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- Guys. - Girls. - We're in the studio today. - We are indeed. - And we're doing stuff that we're gonna post publicly to our audience because we're just nice guys like that. - Standard. - We have a question of the week. Who has delivering all the deliverables? I actually have one. I found one. - Okay. - And it actually did make me laugh. What is it? Yeah, cool. It's a combo starter. - It is a combo starter? - Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- And you've got just the one? - I've just got one. - All right, cool. - It's not a massive converse talk. - Okay, I was gonna say, we'll do that first. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - I'll do a few and then we'll go back to that. - All right, gang. - Cool, the question of the week this week was, what's something you don't understand about the opposite sex? A lot of them were men, like directed towards men as opposed to men replying. - Yeah. - Yeah. - Yeah, of course. - Which was expected. - It is expected, but yeah, carry on. - Why do men say they're fighting demons when it's actually just consequences?
I'm fighting demons. - It's just a consequence of your actions. - Yeah bro. - We love a pity party. We love to say, this is the difference between men and women, yeah? When we get caught doing bullshit, we love to be like, I can't control it. The devil is under my skin. - That just reminded me of Kendrick Lamar. What song is that? Is it "I" or right? There's part of the video is like,
- Yeah. - Bro, it's like, yeah, we love to be like, it's in my soul and I can't get it out. - Yeah. - Babe, help me get it out. - Fighting demons. - Yeah, I'm fighting these demons 24/7. - Oh. - Fuck. - Yeah. - Oh. - Yeah, it's tough. But whereas women would be like, if you loved me, right, I wouldn't be looking for other cock to bounce on. How about that? - I couldn't hear that. - Yeah. - Is that verbiage? I couldn't hear that.
I wouldn't be looking for other cock to bounce on. If you show me some quality time just now and again, I wouldn't have to seek it. That validation, it wouldn't be needed. Fuck, yeah. Yeah, it's tough. That's tough. All right, next one. What's something you don't understand about the opposite sex? Why do men only reply to certain parts of a text message? Because we pick and choose the stress we want in our lives. Factual information.
- And there's no even ands, factual. Factual, because there are times where, or also not to double down, not even that distress in our lives,
- It pisses me off when statements are made that aren't factual or aren't a true representation of what you're trying to say. So I double down on those points. I don't give a fuck about the other points. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, 100. - Because those points piss me off. - Yeah, and also I'm not a paragraph kind of kid. So if you send me bad points, I'm not replying to every single thing, bro. Let's just, let's get to the gist. - Facts, facts.
What's something you don't understand about the opposite sex? Why women are afraid to take the bins out at all costs. Yeah. Bro, whether it be spiders, whether it be, I'm going to get kidnapped. That trip is going to take me to the end of the drive. You never know what's going to happen to me. It's like, you just went shot. You did the same walk. Yeah. Bins out is a, I don't know how it became a man's job, but it just is. It just really is. Yeah. It really is. All right.
or something you don't understand about the opposite sex. Why men have to make it a two hour event just to go to the toilet. Bro, push and move on. - Nah, G, 'cause we want space. Peace, quiet, and it's me time. - Yeah, listen, if you lot think it takes us the time it takes to shit, big man, I promise you you're wrong. As soon as I close that bathroom door behind me and there's silence in here,
Bro, I'm in for a treat. I'm in for a treat. Bro, the shit's done in two seconds. And I'm going to be on that toilet for four hours, bro. Just getting time to myself. Scrolling on the phone, bro. I remember telling you I had an ex that banged on the door one time, innit? I think so. Said, I know you're in there to get away from me.
- When I say my knees went in like this, I know you were in there because you want to get away from me. - I don't remember that. - Because she was like, it's the fifth time today. 'Cause I couldn't stand being around her, bro. I couldn't stand it. - Damn! - She was on there. When it got to like the fourth or fifth time that day, she was knocking on the door. - I know you're doing this just to get away from me. - I know you're doing this just to get away from me, bro. I was on Clash of Clans.
- I was playing Clash of Clans, bro. - Oh, wow. - And when we had a clown war, I would go to the toilet. - Focus. I've still got that game on my phone. - Yeah, really, yeah. - Bro. - Bro, when we used to have clown wars at Clash of Clans, I would have to go to the toilet. - 'Cause we need that focus. - Bro, I need to lock in. - Wow. - Yeah. - Wow, Clash of Clans, what an era. - Yeah, that was a game, bro. We need to bring Clash of Clans back. - You moved on to Clash Royale. - I love Clash Royale. - Oh yeah, you did for a little stint. - Now I play Battle Royale.
No, not Black or Royal. What's it called? Clash Royale. Oh, is it still Clash Royale I play? Probably. I thought it was. Sorry, it probably still is. Clash Royale. I do play Clash Royale. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Clash Royale. That game's hard, bro. Yeah. I saw someone playing Clash of Clans and the Barbers like last week and I was thinking, wow, what a throwback. I could get back into that. Bro, that was a solid time in our lives. The amount of pressure. Yeah.
- The amount of pressure to perform. - Yeah. - Bro, the amount of pressure to perform. - And when you had to go, like, let's say I'm like sixth in the tally and you had to draw for a number five just like to make up the stars.
- God. - Yeah. - God. - There was nothing worse than letting the team down, bro. - Yeah. - Coming back with one star. - Yeah. You've got two opportunities to get your six stars and anything less than four. - Yeah, bro. - You're potentially getting tough that week. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Damn. - It was Christian Mox. - I remember at one point I had a strategy
every week and it was slapping me. I was getting five, six stars three weeks, four weeks in a row. I was like, I'm patterned bro. For some reason, my matter, his matter didn't matter. He smacked me. I came back with like one or two stars. I couldn't face anyone on the team. Just I'm sorry, innit? And you can't do that consistently. You can't. They'll turf you. You have to find a new clan.
- Yeah, and your village is still level nine? - Yeah. - The balls of you. - Wait, let me actually open mine up right now and see what level I'm on. - I need to download it again, I think. - Surely that needs an update. Or is this auto updating? - No, it says load in. - Let me see. - Okay. - Oh, rah. Oh, this is, it started me again. - Yeah, they wanna give you the whole. - Yeah, it started me again, rah. Oh wait, tell a lie. Load village, load village. Town hall level 11. - Nice.
Although we say sick it goes up to like 20 now. Oh, does it really something crazy like that? Yeah, I think at the time it was 12 was the highest Yeah, it goes which one's the one with lava pouring out of it. I've got lava 10 Anyway, anyway, what we don't understand about the opposite sex. Yes What's some what's something you don't understand about the opposite sex a guy's ability to say I don't care and actually mean it That's on god. That is when we're done. We're done. That's on god. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah that there's nothing else to say. Mm-hmm
How guys can take five minutes to get ready and still look good. Nice. That's a bonus, man. It is. I always feel bad for girls. Like, I feel like I'm glad that they appreciate the dress up. But I always feel that, like, it's underwhelming. Because all I've done is change clothes. You've done a whole thing. Hair is different. Face is different. Garms are different. Like, shoes, everything. Nails. Yeah. You've seen this haircut. Yeah.
- All I had to do was change. - Yeah, I just changed this. - That's it. - Yeah. - And you're gassed. - I look fly. - Yeah. - It's peak, it's unfair. - Bro, literally I barely slept. - Yeah, see. - I barely slept and you're just it here like, wow, so handsome. - I'm knackered. - Yeah, I'm knackered. - Free sign on. All right, do you wanna do your one? - Oh yeah. - I've only got a few more. - This one made me laugh. - All right. - So something you don't understand about the opposite sex, yeah? Why don't men apply lotion to areas they can't see?
And that is on God. Areas they can't see. First of all, I have to disagree because I apply lotion everywhere. Not areas I can't see. There are some places I can't apply because I can't reach. I.e. there's a part of my back I can't reach. And that's it. You lotion your hamstrings?
- Everywhere, brother. - Your ass? - I do. - Everywhere, brother. - You get naked and lose your ass? - Before I put my clothes on. - I don't get naked to shower, but I am naked already. - I'm naked already after I shower. I'll moisturize everywhere that I can reach. - That's sus, bro. - It's not sus. - That's sus! - To moisturize everywhere. - Rubbing cream into your body. - Not into my body. - Into your body. - On my body. - Yeah, into the skin. - Not into my body. - Yeah, into the skin. Not inside your asshole. I'm saying you sit there and do circular motions on your ass cheeks.
- Tell the truth. - I don't sit there. Yes, I stand there. - In the steamy naked room and put... - Nah bro. - Yes, I put moisturizer everywhere. - Nah bro, I don't. - Frontal plane. - That's it? So your back is dry as fuck? - Of course I don't moisturize my back, I can't reach. - What do you mean of course? - I do this. - Yeah, so where you can reach. - There's no point me trying to get
10% more on my back. - Okay, okay, forget it. - Isn't it relevant? - Hamstrings, no. - Hamstrings, my hamstrings ain't, unless I'm getting rubbed down. - An actual massage. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. My hamstrings ain't never tasted no moist, just sweat. - That's news to me. - Sweat and hard work and labor. - Crazy. - I've got feels to pay you man of rubbing hamstrings. - I knew you were gonna try and make it. - With E45.
- Crazy. - Yeah, this time. - Crazy. - This time I'm trying to form a mortgage and you man are robbing your ass. All right, man. - Wow. - I guess we're not the same. - I guess we're not. - Do you wash your legs in the shower? - Yeah, yeah, yeah, I never used to. - Oh yeah, we had this conversation. - We had this conversation. - Yeah, I do now. Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Okay, why did you change? - Because I got pulled up.
Okay. Because there was a guy who used to do interviews for NBA players, little Mexican guy, and randomly he would ask him random questions. He brought us a long bar and James was like, do you wash your legs in the shower? And he was stumbling. And I remember that time thinking, I don't think I wash my legs in the shower. I just let the whole thing dribble. I was like, because, like, yeah, at the time, hair, face,
Pits, arms, breasts, balls, body. And I would do like up to like here. I'm not bending down to do this. I was thinking nah. But now, obviously daddy's up now. So my shower has a step in there. So now I do that. And I get right in between the toes. All that kind of stuff. Not like it makes a fucking difference. Whether the suds are coming from here and washing down or I go like this. Doesn't make a difference. Don't judge.
- I'm not joking, I'm looking at you bro. - I can see your eyes, look at this. - I'm looking at you bro. - But yeah, when I get out, I step out the shower, dry myself off. - And just frontal play. - And then yeah, and then I cream, I have, this is my routine, right? - All right. - I'm gonna let you man in. - All right, pause. - Pause.
What do I do first? First is facial treatment. So I have a mist. - Mist, yeah. - I have a mist, I do this. And then I do this so it dries. 'Cause otherwise we're just rubbing in mist. So I do this to let it dry. Then I've got a face oil. I moisturize in oil. Yeah. And sometimes I have a under eye side. - Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. - That is a bit sleepy. Sleepy snoozy. Yeah, yeah, yeah. A little caffeine, vitamin C, joining under here. Then we get the oil.
That's that. Then we get in there with the thick, like sheer bar. All in there. Hands, elbows, double on the elbows. Biceps and shoulders. Now I'm looking at my chest glistening. Now we're walking down into the stomach area. Back, neck, definitely under the neck here. Cool, cool, cool, cool, cool. Little bit more. Here, knees. Straight in the knees. Calfs, calves. Onto the beard. - Fair. - We're not doing arses.
- All right, brother. That's all I can say. All right, brother. I cream everywhere. I cream everywhere I can reach. - Swear. - Gooch? - No. - Well, you can reach out fine. - I don't cream my gooch. - All right, but yeah. - So the judgment is selective. The selective of our judgment. - I cream my gooch. I cream everywhere. - Cream your gooch? - I cream my gooch. - Why?
- Skin is skin bro. It's just, skin can be dry. - It doesn't come to mind to clean. - There's cream everywhere. - My gooch has never been dry. - But when you step out of the shower and you dry with your towel, it's dry at that moment. - No, I'm saying in terms of dry and like lacking moisture. - Oh, okay. - If someone finds ash on my gooch, I'm going to the hospital.
- Yeah, right? - I'm saying my cooch has never been dry. Or a gooch rubber. - Bro, if someone has ashy skin on the valley between my balls and my ass, I'm going to the hospital. I'm not draws in for cream. - Oh my God. Oh my God. - But yeah, anyway, wow. You're right, it was a conversation starter. Fuck, right.
What's something you don't understand about the opposite sex? Why straight men love anal so much? Sounds sus to me. Yeah. I don't understand. Oh, wait. Like giving anal? Or getting backshotted? I'm assuming like not getting backshotted. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like enjoying the pleasures of anal. Sounds sus. How's that? I don't know. How's that? I don't know. I don't know.
- A girl sent that in. - She said it sounds sus that we like anal. - Yeah, yeah. I don't see why and how that's not at all. - Yeah, 'cause she's not getting it because like if men had a tool, if men were born with a normal tool
That like fertilizer, like your dick, right? You have your dick. And then that's the fertilizer, whatever. And then for some reason, you just had a fat dick on another part of your body. And then if she was like, bang me with the big ting. Just on a good day, just bang me with the bigger one. I'm like, that's sus. That's crazy. Obviously she's going to want the bigger one. Sometimes we want the tighter one.
Sometimes. And it's just a bit freaky. - Yeah, it's different. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, it's different. - Oh God. - All right. What's something you don't understand about the opposite sex? How women say they're ready, but we end up late to the event and they wonder why. And they wonder why. - To be fair, I can't even put that all on women, you know? This is a safe space, isn't it? This is a safe space, right? You're not as bad as you used to.
You and Jay, I can't, I got, there was a time a few years I got to the end of my talent. - Jay will never change. - He won't ever change. - I have changed. - You've changed? - I've changed. - You have changed. - You actually have changed. - You've changed a lot. - You've changed a lot. - Yeah. - You arrived places, when we went to that Christmas party, was it Christmas party? - Yes. - Yeah. - You were pretty good on time. And there's a good few places you've been on time. There was one time, I'm gonna hold my hands up now, I will never ever forgive you and Jay for one thing that you did.
- Fuck on. - My birthday, when we went to go watch Bruno Mars. - Yeah. - These motherfuckers were late as shit. - Before we went to Bruno Mars? - Before we went to Bruno Mars. So I went down to London. - Yeah. - Aaron had a bodybuilding show in London somewhere in some exhibition center. - I did. - Okay. - We left there, went back to his yard. - Yeah. - And everyone's getting ready for Bruno Mars. This kid took four years to get ready.
And then on top of how long it took to get ready, we had an agreed time that we were leaving. This prayer overshot it by fuck knows how long. On top of that, Jay was even later than him to pick us up. It was a bad day. And Anderson Paak was opening. Oh, yeah. I wanted to see him way more than I wanted to see Bruno Mars. We missed that, John. I forgot about that. I was... I didn't say a word. Mm-hmm.
Completely heartbroken. I remember you were waiting at the venue for time. - Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. - It was at the O2. - It was at the O2, yeah. - I was murked. - Damn, damn, I completely forgot about those chain of events. - I completely forgot about that. I'm so sorry because- - It was years ago. - It was years ago. It was 2017. Yeah, I completely forgot that Anderson .Paak was even a thing at that. That's how late we were. - I think that was his first big tour.
even though he wasn't headlining. But I'm pretty sure that was early Anderson Pack days in terms of like globally. - That was, yeah, that's on me. That was a bad night. - And so yeah, I co-sign the fact that it's not just the galley. There are times for me as well. Even though I've pre the route on Waze or Maps or whatever, I could say it's an hour, for example. And I'm like, okay, I need to leave at three to get there exactly for four.
I don't factor in the time it takes me to like leave the yard, get to my car, start the engine, all these little, little nitty gritty things. And I've probably like tried, I've probably got the outfit on in my head, but once I actually try it on, I feel like, eh, it looks nice or I still need to iron this. I need to do like...
My planning sometimes is terrible. So I do end up being like 10, 15 minutes, maybe 20. Planning what marks me with packet. That's me. And every week, not even holiday, every week now when I'm getting ready to come down to London for a few days, I can never be. Sometimes I pack the night before, but nine times. That's a very rare occurrence. And then I usually, Jack picks me up at like nine. Always. Bro, I'm always thinking I've got the outfits. I know I'm going to pack. Yeah.
I'm rushing around like a waste man It takes me 40 minutes to pack this suitcase sometimes I'm just rushing around looking for this, looking for that, looking for this Late bro, late And I'm thinking bro, fix up Yeah, yeah But yeah, anyway, cool, what's next? Last one What's something you don't understand about the opposite sex? Where do you guys put your dicks When they're sat on the toilet? You don't let that one hang in there In? Am I pissing? No, you're taking a shit, you're sat on the toilet
- So is it like in the basin or is it resting on the toilet seat? - Oh, we've had this conversation before. Now it's inside the dorm, bro. - Mine's resting. - Yeah, we've had this conversation before. I'm not resting my cock on the seat. I'm never resting my cock inside it. - It's hanging, there's nothing touching it. - No, my cock's touching the thing, brother.
- No, it's not. You don't sit back far enough then. - Yeah, you should be sitting far back enough so that your piece doesn't touch. - Yeah, the thing hangs in air bro. I'm not resting. I rest it. I rest it, brother. I rest it. And I feel like I'm sitting back enough. - Nah, nah bro. I'm not resting my thing on the seat like that. That's crazy. - Rem, what do you do? I'm assuming you hang. - Yeah, bro. 'Cause I'm sat back far enough. - Is your back on the thing?
- I lean forward bro, I'm not asking questions. - I'm here, I'm here, I'm powered up. - Ready for anything that might happen. - Yeah, ready for anyone to run up. - Yeah. - Yeah, I sit on a bench like this. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - So how do you like, do you have to physically place it on there? - Yes, I do because
There are times obviously when I'm taking a shit, I piss as well. So I piss and then put it back. - Put it back? - Yeah. - Then there's a leak on the thing. - Nah, 'cause I pissed in it. - So there you go, take your shit, your thing's rusted. - Yeah. - And then you need to piss, so you suck it in there and you finish it with, you take it back.
- Bro, I'm not letting my dick touch the ting. - It's not touching it, bro. - Clearly I'm not sitting far back in it. - You're not sitting far back in it, man. - You're not sitting far back in it, bro. - The next shit I do, I'll feed you, man. - But to avoid touching it, if I'm pissing, I'll hold it. Because the piss makes it. - Yeah, yeah, elevate. - Yeah, elevate. So to avoid touching anything, if I'm pissing, I'll hold that joint. And then once I'm done,
- Back to power stuff. - Me mugging the sink. - Just in case. - Yeah, I said, anyone that I thought not, let me chill. - Fair, fair, fair. - Fucking hell, that's funny if you had. Oh my God. I need to know.
- What the man them are doing. - Yeah, the ratio. - Because I've never heard this stuff. I need to know what's the ratio of man them placing the tool on the seat. - Guys, please comment below. Do you rest the tool on the seat or do you let that bitch hang low? - I need to know that. That's the funniest thing, bro. - It's hilarious because you have completely different stances. - Yeah, 100%, bro.
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- Whatever you say. - Say it with chest. - Time to move on. Phil's got a mini thread for us apparently. - I do have a mini thread. It kind of picks up from where we left off somewhat from the questions. My boyfriend claims nobody uses the pee hole in boxes. Is this true? This is a tweet and it just replies. Literally no one. We're as confused as anyone else as to why it exists. Number one. Number two.
I use the fuck out of those things. Sometimes I just let my Johnson hang out for the fun of it. Okay, that's twisted. That's twisted. Another reply. He's just not packing. If he's not using it, he's just not packing. Oh, okay. I can...
- I agree and disagree. - I just think that's just a clickbait. - Yeah, that's just a hot take. - Yeah, it's a hot take is the word. - Because get, have you ever tried to fondle your way? - Yeah, it's long. - Bro, I'm getting my hand in there. I have to just like, you have to hold the thing open with one finger, get your hand in there and then guide your tool out. - Nah, brother. - Nah, it's long. - Nah, brother.
Guys that use the underwear pee hole are probably the same guys that use the little tiny pockets in their Levi jeans. - For the little two pound coin? That's hilarious. - Another gaslight you on, mine doesn't fit through it. - Certain man needs to shut up. - Some chick replied, "It's for clutch situations only." - Fair.
Yeah, it's for clutch situations only. Okay, that's naughty. Once you unbutton that button, it never really closes right again. It just pops open whenever it feels like it for the rest of its life. Gotta throw that pair away. Damn. Another one. Your boyfriend be pulling his pants down at the urinals. A reply to that. Donnie said, cheeks out to show dominance.
- Oh, bruh. - That's all I got. - That's hilarious. Oh my God. - He pulls his pants down out of the urinals. - I love fucking pissing etiquette today. We're learning stuff, man. I actually also have a little thread. - All right. Were you taught about the, in the urinal piss etiquette, like piss, gap, piss, were you taught that? Or is it something that you just
'Cause I don't think it was a converse, Mandem never had the conversation. - Nah. - It's just something we adopted. - It's something you just pick up as etiquette wise over the years. Like you just kind of heard like you just leave a gap. - I had a shy bladder so I learned through baptism of fire. If I wasn't leaving a gap, I wasn't pissing.
When I was a kid, I physically could not piss when someone was stood right next to me. Yeah. Interesting. Little thread, yeah? Yeah, yeah. What is the safest answer when your girlfriend asks if her friend is hot?
- Some of these? - Fuck, that's not even fair. - You fam? - What's the safest answer when your girlfriend asks, is her friend hot? One person said, why did she ask about me? - That's crazy. - That's all, he's felt already. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. - Why did she ask about me? - Why did she ask about me? - Damn, that's not safe at all. - Depends on how less she is, I'd need to know. - Yeah. - Fuck. - The curiosity will get the best of me. - It will murk me. - Fuck, man. - Right.
Safer's answer when your girlfriend asks your friend is hot. She's a two out of 10. I hate what she does with her bangs and I wish she would use better moisturizer than whatever she's currently using. It's not doing her skin any justice. - That's too much detail. - Yeah, that's way too much. - That's too much detail. - This bitch is hideous. Don't ask me silly questions. But also, that's the answer every girlfriend wants to hear.
Is it though? Yeah. But this is their friend they're talking about. Do you see what I'm saying? It's their friend up until boyfriend. I hear that, but I don't think girls will want to hear their man say that their brethren is a two out of ten. No, it depends. Right. They don't want to hear it if it's true.
If she thinks her friend is a two out of 10, but runs around telling everyone she's beautiful, she's beautiful. She doesn't want to hear her boyfriend be like, she's a two out of 10. Cause she'll be like, fuck you. You misogynistic bastards. Like she's beautiful person. You don't deserve her. It's men like you that cause the issue. If she's actually Ling,
She definitely wants her boyfriend to be like, she's a two out of ten, bro. What is that hair even about, bro? I think that's even going too far because I feel like in this case and example, I would say two out of ten, whatever. But my girl knows I'm lying.
That's why you double down with the, I don't know what she thinks she's doing with her bangs and whatever moisturizer she uses is not doing her skin any justice. That's why you need to double down with what she thinks is what you think are facts. - Yeah, but I'm thinking as a female right now, right? And I'm thinking to myself, you're doubling down. That means you've paid attention to things that you actually like about this girl, but you're now backtracking. Do you see what I'm saying? So why are you noticing moisturizers? Why are you looking at her skin like that? Why is her hair your concern?
- Do you see what I'm saying? - I actually do see what you're saying, but how do we get out of this? - I don't know, brother. - I don't know what to say. - I don't know. This is a conversation. - Damn. Okay, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool. - Yeah, I like this thread a lot. - Jesus, right. - We're learning something. - Safest answer when your girlfriend asks his friend hot. I need to see him naked before I can answer. - Oh my God. Oh God. - Okay, cool.
I know we, this is a joke. I know we are going with this and I absolutely refuse to have a threesome with you and her. I love you too much. It's bars. Okay. It's bars. I feel like he's gotten out of that very well in the sense of,
The girlfriend's obviously not suggesting that the threesome is comical and they can laugh about it and move on. Like there's no more questions about this girl. - We can laugh and kiss and then you're not, you're not then gonna ask, "No, but seriously." - Exactly. - 'Cause then I'm like, "Shut up!" - What are you talking about? - What is this? - What is this? Yeah, exactly. I think that's actually a better one. - Yeah, that is a better one. That's a gang one. Safest answer when your girlfriend asks if her friend is hot. Out of all of your friends, she's the one that I nut fastest to. - What? - Of all of your friends, she's the one I nut fastest.
So he's da bellender. Yeah, he said I fap over all of your friends. When I think of her, she does the job. So you tell me if she's hot. Talk less of your other friends. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Wow. This one, yeah. Save a dancer when she asks if her friend is hot. Yeah. She's okay if you like perfect tits. Oh! Ha, ha, ha!
That's one of them ones where you say, "Ah, she's okay." And you start walking away. You feel like perfect tits. - Yeah, I feel like perfect tits. - That's a le- - Perfect! - The thing is, I would love to, if I was asked that question,
- I would love to give that response if my partner knew my sense of humour. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Because that would be the funniest thing. - It would be too hilarious. - The funniest thing. - But like the risk. - Yeah, exactly. - The risk to reward. - This is what I'm saying. - Is insane. - She'd have to know me. - Bro, like you'll be pulling her off the balcony while stopping her pushing you off the balcony, bro.
Everything's going on. Yeah. Oh my God. That's a response. It's a response. If you like perfect tits. Wild. Hilarious. Right. Last one. Save this dance when your girlfriend asks if her friend is hot. Obviously, I think she's hot. Why else would I have had sex with her?
- Cool. - Yeah. - You just don't love your girl. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh no, you want- - You want drama. - Yo, you want the whole thing charged, bro. - He wanted that. He wanted the yowl and he found his way. - Of course, bro. He was thinking, thank God. - Yeah, finally. - Yeah, I've been waiting for an excuse. - Finally, yeah. - Right guys, as you will know, if you've been here for a while, we have been doing a Whoop challenge. It started off with the eight week challenge with the guys in the team. And can't remember who won that one.
And then what we did was we extended the challenge out to the babies so we could all get snatched and tied together. Yes, sir. So that time has come. It has. It's been 12 weeks. It's been a trip.
It's been lovely. I've seen some insane scores. - Likewise. - So I guess we're gonna go through everyone's shit. - Yep. So, Strain for last week, top spot.
lovely lady called Ruth with a 20.6 average strain. Average strain of 20.6 is crazy. I placed a humble 427th. I don't know why and how that happened. Yeah, with a 13.8. So yeah, I see it. I got 427, 13.8 strain. What was your saying, James? Oh my God. Disclosure! It's all right. It's all right. It's okay. It's all right. Safe space. I could only train one time. Mm.
I could only train one time. So my strain is, well, I placed 2,191st. I think that's my lowest of any of the rankings ever with an average of 6.9 strain. I'm not proud of it, but it is what it is. Fair play. I would say on the strain front, Ruth, well done this week. Kyle and Rebecca...
have remained in the top 10 for pretty much the entire time. The whole shebang, yeah. Well played on that. Well played indeed. That's insane. So this week's winner for recovery, Destiny. Well done with an average recovery of 96%, which is crazy. Nice. I, again, had a bad recovery week. 1,586th.
Raw Mine was 607 67% Well done I was at 54% bro I don't think I've been I don't think I've been Higher than your recovery In ages No Bro I'm It's been a week For me I've had a horrible time Yeah
And finally, we've got Gracie, number one on sleep with an obvious average of 100%. It's ridiculous. And I finished 1,180th with a 73%. I finished 1,587th with an average of 67%.
- Damn bro. - Yeah. - We've got a lot of talking to ourselves to do. - We do. - From this week. - We do. - But guys, even though this is the end of the challenge, we want you to still continue every week. We're still gonna be talking about it a lot. And I think it's helped a lot of people. There's thousands of people that have come together through this challenge and actually start focusing on things that they never thought they would need to focus on. Really, really focus on sleep and what it means to actually get
100% of sleep in a night and how much sleep that actually takes getting high levels of recovery and what it actually means to how you feel on a day-to-day basis and again, strain what it actually means to get like
20 strain 19 strain 18 strain like those kind of levels like what you actually have to do to push yourself and make you realize that bro i'm not really even like what i thought i was pushing myself i ain't been doing shit yeah um so it's been an eye opener it's been really really good so guys if you still want to get involved with the community if you still want to um yeah keep getting snatched for the rest of the year summer's around the corner go to join.woop.com forward slash sng
It's 30 days risk-free. And it's just the vibe. I will... I think...
looking at how the weeks are looking at the next couple weeks i'm still down to put some but i'm still going to check check in every week and i'm i'm telling you man in a couple weeks time obviously not next week but in a couple weeks time i'm going to put some disgraceful numbers on the board cool good good i'm gonna get back to my regular scheduled program because i've had a crazy two weeks mentally and physically and yeah
This always happens to me. I have one good week. I will go five days, train, eat, whatever. And then a week after that, life will happen. Life does life, bro. It messes with everything I've been trying to achieve. So once all this back-to-back recordings and the tour and all of this is like slowed down, I am trying to put myself first when it comes to my physical and mental health. Gang, bro. Well played.
- Very nice. Right, Remski, trash news please sir. - I make 5,000 pounds a month on OnlyFans by pretending to have broken legs. - Jesus. - I even make my own plaster casts and people love it. - That's dark, man. - Crazy, huh? - Is it dark though? - It's not dark. There's a far darker world I think on making money on OnlyFans, but this is... - No, I'm saying it's dark. It depends like...
Let me stop jumping to conclusions. If... I'm saying it's dark because just from the title, it sounds like she's making a living...
from people sexualizing her having broken legs. - Yeah. - If it's more of a GoFundMe thing, 'cause I've broken my legs, it's not dark at all. It's dark that you're pretending to have broken legs. - Yeah. - Okay. - No, it's what you first said. - Yeah. - This is sexualization of someone hurting themself. - Yeah, that's messed up. - That's dark. - Okay, I hear you. - So Chloe Welsh, 36, from Wrexham, fakes a broken neck and legs and dons casts.
She revealed that she makes around $5,000 a month on OnlyFans by pretending to have broken body parts. Oh my goodness. It was during the lockdown, COVID lockdown, she made a move to create an OnlyFans account that would spark a whole new career for Khloe after she received a request to film a video in a leg cast. I thought, she said, I thought,
Well, I've been in a cast before, so why not? And she's escalated to broken neck and two broken legs now. It gets worse. Oh, okay. It's bizarre, but I think it's the whole damsel in distress fetish. Nothing phases me with this industry. I get 5,000 per month just from doing cast stuff because it's so niche.
In June 2017, she recalled the moment when she was due to start a new job but being unable to walk. Her contract was terminated leaving her out of pocket and forced to sell her house. But things turned around for the former model when she looked into content creating and signed up with internet subscription service OnlyFans. Prior to doing adult content, Chloe had been in the modeling industry for 13 years but her monthly salary now dwarfs anything she used to get.
Among the requests Chloe got were to pretend her neck and legs were broken. She was also asked to wear a full body cast. That's crazy. That's where it got worse. Which she said she would only do for a lot of money. Chloe now spends hours making her own casts from plaster of Paris and taking requests from her dedicated followers. She said it's quite hard and a nightmare getting it off.
but it's such good money and i've even got crutches to go along with the look now it's really taken off my god dude yeah that is weird it's we were talking about kinks the other day in um reacts and it's just yeah
Each to their own, bro. To each their own. I'm actually not even judging because if I was on OnlyFans and one broski was like, bro, put on that leg cast. I'll put it on in an instant. For 5Gs a month. It's a no-brainer. It's literally a no-brainer, bro. It's scary to me that people get to point, like OnlyFans aside and all this King stuff aside, it's scary to me that
People have gotten to stages in their lives where they've lost their jobs and they have to sell their home. Like the fear of that. It's too scary, bro. You have to sell your yard. You can't make ends meet. You have to sell your yard. No, that's, that's, I will put on every cost. Yeah. Every cost. The full body thing's running for real. Wow.
She said, I could never earn that kind of money from a normal job and I think I could carry on doing it forever, really. People seem to be into the whole milf thing. So in a way, it's easier to make money the older you get now. Chloe's main bread and butter, however, comes from wearing stockings, tights and pantyhose. From this, she rakes in a whopping 40k a month. So the casting ain't even the main bag. She's dubbed. She has dubbed.
Yeah. Now we're talking. Now we're talking. 45 Gs. Only fans. A month. Fair play to him. A month. It's crazy. GGs. Fair play, man. I'm here for it. Well done, Chloe. Well done, Chloe. Facts. Okay, cool. Anything on TV? Yes. So I probably mentioned this before. I mentioned it again because I never realized that it was back. Well, let me start again. The show is...
The show is Abbott Elementary. I've probably spoken about it before. It's a mockumentary and it stars Quinta Brunson. And it's one of the funniest shows on Disney. Just going to be honest. And so I watched it up until a point last year. And I think they stopped after like the writers strike and blah, blah, blah.
But I knew season three was out. So I was like, oh shit, I've just seen it on Disney. Let me start watching it. I watched it last night when we got back from the event. But then I realized I still have the other half of season two to watch. I was thinking I'm eating. I've got bear to watch. I've got bear to watch. I clicked on the first episode. I think it was like episode 11 or whatever. And when I say to you, man, I physically couldn't stop laughing. Swear.
Physically, couldn't stop laughing. Like the dynamic of how the writing slash acting slash like the awkward quick glances to the camera. It's perfect. Okay, cool. It's a perfect mockumentary. And Ava, the fourth lady on the cast, she's the principal of the school. So they're all teachers.
concept they're all teachers they were all principal they work in a school and they're trying to figure out their lives their love lives and how they all manage their day-to-days obviously it's a shit school in like the suburbs of some part of America I can't remember where it is and it's just so funny it's so good bro
It's 99% run tomorrow, 8.2 on IMDB, 4.5. - 8.2? - It's really good, man. - I'm surprised. - Yeah, it's a really, really, really good mockumentary. - All right, gang, I will look. - Yeah. - I'll have a look. - Yeah, it's Joe. Ava is the funniest character. - Random, just before we sign off, we haven't spoken about it in a while, and I know things are cooking and he kind of keeps it to himself. Rem, while going for stream life, bro, you're a pro streamer right now. - Wow.
It's been a journey, bro. It's been a serious journey. Ellis isn't here, obviously, as you can see. So, twitch.tv forward slash Remski. Come on. Come on. It's going to be here somewhere. It's going to be here somewhere, somewhere here, whatever. Tuesday, Saturday night, 7.30. It's been crazy, fam. It's been... I keep saying to people, and I set that base point of when we first had the conversation here in the studio...
End of, tail end of last year and you asked me how many subs I had and I said 12 and I went home and checked and I had seven. And since then, consistently streamed twice a week. That's gone up to, I cleared a thousand subs not too long ago. Been crazy. It fluctuates. It fluctuates obviously. Dropped down a little bit now. But yeah, I'm,
I'm just in the zone now of just needing to stream, keeping consistent and focusing on that being my thing. So when me and James used to talk on the phone calls that we speak about, that you've spoken about on the pod before, looking for that thing that's for us, our thing that we were going to work on and put all our eggs into that basket. Streaming was always there for me. I found the details of my account the other day. And I think I've had my account since like,
2015 or something stupid like that. - Damn. - It's been there, right in front of me, but you know, you're always looking for, I don't know, maybe you're looking for the quicker or the easier option or something. It's not that, it's just staying consistent in something. So anyways, I'm here now twice a week. Yeah, man, it's been lit. - Nice, bro. - Community's there, got my own server. - Nice, bro. - We check in on each other every single morning. They are the same people that are coming into my streams.
day in, say day in, day out. There was twice, two days a week. We played community games. Four guys among us was playing Plate Up last night. Red Dead Redemption. Yeah, we just, yeah, we run it up. It's a vibe, man. Nice, bro. Exciting. Yeah. Nice. Onwards and upwards. I'm very happy for you, bro. That's so fucking sick. But anyway, thank you guys. Appreciate you. And as always, see you next time. Love, love, love. Gang, gang, gang.
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