[Patreon Preview] Ep 55.5: Break It Up
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It's good? Very good. Too good. You want a hit of that? What's inside there? Take a hit. It's Negroni. What's the colorful stuff? A lime. Ah. It's vermouth, Campari, and gin. Very good. Have a sip. I'm not a big drinker. Take a sip. Have a sip. Have a sample. Oh, come on. I'm not big on COVID, so. Oh.

So you'll hang out, but you won't suck our dicks. You think this is fucking safe, what we're doing? I'm the cautious one here. Well, caution's out the window. But yeah, I'm with you, Hickey. These Brights people are bananas. And now they got these high cars, these Land Cruisers and Range Rovers. Their beams go right in your eyeballs. They're right up to your eyeballs. What's with the blue lights? Have you seen the blue ones where it's like super focused beams right in your eyes? Yeah, I think it's the X-Men. It's fucking Cyclops coming at me, I'll tell you. Exactly. You're burning my retina.

Range Rover? Holy shit, I channeled my Normand right there. Did you hear that? That was a good burp. That was good. Very good. You could hear the insides. Man, I'll tell you, I got a good rec for you guys. All right. Diarrhea.

Live a little. Take a chance. You know where diarrhea comes from? Drinking Chinese food that was too spicy. Things that feel good. If you don't have diarrhea once in a while, you're not taking any chances. That's right. And you clean out. You clean house with diarrhea. It gets all out of you. Yeah. So if you have diarrhea, maybe you had a fish with chili sauce. Maybe you have COVID. Either way, you're living on the edge and we appreciate you. Yeah. Break up those shits every now and then. Why do we always need a log?

Break it up. A long one's boring. Boring. What am I, what am I, what am I Michelangelo here? Am I trying to make a masterpiece? No. The hell's going on? I want to spray the bowl.