Vigilance Elite Outtakes | Hilarious Warm Up Round with Nick Kefalides 08:46

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Visit genesight.com for more information. Ready to roll? All right, dude, we're just doing a warm-up. And you used to be a real assassin or a different kind of assassin. Now you're the bass assassin. So let's hear a fishing story. Oh, man, where do I start? I've got a lot. I've got a lot of really cool big fish stories and stuff. But when I think about something that

kind of makes me really laugh it's uh you know when i started guiding full-time i had this client that i took out and uh you know he's just a he's just a big guy you know heavy set guy just really big dude and uh you know we had a great time you know good conversation and we're out there and he had mentioned something to me like earlier sorry i got an itch uh earlier in the in the day about you know having like some stomach issues he his concern was hey are we close

where we're going to be fishing, will we be somewhat close to a bathroom? And I was like, yeah, I mean, it will be within five minutes, ten minutes. Like right off the bat, that was his first question? Well, it wasn't his first one, but it was something he mentioned. He was asking an array of different questions about, hey, how big is this body of water and how many acres and what kind of species of fish will you find in this lake and yada, yada, yada. And then he happened to mention that. I didn't really think anything of it.

Fast forward a couple hours when we're down getting in and down nitty gritty with fishing and he randomly is like, "Hey, where did you say that that bathroom was? Are we close to it?" He sounded like really concerned, like in a panic. And I told him, I said, "If you need to go," and before I could finish my sentence of telling him, "Hey, if you need to go, we can run over real quick."

I could feel the boat kind of shaking a little bit. And as I look back, this dude's stripping down butt-ass naked. Completely fucking naked? Like naked, dude. Like naked. And straight up like jumps in the water and does what he's got. Did you see him jump in the water? Yeah. I saw him. I heard him. I mean, it was... So he jumped in the water to take a fucking, to drop a deuce? Yeah. He was like, I had to go. Sinkers or floaters? Sinkers.

I can't say. You didn't snag one? I mean, I thought about, like, maybe getting one with the net, you know, and, like, but. They were too fast? They were too fast. Right on. Well, what was it like when he got back in the fucking boat? He couldn't get back in the boat. I had to help him. Are you shitting me? Yeah. What was that conversation like?

It was like, I didn't know, like, do I help the guy? He's fucking naked. Let me lend you a hand here. Repeat customer? Not yet, but he will be. He feels comfortable shitting around me. Hey, I mean, it doesn't really get, once that happens, it's kind of like dating. You know, like you're fucking holding farts in and turds. And then it just gets to the point where like, you know what? Fuck it. I'm going to let it out. It's going to happen. We'll see how this goes. It's going to happen. You know, everybody poops, right?

so i've been burned a few times never trust the fart yeah yeah i had that happen the other day you sharted it's like as i get older it just it happens more and more so looking for katie cleaning her underwear i know it's actually i don't wear underwear but well let's kick this thing off let's do it man all right right on there goes one right there what was that

Garletti fucking shit himself. If you guys do touch on medical, you should tell your Burger King. Burger King? What's the fucking Burger King story? The Burger King story is pretty much I had a fucking moment that guy had. And I was driving home from St. Pete, Tampa. Home. I was on Interstate 4 driving home. And I had PDQ for lunch. Wait, what?

PDQ? Yeah, PDQ is a fast food chain down in the south. What does it stand for? Pretty damn quick. No. Something quality. People dedicated to quality. No shit, I've never heard of it. So anyways, I stop at PDQ, I get something to eat. I get back on the road. It's not seven, eight minutes going down the road where it just comes upon me

and I need to unleash the fury of hell. So I pull off the closest exit. Soon as you get off the exit, the only thing that was there was a Wendy's. I pull into the parking lot of Wendy's. I shit you not. I barely got out of my truck. I found the nearest bush.

Get the fuck out of here. I could fucking hide in and... You fucking hid in a Wendy's bush? Yeah, fucking hid in a Wendy's bush, did my thing, took my shoes off, used my socks to wipe my ass. As I'm finishing up, I look up and just so happen to see a mother and her two little boys sitting in the fucking window of Wendy's and they're watching. I think even one of the little kids had his phone out and I'm like, oh, this isn't going to be good.

I got back in my truck and went home, had a little bit of shit in my pants. Two hours later, you were on social media or fucking trending on Twitter. My wife got a kick out of it. I mean, she still to this day gives me shit about it. Hey, remember when you shit your pants? Holy fuck. Well, those are some shitty stories. They're pretty shitty. All right, fuck it. Let's get it on.

Finding suitable mental health medications can be a challenge. The GeneSight test may help. Did you know that genetics can play an important role in gaining insight on how a person may respond to various medications? Understanding this may help reduce medication trial and error. GeneSight is a genetic test that analyzes variations in DNA. It shows how genes may affect someone's metabolism or response to medications commonly prescribed to treat depression, anxiety, and other mental health conditions.

Visit genesight.com for more information.