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Hey, if you're a regular listener to this podcast, you undoubtedly know that my Max Travel Show premiered yesterday. And the premise of the show is I visit international fans in their country that I first met while doing the podcast.
So I travel to their country and surprise them. So anyway, this is a compilation we're going to play now of those people who ended up being a big part of the show. And this is the first time we meet on the podcast. All of these full-length episodes are available in the podcast feed. So if you miss them the first time you want to revisit, go to it. Enjoy. ♪
Hey, Conan. My name is Jarl. And I'm from Bergen, Norway. Let me say this correctly. And first of all, nice to meet you, Jarl. Yeah, that's pretty good. Tell us a little bit about yourself. You seem like a nice, cool chap. I make Norwegian pop, like funk music with my cousin. Wait, do you have a group? Yeah, we have a group called The Edda. Can you rap in Norwegian for me?
Okay, check it. Check it. Wow, I like that. You should try it.
Yes! I want to be a hit on the Norwegian pop charts. Is that a possibility? That is an above zero percent possibility. I cannot say that it's over one percent, but it's definitely a possibility.
Well, come on. Mid-zeros. Listen, okay. Mid-zeros. Yarla, it was really nice talking to you. Let me know if you guys are over here. Kai, tell me a little bit about yourself. Who are you? I am just a run-of-the-oil male fish farmer from Norway. You like going out on the sea and working with these fish. It's amazing. We're just two...
Like, we're colleagues, but basically we're really good friends. Going out on a boat, doing our thing. Well, you mentioned that you go out in the sea with someone else. Who is this? His name is, like, in Norwegian, his name is pronounced Gardseman. His name is Gardseman? Yeah, that's... Yeah, it's Gardseman. Do you ever get irritated with him? Every day. Every day. What does Gardseman do that gets on your nerves? What doesn't he do that gets on my nerves? God! He just exists.
Hey, Conan. I'm Anna, and I'm calling from Thailand. So tell us a little bit about yourself. Where do you live? I live in Bangkok, the capital city. Yep. And right now I'm living with my mom. How's that going? It can be quite hard when, you know, I'm working from home and I have to be on Zoom. And my mom will always yell outside. What kind of things does she yell at you? Ah!
Do you want dirt? If I could talk to her, maybe I could explain to her that it's very important that Anna do her work and you've got to stop yelling. Why do you think she would listen to you? Nice to see you, Whitney. Tell me a little bit about yourself. What do you do for fun? I climb. I do indoor rock climbing. Have you tried?
No, the idea of going to a gym and doing rock climbing really frightens me. No, it's really fun. You should try. Whitney, do you really think I'd be a good rock climber, honestly? No.
Well, wait a minute. Are you aware that I'm a very old man? I am aware. You like 70s? No, I'm not 70s. Like Whitney. That's terrible. Is there anything you'd like to say that's positive about me? Well, no. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
All right. Well, Whitney, I do hope our paths cross one day and you take care. My name is Sebastian. I'm calling from Buenos Aires, Argentina. Tell me a little bit about yourself, Sebastian. I'm an artist, a painter, illustrator. And these are some of my paintings. Oh, my God. You're really good. Those are terrific. I'm curious. Would you ever paint me? Oh, yeah. You are very handsome.
Thank you. And what have you noticed about me that stands out in a portrait? You have like a chin, like a tomato soup chin, you know?
Wait, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute. I have a tomato soup can chip. The gumball soup. I don't care what type of soup it is. Hello, Conan. This is Matias, and I'm calling from Argentina. Tell us a little bit about yourself, Matias. I've just started the 11th season of our radio program. Tell us about your radio show. That's exciting. It's been going on 11 seasons. Well, the problem is that nobody listens to us, but otherwise, it's going great. When you say nobody...
When you say nobody listens, give me an actual figure of how many people listen to the radio show. About four. Oh, Jesus Christ. Here's what I can promise you, Matthias, is that you currently have four listeners that you're related to. Yes. I can improve your listenership.
I bet, yes.
You're exactly 60. I'm exactly 60. When you meet a guy, do you tell him you're a fan of mine? I don't want to hurt your feelings, but you might not even know who you are. Yes! They don't know Conan O'Brien. They don't know the love of my life, Larry David. The love of your life? Wait a minute, wait a minute. He's 76. Yeah, but he's Larry David, dude.
Oh, oh, oh. So Conan O'Brien's a creep because he just turned 60. And you see Larry David as a potential lover. Conan. Mohamed, how are you? I'm good, I'm good. Where are you right now? So right now I'm in my family home in Dublin, in Ireland.
My family came here about 25 years ago from Pakistan. So I was born here, grew up here, raised in Dublin. And for the past three, four years now, I've been going to university in Bulgaria. Wait a minute, let's piece this together. Your name is Mohammed. Yes. You grew up in Ireland. Yes. And you're going to the University of Bulgaria. Yes. I'm a fourth year medical student out
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