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- All right, gentlemen, coming to main stage next, this is Bunny. Get up there, she's got a tornado of titties coming your way. Get those dollar bills ready. She's got an ass that shakes like Michael J. Fox. So get up there and throw, throw, throw them dollars. - Dude, that is fucking iconic. What's up, you sexy motherfuckers? Welcome to another episode of "Dumb Blonde." Today, we're doing something a little different. I have one of my dear, sweet friends, Dempsey, in the house. What's up, baby? - What's up, bitches?
It was so aggressive. It was kind of hot. I don't ever get to see that side of Dems. I need to get some frustration out. You need to call up cat daddy. Holla, holla, holla. Call me.
How you been, baby, since last time you were on the podcast? Oh, baby, I've been good. Life has been good. Good, good, good. You've been fucking living and loving. Up and down the East fucking coast. Fucking raging. Yeah. You miss me in Vegas. Yeah. No, we're going to go out there. We'll be out there for my birthday. You got to come out there. Okay. Let me go and put that in my calendar. Maybe you can bring cat daddy and you guys can just bang all over the strip. I swear.
Man. What are we allowed to tell people about Cat Daddy right now? Because everybody's invested. For everybody who wants to know, Todd is Cat Daddy. That's what I call him. You know what? I'll give him full disclosure. That man is such an easy going. Believe it or not, I've known Cat and people are going to be surprised by this.
I've known that man since fucking Shrimp BJ. It was since my whole internet fiasco breakup where I was like, oh, my God. First of all, why is his name Shrimp BJ? That doesn't sound enticing. Because he's just a fucking shrimp, bottom of the sea cockroach. Was his wiener small? Shrimp? No. I've had that. Porquito. Porquito pipi. Porquito. Porquito.
No, but I just, I don't know what it is. Everybody's obsessed with, I don't want to say obsessed, but my love life, dating. I look at it like sex in the city. I mean, it's fun. I'm young. I'm a single mom. Like, I'm just dating, you know, like having fun. Live it up. This one takes the motherfucking cake. Call me. I told Demps last night when we were texting, I was like, every time I see you with Cat Daddy, it reminds me of like pixie dust. Yeah.
That's getting sprinkled around everywhere because you can just see the energy between you guys. He just lets me do my thing. Like we went to Applebee's. I was like, hold on, let me put on my mullet. And he loved it so much. And he still wants to fuck you even in that fucking damn bag. I asked him, I was like, would you bend me over backwards with that mullet on? He was like, you have no idea. Okay, so when you guys are ready to make the OF content, Mimi and I will set it up and we'll fucking give you guys plots for each one of your videos. Can you imagine him? Well, he's already got the mullet.
Yeah. No, he's hot. Yeah, he's really hot. He's deep. You should see him. And then what I didn't know is he took off his shirt one time. I was like, how many tattoos do you got?
you got like full on chest. I'm like, is your dick fucking tattooed? I love that. What the fuck? Well, speaking about relationships today, Demps and I, you're going to get relationship advice with Demps and
and bunny probably not the best advice but i'll just take it from me i've been i've been around a few listen i thought you were the perfect person to bring in for some relationship advice she called me up and she was like girl get over here i got a funny eye i'm gonna get over here all right so what i did was i had people submit questions on my um instagram story if you guys don't follow me on instagram it's x omg it's bunny what's your instagram
The real dimps because I can't get fucking verified. Oh, girl, it took me nine years to get verified on fucking TikTok. I'm like flicking off the camera. The real dimps. There's only one. I love the aggression today. I need to let it out. I'm telling you, I need.
Cat Daddy, I'm calling you after this and you need to bang my girls back out. You know what? Call Cat Daddy right now. You want me to? Yeah. Call Cat Daddy right now. We're going to tell him. I just forewarn you. I have to. You're going to have to hold the phone up to the microphone. Yeah. That's exactly. All I do is FaceTime. I don't just call him. No, we FaceTime. I mean, you're on air. He better. He better.
What if he doesn't answer? All right, we are waiting for Cat Daddy to answer. Better be talking to God. So I just have to forewarn you, you might be making an appearance on Bunny's podcast. Cat Daddy! What up, Cat Daddy? Oh, my bad. Oh, shit. Hi, friend.
There she is. What's up, baby? So, are you going to plow my girl or what? Am I what? Are you going to plow my girl? Yeah, I'm trying to.
I was telling her last night. I don't know if she told you or not, but I was like, dude, ever since I've seen him with you, I was like, all I see is like pixie dust when you guys are like around each other. Like, it's just such a cool energy and a cool vibe that you guys have. I was like, you need to sit on that for sure. I've been trying to sit on it. What's the hold up? Why are you holding the peepee? She's all for it. What? So Bunny's all for it, man. She loves it. Bunny approves.
You heard it. Buddy improves. And you're a Sagittarius like my husband, so I really love it. Real quick, can you show them? Can you take off the jacket? Yeah, show us your wiener. No. Let me see the... No, show them the tats. Go ahead and show... Hold on, let me get my glasses on. Hold on, Buddy's got to get her glasses. Hold on, babe. Buddy's got this. Look, we're making a blush. Baby, we're making a...
Let me see. Let me see. Stand up. Put the phone down and stand up. Ladies and gentlemen, he is tatted up. Yeah. Does it go all the way down? Does it go all the way down? We don't play no games over here. Not as far as it goes. Do you have a happy trail? I'm just trying to visualize later on.
No, I love it. I think you guys definitely need to bang it out and treat my girl good, man. That's all I care about. Come over later. Bye, cat daddy. Bye. Bye. Aw, he's sweet. He's like the most sweet. I'm like...
Sarah is like we went to the beach together, slept in different beds, didn't try fucking anything with me. Am I not pretty enough for you? He actually has respect for you, bitch. Yeah, I've never had that. Every guy I've talked to, they just want to fuck me and just use me for money and clout and just be gone, you know? And I'm just like, fuck. And this one is just like.
Hey, babe, do you need anything? He's the one who sent me those flowers the other day. Aw. People really think I fucking buy myself. First off, if I buy myself fucking flowers, there's going to be the cheap ones out public. Okay? They're not going to be the, you know. First off, your flowers, that's like cute and edgy. When you sent me those pictures, I was like, the fuck is that? They were so cute. I appreciated them so much. Did you see the flowers Dempsey sent me? So sweet. Because I wasn't expecting them at all. Did I see something different? Because it looked like just...
Fucking weeds. No. It was. No. At the bottom. I was like. The fuck is that? No. At the bottom. It had like flowers. And then it had like these. These two things that came out. Like with flowers. So it was really cute. They're still sitting on my. But you didn't send a full ass pic. I was like. The fuck. Oh no. No.
I did a video on TikTok, though. They were so cute. And I was having the shittiest week ever because of Arbor Heard. So it was like... Fucking... That's my nickname. You don't want to know who it is. She literally is not even worth fucking the air we breathe. Okay? But it's just...
All you guys know, it's just all lies. And anybody that had to even fucking see that bullshit, like, please, you guys know I'm a real one and I don't have to prove it, period. But I was having such a shitty week and it was it wasn't just her. There was like a fucking series of events. Mimi almost died. Mimi got fucking sepsis, almost died.
Fucking Jay and I were fucking, you know, hit a rocky spot where we just had to communicate. There was like a few things that happened. I sent me those flowers and I was like, oh, it was perfect. I don't know. I was just so like I saw you guys on vacation hitting number one. I was like, my God.
Girl Every girl loves flowers I don't give a fuck What anybody says You can say you hate flowers But who doesn't love Fucking flowers They definitely put a smile On my face Oh I love that But I feel like December Just fucking sucked Oh dude December dinner This was the worst Mercury retrograde I've ever gone through I was at Disney And I was unhappy Oh
Bitch, I was in the Dominican Republic and I was fucking stressed out. I was at Disney and I was even fucking happy. I was like, this is some bullshit. No, trust me. I was texting Mimi the whole time and I was like, bro, this is fucking like, I don't know what is in the air, but I am so fucking stressed out. Like it was crazy. All right. So let's get talking about some relationship advice here. I'm going to skim through these questions. Can I vape on here? Yes, you're fine. All right. All right.
Here we go. Ready? Let's do that. Has Dimps and Todd hooked up friends with benefits yet? I think we just answered that. Todd, come over tonight.
Would you buy an RV and travel the States? Hell yeah, I would. I'll take Lily out of school and fucking just go. You only live once. And I think today's society, we're just so stuck up. Like everybody's just stuck up their asses. Go live. Go put your toes in the damn grass. Go breathe some fucking air. Yeah. No, I believe it. Mimi and I have always said we wanted a glamper and just wanted to like travel around and just go do like meet and greets and fucking just me and Coleslaw are coming. Yeah. Bring
I put his ass in my book bag. I love him so much. You should have brought him today. How do you know if your needs in a relationship is asking too much? If they get fucking annoyed, like your needs should never be like, I don't think it should. I think,
your needs are necessary so if you feel like they're too much you're in the wrong relationship most fucking definitely and if you can like my last relationship i was just in i commuted verbatim communicated verbatim like hey this is what i need fixing like twice and it just didn't work out and that's why the last one didn't work out because my needs were not being met and i did fucking everything to show them hey i'm interested yeah you know what i mean i'm putting that
And then I just like got shot down. If you're communicating and they're not listening, that's a problem because you deserve to feel 100%. Yeah. It's not fair that they feel 100% and like their needs are getting met and then you feel like you're on the back burner. And if you do that twice and they still don't understand you for the fucking third time, don't stick around, babe. Ever. Get the fuck out. Yeah, no.
No matter how much you like them, it's not going to change. It's going to get worse. It's literally not going to change. Would you fuck a big-dicked little person? I would. Show them a little good time. A little shamalemadino. Everybody deserves one chance. I mean, you have. A little charity work never hurt nobody. A little charity work never hurt anybody. But hell yeah. I don't know. I'm not really. I would. I don't know.
I'm up. See, most people don't know this. I'm up for a fucking good ass time. Yeah. I mean, you saw me at your husband's fucking. Yeah. You saw me backstage. I was fucking having the time of my life. When Brent Smith came on stage, it's so funny. Everybody thought you were screaming over jelly when really it was Brent Smith from Shinedown. Yeah, it was Shinedown. I was like, Dems, keep your pussy in your pants. And she's like. Ah!
I still didn't get to meet him. My little social butterfly ass went running off. Well, no, he's a very private person, too, so he kind of like sticks to himself. I've only, Jay has been on tour with him, and I've probably shook hands with him once or twice. Yeah, he's very private. I'm still in love with you. Zach is the more, Pussy Banjo, we love Zach Myers. He's the more outgoing one. Is that the one that you said, hey, she wants you to suck your pussy? Maybe, who knows? No, that's. I'm all.
Yeah, I was like, what? No, we love you. Do you and daddy ever fight or argue? Absolutely. We did in the fucking Dominican Republic. I think the thing with Jay and I is we don't fight or argue at all anymore. But when we do, boy, it's like...
It's deep ones, you know, and so it's like it's just ones that are necessary and that need to be had, you know, so it's like there's nothing wrong with the communication. You should be in a relationship where you can fight fair, though, not like knock down, drag out fights where you guys insult each other or anything. No, those are the worst fights. Nobody deserves like when you're in a marriage and you love somebody, nobody deserves to get knocked down like, no. Oh, my God.
God, there's nothing worse than the person that you love and seeing and fighting. It hurts you. You don't want to be called names or whatever because you love that person. You made a commitment. So it hurts even worse getting called names, saying you're not doing this right, like shutting you down, making you feel like a lowlife. Yeah. Nothing worse. No, it's the worst. And you have to learn the key in a relationship is you have to fight fair. You cannot hit low blow.
There's two sides to every story. You guys have to meet in the middle. Okay, listen. If you guys are wondering why I'm giggling, Demp's just got into character right now. Like in the middle of a fucking serious topic. Here we go. Put the camera on her. It's a sad moment. I had to make you smile. Ha ha ha.
I love it. But yeah, no, but the beautiful thing about fighting is you get through it and you guys become closer. But that's what makes you guys the power couple. And I mean that the power couple of Nashville. I'm sorry. Can y'all take me serious with this? No, I can. I love it. Okay. If you know me, you can take me serious with this. But that's what makes you guys the power couple of Nashville. And I truly mean that. I'm like, these people are fucking a
fucking goals like I love you. I took us a long time to get there. We were extremely toxic. You know what I read on time. I did read this. This is when I went on. Some girl was so mad at me because she said I idolized jelly and bunny's relationship, but it was extremely toxic. And I and because she glorified the toxicity, I was in my own toxic relationship. So she she blamed me for that. And people don't realize I'm
I was growing in front of people. I was being vulnerable. Behind the scenes. No, I would put it on... I would vlog on YouTube. So, but I was always honest. Like, hey, yeah, we fucking... I've fucking thrown dishes at Jay. I have...
swung on Jay, you know, whenever he got caught cheating on me, I was very aggressive with him. And I was always very honest about that. I'm never going to lie about who I was, but we have grown so much, you know, so for people to hold, you know, a toxic relationship against me because they were in one is wrong. First of all, I'm nobody's role model. I'm not your idol. Don't idolize me. If anything, I can show you what not to be.
I fucking love that. I think I've heard you say that multiple times. I fucking, I'm, I know I'm a single mom and I've, I've made it through hell and back and I'm damn, I'm living a better life than I was, but don't idolize me. Like, please, I am far from being a perfect mother, but I know I'm a damn good mother. You know what I mean? Well, I'm far from, I'm far from being a perfect mother.
human but I know my heart is gold and my intentions are pure and that's all that matters you know and I feel the same way with you you are just a sweetheart I always say good karma you put in this fucking universe is what you're gonna give back absolutely
Do you think it's healthier when you and your significant other don't text all the time or when you do? I think like for this new fling that's happening, like I'll just pick up.
the phone and just call them and be like all right I gotta go two minutes later I'm calling them back and we're starting a whole other convo for like another 30 minutes so I don't really know it's just like in the moment what you're feeling like if you're in the lust and you want to just talk to that person all fucking day talk to that fucking person all day absolutely I think people so many people nowadays play games where they like it don't want to be the person to respond first don't want to respond fast enough and to me I think that's so fucking stupid it's stupid it's a fucked up game it's a game so much time getting to know somebody but
You know I'll be honest Because I've been in a relationship For seven years You're gonna have ups and downs You're gonna have waves Where you guys communicate Constantly 24-7 And then you're gonna have some Where you're just talking Fucking just for the bare minimum Like I threw a little Tantrum fit the other day Because I didn't get what I wanted I wanted this person to come over And hang out with me But he was trimming his hair
grandmama's head bushes all day and like I'm like well okay well screw you I didn't talk to him all day but that later that night it was just back to normal like I'm so happy you had a wonderful day blah blah and all that sometimes I gotta catch myself like bitch don't be a spoiled brat that's maturity don't be a spoiled brat I gotta catch myself like no step out you know there's boundaries and stuff what's your favorite thing to do when you're not in the spotlight me yep fucking you really want to know
Take a fucking edible lay in my fucking bed and rewatch sex in the city and nobody fucking bother me. I love that. Sex in the city is great. Oh my God. I love not edibles. I accidentally ate one the other day by accident. Everybody's like, how do you fucking accidentally eat an edible? I'm like, oh, well here, let me tell you. I was being a fat fuck and I was PMS thing and I wanted fucking chocolate and fucking Kayla had bought these bomb ass dark chocolate things the day before international. I
I don't even know what they were. They were so bomb. But she was cooking dinner and I was being an impatient fucking hungry hippo. And I was like, where are they? And she's like, they're upstairs in my room. So I'm like, fuck it. I'll go get them. I go upstairs, reach for the first bag of chocolate that I see and I pop it in and I even go into Jay's room and I'm like, hey, you want one of these? And he's like, no, no, thank you. And I tasted it and I'm like, this isn't dark chocolate. I go...
I go bug this isn't dark chocolate this is milk chocolate and all I heard her say was oh fuck how many milligrams was it bunny and what happened 20 minutes after oh when I tell you I fucking stuck my finger down my throat and fucking project that made myself projectile vomit for like 30 minutes and then fucking I just sat there hyperventilating like oh my god and then all of a sudden I just got so calm yeah yeah it was crazy I got so calm I see I see
But it was a sativa. Two o'clock in the morning, I was fucking crackheaded. Yeah, girl. I was like, what?
Just fucking sitting there Just didn't know what to do with myself I had to take Benadryl Like it was a fucked up Make that ass go to bed Oh my I love sativa Next thing you know I'm scrubbing the grout On my fucking bathroom floors Yeah I can see why I was fucking I was lit I was ready While drunk I once said High sex is the best sex My husband has never smoked a day in his life What? While drunk I once said High sex is the best sex My husband has never smoked a day in his life
Okay, so she probably, like, made her husband feel bad because he doesn't smoke. Yeah. And she smokes? She admitted it whenever she was drunk. I mean, you gotta meet your needs. If your wife likes this while doing this, I mean, compromise. Meet in the damn middle. I mean, it's all about, again, going back to communication. But...
Wheat's legal, right? Yeah, I mean, pretty much everywhere is legal. Yeah. I mean, if we're doing other things, then okay. You know, going back to that. I feel like I love...
sex when I'm drunk. I am like fucking Jessica Rabbit. I'm like blackout Britney. I'm like fucking let's go. Me too, me too. I'm like so like I just turned into like this little sex kitten, you know? One of the reasons that helped me get sober and I've never told anybody this, this is probably TMI,
Jelly doesn't like drunk sex. He likes to fucking party balls to the wall and then come home and pass out. So I would get shit-faced and be so horny. And this motherfucker would not fuck me. And I would just be like, you know what? What is the point of me getting drunk if I'm not going to get my fucking back banged out? You know? So it was easy for me to stop drinking because I was just like, what's the point if I'm not going to fucking get my dick down in Dallas? Honestly...
This. Railed out in Raleigh. I'd love that for you. But anytime I'm out getting drunk, I mean, I can't get it up to fucking. They just pass out. That's what Jay's problem is. And so I can, he just, he gets whiskey dick and it's such a disappointment because you're like, spread my holes, daddy. Spread it.
And barely they can just they're fucking talking gibberish. Literally a fucking shit show. No, I can hate it. How do you handle men sexualizing you?
I think I'm sexualized on the internet. Are you? Bitch. I sexualize myself. I don't think I've ever allowed a man to sexualize me except for when I was molested as a child and whenever I was raped at 16. That's when I was like, you know what? I'm going to fucking...
Turn my sexualness Into my power And that's always been my power I love that I can see me doing that too Yeah But for different reasons Yeah And everything I've just grown to Love myself Yeah Like I don't need a man To fucking please me At all I don't know Like Yeah Girl I had a time last night By myself Yeah Okay Yeah baby I just feel like
It's 2023 Women are sexualizing themselves We are We realize that we are I mean I realized this a long time ago Which is why I was a hooker But it's like fucking You take your power back And you also You own that shit Monetize off of it So it's like why not Fucking own it It's crazy because I make more money now With my clothes on Than I do with my clothes off
Oh, yeah. It's fucking insane. And I've seen your tits. Those things. Oh, my God. Those things are beautiful. I love you. I'm going to my doctor. I want these. I love you. All right. Why do women hold out on men?
Because we've been fucked over too many fucking goddamn times. They just probably want to see like your intentions. Yeah. You know, they're probably like feeling you out to see like if they do hold out and you get mad. Here's the fucked up thing. Here it is a couple months. Why haven't you tried anything? You know what I mean? Cat daddy. What's wrong? Am I not pretty enough for you? The fuck? Like, but then again, it's also keeping a guard up because, you know, if you are a single mom, you know, you want to, it's just all about boundaries and stuff. But yeah, I don't know.
Actually, I'm contradicting myself. Like, I hold out on men. I'm fine with myself. I hold out on men. There's always two sides to every situation. So I would think that if a woman's holding out, either one, she's really super shy or she just is protecting her energy and it doesn't want to share it with you yet because she's trying to feel you out and see if she's comfortable with you. It's been a few months. I'm ready. We're not talking about you, Gyms. We're talking about in general. I'm ready. Absolutely.
Listen, we got a room upstairs. Does Katnetti want to come over here and just bend you over real quick? Oh my God, that sounds like when I was motorboating you in the elevator. Oh, I love it. And you were like, people would pay a lot of money to do this. That is so funny. You were like, people would pay a lot of money.
Good. Hold on one second. I was like, good. Come here, buddy. Someone said, who is someone you want on the podcast, but they won't be on it? Joyce Meyers. She'll never come on the podcast. Oh, there is no way in hell she's coming on the podcast. I want you to get gold manifesting Dolly. Oh, I've been manifesting Dolly. I want Dolly so badly, dude. Ever record TikTok?
Everybody go on TikTok and tag Dolly. Let me see. Why don't you like to scissor? Honestly, I've never... I love a beautiful woman. Me too. Like, I love looking at you, Bunny. Yeah. But I'm not attracted. I could never...
Even when I could make out with you, but to me to go down on another woman or so I could, I couldn't do it even when I'm fucking just hammered or drunk. Well, I have. I've eaten a few boxes in my life, but I just love dick. I love the way the dick feels. I love the fucking flesh all a mesh and fucking the skin flute, a root, a toot toot, a malt,
I love sucking dick. A lot of people are going to find out a lot about me right now. I love sucking dick. I ain't going alone. I love just everything. It's a fucking performance. It is. Literally. I'm about to put on my best. I'm going to put on my dancing boots. You know, like, here we go. This jack I've been drinking. He's ready.
I'm gonna get that. I'm gonna get that. Oh, you want that dick? I love it. I just feel like I don't know. I love women. But to me, what is the point of scissoring? What are we doing? Are we meshing beans? Like, what's the goal? Are we rubbing? I don't know how lesbians like real lesbians have sex. So I would love to learn. Like if there's a lesbian that would love to come on the podcast and show me how to have lesbian sex. Totally down. So I can't really speak on it.
Yeah, so I can't really speak on it, but I mean to me it's... Do you want to go upstairs, Bunny? I'm just going to go upstairs. Cat daddy who? You'll be calling me fucking dog daddy. We'll be... And this is an intermission break. Watch these commercials. It plays the Looney Tunes. That's all, folks. What has been your favorite part of your existence in this world so far? Me personally, my daughter.
My baby, sweet baby girl. Oh my God, I love that girl so much. - Yeah. - And then just-- - She's funny. - She's something, oh my God. - She's, yeah. - Her little character, I'll have to show you some videos
I don't want to say this, but there's an app for kids that's like a TikTok. And her videos, I don't want anybody to find it, but her videos, I'm like, holy shit. She watches me like no other. I'm like, oh my God. I mean, it's just crazy. I'm like, oh my God, bless me in my fucking teenage years. But yeah, my daughter.
I would say mine is probably just the evolution that I've gone through because I tell everybody, I've said this before numerous times, I was a piece of shit growing up, you know, and like it took a lot of self growth and a lot of looking within to change and just become a different human. So I think...
I love that. I was learning the secrets of the universe and just kind of trying to apply that to your life and just be a better human. And you know, I was such a piece of shit kid. Oh God. That I hope my kids not like that because I'll God in hell. Yeah. I don't know what I'm going to do. I've
No, what the fuck I'm going to do? Lily's going to be hell on wheels, but it's going to be a good hell on wheels. I'm here for the damn ride, but damn, I was doing shit at 13. I should have not been doing. Okay. I was doing at 14. Our kid is 14 now, and I'm just like, what are you doing?
you doing like I just don't trust her no I knew what I did you know what amazes me you know how weeds like legal now kids will never know the down under of like gonna go get a fucking mid sack of like you know like in the dark side meeting in the alleyway of just shit weed of getting some stems and seeds having to fucking get the seeds out they're missing the experience
experience like burns your throat oh it was just bottom of the barrel like horse hay literally let me get a dime of that fucking ten dollars stealing it from my mama's purse fucking just gonna go get a mid sack oh my god i can't what are your thoughts on hugh hefner and that era of playboy i have a lot of mixed feelings
I don't think I ever got into Playboy so I really can't speak on it. I mean yeah I looked up fucking magazines and I fantasize like yeah I want to look like that when I'm older but I don't really know much but I did love the show growing up. Yeah. I grew up during the Playboy era that was like a
a huge part of my life. I did, I worked for, I did some work for Playboy when I was 23. I want to find that. They would never put me in the magazine because my body type wasn't considered, um, I wasn't skinny enough. They told me I needed to lose 15 pounds. Yeah. Fucking bitches. I mean, but it is what it is. Back then the girls were so much slimmer and also they liked the girl next door and I've always looked like the whore next door. So, yeah,
You know, no, no, no, for sure. Even when I was innocent, I still looked like a slut pup and I'm fine with that. Trashy Vixen is my thing and I'm with it. But I think a lot of those girls who used Playboy as a stepping stone, like Holly Madison, Bridget Marquardt, Kendra Wilkinson, all of those girls. Kendra, what happened to her? I think she became like a realtor or something. I'm not sure.
Shut the fuck up. Holly is still fucking being Holly, just a boss ass bitch like she always is. I met Holly back in Vegas a long time ago when she was dating Criss Angel and she's always just been like a cool bitch. It's never been like, she's never been like pretentious. She's never got her head like so big ego just down to earth. Hold up. She dated Criss Angel? Yeah, baby. This is all public knowledge. Oh, I'm,
Where the fuck have I been? Probably just surviving life. I think I'm not sure. But as far as like the allegations that are coming forward now about Hugh Hefner, I don't agree with them. I think that it's trash. But at the same time, I feel like if you were involved in that world, it's not a surprise because we've heard all this on the West Coast forever.
So I think what's news to you guys literally was just something that everybody turned a blind eye to not saying that makes it better, but I'm just saying that it's not shocking. I'm done found it. I'm gonna have to do some fucking research tonight. I know what I'm doing tonight. I am like, what series that came out, um, on Hulu about, uh,
It's on Hulu? Yep. Oh, I know what I'm doing. Go down the wormhole, yeah. I'm going to call Cat Daddy and have him clean. You want to come over and watch this? Yeah, baby. I just, Bunny, I had no fucking idea. I'm going to have to do my damn research. That's some shit. There you go. Do you think exes can come back together? No. I don't either. Like, I used to think that it could happen, but I think that it's just so much fucking water under the bridge. It's toxic as fuck. Yeah, there's a reason you guys broke up. But.
Jay and I did split in 2018. We split for a good 30 days. But in that time, were you guys still like fucking like going on dates? But we were communicating. I was so mad at him. I wouldn't even talk to him towards the end. I wouldn't answer his text messages, nothing because I had found out about the affair that had happened. Right. And I was just like,
this is it like i'm done once it was confirmed that there was an affair i was just like this is it this is done i'm never gonna if there's boundaries in that split up like growth you know what i mean like hey i love you and we need to make this work but if it's fucking mind grant mind games yeah oh you guys are split up and now accountability and stuff like that then no but you know it just depends on the situation but nine times out of ten no no don't go back make a lot a good don't go back
How do you keep yourself so grounded, patient and full of grace? I'm tired of being angry all the time. Yeah. Life is too fucking short. You know, I got to say you are a lot more graceful than I am.
But some people don't see me on behind the scenes. Like there's days where I text you. I'm like, I'm fucking want to fucking scream, but I just don't show the internet. Just like what you tell me. You were like, don't show them. Don't show them. Don't show them. But I mean, as much as I would love to call some of you bitches out and everything, and I know like who they are and all that, but I just, I can't, I can't let them win. But no, I finally had to deal with what you deal with. Like,
shit i don't give a fuck people can call me trashy then it's harassment like yeah fucking harassment yeah like that shit is just whatever but like you know when it starts infecting your own life your day-to-day life with your child that's a problem come on what do they call it doxing doxing yeah doxing isn't that like illegal yeah and they do it on fucking all the time that's fucking crazy oh my god
brand to put your bra on there's trouble next door hey how do i sound in the mic huh it's jack i've been drinking dense comes out with her next album uh i wait you know what comes to mind fucking celine dion you know what's crazy because i'm your lady they were nice when the wind was so
My body falls in love. Okay, I'm done. I love it. I thought it was like Cher. I'm going to tell you something. I had the worst fucking breakdown in front of Cat Daddy. And I literally looked at him. I wanted to throw my fucking phone in the ocean. He grabbed it, put me in the golf cart. You know what song he fucking plays?
I'm alive by fucking Celine Dion, blasting it on the golf cart, doing donuts. And I just forgot about everything. Bitch, if that's not a soulmate, I don't know. No man on earth is going to fucking play Celine Dion. You marry that motherfucker. He was like, you want to go get a pineapple drink? I was like, the fuck I do. You know, this big ass pineapple drink.
All right. Keeping it spicy tips or tricks. How to keep it spicy in a relationship. Baby, go get you a vibrator and learn how to work that thing. You can't. Listen, when you've been in a long-term relationship too, that shit gets boring. Yeah.
I'm talking like fucking snoozefest.com. Just bent over like. It is like, bro, you get to a point where you're just like, oh, God, please. Not this again. It's not that they don't turn you on or that you don't love them. But I mean, it's just it gets to a point where it's like, bro. No, go get you some toys. Experiment. I mean, let's have some fun. I mean.
I know. I was shocked. What's his face last night? He was like, hold up. What is that? I was like, we're just going to close this drawer. Always keep a drawer full of toys for sure. And you can always bring those in the bedroom too with you guys. What'd she say? I said you can always bring the toys in the bedroom with you guys. But don't rely on just a man to make you feel good all the time. Go learn to love yourself. Absolutely. I've done it quite some time now. Well,
I want to be hearing back about cat daddy tonight. So you let me know. What if he's got all that dick and fucking can't work it? It's just like, it's like two pump chump. Like what?
Honestly, I don't want to brag, but that's usually how it is. Like apparently maybe it's just too good or I like to brag. Maybe it's just me. I don't know. I had an ex who, okay, let me not even call him an ex. I had a cabana boy. He was way younger than me because I like younger guys. So he was probably like 25, 26 and I was like 35, 36 and
And this dude had a fucking dick. He looked like MGK and had a dick that was like a fucking the forefront of your arm. I'm talking like it was the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. Even Jelly to this day is like that boy had a dick on him.
boy had a dick on him if i've ever seen one every time because that boy had a damn dick on him no for sure every time because jay and i were friends when i was dating this little cabana boy so you know like his dick for some reason got brought up while we were on i was on tour with jay um you know way before him and i got together but that's a whole nother story so he knows he knows about the dude anyways this kid could not work his dick to fucking save his life some shit like it's like
The more it is, the more blood it takes to get to it. And it just doesn't ever get there. So it's always like half limp or it's like there's something wrong. And I was just like, bro, listen, you are beautiful to look at, but that's about it.
I can't. I fucking can't. Totally. But I do want to make this clear. Like, I know I'm having fun and everything with Cat Daddy. But we, I felt, I didn't feel this with the Florida Keys guy. Fuck that dude if you're listening to this. Fuck the Florida Keys. I never got a good vibe from any of them. He was ugly. Remember I told you about the last one. I know. I did their fucking charts and I was like. I know. But I was like. I love you. Just have fun.
fun don't get invested and she was like no this is gonna work and I was like okay baby I tried to make it work but damn what a douche but I'm just like you know what I'm just having fun or whatever but I if anything would ever come of it I would I wouldn't make it known I'm in a relationship with him on the internet I don't think you need to know I will have
fun we'll flirt whatever but like he can go on live and flirt with other ladies like comment back be like baby you beautiful and sexy like make them women feel good yeah you know make them make their day tear down things that make other people happy come on especially with you yeah you have such a target on your back dude i couldn't imagine having to move like that oh my god well fuck you
Go fuck yourself Go fuck yourself Aw well Dempsey Thank you so much For coming by And doing this episode With us I love you darling I love you so much baby I'm so glad Thank you for having me And people learned A lot about me Yeah Sexually I'm a fucking freak bitch I'm a
fucking freak I'm a freak bitch baby all right tell everybody where they can find you you guys can find me on tiktok damps just look up damps okay it'll google them don't google and then ig the real damps 93 bitches yay and thank you guys for tuning in to another episode of dumb blonde I will see you guys next week bye
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