[Patreon Preview] Ep 49.5: The Shed
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I remember I went on a date with a girl once and she was like, you've never tried ayahuasca? And I was like, I'm a neurotic Jew. Like, what do you think? I don't do well with weed. You think ayahuasca is the logical next step for me? Right, right. I'm going to go to Nicaragua and try this plant with a shaman. What are you kidding? Well, they're like, I cried for hours. I found out stuff that would have taken me years in therapy. I was like, I'll take the years in therapy. I'll work up to it. Maybe you cried for hours because you weren't ready for all this shit. Yeah, crying for hours isn't a good selling point.

That's what happened with my uncle. You got to get molested, you cry for hours, you see a few things you never felt before. It's the same shit. The only difference is there are no retreats. Yeah, yeah. We're going. But either way, he shows up in a robe. Yeah, you can either go to South America or the shed.