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Mom, Dad, I humbly suggest you save some money and shop Amazon for back to school. It's for my growth, meaning my body's growing at an alarming rate. And clothes you buy me this year will be very small very soon. Plus, the clothes I love today will be out of style tomorrow. But at least your wallet doesn't have to be my fashion victim.
a few shop low prices for school at Amazon. Hopefully this is helpful. Amazon. Spend less, smile more. Why not upgrade a little more, Ted? Get the more expensive bidet. What am I getting from a more expensive bidet? You know, I got the heated seat right now. Is the water warm? Oh, it's warm. You're not doing cold water? Does it spray deodorant in the bowl after you're done?
Put that one on the list of things your bidet doesn't do and mine does. Does your bidet? Yes, my bidet does that. Yes, my bidet does that. What is your bidet called? What brand? Brondell. Brondell.
- My Brondell oscillates the stream of water. - Okay, mine oscillates. - Mine goes, - Very accurate. - All around my starfish. - Your starfish? - My starfish. - Mine oscillates, mine does the, I don't know. - Yours oscillates, okay, you don't have the deodorizer. - I got a,
air dryer though. It blows you? It blows you dry? Yeah, my bidet blows me. I'll admit it. Does it blow you or does it blow you dry? Well, I start wet and it blows me dry. Does it blow you half wet? I bet it blows you half wet. I bet you're not confident enough to stand up without touching your little butt with some toilet paper. Okay, yeah, maybe a single wipe is involved. Let me tell you, man, my Brondell, my Brondell,
- Full dry. I haven't been in there in years. - Here's the thing. I don't know if I would trust that. I don't know if I am woke enough to be able to like go to the bathroom and like completely trust a bidet without doing a single wipe. - You think that's a woke?
ideology right there i think you're i think you're a little woke i'm not that's not left wing bro no the faith i have in my bidet is is similar to my faith in god no this isn't political this is a this is we're leading right with this bidet right now despite the fact that it involves my asshole listen you gotta understand this isn't political this is like this is like woke as in like art like
- It's awakened, you know? I don't know if I'm awakened enough in the world of bidet to be able to. - You know what that means, Ted? That means your bidet isn't good enough. - But that also means that you're woke. - I'm killing myself. - Welcome to Chuckle Sandwich.
Welcome everybody to another episode of Chuckle Sandwich. We love you to death. Welcome to the show. I'm here with Tucker. I'm Shlatt. He's still gone. Shlatt's still gone, but we're drinking today. Well, we're not. It's not like a drinking episode though. We're like, we're just loosening up. We're loosening up. Shlatt, are you drinking anything today? Oh, am I drinking anything today? Is that Benedictine? He's got, ooh, oh, he's going in there.
He's going in there all the way. Oh.
Yes, it's Benedictine, Ted. Of course it's Benedictine. What else would I be drinking? How many of those do you think you've gone through? And how many do you predict you will go through over the course of your life? One every two weeks, probably. Every two weeks? Yeah. That's a high rate of fire. I mean, what do you think? I'm getting through a couple a week? Like it's 40%. This is strong shit. I think I honestly don't really drink that much. Like I drink for...
I drink for social events and chuckle sandwich. Like I'm not really. Plus he says what? Social events, bar, party. What? Nothing. Keep going. Keep going. Keep going. Social events, chuckle sandwich, bar.
Like, I'm not the kind of guy to, like, sit down after a long day and have a beer. Like, I don't just have beer at the ready. Tucker, don't make that reaction. Don't give me that. I love doing that. Some switch flipped in me recently, man, where I'm like, man, I want to, like, drill some shit. I need to, like, screw some shit in with a beer in my hand, you know? Yeah. Get a nice Milwaukee tool in the left hand. A nice Blue Moon in the right. I would have expected you to do...
the uh little slidey uh thing that goes under the car and then like you slide out you wipe some grease off your forehead or whatever and then you take a sip of a beer you know well that works too i just like the idea i like the notion of working and then enjoying a beer at the same time you know i like that too and i also like your usage of vocabulary there it's almost like i've infected you
Notion? Yeah. You knew exactly what I was talking about, too, when you... Well, no. Okay. Hold on. Hold on. You cannot claim that you infected me with Notion. I'll tell you who infected me with Notion, buddy. I don't know if I... Adam Montoya. I don't know if I can... A.K.A. You got to understand, I say Notion every podcast, at least. You got to understand, Ted. I say Notion in every weekly slap video. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. Well...
a chuckle sandwich a little bit more consistent than weekly slap, let's be honest here. Well, I did three weeks in a row there for a second. That is true. That is true. That's like me with my YouTube channel. I'll do like three weeks in a row or like a month of like every two weeks for like three iterations of that and then I'll just be like, fuck, and then I'll do like three
And then I'll disappear. It's been 60 days since I've uploaded a video to my channel. I'm trying to pull something together, guys. I'm trying to pull something together. What's on the plate? Oh, real good stuff, dude.
I can't tell you. I can't tell then someone who's faster than me. You don't have a single idea, do you? No, he's got a good one. He has a good one. You don't have a single idea. You're not even working on anything, are you? Well, first of all, there's a group chat that we started, which I haven't responded to, which we've got something new cooking up. You, me, and Charles. We're going to do, but that's a comment. You didn't respond to it. We're both ready to film it, and you're like, oh, you're just ghosting us. I acknowledge that. As I was saying, as I was bringing it up, and you know it.
But no, I've got like four video ideas. Emma, how about this? Emma, bleep these out. The first one, I'm doing a video. Wait, I can't bleep these out. Emma, bleep out the relevant things. I'm doing a video where I talk about that I've been seeing. Stupid. Stupid. Stupid video idea? This is the first I've heard about this. Stupid video idea. I'm a commentary YouTuber, Shly. This is what I do. Oh, you are? I'm telling you a variety.
variety yeah that's true another video idea even stupider nah yeah that's pretty good tucker's excited about that one maybe you should react to tiktoks that's now we're talking baby now we're talking okay well i you know what maybe i should i've i do have a second channel that i don't use that often i've been trying i'm thinking about
getting that machine running maybe doing some gaming videos maybe doing you know you know the the ted nivison live i changed it of course i know now known as theodore nivison second channel ted if you sat down for five minutes and you just looked at some tiktoks or looked at reddit look at my reddit
Jay Schlatt submissions. Go to my subreddit and react to it. It's just funny. It's just like random. That's a question I actually have. That would be very funny, actually, if I was just like, we're going on Jay Schlatt's subreddit. You have my permission. You feel permission. Hell yeah. Actually, that's sweet. Looking at... Looking at Schlatt's subreddit.
and just being like my fans are so much better and just like the whole time just shitting on them yeah oh no that'd be good um well my question is like how do you i need if i wanted to do subreddit videos for my own subreddit which has like 10k it's not that many people there's more there's twice as many people on almost thrice as many people on chuckle sandwich than there is on the ted nevison subreddit how did you go about building that from the ground up like how did you
build a culture where people provide content to make money off of the way I did it is that I started the subreddit and a lot of my you know back in the day I was doing and more recently I'm doing like show me your bedroom show me your PC set up cook me a meal all that kind of stuff and so I said I
posted here now this is where we're taking submissions for it and everyone went over and then also i i juiced it a little bit on my second channel by just reacting to posts on it and stuff and every video i'd be like here check out the subreddit it's got like 150 000 subs right now i suppose i suppose i can just do a video where i react to the entire history of my subreddit
And then from doing that, that'll hype people up to get on there and maybe start going on it. Posting some funny memes. I need some more
I need some more memes. But then it wouldn't become the Ted Nivison subreddit. I still have the Jay Schlatt subreddit, but I also have the Jay Schlatt submission subreddit. The two are very different. Right. Yeah. And another thing is, how do you get people to do free labor by moderating? Are you even moderated on there? I have no idea what happens there. I just sort by top month all the time. You don't know what did you get? Might not be moderated. I don't know. Oh, okay. Yeah.
What's that look? Nothing. What does that look? Nothing. Are you going to post gay porn on my subreddit? It's interesting. That's where your mind went to at the beginning. I'd like that.
Well, then maybe I won't do that. Maybe I'll do something you won't like. Okay. I really hate if a fucking hot femboy. I'm going to put straight porn on there. Oh, straight porn? I'm going to put missionary. Dude, straight porn? What are you talking about? I'm going to be posting missionary on the Jslash. Missionary? Yeah, missionary. And they love each other and they're making eye contact and they're kissing? Yeah, missionary within wedlock. Shit! Dude! Fuck!
Oh, man. Consummative marriage sex. It's going to be a guy. Right after the ceremony. Fuck. There's none of that allowed. Any sexualization of Schlatt is an immediate ban on your subreddit. Oh, really? I was doing research. Oh, well, it's not me in the porn.
bummer yeah post away if you're not me if you're hot you gotta if you're hung you gotta bet i'll stop myself right now i'll stop myself
That was going in a fun direction. It was going in a fun direction. I know what you think about after that story of the Marine from last year. I think about that, man, every single day. Dude, I haven't stopped thinking about that story either. I think I passed out during it. Can you guys remind me what that story was? The guy who slept next to me in boot camp was hung like a motherfucking stallion. Oh, but he was... The dude was just swinging every time we had a change.
Oh, wow. But he was dumb as a rock. That was why it was relevant. That makes it even better, dude. I remember now. He was stupid, but he had a massive cock. There's a correlation, and the people need to know. What good is a boy toy if he argues with you and has ideas of his own? This is why Hasan is a fake himbo. That's why he's not real. He's not a real himbo. Everyone says...
That Hassan's a himbo? No, no, no. He's farted. You're the real himbo, Ted. Me? Yeah, I think you've taken the medal. Or Slimesicle.
oh slime sickle is not a himbo he is simply no he is simply a bimbo that's true okay i'll give you that i'll give you he is far too sexy to have himbo as the name yeah he's a bimbo like you like for someone to be himbo you need to be able to throw a pebble at him and the and the skull echoes like that's that's
That's what I'm looking for, where it's like you could like it sounds like a like a coconut, like what you'd expect from a coconut.
coconut yeah no i know what you're talking about i guess you think you fell out a coconut tree come on i didn't fall out no i don't think so that's a nice segue though ted because this is the political section of chuckle oh true which we don't often do on chuckle sandwich but there are some things that we need to address just for our audience that may have not heard schlatt on his main channel let's just uh get some stuff out of the way here oh
Wow. That was smooth. That was not the first time he's done that. Yeah, no, that was an experience. That was an experience pull, Benedictine pull right there. I want to clip that for my own log. Got to turn that into a gif. We might have to censor it.
Yeah, that might only be for you boys. Yeah, I'm a sense of that. That's maybe. Yeah, no. I'm a sense of that with some heavy pixelation so we know what we can see. But that was audio listeners love you to death. I'm sorry. You don't get it. You don't get to see. You don't get to hear. It's like what Jack, dude, I filmed the video with Jack Manifold the other day and I was teaching him proper blowjob techniques.
Oh good like you do. I mean everyone everyone in this call knows you need to put like the British know how to do that They probably avoid blowjobs altogether because they're goddamn fucking fucked up teeth will get but I was telling them about I'm telling them if you if a British person with fucked up teeth You can still give a good blowjob if yeah, but it's also like it's like it's like when Han Solo was like navigating the meteoroid field except there's a bunch of teeth and
And the Millennium Falcon is your cock, you know? And they're like coming out of nowhere, too. Teeth coming from random spots. Where's that one? And I was just telling them that you got to just, you go like that. Oh. That's how you give a good blowjob right there. The prune juice technique. The prune juice technique. It's like you're an old man about to dive into a fucking bowl full of nips. Yeah.
I was telling him this and he said, he said, schlatt, that is not how you give a good blow job. That doesn't even look right. And I said to him, what are you talking about? What do you mean it doesn't look right? And he's like, you're going to look so weird with a dick in your mouth. Look, going like this. And I said, no, you're not. You don't you don't know what you're talking about. You stupid jack manifold. And then to prove his point, he took an empty toilet paper roll and he went like this.
And he stuck it in his mouth and it looked totally normal. And then he ceded his point. Wow. He said, you know what? You're right. Good for him. Yeah, his character progression. I think it was a win on your part, though, that you got him to put a whole toilet paper roll in his mouth. I feel like that in the end there, it's like, oh, by the way, Tucker, if there were a thousand dicks on a wall, how many are you choking on?
Just like they're there and I'm like, well, there's no incentive or anything. How many are you choking on? Probably like, I don't know, 100, 10%. Nice. I'm only choking on one 10% of the time. See, this is a problem. Tucker's pretty secure in his masculinity where he can answer that question in a legitimate way. If you ask that to someone that you know is not very secure in their masculinity and that they're always going to say none of them so that you can reply,
Wow, you're pretty experienced, huh? It's like the machinima inbox bit. The homeless man jumps on your back, Tucker. What are you going to do? Are you going to leave him there or are you going to toss him off? Probably start running. It'll be like a fast piggyback. Fair enough. Fair enough. I love giving a piggyback. The homeless person jumps on your back. What are you doing? I'm turning around and say, face me.
You wouldn't see him if there was a homeless man on your back and you turned around, you would not, this would not change the situation. I spin around and I pull him close. Was he on drugs or is he not? Yeah. And he's naked. Yeah. Well, yeah. And what, and hard and he's hard. Damn it.
And he's hung. And he's hung like a dumb marine. And he's dumb as a bag of rocks. He's dumb as a bag of rocks. Dude, what a story you'd have that day. You'd go get on your podcast recording and be like, guys, you would not believe what just happened to me.
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the wild stories and larger than life characters behind legendary cars and car makers. So if you love cars or just like a good story, check out Past Gas by Donut Media, the number one automotive podcast in the world. Let me tell you something fun about New York City. You know how it's like the land of opportunity and all that shit? Yeah. A lot of rich people in New York City. That's what I say. You know, when I was in Japan, I did a thing. I went to the Rich Carlton in Kyoto.
That sounds like a blast. Oh, yeah, it was phenomenal dude. I met some kid in the lobby and You know, I mean like the Ritz Carlton, you know, it's like it's like, you know, you're not you know, you know, it's the Ritz It's the Ritz you're not talking to poor people in that building. Anyway, who walks in there is worth talking to you know So I person so I up to you you're gunning him. Oh fuck that fuck that There's not a single poor person within a mile radius of the Ritz. Oh
So this fan comes up to me. I was like, dude, I don't even want to talk to you. I want to talk to your father. He's probably in a position of power. Let's link up. But that's besides the point. I booked the terrace suite, the most expensive room in the Ritz. $4,000 a night. And it was phenomenal. It was just one night? I got you thinking. Yeah, well...
No, it was many nights. I booked it for many nights, actually. Oh, excellent. Yeah. So what made it worth $4,000 a night? Nothing. Oh, what? Nothing. It was totally not worth $4,000 a night. Was it all-inclusive? Was it like a resort almost? Did you get free shit? No, it was a room. There was a bag of chips in the drawer that was like $15.
I made a video on this, Ted. I talked about how silly it is. I basically just made fun of it. Yeah, wait. I think I've seen this video. This is where you had that fancy water. Is that true? Or was it vodka? I'm thinking of some sort of... I'm imagining this wood paneling wall. It was wood paneling. Yes, it was. You probably saw it. You messaged me. You said, that's a great title and thumbnail. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It was that one. And I made fun of it. And...
I was like, I've been thinking about that video a lot. I've been really pondering because I'm in New York City. Like, this is, I'm in the heart of everything, man. Like, think about the extravagance of the most expensive hotel room in New York City, the penthouse suite of the Ritz or something like that.
So I think I'm gonna splurge, dude. I think I'm gonna go to one soon. - You should. I assume you're gonna make a shot and go. - Yeah, I'd make a video about it. Some kind of video. It might even be main channel. Depends on how much I have to spend for the room. - Every time I see one of those vlogs that you do with the Sony camera,
I regain like a slight push to try to try to get, cause I don't have, I have the same camera from when I was like, or similar camera from when I was a kid, but I don't have batteries that last more than like five minutes and I don't have the tape cassettes, but so I just need to buy those and then I could use it. And you'd be sad, dude. I would be. That's all you need. They're fun. They're fun. I mean, that's how I used to, uh,
that's how i used to make videos when i was a kid i did i tell you have i talked about can man on this podcast can man can man my first show about can man my early show one of my earliest shows yeah yeah no it was i went to like on abc or or uh no it was on uh ted
That was quick. Silver. Silver right there. Silver chuckle. Silver chuckle, baby. Fuck yeah. No, it was I had gone to like some sort of like summer barbecue or something like that and I had gotten myself a Barg's root beer. Okay. Barg's. I've always said it Barg's. Okay, but that's a Q. Barg's.
know how do you pronounce a q really it's a q who the is ever gween gween elizabeth you you stupid idiot damn damn all right silver silver for you okay all right we're even uh
But basically, I had like one of those costume mustaches, you know, like, you know, it was like a, like a thinner, like imagine a thinner Eddie Burback. And basically what I did was I basically, I put like a little stick through the bottom of the can, like a, like a roasting stick through the, or a kebab stick. What can? The bottom.
root beer can. Oh, the barks. Yeah, the barks. And then I put the mustache on it and then I put two googly eyes and then a napkin cape and then this guy was now a puppet and it was just like a mustached root beer
root beer can and his name was Can Man and he had a phrase at the beginning and I would basically, I would take the video camera like this and then I would hold up the Can Man guy in front of it and then I would have him come up and he would talk to it and I would say,
Hello peoples. I am can man and I'm here to tell you that I am awesome. That was how I started every single one And so I would he would go through little Little moments where he would the one of these greatest adventures was he was trying to climb a telephone pole and he kept falling down and he kept trying to get back up and then at one point he had a sidekick
Which was when I got involved a friend who lived on my street. He played another character, which was, you know, those little half cans that you could get.
- But they were like wide. They were like as wide as, like they weren't like the, they weren't like, you know how like these ones are this tall, that's how they make the small cans now? They used to do it where it was as wide as a normal soda can, but it was shorter. - Oh, like a chode. - Yeah, like a chode can. - Like a chode. - And this was also back when Sierra Mist was still a thing and it wasn't Starry. - Rest in peace, rest in peace. - So it was the Sierra Mist can and it was just two googly eyes on it and his name was Mr. Mist.
And that was the sidekick, the can man. I don't know where I why I started talking about. Oh, yeah. And that's what I would use the fucking camera for. It was one of this was all one take. I mean, dude, the charming thing about those old cameras that ran on like high eight tapes or digital eight tapes is that like, yeah, you just you just shot it, you know, and if you fucked it up, you fucked it up. We're doing it live. We're doing it live, man. And that's why I think
obviously I was at the Mr. Beast thing not too long ago. I loved that. I watched that whole thing. My experience on that camera, a lot of people loved it. People were like really enamored by it. And I think there's something there. I think because what it did was like for something like so produced like a Mr. Beast video, and obviously a lot of people made vlogs, but I think out of all the vlogs that came out of that event, it was like that was the one that like literally humanized every single person in that
in that event. There's something about like using an old medium, something that is so modern, like the influencer economy that just causes people to be like, oh shit, this is just like a bunch of people that are like friends through like the work that they do and they're all just kind of hanging out. Because that's what a lot of these events are is just like, it's kind of like
I don't know, like for instance, one time I did a point crows, his point crow party thing where he got a whole sound. I don't know if you saw this. He got a whole soundstage and he did the Mario thing. Right. That was one of my favorite weekends that I ever had because it was like just a bunch of people. I was the first time I ever met Nondre. You don't know Nondre, but. Oh, is he friends with Barry?
He is. He's friends with Barry. Okay. Good to know. I'll put him in my Rolodex. You know Sandwich at this point. Surely. I've heard of her. Yeah, yeah. I've heard of her. They're just grown. They're in the LA sphere, but they're great. I love Barry. Is he part of this conversation? Barry edits for Doug, Doug, I believe. Barry edits for Doug, Doug. Yeah.
But Barry wasn't... Barry might have been there. Actually, I don't... Is Barry in this story? I think Barry was there. He's not in... Whatever the case... Get on with it. Get on with it. Shut up, Tucker. Fuck you. I'm the audience right now, dude, and I don't even know how we got here. Whatever, dude. What I'm trying to say is that on this trip, it was in Pennsylvania, and I flew out there for that. We were there for the weekend, and it was like...
going to camp where there was food provided it was a bunch of people that i liked hanging out with there was jokes being thrown around it was just a blast and i love when stuff like that happens especially when i'm not the one making the content and i'm just there for fun
- Yeah, dude. It was like, I heard so many comments were like, dude, this feels like a field trip. - Yeah. - 'Cause there was a moment where we were all packed into a coach bus. - Yeah. - And like just going somewhere, all 50 of us in a fucking bus. And in that moment I was like,
This would be a really great way to eliminate all competition if I was Mr. Beast. You just drive the bus into a fucking pit. Oh, yeah, off a cliff. All 50 of us die, dude. Are you kidding me? I'm glad that that's the first thing that you thought of was like...
This is going to go the route of Final Destination as opposed to Wet Hot American Summer. I was just thinking, what if I had 50 of the biggest people ever in a bus? I'd probably crash it, and then I'd keep making my fucking react slop. Yeah, he could definitely do the, you might be wondering why I gathered you all here today, and then it's just the squid game, just people getting shot in the middle of the eyeballs thing.
Yeah. Yeah. In the middle of the eyeballs. That's well put Ted. Thank you.
I would love to take you or anyone, really, on this hotel extravaganza. I'm glad that I'm at an equal level of everyone else. Ted, I would... I would like to take you or quite literally anyone in the world. Pull a homeless guy off the side of the street, off the avenue. That's great. I would love to get...
you know, just a bunch of buddies in to just chill in this, like, say we get a penthouse at like, uh, at the Ritz Carlton or something. And then we just film it with the, with the high eight camera that pops up as a vlog. I do a hotel tour that pops up as its own video. What if I fucking did a react video in the hotel?
And then I'm like, what's up, bitches? I'm at the Ritz Carlton right now reacting to Reddit. Look at this penthouse behind me, you know? So it's all going to tie in. It's all going to be very nice, Ted. I've already booked a $10,000 hotel for one night. Whoa, in New York? Yeah. Oh, my God. What's a hotel? That's crazy. Staying there soon. I'm not going to tell you. Someone's going to beat me to the idea. Oh, dude, you know what you got to do?
I'm telling you right now, assuredly, assuredly, it's going to take a 1.2 million video to a four or five. Ready for this? Okay. Okay. You just got to do this.
Like the cheapest hotel also in New York City. Oh, fuck. No, I'm not. I listen. Like the cheapest hotel versus the $10,000 hotel. I'm not putting myself through that. No, I'm sorry. I know, but it's content. You don't even need to stay the night. You don't even need to stay the night. But I'm so spoiled and like comfortable with my lifestyle right now. I would never. I would never. Dude, I fly. I'm flying my editor out first class.
Just to be there with me, you know, like that. Yeah, even my my employees live lavishly You know, this is just not something in our in our dictionary. Look at surely what you wouldn't want us I'd hang myself from you from that curtain right? Yeah Stay here. Oh the curtains ready to be hung from for sure. Yeah, I like Is this a hostel
It's $49. $49? Yeah. Yay. Dude. Yay. This is like... This looks like a... This looks like a medical ward during the Spanish flu. Like this...
This looks like some fucking 1920s shit right there. Look at that. That's like that. All the patients sitting there bandaged up. You need a Victorian child with a fucking bandage over his forehead just gently coughing. That's some fuck shit right there, dude. Do not like that. Yeah, that's great. No, I think that's fantastic. I mean, I get why it would do better if I had like, you know, this is the shittiest thing
room in New York and then this one's 10 grand a night people love contrast yeah they do yeah they do fuck Ted I don't want to do it though I just want to I just want to have my good life and that's where the magic lays in you just do the thing where you're like at the beginning of the video you're like I don't want it you can be totally honest with people you'd be like I don't want to do this but I can't
in good faith make this title or do this video unless i have this contrast here and you can just complain the whole time you can just be like you can be like i fucking hate this here you couldn't even you'd be like fuck this i'm not even staying the night and then you're just like and now i'm going to the 10 out like you just it's like the first two minutes you don't understand i'm not gonna be i'm gonna be complaining in the ten thousand dollar a night one
because i'm just an that's what would make it funny is that nothing's gonna satisfy you yeah okay nothing is gonna satisfy you it's good people are gonna be like wait so he was complaining or or you are like i kind of miss the old ones and then i go back oh dude
What if I make my cameraman and editor Trevor, what if I make him stay at that one? Okay. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You can do a little like Mr. Beast B crew kind of journey thing. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Like a B side story scenario. Nolan. He's my Nolan. I send him off to do this stupid shit. Yeah. That's honestly. Yeah. That's I like that where it's like, I'm going to stay in this hotel and I'm going to send my
the person I pay money to do this video into the worst spot. And then, oh, that's perfect. I think you should do that. - You think? You think he won't hit me after that? Well, I'm flying in first class. - Why don't you guys do something else to make up for it that is-- - I won't. - You get him like a gift card to like the Apple store or something. - Yeah, give him like a $25 Amazon gift card. - Yeah.
I don't think there's many things that feel more useless than a $25 Amazon gift card. How about an iTunes gift card? Oh, yeah. By the time you got your last iTunes gift card, you were like, well, this is useless. I've got like a stack of gift cards that I just, because it's one of, oh, you know what's something that's very useless for me right now? This is something that I have, a gift card. Damn. Nice, man. Dunkin' Donuts. Dunkin' Donuts. Yeah. Hell yeah.
Yeah, none of those in LA. Well, there are. It's just like, I don't know. Dunkin' Donuts just isn't what it used to be, man. There was a period of my life. When I was growing up, there was like Dunkin' Donuts that was down the street from me. And this was like, you know, the beginning of the era of culottes. Culottes. Yeah. I don't even think they have culottes anymore. They got rid of the coffee culotte. They probably don't. But they still have the Charlie. They have the Charlie still? Yeah.
you sure maybe i don't know i guess it makes sense that she did it because she's from connecticut um but when i was a kid we would do it would be one of those you remember when you were a kid and it was like your parents would drive you everywhere so it felt like you went tell you got teleported but if you ever walk somewhere even if it was like this this walk that i did this dunkin donuts was like maybe a 25 minute walk but it felt like an
Because at a certain age, you don't really get more than a... You can't realistically walk more than a mile from your house before it starts to feel like you're fucking lost or like you've entered into another dimension. What's this about? I would walk to Dunkin' Donuts. What the fuck are you talking about, bro? Yeah, you are yapping, dude. Yeah.
No, keep going. Do you deserve it at this point? I mean, I had some great stuff to talk about. I'm sorry, dude. I'm sure you had some good points about Dunkin' Donuts. Okay, well then tell me you want me to finish my story. I want you to finish your story. Then I will. And I would get a mango culotta, which was the best flavor that they had at Dunkin' Donuts, and they got rid of it like 10 years ago. And they don't even have culottas anymore. My point.
Is that Dunkin Donuts has fallen deeply. They're getting their asses kicked by Starbucks. Starbucks has, you know, they started adding more and more little sandwiches to their menu. Starbucks food is shit, bro. What are you talking about? It's a little tiny sandwich that you can get when you're on the go. Okay, dude.
You know, I'm not going out of my way. I'm not going out of my way, but if I'm at a target, absolutely not. But if I'm at a target and I see a Starbucks and I'm like, I'm like, there's a honey butter chicken sandwich that they have. That's pretty fucking good. No.
You're telling me that you're going to see a sandwich that says honey butter chicken and you're not going to be a little bit intrigued by that notion? I'm not going to be in a Starbucks drive-thru ever, bro. I don't drink coffee. I'm not in the Starbucks drive-thru. I own an energy drink company. I'm at a Target. I own an energy drink company. Do they have energy drinks at Starbucks? They have the nitro cold brew, don't they?
What is this, a fucking ad? It's coffee. Hey, guys, go to gamersubs.gg. Use code SLAT for 10% off. All right, we all got our plugs in. I don't work for Starbucks. I'm just talking about their sandwiches. You sound like you do.
What is this? What is this? This isn't fucking trouble in terrorist town. You don't need to find me out. I'm looking at two terrorists right now. Don't call Tucker the Marine a terrorist, please. Bro, I've been laughing at your jokes. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. He's been laughing at your jokes, dude. He didn't have to do that. Thank you for your service. That's true. That is sort of a... Thank you for your service. Never deployed, though. Never deployed.
No, no, but like, thank God though. Kind of right. No blood on his head. No, no blood on his hands. It wouldn't want you ending up like Barry Tucker. Do you ever wish you killed someone? Oh yeah. Whoa. Whoa. What are you kidding me? I'm still itching. Oh, sometimes I'm like, you know, you know, Emma, I heard that Ukraine still taking volunteers. Oh,
She starts freaking out. She just starts chivering. Yeah, I'm like, I gotta get something. Ukraine's taking people? They're always taking volunteers, yeah. I thought they were just taking our money. How about this? What's one firefight in Ukraine? Come on. For the pod. Surely we make some content out of it.
For the pod. Only if we can film it in hi-eight, dude. Only if we film it in hi-eight. Oh, that would be. And it feels like a class field trip. That would be cinema. That would be cinema. We get like all the airsoft cameras lined up on me, you know? Yeah, dude. We're trying to communicate with Ukrainians and we're like, half of them speak, don't speak English. We're just like, oh, no. Once the shoot starts, we're like, oh, shit. We're like, let's get the fuck out of here. We go to McDonald's. Let's go, guys. The tape cuts. Yeah.
Yeah, it's got to start off with us being like, oh, we're going to go to Ukraine and get in a firefight. We get into a firefight. We get sick of it really quick. Tucker's like, where the fuck are you guys going? And we're like, we are tired. We want McDonald's. And we go and we end in McDonald's, a Ukrainian McDonald's. Do they have, Tucker? I'm sure they do. Let's not even Google this. Of course they have McDonald's in Ukraine. Well, they're not. There's no longer McDonald's in Russia. It looks like there's McDonald's in Ukraine.
Why wouldn't there be? Did they have any specialty items like Ukrainian slop? The Ukraine burger. Oh, there's a specialty item across all of Europe that we don't have. And that is? I had it in Switzerland. Oh, in Switzerland. Yeah. And it was terrible. Oh. Was it the Big Tasty? I think it was the Big Tasty. The Big Tasty. And terrible, terrible burger. Oh, my gosh. I've never had a worse item. Burger, excellent name.
Yeah, excellent name. Yeah, that's a good fucking name, dude. When I was in Ireland, my mom and I got wasted one night in Galway, and we were stumbling around, and we were both like, dude, we gotta get McDonald's. Like, it was like, we were of the same wavelength. It was excellent. And we went into a McDonald's, and people were, all these drunk Irish people were just in, and they had such stupid haircuts, too. All the boys have these haircuts where it cuts off. Ridiculous. But,
They were enamored that we were American, but basically we got these things called veggie sticks. Look this up, Tucker, and you better be streaming it. The veggie sticks in McDonald's Ireland, they are like... I think that in the British Isles, because there's a high...
there's a high i believe concentration of idiots no there's a high indian population in the uk there is oh there is um these veggie sticks a lot of it is like vegetarian and then they have a curry flavored dip that is that i one of them i brought back but the the veggies were like they were all right they were all right i was it wasn't that bad but yeah that doesn't look appetizing at all no they were they had corn in them
They were all right. I mean, I was... You got to understand, I was wasted when I had these. Tucker, turn off your starting soon screen. What the fuck is that? Turn off your sub goal. Why is your sub goal on screen? I hit my stream deck. I'm sorry, guys. Wow. I bumped. Oh, whoa. I'm filming a reaction video, everybody. Whoa. Sorry, I should have tucked the stream deck away. Maybe when I return to streaming, I should really... I should retire. What? The stream labs. Oh.
Yeah. Tucker, you're going to teach me how to set it up because I got you ahead of the game where I was like, it'll be it. Oh, yeah. Actually, that's the problem. I can't ask Tucker about anything because he'll do it and then he'll be like, I don't know how it happened. I don't know how it happened. It's convoluted, dude. No, Tucker will show up on stream. What's that blue band on your forearm? I was going to say that. What is that? Did you get blood? I'll get to that.
Tucker shows up on stream with a new widget a new thing where it's like this is like when he first started streaming and it's like it shows what music he's playing I messaged him I'm like Tucker how'd you get that Tucker's like I don't know I'm like what the fuck do you mean you're the one who put it on your stream how the fuck do you not know and he's like I don't know how to explain it dude what the fuck are you talking about
That's when it should be fresh in your mind. That shit's complicated, dude. It's like rocket science setting up the stream. It's crazy how much Tucker has progressed since when he was a kid, a.k.a. in 2021. I don't know. When Tucker first fought on the stage, Tucker used to not know anything about how content creation shit worked. I remember. This wasn't too long ago.
Tucker's been working for the podcast for a while, dude. He's been working for the podcast since 2021. I hate that. It's been over three years. He's been running the Clips channel since 2021. Remember? Yeah, I didn't like hearing that. You didn't like that because it was confusing for you? Oh, yeah. Well, I've been streaming for eight months now, too. Yeah, it is a little confusing, though.
It probably fucks up your guys' feeling of time. It does. The fact that Chuckle Sandwich is closing in on having run for a full period of time that you could have been in college or high school. Chuckle Sandwich did run my entire college. I started working on it the first month I was in college. You finished it faster than normal. You want a medal? Yes. Are you kidding me? I'll give it to you, but you're only getting a bronze.
You're only getting a bronze. I'll take it. That's a bronze. Yeah. That's a bronze. Yeah, from the guy without a degree. I don't think you can rate that. I don't think you can rate that one. I'm going to throw up. I'm going to throw up. You want to see my bank account, buddy? I'm going to throw up. I'd love to take a look. I'll take a peek in there. All right. All right. Let's see it. Let's put it up on screen for everybody. Don't pull it up. Don't pull it up. Fine, I won't. I have an app.
actually yeah pull it up i'm interested all right all right all right let's see it no i'm kidding i'm not gonna okay yeah okay i i got blood drawn okay who's for who for which which billionaire queen dude the blood queen the blood queen yeah no she gives good head i mean uh no i uh i mean what what what did that even what was that even supposed to mean i said good head
The blood queen? That's why I got it. It doesn't even make any sense. It's strange. Where blood she gives me. Wow. Shut up, Tucker. No, I need to get my ADHD meds. And I hadn't done a physical in a while. I hadn't done blood work in a bit. And they were like, we're going to take your blood. And I was like, okay. A little weird. I went into probably the weirdest area of LA, though. It was like, there were so many homeless people. And there were so many, like...
little pop-up carts. It kind of felt like I was in that one scene in Call of Duty Modern Warfare 2 in the favela. Like I was running through the favela. I don't think that or I hope someday I can feel
the adrenaline that i did when i was running from that fucking or i was trying to get to the i was trying to get the super stallion i was trying to get the nikolai uh the jump you had to shoot that guy in the leg in the favela mission right yeah you had to get him alive yeah and then you had to shoot literally everyone in the airport that was a fun one that's replayed that one multiple times did you play the new campaign shot
No, I haven't touched a Call of Duty since Modern Warfare was released. They did an updated version of the No Russian. Really? Yeah. It was... Well, because they rehashed the series. Yeah, they remade the campaign, right? Yeah, well, I knew that. I didn't think those games even came with a campaign these days. Yeah. You have to buy it separately, but yeah, they do. It was like... Who the fuck's buying that? Me. They had to... They had to...
It was like no Russian, but it was it was just kind of a it's always just a staging of a terrorist attack It wasn't like mowing down people with fucking mp40s or whatever the fuck those weapons like us good old 11 year olds were fucking playing dude, it was just I remember that very clearly where it was just like the gun comes up like that and
And then it was, yeah. And then the people like turn around. Sometimes you wait a little bit to see. I wasn't allowed to play. I'm rated games. I go to a friend's house. He was, I'd never played before. He was like, get hands on the controller. He's like, try this out.
yeah trying to act normal in sixth grade after that shit you're walking around this crowded halls you're like dude tucker's walking around the crowded halls he's wearing all black he's looking at the ground i've been taking russian on the side yeah he's like oh man um
No, but the new version of the No Russian is like, it's like there's a plane hijacking and it's like some, they frame some lady where they put a bomb chest on her and they put it's like the whole thing is bomb chest. She had a bomb chest. She had a chest and it was a bomb. It was a bomb chest. Yeah, that came off wrong. Um,
Yeah, strapped to her chest and blew up a plane. I thought that was Modern Warfare 3. Oh, no, no, no. It was the new one. It was the new one. And it was pretty traumatic, too, because it was still a terrorist attack. So intense. Wait, are you talking about the remake of the 2009 or the new Modern Warfare 2? It's not a remake.
It is a retcon. There's the retcon series, which is the new ones. The most recent Modern Warfare and then the Modern Warfare 2. I think they remade the Modern Warfare 2 campaign. The OG one. They just upscaled it and stuff too. Yeah, they did that like seven or eight years ago, didn't they?
I don't know. My Call of Duty timeline doesn't work too well. They remastered the Modern Warfare 2 campaign and they remade Modern Warfare 2 multiplayer, but they never released it because there was too much hype around the remade Modern Warfare series that they didn't want to take players away so that they fully shelved a completely working remastered version of Modern Warfare 2 multiplayer. That's a crime. They fucked up.
I would be playing that right now. I'd be blowing this off. Yep. Maybe they'll release it one day. I hope so. That game was the best. I'll tell you one game that I've been playing that I won't mention that. It's a total non sequitur. I don't know why I was going to say that. Fine, I will. Tucker, Kingdoms and Castles. I've been playing a shit ton of that. Oh, really? Dude, I've got a lot of hours on that game.
Wow, that really delighted you. No, that super delighted me. I actually beat the hardcore mode to unlock one of the really rare statues. There's your challenge of the week, Ted. Well, I played it on easy, and I have a city that's got like a hunt
Don't fucking do that. Dude, that game's too easy, man. Oh, not the one that's super easy. I'm talking about the one that's where there's still dragons and vikings. I was honestly going to message you and suggest it as a game that you might enjoy. It's kind of like City Skylines, but it's for a medieval world. It's super chill.
Yeah, it's very, very fun. It's kind of got like pixel art Minecraft-esque graphics. Yeah. Or is it voxel art? Is that how it's pronounced? Maybe that's the word. It's cute. Ted, you should play the hardcore. I finished my hardcore save at the year you have to make it to to win with like nine citizens alive. Jesus. I had like thousands. I lost them all. I have like 1,300 citizens on mine and it's like 100% happiness. It's cool.
Oh, dude, if you go the hardcore mode, you'll be in constant war with the dragons of Vikings and the other islands. Jesus. It's a nightmare, but it's pretty fun. You should do it. Sort of feels like my childhood. You're from a nuclear family that doesn't have divorced parents. It's just my childhood, man. It's just my childhood. It's rocky. It's rocky, man. Rocky, dude. Schlatter, are your parents together? How? You know what? I don't understand, Tucker. Okay. These people...
We're pointing at that kid on that roof for minutes, alerting the Secret Service that the guy was there. I saw a video of it, of them, this guy with this phone, fucking iPhone, zooms in to the roof where the guy is about to shoot him. Yeah. And they're shouting at the snipers. He's over there and he's still got a shot off.
Tell me what that's about. Did he get like eight shots off or something? I don't know. The fact that he got one is ridiculous. Tell me what's that all about, huh? You tell me, Shalette. I don't know. You tell me. I don't want you to tell me. I was not involved with that whatsoever. Really? Dude, and you know what?
I got a shirt to prove it. That's true. Which is now as of this posting is no longer available for purchase. No longer available. So if you did have something to do, we're responsible for what happened in Butler, Pennsylvania on July 13th, 2024. Don't have any way to say that you didn't. It's a shame. It's a shame. It is a shame. Although a lot of people were proven innocent in the past three days. That's crazy that he didn't die. That's crazy. That was like wild. That was his ear. That's pretty close to his brain.
Yeah, that's almost as close as it gets. I really, that's really like, you know, and I'd say that might have been an act of God. You think so? Keeping him alive. That might have been an act of God as if, almost as if he was meant to stay alive. Angels on high decided to say, the show must go on. Yeah.
I'm just saying, hey, we just say stuff on Chuckle Sandwich. We just say stuff. We just put thoughts out there. We put in thoughts out there. You're the ones who do stuff with the thoughts, folks. We're not responsible for anything that you do, and we're not responsible for what we say. We do a little thought experiment. Everything we've ever said is parody on this podcast. Let's do another thought experiment. Okay. You go thousands of miles in any direction.
And you will see with your own eyes a thick wall of ice. Tell me what that's about. I mean, a lot of times people call it North Dakota. No, they don't. They call it the North Pole. And then the other one, they call it the South Pole, right? Interesting. Interesting. Or maybe, as I call it, the ice wall of
Tell me about this ice wall. That surrounds the entire planet. Look up ice wall that surrounds the whole planet. See if he knows what he's talking about. Fact check. Earth isn't... Oh, this is flat earth shit. Is it what he's talking about? Ice wall. Okay. Wait, what did the fact check say? It says earth is not flat nor surrounded by an ice wall. What the fuck are they? What the fuck do they know? They're Reuters. It's Reuters, dude. Oh, Reuters. Reuters schmoyers. They know things. That's... That's...
So he got him. Dude, Tucker, he did get him. He rhymed it. He rhymed it. That does kind of throw... Don't mug. Don't pick the mocking things. Don't start mugging. Oh, man. Oh.
Yeah, that would be cool if there was an ice wall because then it would be like Game of Thrones. It'd be like infinite ice. Yeah. Well, it'd just be a wall. No, but it'd be infinite ice. And then giants would exist on the other side. Well, we don't know that. They build the pyramids. We don't know what's on the other side. We don't know what's in the pyramid. We don't know. We know that there's knowledge in the pyramids.
Certainly. Far down. Certainly. Deep into the pyramids there is forbidden knowledge. Oh, that's an excellent usage of certainly, Tucker. Can I? I'm going to add a silver to your ratings today, Tucker. Hey, that's two. There was something about the way that Tucker said certainly with such delight that really tickled me just then. Certainly. What's this? What are you doing here? I think this is the map of all of the worlds that are beyond the ice wall.
What why are they all circular why okay? Why are they all circular but then the main map is like? Like a shitty pancake. It's like a circle drawn by a ten-year-old Circle unknown zone love that you see that in the blower all the area beyond the unknown zone oh
What the fuck is this, Tucker? What is this? Terra? Dude, I don't know. It's the ice wall. We just found this live together. And we just put ideas out there. It needs to be stressed. It needs to be stressed. So I think, do you guys remember 2008 Beijing Olympic opening game, opening ceremony? Yes, of course I do. That's a core memory. I went to the grounds. How was it? Was it as cool as the opening ceremony? Beijing smells like cigarettes.
Okay, that's kind of cool, though. I mean, I guess in a bad boy sort of way. Yeah, bad boy. And sort of like Sally turns bad in Greece sort of way. In the same way that a Japanese bar smells like smoke.
With five stools. Yeah, but imagine like the whole city smelled like... I think every city outside of America smells like cigarettes. It's been... It's kind of the one thing we all got on board about. It's been almost 10 years, so they could have cleaned it up, you know? They could have cleaned up their act, but I mean... In Beijing, they have a lottery in order to get a license. Like, they have so many fucking cars in Beijing that you have to enter into a lottery just for the chance to be able to drive a car.
You tell you, we instate that in America and everyone has a conniption. You could never get something like that. Oh yeah. No, my car's too much. Are you pulling our guns out? Oh yeah. No, that's fine. No one's telling me what I can or can't drive. Oh yeah.
You guys see the Seine River that they're trying to make the Olympians swim in? You guys following this? Oh, in France? Yeah, so the Seine River runs through Paris and it's like fucking filthy. They've been shitting in that river for like 2,000 years. Dude, since they were fucking... Since the dawn of the Roman Empire, they've been shitting in that river. Yeah, since the fucking fancy museum with the pyramid was just a goat farm. President of France was like, you know, we should put the swimming in the river.
So now they're trying to clean it. They spent over a billion dollars trying to clean it and it doesn't look any different. Yeah, dude. And the other day, the mayor and the president, whatever, they swam in the river to prove that it's clean. It does not look clean.
It's stupid fucking French. So now that as of right now, we're about like a week out from the opening ceremony. The French are going to be responsible for killing a record amount of Olympians. They're going to kill so many Olympians for their shitty poo-poo France water. Oh my God. And people were shitting in it to protest. See, that's crazy. France. They're like, you're cleaning up this fucking river.
You're going to clean up this river? I'm going to shit in your fucking river. Dude, that's crazy. It's like, that's your river, France. That's your river. Why are you shitting in your river? People are pissed because they spent like $1.5 billion and it doesn't look any better. Oh, it went up by $500 million? Just like that. Damn, dude. It already went up. Yeah. No, and it doesn't look any better.
I mean, some rivers, it's not like it's going to be crystal clear, you know? Oh, dude, we went to, well, I went to Switzerland. All the rivers, every single city, the rivers are crystal clear.
like it'd be like the charles river in boston except it's crystal fucking clear it was weird it was like this ain't right this ain't right because every river in america is fucking swamp bottom dude yeah imagine if they cleaned up the the charles or the hudson or something yeah it'd be like looking in the east river it's like perfect it's like poland springs that's how switzerland was dude it was like what's going on what are you guys doing they don't
over there. I think that's what it was. They don't do anything. They'd have to like, because there's nothing that people in cities love more than just throwing shit in rivers. Oh, anything they can get their hands on. If we had more than a fucking brook in Los Angeles, then we would, you know, people would be throwing shit in that. Oil.
oil they'd be dumping oil in it they'd be fine they'd be buying oil they'd be buying oil by the barrel just to dump in yeah yeah it's just american way of life it's part of the texture it's like uh you know a city is like a city of the river that runs through a city is like a cast iron pan it needs to be properly seasoned you know that's a good one ted
Yeah, that was good. That was good. What about this, Ted? You do a video. You go to every major city and you water a plant with the river's water and you see which one grows the best. You could start with the L.A. River and actually do like a real video on that. Or you drink. You do a taste test. You do a taste test. I mean, to be honest, I've been watering my plants with L.A. tap water for the last year.
Two years or a year or whatever. Tucker, honestly, you should be impressed that I've kept up with this as long as I have this plant thing. Bro, I knew I planted the seed in you. Ew. Can I ask you something? Total non sequitur has nothing to do with what we've been talking about. Sure. Why has that neon sign been sitting untouched since 2023?
And what is that pile of boxes that's also there? Well, that pile of boxes is a bunch of different camera equipment. You just buy shit and don't take it out of the box?
You're going to have a neon sign on without plugging it in? I can turn it on if you want me to. Oh, my God. He's wearing jean shorts. I know. It's a jump scare every time. Oh, my God, dude. And a high white sock. God. Oh, my God. Hey, Dad, can we go for ice cream after this? Holy fuck. Oh, he'd say yeah.
Only, yeah, I want some fucking ice cream, dude. I know Ted'd be down. Oh, he's always down for ice cream. Tell me why. What is that? What is that? Is that a neon sign up there that says the place to be? I bought him that and it broke. He broke it. Oh, bullshit. He broke it. Thank you for showing everyone what the chuckle sandwich sign is supposed to look like.
The place to be was so cool. It just, it's so, you gotta understand. It's, at night, this thing is so fucking bright that like it drowns out every single other light I could put on in this room. You know? The only reason why this is working right now is because it's light out outside and I'm getting the power of the sun in here. This thing is second only to the fucking
spinning ball of gas spend some money dude get some lights in your setup bro i have a professional lighting setup these days i look fantastic i look fantastic any any hour of the day
I got blackout shades. Dude, this set, this is a set now. This is a film studio that I film in, dude. And you just don't take it as seriously as I do. My stuff looks pretty good. I think my lighting is off a little bit now because I turned on that light, but my lighting is pretty good these days. Tucker's lighting is better than yours, bro. Damn. And we had the same lights, dude.
That says a lot about you, Ted. Wow. I'm just saying. And look, I mean nothing by that. All we do on Choco Sandwich is put ideas out into the world. I don't like these ideas that you're putting out, though. It's what you choose to do with them. But I don't like that. I don't like it. I don't like... Never mind. Never mind. I'm not going to say it. I could do some other stuff. I mean, I could start putting on some different...
Put it start. It's not gonna help dude. It's not gonna help apart start putting on some other stuff I mean no no we're done. We're done. Damn. Well you see that this light. It's too bright. It really doesn't look that bright Doesn't look that bright. I don't think you can convince me that's that bright. I don't think anything's gonna change. Don't really think anything changed. It did change. A little bit. Not too much. It wasn't that bright. Why don't you fix the place to be?
Why don't you fix your attitude? I got it for you. Why don't you take those little boxes? Why don't you take the equipment out of the boxes? There's been a fucking mountain of boxes on the futon. Like, move it. Why don't you fucking move your ass to L.A. to hang out with me and play some fucking GameCube, huh?
