Bonus #78 - Live Call Show Vol. 11 [PATREON PREVIEW] 09:28

Ricky, what's going on? Eldest hasn't told me what the update's about, but why don't you tell me what's going on, buddy? Yeah, recap us what you called in about first.

All right, all right. So literally, I don't know if you guys remember, but I literally, like, I called in. I basically, like, had just gone through, like, a crazy friend breakup and, like, was having a panic attack and was just, like, literally, like, was, like, nonsensical, like, he's trying to fucking big bro me. It's us fucking boys. Oh, I remember you, dude. Yeah. Your cadence. You remember that? Even before I remembered what it was about, I was like, wait, someone has a – I remember being annoyed at the way this guy talks in the past. Yeah.

So go ahead. What's going on? Hold on. Just a little more up to speed. This is from Kush Brothers, and when you called in, you were mad because your bro, a good buddy of yours. He demanded respect from you. He was pissed because you were talking to bitches before him at the club, and you kind of went out of turn of what your guy's usual pickup game is. He sort of alpha-dogged you a little.

Okay.

He keeps expecting me to take this deferential position when we go out and shit.

What the fuck kind of question is this, Eldon?

How did this get through? I feel like it's like, you know, insecurity type shit. He's so heated. I have listened to him several times. Like, we've had this conversation so many times over the course of the years where I'm just like, hey, dog, it seems like you want me to, like, take a step back sometimes and depose because...

for whatever reason, whatever it's the both of us, they want to talk to me, not you, right? So like, I understood that, but it's like, God damn, I can't fucking be aware of every situation. Anyway, thank you. All right. Love you guys. This guy's just mad at his friend. This isn't even a fucking question. That's coke. That's a coke up, man. Exactly what I thought. Yeah, and so, I mean,

quick fucking update. I, we, we like have not spoken since then. Wow. It's like, I don't know, bro. The friendship is cooked, which like it really, I don't know, man. I, I've been doing this guy like going on seven years. Um, how old are you though? But like,

I'm 28. Yeah. Okay. I mean, look, bro, this is... I mean, we talk about it all the time on the show, but there are... You do lose people along the way of life. Like, some guys are great friends when you're in college. Some guys are great childhood friends. Some guys are great college friends. Some guys are great adult, like, young adult friends. And then they're like...

They get to a certain point where you guys grow in different directions. And it sounds like, you know, this might have happened with you and your friend who deserved, who demanded friendship respect from you. My guy is like, what's the fucking show? It's a white people show. Fucking, goddammit. How I Met Your Mother. How I Met Your Mother. He's like a black Barney sense. That's kind of his vibe. Really? Like a what? Barney. Did you say a black Barney?

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So he's a guy who always wants to get pussy? Like, every fucking time we go out, it's about pussy. Like, I'm not kidding. Like, we're going to the sports bar. I'm here to watch a fucking, like... I'm in D.C., so we're watching Raven Games, fucking, you know, Commanders. But, you know, whatever. We're chilling. And, like...

It's still like, oh, he's planning. It's always a plan. Interesting. So he's pathological about getting pussy, and he has a specific way and an order that he wants you to approach women, basically? Yeah. Basically, he's like, look, I'm the guy who goes in. That's me. That's what I do. I know you don't like talking to people that much. I'm like, that's true, but...

I'm not fucking I don't know like respectfully I'm not retarded like if I feel like breaking protocol I can no literally it like he lost it he lost it and like it's just like every time every time bro and y'all were cooking me because I was like you know like I do think like if women have their like

It's usually me, respectfully. Yeah. But, like, I swear to God, like, I'm not making that up. Yeah. Like, let's say, you know, okay, for every example, we were at, like, a Halloween party. You know, we know, like, one guy there. So, like, we're really just there, like, with each other, you know, just talking to people. And by example, are you just telling us a thing that happened when you say for example? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Okay. Okay, gotcha. This is real. And so, like, we're just chilling. I think we're playing, like, beer pong or whatever. We're, like, running the table type shit, which is a good way to talk to people. Whatever. Nice, dude. This, like...

I'm not going to call her ugly, but too much makeup. White girl comes up talking to him at first. She's asking him about his technique, which is fucking hilarious. This happened five years ago, I hope. You're not a 28-year-old man. Last year. It was last Halloween. Damn, dude. That's awesome that you guys are so good at beer pong.

I don't know what the fuck that's about. So we're at a high school party running the table. We're buying these 16-year-old girls fucking Mike's Hard, and I'm in, bro. They all love me more than him. Sorry, keep going. Unfortunately, everybody's 30. Okay, all right, keep going.

But yeah, like, talking to him, whatever, right? Nothing of it. I'm still doing, you know, like, I'm busy, right? Yeah, you're in the zone. You got to re-rack. You're trying to decide, are we going to re-rack as a diamond or a triangle? What are we doing? Literally, I'm like, come on, like, one re-rack, two re-racks? What are we doing? Anyway. You're calling rebuttals. Shit.

You're taking me back. Elbows. I'm in the moment, so. Elbows. Watch it, bro. No bouncing. Get that shit out of here. Anyway, sorry. Go ahead. Comes around. Comes around. Right. Now she's talking to me. Right. And I'm just talking to her. Right. That is literally all that happened. But let me tell you, bro. We leave the party. My guy is like, what the fuck? Like, who's...

And like at the time, because like at the time I was like, oh, this is like a weird isolated thing. But like it literally just kept happening like more like just like that. And I'm like, I don't know what you want me to do.

I mean, actually, no, stop. Because it's like, I do know what he wants me to do. He wants me to, like, be like, oh, I'm not going to speak. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Once I'm like, I don't know. Well, dude, okay. For real, though, here's the, even with a little more context, it's just like, this guy is clearly insecure, right? He's clearly insecure. And he just, like...

It's all there is to it. And if you guys have this issue where he's demanding you to behave a certain way, it's like, that's not how you treat your friends. And it's like, yeah, sometimes your friends are going to get pussy and you're not. You know what I mean? There were two girls I wanted to fuck that Eldest fucked.

That's how the world works, brother. You know what I mean? I've since gotten it. You know, I've since fucked much more. It's come around my way. And maybe your insecure black friend, you know, in 10 years, maybe he's on a podcast that accidentally gets famous and he starts getting more pussy than you. Who's to say? Right. But he's just insecure. He it's not really that like, you know.

Even this respect thing and this code thing and all this bullshit, it's like that's the way people behave when fraternities have those rules where it's like you must respect someone that's ahead of you or whatever. Or they call number or they call all this shit. Any of that stuff is just weird stuff.

It's just weird ways where people can cling on to rules to prove their superiority because the thing that they're insecure about, you know... Is picking up bitches at beer pong tables. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Exactly. Exactly.