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Is this thing on? Bonnie, who used to be a former sex worker and now hosts the podcast, Dunblown. Most little girls grow up wanting to be doctors and lawyers and shit. And I was like, I want to be super hot, make a lot of fucking money and be a rock star's wife. That was my goal as a child. And here we are.
What's up you sexy motherfuckers welcome to another episode of dumb blonde what is it what's your tagline hey hey hey listen listen listen oh it's no hey no no hey all right let me redo it again okay no you're good we can just leave that listen listen Justin Nunley is in the house baby middle name's danger Justin danger and you got your face on your truck yeah I love that I mean
Do all the bitches just chase after you when they see it's your face? Yeah, I've got dents all down the side of me where women have been grinding on it. In that six-hour drive on the way here? They knew you were coming on the... I stopped at Bucky's and it took a lot longer than expected. Those Bucky's bitches get wild. They get loose. Absolutely insane. I'm a Bucky's bitch. It's the beaver. Yeah. It's definitely the beaver.
Justin, I'm so happy to have you. How are you? Thanks for having me on. Dude, I'm just, I'm happy for you to be here. I really don't. So I discovered you whenever we met you at the Opry. And I was like, who, who? And Jay was like, how do you not know who? Because Jay was a huge fan.
you know, fan. And he was like, how do you not know? My husband and I have completely different FYPs. So I got like the, the internet thoughts and the ass shakers and all the sexual shit. And he's got like all the comedians and like the funny shit. So when I met, when I met you, he's like, you don't know Justin. And I was like, no. And I went and I looked and I was like, this motherfucker's got it.
hella following. I was like, how do I not know him? And then we did like a skit with you and I was just like, he is so sweet. Like, we just loved your vibe. That night blew my mind because I was there with Gary Levox that night. Yes. And that was the first time. Yeah, that, oh, Gary. What'd you say? Daddy Gary. Daddy Gary. Yeah. He hates it when I call him daddy.
I got everybody on the internet calling him and Chad Kroger, daddy, chatty and daddy, Gary. There you go. Uh, no, that not was kind of my one. That was the first time that like crystal, my wife and kids had been backstage at the Opry. I'd been backstage once or twice before that. And, uh,
I seen Jelly Roll walking down the hallway. Well, I had never met Jelly Roll. We had never interacted or anything. I didn't even know he knew who I was. Right. So Gary and my youngest son is right in front of me. And I'm kind of just back here looking like the entourage, you know, Gary's entourage, you know, all y'all roll deep, you know, y'all, y'all pulled up in like a black Escalade and Jeeps and everything else. G wagons out here. Um,
So all of y'all rolled deep, right? It's just me and my boy Brent over here. Yeah. But he was walking down the hallway and he stopped to talk to Gary. And my youngest, Blake, was standing there. And after he got through talking to Gary, he looked up and he's like, holy shit, it's fucking Nunley. And I was like, dude knows who I am. Yeah. You know, that's pretty cool. And we got to talking and we got tickled about it. Me and Crystal still laughed about it because he was...
Jelly was just dropping F-bomb after F-bomb after F-bomb. And Crystal was standing right behind me with our oldest son. And I introduced him to, because he had already met Blake, and I introduced him to Bryant. He's like, motherfucker, how you doing and everything? And then Jelly looks back at Crystal and he's like, mama, I'm so sorry. I didn't mean to cuss in front of him. He's like, I love you, motherfucker. I thought it was very funny. That's my husband. We have no couth. We use the F word like um.
So if there's a space that we can fit a cuss word in, we're going to do it. And we do it unintentionally. I didn't realize I did it so much until I was on Bussin' with the Boys podcast. And I was like, holy shit, I've got to calm it down. It's a lot. Listen, did you know that they say that the more intelligent you are, the more you cuss? Yes, I have heard that. But...
I'm just like... I've met some dumb motherfuckers that cuss, though. Yeah, I was gonna say. There's a few motherfuckers I've met that make me question that theory. Right, right. For sure. Well, I want to get to know all about you. I want to know, like, where you're from, what you've done, even before you got on TikTok. Because I think...
I think a lot of people that follow creators like us, they just assume that we've just been online our whole lives and we didn't have a life before we became TikTok creators. No, you actually don't have a life after you get online. Literally. You know, like it's kind of crazy. Like you live online.
And then when you're online, when everybody's seeing you, you really don't have that much of an outside life anymore. Right. So it's kind of funny how that works. I'm from, I'm actually from North Alabama, a little town called Cherokee. Our graduating class was 69, I believe. So very, very small community. And it's, it's still, I think it's even smaller now than it was when we graduated. Yeah.
I would have never pinned you to be an Alabama boy. Roll Tide. I love that. You know what the Alabama state motto is, don't you? Something about cousins? The closer kin, the deeper in. Baby, Roll Tide.
I'm stealing that. The closer kin, the deeper in. The closer kin, the deeper in. And I can make fun of y'all because I'm one of y'all. Motherfucker. I'm stealing it. I'm going to fucking say that at a fucking family reunion or something. I'm just going to make it real weird. And we're not even from fucking Alabama. One thing about you that I didn't realize is you used to be a hairstylist. Oh, possibly. Was you? I went to beauty school, but I was a beauty school dropout. Really? Okay. Yeah. I used to do nails.
I mean, I'm kind of like my dad says a jack of all trades, master of none. Me too. Yeah. So I literally, I have done pretty much everything you can fucking think of. But the one thing I've always stuck with is social media. So like when my space came out, I had a following there and then I was a webcam girl. I've always been in the sex industry and we won't get into that, but.
And, you know, so I built my following being in the sex industry and then met Jay and we built our followings together. And now here we are, you know, so I've never been in the sex industry. I, you know, I found some of your nudes online. Yeah.
So the reason why I said it's your stay, I was getting my hair cut, right? And my hairstylist, her name's Khalees, shout out Khalees. She was like, listen, did you know that Bunny used to be a hairstylist? I said, I didn't know that. I love that. Beauty school dropout. I love when I hear things about myself, you know? Now you know. I think it's awesome. But yeah, no, definitely beauty school dropout. All right, so let's take it back. You were born in a small town in Alabama, high school, 69 people, graduate class.
How was your relationship with your family growing up? You got brothers, you got sisters. Good, very close family. Yeah, I come from a very close family. Not so much anymore, right? That's kind of how life works. Literally. You get older and drift apart and, you know, your matriarchs and patriarchs pass away and then people just kind of, you know, there's not that glue that's holding them in no more. But, you know, I grew up in a very, you know,
Southern religious household. I love that. So did I. But there wasn't really a whole lot of rules either. You know what I'm saying? Like it wasn't like overbearing type thing. You know, once I was able, old enough to drive and everything, I got kicked out of high school. I wasn't able to go to high school my junior and senior year because I was disruptive. What did you get kicked out of?
I was a class clown. Oh. Go figure. You, Justin? Go figure. Could never. I was always the most annoying person in a room trying to get people to laugh. Aw. Right? And so that's where I finally figured out how to make people laugh. Mm-hmm. And...
Here we are. Is that how you were in your family too? Like, were you like always trying to make everybody in your family laugh? So it just kind of, I can't believe they kicked you out for trying to be a class clown. Well, I mean, you know, I mean, I was always into something, nothing ever criminal, nothing they could ever like pin. So I got, I say I got kicked out. So what they wound up doing was they said, you can't come back here no more. Right. You can still play sports and everything, but we're going to send a teacher to your house. Right. Right.
For a 16, 17-year-old boy, I'm like, let's go because they're only coming to my house like two hours a day, three times a week. Right. I'm out frolicking, doing whatever the rest of that time. I love a good frolic. I love a frolic. Me too. We need to go frolic after this. We should go frolic. That's a good TikTok. Like to Antique Store? I mean...
Girl, you give me an Adderall and put me in an antique store, I am there for hours. Really? Just zeroing in on the dust. Oh, I'm just like, just thousand yards stare at everything I see. I love that. I actually do love antiques. I grew up collecting them, but I haven't gone to any antique stores as an older person.
You ever been to a flea market? I have. We have a bunch of them in Vegas. I love those. In Vegas, really? So I was thinking flea markets were more of a southern thing, like around Ripley, Mississippi. Yeah. If you're ever around Ripley. I don't know if they still do it or not, but it was like third Saturday or something. Yeah. And it was like a giant flea market.
flea market where you can buy like pigs and fucking just girl you can buy anything there shit you can probably buy a damn wife if you wanted to i'm going well damn it speaking of buying stuff this road that my gps had me come in to here right i came off 65 and came here
Those houses, those are the biggest damn houses I've ever seen in my life. I don't even think, I hadn't seen houses that big since Beverly Hillbillies. I'm pretty sure Jed Clampett would have been impressed by some of these houses around here. Did he come by from Murfreesboro? No? Oh, so did you pass? Yeah. Okay, that's where we live. Do not, do not put in. Yeah, just bleep it.
So you got kicked out of high school and what do you do after that? You're just a 16 year old boy who gets to see a teacher two hours a day. Yeah. Yeah. What are you doing? Frolicking. Just still frolicking. Yeah. I joined a car and truck club. Oh no.
It was called Twisted Nightmares. And our rival car and truck club called us the Twisted Nut Hairs. You know, funny how things will stick with you after all these years. You know, you know who you are. Yeah. You know who you are. Look at me now. Are you guys still friends? Are you friends with any of the rivals? No, I haven't talked to any of them in a long time. Gotcha. I really haven't, which I moved away. I spent about three years working.
um there after i graduated and uh working a lot of jobs like you said that you've had a lot of jobs like i bet i got you beat oh that's yeah i've listened i've got i think i had i think i worked 21 jobs
fired from some of them quit some of them cut a guy's finger off at one of them wow yeah we gotta hear this story well it was so it was my friend i told this i told the story on tiktok a while back i don't think i went in detail with it but uh my friend adam wimberly shout out dog uh we was working at the burger king you know the bk lounge as dane cook calls it
And I was working the specialty sandwich thing with the chicken sandwiches and stuff, you know, just doing my thing. Gourmet. Slinging that chicken. Love it. And he was working the front. They never put me on front, I guess, because they didn't think I was responsible enough. They probably thought you were going to crack jokes all day. Probably, probably. Or just not take it serious at all, you know. And so he came walking through the kitchen area.
to go on his break and he wound up, he shot me a bird.
So I am going to retaliate. Now, we're friends, right? So I grab a knife, right? Okay, now I think I'm 16, maybe 17 at the time. So the frontal lobe has not developed here, you know, of what could go wrong with me grabbing a knife, right? So I've always been kind of jumpy, like if you jump out and scare me or whatever. I hate that. I've got this knife up like this right here, and I'm walking into the break room. And when I did, he had an empty cup, and he acts like he's going to throw it on me. And I go...
Blood hit the ceiling. Yeah, it was. So he did it. Get sewn back on. Yeah. OK, so he was in the army. I think he was like a sniper or something in the army. Oh, my God. Well, with the finger or the nub. Yeah. Wow. No, the finger finger. Yeah. They put it back on. Oh, God. Isn't that crazy that you can lose a limb and get it sewn back on? It's insane. Crazy. Absolutely crazy. You're a psychopath. Yeah. That your first instinct is.
He said, yeah, that your first instinct when somebody's going to throw something on you is to slice their finger. No, it was just a reaction. Like he scared me. So that's why I said you're a psychopath because you didn't even think about that. You were just like, maybe that's crazy. I like that. It's hot. I mean, money's money. I mean, some girls like it. Now we know why the danger is in your middle name. That's right. That's right. You know what?
All right, after you're chopping people's fingers off, what are you doing after that? Did they let you stay at work? No. Oh, so the ending of that story was it was a Friday night. It was very busy. We shouldn't have been fucking around in the kitchen anyways. We had too much stuff to do. And drive-thru's backed up. Now we've got to do without a finger. And somebody else having to carry him to the hospital. Why they didn't just call an ambulance, I don't know. But they didn't want to pay that money.
So I went to the manager at the time, who I still know to this day. Is he still managing BK? Huh? Is he still a manager there? No, she wasn't. She's not. I don't know what she does now. Okay. I just see her at church when I go back home because they go to the same church now. Wow. So it was Friday night. We had a good-sized crew. We was ready to sling the BK burgers. Yeah.
And when I cut his finger off, I went to her. And of course, she was in panic mode because we've got all these customers waiting. Now we've got blood to clean up, you know. It's a fucking circus, right? And I said, am I going to get fired for this? And she was like, I don't know. I'm going to have to talk to the general manager. And I was like, oh, that's the answer. I'm getting fired. I was like, I quit. You know, so I walked out. Shitty move, right? I should have stayed, you know.
Once again, frontal lobe was not developed. I don't think it still is fully developed. But, you know, I left and I don't know what happened that night. I went to the hospital with him. Yeah. Oh, okay. Well, good. I was going to say at least you hung in there with your friend. I did. I did. Yeah, when he got discharged, we went and tried to pick up hose. Oh, so he probably used that as like a pickup line, right? Oh, 100%. He just had his finger cut off and like, oh, feel sorry for me. Here, suck it.
Yeah. Yeah. I love that. They're not, they're not getting to second base, but you know, I mean, I went straight to third. That's how my mind works. I'm like, here you go. Um, sorry. Justin's like, well, I don't want to talk about sex at all. And I'm just over here making sexual. I was just talking about baseball. What were you talking about? So moving on from burger King and car clubs and chopping people's fingers off. Well,
What do you do in the small town in Alabama? So after I graduated, I wound up... Wow, so you did end up graduating. I did graduate, yes. Amazing. Yep, yep. I didn't drop out of school. I'm just saying. Good. You know, us dropouts, we're a different breed. No, so once I graduated, I worked steel building construction. I'm telling you, I worked a lot of jobs. Yeah. I worked at Chuck E. Cheese, Burger King, Piggly Wiggly, worked for Landscape and Company. So after I graduated, I worked for steel building construction. Mm-hmm.
animal shelter. I was a, I was an animal enforcement officer. I look like, yo, I was fat. Okay. Not judging anybody. This guy, a few extra pounds, but look, I look like, I look like Farva in this uniform. Like I will have to send you a picture of it. I got to see it. I'll send it to you. Please send it to us so we can put it up. Yeah. Um,
I wanted to be a cop. I wanted to be a police officer, right? That's why you and Udi get along. Right. Well, we don't get along. I just tolerate him. I mean, does anybody ever get along with Udi? Udi's great people. He's a sweetie pie. Awesome guy. Awesome guy. But so, you know, I worked at a police department for a little while, working dispatch and went and did ride-alongs like every Friday night and Saturday night. And then...
You know, got my real job and been doing that for 18 years now. So let's talk about it because you've never really publicly spoken about this. And I think it's like so admirable and fucking awesome. Go ahead. Let's drop this little gem of knowledge on everybody. So I have been active duty Air Force for the past 18 years. Aww.
I love that. I've got two more years until I can retire from active duty. A lot of people are going to get in the comment section and talk about the beard. I've got a medical condition, right? So it doesn't let me shave every day because of skin or whatever. But yeah.
So you're not allowed to have beards in the Air Force? No, in the military, no, unless you've got like a religious waiver or a medical waiver or something. Gotcha. Okay, I never knew that. I think that's so admirable. Why have you kept that hidden from everybody? Okay, it's time to commit.
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Because I wanted to...
I wanted to get my following based off my personality and not my profession. Right. You know, because the, my profession's not always going to be there. Right. It's going to be gone in two years. You know, um, I, I've, I've started, I started to get out not too long ago, uh, at, at 18 years and get no pension, no medical benefits or anything. And I, you know, um, I had already signed the paperwork to get out, um,
and I woke up at 3 a.m. on a random like Wednesday night in a panic attack and I was like I don't I don't think I can do this like am I making a bad decision and I woke Crystal up and she's like why in the hell are you waking me up at 3 a.m. we need our beauty sleep yeah I was like I think I'm fucking up like
Should I get out? Should I stay in? And she's always been very supportive. She's like, whatever you think. Whatever you think, I'm behind you. I got your back and everything. And I wound up at 3.30 a.m.,
sending a email to my commander and pulling the paperwork back. So I'm going to do my... Well, we appreciate you. It's a struggle, though, balancing everything because, like, I mean, I've still got all those responsibilities over there. And then, you know, as you know, you know, the online stuff is very time consuming. Like, I mean, it's basically like I have three full-time jobs because, you know, I've still got, you know, family. I've got two kids. I've got a nine-year-old and a, you know, 13-year-old. So...
let's rewind. Cause we're going to dive into some more of those, those issues, not issues, those, um, highlights in a second. But, um, what made you get into the air force? Were you just kind of like looking for somewhere to belong? I don't know. Yeah. You know, people, nobody in your family was in the air force or anything. My granddad was, but that wasn't like a driving factor of why I went in. My, one of my granddads was in the air force. Southern was in the army. Um,
My granddad that was in the Air Force served during peacetime. He didn't get deployed or anything. My other grandfather fought in the Korean War. But none of that was like, it wasn't ever like expected. Like I'm the only one in my family that joined the military. For what reason, I don't know. I still don't know. I just walked into a recruiter's office one day, maybe just lost, not knowing what I'm going to do. Looking for somewhere to belong. Yeah. And, you know, I went in the delayed entry program.
Um, and you know, a few months later I was in San Antonio, Texas at basic training. Oh my gosh. Was that like a,
shock to you like because you were like kind of like a free bird well i was i was 21 when i went in right so i had i had kind of lived a little bit you know looking back now i still a baby i had no clue what i was doing um people get mad at me for saying that but when you're 21 you're literally two years away from being a teenager yeah like you're a baby if you think you have it figured out at 21 yeah you don't no absolutely you ain't got a clue couldn't agree um the uh
Yeah, it was a shock. It really was. Just for the simple fact that, you know, I had grew up in a very small town, okay? Like I said, graduating class of 69. So the same people that I went to kindergarten with were the same people I graduated with. There wasn't a lot of turnover there or anything. Right. So like you only know like...
you know, basically a handful of people your entire life. And now you're through into, you know, this, you know, melting pot of, you know, different cultures, different backgrounds, you know, and it, uh, it, yeah, it was, it was,
weird, I guess. Yeah. You know, what was your first day of like basic training? Like, like, was it, do they start screaming at you from the get go and like trying to whip you into shape? No, they're like nice. Like the, so they don't yell at you. It's an air force. Okay. So there's going to be the conversation going, the Marines do, I'm sure, you know, but like the air force, like the, the first like night you get there and everything like they're stern. Yeah. And, and, um, but it's real chill.
And we got our plane flew in late. So they let us actually sleep in the first day. So when I woke up, it was already sunlight outside. And I was like, this basic training thing ain't gonna be so bad after all. Right. They let us sleep in, cooked us a late breakfast. Right. And everything, I guess it, you know, looking back now, like they had to let us get a certain amount of sleep. And, um,
Yeah, that second day, though. That's when they were like, it's real life, baby. Let's go. Yeah. And it's all about, you know, it's all about building that structure. Right. You know, basically letting you know that you don't know shit about what's going on. Right. And just relying on them for everything. Yeah. And I mean, it was good.
He said it was good. I wouldn't want to do it again. Yeah. But it was, it was a good experience. Are you happy that you decided to serve and that, that, that like has molded your life in some way? Yeah. Is that question fair? I don't know if that's ever fair to ask somebody who's served our country. Yeah. I don't, I don't, I wouldn't know any other way. You know what I'm saying? Like I've been doing it for 18 years now. Yeah. So like, um, that's a long time. That's a marriage. It is. Yeah. I mean, it is, it is insane. Um,
Yeah, I would say so because the experiences that I've gotten and the places that I've seen, the places that I've gone, it, yeah, I wouldn't have got to do any of that had I not been in the military. Like some of the stuff that my parents have gotten to do, you know, because they, my parents, they grew up, they're in the same town. They still live in the same town. Like I was,
I grew up in the same house that my parents still live in today. Right. You know, so like, um, I think it, I think it's been really good for me and my, my immediate family and then my extended family because they've, they've gotten to do a lot of, a lot of stuff that they wouldn't have got to do either.
Yeah. And then the friends you've made along the way, you know? Absolutely. I mean, those people. And the lessons you've learned and just the structure that, you know, obviously you needed in your life too. Needed it bad. Yeah. For sure. So we were, I just said something about marriage. Let's talk about marriage. When did you meet Crystal? I think, I think I was maybe four and she was eight.
So not even joking, we grew up in the same church. Really? Yeah, growing up. I don't really know exactly those ages or whatever. I've known Crystal for as long as I can remember. Now, she's four years older than me. She's old. Don't you ever say that about her. But yeah, and we never like...
I always joke. I'm like, yeah, she knew she wanted me back in the youth group and everything. She was like, no, I did not. You know, cause I was always a disruptive guy. And after I'd been in the air force for a couple of years or whatever, my mom decided to play matchmaker. So you guys met in at church. You guys didn't like go to school together or anything like that. I love that. You have a lot of old fashioned family values instilled in you for being as kind of like
uh like i don't want to say crazy but kind of like off the wall as you are online like you really are kind of like just a down-home boy yeah yeah yeah i mean i was raised with like very like you know those christian values you know i still go to church you know and there's nothing wrong with that i think that's amazing we need more men like that in the world
especially nowadays and all this online shit. So you guys met when you were four or eight. And then after you had been in the air force, mom decided to play matchmaker. Take me on that ride. So mom decided to play matchmaker and, um, she's, I was, I was in, uh, Qatar. I was deployed at the time.
And mom said, hey, I gave Crystal Taylor your mailing address or whatever. And she sent me a couple letters. I sent her a couple back. We emailed a little bit. And this was back during MySpace days. This was before Facebook or anything like that. And it's weird how far technology has come. Insane. I miss MySpace, to tell you the truth. Yeah.
It was like so simple and like Tom was everybody's friend. I read a stat the other day that it was kind of weird that like how many people still visit my space every month, how many hits he gets a month. Like it's insane. Is the platform still up? Yeah. Wow. I need to go see if my old profile is still up. It's a lot of hits. Yeah. What were, what was your name on my space?
Hell if I know. You don't remember? I remember it all. How do I remember all that shit? I don't. I don't remember anything. Like I, we,
Which, I mean, these past, what, two, three years has been a whirlwind for me. Crazy. Well, let's talk about Crystal real quick and then we'll get into your whole TikTok thing. Back to Crystal. I tried to pull her off of it, Crystal. So you guys met. She started emailing you and writing you and all that stuff. She was like a cougar. Just ready to pounce. I love them cougars. Those are my peeps. I love them.
I love a good cougar. Yeah. Um, so she pretty much just wanted you. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. She wanted it. It was like animal magnetism. We know. And so, uh, you know, we, we emailed, wrote back and forth or whatever. And then when I came back from deployment, um,
I took her out. Right. And, and funny enough, like the, the first date, I know this sounds crazy as hell, but I'm, I'm not, I promise. I told her on the first date, I was like, I'm going to, I'm going to marry you. Justin, we know you're crazy. You chop a motherfucker's finger off, you know? So, so six months later we were married. And you just had that, that you just knew you went on the first date and you were just like, I'm going to marry you and you're my bitch. Yeah. I love that. Did you hear her?
i love that now you guys have two kids two kids we've got a nine-year-old and a 13-year-old yeah we got to meet them at the opry that one night they're sweethearts your whole family is just so sweet brian is a lot like crystal crystal's very quiet shy and reserved right so my oldest is just like her looks just like me the youngest acts just like me like i have to check him in public all the time like he is he's your karma it's bad it's
It's like, no, he's a good kid. Don't get me wrong. He's very tender hearted. Very good kid. But yo, he has not learned there's a time to and a time not to. This is, you know, at the funeral is not a good time to be cracking wiener jokes. You know, my kind of guy. Yeah, he can come hang out anytime. It's I'm telling you. No, you'd be ready to give him back. Blake's wild. Him and Blake and Blake and Gary are big buddies.
Oh, Gary, Daddy Gary. I'm trying to get Daddy Gary on the podcast. I think he's scared. Is he? He might be. Well, maybe after he sees this, he might change his mind. I hope so. I'll put in a good word. I'll be gentle with him. I've been trying to do more country music artists so that he'll trust me. Trying to lure him in slowly. Yeah, it's...
Get him into my lair. No, just leave it. Leave a trail like a Hansel and Gretel trail. Like, uh, what is it? Uh, is it skull? What is it? He dips. It's, uh, I forget what it is. It's like even a cheaper off brand skull. I'll get it. Yeah. That's a tick tock. Just trying to lure in daddy Gary. That'd be hilarious. So speaking of tick tock, you have a massive following on tick tock. How many followers? Uh,
I don't know. How do you not know? I know what mine are. I think maybe 6.2, 6.3, 6.5. I don't know. That's a lot. I don't know. It's a lot of people that are tuning into you, buddy. I think it's over 10 million total online. Yeah. Take me on this journey. I don't know. I don't know.
I don't have a damn clue what I'm doing. You're genuine and you're funny. Yeah, I mean, it's... And that's scary in itself in 2023, trying to be a comedian. In 2023, shit, I don't know what I can and can't say anymore. Yeah, everybody's fucking offended. I'm confused as hell. Yeah, everybody gets offended. I get in trouble for shit I say. I don't even care about those people anymore. Yeah, you can't. You know, people that are perpetually offended over everything. Yeah, yeah.
If, if, listen, one of my really good friends, I'm not going to name drop him. You, you probably know him very well. Right. But he gave, I called him one time and I was like, bro, I was like, they're starting to get to me. Right. And ever since he told me this, they have never gotten to me again. And he said, he said, just remember this offense can only be taken. It cannot be given. If they are offended by something that you said, and your intent was, you know, to make others laugh and happy, you know,
that's not your problem. That's theirs. Yeah. Right. And ever since then, that's kind of what I've adopted. Um, and if I, if I say something in my, everything that I have ever said or done online, right. I have always done to try to make others laugh and happy. People are struggling. You do it with,
a pure heart you do it with good intention yeah and you and jelly know this because y'all see it all the time you know uh people people are struggling people have a rough time yeah you know people there's enough sadness in the world like can we fucking all collectively have a smile yeah like is that so bad coming after people that are trying to make others happy literally you know there's plenty of shitty people you can go after go after them go waste your because i'm not going to give you the time of day yeah for sure
I'll throw everybody a bone here every now and then because it's always good engagement. That's what I tell everybody. I'm like, if you're going to talk shit to me, I'm going to use it to make money. I don't anymore. Yeah. And let me tell you why I don't. Because I think a lot of these people, a lot of these people that...
that, you know, want to hate and like always throw shade your way. I think they get comedy. It's not that they don't get comedy. They get it. I kind of beg to differ. I feel like some of these people fucking have the personality of a dry sock. Oh, I agree. You know? I agree. But some of these, some of these like professional trolls. Mm-hmm.
I think what their main goal is, is to, what a title, right? Professional troll. They're there. You, Hey, wait, as soon as I said that you had somebody in your mind, I mean, just everybody online, right? Literally everybody. Yeah, actually I'm going through it this week.
Do you want to say it and then we can have John scrub it? No, it's fine. Do you want to tell me? No, I'm just going through. Do you want to lay down on the couch and tell me about it? We can lay down on the couch. I'm a doctor. Do you want to play doctor? Yeah. I love how he's like, yeah. Yeah.
So I think, I think what their main, a lot of these people main goal is to try to that they don't have the talent or the charisma or the know-how to build a platform. Right. And the only way that they will get a platform like that is if they get your platform. So once you say their name or read their comment or something, you just gave that person that you cannot stand your platform for those 30 seconds to
Otherwise, they would have had nothing. You know what I'm saying? So I don't even give them the satisfaction of me saying their name or reading their comment. Yeah. No, that actually hits home because I've been going through it this week where I'm just getting attacked online for no fucking reason. They'll stop if you stop responding. I know. Jay yelled at me last night. He's like, you got to just stop. And I try to always respond.
tactfully and like gracefully, but it just gets to a point where it's like, how many times can I fucking defend myself? Go fucking tell it on the mountain. You know how many times I've called Kelsey?
I'm like, girl, what are you doing right now? Right. I love, we talked about Kelsey earlier. I love her to death. Perfectly Kelsey. She is a, she is a beautiful soul. She is a really good person. And I don't care what you think about her. It ain't gonna change my opinion of her. I know her personally said, don't even, you know, she's, she's a great person. A lot of these people that people, you know, constantly come after are, are, are good people. Yeah. Right. And they're just taken out of context. Yeah. Mm.
Yeah. One hundred percent. Yeah. It's got to be different, though, for a female creator. Yeah. Because women are more. This podcast is brought to you by eHarmony, the
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Sign up today. Women tend to hold on to things a little bit longer than men, right? Especially like if I like have some beef with somebody, like I may not even tell Crystal about it. I'm like, yeah, you know, because like I'll be over it. If that person comes to me and they apologize, I'm over it. That's how I am. Appreciate it, right? Most women will hold on to that and they're like, well, you remember back in 1995 when you said this? Like, I don't remember that. You know what I'm saying? So I think, I don't know.
Do you think it's different being a... I feel like being a woman creator, I get attacked by men more. Really? So I literally get attacked by men online all day, every day. Way more. I have so much... My whole following is women. For what? Oh, men are just... She's a gold digger. It's just the same shit. She's a hoe. She was a whore. She's a gold digger. You're not a gold digger? No. No.
My husband was the fucking gold digger, okay? I loved y'all's documentary on Hulu, by the way. If you haven't watched it, y'all got to watch it. That is a phenomenal documentary.
yes I'm so proud of him I appreciate him so much I'm proud of both of y'all like one thing that I tell people because everybody asks me they're like how is Jelly and Bunny right and I always tell them the same thing I'm like they are the most genuine like down to earth people that I have met that is in the position that they're in like I really feel like like if I was up near Nashville and my car broke down I could
pick up my phone and call you or jelly. And y'all would either come pick me up on the side of the road or jelly would show up with wrenches to help me fix it. You know, that's the type of people y'all are. Yeah. So, and I really appreciate y'all being like that. No, I, and we, we feel like the same way about you guys and your family. You guys really just like salt of the earth humans. Um,
But let's take it back to when did you... She's like, stop talking about me. We want to talk about you. I always do that. Everybody always says that. Let's take it back though. When did you get on TikTok? What year? Well, during the pandemic. Everybody got on in 2020. Yeah. Like literally, that's when we were like, okay. I think that was like where the personality stood out. You either became a fucking troll or you became a fucking creator. Well, see, I didn't do anything with it for like months and months and months. Same. I was the same way.
I refused. I was like, I'm not getting on fucking TikTok. I ain't doing that. It's a bunch of teenage girls. Yeah. I was like, I'm not dancing and fucking shaking my ass. I had never done any kind of content or anything, but I was scrolling one day and I seen a dude telling a joke and, and he's a pretty decent sized creator, right? I won't mention his name. Me and him are mutuals now, but I was scrolling through and I seen somebody telling a joke and I was like, and it had like a bunch of views and like people were just praising him. And I was like,
thought the comedic timing wasn't even that good. Like, I can do this better. So I started doing videos. I started doing joke videos with Crystal. When I first started out, it was me standing with the forward-facing camera and Crystal behind me. I'm like, hey, Crystal, you want to hear a joke? And she'd always say, no, not really. And I'd be like, yeah, I don't care. And then I would tell the joke, right? So that's where that, yeah, I don't care comes from. And then, you know,
it's like, like we talked about earlier, you know, 2020, 2021, uh, it's not a good time to be telling jokes because you don't have a damn clue what you can say anymore. You know, it may be fine today. Tomorrow it's, you know, not good. Literally it can be used against you. Have you ever been canceled? Oh yeah. He said, Oh yeah. Oh, you're part of the council club too. Everybody is. I love that. Um, well, and like, I think the, the,
uh biggest i ever got canceled was a video that me and blake did um and it was a mom with her baby and she was she she was trying to elicit a response right right she's like this is my baby and the baby couldn't even talk she's like this is my baby and and he's gay right so me and blake stitched the video and i said this is my son and he's gay and he said no the hell i ain't and i laughed and the video ended not homophobic in the least like i could care less what you do with your life yeah
Like you're not allowed to not be gay. Right, right. And people, people got tore down over that video. I mean, it got, I made a lot of good friends out of that video, but I was just like, it still blows my mind of like how many people got offended over that video. And, and it's like, it's like, yo, if you look at the video, it's not, you know,
it was not said in a way that was like, Oh, it's wrong. If you are, you know, like judge, not lest you be judged. I don't care what you do. You know, like we've all got our own downfalls and everything. And I don't even consider that a downfall. Do you live your life? Like you want to live it. Yeah. Right. Um,
But, you know, it's 2020s. But does anybody ever really get canceled? No, canceling's fake. It really is. People are mad at you. They get mad at you and you get a ton of hate for like a week and then it goes away. A person can't get canceled. A brand can. Yeah. And we're seeing that right now, you know, with the whole Bud Light controversy or whatever. Yeah. But no, a person getting canceled, no. Yeah. Because either you...
What are you going to do? You're going to come take my phone away from me? Yeah. Right. Going to put me in timeout. And it goes back to that whole thing like we were just talking about. Like, look at the intent of the person telling the joke. Like, was that person's intent to be hateful? Or was that person's intent to make others laugh and make others happy? Yeah. It's not hard to figure out. Yeah. People look for just the bad in everything. Oh, 100%. There's literally like just...
There's good and bad people who people who love us and there's people who are just waiting for us to post to pick it apart Was there ever a point where you looked at your online following and you're like, holy shit balls This is getting to be a lot like just like how many the number, you know? So I I have three point seven on one and one point eight on the other and I'm just like I can't believe this many people even care You know, like it's just insane. So I
that first account that I had where I would tell crystal jokes, I had like 600,000 followers and, um, I, it got permanently banned one day. And it was just as I had found that little niche of like stitching videos and saying, yeah, I don't care, you know, and then given a fun fact. Right. And, um,
every one of those videos was going viral at that moment so that video my that that account got taken down i already had like i felt like a head start right you know i had 600 000 followers and that account got banned they took one of mine too tiktok back in the day used to fucking just ban you right or nothing well and i i had a lot of community guidelines violations from some of the jokes yeah you know um stuff that i didn't know that i couldn't you know joke about or whatever um
But I went through like the whole, you know, stages of grief in about two hours with that. Like, you know, the acceptance, denial, you know, anger and everything. And I had a backup account. Well, it was Crystal's account.
um, you know, just crystal Nunley. And it had, I think like 3000 followers on it. People that had just followed her for me. And I, I jumped on it and I was just doing a live, you know, Hey guys, submit tickets for me, submit tickets for me. And somebody came on there and they was like, dog, why are you even bothering? We already got your account banned. Um,
Right. And, and it lit a fire under me. Yeah. I ended the live, got off the live, started pumping out videos. 30 days later, I had 3 million followers. Wow. That's crazy. Absolutely lit a fire. Like, tell me I can't do something and I'm going to prove you wrong every time. Absolutely. Every fucking time. I think after that first 30 days, like I was just like, let's fucking go. Yeah.
That's amazing. And now look at you. Like, do you ever. OK, so when you do retire from being in the Air Force, are you going to do social media full time? I think what my my goal is, what kind of what never, you know, never tell God your plans. Right. You know, he'll laugh at you. But, you know, what what I think I would like to do is stand up.
That'd be awesome. So I've been, I'm really good at public speaking. Like I can stand in front of, you know, 500,000 people and wouldn't even get nervous. Like it does not bother me at all. And I've preached a good bit. Like every time somebody dies back home, they, Justin, will you preach the funeral? Yeah.
And, you know, because I kind of keep it lighthearted a little bit, you know, but still, you know, honor that person's memory and everything. So anytime there's like a public speaking type thing, like I always get thrown into it. Stop asking me to do those. It sucks. Yeah, that's got to be just terrible. But so I've always been really good at public speaking. I think I'd be very good at stand up. So that's probably...
probably the route I'll go. That's amazing. Uh, Danae Hayes was just on the podcast and she's looking into going into standup too. I'll have to introduce you guys. How do you guys know each other? You guys are, you would be hilarious. I've seen, I've seen some of her videos. She used to play a softball for Alabama, right? I do know that. And you know, I'm a big roll tide. I love that. Um, Jay just did a celebrity softball game and he called me and he's like,
baby, I need a girl who's good at softball. I said, well, I know one, she's a lesbian and she played pro softball. And he was like, call her. So they went and fucking, they won like the champion. So he played with her, I think Mandy, just a whole bunch of celebrities. Like it was really cool. Yeah, I kept up with that softball thing. Like I used to play some softball back in the day. Did you? Damn.
Oh, no, Danae did. Jelly didn't ask me to play. That's cool. Next year. Next year for sure. I don't know. My back's broken down now. I'm a, yeah.
You don't want to elaborate? I'm getting old. I'm getting old. Oh, I didn't know if you hurt yourself or fell off a fucking aircraft or something. No, no. Not a cool story. I don't go around the aircraft. I build bombs. Is that what you do? Yeah, so it's a little career field called munitions, ammo. We short, you know, ammo for short. Justin, why do you hide all this? This is so cool. I don't know. It's hot. A lot of people are going to think this is attractive. Oh, yeah? Yeah. Is it hot? Yeah.
you build bombs like that's crazy well i mean no like let's not get it twisted like i'm not smart i'm not in there you know mixing the chemicals and shit we're just like they're like they're like you know already like a big a big bomb and we're just like putting lego pieces on it to make it blow up but still that's amazing that you are you know you fight for our country and you build the fucking ammo that our country fights with like that's really dope
Warheads on foreheads. There we go. My favorite, my favorite military saying in our career field is for our penetrator bombs. It's penetration before detonation. I love that. Yeah. That applies with sex too. I was going to say, I was going to tell that to my husband next time. Yeah. Next time Jay gets into bed and wants some fucking. Penetration before detonation. He's like.
He's going to be like, what the fuck is wrong with you? So I'm always saying like weird ass shit to him. So what can we look forward to in the next year for you? Hell, if I know. You just fly by the seat of your pants. Love that. I do. Just fucking let's roll. Don't have a clue what I'm doing. That's amazing. I think that's the way to live. It is. Because I swear, the more you try to control the narrative, it just, the universe is always like, nope, not happening. No, no, just like...
balancing all that with my ADHD. Why don't you tell them about how you almost missed the podcast today? So that was your fault. I'm going to say it was your fault. Yeah. Even though it was totally my fault. So when we initially, it was last week, wasn't it? In just one week time in my head, this shit got so jumbled up. But so we, you had originally said the 20th, right? Which was yesterday, right? And you said, no, no, no, I've got a photo shoot. Let's do it on the 21st. I said, okay.
And then you book the, you book the Airbnb for the 21st and the 22nd. Right. And, and I don't know why in my head, I was like, Oh, she wants me there a day early and we're doing the podcast. I never looked back to see the date. I was like, she's wanting me there a day early to make sure I'm there. Right. And then, you know, I'm, uh, go do the podcast and then we've got the room that next night, you know, and then we roll off the next day. And yeah, I was wrong. No, you, she, Bunny hits me up.
at like 11 o'clock and she's like, she's like, Hey, just make sure you made it in town. I'm like, it's kind of, kind of an odd question to ask a day early, but no, I'm not here yet. I'm in Montgomery or was I in Birmingham? I'm not sure. You said I'm a few hours away and I was like, it was already 1130 and I was like, we got to start a podcast at two. I was like, few hours. So I was still confused. I was like, I was like, yeah, I'm, I'm in Birmingham. I thought I was in Birmingham and I said, you know, I'll be in probably about two o'clock and she said, she, she,
It kind of, her, you know, where it shows that she's texting, it's just dot, dot, dot. And I was like, did I fuck this up? So I text her back. I'm like, the podcast is tomorrow, right? And then all I get is, no, it's today. Oh, I got this. No, I wasn't mad at all. I actually needed the extra hour of sleep. So that's why I was like, if you want to do tomorrow, that's fine too. Tomorrow we have like, I think Jason Alexander, Britney Spears, ex-husband coming on. So.
We could have just fit you in right away, but I'm happy that you made it here today. You've got to ask him about all these conspiracy theories surrounding her. I am. Are you going to be able to? Oh yeah, for sure. He's ready to talk. He said he's been talking to her. Oh really? Mm-hmm.
So we'll see. I mean, he does interviews with the huge fucking like news outlets. Have you seen the guy? And I don't even know if he still has an account anymore where he was like, he was basically trying to say that her and Justin Timberlake like died. Yeah. I'm going to ask him all this. Literally. I'm going to just go down all the conspiracy theory questions and just be wild. Yeah. I just, you know, it's so hard to,
to know if anybody's telling the truth these days. You don't have a clue. At all. I don't trust any... I do not trust anything unless I see it with my own two eyes in person. Yeah. Because stuff can be chopped up and cut up and everything. Well, people lie on me all the time. Yeah. So it's like I can only imagine being in Britney Spears' fucking... You know, people are probably just from her past or just trying to always...
you know, some sort of tea on her just to spill it. So it's wild. Yeah. I can only imagine. Yeah. For what gang? Yeah. We'll see. We'll see though. I love to have them on the podcast. So we'll see how that goes. That's fine. Justin, I'm so happy you made it today. Thanks for having me, dude.
Come back anytime. I told you we could make it a full hour without talking about sex. I mean, I almost had a couple slip ups. We had a slip up or two, but it's fine. We're going to go play doctor though, right? Yes. Okay. Yes. I'm a professional bomb builder, amateur gynecologist. So you're good with your hands. Yes. Very good with your hands. Do you think gynecologists get tunnel vision? Listen, I was, hold on. I was a gynecologist for a day. Huh? Huh?
Hold up. We're not ending the podcast yet. So tell us about this. I was a gynecologist for a day. And can I tell you that I never knew I have a vagina? Okay. I didn't know that when it's spread open and there's documentation of me doing this, putting the thing in, spreading the whole open and having to put a fucking Q-tip up there. It looked like whenever you take a turkey and you go to stuff it for Thanksgiving.
And then my intrusive thoughts won and I was like, oh, it's kind of like a turkey, you know? Cause it's just, I just, it's exactly what it looked like. And I was like, there is no way in hell that mine looks like this. And I mean, I guess they all do when they're just spread out. It looks like a catfish. Oh God. Like when you, you, you catch catfish and you're holding them with your finger. I've never caught a damn catfish. Catch catfish and look down at its mouth. Oh my, just ridge. Oh God. Oh my God.
Yeah, no, it was definitely an experience. What put you into this position of being a gynecologist for a day? So I do a series. Would you like the sex worker micro? No, no, no. Like dirty jobs? Yes, exactly. Yeah. So it's called Working Girl. Oh, really? Yeah. I go and I do. Nailed it. Yep. I go and I do different jobs where the first one was we went down on a farm and I had to
be a farm girl for a day. And that was fucking hilarious. Cause I'm a city girl. And then the second one, we haven't made filmed anymore after this. Cause we've just been so busy. But the second one was, I was a gynecologist for the day. Cause my, one of my doctors was like, yeah, come use my practice. And I have patients who want to meet you and they're going to let you, you know, examine. How long ago was this being? Um,
um about a year oh really where can i find this footage we'll send it to you okay we'll send you the episode it's fucking hilarious there's something else you got to send me i've already hit jelly up we'll talk about it after this yeah yeah actually i'm gonna have you call him and ask him yourself bet yeah because i think it'll be more special oh no no no different from that oh okay gotcha yeah we'll talk no you remember was you at that was you with opry with us when he performed with gary
Uh, he's performed with Gary a couple of times. I kind of, I went to the first one. No, you weren't there. You weren't there that night. Yeah. No, not the night that y'all had all the, like, I think, I think jelly bought out like, uh, what was it? The cracker barrel that night? Probably.
He's ridiculous. I love that dude. He's so funny. But no, it was the night that he came in to perform with Gary, one of Gary's songs. Yeah. He loves Gary. Like he loves, loves, loves Gary. Like that's his boy.
Jay loves everybody. Like my husband is just a big old fucking teddy bear. Well, I grew up on haystack and jelly. Wow. I never knew that. That takes it away. Well, I grew up listening. Not with them. So this jelly is the one you grew up on. Yeah. Love that. Shout out Native in Nashville for making me this shirt, by the way. Our girl Amber.
Tell people where they can find you if they don't know who you are already. What's your social medias and plug those? Xvideos.com. Yeah. Is that even still a thing? I used to upload my part on there. Oh, it's still there. It's still there. I just used it the other day. While you were driving from Birmingham. You can find me. You can find me. Yes. What are those little boxes that you can plug into your car? They be advertising it that you can watch Netflix on your screen on your TV. People ain't watching Netflix on their screens. No.
While they're driving? They're watching buttholes. I love buttholes. You know they are. I'm a good, I love a good butthole. Do you know everybody has their own unique butthole print? Yeah, it's like a fingerprint. Yeah, it's weird, ain't it? Yeah. Do you know that you can have chocolates made into your butthole print? Yes, everybody sends me that fucking ad because they want me to do it.
We should do it. That should be an episode of me making chocolate buttholes. Who's going to make the mole? You. On my butthole. You waxed my vagina before. She's waxed my fucking one pussy lip. She got one pussy lip. After that, I was like, I'm not coming. His manager's like, okay. Who did the other one? Huh? Or did you just go in there looking like Cruella de Vil? I went and got it professionally waxed after that. One done, one done. Women that wax their beavers at home on their own are fucking crazy.
Crazy savages like there's no way it fucking hurts so bad. I was just like bro. I was crying Well, you're having down hair ripped off on a lip. That's like having hair ripped off your ball. I
Yeah, no, thank you. I'm good. Sensitive, thin skin. No, thank you. All right. So back to dropping your socials. What are they? Your manager's over here giving me the eye like, shut up, bitch. It's just in danger. None. Just look up just I'm verified on every platform. Look at you. Oh, blue checkmark. I just got YouTube this week. That was verified on YouTube. Yeah.
You ain't yet. It was the easiest one. Like after you hit 100,000 subs, you just... I have almost 400,000. Have you done the email yet? No, that's what I have a manager and fucking WME for. Super easy. Easy, easy. Dude, I had to fight TikTok to get my verification. Like had to fight them. They were not trying to give it to me. I kind of got lucky with TikTok because...
how I got my verification on there was through like a, a company that is like, how are you not verified on here yet? They're like, I know a dude at TikTok. And,
And, and so he said, submit, submit your thing to me. And, and then once he got it, he was like, Oh, this is why they're not verifying you. Like this link is not good. This link's not good. Use this link here. And then I submitted it. And you know, I don't ever get that lucky. I have to fight for shit. So yeah, that's amazing that that happened for you. Love that. Justin, are you going to come back and visit me? Please. All right. Please come back anytime.
Yeah. Well, I usually like to do like have my guests come back like once a year. Just check in. Let's do it. Talk about it. It's just like, like, do you go to the oncologist once a year? Absolutely. Is that what women do? You have to.
I don't know. I mean, get your yearly checkup here. What about a proctologist? Do you guys? I've never done that yet. Oh, not yet. Oh, it's coming. You'll have to go. I'm going to try to find like a little short Asian doctor to do my, do my first prostate exam. Just tiny little fingers in there. Just the tip. Can you imagine like, that's what you want to do with your life?
No, there's a dude at Mel's, right? That when you go into the military, there is a dude. I've thought about him a lot, right? Because he makes you drop your pants and your underwear, and then you have to bend over and spread your cheeks apart. There's no telling how many assholes this guy has looked at.
And smelled. Well, I went through the military processing here in Nashville. Like, anybody that joined the military. Why are they checking your assholes? Just for drugs? I think for like, no, hell fuck if I know. They're just having you guys drop them and spread them? Is it part of like humility? Or like they're just trying to. Well, I mean this. Mold in your butthole? Is it a doctor who's checking it?
You know what I thought it was for when I went through? Because this was before they repealed the Don't Ask, Don't Tell. Right. I think that they was... Trying to see. That's what I thought when I went through. I was like, they trying to see if I'm gay or not. Can you tell from a butthole if somebody's gay? Hell, if I know. I ain't never looked at one. Justin, we're about to get canceled. We're on our way to getting canceled right now. You know what? I bet we could go to Xvideos and see, though. Yeah. I'm going to Google this as soon as I get out of here. I don't know. Is it for hemorrhoids? Yes.
Yeah, look it up because I need to know now. We need an answer. And we're not mocking any sort of thing. We just want to know, like, why is the military checking buttholes? Contraband? Why do you think, Brent? I thought it was hemorrhoids. Do hemorrhoids hinder you from doing your job? Because I've had a roid before and I can do my job great. That would be like a hernia. No, they're checking for hernias, ain't they? Hernias is in your stomach.
hernia can you blow a hernia out your butt no it's in your stomach you sure the only thing that's coming out of your ass is a hemorrhoid women get them after they have birth
What were they looking for then? You think that dude even worked for the damn government? Listen, if you know, if you guys know what they're checking for, please let us know in the comments because we really want to know. Mimi's over here searching. We want to know. I thought about him not too long ago because that was 18 years ago. That dude was like, he was old then. He's got to be dead by now. Oh, and that was his life. He spent his golden years looking at buttholes. I mean, maybe it was...
I'm just wondering what medical reason is coming out of your asshole besides a hemorrhoid or a fissure. You can get a fissure. What's that? It's like a, just a big old gaping sore. Huh? Nevermind. Anyways, Justin, Google that. Yeah. Google that. That's your next tech talk. Hey, listen, did you know? Uh, thank you guys for tuning in to another episode of dumb blonde. I will see you guys next week. Bye.
