[Patreon Preview] Ep 51.5: The Painting
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We might be drunk, we might be drunk As long as we are hanging out, you know we might be drunk Raise a glass, let's talk shit, pep heaps, wrecks and a bit Maybe drunk, we might be drunk, yeah

Here we are, the Patreon folks. You guys are the real deal. Thanks for tuning in. Thanks for sending in questions. We got packages. We got paintings. Tell them about the painting there, Sammy. Oh, we got the comedy seller there. Look at that. It's beautiful. Beautiful. Hand-painted with a frame. Yeah, I love it. They nailed it, too. I mean, it's dead on. We got an envelope from the lady who did it, actually. Oh, this is it? Yeah. Give that a tear. Wow, this is a heavy envelope. Ooh.

Nice little paper there. Wow, it's weighted. Weighted? Oh, there's little pictures. Okay, mushrooms. Lady on a mushroom. This must be her artwork. Can we get her name out here?

A lot of naked ladies. The website is Sadie Mae Stewart. S-A-D-I-E M-A-E S-T-U-A-R-T dot com. Her Instagram is typical

It looks like S-A-D-Z. I can't tell if it's a D or a... Typical sads. Yeah, typical sads. All right, there we go. Art is meant to be shared. Hey, good looking website there. Hey, she lives by her credo. She gave us that stuff. This is long. Should we read this? It's long. Whoa. Might be a little dirty. Whoa, what is going on here? Good looking lady. I was picturing some wheelchair bound nut.

Who's got time to paint? Slapping the bass. This gal has beautiful eyeballs. If I wasn't gay. Dudes, you all rule. Thank you for the hours. Hey, look, she's holding up the pic here. Look at the cheekbones. Oh, my God. Great painting. Thank you. Thank you for the hours of entertainment and laughter. Thank you for being so interactive with your fans. I really hope you enjoy the painting. Lots of hours went into this piece, and it's one of my best. It took me a while to decide what to paint for y'all, but...

Now nothing makes more sense than the comedy cellar. You both speak so highly of this place and call it home. I can't wait to someday witness the magic that takes place there. I hope I did it justice. You did a great job. Great job. I also included some of my stickers for you and your ladies. All right. All right. And for old Salicu's too. More gifts coming soon. I grew up in Lexington, Kentucky and wanted to send some gems from the bluegrass community.

I smile every time y'all mention comedy off-Broadway. Such a special room. It really is a special room. It really is, and she'll be on the list when we go there. I threw my art website in here as well. Mark, I know you and May are wanting a nude painting above the couch. I'd love to paint something for y'all. As naked ladies are my specialty, if you end up finding a piece, holla...

Thank you. All right. Yeah, please. Just Mark with a leaf over his junk. It's a big leaf. Thank you for both for the infinite laughter stadium. You know what I got to say, by the way?