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Live chats, live chats that I actually am talking in every single night. Last but not least, we give away gifts every freaking month. I'm talking like signed stuff from Jay and I, lives. You just never know what kind of surprise you're gonna get. It's like a Cracker Jack box. I love the community that we've built over there at Patreon. If you are already a Patreon member,
I freaking love you, dude. Thank you so much. You guys are my babies for life, my writers. If I could, I would literally make out with each and every one of you. I love you guys so much. And that's a lot of kisses, actually. Gotta go, bye.
What's up, babies? Welcome back to another Ask, Tell, Confess. Ask, Tell, Confess. Confess. Confess.
So far, you guys are loving these. I think one of them even made it in the news. Yes. People really like these. I love that. It's crazy because I've literally been doing ask, tell, confesses on my Instagram for 10 years. People tell you some wild shit on Instagram. I've had people confess murders. I was going to say, remember that one time the guy confessed a murder? Yeah, twice. It's happened twice. Oh, twice. Yes, twice. It was the same person? I don't know. I didn't ask. When people confess murders to me, I'm just like...
This is not the place. Like, no, I don't want to be involved. Don't do that. I am not a priest. Cool. But stop. Yeah. It's cool. But stop. I don't want to fucking have to deal with that. I'm not a priest. Yeah. You know, like motherfuckers going confessional booths and tell people like, you know, priests like father, I fucking did this, you know, like that's how I feel like it's become. And I'm just like, no, I'm not the place. There's a line that needs to be drawn in the sand. Yeah.
I love that. Don't cross it. Don't fucking tell me about murders you've committed. I don't want to be an accessory to murder by accident. By accident. Guilty by, and that's my luck. Have you ever reposted one of the questions or are you just like? Yes, I've reposted both of them. And I just said, don't, I don't want to know this. Don't tell me this. Spicy. As fuck. Okay. Today we're just going to do some asks. Okay. And we've got some good questions. Let's hear. Someone named Sarah. Sarah. So Sarah. Sarah.
Sorry. Like house bunny. Yeah. Your intrusive thought came out. Sarah really wants you to make a public Spotify playlist for your fans. I think that's a great idea. I have one. I made one like three years ago, I think, but I need to update it. Let's, let's make a new one. Yeah. If you help me do it, I just don't have time. It's going to be four hours of Nickelback. Literally. Chad Krogies Hoagie.
Don't fucking play with me. And maybe a little bit of Inya mixed. Should we put like all your personalities in one? I love Inya. If you guys have never listened to Inya, first of all, Inya is one of the highest, is the highest paid artist.
in the world. What? She has one of the top selling records. Yes, give it a go. Enya is her fucking, what is it called? Caribbean Blue, Orinoco Flow, all that shit. You guys ever want to go to, have you ever heard Enya? I don't know what you're talking about. Oh my God.
god this is why i'm shocked how have you not heard inya okay so i was introduced to inya a long long long long time ago when i went to go visit my aunt in kentucky it was all she would let us fucking listen to and hold on i'm gonna just kentucky kentucky um yeah so inya it's called watermark is the album and is it the album yeah orinoco flow here we go
Here we go. I don't know what to expect right now. Caribbean blue is even better. It takes a minute, but I promise. Like, if you want to just sail away and meditate. We can sail, let me sail, let me orenocoflon. Let me beach. Come on. Let me sail, let me beach. Let me beach. Let me beach.
I mean, it's great. It's good shit. Wow. What do you think, Jaime? Anytime I have anxiety or I'm on a plane, put on some fucking Inya.
I don't know if you miss this over here, but he was showing us his weenie boy moves. Oh, I love it. We love Jaime. Jaime is one of the girls, man. I was telling Jay that. I was like, I'm so glad we hired Jaime. We love Jaime. If you guys didn't know, Jaime is our new videographer on the team. But he's not really our new videographer. Oh, no. He's one of past...
He is. He used to work for my husband. So he was around for like, what, a year? Yeah, a year, a little over a year. He went on tour with us and everything. I love it. And then my husband was going to hire him back. And I was like, motherfucker, you have Andy. Okay, you won't even let me use Andy, but you want to just hoard Jaime now. And he was like, all right, fine. If you don't hire Jaime, I'm going to hire him. I was like sold to the highest bidder. I love Jaime. One of the girlies. How does it feel being one of the girls, Jaime? Feels good. Feels like I'm right at home, to be honest. Yeah.
We talk about shitting. We fucking, poor Jaime got broken real easy. Yeah, real fast. I know, he jumped in quick. We were like, hey, we're traveling. Let's go get on the plane. Next week, we're going to talk about how we took him to the weenie boys in Vegas. It was amazing. Yeah.
All right. So back to the playlist. We got sidetracked. Playlist. We will make it. We will make it. I promise. We'll post it. We'll link it to this episode in the description. Yes. Fantastic. All right. God, we're going to make one that fast? No. It's going to go from Young Dolph to Morgan Wallen. And I'm going to tell you this right now. There will be no jelly roll on my playlist. Not a single one. You ruined his algorithm. I can't. I can't do it. I love My Husband to Death. But you guys don't understand. I heard these songs two years before they came out.
So what you guys are hearing, I've been hearing for five years. You're like, I'm done. Yeah. Unless it's like as OG rap music, then I will. Yeah. We'll throw a spicy one. I love rapper roll. Yeah. I love rapper roll. Hold on. Chachi wants to say something. Okay, go ahead. That was great. Okay. All right. Savannah wants to know about your pinky nail.
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Why is the pinky nail pointy and the rest are square? So most people have a pointy pinky nail because it's a coke nail. Yes. I don't... I have a really weird thing with being like everybody else. I do not want to do what everybody else is doing. So...
I, whenever we did the coffin shape, I was like, I love this, but it needs a little razzle dazzle. You know, I was like, make my pinky nail pointy because any other nail, like if this was pointy, it would look off. If this one was pointing, you know, like the only nail that would look good pointy is the pinky nail. It's so good.
iconic though I've I uh there was another shape that I used to do that I used to get my nails done where this would be carved out and it would be like two points and I had my nails like that forever and people used to ask why do you do that but it was just because I just want to be different I don't want to do what everybody else is doing a fun fact even your character in your intro
has one pointed pinky nail that's hilarious pinky nails are pointed on your character guy who fucking did our new intro dude thanks alex alex you are so dope i just have enjoyed working with him so much and he did a fantastic job and now you are your own character so anything we want to do in the future he can make which we met him through jesse lawless right yay luke and you know what
I respect this question. This is why I chose this question because I feel like everyone who has found some success in their life feels this and I feel like everyone needs to hear this. So Luke said, I'm finally on the other side of life where the good things happen instead of the bad things. But my brain is waiting for the other shoe to drop. Does this happen to y'all? If so, what helps you guys not self-sabotage? I think you get to a point where you don't
You don't want to keep expecting the worst because you're manifesting the worst. You are literally putting what you fear you'll feed and you are putting that into the universe that like, Hey, the shoe's going to drop eventually. So guess what? It's going to drop eventually. I don't want shit to drop. I want to keep motherfucking going. I want to,
What's that song? Brown Mary keep on burning. Rolling, rolling, rolling down the river. Like that's what I want to do. So I think you need to start retraining your brain. And I talk about this all the time.
all the time. If you think a negative thought during, and we all think negative thoughts. Yeah. We're not saying like you're going to be perfect at this at all. But if you think like, if you are thinking about like, okay, I'm going to go do this and I'm going to fucking do it. Great. And something inside of you says, oh, but this is going to happen. Say, go fuck yourself. No, this is going to happen. And just retrain your brain. And I promise you small little tricks like that of just even changing one to two bad thoughts a day become just perfect.
positivity. And I will suggest for you to have the people around you, help you hold you accountable. Bunny's my person and my husband is my person on holding me accountable. When I do tend to self-sabotage, it'll be like, don't put that out there. Just don't, you know? And then I'm like, okay, clearly. Cause I don't see it all the time. I think we all do it for each other. Yeah. It's such a natural thought for people to have, you know? And I will say Luke,
don't put it out there because then it will come so let's just focus on the good and if the shoe drops it does and we pivot but just keep going absolutely so this is a good question someone wants to know if there is anything you ever miss about the single life per se
The random dicks. But no, I'm just kidding. Not the long breath after I felt that. She said... Man, I used to have a plethora of cock. No, you know...
I mean, I love to hear the no, because I'm the same way. Yeah. You know, it's so weird for me for people who are like, oh yeah, this, this, this. And I'm like, no, like it was, it was a wild time. And I think I missed the girl that I was because I was so fearless and I didn't give a fuck. And I fucking was breaking motherfuckers hearts left and right. Like that was fun for me. Cause I just love to be, you know, just in my dark feminine. Um,
Um, but my husband makes me soft. He does. And like, I am such a pussy with my husband. I'm just like, daddy, like literally like I'm, he makes me so soft and I love the soft version of me. And before anybody can fucking clip that, I was completely joking about the plethora of dick. I'm a smart ass, but, um, I do, uh, I enjoy the safeness that comes with my marriage and I didn't have that before. Whenever I was single, it was, um,
Single is chaos. Scary times. Yeah. I couldn't imagine dating right now. I say that all the time. I've been in a relationship now for well over a decade. I'm on my way, baby. And...
I don't think I could handle modern dating scene. No fucking way, bro. It's a swipe and you're done. Like you never get a chance with that person. That's how people's emotions are too. It's honestly like TikTok. You know, we just sit there and scroll and scroll and scroll. They're doing that in the dating scene. That is crazy to me. People think that there's always something better. The grass is always greener and it's not like, I feel like this, if you're single in this generation, I am so sorry. And I feel bad for Haley. I know.
She's like, she's given up. And I thought that makes me sad. It does. Because I kind of liked the spicy Haley that was getting more dick than a fucking glory hole. No, Haley was getting more ass than a toilet seat. Yes, absolutely. I liked watching from far. No, it was, it was admirable. Yeah. And to watch her fucking just, you just sport fuck ran game. I know. Yeah. No, we, you know what? Maybe tour will bring that out.
To her. To her. I don't know. I mean, she's around the same boys. I mean, maybe if she meets somebody on the road. Maybe we get her back on swiping and in each city. I think her and Tasha can fucking find little boy toys. Oh my God, for the love of Tasha and Haley. I'm down to do that show. I'll do it. Let's do it. I'm so down. Dating on the road. Speed dating. Speed dating town to town. Have guys just show up at the venue and fucking...
Whoever makes it to the last round gets to stay the entire show with them. Oh my God. That is so funny. Actually. Would you guys watch that? That's so great. I would watch it. Yeah. Yeah. I like it. All right. We're creating a dating show guys. Yeah. Okay. That's how shows are created in this company. Honestly, it could be a tick tock show. Oh my God. I would fucking laugh. My, I would just to see the men show up.
Would be amazing. Guys, it's happening. I don't know. If you guys would watch it, let us know. And last question.
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Sign up today. This actually isn't a question. This is Jennifer. She asked if we would help manifest her promotion in HR. And you know what? Yes. You already got it, baby. You have it. You got it, baby. You have this opportunity.
It's going to happen. Yeah. Don't think anything different. Let us know when you get it. Yeah. Come back around and let us know how the new job's going for you. DM me, DM me, me. Let us know. We're rooting for you, baby. Absolutely. That's how easy manifesting is. It really is. When you say, how do you manifest? You believe you already have something before you have it. That is how I've done my whole life. What was your first manifestation that you can remember? I wanted to be Tawny Katane and marry a rock star. Oh, okay.
Mine was when I was a kid. I was laying under the stars and really wanted a dog. And my parents told me I would never get a dog again. And I laid there under the stars and I was like, I'm getting a dog. And like two years later, we got a dog. Damn, two years? I mean, it was a lot of convincing. Shit. Yeah.
It's all right. I had to wait a whole lifetime. So yeah, it's my man for my, I'm over here talking shit to you. I'm like, damn two years and I'm here. I am fucking 37 years later. I just truly remember like telling myself if I believe it, it'll happen. And I was so young. I was so young when that happened. And I, I will never forget that. Yeah. No, it's real. Manifestation is so fucking real, man. You don't have to, it doesn't, it's not a big to do. It's not, you know, you don't have to sit down with a bunch of candles and a fucking one of those bong
things you don't have to do that that was a good one literally just say it's mine yeah you have to believe it yeah you have to visualize it and believe it you're not telling yourself to believe it you are believing it literally there's a difference yep that's literally all it is hold on i got another inya song this one's so good it's my favorite caribbean blue
This is my favorite India song right here. It's called Caribbean Blue. Listen to that. How beautiful is that? And then when the chicks start singing, it's like amazing. All right, here we go. Ready, guys? Buckle up. Tell me that's not peaceful. It's a spa. This is like ethereal. We're swarming around with all who ever knew.
High above is Caribbean blue. All right. You guys go fucking listen to Enya. Enya, you better reach out to me for plugging you like this. Man, she's already the top paid. She don't need us. I know, right? She's like, bitch, fuck you. You pay me for using. You know what? I might get in trouble for using her music on the fucking podcast. Okay. We'll find out. All right. Uh,
Wow, someone confessed that their mother slept with my fuck buddy years ago in our backyard when they were drunk. Damn, not the backyard, boogie. I don't understand how moms can do that. Tammy accidentally used 99% rubbing alcohol on her booty hole. I mixed up the bottles, thought it was witch hazel. Tammy. That is a dried out bunghole. I mean, witch hazel doesn't feel any better. She has hemorrhoids, obviously. Yeah.
I mean, oh, that's a great question. Jaime said, did she get drunk off that? Ooh, would you?
It's a different alcohol, right? Yeah, I would say so. But if it is going directly and it is pure alcohol, I feel like alcoholics. Yeah. I mean, even alcoholics will drink anything that alcohol like nail polish remover. Yeah. Oh my God. I've seen, I've drank mouthwash before when I needed to come down off a cocaine binge. Listerine. What? Oh yeah. You drink it. You'll get a little buzz. It's got alcohol in it. Yeah.
And does it counteract the cocaine? Yes, it'll calm you down. Oh, God. You know what? That's not a tip, guys. It's just what I used to do. Just so you know, we do not condone cocaine nights. Interesting. Okay. My sponsors are going to be like, okay. Can we not be on these episodes? Make this new school year an opportunity for your kids to learn important life skills with Greenlight.
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Fuck. Listerine ends up coming in for a sponsor. But next week, you guys are going to be like, hey, have you guys ever washed your mouth with Listerine? And you guys are going to be like, this bitch got a fucking... All right. Everyone wants to know what you and Jay do to keep your relationship spicy. And recently, you guys just had a trip to get away from everyone. You put your phones down because you realized being...
Not normal, but going back to like not having your guys' crews around you and just having that one-on-one has really helped your guys' relationship because you guys had to have a little hotel experience where you carried your bags.
And it was really humbling. And we were just like, we were doing all this. And he's like, baby, this reminds me of when we first got together. And I was like, I know. And it was really sweet. But, you know, I mean, you guys need to define spicy because after you've been with somebody for almost a decade, I don't think spicy really. I don't think they mean spicy per se of like, what do you guys do to keep your relationship healthy and fresh? And that is like your little date. Like you guys really set aside time to be like, this is awesome.
our time. Well, I need to let you, Oh, so we do that every night. He'll he's been doing it a lot more lately, but he'll come and crawl into bed really early. And we just will binge watch, um, like a, a series. I mean, we watched, uh, mayor of Kingstown. That's like one of our shows. And then, um, the mayor of mayor, uh, what is the other one that we just watched? I forget the name of the fucking show, but it was amazing. It had, um, the chick from Titanic in it. Uh, so good. Um,
Mayor of Kingstown. There's mayor of Kingstown. And then there's another one that's something town and she's in it. And it's amazing. It was so good. But we watched like series together and like, you know, my husband, my husband is a Capricorn Venus. So he's not romantic at all. A Capricorn Venus is turned on by hard work. Like, you know, and I'm a Capricorn Aquarius sun and a Capricorn rising. So we are just both.
goal oriented. Like what tickles our pickle, like for our anniversary this year, we're not buying each other gifts. We're donating to a charity. Like that makes us feel good. And I think we're just at a point right now where like we all, we both just want to be purposeful. We want to be useful and we want to, um, you know,
change other people's lives because we've already changed our lives. So now it's like our time to give back. So I think us doing that together, touring together brings us really close because, you know, one we're working, but two we're,
to be in each other's faces all the time. Yeah. Um, cause I'm very picky about where I appear, you know, and he hates that. If my husband could have it his way, I would be by his side every appearance. And I'm like, you signed up to be a country music star, not me. Okay. I have a house that I make content in and I'm completely happy with that. Um, and so now my new thing is, is like, I'm going on tour with you. You got me for three months fucking straight. Don't ask me for anything else, you know? But,
But I love my husband. And I mean, like, he's my best fucking friend. So I think that when it...
is just so natural. You don't really have to focus on keeping it spicy. You guys just do, you know, and it's like, but I really do feel like your nighttime routine. Yeah. Finding your day dates that you guys do. Those are important. Yeah. Which we're going to do those day dates on tour. We promise each other that once a month, like on while on tour, if not more, we'll try to sneak away and just have a date and like a different city. And when I truly mean, it's like just you too. People don't realize like you really don't bring anyone with you. We,
And we try not to bring security. We don't want to bring, unless like on tour, we'll probably have to bring security. But like while we're at home, at least we can kind of sneak around and we know where we can go and not. All right. Are we done? We are done guys. All right. We'll ask you guys next week. Some more ask, tell. Where do they go to leave their question? Listen, man.
I don't know if you guys know this or not, but we've got a Patreon and it's pretty fucking popping. We are about to hit 200,000. 200,000 members, baby. Can't wait. I'm so excited. I love everyone over there. I know. You guys are fucking wild. They're so funny when the lie detector thing was, they're like, where is it?
Yeah. And it's so crazy just to give you guys insight on the backend. Once we upload it, uh, Patreon has to do like their thing is what I like to call it. We have no control over that. Yeah. It could sit in process for 20 minutes and it could sit in process for two hours. We have zero control over that. So if it, if it's like a small delay, it is definitely not us. Yeah. We love our Patreon family though. So if you guys want to be a part of this, ask, tell, confess that we're doing weekly now, uh,
Go over to patreon.com backslash dumb blonde podcast and just join the family because that's what we are over there. We're just a freaking family. We love everyone. And we love you guys. And we have tears for everybody. Five, 10, 15, and 22. Mm-hmm.
Each tier comes with a lot of shit. Even the $5 one does. The minute you subscribe, you unlock years. And I literally mean years of content. Yeah. It's not just like most Patreons. And this isn't me talking shit about other people's Patreons. But they don't post as much content as we do. We post a lot. And then especially being on tour, you guys are going to feel like you're literally on tour with us. Because that's all we're going to do is post shit for you guys. And we're always in the chat. So you have direct contact with us. Yes.
All right. Love you guys. Talk to you later. Bye.
