[Patreon Preview] Ep 46.5 To Indulgence and Beyond
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Look, if we're just being reckless, I'll fucking do gummy bears up on my ice cream. Yeah, I'm fucking nuts. I'm nuts. I'm fucking nuts. That's like putting fruit in a salad. You know, these people go, give me the salad with the raisins and the mandarin oranges. You've never had mandarin orange or strawberry pecan in a fucking salad? No, no. I don't buy that. I don't dig it. I don't roll that way. You're uncivilized. No. Live a little. That salad's like McDonald's. Civilized. God.

Come on. You can live a little. A little Asian chicken salad with some mandarin orange. I like Asian. I like chicken. I like mandarin oranges, but not together. Yeah, well, sounds like segregation to me, my friend. I don't care for it. I grew up with plates with a little sections. In my day, we fucking, we separated them and we ate them all. We got all our nutrients. Yeah. We didn't have to do it together. Why do you think there was a Chinatown, a little Italy, a Harlem, a Koreatown?

Curry Hill. Curry Hill. Whoever came up with that was clever. Curry Hill. Murray Hill. Well, I do think... Yeah, I'm a big fan of...

The right toppings. A little M&M's on there is fun. A little M&M's is nice. I'll tell you another thing. Ice cream in a movie theater is fun because you're on a time crunch. You brought ice cream to the movie. Guess what? You got to fucking hurry up before it melts. Good point. Some people threaten you. They go, you want to be too quick. You got to eat that or you get ice cream soup. And you're like, oh, what a punishment. Yeah.

A soup of ice cream. That sounds pretty good. It's like chicken noodle, but ice cream. Oh, no, it might become a milkshake. What am I going to do? These motherless fucks. They try to tell you to not. Oh, you got to hurry up. Guess what? It's going to be okay. Either way, it's a chilled bisque of ice cream. Yeah. A chocolate chip bisque. Sounds pretty good.

But you don't want to get a cone. That's an amateur move because now you're in the dark. You got shit all over your fingers. You look like a hard disagree. Hard disagree. Cone in a theater. Oh, yeah. You're stressed out. Yeah. Yeah. Why? Why get it? Why get it? Why lick it straight directly when you could get another step in there and get a spoon? Talk about civilized. What about a cow? I lick. I want my vagina like it's a pussy. I don't want any extra steps.

Give it to me. Peters, can we get a gif of these motions, please? Give me a cone. I eat my cone like this. I hold it like this. The old swat cone, huh? I get it. Yeah. I dip my nose in it. I do the nose trick, too. Why not? It's right there. Sometimes I even eat it like this. Ugh.

I go slowly. All right. This is a bonus ep. Two Manhattans have really kicked in, I think. Good t-shirt really seems to care. Yeah.

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