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yeah what's the funniest deleted tweet part two if men didn't cheat some of you guys wouldn't be born a lot of people wouldn't be born wow facts there's a tweet and a quote to you fellas what's the biggest red flag you ignored just to be reply hiv oh that's impossible that's impossible that's impossible that's an hiv
- Wow. - Is there a thing you can bang knowing she's got HIV and you just risk it? Knowing she like- - I'm strapping up though, aren't I? - You do what you want. - Probably. There's probably like, it's probably a lot of girls are pregnant with HIV. - I'm thinking about, I'm just thinking about Instagram as we speak. There's bare things I've banged with HIV. It's actually disgraceful. If anything, it will tell me more.
- Wow, that's hilarious. - You're risking it all for this one. - Yeah, you literally are risking it all, bro. - I'm risking my life for this. - If that thing pops? - Oh, it can't. - The peel back? - Yeah, yeah, yeah, it can't. - Fuck. - So yeah, when she's there like patting me harder, you're like, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
If it pops and you feel that real wet, wet. You think, well, I'm going to die. I'm going to die. So I might as well go for it. We're all going to die anyway. We're all going to die someday. So let me just bang this out. Literally. Let me bang this out. Wow. Fuck. That's disgusting. Right. It's been six days since my sneaky link and my pussy still stinks. Yuck. Fuck.
She's vexed, boy. Put a little pepper in your pillowcase so when you put her face in it, she sneezes and that pussy gonna grip you like a gorilla fist. What's wrong with people? What is wrong with people? Like a gorilla fist. Fuck's sake. You pussy, if you wear a seatbelt, real niggas fly out the windshield and die. Reply, that's how my brother died. Reply, he's a real nigga.
Fuck's sake, man. My baby mama said I got to unfollow you. Reply, leave her and the baby. Wow. Do you guys think sucking dick was a thing in Jesus' time? Oh, one million percent. One million percent. Them Greek Roman times? Them Greek brothers were sucking. They were sucking. They were on stuff. They were. They were on stuff. Yeah.
You got your buddy done, but begging niggas to buy you food. Eat your own ass. Oh my days. Cousin told me she was pregnant as an April Fool's joke. I was so scared. What? What? That's the third incest tweet today. That's the third incest tweet today. These lot are... Pussy's scary as fuck. What if I put it in and it won't let go? Quote tweet. Now that we're all grown up, is the clit actually real? No.
Is the clit actually real? Oh, God. That's jokes. Oh, God. Homophobia is hilarious, bro. Because why are you scared of another man giving you top? Laughing my ass off like, bro, that's the dream. Oh, my God. That's so funny. Every time... Every time Ja Morant turns on the turbo on the fast break, I curl my toes to the point of cramps. Bro, it's...
He's a unit. He's a unit. His athleticism doesn't make sense. He just jumps. It doesn't make sense. Selling pussies for emergencies. Why you guys be selling your pussy for seafood boil? Even the first sentence, selling pussy is for emergencies. Oh my God. Oh shit. Sweating. Fuck.
I got a deal with first, I got a deal with my first sexual harassment in the workplace as a supervisor. He told, he told a coworker her titties were jiggling at 55 jiggles per minute. Fuck man. Yo, bro, people, people don't, I swear down, especially with this whole like Boris Pallava that happened. Yeah. People, these men ain't taking sexual assault seriously.
It's funny that it's not fucking funny, bro. The way Boris was like, bro, I didn't even... Did you read the whole thing? So he's gone now, right? Yeah, he's going. Well, to be fair, by the time this is released, he's out. My man said, when the whole thing was coming out and everyone was resigning because of him giving the homeboy the job, and my man came out and was like, bro, I didn't even know it was a ting. I didn't even know it was a ting. I didn't literally, like, half an hour later, it's like, okay, I knew it was a ting.
I knew it was a team. I didn't know it was deep like that. Yeah, he's not getting the job now. Fucking hell. That guy's scum, bro. All right, a couple more. Give a man a wife, feed him for a day. Teach him how to get hoes, feed him for life. Fam, have you ever wiped and wiped and wiped and the toilet paper wasn't white so you just gave up?
Wow. I've been close. I've never given up. I've been very close. Never given up. I've never given up. I've never backed down. I've never backed down from a shitty ass crack. But fam, there's been times where I've wiped until it's red raw. And there's still doodle on there. The only time I've stopped doing it is if I knew after I'm taking a shit, I'm jumping the shower anyway. Oh, you've got no choice. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm going to have to just bend over in the shower.
and scrubbed his puppy clean because it's just not making sense. It's not making sense. I've been wiping. It's like you had a lava sense diarrhea and your arse just said nah. Halfway, midstream, your arse just said nah. Because it's not making sense.
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