[Patreon Preview] Ep 62.5: Reacher-Around
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it's good you need something mindless every now and then it's mindless well you guys watching euphoria i can't do it i can't do it i don't want to watch kids on drugs fucking it's like the last thing i want to wild well the lady loves it so i'm watching it you know next to her reading a book or on my phone and i'm just like it's good it's good i mean it's like heavy shit every episode is like a what's that movie with the the drug use with jared leto

Requiem. Requiem for Dream. Every episode is like Requiem. I don't need that shit. It's a lot. I don't need that shit in my life. Yeah. The crying, the drugs, the fucking, the trans. But it's good? It's good. It's good. People love it. But it's mind boggling. It's like the biggest HBO show in forever. Really? After you finish an episode, you have to take a breather. I need this before I'm on the road. Give me Reacher. Yeah.

You might like it with the teenage people, but I think young Dano's in it. Yeah, I need it. I need to reach around. Ah, Reacher. Woo!

All right. It's so dumb. How we doing? Are we okay? Yeah, we're good. You got a couple boxes on the table. Oh, yeah. Let's go. Good call, Peters. What do we got? Yeah, what do you got there? Oh, this is, I mean, like, you think I can read this fucking handwriting? Jesus Christ, look at this. Give me that. Oh, jeez. Let me see. I can put this together. This is a serial killer. It looks like Benzo, ironically. You two are some of the best joke writers in comedy, and so I wanted to gift a recommendation that's a little symbolic.

By the way, we might be drunk. And Tuesdays, when are they going to collab? Ooh.

This is my rec to everyone out there. Invest in a high-quality, single-purpose items. Fuck all that digital shit. That's more of a distraction than a productive tool. Write quality jokes with quality tools and get yourself a fountain pen. Udoi. We're quality tools right here. Yeah, I'll give it a shot. I've never done it. I'm not carrying this whole case around, though. No, you don't want to be that guy. But yeah, hey, thanks, Udoi. Thank you, boss.

Look at that. Wow, it's like a pool cue. Jesus. Thanks for choosing Scribe Sword.