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This is Marufius from Norway and I've got a peeve. People in their 20s on social media acting like they're self-help gurus all of the sudden with these quotes and what the fuck telling me how to live my life. You don't even got your shit together and you're just repeating stuff you found on the internet. It's unoriginal and it's passive-aggressive so yeah, suck my balls. Yeah, let's go.

great. Not only was that guy great, but he nailed it. He nailed it. The only self-help shit I want to see from a fucking 20-something is an inspirational quote. I don't know what the fuck I'm doing. Sign me. Ha ha ha.

That's all I want to see. Yeah. And he's drinking in the video, which I love. And he's spiraling in his apartment with a spiral staircase behind him. And he's in Norway. And he's got the little genie beard. Yeah. I think his name is Moroofies. Did you hear that? Oh, yeah. What was the name, Matt? Moroofius. Moroofius. Wow. It's a Dutch version of Moroofius in The Matrix. Yeah. That's the guy that did the drawing of Mark Thicke.

The little video? I loved it. Oh yeah! That was fun. Yeah, he was great. This guy's the MVP.

Love Morufius. Love you, Morufius. More Morufius. I would say your name very quickly, though, at a bar to a woman. Morufius. What was it? Less? Less more? Less Morufius. What sort of role do you think our childhood plays in this shit? Where you're like, well, I liked it when I was eight, so I still like it out of loyalty. It's like the Goonies. What else is like that? The Goonies. The movie The Goonies? Yeah, it's not that great. No. But I still love it. If you saw that when you were 37, you'd go, eh, what are these kids doing? But as a kid, you're like, oh my god, sloth.

Data. He's Asian. A pedophile trying to get a kid on board. Come on, this is good stuff. One-eyed Willie. That's what you whip out. That was strong. Thank you. There's more to see, guys. Join the Patreon right now at patreon.com slash we might be drunk. Get on the after party. I think I just broke this. There you go.

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