[Patreon Preview] Ep 56.5: Boozlers?
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We might be drunk, we might be drunk, as long as we are hanging out, you know we might be drunk. Raise a glass, let's talk shit, pep heaps, wrecks and a bit, maybe drunk, we might be drunk, yeah.

Hey, folks, here we are, the Patreon, the real fans, the real drunks, the real boozlers. I like that. Elaine Boozlers. I'm going to ask her to stick. I hope so, because, you know, drunks is so basic. This is a little insight. Alkies, boozlers. Yeah. Problematicos. I don't know what we're going to do, but hey, we love you guys. We appreciate you. Quick shout out to the late, great Louis Anderson. We go into more detail how much we like him in a later episode, but we just want to quickly say, man...

A comedy great. Oh, yeah. So good. Watch his Carson set. It made his career. It was like a breakout set. And then he did a Killer Ferguson, you said. Oh, he did like 10 Fergusons. Really? Yeah, yeah. No, it's like crazy to think about guys at that age don't keep doing like late night sets. Yes. They do panel. He kept doing sets. So it's like the dude knew how to structure an act.

Very funny guy. Very funny. Panel, you ever interested in panel? I think it would be so much more fun than stand-up. Really? Lower pressure. If you say something funny on panel, you're in the same seat actors are in. Ah, good point. You're doing stand-up. Every line better be a fucking home run. Good point. I mean, Bill Burr's panel, there's not much better than that. But again, he had Conan, though.

Because Bill Burr was on Conan killing Conan got it Conan would feed him And then he did Colbert at once And it was a little awkward

Yeah, Colbert doesn't get comics like us. No, no, no. He's into weird comics. He's like, you better be coming out with a cat playing with string or some shit. Exactly. He doesn't want to hear joke jokes. Yeah, yeah. And plus Burr is saying crazy shit. I also just feel like Colbert is very much like, Conan knew how to, even if he disagreed with you, he knew how to roll with it. Yeah.

Like Conan would kind of be like, what did you just say? And that keeps it going because you're kind of, even if you don't agree with it, it's like a volley. Yeah, exactly. Yeah. Like Norm wouldn't be great on a lot of people like, what are you talking about? You psycho. But Conan would play with it.

Yeah, he would be smiling the whole time. Colbert would almost be like he's protecting his neck. Yes, exactly, which is not great comedy. No. We want to be out on the tight wire. Now, Conan is a master straight man because, like, man, who doesn't love a straight man who could just take over and be the funniest person at any second? Yeah, good point. Conan's a man, dude. Love Conan. What is that there, Matt? What do we have up there? We did a poll on Patreon for what we should name. Oh, enablers. Enablers. Enablers.

The enablers. That's pretty good. Soberettes, get out of here. Drunkarino. Regulars was a write-in request, too. That did pretty well. Oh, okay. Oh, the regulars. That's not bad. Like a bar. He's a regular. Yeah, enablers is pretty good. Yeah, that's not bad. All right, good job, folks. Okay, let's go to some questions. You guys sent us questions at wemightbedrunkpod at gmail.com.

All right, here we go. Let's go over some of them. Munzer Hodaifa. Mark and Sam, it's a Rick and Morty question. Which one of the interdimensional cable TV shows is your favorite? I don't remember. I know the show. I'm trying to think of like... You got a list of those? Yeah, are there lists? Off the top of my head, I don't have it. That's the beauty of the internet. All right, all right. These are going to be... Because these are great because they're jokes in themselves.

Just the names of TV shows and whatnot, but... Oh, you can't go to video. I don't know, dude. We might have to go to another question. This might be too inside, even for us. Yeah, take this shit over to Reddit. What do you think this is, huh? Comic-Con? We don't know that stuff.

Gage Hamilton. That's a porn star if I've ever heard one. Gage. Gage Hamilton. Jesus. My name is Gage. All right, what leather jacket are you wearing right now, Gage? Yeah, right? Cool bracelet. Yes, that's what they call those hoop, you know, those earrings that have a hole?

A gauge? That's a gauge, yeah. I don't mean to sound old-fashioned here, but what are you doing? Easy cardigan. I agree, it's silly. You're ruining your ears. Although I can tell progress because I saw a trans person the other day and the trans person was pierced here and I was like, what's with the piercing? So that's progress, right? That's something, yeah. And...

The problem with those loops, though, is you take them out and the ear is dangling like an old pair of Florida tits. It's like a six-year-old man's balls for ears. It's funny to think that in old folks' homes, when we're old, it's going to be an old lady with a tattoo on her tits, the gauges, weird piercing holes, tramp stamps in the old folks' home. Yeah, nothing good about a drooping...

tramp stamp there. Yeah. Yeah. That ain't good. Where you at on tats? I'm not a fan. I mean, I'm not against them. If like, look, if it works, it works. But like,

I don't know. I wouldn't get one, I don't think. Well, I wouldn't get one either, but I feel bad because I wouldn't want my girlfriend or wife to have a ton, but I've had sex with gals who are covered in them, and that's fun. Yeah. It's a little vacation. It's a vacation. Yeah. Exactly. You don't want to live there, but you take a little trip. Right, right. And the tramp stamp lane. Yes. Sure. No, wait, this says, fuck your sober fucks. Fuck you sober fucks. How many felonies you got? Oh, this guy's hammering. Felonies? Ha, ha, ha.

First off, if I had them, I don't think I'd admit them live on a podcast. Yeah, that's true. But is he talking to sober people, or are we the sober fucks? I'm confused. I mean, Matt, Peters, what do you think? I don't know, because we're obviously drinking in every episode almost. I think this guy's drunk. I think so, too. Fuck you, sober fucks. Maybe we're not drinking enough in the episodes. Yeah, according to him. I'm surprised he got the...

the typos out. He got the words, the spelling right for a shit-faced guy.