No Women For A Day, Guys What You Doing? | EP 417 50:35

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- I'm not gonna lie to you, man. I've been getting top. - I couldn't see that. - I'm just happy we're having this discussion as men, as boys. - I've been getting top. - I've been getting top. - I messaged him separately from who? Separately from who? - Guys. - Girls. - Welcome back in. - Welcome back indeed. - Another one. - Another one. - I've got this S&G merch hoodie on, which fits like a glove. - It does.

It's toasty inside. I was gonna take it off. I'm sweating bro. I'm not gonna lie. From the jump. - Yeah. - It's toasty and I'm sweating. - Yeah. - But I'll take off later. I'll firm it for this episode if I can. Depends how much I laugh. If I laugh too much, I'm getting naked.

- The aircon is on, I was about to say, no it's not, it is on. But yeah, it is what it is bro. At least it does what it does. - It's cosy man. - It's the best. - Plug, make sure you plug. - Yeah, grab the merch guys. - Facts man. - So we've got the question of the week, yeah? - We do have the question of the week. - So I'm gonna say it this week if that's all right. - Of course sir. - So following on from last time, the question is, there's no women for a day. Guys, what do you do?

So before we start, no women for a day, what would you do? No women for a day, what would I do? I was going to say something very funny. I was going to say struggle. That's fair. That's fair. It's fair, but it's not the truth. I was just being stupid. I don't think much will change, I'm not going to lie. For a day, not much will change, especially if it's a recording day. If it's like a day that I'm just at home all day, I'll probably be bored. I'm not going to lie, because it's like not talking.

Like a quick, a quick, a quick flirt. I'd be bored. But apart from that, normal day, bro. Literally normal day. No women for a day. I mean, no more for a week. It's another story. Yeah. No women for a day. I think I would just chill. Chill, bro. I'll watch anime galore. I'd be wanking. Chill, bro. Yeah. Usual guy shit. Yeah. I would just be doing guy shit, bro. Yeah, man. Yeah. But it really wouldn't. I'd be in that gym. I'd be in that gym.

I do the shit I do now. To be fair. - Nothing much will change. - Yeah, not much will change, man. - Not much will change, man. - Yeah. - Just no intercourse, innit? - Facts. Damn. Bummer. Bummer. That's a real reality. But yeah, for a week is a joke. - Yeah, not a week. - Even three days is a joke. - Yeah. - Yeah. - Three days would make me sick. - No woman at all. - I wouldn't see a... I was gonna say a ting, that's rude. I wouldn't see a female for three whole days. - Yeah. - Yeah, that'd be rough.

- Heart-pilled swallow. - Right, so anyway, there's no women for a day. Guys, what do you do? What do you got? - Save money. That's up there. That's up there. Save money. - Yeah. - Yeah. - Bro. - Exclamation mark. - This one was nasty. There's no women for a day. Guys, what do you do? Each other. - A bro said, "I'm not going a day." Man said, "Each other." - Piggyback. There's no women for a day. What do you do? Take one for the lads. Head is head.

- Bro, head is head. - That's crazy. - Understatement. - Head is head. One day, you know. - One day. - A man are just fucking each other. That's scary. Head is head. - Head is head is crazy. - Head is most certainly not head. Head is most certainly not head. 'Cause I'm telling you now, I couldn't be getting top and fit a beard.

I will leap, you man. Because I need to be locked in here to even initiate. Yeah. A beard is crazy. A beard is crazy. Okay. Question. That laugh was nice. I'm going to say. Because I know where this is going. Question. Yeah. The women are gone. Yeah. And we don't know when they're coming back, if they're coming back. Okay. How long before top is just top? And I've got no use of like purchasing toys or nothing or...

- You can, but you'll forget you're starting. Like I'm saying like, you know what a woman is, but not only have they gone from like actually physically gone, they've removed them from TV, social media, porn, everything. They're gone. - Porn? - Yeah, yeah, yeah, they're gone. - It's just man death. - Yeah, so toys eventually don't mean anything. - Yeah, true, true. So when does head just become head? - When does head just become head? - Wow.

- Wow. - Yeah. - The thing is I can't necessarily give myself a timeline 'cause I genuinely don't know. - Okay. - I genuinely don't know. - Just speculate. - I think. - Okay, let's. - Okay. - Do you think you make it a year before Top is Top? I'm surprised by that reaction. - The thing is I feel like I could, but I also haven't, I've also not,

I've also, what's the, how I'm trying to phrase this? I've also not gone a year without having top. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. - Do you see what I'm saying? - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - From when I started getting top, I've not had a year without it. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. - So I don't know what that's like. - So contemplating a year without it, yeah. - I don't know what that's like. - And you're hearing whispers that manager's getting top and it's just calm. No one's judging. - Yeah, there's no news about it. There's no shade bar about it. - There's no shade, bro. You heard from a friend of a friend that

Down the way. - There's someone that's just freeing up jaw down the way. No questions asked, bro. - NQAs. - No questions asked, bro. - I couldn't be the first one in our group to do it. That's on God. I couldn't be patient zero. I couldn't be patient zero.

- I think I would last a year. I would last a year, but the calluses on my hands will be different. - That's disgusting. - Will be different, brother. - What about yourself? - I'll skate through a year. I'll skate through a year, but I think after a year, certain visuals will start to spin me. - Yeah. - Like I will see

I would see cheeks somewhere. - Yeah. - And just my brain will go- - Remember. - Yeah, I'd remember stuff. - Yeah. - I'd remember stuff until Donnie turns around and I'm like, "Fuck!" - Yeah. - And then when he turns around, no beard, smooth face, and he gives you that look up and down, that's, and I'm two, what, two years dry. - You'd explode. - Yeah, I'll be, I'll be livid. But I wouldn't crack, I know I wouldn't crack first. - Who do you think will crack first? - Jay. - Why? - Because he can justify anything.

- He will be like, "Head is head." He would definitely say, "Head is head." - He'll wake up one day and be like, "You know what? You know what?" - He'll be like, "You, man?" - Yeah, he'll hit a group and be like, "Head is actually just head, innit?" And he'll just be like, "I'm not accepting any judgment from you, man. I'm setting the precedent now." - Now. - Now. - You can either follow me or fumble. Top is top is top. I said what's said. I'm not entertaining this anymore. - I'll probably reply like, "Finally, someone has broken the silence."

- Fuck. - Yeah, bro. And then someone rogue like Tozzi would be like, "I've been getting top." - Oh, I couldn't see that in a group chat. - Not gonna lie to you, man, I've been getting top. - I couldn't see that in a group chat. - I'm just happy we're having this discussion as men, as boys. - I've been getting top. - I've been getting top. - I'd message him separately from who? Separately from who? Because I need to know how long this has been going on for. - Run me the app. - Yeah. - Run me the app. Message him separately from who?

- Oh, man. - That's disgraceful behavior. - Yeah, man. - Wow. - Fuck, I know he'll drop you a Johnny from Cannon Town. - Eastway. - Yeah. - Johnny, Johnny. - Oh, God. - Oh, Johnny with eyelashes. Fuck. - A thick lower half as well. - Yeah, bro. Laser on the cheeks. - That's jokes. - Right, anyway. Fuck, man, back to business. You go for it, go for it. - All right, there's no woman for a day. Guys, what do you do?

do what i want with no back chat well that's crazy your back chat is great that's just crazy too fair piggy off of that no room for a day guys what do you do same as every other day but in peace that's on god that is that actually isn't god that's on god yeah yeah there's no one for a day guys what do you do not make the bed facts this one get rid of all these unnecessary pillows

Yeah, if yeah, no women for a day that you'd see a mattress and yeah Yes, you prison stuff is here. I just I want pillow each none of this excess Throw pillow Oh God, there's no woman for a date guys. What do you do apply the brakes without someone gasping? I don't know why that's so funny Well, so I got his jokes. Oh Fuck Oh God

No women for a day. Guys, what do you do? I'm using all their skin and hair products before they get back. Fair, fair, fair. My beard and hair will be so luscious. Yeah, luscious. Wow. There's no woman for a day, guys. What do you do? I'll struggle making myself lunch and dinner. Right. So this is my last one. Yeah. And it's in a thread. Yeah. So someone replied to me. No women for a day. Guys, what do you do?

Someone replied, a guy replied, "Side piece is getting ringed." Everyone was like, "Someone replied, 'More power to you, bro.' He replied, 'Nah, it was a mistake.' Someone replied, 'Happy pride.' He replied, 'It's a mistake.' Oh, bro. Bear reply. Side piece, you know. Side piece is a man. Question, question, question. Oh, God. Bro, he's livid. When I say this guy replies, bear a kiss, bro. The kiss would have been hilarious. Bro, the kiss would go in nuts.

- Oh God. - Jokes. All right, my last one. There's no women for a day. Guys, what do you do? I wouldn't really mind since I'm lonely anyway. - Bro, someone said on my own one, someone said, no women for a day, what do you do? Same shit, different day. - Factual. - Bro, facts. - Same shit, different day. - It wouldn't matter, I'm lonely anyway. - I'm lonely anyway. That's a heartbreaker. That's a heartbreaker. - That's tough. - That is tough. - Oh, that's harsh. - That is. - Right guys, welcome in. - Welcome to the show. - That was funny, man. - It was. - But if you want something more funny,

Head on over to patreon.com forward slash listen gigs. It's only going to cost you three pound a month. 10p a day. On the P. S and G. And then indoctrinate yourself. Let daddies take care of you over there. Facts. We want you to head on over there and watch the greatest show on earth, which is called The Lock Cabin. It is. The Lock Cabin is a beautiful show that we decided to make so that you guys could finally dictate what happens on these episodes. So some of you were like, oh, James said he wants to jump out of a plane like three years ago and never did it. That guy's a pussy. Well, guess what? We went over there and did it.

- We did. - That's on Lockhaven. - It is. - Other people were like, "Oh, these guys are always talking about cooking. We'd love to see them cooking." Well, guess what? Lockhaven episode, we daddies went in the kitchen, we cooked us some shit. - We chefed up. - It was amazing. We chefed up for an entire day. It was fucking sick.

Hello, you guys wonder what would we do on a date? Well, turns out mini golf was a good day. We went over there and did that. So head on over, watch the log cabin. Oh yeah, and we did skateboarding as well. - We did. - Yeah, that was a fucking crazy day. - It was fun, it was fun. - We learned how to skateboard another day. That was good fun. So guys, if you wanna get involved, head on over to patreon.com/shitsandgigs. - Yes sir. - Speaking of log cabin actually,

- I found out something yesterday. Talk to me. - I found out something juicy yesterday. - That we didn't know about. - Turns out, Rem talked shit about us behind our back. - Oh, I knew it. - Yeah, he knew this was coming. - Fucking. - You knew it? - Yeah, he knew it 'cause I caught him yesterday. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. - Before you explain, Rem, talk to us. Because you said I knew it. So what is it that you know? - Somebody brought up the Ninja Warrior episode. - Okay. - In my stream last night. - Okay.

So... Let me cross my legs. They said something like, I did really well. And my response was, it was a great day. The boys have more muscle and are stronger than myself. However, when it comes to athleticism, that's my bag. That's all I said. Done.

- Was that what? - Here's what really happened. - Okay. - That's what I was waiting for. 'Cause I know you like to dump shit down. So this is- - You know I like to dump shit down. - You like to dump shit down? - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - What happened bro? - All right, let me hear both sides of the story. - Okay, he's dumping it down a little bit. I'm gonna pipe it up a little bit and then it's probably a middle ground. - Okay, cool. - All right, cool, cool, cool. - So pay attention. - Here's what happened. So I was minding my business here after we'd just been doting on our manager for four hours straight.

I was thinking, God, I'm surrounded by such good people every day. This is such a great day. Yeah. So I was on my Uber on my way back to my hotel and I get my email notification. Oh, Rem's streaming. I thought, gang, I don't really get a chance to watch his streams because a lot recently we're streaming at the same time. So I thought, let me go on there and see what one of my best friends for the past 15 years is doing right now. So I went on there.

Everything, ga ga ga ga ga. Cool, cool, cool. And I'm just watching out. And then I hear him. Yeah, he was like, oh yeah, good, good, good day. Good day, good day. He was like, yeah, man, the boys. Yeah, they got more muscle than me. He didn't say stronger. He just said, they're carrying more muscle than me. And he was like, then he sat up here like this. He sat up and he was like, but athleticism, he pronounced the T, but athleticism, he said, they ain't got that. And he was playing a tune in the background.

He specifically did a soundtrack in the background to emphasize how much he's shitting on us. What song was that, Rem? - I don't even remember. I was playing a lot of X's music last night on my stream.

I don't remember which song it was. - Sounded like a sound effect, I'm not gonna lie. - Okay. - It sounded like an intentional stream deck sound effect. - Okay. - Could have been a coincidence, sounded like that. - It must've been a coincidence. - It sounded like a sound effect. - Storing of the pot. - It sounded like one of them like, let him cook. - Yeah, yeah, okay. - Let him cook, I said let him cook. It was like one of them joins. - Okay. - And he was like, this isn't, they ain't got that. That's actually how he said it. I'm not even piping that one up. - Okay. - And I was like, raw, raw. And then I was like,

- Say less. I typed in, say less. And someone was like, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh. And then Rem said, boy, I didn't know James was in here. I hope he's not here for the rest of the time when I'm trying, 'cause he goes, the shit I've been saying about these man, I hope he's not lurking in there. That's what he said. - That's what you said. - What have you been saying about us? - He's not even making eye contact. - What have you been saying about us? - I haven't. That's what he said. - When people come into my stream and they ask questions about what happens in log cabin and stuff, I just give them the truth. That's the truth.

Interesting. Up until the episode comes out. So no spoilers. Interesting. But just results. That's what I give them. What was the chat saying when you were talking about this? About Ninja Warrior. No, just the Ninja Warrior and like us. What was the chat saying? When you said we ain't got it, you have. What did the chat say? If they had seen the episode or if they haven't. If they had seen the episode, they agreed with me. If they hadn't seen the episode, they were intrigued to go check it out. So if anything, hey, marketing. No? No.

Log Cabin, tier two, sign up. Let's go. - Needless to say, I demanded someone clip it. - I'm looking for it right now. - I demanded someone clip it because when I was in there I said clip this because Matt said we ain't got no athleticism. - No athleticism. - Just prove it, innit? - That's what I'm saying. We're gonna prove it. And then I'm gonna run, we're gonna do an entire episode where we just sit there like this and then watch it. - Are we gonna, like what are we doing? Like an NFL combine or something?

You don't want to do an NFL combine. I would love to do an NFL combine. Yeah, she don't. Why? One, I've seen you throw an NFL ball. Okay. I've seen me throw one. Okay. Mine makes noise when it spins. That's what I'm saying. I've also seen you throw one, so we should probably also do it.

- I'm pretty sure you lost us though. - You're talking about a quarterback though. - Oh yeah, that went next door neighbor. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - I was getting that. - We're talking about quarterbacks here. Like NFL Combine covers a lot more range than just a quarterback. - What does it cover? I know nothing about NFL Combine. - So it covers vert. - Yeah, vert. - Stan and vert. - I've got it. - I'll smack you and you'll probably win. - I've got a decent vert. - Yeah, I reckon I'll smack all of you. - At what? - Vert. - Yeah. I reckon...

- I know for a fucking hundred percent the bench press I'll beat you. - Bench press isn't strength, is it? Is it not more endurance? - The bench press is a hundred kilos for everyone. - Oh, it's just a hundred kilos? - Flat hundred kilos as many reps as you can. - Hmm, interesting. - I'm beating both of you at that. - Right, okay. - Interesting. - So now let's talk about- - 40 yards. - Now let's talk about speed and agility. - Yeah, I'll beat you at that. - You fucking clown.

- Let's turn the screen off. Let's go on the episode. I'm not gonna answer the conversation. - You would beat me at speed and agility. - A grown man's calling me a fucking clown. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. - You'd beat me at speed and agility. - Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go

- Standing broad jump. - Standing broad jump. - So like a long jump, just standing long jump. - Yeah, I reckon I'll beat you man at that as well. - Wait, so standing, what's it, wait, broad jump, vertical jump? - So vertical is how high, broad is how far. - Okay. - 20 yards, what's the shuttle? - So bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang. - Okay, three cone drill.

So three cone drill. I know the NBA three cone drill is. I'm not sure what the NFL one is. Let's have a look. One, two, three, four. I don't know. How quickly can you change directions? Okay, you might have us on that one. Listen, I can't believe we've had this conversation. Bench press as many reps as possible with 100 keys. I'll give you that. Vert jump. I would give you that. I think I'll win the vertical jump.

Okay. I also think I'll win the broad jump. I think I'll win the broad jump. Okay. So jumps, either of you two take them. Bench press strength. I said, you guys have that. Take that. Any dashes, shuttles, three cone drills, three,

- Nah, that's me. That's my game. - All right, we'll see you in it. - There's more of those than... - I thought you were a dash. You might not underestimate. I think everyone is underestimating everyone. - I think everyone's underestimating everyone as well. - Yeah. - All right, cool. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. - I genuinely think everyone is under, 'cause I keep, when you might talk about some of these things, I just keep quiet and I look and observe. - I hear you. - Sprints. - Bro, yeah. - You might think you're faster on foot than me.

You've done nothing in the 15 years I've known you to have this level of confidence Damn Alright

- I genuinely think- - That's a fact though. I'm not saying you're not fast. I'm just saying you're speaking with a level of authority. Like say you've done shit. - No, I'm just telling you I'm faster than both of you. - The only time I've ever seen either of you man sprint was that time in Lanzarote. And I'm pretty sure across that week, I know there was a time I beat both of you. There was a time where you beat both of us and there was a time where you beat both of us. - I don't remember. That was like 15 years ago. - Exactly, that was years ago. None of us has ever done any sprinting with each other since then. - All right, cool. - So this confidence is nuts to me. - That's fine.

But we will, we need to run this. If we can, we can run this in America when you're there. Will we be able to set that up? I don't know. But if there's an opportunity, we should run it. I mean, if there is, I'm down. If there's an opportunity, I doubt there will be. If there is an opportunity. If not, we'll just run it when we come back.

- Because there's no way you're beating us in all of these. There's just no way. - I just said I'm not going to. I said this. - You just said we ain't got athleticism. - Yeah, but as an overall, you're saying you'll beat us overall. - I'm saying 40 yard dash is me. I'm saying 20 yard shuttle, me. Three cone drill, me. 60 yard shuttle, me. Position specific drills within the NFL realm, me.

- Either of you can have the broad jump. - So that's what I'm saying, so that one, you're saying one, two, you're saying five out of the eight there you'll dub. - Five out of the eight there I would dub and I'm saying you two can squabble over the last three, which is the bench and the vertical jumps and all the broad jump. - All right, broski. - I'm the athlete here, I don't know what even is there. - The fuck? Since when? - Did you not watch Ninja Warrior? - Ninja Warrior?

- Chat to your boy, chat to your boy. - Did you not see what happened? - Okay, let's just say, let's just talk. So fuck Ninja Warrior, since if we're talking about who's the athlete, right? Who's actually the athlete? - Are you asking me? - No, no, I'm just gonna say, since we're talking who's the athlete, name one sport you've ever beat me at. If we're talking athletics, I didn't wanna have to raise my voice, now I'm raising my voice. Name one sport you're better than me at. - It's not about, I'm not talking about sports.

I'm not talking about sports specific. I'm talking about functional strength, being able to apply what I've gained from training in the gym and applying it to a situation. I'm not saying I'm a better athlete than you because I'm better at table tennis. I'm saying every sport we've ever played, I beat you at. Which means it's almost to say who's a better athlete. That's across a plethora of different sports. That would be what? Basketball, table tennis. Yeah. Squash. What else have you not played? I would 100%

What else could we even play? - Let's not even deliberate what you could even play. What have you played? You played basketball, you played table tennis. - Basketball, squash, table tennis. - That's it. That's all you've ever played together? - I think so. It's not really enough to, but whatever. - It's not a broad spectrum in my opinion. - In terms of what we've gained from the gym, training, muscle wise, functional strength, I can apply them better in that situation than yourself is what I'm saying. - So how come you can't beat me in basketball then? - In a combine. - So how come you can't beat me in basketball then? - Basketball is what? What are we talking?

- I'm just saying, bro. So I'm a god, you're not a god. - But I was just saying, refined motor skills that you're saying, applying things that we've learned in our body to put into practice. - Yeah. - I'm saying two completely different things that we've done that could implement that, even though we haven't got a broad spectrum. Let's say basketball and table tennis are two completely different things. - Correct. - How many times have we even played basketball? How many times have we played basketball? - One-on-ones, of course.

- A lot? - You guys have played basketball a lot together. - I haven't played that many 1v1s, bro. - Oh, there you go, 1v1s, I have no idea. - He's making out like it was a common thing that we did like every single day. - No, no, it doesn't have to be a common thing that we've done all the time. I'm just saying, we've done it more than three times, 100%, and you've never beat me. - I'd say about five times. - Okay, then I've beat you five times. - Okay, 1v1, not one of my strong points at all. - Okay. - And that's hands down,

Basketball is not a 1v1 sport. So I don't really care. Basketball is a 5v5 sport. - It sounds, it sounds, it sounds. - I'm done. - Eh, speak up. - There's no need to speak up. - It sounds. - I'm just saying, I don't care about 1v1s. That's not a thing to me. - No one asked about what you care about. - I'm talking about functional strength is what I'm talking about. Applying what we have

in this situation. - Manda, manda, manda. Let's just run this thing when we can run this thing. - We'll run this thing when we can run this thing. - We can't do it in the US. - If we can't do it in the US, we're gonna run it when we get back. Ellis, you're gonna clip this. - I was just about to say, I'm gonna make a little trailer out of this. - This is gonna be the beginning of the episode. This is gonna be the beginning of the episode for a Log Cabin episode. And we're gonna run this shit. And if you lose, Remski, I don't wanna hear anything from you. Also, if you lose as well, I don't wanna hear anything from you. - Why me? - I'm just saying. - I never said you man aren't athletic. - No, no, no, no, no, no.

Every time there's like a squabble between the three of us, I'm very impartial and I watch you man go at it. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - So I'm saying if you lose, you can't chat. If you lose, you can't chat. This is all I'm saying. - That's fine. - That's all I'm saying. - You love to chat even if you do lose. - But, no, no, no, pause, pause. - You do. - Don't let him bait you out. Pause, pause, pause. - You love it. - This is why I'm saying if any of you two lose,

I don't want to hear a thing. - Fair. - Because there's going to be video evidence and we're going to, this clip here is going to do numbers before the actual final day of this. - Fair. - That's all I'm saying. Ellis, be ready. - Yeah. - Trust me. - Ellis, be ready. - Trust me, I'm ready. - Yeah, I've had enough.

- 'Cause you might go back and forth. - Oh, all right, fair play, fair play. - Wow. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. Wow was right. - Wow. I'm excited for this. - I'm excited for this as well. - I'm excited for this. - I'm excited for this as well. - Because yeah, I love the underestimation. - I'm not underestimating anyone. - I'm underestimating everyone. - And I respect the boldness in that. And that's why I love the underestimation. I respect the boldness. - I respect the boldness. - I have to, I have to. 'Cause this is why we're here, anyway.

- Before we continue, with the boldness, Rem, with the boldness, does it like, 'cause I, the reason I'm not bold is because I can't face the backlash. So I, even though you say I chat shit, I would never say, I only speak facts.

So I would never go out and be like, I'm faster than you on this and that. I would just say, hey, the only things that we can compare are basketball and this, and I smack you when we play that. That's just facts. - Okay. - So I would never have the balls to be like, you're fucking shit at this, you're fucking shit at this, I'm gonna fuck you both up, dah, dah, dah. Because even if I think that, I can't handle the backlash of when it doesn't happen. - To prove you wrong in that statement, you said you'll beat us on every gym thing we do when you come back from America. - Yeah, because I'm confident I will.

And I'm willing to deal with the backlash. - Okay, but you just said you're not willing to deal with it. - No, I didn't say you're a man of shit at it. I'm saying I'm confident in that thing. I never said 100% I'm gonna beat you. I said, if I lose,

I'm not, this daddy thing is charged. I'm saying, I've challenged you to something and if I lose, this is the consequence that I'm setting on myself. I'm not saying you're fucking shit at this and you're fucking shit at that. I'm saying I embarrass myself in Ninja Warrior and to make up for that, I'm gonna make this challenge. And if I fuck it up, then this is the consequence I've set on myself. - Say less. Okay, I accept that. Any final words? - So I'm saying, where does the boldness come from?

- Are you not scared of the backlash when you lose? If you lose? - I'm not scared of backlash if I lose. - Okay, fair enough. - And in that field, in... - You're confident in your forte. - Yeah, talking about, yeah. Physical ability, strength, endurance, being athletic. - Fair. - I'm him. - Cool. - Fair enough, man. - All right, G. - Fair enough.

- Yeah. - Question for the squad. - This is gonna be interesting. - It is gonna be interesting. - Question for the squad. This is somewhat piggybacking off what Ellis asked us a few weeks ago, but if you had to choose one universe to live in, which one would it be out of these three and why? Game of Thrones universe, Vikings universe, or Lord of the Rings universe? - Game of Thrones, Vikings, or Lord of the Rings. - Yeah. - Definitely not Vikings. Definitely not Vikings. In Vikings, actually same as Game of Thrones as well.

But especially in Vikings, being king doesn't mean shit. That's if you think you can make it to kingdom. Yeah, exactly. Even if you make it to the top. Nah. Yeah. A man will fuck your wife and then take your head off. Same day. Yeah. Game of Thrones or Lord of the Rings? Slash the Hobbit. I think the beta in me is saying Lord of the Rings. Okay. Because there's just more opportunity for peace and quiet. Mm-hmm.

So I think I would say Lord of the Rings. Okay. Ellis? I'm gonna get called out for that. I've never watched Lord of the Rings. Jesus Christ. I know. Crazy. But yeah, I'd go for Game of Thrones. It's brutal, but I mean, they're all brutal, but Game of Thrones is just fucking, it's just cool. I say that watching it, living in it is probably not cool. I'm not gonna lie. It probably isn't, brother. It's not even probably, it's not cool. It's fucking brutal, but still, Game of Thrones is just cool, man. Dragons are just sick.

Yeah, only if you own them, bro. Yeah, true. But if you don't own them, it's peak. It's just sick, man. I love it. Yeah. Ramsgate? Same. Game of Thrones? Thrones. Thrones Universe. Why? Haven't seen Lord of the Rings. Vikings. Are people even around Vikings? Like...

You know? Representation-wise, I guess I could try a Ting, but I'd prefer my chances in the Thrones universe. Sure. I'm going with what you said. I would definitely, definitely pick Lord of the Rings purely because of survival instinct. I genuinely don't think...

Game of Thrones is charged Vikings is charged Vikings are absolutely charged Lord of the Rings or Hobbit whatever type of universe you want to call it in my opinion is the only one that has like a plethora of different types of species that you can kind of like cement yourself with and your chances of survival or like finding your clan are higher in my opinion like

you've got obviously you've got doors you've got elves you've got this you've got you've got so many different things where you can be like okay even though they everyone has an op but you're i feel like it's like even stalemate if you want to try and beef someone yeah so i feel like i can just survive there yeah boy because i'm not surviving in vikings no vikings is too brutal i'm not surviving at game of thrones i don't think i would i'll be such a game of thrones i already know it i already know it they'll put me you know the brethren um you know

You know when they have the council and everyone puts the balls on the table. You know the black bread ass, he's nobody in it. I'll just be one of them ones. I'll be such in the background just trying to survive. - Yeah, it's horrible. - Pouring people's wine and shit. I don't wanna do that, brother. I don't wanna do that. - Pouring people's wine. - I don't wanna do that. - To be fair, you can be a bitch in the universe, but you can be a big boy in the Shire

- Yeah, you can be a big dick in the Shire, just like, and no one knows that you were a pussy on the battlefield. - In the forest, bro. - In the forest, bro. - A little bitch in the forest. - Yeah, but everyone knows in Game of Thrones, man. - Yeah, exactly. - Oh, that's horrible. - What travels in Game of Thrones? - Right, I have a question for you, man, as well. - Okay. - There was a TikTok that came out in Portsmouth

Okay. And apparently, uh, it was basically a guy in Portsmouth in Portsmouth being like, cool, I'm in Portsmouth and this is like a building here. Um, and this is where they train MI6 agents. Okay. Apparently it's been leaked that Portsmouth is just where they train the MI6 agents. Okay. Uh, and one of the questions that they do on like the entrance exam or whatever got leaked. So the question is you've been dropped in Portsmouth and, um,

you've been dropped in Portsmouth and in the space of, I don't know, let's call it 24 hours, 48 hours, let's call it 48 hours, you need to get as many people's passport numbers as possible.

- How do I do it? - How do you do it? - Passport numbers. - Jesus. - Just randomly dropped in Portsmouth. - Randomly dropped in Portsmouth. - I mean, location doesn't matter. I don't know how I'll do it right here, right now. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So you need to convince people to give you their passport number off the top of your head. I thought about yesterday and I know what my answer is. - Yeah, you've had time to think about it. - Yeah, exactly. I've had time to, but full disclosure, I did think about it in about a minute. - Okay. How would I get their passport number?

- It will probably be... - Caveat as well, bearing in mind, Portsmouth, if it helps, Portsmouth is a beach town, there's a pier there, there's stuff like that. It didn't influence my answer, but when I heard some of the answers back, I was like, "Ah, okay, cool." - Okay. - The fact it's in Portsmouth helps if you take a certain mindset, not that you have to. - Yeah, yeah, I understand, I understand. Would have to be some form of scam, but I'm trying to think how would I convince them?

That's the only That's the only real cause Yeah It has to be a scam Never thought about How to obtain That kind of information From somebody Because Again this is not This is not an everyday thing Someone carries on road So it's like To convince them to Probably have a You might have to spin the block on this Cool Ellis any ideas?

If we get round and no one has any idea, I'll tell you what my idea was. Plus, I will tell you what the leaked answers were. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Cool, cool, cool. The only thing that came to my head is like, this wouldn't even work, but it was literally like, I'd go, is there an airport in Portsmouth? Don't think so. Maybe. Oh, okay. Because I was going to say, I don't know if there is, but I'd go to an airport and I'd act like,

I'd sort of act like my passport has been denied for some reason. And I would say to random people like, oh, apparently my number's wrong. Can I just compare it with yours? Because I don't understand what's gone wrong with it. Something like that. But I don't even think it'd work. People would just be like, fuck off. Do you know what I mean? Well, you also need to bring these numbers back. So you need to write down this number. I just have to...

- Just memorize it. - Fair. - Yeah, I just, I'll have to, I can't just pull out a fucking notepad. - You're not memorizing your own passport number, brother. - Yeah. - Passport numbers, like, it's like 11, 12 letters, numbers, it's a lot. - I was gonna say 13, something like that, yeah. - Yeah, you're not remembering your passport. - I mean, if I'm to be in the MI,

Six I need to have good memory. Fair. Do you know what I mean? That's a good skill to have so if I can't remember I shouldn't be in Factual. Fair. So fair you know. That's the only thing I can think of though. Alright. That's a difficult question. It is a difficult question. Very difficult because if it was like driving license or something like that it's a bit easier I reckon but passport is difficult. Cool. Rem? No idea. Fair. No idea. Fair. Um

No idea, bro. Calm. So some of the answers that were given were around about, this is why I said Portsmouth being specifically Portsmouth. It's a peer town. So some people were offering like, one of the answers was like, they would pose as someone offering cheap like boat tickets, like cruise or ferry tickets or cheap tickets to like the Isle of Wight. I think you can get to the Isle of Wight from...

- Portsmouth. - Portsmouth, yeah. - And be like, "Cool, cool, cool. "We're offering like discounted tickets. "Like you can go, like, it'll be 10 pound. "Usually it's like 200 pound." Obviously not, but let's say. "Usually it's 200 pound. "We're giving away tickets today for 10 pounds. "I just need to see your passport number "so we can send you over there." And then some people will obviously be like, "No, I don't care." And some people will be like, "Yeah, six, six, six, sounds good." - Fair. - Again, was another one was like hiring people to be,

work on a cruise ship which a lot of people want to do um so we're we're hiring people to go on this like three month cruise you'll be paid this much um if you want to be considered um just give me your name and your passport number um and we can we can take it from there yeah um and again in portsmouth if you position yourself correctly yeah people will believe you yeah my answer

- Before you say your answer, was your answer predetermined before hearing the other responses? - No, I didn't know. I figured out my answer not knowing their answers. - Say that. - And you can tell my answer is completely different to theirs. So my answer was I would, I don't know if this would work, but I would pretend to work for the national lottery.

and i would say i would say we're going to 100 we're going to all the major cities in the uk and we're going to make 100 millionaires in each city so if you want to enter

all um all i need is your full name and just to confirm that you're a uk citizen i need your passport number um and i'll probably say something like i'm not going to take your passport i don't need to see the passport if you have a picture of it i just need to see the number to prove that you're a uk citizen um and then hopefully that would work i think that'll work better than the ones you described prior because a chance to win a million pounds is

- You know what I mean? It's more incentivized to give up information. - Yeah, the way I thought about it was when I was thinking about it, I was like, how is someone, what could someone possibly say to get my passport number? And the only way I'm even paying attention to a stranger in the street regardless is if they're offering me money. Money, money, money. - Yeah. - Damn. - But yeah, I thought it was an interesting question. - Interesting. MI6 trainers in Portsmouth. Can we Google that please?

Apparently bro. MI6 Portsmouth, Fort Moncton. Is that what it is? Is that what it's called? Fort Moncton. To be fair, it would be though, wouldn't it? It would be somewhere secluded. You're not going to train people in London. Somewhere close to the water. That makes sense. That makes sense. Perfect sense. Yeah. Do you think you could hack any form of like military, MI6, undercover type of agent training?

- I always wondered if I could go on that show. Was it? - S.A.S. - Oh, S.A.S. - He Who Dares Wins or whatever. - I wondered if I could go on that. - I would always like to. I think it's like, I was saying, I think I was talking to Jack the other day about it. I don't believe in like, what's it called where in some countries you turn 16 and they put you straight in the army. Is it just drafted? - It's called something service. - What did you say? It's called what? - Is it called drafted?

- That's not what I thought you said. - Oh. - I thought you said trafficking. - Oh, wow. - Wow. - I was like, what did you say? - So I know in Korea, for example, you have to do two years in the military. - Yeah, I can't remember what it's called, but you have to serve at like 16, 17. - I don't think it's called draft. You said in Nigeria. - They do it in Niger. So if you want to work in Niger, even if you live there or if you go back home there and you wanna work there, you have to serve for a year before you can work there.

- 'Cause I don't believe in that, as in like forcing people to go into the army. But I do actually think it'd be really handy if like all like 16 year olds, men and women, did like some sort of army training when you get out of school. Even if it's just for like a few months or something. - A few months? - I thought he was gonna say a few hours. - 'Cause like, I feel like it's- - I was gonna benefit from that and say days, months.

- Wow. - 'Cause I feel like it gives you a lot of good skills, like organization skills, cleanliness. Like there's a lot of shit, like really good stuff about it. - I agree, but I don't think, especially the UK, I don't think we'd have it. - No, we wouldn't have it. - We wouldn't have it. - You can try it, but Rich is trying to pattern it now. - Is he? - Yeah. - Trying to bring it back.

Where you have to go into the army. - Yeah. - Yeah, I don't believe in that because that's against your will. Whereas a bit of training. - Compulsory national service. - Compulsory, yeah. It's 'cause no one wants to sign up for it, bro. - Yeah. - No one cares. - Dubai will see me quickly. Yeah, quickly. I'll pack up this entire studio. - Might have to be a virtual team for a couple months before we settle down. - Yeah, before we settle down. - They'll see me immediately.

- I'd love to do something like that though. Even if it's just like a day where you do like a big training program or something. I think it'd be sick. - I reckon I could hack it. For me, it's the sleep I want me to hack. - It's the stamina for me. - The lack thereof sleep. Like them man waking up at 3:00, 4:00 AM to do them kind of, that will be a point where I'm like, "Ah, nah, I'm not doing this anymore." - That would break me. - Yeah. - That would definitely break me. And I think the first day that happens

the person in command will have words with me. 'Cause I wouldn't care anymore. I wouldn't care. - When I watch "Who Dares Wins", it's the interrogation aspect that it makes me laugh though. I'll break character. 'Cause when they're screaming at you, I can't say, "Shut up, man, shut up!" - There's a camera here, you're not gonna do anything. - Yeah, what are you gonna do, bro? - You're not gonna do anything. There's a fucking camera here. It's a camera crew. - And they will sit there like shaking. "I'm sorry, yeah." "Nah, bro, shut up."

But yeah, interesting, interesting. - It's tough man. - Good idea though, the lottery thing. - Oh, thank you. - That was a good idea. - Gang, you had an "Am I the asshole?" No? - I do. Cool. Am I the asshole for not giving up my seat for a pregnant lady in the subway? - Why do I feel like I've heard this one before? Carry on. I haven't heard it, but I've heard that title before. - Okay.

I took the subway, I 27 female, took the subway back home after a horrible, sleepless, 36 hour shift at the hospital. I was so tired that I was literally afraid I'd have an accident if I drive. So I left my car in a parking lot. The subway was packed and I was lucky I got a seat in the first place. I even dozed off a few times. Meanwhile, so I even dozed off a few times and only woke up for the announcements. This heavily pregnant lady walked in and stood uncomfortably.

She looked at me kind of in a strange way. She ultimately said that she would like me to give up my seat for her. I was like, I genuinely am beyond tired and I can't handle standing up at the moment. She asked me if I had a disease or a problem. I just said I was tired, in brackets. Other people were sitting, other people were sitting, that were sitting down were old, et cetera. If I have a disease or a problem. Yeah. I look like the best option, actually.

36 hour shift in a hospital, man. That's literally over a day. Yeah, that's too much. That's far too much.

- Shit. How pregnant are we talking? - She said severely pregnant. I can't remember what adjective she used. She said she was pregnant though. - She was pregnant as fuck? - Heavily pregnant. - Heavily pregnant. - So seven plus. - Yeah, let's say. - That looks strenuous. That looks strenuous, boy. I'm not the right person. 'Cause I'll free it up. 'Cause boy, yeah, that looks exhausting. - But you're also fucking exhausted, bro. - Yeah, of course. I'm knackered, bro.

I'm easy and I'm like, I will avoid these conversations from jump. So if I know I've just worked 36 hours and hell or high water is not getting me out of this chair, as soon as I see the pregnant thing, I'm sleeping. I pretend to sleep. 100% I pretend to sleep. - 'Cause you're not tapping me. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. You're not waking me up. That's a piss dick. - Yeah, that's a fact. - Yeah, 'cause I'll knee jerk. - That's not my fault. - Yeah, yeah, that's not my, that's just reflex. Keep your hands to yourself. - Factual.

I would say if we've made eye contact, I already know I'm standing up. 36 hours or not 36 hours. As soon as we've made eye contact with this heavily, heavily pregnant woman, I know I'm standing up. So I wouldn't say she's a massive asshole, but from my perspective, I would have just got. It's not even worth the conversation. I agree, especially because perspective wise, everyone else around is,

Bar the pregnant lady, everyone else on the train doesn't know and doesn't give a fuck about what you've just done. - Yeah, exactly. - All they're seeing is you're inconsiderate, you're younger than everyone else that's sitting down and there's a pregnant lady and she's standing up. And the fact that another older person had to stand up to give the pregnant lady a seat, everyone else is gonna be looking at you like you're a fucking prick. - As soon as I saw an old person stand up to give a seat, I would have told the old person to sit down. - In your seat? - Yeah. Even if I thought the pregnant lady was a bit of a dick for even asking me, do I have a disease?

- So even if we've had to get to the conversation of, do you have a disease? For me to be like, you know what? Fuck this bitch. She can stand. As soon as I've seen an old woman or man or whatever get up to give her the seat, I would've got up and given the old person a seat. - Or she just kisses her teeth and like, no, you sit back down. - You can sit back down. I don't give a fuck then.

- I love who was there. - Yeah, fair. - I'm sleeping fine tonight. - Fair, fair, fair, fair. - Kiss and tea for me. Stand then with your old legs. - Fair, yeah. - But yeah, nah, that's, ooh, that's a techy one. - It is a techy one. - I wouldn't say, yeah, I don't think arse, I think arsehole's a bit of a reach. - Arsehole is a reach, but again, I agree. I'd also stand up as well. Like the perspective of it is just long. Guys, girls in the comments, let us know what you think below. - Cool, right, who am I?

- Yes, I've missed that bitch. - Right, is everyone ready? - What's the rules? - So thank you for asking. The rules on this one are, I'm literally going to say one line at a time. After each line, you guys have the opportunity to say. I think I'm trying to, you'll need to announce yourself so I know who's guessing first. - Okay. - So we can have a, you might just scream out, who am I?

- Oh, okay. - Okay. - Cool. - Cool, cool. So if you wanna make a guess, who am I? Guess, and then. - Cool. - If, let's say I guess, I say, who am I? I guess, I guess incorrectly. Does it go to them to have an opportunity if they have something to say? - I think so. - And then you go back to your next clue. - I think what we should do to make this one a bit more interesting actually, is you get one guess. - Throughout the whole who am I? - After the whole thing is done, we can free up some more guesses. - Okay.

- But you get one guess. - During. - So even if I know it after my first guess and I get it wrong, I just have to sit there and- - So if you could know who it is on after the first line, if you're not sure. - Yeah, okay, okay, I like this one. - Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah. - Oh God. - I'm gonna say a table flip. - So if you're gonna say something, you're gonna scream who am I? Make sure you fucking know who it is. Right. - Yeah. - Oh, sorry, I forgot to say as well, this is a riddle format. Each line is like,

A riddle. Okay. Describing this person, right? Mm-hmm. So the first line is, my power is my pain. Okay. Second, if I want to hurt others, I have to hurt myself first. Who am I? Eren, from Attack on Titan. Nope. Fuck. Good guess, though. No, I'm out. Good guess. Good guess. Rem looks like he wants to guess. Right. I'm here for a long time, not a good time. I'm a lone wolf and I won't be missed.

It's a punch in the gut and a shank and a twist. - Let's go. - I'm a Billy No Mates and Jean is not my lover. - Who am I? - Yes, Foo Head. - Wolverine. - Let's go! - Shit. - Fair. - Come on, man. - The answer is Wolverine. - Come on, man. Run the other clues. - Well played, well played, well played, well played, well played, well played. - Come on, man. - Fair. - So the other clues that I had left, I only had two more, which these two definitely would have got it. The next one was,

I'd happily be her ex-man if it meant that I could flex about how we used to have sex. The last one is, you'll see me in the yellow, but I'm anything but mellow. - That Jean bar, that was all I needed. - All right, say less. - That's all I needed. - I thought that I was contemplating putting that Jean one at the end, but I thought, mm, mm, mm. - What was the Jean one again? - I'm a billion no mates and Jean is not my lover. - That's all I needed. I didn't catch that. - Gang, who were you thinking of, Ren, by the way? 'Cause you look like you want to guess.

Deku and or All Might. The first two bars about pain being screaming at me but I didn't want to burn. I didn't want to burn. As soon as straight away. Yeah. Straight away. And then I thought wait All Might is actually in the same boat as the same power. But yeah that pain thing.

- Yeah. - Yeah. - Ellis came in confident with that Aaron. - Yeah. - That was fast. - That was fast. - Straight away, 'cause he bites his finger to become a Titan. - Yeah, he does, bro. - Yeah. - He does. - That's why I said it's a fucking good guess. - Very good guess. - Fucking good guess, bro. - Yeah, man. - Yeah. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Damn. - Gas, gas, gas. - Well done, well done, well done, well done, well done. - He loves Gene. - He fucking loves Gene. - Do you think if you weren't watching 97, or hadn't just recently watched 97, and you're doing the backlog as well, right? Do you think you would've got it?

- I don't think I would have drawn for X-Men. I think you would have probably had to do the second to last clue where you said X-Man sometimes, where I would have stared towards X-Men, but I don't even know if I would have gotten Wolverine straight away. - Gang. - But yeah. - Well played. Good shit, bro. - Thank you, sir. - Very nice. Well guys, that's the episode for today. - Yes, sir. - Appreciate you sincerely. Love, love, love. - Gang, gang, gang. - The most powerful designer drugs

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