. I bought a coffee today. Dude, my espresso queen. Oh my God, I bought a coffee today and guys, you'd be so proud of me kicking social anxiety right in the ass. I get my coffee and I only did this honestly because it wasn't busy and it didn't have cold foam on it and it was supposed to have cold foam on it and I just picked it up and said, he was like, oh, what's wrong? Because I could, I had a face that like, and I was like, I'm sorry, this was just supposed to have cold foam on it. And he was like, oh, sorry, put it right on it.

Sorry. I was like, sorry to be annoying. But I was like, woohoo. I was like. Dude, you're not going to lie. You're like a different person. He like, well, it was just like, good thing I was empty in there because sometimes it's like bump in. And honestly, it was like if they looked really stressed, I would have been like. Would it have just been a black coffee? No, no, no. I was like, you know, if it was really, really busy, I would have just taken the L on my whipped cream. Even though that's quite literally the only reason I buy the coffee, you know. But I was like, ooh.

Yeah, this needs cold foam on it. So sorry. And he was like, oh, no problem. And I know that guy gave no fucks. Like, he was like, oh, okay. Yeah. Makes no difference to me to make some fucking cold foam.

It made my day to have the cold foam. Yeah. So speaking of coffee, my boyfriend calls him, called himself an espresso queen. And ever since then, I've been giving him so much fucking shit for calling himself a queen. So next time you see him, please call him an espresso queen. I'm going to get a Breville for my apartment. Oh yeah. Well, I don't know what cough or espresso machine I'm going to get.

but i'm gonna go cream barrel because i went to cream barrel when i was shopping for my parents and they had so many espresso machines and they were all so pretty yeah i'm gonna get another nice coffee machine yeah um what else on this topic we barely talked about i don't know i think it's just like oh and all that like it's like everyone's gonna be like your boyfriend comes when you're not looking and it's like that's bullshit i don't want a boyfriend this whole year everyone's like they're gonna come and like

I want to be like that kind of happened to me last year, but like I was looking. I was on hinge. Yeah. You know what I mean? Like, I'm sorry, but also you have to be looking. You have to be looking. What are you going to do? Sit at home every day and find a boyfriend? You need to go out there and do something. I'm sorry, but I was going to the bars to look for a man. You go to the bar, you talk to people. Like that's looking. You meet new people. That's looking. Whether it's not in your brain, that's fucking looking. I think it comes when you don't necessarily want it. Not me.

Well, because you fought hard. Like, it didn't just, like, fall into your lap. Like, you were like, this man is mine. Dude, I would love to have your ex on the pod just so he can go. Oh, oh. So I could just hear what his thoughts were of me going fucking crazy about my now boyfriend. We should have them both on the podcast just to give, like, the background of, like, how Sam snagged her man. Dude, if he came on the podcast, like, the views would do good. I know. Yeah.

He would do it. Yeah. No, but guys, he doesn't listen to this anymore because... Oh, bullshit. No, he was very serious. I think I heard his feelings. Wasn't he drunk, though, when he said that? No, then we talked about it in the morning. Oh. Okay, I mean, I hope so. Oh, Adam. Yeah, he was drunk. Yeah. Yeah. But, like, it's just not my fault that, like, I become single and, like, all the men in the world, like, just, like...

want me you know what I mean like that's not my fault that we break up it's like if we just broke up this morning and now I'm outside by the night like you don't it's not my fault that we break up and then like everyone wants to be on my phone like what's a girl gonna do about it it's not my fault I know Mac's pissing me off um but yeah just like single girls we're in it together lover girls Sam's in it with you

but we're diving out here. Super thriving. And when you're sad, like I get sad about my breakup still and people are just like, how do you deal with it? Like, I don't know, like watching the movie, I was really sad because I was like, oh my God, like these people are just so like cute and like I wish that was me. But you just get over it. Time heals all wounds. Go for a walk or something. Go for a walk or something. Oh my God. Lastly, I'm reading this book. Okay. So long, which you all know how I feel about that.

I don't like long books, but because I just read a bunch of books, I'm not, I don't need to be in a rush to finish it. Whatever. It's supposed to be the saddest book of all time. When I tell you like I'm getting DMs, that's why I'm reading it. Cause everyone's like posting videos, sobbing, reading. I'm like, I need to know what happens in this goddamn fucking book. People are like, girl, like I know you weren't really in a good headspace. Like I literally wouldn't read it. Like, like it's really, really triggering. People are like,

mac that's me reading the book crying people are like i got 70 through and had to stop it was literally too much this girl's like my best friend read it and didn't talk to me for two weeks it was so sad everyone is like girl like be careful it's like worse than you'd ever think um so stay up and i know my instagram's worried how sad this book is like i'm only 15 through i've been reading it for a goddamn week but it's 800 pages um

It's just supposed to be that. Yeah. Mac is giving good sad background vocals for the crying. I have the mic right in his face because he won't stop fucking whining. But it's supposed to be the saddest book of all time. And I just don't get how it's going to be so sad. But yeah, I don't know. It's called A Little Life. I think I like this little life.

I have really been loving movies lately. You have been. Even if it's laying in my bed. Me too, but I don't have anyone to watch them with. Yeah, even if it's laying in my bed or going to the movie theater. Yeah, I mean, it's true. You're a loner. Well, no, because guess what? I'm going to... Well, movie premieres, I always want to have dance, and I always have dance. Dude, just know, no matter what, like, if you feel lonely, like, you can third wheel our puzzle dates. Thanks. You're welcome. I appreciate the, like, invite. Like, I mean, I don't, like, always want to, because, like, I don't want to, like, you know...

don't overstep but in these last few i will because i won't live with you anymore i know but i hope you know you just said that and i'll take that as an opportunity that i can come to your new house yeah well i told you when we were doing our puzzle that i'm gonna buy a million board games i don't have board game nights all the time yeah i want to buy sleepover i want to buy scrabble i want to buy monopoly i want to buy sorry my parents bought sorry and they keep sending me photos of them playing sorry and i'm like that sorry is so fun yeah what about candyland

No, no, no, no. I'm not even kidding. Okay, so when my boyfriend was visiting me back in my home house, we went over to Target. We brought my brother Brian with us. So the three of us were at Target. And my brother Brian saw Candyland. He picks it up and goes, oh my God, Candyland? Like, should we get Candyland? He goes, nah, this game's actually trash. I'm like, no, like, I love Candyland. We almost bought it. I told Sam, I'm like, I'm going to sleep over, like, your house, like, a lot. But obviously right now, like, she only has one bed, right? Because she's one girl moving into her house.

She's like, you have to sleep like on the couch. I'm like, you wouldn't let me sleep in your bed. She said no. No. So just like. We've never done that. On trips. Yeah, but that's different. We're in a hotel room. Or like Bradley Martin's air mattress. There's like a whole couch. I know. Bradley Martin's air mattress. Fuck. Yeah, we have no choice. Yeah, we had no choice. And you probably desperately wanted to be like, you want to sleep on the floor? Yeah. I'd be like, there's the ground next to me with a nice rug. I just got that rug on Ruggable. Yeah.

It'd be funny, like, rugs.com ad. Dude, yeah, wait. Hold on. Any rugs want to work with me? Because I do need a rug. Because I need a bed. Yeah, Sam said I couldn't sleep in her bed. And I'm like, well, if you came over to my apartment, you could sleep in my bed. Oh, my God. That would be so... It's going to happen. I reached out to my manager about, like, already...

companies to work with like with the moving process and I would love to work with a rug company solely so we can make a skit out of that and be like dude Taylor said she wants to sleep over but you know I told her no but I got a really nice rug and then they clips you like curl up in the rug yeah

yeah yeah yeah yeah that'd be sick code one thing about us pod at ruggable.com yeah that's not real guys they're gonna actually go to ruggable.com and say that you've been trying to use code one thing about us so they see all these people trying to use one thing about us and it's not working yeah they're gonna be like wait should we give those people a code i know try that

And then, oh, also one more thing, guys. We are going to hopefully down the road move into a studio because we're going to need a studio when we don't live together anymore because we're not going to have an extra bedroom. Yeah, or we just podcast like sitting on a bed. Yeah, that too. That would be fun.

every now and then like switching it up like switching it up like every now and then like sometimes on the couch sometimes in a studio yeah wherever we want yeah wherever the world takes us you know what we're the bosses remember what i said yeah you can do anything we owe no one anything we don't even owe you guys anything i don't owe you shit i don't know you fucking shit macro fuck you fuck you phineas we kind of owe them we did adopt them and like say that we'd feed them

yeah well i don't know if he needs anything i'll lock him outside yeah he needs to learn to love outside he does love outside so he can just like go disappear for like three days and then come home you're not living with him i can't wait to get a fluffy girl cat you're gonna get another cat i want a fluffy girl cat

I would get a dog, but I don't want a dog in an apartment. Wait, you neutered Phineas, right? Yeah. Okay, good. I don't need a million other Phineases running around. No, his ball sack got cut off. Girl cats are calmer. Girl cats don't do anything. Thank God.

I have a feeling I'm gonna come over to your apartment one day it's gonna smell and reek of just cats like 10 cats I only want to I'm gonna sit down on your couch and all of a sudden I'm gonna be covered in cat I only want to so I can keep your boyfriend out of it yeah we can never come over that'd be weird if he came over what would we do with you what would we do I don't know like if I was hosting like a pregame like he can't come oh yeah that's so fast he's not invited yeah

I didn't even think about that. I guess that's a good point. I thought you were going to say, oh, do you want to like come over and just like hang out? You too? That's my worst nightmare. Yeah. I know. No offense. No. We both, um. What if we were like preparing to go on a double date?

Yeah. What if I had a boyfriend and he liked him? You said no boyfriend this year, though. I'm going to live there for more than one year. Okay, cool. I don't like living in a place for one year. Yeah. I feel like you just put artwork on the wall. I know. I know. By the time you get all your furniture, you're out that bitch. Yeah. Two years. Two years.

That's what it is. Like if I could get a cheaper rent by signing a two year lease, I would just sign a fucking two year lease. I know they should do that. They should do that. Or maybe you could negotiate. Because literally a year you like are like, oh my God, my couch finally came. Bitch, my lease is up next month. Yeah. Like it's stupid. Honestly, not many leases though are 12 months. They're like just 14. Yeah. We got lucky with this lease though that we're doing and that is 12 months. We stayed in our apartment for two years. One year. It was June to June to June to June.

No, our apartment. Oh, the apartment. Yeah, but we terminated. Yeah, we got the fuck out of that motherfucker. I hated it there. Hated it there. We never really decorated it, though. No. We didn't even have, like, a real TV console. We didn't have anything. We didn't have a real TV. We had, like, a computer dashboard. I still have that in my room. Yeah. Boys come over and they're like, how the fuck are you watching TV on this thing? No, no, no. The boy from my first date when he slept over after Santa Crawl, we were, like, having a conversation at five in the morning. He just goes, I like your tiny...

It's a 12 inch TV. I like your tiny TV. Tiny TV mounted on her fucking wall. I love my tiny TV and I hung it by myself and he's like, oh, did you actually? I'm like, yeah, I did. That's why it's crooked. I post things. People are like, is your feet crooked? I'm like, that's not information anyone needs to know. It's not relevant to the video. No. Yeah, I know. Mind your business. But yeah, like just a man being like, I like your tiny TV. Okay, fuck off.

Such girl things. Anyways. No man would ever get a TV that small. Yeah, but then they put like, they have like a studio apartment and like a 90 inch TV. Yeah. Oh, in college, every dorm room I would go into, every boy had like a 90 inch TV that was like the size of their bed. I was like, what are you doing? Yeah.

nine inch tv and led strip lights yep they're good to go you know a football flag of some sort barstool flag i'm playing they're like sport on the wall yep saturdays are for the boys and they're ready with either navy comforter or striped curtains thumbtack to the wall yep oh men men couldn't be me hate them but i love them sometimes i like redecorating them

Yeah, they're like dolls. They're literally dolls that you redecorate. No, they're like children. You have to dress them. You have to teach them. I'm not wiping that ass. Yeah, they're potty trained. They're potty trained. But they're children. It's like, get ready for school. Make sure you have this. We make them food. Yeah. Like...

So silly. Yeah. They don't have common sense. This is what needs to replay in my head whenever I want a boyfriend. Yeah. That men are stupid. And they use chat GBT to fucking communicate. Men love AI. They love AI and crypto. Shut up. No. Chat GBT. How do I cook a chicken casserole? And it has like all the descriptions and they follow it.

I like how you're saying they, your boyfriend. Yeah, they, my man. Men love to like talk about crypto and they make fun of girl math as if they're literally using fake money. It's literally not real money. You know, we haven't really been surrounded by a lot of men that talk about that lately. And let me tell you, that's a choice. I know.

that's on purpose because one of our like friends used to talk about it all the time and i would always be like you sound like gibberish i have no idea what you're saying i have no idea what you're talking about and also like i'm losing brain cells like by the minute listening to this yeah let's go back to talking about rotisserie chicken and croissants yeah and boys what about putting rotisserie chicken in a croissant like a sandwich like a a croissant melt

Like a melt with cheese. Yeah, I'm back on excited too. Yeah, rotisserie chicken melt or chicken salad. That would be so good. Chicken salad. I went to Tape Bakery in Boston and I got a croissant breakfast sandwich and it was so good. Me too. I'm making Chinese food. I'm making ground beef and rice like a bodybuilder. Yeah, it's so basic. 75 hard. Yeah. I'm just eating like clean. That's how I feel the best when I eat like

Like just like protein carb, protein carb. Yeah. I feel great. All right. Oh my God. Like I want to like hang up this podcast y'all, but like I'm having a lot of fun. Me too. And the thing is actually another, there is no thing is there really is, but I will say make sure you guys are following the Instagram because I'm gonna put that link for the like to submit your, uh,

I'm going to the grave with this but you're not actually because you're telling us about it but no one else knows it because I will drop some tea about my life as well. I'll drop some tea about my life. I don't have that much but yeah I'll try to think of some. I'll think of some. Maybe I'll make some up. Two truths and a lie. Yeah. Oh and then we can try to see if they can guess which one it will. They can't because it's not live but maybe I can make a graphic out of it. Like which one was the truth and which one was the lie. Maybe. I don't like lying.

Okay. Goody two shoes. I don't like lying. It's like that's just too much work. It's same. We've always said that it's like same thing with people being fake on social media. Yeah. Like you're telling me I'm going to go to a way to just like make something up. Oh, wait. Oh, my God. This totally fucking reminded me to talk about this real quick. That how I took a plan B this week.

Oh, I was going to bring that up, but like... I totally forgot to. I didn't know if that was like podcast information. No, people can know that. Oh, I love when something mad juicy is this far in. Yeah, me too. Only the real ones heard it. I know, only the real ones. Sam popped a plan B and didn't even tell me. Dude, I didn't even tell her because I thought she fucking saw me doing it. So New Year's Day, literally the fucking day of New Year's, we had a little bit of an incident. Yeah.

woke up that morning and i was like i need a plan b go get me one so i hop in the shower and he scoots over to cvs and this man's literally is in line so you know how you have to like unlock the plan b at cvs this man's in line with another man they don't know each other and the man in front of him was like oh like can you unlock the plan b and then my boyfriend goes oh actually me too so the two of them were getting plan b at the same time and i'm like oh damn like like is this i have i

I have two. Oh, really? See, you know, that would have been awesome if I knew, but maybe next time. Hopefully there is never a next time. Also, do they expire? I've had it for a while. Oh, I don't know. But anyways, I have not taken a Plan B in, I believe, maybe eight years. Good for you. So... Me neither, by the way. I had no idea how my body was going to respond to it because when I took it last time, I was on birth control, which fucking silly saying. Why were you even taking Plan B anyway? You're on birth control. You're fine. And so...

Obviously. I did the same shit. Yeah, like, I don't know, just, whatever. I was, like, six, like, 16, 17, like, whatever. Like, so, took it, and back then, I didn't feel anything. Like, there was nothing. Like, no symptoms or nothing. This time around, guys, I am down fucking bad, okay?

Took it on Monday. It hits like Wednesday, Thursday. I'm nauseous. Boobs are tender. And I am having like the worst spotting of all time. I'm like, what the fuck is going on? Didn't even like put two and two together. And then I was at my girl's dinner on Friday. And one of my friends actually wasn't even able to come to dinner on Friday because she also took a plan B. And she said she had been throwing up all day. And I'm like,

That's when I put two and two together. I was like, holy shit. Like, do I feel this way? Because I also took one because we took one the same day. I was like, fuck. Like, that's what it is. Yeah. Like, Sam is asking me about, like, this spotting. And again, she thought I apparently saw her take it in the kitchen. I, like, wasn't paying attention or didn't see it. So I didn't know that she did this. So then she's, like, asking about it. I'm like, oh, that's probably fine. And then she tells me. I'm like, bro, that's why. Yeah. That's literally why. That makes perfect sense. So I thought she saw. Well, I took the plan B in my...

And then she was sitting at the counter. So then I walked out with it in my hand and then just threw it in the, in the trash. So I thought, cause we were like conversating as I was like walking over to the trash and I threw it out and I thought like you saw, we're going to bring it up, whatever. It never did. So I just thought she saw whatever. And then we're walking over the weekend and,

after I had been spotting and I bring it up to her and she's like, no fucking shit. That's why. Like, I was like, Oh, like makes sense. Like fuck plan B, like really fucked me over. Like it does. A kid will fuck you over more. No. Yeah. Yeah. A hundred percent. And so I just want to say right now, like this is me being my realest, realest, realest person ever. I'm going to share with you. I took a fucking plan B and if you want to know, Oh Sam, what do you do for contraception? Blah, blah, blah. Yeah, that's it. And I fucking hated it.

Well, that's not what you do. You don't... I don't do it every time. It's if there's a... If there's an emergency. If there's a fuck up. There's a fuck up in the pullout game. Yep. And I will do that. You should. But I hated it. Every second of it. And I told him, I go, you're in timeout. I go, you're in timeout. You're literally an idiot. Has he been punished? He was punished. For how long? Like, two days. Three days. That's actually more than that. They're going to say, like, one day. I know. It's really hard. I'm not going to lie. My sex life is great. Yeah.

It's immaculate. No complaints. Good. Happy for you. That'd be weird if it wasn't.

I'd be like, what the fuck are you doing? I'm a fucking addict. It's bad. Mine is the opposite. Oh my God, guys. I love Yasso bars. They're literally so good. This is so random. Yeah, what? The Greek yogurt. And they said that they're going to send me a bunch. Don't we love that? So happy. But yeah, anyways, if your sex life wasn't good, that'd be really, that'd be a weirder thing to say. Yeah, that would be horrible. That'd be so horrible. That's why I broke up with my first ever, ever, ever, ever boyfriend. It's because like, I just like,

I just like couldn't. I was like not having it. Right. I actually have really deep things I need to unpack when it comes to my sex life. You talk about it with me. I will talk about it with you, but not on here. Okay. All right. Hey guys, I'm so hungry and that's about it for me. Take the plan B if you need to, but take a plan B if you need to work on yourself. Yeah. Work on yourself. Watch anyone but you.

And wear a pink top. And go to watch Salt Burn by yourself. Watch Salt Burn by yourself in a pink shirt. In a pink shirt. We should do this at the end of every episode. Watch Salt Burn in a pink shirt. Make a graphic of like someone in a movie theater in a pink shirt. Like a plan B. Hold a plan B. And being like literally me right now. With a blanket with no toes. With no socks on. Literally. In the reclining chair. Literally me. Me if you even care.

Me, if you even care. Kissing a computer? Hey, what are you doing tonight? Kissing a computer. Literally me. Literally me, why now? What are you doing Saturday? This, man. I have plants.

All righty. Bye, guys. Bye. Flight 562 is... Oh, my gosh. My gosh. Brooke, we're going to miss our flight. We didn't finish the promo. Can we just record it on the plane? I will not be that person. What if we record it in the bathroom? Ew, no. That is disgusting. Well, we'll just have to go off the cuff and tell everyone about our podcast right now called Gals on the Go. Well, we are two gals constantly on the move with weekly conversations about friendship, sex,

Navigating your 20s, relationships, trends, and just our exciting, chaotic lives. Brooke Michio and Danielle Carolyn, please come to the gate. Well, I think it's time to board now, but this should be enough, right? Yeah, I'm sure they won't use it. But in case they do, new episodes of Gals on the Go drop every Wednesday. Find us wherever you get your podcasts.