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What's up you sexy motherfuckers, welcome to the new dumb blonde unrated.
Well, enough about the album. Some people have some questions for us and they want us to answer some personal shit. Are you ready? Personal. Everybody always loves to ask us personal shit. I like personal shit. That's why I do it every Sunday, though. I just fucking answer everybody's questions. I've been trying to do it every Wednesday. So you have Sundays, I got Wednesdays. Yeah, I love it. What's the wildest thing we've ever seen? Ever seen on tour? Together or separately? Because he has some pretty crazy stories where I wasn't around, too.
like the one with Casey and cops and fucking oh yeah yeah no we've got a lot of drug induced stories yeah that was wild while we were on tour together um I feel like tour is just one big blur like it's literally just like you take it every day as it comes and it's so hard right now because the first stories I think of I can't tell or what I just can't tell we'll talk about
We've seen something wild on tour together. Oh, fuck. I forgot. Can I have a hint? We're talking now because you might accidentally say something. I'll tip it off. But I mean, I can't. You were wondering why I said it. You're talking. I was just reliving it in my head. Like, that's fucking crazy. We had a foursome. Yeah, that was awesome. We've had many foursomes. We had a foursome and then a couple threesomes, I believe. No, we've had a lot of threesomes and a couple foursomes. Oh, have we? Yeah, I'm...
Bunny finds women. That's the thing. It's not even like a... Women attract to Bunny. Yeah. I love all the hoes. Bunny has a Rolodex now when we go to cities. Yeah. You know what I'm saying? She don't even keep up with it no more. She's like, don't just hit me up when they see we're here. Yeah, no, I love that. She used to actually have a Rolodex. She was like, oh, man, I know these girls here. And oh, check this out. I got this set up here. It was like a game for her.
and she would just see how many she could corral. And in cities she didn't have nobody, she would, you know. Just put out the APB. Yeah, she'd just fucking. Put it on social media. She'd set up a Tinder account. I mean, we really went for it. Like, we're that couple in real life. Oh, no, we're weirdos. I love it.
It is happening. It was me and her in the tinder together like, hey. Yeah. But the thing was, as we were on the tinder, nobody believed it was us. They're like, this isn't really you guys. And I'm like, no, it's you're really talking to me, bitch. Like, it's us. Trying to come suck some dick right now. Because if not, I got to keep swiping, bitch. Let's go.
No, we, I don't know. We're just like, and that's one of the biggest questions I get asked all the time is girls are always like, you know, how do you not get jealous when jelly's with other people? Or how do you guys bring home girls? And I feel like the first thing is, is one, if you over talk about it, it makes it not fun. So if you're just sitting there talking to your dude about it and like, Oh yeah, we're going to have a threesome. How are we going to do it? Who are we going to pick? That is not fun.
Just fucking fly by the seat of your pants. Go out. We've pulled some strange women out of bars. Yeah. Like complete didn't know bunny didn't know jelly just fucking just had a bar drunk and the drunker we got was more like hey fuck let's just start shooting. Yeah. And I mean you can usually feel the vibe and like I think women are attracted to couples who they can feel there's no tension. So if you're there with your dude and you're like
chicken hawk and everything he's doing, the bitches are not going to want to come home with you. They're going to be like, Oh, this is a little sketchy, you know, but if you're just cool and just like, yeah, bitch suck his dick right here at the bar. Fucking. I usually make you kiss the girls in front of me and they're always like, are you sure? And I'm like, yeah, I fucking suck his face, bitch, you know? And I think the more comfortable you make the other girls feel, they're fine with it. As far as jealousy goes, I don't know. I just don't get jealous of you with other girls. It does not bother me. Well, you're in control. Yeah. Yeah.
I'm like a fairy. I'm like a fuck fairy. I'm excited. I just fucking... And I think what's cool too is Jay's not a creep about it. You know, if your dude's like a weirdo creep about it, then that makes it not fun either. You know, like Jay is like...
I don't care. He's just like, if I get my dick sucked, cool. If not, don't care. And the thing is, is he doesn't want to fuck them all. You know, like we might, you know, engage in some sexual activity like that. But the majority of the time is just me and the girls. And then, you know, Jay fucking coming in their mouth. And it just makes it like really easy. Yeah. It just depends on who it is.
So yeah, he doesn't make it creepy and I think that's a huge thing too. That's a big part of it. It's just not creepy. It's comfortable. And I feel like after we have threesomes, we're always closer. Yeah, it's always closer. I remember whenever we used to first do it, Jay would ask me in the morning, are you okay? And I'm like, yeah, I'm fucking... I think I had to tell him finally, don't be a fucking weirdo. Just let's go. Let's keep it moving. This is happening a lot.
Now that Monica lives at the house too, like we do it to film, we film content too. And it's just like so normal. He literally has like two wives. We're about to start an only fans page that's called sister wives. And literally it's going to be dedicated to me and Monica and other girls that we bring in sucking Jay off. He just found out about it right now. Yeah. All right. The podcast. Another big day. All right. Here I am swinging this little thing.
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How do you feel about it? I'm fucking with it. I don't have no problem with it, man. I ain't got a problem with it. Nope. I ain't got a problem with it. Nope. I ain't got a problem with it. To me, it's like, I've always been like, you know, it goes back to like the ownership thing you and I talk about all the time, like not being wardens and feeling possessive of each other, which I think is like a weird thing in itself. Having that same mindset, I equally have it about sex,
In general. Right? Like, sexuality is like just... Freedom. Yeah, dude, I'm in the rock and roll business, man. It's like, sex is a very normal thing. It's like, I'm not the dude who gets weirded out at the party when somebody breaks out cocaine, even if I don't want to partake. Yeah. You know what I'm saying? So I'm also not the dude who gets weirded out at the party if people are hooking up. Somebody's fucking showing their butthole. Yeah, it's like, it's just kind of like, you know, whatever. So it's like, also...
Brief jelly roll history. I don't know how much we've talked about this on the podcast, but in my younger, younger years...
sold cocaine at strip clubs yep it was like my hustle i found out real fast that cocaine and strip clubs went hand in hand and you used to date a lot of strippers a lot of strippers yeah i don't think people know that about you because when i first came into the picture they were like oh my god this is not even his type and it's like no yeah it is yeah for years it was definitely definitely a lot of strippers yeah you know women that were in that kind of world so it's like it just never was a
Even to this day, one of the only times you'll really see me do cocaine, as much as I joke about it, is at strip clubs. Yeah. Because it's like I immediately go back into that. Like, oh, this is my spot. This is where I do blow at. I think last time we were at a strip club, you were like, I think I'm going to do blow. I was like, I think not. Yeah, yeah. I don't tell my husband what to do at all. Like, if he wants to do something, he's more than... She was talking about hers. I did blow.
yeah yeah no i was i don't do blow and she's like i think i'm not yeah no i can't no no the way this ticker is set up but it's like so for me it was just you know it's just freedom i'm open about freedom man it's like i'm i was talking to somebody about this i keep talking about politics and i fucking hate oh god i can sum up my entire political view like this i am socially liberal fiscally conservative yeah right so it's like
Man, dude, I think it's awesome. You're a beautiful woman. You took incredible care of yourself. You taught me about self-care.
I think you're fucking gorgeous. I know that you're fucking not doing this to like... I know you're not feeding your own ego with this. No. I know that it's not a... It's like knowing intentions, like what Threesome's like. You know, it's like I know your intentions and your spirit of doing it. Absolutely. It's freedom of expression. It's not feeding the ego. You're not doing it to fish for a dude. No. You're not doing it... But you're not doing it for any other reason but the reason you're doing it. You know what I mean? So it's like I don't... I'm not...
I'm just huge. I'm huge on having my own thing. Like, and I, I love my husband, my husband. If I didn't ever want to work, I wouldn't have to. My husband is like, bitch, I got you. You don't do whatever. Do this podcast until you're fucking blue in the face.
I'm just not the type of girl who can do that. And if I see an opportunity, put me in coach. Don't I always say that to you? If I see an opportunity to get money where I don't have to go back to my old lifestyle, I'll do it. And only fans, whenever quarantine started, uh,
I even, I sat down with my husband and I was like, hey, you know, this is what it is. You know, we didn't know it was going to get to the extent that it is, but we've evolved as a family together with it. And literally it just, we talked about it and daddy was like, go baby, go. Yeah. I mean, it's just, I mean, you know, financially it helped our household in the time we needed it the most. Yeah. No one that wasn't going to be able to tour this year being the main income of an artist's
Yeah, we were scared. Definitely took a lot of pressure off of me, you know, which has been awesome. So I mean, I have, you know, I am a rave reviews. I don't know if they have a Yelp or not, but you know, OnlyFans Yelp. No, I love that. And I think that is what the one thing that makes me like the happiest about it is like, I can just be like, here, daddy.
It's whatever, whatever we need. In my world, it's like, I am so grateful for it that I participate even not being comfortable participating. I know it took him a while, but we got daddy's daddy is a cock star now. Yeah. In case you guys didn't know, he's an artist second and he's a cock star first. We,
We did a porn the other day and I made him come in and say, I want my dick sucked right now. She started that though. Cause I got drunk one night and got out of the shower and this wasn't on Holy fan. This was like a real fucking wife moment. Yeah. And I'm laying in bed, tired, had a long ass fucking day. Fucking he, he comes home shit face drunk and he looks at me from the fucking bathroom. He was like,
I showered, we're fucking. I was like. I'm showered, I'm naked, we're fucking. Yeah, I'm showered, I'm naked, we're fucking. She said, no we're not, you're taking your drunk ass to sleep. I was like, get your ass in bed, dude. You're fucking not, no, it's not happening. Chachi has made an appearance. He loves the microphone, he knows where it is. Chachi, talk to the people. You're a podcaster, Chachi. Where's mama?
where's mama he's like yes bitch so yeah to answer all you guys's questions daddy is down with the clown i do i'm totally in i actually appreciate you doing it i love you daddy does not mind only fans he partakes in it so if you guys have any more questions about that don't ask because we have answered it a million times just swipe up on my next story and look for yourself daddy i love you so much i am much
I'm so happy that... You know what I was thinking today? Because you've been a podcast whore. And I'm proud of you because I love all the people's podcasts you've been on, but...
Your first podcast was mine, wasn't it? Yes. Yeah. Yes. I love that. Now I'm becoming a podcast guest. Now you're a podcast whore. I am. I'm swinging around. I'm swinging around. It's okay. You're allowed to do it. No, I'm loving it too, though. I got a big one this Friday I'm excited about. You want to talk about it? Yeah. I mean, assuming it goes through. I don't like talking about stuff because it might not go through. We can always cut it out. Okay.
they got a hit from Nick Davis who produces the King of the Sting podcast for Brendan Schaub and Theo Vaughn. Yeah. So I think I'm going to be on there Friday. I think I'm going to be in the culture corner. Yeah. I think they're trying to get me and Hannah Barron. I didn't know who she was, but I'm going to try. You know who Hannah Barron is? Y'all know who Hannah Barron is? She is like this young girl who got famous on the internet for catfishing.
Oh, does she do the noodling? That's her. Okay, on TikTok. Yeah, she's famous everywhere. She's just huge famous. Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, I actually follow her on TikTok. Mimi, we've seen her before. She's like a cute little skinny girl. Fucking gets in there and noodles the fucking big ass catfishes. Yeah, that's her thing. Yeah, for sure. She's like butt fuck Alabama. Yeah, yeah, yeah. We want it
get on the podcast. I didn't know, but they were excited. They were like, yo, yeah, I think, we're not sure yet, but we think Hannah Barron's going to be your, because they have two people on the culture. Yeah. I was like, oh, cool. And I didn't want to say I didn't know who she was. I was like, fucking dope. I looked up Hannah Barron. I was like, oh, well, this is going to be funny. Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, she's great. Mix and match of what y'all are trying to do. So they're trying to see if they can pull it off. But I mean, I think, I think my invite is not contingent on hers. Right. They don't
matter what awesome I'm fucking proud of you baby next is Joe Rogan that's the goal baby yeah Joe man let's get fucking Joe on let's get Joe on the show well getting getting on podcast is special to me because I don't listen to music right I
Oh, we know. I listen to podcasts. Literally, we will be on tour and we will be traveling for 13 hours to another state and my husband will not turn the radio on. Everybody has to have their headphones in if they want to listen to music. He listens to nothing but podcasts and fucking, what's the boxing guy's name? Eddie Hearn? Oh, yeah. All day long. I love listening to all the podcasts. I miss his voice, you know?
Where's he been? He's back. I love Eddie Howard. I love to listen to Dana White. I love fight promoters. The good ones. Bob Arum's old ass. He's a legendary boxing promoter. Speaking of fighters. Leonard LLB. Speaking of fighters, you just had a phone call the other day. I talked to Tyson Fury. Yeah, and I literally, George Lockhart, our nutritionist, is working with the heavyweight champ right now. And he literally, he hit me and said, he's a fucking Android guy.
He said, yo, I want to FaceTime you right quick. I said, you don't have a fucking iPhone. He was like, I'll never be an iPhone snob. I need you to download WhatsApp. I was like, okay, I download WhatsApp and right then, ding, ding, and it's George listening to Save Me. And he goes, somebody save me. And then he pans the camera over and Tyson Fury goes, me from my
I'm like, it's the fucking heavyweight champ of the fucking world. Blew my mind, dude. I'm such a big boxer. I'm a big Tyson Fury fan just because, you know, Tyson Fury used to be 400 pounds. Yeah. You know, he struggled with weight, gaining it, losing it, gaining it, losing it, just like me with his depression. Yeah. You know, and it's like, just been really cool to see him on the uphill right now and
It was just cool, man. He was a good dude, man. We were talking to each other like we knew each other. No, it was really cool to see. You were like a fucking kid on Christmas. Yeah, dude. I was fired up, dog. He's fun, man. It's just good, man. That's like...
It's my thing. Speaking of depression really quick, I want to touch base on that. You have had a lot of time to yourself during this quarantine and, um, you know, you battle with depression severely, but you have picked up a new hobby that brings you joy. I'm a golfer. I'm a golfer. Well,
old tiger roll over here. I called myself Whiter Woods, but it sounded racist, so I stopped. I thought it was a good play on tiger and whiter. I thought it was clever, but
When I say he's golfing, I don't think you guys realize the extent. He is literally taking lessons and then goes daily from like 1 until 10 o'clock at night and fucking golfs and hangs out with the boys at the clubhouse. It's awesome, dude. You can't even see what we do. We just sit there and argue about putts. Yeah. And fucking own each other $2 a hole. But dude, it's like, one, I think it's important for people to learn new stuff. Yeah. Right. I think that like,
human nature, no matter how old you are, it's so important. What are you looking at, buddy? Are you protecting us? It's, uh, y'all, Mario can't see it, but Josh is over here. No, no, they see him. He's in the view. Um, it's like learning new things is so important. And I love golf because it's so concentration based. It takes my mind off everything. You really have no room to think about. It's one of the few things you can do where, you know, I don't even get, I don't touch my phone much. Yeah, no, I love that. Yeah, just
You're always thinking about the next shot. You're always heading to the next shot. You're always focusing on the next shot. You're always thinking about what you could have done better on the last shot. And then you go back to what they call the 19th hole, which is the bar. And all the boys settle up their $2 bets on who hit the longest putt or the closest to the pin on this hole. And they argue about it like it's fucking the thousand dollars.
And it's fun. And it's a game where nobody judges you if you start drinking at 10 a.m. Yeah. It's right up your alley. Nobody cares. Like, you're on the golf course and you'll be like, yeah, I'll take a vodka soda at fucking 9.30 in the morning and the other guys golfing with you aren't like, it's fucking weird. They're like, yeah, we'll talk about it.
one, two. You know, some guys getting a Bud Light and hadn't ate breakfast yet. Yeah. So that's cool. No, I love that. And since you've been playing, you've been so much happier. Yeah, it's a gentleman's game too. That's what I like about it the most. I love it. I'm about to start playing tennis, bitches. Yeah. I've always had this lifelong fantasy of being a housewife that plays tennis.
I don't know why. It's crazy. So I'm really excited to do that because that's like me fulfilling one of my childhood dreams. I was always meant to be a housewife. I always wanted to be a housewife. I just bucked it my entire life. Yeah. I know. Well, you bring a lot out of me.
Good stuff. I like your match. Your match? I love you so much. Thank you for coming on my podcast for the 546th time. I'll be here the 547th time. I'm ready and excited. I love you. I love you.
Everybody, you know where to find Joliet. Do you want to shout out where they can find you in case they don't? Yeah, just look me up. Well, don't look him up on OnlyFans, though. He does sing and rap and does a whole bunch of other shit, too. Thank you guys for tuning in to the new Dumb Blonde Unrated. I can't wait to get wild and crazy with you guys the more we're on here. And I will see you guys soon. Bye.
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