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Nowadays, nothing really excites me Only one of me and nobody's like me Phone ringin' and I tell them it's ice I got life, y'all don't blink, it's she ice Freeze, photo, please, no photos No, no, no, please What's up, you sexy motherfuckers? Welcome to another episode of Dumb Blonde Today we have a real special treat for you guys Because I got bombshell ASMR Maddie is in the fuckin' house, baby What's up? How are you? What is up?
up girl I am freaking out it is way too awesome to be here with you today dude you're and you're she's hot in person too guys like I was sending Mimi some of her videos the other day from her YouTube um she has a huge following on YouTube just so you guys know go check her out um and I was sending her some videos of her because I couldn't sleep the other night and I was like dude I don't know if I'm horny or sleepy I don't know what's going on but I like it
How did you get into ASMR? Okay, for people who don't know what ASMR is, let's explain what ASMR is first. So it stands for Autonomous Sensory Meridian Response, and it's basically just the tangles down your spine when somebody's loving on you, scratching your head, when you get a haircut, whatever makes you feel good, makes you feel pampered, taken care of. That's what you're trying to recreate in video or audio.
Have you always talked like this? Is this like, is this her real voice? Do you not have to walk around with a perma boner all the time?
Like, her husband's in here. Am I allowed to say that? Because some girls don't want the husband to be known. Her husband's here. And I'm just like, how do you... First of all, the rack, the face, and then the voice. I'm like, bro, I'm feeling all kinds of emotions over here. Like, there's no way I would be able to be married to you without boinking you every single day. Okay, so how did you get involved? I love your shtick. I think it's dope. I am all for beautiful, big titty blondes, fucking just...
I don't even want to say thinking outside the box, just literally ripping the box up and throwing it away. Like you're doing something that nobody else is doing. And I think that's really fucking cool. Yeah.
How did you get involved in that? Dude, one of my favorite things about you by far is how you're always lifting women up. It's the best you can be. Listen, I love bitches, man. They are the best. When you have that camaraderie with women, it's so cool, man, because there are so many beautiful women in this world and everybody... I feel like
uh, thing, society pins women against each other. And it's like, no bro, we roll together, you know? Like, so that's my, that's my whole thing. But, um, how did you get involved in the ASMR? I was just watching it. Like,
like six years ago seven years ago going through anxiety going through stress watching it to calm down and then after a couple years I was like I guess like I'm just gonna I can't help having a soft voice I used to be embarrassed about it no that's hot it's hot because I'm so aggressive so I love the counterbalance of just the softness I think it's amazing you said that you were going through anxiety what what like is there something that triggered that or I
Just being a mom and having a family, all that is really important to me. You're a mom? Two little ones. Holy fucking moly, dude. This is great. You got two little babies? Oh my god, how old? Six.
and seven. Oh my God. How do you yell at them? Are you like, are you like, go to your room right now, go to your room. Do you ever like get in their ass or is that, is that daddy's job? Oh, it's a, it's a dual job.
He's like, I'm not answering. Yeah. So you went, you're going through anxiety and you were just watching other YouTube. Yeah. YouTubers. And you're just like, bro, I can fucking do this. And so you started just,
I think I watched one of your episodes the other day and you were like doing a vampire thing. I was like, this is fucking genius, dude. Like I would have never in my right mind ever thought to do like cosplay or role play ASMR. And you've developed like this huge following because of it. How does that make you feel to know that people literally thousands of people flock to you now to like put them at ease? It's awesome.
awesome. There's nothing better than putting things out that make people feel good. And you do that too. You put out amazing content. You lift people up, get people excited, take them out of there every day. It's
It's the best. I love it. I love making content. I think, and it's therapeutic for us, you know, like in a way, like even though sometimes it becomes work and it's always going to be like our job title at the same time, I think for souls like ours, it's therapeutic for us too, to heal other people or to help other people. It makes us feel like we're like putting good into the world. When you do ASMR, you have to use like special, I noticed that you do a thing with your mouth too a lot. You make that noise, like,
I love that. Like, no, I've never heard another ASMR person do that. And it was like that clicking noise. And I was like, and that actually like helped relax me. Like when I was listening to your thing and I was like, cause normally I can't do ASMR. Our daughter does ASMR. That is her jam. Like she, Bailey falls asleep every night to like ASMR. And I remember the first time I ever heard her listening to ASMR, we were on like a camping trip and I, I hear like whispering in the bedroom and I'm like,
is she talking to herself? I'm like, Oh fuck, I got to go in there and help this kid. So I go in there and she's got this thing and it's just like, and I'm like, what is that? And it was like, somebody was crumpling paper and fucking brushing their hair and doing some crazy shit. And I was like, what is this? And she's like, it's ASMR. It helps you relax. And I'm like,
No way. So like I laid there with her and I'm like, this is not fucking relaxing. I'm like listening to somebody brush their hair hurts my heart. Like it did not like it was not cool. And then when I listened to yours, I was like, okay, I'm going to give it a second chance. When I listened to yours, it actually was like relaxing. And I was like, this is this is cool because you do have such a calm, gentle spirit. So in your delivery, you can tell. Yeah, no worries. What?
What would you consider like you specialize in? Like, because I think like every ASMR, like the person that we were listening to that was crumpling paper, that was her jam. You know, what do you think that your specialty is? It's usually the mouth sounds. Yeah. And everything kind of has like a soft, like more sensual taste to it. Or I try to. But like the clicking and kisses and all that stuff. How long have you been doing it? Two years. Almost. It's coming up on three years.
Did you think that your channel would ever get as big as it is? Like you have over like what? Like a hundred thousand. Yeah. It's crazy, but it's like so cool. Like I just, it makes me so excited. And then you got your high beams on like all the time. And I'm just like, this is awesome.
awesome, dude. Like this is like, it's like, like, uh, what is it? What did they call it? The spice channel from back in the day, you know, like where you could like, it was like so erotic, you know? And it's just like, dude, am I supposed to be watching this or no? I'm not sure. I was telling Jay, I was like, we got to watch with my husband. We got to watch one of our videos together. And he's like, I'm not doing it. He's like, I'm just, he goes, if it's that hot, I don't want to watch it. He's like, let's just, I'll take your word for it.
So Mimi asked some questions on Patreon. We put out a thing on Patreon that I guess apparently a bunch of your fans are on the Patreon too, and they have some questions for you. That's awesome, girl. Yeah. We did the what is the ASMR and what does it stand for? What made you get into it? What is the psychology of ASMR and how does it soothe people? And are there studies that show it can help with certain things?
There's not a lot of research. It's kind of funny because I came into making content from being in psychology. I was a behavioral therapist. Oh, wow. My master's in psychology, like I thought, I didn't think I was going to go at all, like showing myself off doing naked photos, any of that. Dude, you're... It kind of seemed like it was a task. I don't know why not. Like you are banging. I'm not hitting on your wife. I'm just really, it's being honest. I'm into it, so it's cool. Yeah.
So there really isn't like a science behind it. It's just... No, it's kind of like a... Like a niche? Like a niche phenomenon that people don't... There's not a lot to back it up. Right. But they've done studies with PTSD to show, yeah, this calms you down. This can help with other like implementations. Yeah. That's wild. This can calm you down and relax you. What are the steps to this and is there levels to this?
People like it in different ways. Like you were talking about with your daughter. It was aggressive. Yeah. It was like not soothing. I was like, this is weird. She was like tapping on shit. This is not it. Yeah. Some people like it to build or some people just like it like rough. Yeah. I mean, I like it rough, but not when I'm trying to go to sleep. You know, like you want something that's going to like drift you off, not fucking send you off into the fucking space. No doubt.
Is there something she came up with? Where did the idea come from? Is there a big demand for this kind of specialty? And what kind of money do you make from it? That was an intricate, intricate question. And you don't have to answer all of those, but... Yeah, there's a lot to that. I've been really surprised by the demand. And then just only having started my OnlyFans this year, I'm like in shock at how many people are looking for relaxation but are also looking for...
The erotic part. Yeah. She said the release. They just want to come all over the place. No, I mean, I, like I said, you are, your niche is so rare. Nobody's doing it. So I think it's fucking just awesome. And I didn't know you had an only fans until, um, I think Mimi had told me about it and then you subbed to mine and I was like, Holy shit, she's got an only fans. And then I was like, man, if I go over there, I'm going to be ultra pervy. I was like, I got to stay in my lane over here, dude. Um, well,
Let's see. We'll read a couple more questions and then we'll have you do some ASMR for us. Yeah. Tell us about your OnlyFans. Sure. So it's all with an ASMR twist to it, but it's super, super sexy. Yeah. I watched one of your videos that you sent me. I was like, this is so hot. So it's like meant to titillate. It's meant to relax you, but it's also meant to like help you fall asleep in other ways, like get you over. Yeah, yeah, yeah. The hump. The hump.
I don't know of anybody else doing that on OnlyFans. I think that it's really cool just the niche that you're in. Like, it's mind-blowing that you've figured out that, you know, that avenue. And I commend you on it because it's really just an awesome thing.
Why is it that only some people experience and are sensitive to ASMR? Oh, that's a good question. That is a good question. A lot of people, not a lot, some people don't feel it at all. I feel like people that aren't into it or find it cringy just haven't found their sweet spot yet. Right, right. Crinkling paper was not your jam. Yeah. Maybe having somebody whisper to you and like cup your face, you know, or like trace their nails on your skin, maybe that would be your thing. So some people haven't.
kind of gone down the rabbit hole to find uh so it's just pretty much finding what it's kind of like turn-ons too like it's just finding your kink kind of of what turns you off and on because asmr can turn you on and turn you off i guess sorry chachi just he's literally been on a mission today to just walk around and meet everybody um your only fans where can when did you start it i
I started last January. Last January. And then I started putting out like full-length videos, almost like my YouTube videos in March, and that skyrocketed. That's been huge. Yeah, I bet. What does Javi think about this whole thing? He digs it. He's always been a really good supporter. You can talk. It's fine. You can totally talk. He's over here like, mm-hmm, yep. Not bad. It's got to be hot for you, though, to see how many people are just like...
You know, just oon and on over her too. Yeah, I do. I like that aspect of it. I like her creativity with all her videos. Yeah. I thought she put out a cool video today for all the people. I don't know. It's kind of her thing. I just hang around to help out with anyone she needs. I was going to ask if he ever gets involved in any of your ASMR videos. Would you guys ever do like a boy-girl ASMR video? She uses me as her mom.
You're the stunt cock. Oh, my husband gets so excited. He calls himself the cock star. Oh, he's going to start using that for sure. She'll send out, I'm sure you did like bonus clips. Oh, fuck. Maybe I will take you up on your subscription. People get,
Yeah. I'll send like private life, like bonus clips. Like I like keeping it like straight, like kind of sexual ASMR videos and audio. Like I'll send out JOI audios, all that kind of stuff. Yeah. Oh, I bet you a JOI. A JOI is jerk off instructions for people who don't know. And a lot, I never knew about JOIs until I got involved in OnlyFans. I didn't know about dick ratings. I didn't know this was a thing. I had to Google JOI the first time. Me too. Of course that's a thing. Why would you not?
Dude, you know, so you pretty much have to tell a man how to, how to ejaculate or when and where and how, or it just depends on whatever he wants in it. So that is crazy to do an ASMR JOI. That's hot. It's super hot. Cause I think you, you feel the attention so much more. It's like someone's right in your ears. Just like,
Yeah. I imagine having, I bet you they're like whacking off in front of their computers and they probably do have headphones in too. So it's like just surround sound, fucking 3D digital type shit. I just had somebody send me a clip of them and they were watching the video. I could hear the audio in the background and they perfectly timed it. That's crazy. Yeah. You're like, oh, congratulations, motherfucker. I'm proud of you.
That is awesome. Well, we're going to have her do some ASMR, so I think we need to set up the microphone, and then we will go from there. We'll be right back. All right, guys, we're back. So during the break, we literally just had a realization that she lived in Vegas the same time I did, and she also worked at one of the clubs that I worked at, too, at Spearmint Rhino. How long did you dance for? I left grad school to go dance in Vegas, and then I probably danced until...
2012, I think. I had my son. Yeah. Yeah. I love that you're not a dumb stripper. Everybody always thinks that strippers, like, don't have anything else going for them, and they don't realize, like, you were in grad school, and, like, you know, girls that are dancers actually are hustlers, and they're doing shit with their life, you know? Yes. I would lie about it sometimes, because I don't, I was always, like, paying for school. Yeah. You guys would be like, what
Yeah, because it's like the, it's the cliche. Yeah. Like I'm dancing my way through it, but you're like, no, really I am. And then you met your husband in Vegas too, which I thought was really sweet. And you guys have been together 12 years? Yeah.
I think I love seeing supportive husbands. To me, that's like the coolest thing ever because my husband and I have the same relationship. And a lot of girls in this industry hide their other halves. And I don't understand that because I'm like, that's not a team, you know? So I love that you guys embrace each other. I totally agree. I feel like he lifts me up. Like everything that I do, he makes it better.
And he's like, no, you should do it. You should add this element to it. That's a real team, though. That's how Jay and I are. Like, literally, on the way here, I was like, dude, I'm going to do a remake of Dick Down in Dallas. And he's like, that's fucking awesome. And I'm just like, yes, I'm going to do it then. Okay, so I'm really excited to have you demonstrate some ASMR for us. Okay, and I need to take these off, right? Or can I wear them around my... Do you need these? No. You don't want them? I can totally do it.
I'm worried if you get too close, you're going to have to be back in your room. Okay, gotcha. All right, so I'll take these off, and then we'll let you be ASMR Maddie. You've got the stage, baby. Oh, but, honey, only if you're going to... Are you going to get in there, too? What do I got to do? You need to get in there. Oh, fuck. You guys, I cannot be serious. Like, I'll be like, God.
Like there's no way that I'm gonna be able to be serious about ASMR. Okay, I'll give it a whirl. I will. Here I come. As long as I get to sit next to these Hooters, I'm excited. Alright. God, I would have dressed better if I knew I was gonna come from behind the desk. Okay.
Okay. All right, so step one. Wipe the smile off your face. All right, here we go. Okay. So you just get in super close, like right inside is the sweet spot. Okay. So I'm literally going to put my mouth in there. Yeah. Okay. So now you can either give it a kiss or you can say your favorite dirty word. Dick.
She does it so like, I'm like, you know, it's like so fucking right now. Okay. So you got to teach me how to be a little bit softer. So how do I do it? I just get in here and I'm just like, I just get in here and I'm like, do you do repetitive stuff? It's like people love it. Yeah. And the cock cock cock sound. Okay. So, okay. Hold on. So cock again. I'm all for the cock. All right. What's another word we can use?
Somebody throw me a word. It's a good word. Cunt? Is that a word? That is a good word. Okay. Here we go. Never. Did you say it? First of all, how are your headlights on all day?
They are awesome. Oh, here. Yes. Can we see these headlights? Oh, yes. Please. Yes. We need these. Those are, her tits are beautiful. Oh my God. They're so pretty. So pretty. We need to film some content together. Yes, please. All right. What are we saying next? What's a good one, guys? I need like a list of words. Everybody start shouting out words to me because I can't think right now. I have a beautiful chick with hot rocks right next to me.
Yeah, ear licking is a, people love ear licking. So I'm licking this. Mm-hmm. You kind of like start like from the lobe and just work your way up. And like tease it. There's no way I can totally do that. Let me see you do it. Let me see you do it first. It's like, it's like what? It's like juicy. Do you have to drink like a ton of, you're so hot. How does she make it look hot? This is fucked up. If I do it, I'm going to be like, like chachi. I'm like chachi if I try to do this. No, it's going to be super sexy if you do it. Okay.
Here we go. All right. That was... This is it. That was sultry. All right. Teach me your ways. So, like, a nipple... I'll get too close. A nipple is good. Let go. I would totally rub one out to this. This is, like... Okay, so... I'm just gonna suck on the earlobe? Yeah. Give it, like, a little, like, tease with your tongue.
Oh, with my tongue. I'm all wrapping my lip around it. I'm like, I'm sucking a dick. Hey, do you do that? Like, can you like suck things on ASMR? Yes, I do that. Like, my only fan video is definitely my most popular ones are like the like POV blowjob where you can hear the blowjob ear to ear like very close, very wet and sloppy. You guys really are on this. You need to be on Howard Stern. Like this is, that's how serious this shit is. All right, here we go. Dude, I love Howard Stern.
Me too. Howard's the OG, man. I love that you call yourself the female chef dog because you are. We're on our way, man. Do you see how wet she sounds? Mine's all dry. Mine's like this. I'm like the bitch that crumples paper. That's me. All right, hold on. How do you make it sound so wet? My mouth is just wet. I don't think I can help it. I am parched. Hold on. Let me go grab some water. I'm getting into character here. Here we go. Okay.
Mimi, I need you to come over here and try it. Oh, Chachi's like, I'm ready. All right, what's next? Man, what else? Like, just the mouth sounds like a sketch. Chachi? Yeah. Put Chachi in here? Can I hold up to it? Even so. Come on, say hi. Come on, Chachi. You feel legs?
Good boy. Good boy, Chachi. He's like, I just want to be up here next to my mom. Chachi only fans. I know. Oh my gosh. Okay. What are some other tricks? So you do ear licking, you do the little sound clicks, you do sucking. What else? Suck with your fingers. It's really good too. Okay. Good with your fingers. Yeah. Sucking your nails. People would love like here on the earlobes, like bringing your fingers down. Amazing. I don't know how you do this and not fucking die laughing. I wish we could hear what it sounds like on the other end.
You're going to die when you're super sensitive. I'm going to be like, bitch, I can do ASMR now. Yeah. Yes. You can. What's next? I need some new words. Throw a word at me, Mimi. Dirty. Dirty word. Balls? Can you say balls? Yeah. Let me hear you say balls because it's probably going to be like the hottest thing ever. Sorry, Josh. Balls. I'm just kidding. I'm totally good. I don't know.
Okay, I'm just trying to imitate what she did. Hold on. So wait, how do you know when you're doing it too loud? Like, do you have to like really do it super soft? Like the softest you can whisper. Okay. I don't whisper. Try like, try like, let's go. Yes! I can totally suck at this. She'll be like, yes, baby. See, she makes it so sexy, dude. Shots, careful, baby. No, you're going to hear it and you're going to be like, fuck, I'm good at this. All right, what's the next one? Pussy? Pussy.
This is so not hot, right?
I can't. I cannot anymore. There's no way. Why don't you tell people where they can find you and all your socials, shout out your OnlyFans, shout out your YouTube, do all that. Thanks, girl. It's YouTube.com slash ASMR Maddie. It's the same thing for OnlyFans. OnlyFans.com slash ASMR Maddie. And then it's a little trickier, my IG and Twitter, but it's Miss Psychology.
M-I-S-S-S-Y-K-E-O-L-O-G-Y. I love it, dude. I can't wait to have you back on. I'm excited to watch you just fucking blow up. Remember us little people when you got like millions and millions of subs because you're on your way, baby. For sure. Have me on as a guest one day. I'm ready. Bring me on. I think I earned my ASMR stripes today. You guys definitely go check her out. Definitely check out her OnlyFans. She sent me a couple videos that she does on OnlyFans. And dude, they're so fucking hot. Like,
literally like I said you're not going to know whether if you want to go to sleep or fucking whack off so definitely check her out Maddie thank you so much for being here and I can't wait to have you back on thank you funny you are the queen I'm trying like to look at her eyes it's like the hardest thing ever trying to be respectful over here thank you guys for tuning in to another episode of dumb blonde I will see you guys next week bye
