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I got one for you. Please. I remember following you at the cellar when Ron Jeremy was asleep in the crowd and you called him out on it. I did? Yeah, you were like, is Ron Jeremy fucking asleep? And I got a huge laugh. Oh, I don't remember that at all. Wow. Geez, I'm glad you told me that. That's hilarious. Yikes. Was that at the cellar? Yeah. Oh, wow. How about that? Put Ron Jeremy to bed. I don't know. Yeah, Chris Jericho, the wrestler, was in the crowd once. And I was like, oh shit, I love Chris Jericho.

Yeah, that's a good one. I went for Chris D'Elia like eight years ago, and he was huge. He was a big Vine star. That's how long ago this was. Sold out. Bieber was in the crowd. Oh, wow. Yeah. So he watched like five minutes of D'Elia, and he was getting mobbed so much that he left. Wow. But he saw me, and apparently didn't give a shit. Damn. Yeah, pretty wild. He was little Bieber, too. Now he's married and tattooed. It was cute Bieber. Yeah.

Damn. So that was pretty crazy. That's a weird one. I don't really know his music at all. It's funny how famous he is. I'm like, I don't know shit about him. I bet you'd know a couple if you heard him. No, I'm sure I would, but I just don't really... Follow it? Yeah, I don't. Yeah, same. I'm sorry. I don't know that one. Oh, come on. Put that on. Well, we might lose the... That's a Patreon.

I'm sorry. I think that's his best tune. Really? That's the only one I can think of that actually was catchy. The other ones I was just like, ah. I want to hear some. I don't know his shit. Auto-tune bullshit. But that one really cooks. All right, turn it up. Oh, yeah. You know that tune. Sure, it's pretty good. How many views does that have on YouTube? Is he coming in the beginning? No.

God, I hate the breathy voice. What is that? Wow. Is that three billion? Three billion. Two of those are for me.