[One Shot] A Stinky Dragon Honey Heist!
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This is a Rooster Teeth production. Salutations to all you stinky dragon dwellers. It's-a me, your DM, tavern owner, storyteller, Sir Old Guzzler. Today's tale is what we call a stinky dragon side quest. One-shot RPG adventure we recorded live.

This particular adventure, Honey Heist, will be told by a different storyteller, our own little Chris Damaris. He grew up so fast. We'll be back next week to resume our Armageddon story arc, so stay tuned for that. But in the meantime, we hope you enjoy this Stinky Dragon side quest. ♪

Welcome to the very first Stinky Dragon Side Quest. The very first. The very first. The very first. Very first. Applause! Applause!

So we have the cast of stinky dragon, but we're not playing stinky dragon character for playing bears We're also not playing we're also not playing Dungeons dragons today. We're gonna be playing honey heist Which is a game yes, it is. It's a game where wrong page It's a game by Grant Howitz

And if you're interested in this, you definitely check out his game. It's free, but you can donate, which I definitely suggest you do. And the way this game works is we're going to undertake the greatest heist the world has ever seen. Ever seen. HoneyCon 2022. Ooh. 2019 through 2021, we're at home. And there's two rules.

One, you have a complex plan that requires precise timing. Of course. And two, you're a goddamn bear. I'm a god-fearing bear. Well, you're also god-damned. We've learned something about your character I didn't know before. But the good thing is you got the bear part down pretty good. We got the bear part. So you just have to do the heist part. But before we get into that...

we should mention that we have some brand new Tales from Stinky Dragon merch out right now. Bart and Gum Gum! It's a Bart and Gum Gum shirt in the style of Bill Watterson who did Calvin and Hobbes. And this was made by a community member and they were posted on Reddit. It was made by Reddit user RarZoo, so thank you so much for doing that.

Go check this out. This is awesome. I someone who loves Calvin and Hobbes and like I've never gotten a tattoo But if I was going to get the tattoo Chris it would be like in this style What's it gonna take to get you that tattooed on your body? I will begin considering it once y'all pull off this heist. Oh, there's another piece of merch. Oh, yes. Oh, yeah poster

We got our Stinky Dragon cast shirt, and now it's in poster form. Now it's poster form. You want to put it on your wall. Want to let people know who's the best D&D people ever. Also, shout out to Chris's DMing tonight. Yes, I see him chat. Chris is in charge and DMing. So be careful.

The shirt also comes in crew neck, which is actually super comfortable and has a nice fit to it. It's so cute. It's very soft. I'm not biased at all. Gus gets to play. Gus gets to play. I get to play. I get to play. I get to play. So let's get into this. I already gave you the rule of you're a bear and you're playing a heist, but there's a couple other things, okay? How we play the game. Yes.

So you have two stats. Well, first, you already created your characters, right? Yes. Should we go around the table and introduce ourselves? All right. I'm Rocco. I'm a rookie sun bear, and I'm a thief. Yeah. And I'm ready to steal some honey. In your peeps.

I'm sitting next to this old bag of something. I'm Gerald. I'm the grizzly bear. I'm washed up, and I'm the brains of these operations. If you want to live, if you want to survive, stick with me. Yeah. Gerald. Yeah, stick with Gerald. Who let Eric Badour on set? I'm the Babadour. That should have been my name. John? Oh, uh...

I didn't figure out a voice, but I'm Gabe the Hacker, and I'm a slick honey badger who's prone to carnage and mayhem. And hitting tables. Yeah! I'm a honey badger. I'm Bobo the Panda, the muscles in this operation, and I'm unhinged, so watch out, because I'm going to lose it at any moment. I need you to flex while also raising your ears.

That's the best hat in the world. And as your different bear types, you each have a special ability. As a sun bear, you can sniff honey. Which works pretty well as a thief. Yeah. You find what you steal. Yes. And as a panda, you can eat anything that looks like, what is it? Bamboo. Bamboo. That's pretty worthless. There's a lot of things that are in the shape of bamboos. Name two things that look like bamboo. Iron bars you're locked up behind. Yeah.

Only if they're green. Scaffolding. No, but it's like the shades. That's like one thing. It's like rotten bamboo. What's another thing? Rotten bamboo? Is that your second thing? Actual bamboo. The security guards might care. Yeah. See? Gotta get creative. As a honey badger, you can carnage, which I don't know what that means. That's up for interpretation. And then as a grizzly bear, you can terrify. Favorite line from Venom. He is really so terrifying. And, uh...

There's two stats in this game. Very easy to keep track of. Two stats. Bear, which you use to maul stuff, run, climb, shrug off damage, scare people, do bear stuff. And then the other stat is criminal, which you use to do anything not directly related to being a bear. We're on multi-class bear criminals. What if I was stealing a picnic basket? I would say that's criminal, but once you eat the food... What if you call it a picnic basket? Oh, that's more bear, I would say.

But yeah, so whenever you act and the outcome is in doubt, you can be called to roll a d6, either under a bear or criminal. And if the roll is equal to or under the relevant stat, then you succeed. If it's over, then you fail. And if you're using your bear special skill, something you can get an advantage, which you get two rolls.

Whenever the plan fails and you run into difficulty, you move one point from criminal into bear. - Big if. - So you have a-- it's one to six, and you start at three. And yeah, so if you become more bear-like when he fails, and then whenever your plan goes off without a hitch, you get one point to criminal. - So in summation, we have a bear stat and a criminal stat, and that stat is always going up and going down.

We gotta walk that line. So, yeah, you have a spectrum of one to six. If we stay between two and five, we're fine. If we go to one or six on either of the spectrums... Yeah, and then you lose. You don't wanna do that. It's bad news bears. If you go too much criminal, what happens? When you become too much of a criminal, when you go six all the way to criminal, then you basically... Betray the team. Yeah, you lure everyone and ruin everything and betray the party, and if you go two and a bear, then you go completely animal-like and lose control for half an hour or so.

And yeah, so you don't want to go too far to either side. So if you're becoming too bear-like, then you have to do a criminal thing. Specifically having a flashback.

can also bring in some criminals. So you have a flashback where you're planning a heist over, you know, cigarettes. Oh, yeah, yeah. And if you're too criminal, then you get to, like, eat some honey or something. Something bear-like. Bear-like. Got it. Roar really loud. Keep that balance between criminal and bear. Hibernate. I think we have some honey oat kind bars over there. We should have brought that. Oh.

Well, it's okay. We're gonna get plenty of honey on this heist. -Okay. All the honey. -All the honey. All the honey to make whatever we want, bears. Okay. Any questions about that? So we got our two stats to roll against. One's bear, one's criminal, and that's how we get things done. Yeah. And you know what? These rules are pretty loose, and I'll probably mess them up. -And so will y'all. -No. -Us messing it up? No. -No. And Chat PullerbearTC says, "Blayne looks like an old Five Nights at Freddy's mascot that got replaced by the robots." He's always talking about the good old days.

Used to be real, people. I saw a comment earlier in chat that said, "It's Chris DM-eris." -Oh! -Yeah. Alright, DM-eris. Anything else? Are we ready to start this shenanigans? No, let's get into the heist. Okay. So, it starts. Gunshots and police sirens fill the air.

Oh, it's real. Yeah. Gerald, a washed-up grizzly bear, rushes into an abandoned building, dragging a limp polar bear behind him. The pair collapse on the floor, exhausted. With every second, the once-white coat of the polar bear becomes more and more stained with red. How'd I look?

You're not looking... What's his name? Iceberg. How do you not know my name? Iceberg, I'm sorry. Things aren't looking great. Just stay with me. Where else am I going to go? Well, you're not going in the North Pole.

And I'd say you should give your son a call and tell him goodbye, but you already ate him. 'Cause you're a polar bear. Yeah, you know, I get hungry, I eat things, you know? I know, Iceberg, I know, Iceberg, but hey, I got one more Coca-Cola for you. Can you pour it down my throat? Of course, Iceberg, anything for you, pal. On my nose. Iceberg, I'm sorry.

You're Coca-Cola boarding me. No, no Icebergs, stay with me Icebergs. In chat, PolarBearTC just wrote, "Oh no" and all that. You know, it's a good thing that this job went so poorly, 'cause otherwise it would have been you bleeding out in the ground. I was planning on double-crossing you, General. What? Oh, Iceberg. It's already a twist. I was gonna say I wish I could trade places with you, but that breaks my big bear heart.

Well, so it ain't gonna matter anyway. I let you in on a tip. Tell me, tell me about your tip. Biggest score ever. Tell me about this big tip. An old partner of mine is a Louisiana black bear. Is the polar bear going south right now? The polar bear remembered it was southern halfway through the season. No, that's his partner. Okay. He's on the south pole. Yeah. Okay, south pole.

Go on Iceberg, you don't have much time. So now, he got an inside job that's been scouting out the place. Writing letters to me, letting me know about it for weeks. We were gonna pull the biggest honey heist this world's ever seen. In three days, they're getting a big ol' shipment of honey. We're gonna get it all. Where Iceberg, where? The location? I'll tell you a second. The thing is,

I'm sorry guys for continue anyway. I was gonna put together a real good crew this after I was gonna kill you So it's gonna be in better crew than you now everyone's dead even me. I don't take one last trip to the North Pole Now

Now, all you need to do to pull off this job, come here, come closer. Yes, Iceberg, yes. I need you to know. Know what? I need you to know. Know what? Oh, no! Iceberg! As he collapses, the crumpled letter falls to the ground.

It says really bad bear handwriting. "Dear Iceberg, Honeycon 2022." And there's a crude map. It says three days. Three days. Then you hear the sirens coming. You gotta run. Oh, shoot! Gotta get out of North Yankton as fast as you can.

All right, Gerald, now you gotta assemble your crew. All right. Just trying to get the van back together. The van? The van. The van? The van of bears. The van of bears. The van of bears? The van! The van! Your old crew was just killed, so you gotta find either-- A better crew. I've been scouting out this talent for a while. Yeah. For the big one. Do I just call them out? Yeah. Tell me how you found them, what they were doing.

Yeah, your backstory here. Okay. First, I was looking for the muscle. It's the most important part of the mission, in my opinion. And I saw a circus act, and you couldn't deny the talent. So I call it my friend Bobo. I've got the right to bear arms.

Bobo, I got the inside information. I got the biggest job that you and I will have ever seen. Are you in? I'm always for you, Gerald. I'm always there. That's great to know, Bobo. We're going to need your big fan of muscles. This is a big one. You adorable muscular thing, you. Endangered thing.

After that, I need someone to deal with the tech. Things have gotten more techy than they were in the olden days, back when I was an old timer and they were just lock picks. So I need to call up this new kid on the block. His name is Gabe. Gabe! Hey! I need you to hack into this.

Shit. Can I trust you? Shit's my middle name. Honey- Gabe. Shit Honey Badger, that's your name. Yes. Gabe, why don't you tell them how you got into hacking? Give us your- what's your experience? My experience is, I got into Bear College, even though I'm a honey badger. Full ride.

By hacking into their system. Oh. And tricking them into me being a bear. I mean, I love honey, so it was a connection we could agree on. To the name Honey Badger, you need the honey. So I hacked into Bear College. That was the first time I hacked. And since then, I've been hacking into educational institutions.

For the right price. Now you're in for the real time. I want to go above public school systems. Conventions. I need to get conventions. That's the next hacker level. That's great, I think that's great, Gabe. Before I get to my right hand paw, right paw man, I need to go back real quick. Bobo, what's your story, Bobo? I used to run in the circus crowd. Yeah. But I'm a panda, so I sleep a lot. I got kicked out of the circus.

I boomed around a bit, went to community college. Tits, tits, pull some tricks. Yeah, I met, uh, met Gabe. We were roommates in college. At the community college that you hacked into? Yeah, yeah. You could've gone to Harvard, but you went to community college. I went bare community college, okay? Yeah, uh, we're all roommates. We haven't talked in a long time, 'cause, uh, Gabe stole a six-pack of beer from me in college and never paid me back for it. He moved out the very next day. Oh my god.

He hacked your beard? It was my first heist. It went off perfectly. He stole my beer. So there's some tension that I sense between you two. Yeah, we've been on easy terms ever since then. We're gonna have to squash that beef, all right? And now for my most important right paw man, the real true scalpel to this whole surgical operation, Rocco.

Rocco, get the pencil out of your mouth. What are you doing? I just want to be like you. That's why I like you, Rocco. Rocco, you're a sun bear thief. Yeah. Tell me about your story. Refresh my memory. You know, I grew up as an orphan on the streets, and I, uh... You know, just...

Had to make my way around pickpocketing people left and right, trying to make my way, trying to make a living. And now I'm ready for the big leagues. That's how we met. I'm ready for the big leagues. You met me because you tried pickpocketing me. Yeah, and then my hand might have slipped a little bit. Yeah, but that's what I knew. There's a lot to work with here. I saw talent, I saw potential, but I knew I could train you into something better. Look at you now, you're a- I mean, I'm still a rookie. I'm still getting on my feet, but-

But you're getting there. You're my number one disciple. This is all you got? This is all I got. No, I got my team together. All right. Here's more exposition. So, you travel through the forest. You come across Honeycon. Now, this is the most secure building you've ever seen. Walls. Walls. 30 feet high. My aunt's jam is this. Barbed wire around it. Then you got bees. Bees? Bee guards with sniper stingers. Oh.

Trained on the- trained on the sniper tower. They got one shot. How big are these bees we talkin'? I mean, they're bumble sized. BUMBLE?! Let's make friends with them. So they're around the perimeter. Keep a track. And there's only a single entrance, alright? Big gate opens up and a van every once in a while comes through with more bees. They're coming in and out. Where's parking for just the regular- Yeah, where- Where do the attendees go? Well, it's a very high security convention. Attend- Attend bees. You know? Attend bees.

- The attendees. - You know, it's very, very high security. - What are the kind of people that we got going to this convention? - I mean, you can't really see much because all the, they're going in through these like vans and you don't really see in the vans. All you see is the guards. All you see is the security. - Gabe, you son of a bitch, hack those vans so we can see in them.

Are we going? How do you get in? Oh, yeah. I mean, since we're in the future, in the near future, all the vans are actually remote. Smart vans. No, they're smart vans. Yeah. They're smart vans. Self-driving, yeah, vans. We did the same thing in different ways. Basically. Yeah. And so that's actually one of my specialties, other than public school systems, is automated vehicles. So I hack...

and have it come down an alleyway so we can... Load in. Load it. All right, so you hack this van. Is it empty? Or are you hacking a van with the guards and the attendees in it? I don't know who's in this van. That's where Bobo comes in. Bobo, there's people in this van. You got to be the muscle. You got to take him out. I'll take him out. I'll take care of it. Non-lethal. We don't kill in this operation. Whoa, whoa.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, that was not part of the deal. Listen, it'll be worth it in the end. You're gonna get all the honey that you ever want. We're not leaving a trail of dead bodies. After my last gig with Iceberg, I can't see no more death. You worked with Iceberg? I can't promise I can keep back the carnage. You're gonna have to, Gabe. Yes, I worked with Iceberg. What do you ask, Bobo? It's just a cool name. Not the lettuce, the bear.

I brought snacks. Does anybody want a snack? I'll take a cookie. I got a little hungry on a hike. All right, so you're going to try and hack this automated van? I'll eat that food. Thank you. So to recap, because I'm the very end of the operation, you hack the van, you bring it to our location, Bobo takes it. I'll rip the doors open. No, because it needs to look like a good van. So he'll trick- I'll jiggle the door. Okay. And then scare everyone out. That's right. I'll intimidate them with these. But then, Rocco, before you send them on their way, you're going to steal the passes, all right? Ah.

Anything that they need, any applications or whatever they need to get into the convention, you pickpocket off of them. Yeah, go, ah, that's a real nice pass you got there. It'd be a shame if it got misplaced. Only I don't say that to them because I'm being stiff. That's right, get stiff. Let's see how this goes. Let's see. Let's see if you can hack. Let's roll for criminal. Okay. And I guess you get advantage because you are hacking, which is your skill. Yes. All right.

Two, two. So you successfully hacked the van, all right? Yeah, all right. Great job, kid.

You're in position, you see the guard van, he's driving along, and it takes a strange detour. The guard is like looking around confused, banging on a thing, pulls down the side, stops. He gets up, tells everyone to wait, comes around, opens up the back of the, what do you call that? Truck. Hood. The hood. The hood of the van, trying to figure out what's wrong. He's sitting there looking there, trying to figure out. He's like fiddling around, but he's a bee. He doesn't know anything about...

Oh, he's a bee. Let me borrow your cigarette. I get up behind him and start blowing smoke to calm him down. Oh, that works, that works. Oh! What? I calm him down with smoke. That works? That's a thing? Yeah, that's how beekeepers get the bees to, like, chill. Oh, my God. You ever seen them with their smoke guns? No, I don't watch bee videos.

So he's calm down he's like you know what I don't need this gig I Don't need this gig I'm going home

This bee just buzzes off. There it is. Buzz off. He's out. Now you get a van full of bees. What do you do? Oh, he's in the van. Oh, he was hauling other bees? Yeah. These are the attend bees, and he was a guard bee. Yeah. Got it. Okay, gotcha.

So now we gotta get rid of these attendees. That's right. I don't know, what do you- that's up to y'all. Here's what I could do. I'm also a very convincing young fella, I got a fresh face. I go in and I go, fellas, ladies and gentlemen, and bees, and she's, and they's, and everyone in here, there's been an emergency. We're gonna have to get you guys to pile out of the vans and leave your passes in your seats. We promise we'll get you new ones. There's a gas leak in the van. There's a gas leak. Alright. In the electric van. There's a gas leak.

That's what's even scarier and more dangerous. Where did it come from? So you opened the door and said that? Yes. All right. I forgot they were there. They all look at you? Wait, so we could just go? Yeah, but you gotta leave your passes on your seats. Oh, we gotta. These IDs. We is.

Yeah, the passers IDs, the semantics here. Every bee has an ID? Yeah. They call them I-Bees. I-Bees. Put your I-Bees on your seats. Okay. And they all take it off. Do you want, they also have a- Tell them to leave all their money too. They're really stupid apparently. They also have their, do you want their convention shirts? Yeah. Yeah. All right. Do you want us to get naked? I mean, I never thought I'd be asking some bees to get naked before here, but yeah. Okay. That's fine with us. But we can just go? Yeah.

Yeah, why'd you stop? Alright, bye! They all get naked and run off. Alright! Why are they so excited about leaving? That was too easy. Hey, I love it when a plane comes together. Alright. Yeah, boss, say it. It's so natural. It's real company. I got the van. Alright, now what? Alright guys, we outfit ourselves with IDs and passes and shirts. That's right. To try to blend in. We're all gonna get dressed up, we're gonna get our IDs on. You're gonna hack the van to go into the entryway.

Now, before we do that though, we need to know where we can park that's gonna be safe, right? We don't know what's on the other side of those walls. So I need you to hack into the mainframe. I got so much hacking to do. And check the security cameras and see where a good parking spot for us to be so that we can get into this joint. Okay. All right, roll for hack. Okay, I'm hacking their security system.

Oh! Five, but you're hacking, so yeah. You get advantage. One, got it. Okay. Alright, now you get another point in criminal. Where are you at? Oh, I'm getting close! I'm at five on criminal, so this is the last hack I can do until I get to kill someone! Did my criminal go up when I blew smoke on that guy? Yep. We're still in the woods, though. You could go shit in the woods and I'll bring you back down to bear! Alright, so you successfully hacked. You see the parking lot. You know where to go. You got control of the vehicle. Six pack full yardage. So who's doing what in the van? Who's like, someone being the security guard or someone...what?

I think Rocco should be the security guard. He's already got stripes like a bee. Yeah. All right.

Okay, so you got the van. You got it ready to go. Talk us through this. Okay. So you're going to be hacking us in. I'm hacking. So you're basically driving. Yeah. And from, well, I have the cameras hacked. Right. And so I can see into the place, and I clearly see. Well, you see where the parking lot is. You don't see the cameras. I see the parking lot. Yeah. And you got control of the car, so you're getting in. You're going to be the face of this operation? Security guard. Yeah, the security guard. All right. And everyone else is attendees? Yes. You got to be a fast talker. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Slow it down, not that fast. Yes, boss, all right. Okay, that cigarette, it's a pencil, it's not a cigarette. But I appreciate... I'm too young to smoke. Okay. All right, let's... How old are you? Twelve.

That's why she can, that's why he can steal. I got a little hand. No one suspects me. So the van moves as Pat and you all pull up and you pull up to the gate and two bee guards walk up and they look at you and say, wait a minute.

Where's the normal? There, the voice changes. Where's the normal guy? Oh, the normal guy. You know, he had a family emergency. He didn't want to talk about it. You know the rule when people say family emergency, how you're not supposed to ask follow-up questions? Yeah, but we all kind of have the same queen. Well, I think he said something about his boyfriend. I was going to say girlfriend, but there's only one queen. His boyfriend. Yes, everyone knows all bubble bees are gay. Of course.

They're not gonna fuck their mom. Well, they're technically bi. They're bi. And who are you? You don't look like a B. Oh, well, I, uh, you know, I, uh... You're a temp. You're a temp. Yeah, I'm a replacement. There was, like, a hiring agency, a job placement. You know, I'm learning my skills. I'm just a boy. That's great, Ron. I'm just a boy. I mean, she's just a boy. I'm just a boy. I think you said all the time. Gus, you're 44. Why don't you roll for criminal and see if this works?

Three. That works. That works, okay. So what happens next? So now you get one more point in criminal. In criminal. And you lose one there. All right, so... So I go four and four? What's your name? Just because I want to put it on the record, just, you know, in case I don't get in trouble. My name's Rocco. Rocco. You're not going to use an alias at all? I got no reason to lie. All right. And what do you got over... What are you hauling?

Oh, just, you know, some really excited attendees to come to the convention. They're excited, huh? Oh, very excited. Rocco, you got it. I like you. You're funny. All right. Let them on in. All right.

All right, boys. Are you excited for Honeycon? Honeycon. I'm slightly concerned. Yeah, Honeycon. All right. The van is abuzz with excitement. The gate's open. The van pulls through. Pulls nicely into the parking lot. Right. Nice. There's more guards as they come out. They're sitting there and they're like, all right, where do these guys go? The front yard? The front yard? No, we're talking to Rocco. To Rocco. Oh.

Oh, would you say the front yard is close to where you keep the honey? I don't know what you're talking about. Just a silly question. Rocco, maybe tell them that we're going into the service entrance. Well, yeah, that's what I meant. The service entrance. Oh, true. Sorry. Yeah, yeah, okay. I'm so excited for Honey Con. I was thinking about honey. Yeah, yeah, go and just dump them out over there in the yard through processing, all right? You got it. And then they wave you on and they point you the right direction. All right.

You heard the man. Whoever is driving this car, know what it is, because it's a driverless car. I mean, I send the van. Are you coming? We're in the van. We're in the van, right? No, no, you parked the van. They got you out. Oh, we got out. And they're saying, all right, where are you taking them? Oh, oh. So we're being led there by rockers. Because we're dressed as attendees. Attendees. Yeah. So...

Follow Rocco. Follow Rocco. Follow me, attendees. And they kind of point towards the yard. Now you follow there, and you come out, and it's a big yard. And you see bees everywhere. This might be a bad time to mention it. I'm allergic to bees. Oh, no. I forgot that about you. Stinks couldn't get higher. Bobo. I couldn't remember. It's been so long. Bobo, you should have told me, you son of a bitch. I just get too crazy when I hear about that honey.

So you walk out, there's all these attendees. They're all wearing the exact same attendee outfit. Yeah, just like us, right? Yeah, it's just an orange kind of orange jacket. And then, uh, there's hornets that wear orange and yellow jackets. And then, uh, they seem to be working mostly, just like working hard in the honey mines. You know, trying to harvest honey. Wait, so is this not a convention center? This is literally just a gated yard? It looks a little weird.

We're clearly not at a convention. Why are we doing this? Honey, if you recall the first RTX was in a very large field You get it there's all these bees buzzing around there are one section where people are playing some games some bee games There's like bees

-Basketball, beastball, and football. -Classic. -And football. -And football. So there's, you know, everyone else is, like, working real hard harvesting honey, and everyone's in a little break area. Y'all got to figure out where the honey is. -Well, obviously, we should find the biggest bee in the yard and have Bobo take out that big bee to cement ourselves... -As the toughest in the yard. -...as the toughest in the yard. -Yeah, people got to fear us. -And then we follow the honey, leaving the mine to where it's being stored. -Oh. -But, yeah, let's go beat someone up first.

He'll punch someone in the- punch someone in the fucking mouth. Alright, so we're gonna interrogate somebody? Is that- is that the call? Are we interrogating him? I thought I was the person in this operation, but I- Let me tell us. Well, uh...

Um, yeah, no, we're gonna identify a VIP or VIB. There you go. Alright? A very important B. Go on, boss. Thank you. And then, uh, we're gonna pull him off to the side. First, we need to identify some cover. We need to find a hiding spot where we can set up old Gabe and all his computers and technology shit so he can do some hacking.

So I look around to see what do we got for it? Well, I mean, it's really just like there's the yard where all the bees are working, harvesting honey. There's the one little like rest area. And then there's a big building. But that's like guards everywhere. So like what about an outhouse? There is a bathroom. Bees gotta poo. Yeah, there is a bathroom. Do they?

Bees, for the sake of the taste, have to use the bathroom. There is a bee- uh, a beeth room. There's a beeth room. Uh, well we should go there. That should be our base of operations. Let's group up in the bathroom, boys. We're the bathroom vans. What are we doing in the bathroom? I didn't quite hear what we were- We're gonna group up. We're not gonna poop up, we're gonna group up. Okay, I couldn't quite understand. But also if you gotta do number ones and number twosies, then this is the time to do it. Okay, alright.

So, set up your computers and bullshit. Let's get the security cameras. You go in the bathroom, there's a guard. What are you doing?

What does it look like we're doing? I poop myself. Alright, you got five minutes in the bathroom. If I don't get you come out of here, I'm gonna come in. Knock your skull. I need my friends to come in with me. I'm the opposite. Nope, one at a time. I'm the opposite. One at a time! Bobo. You gonna take care of this guy? Bobo, you know what to do. I, uh, while he's yelling at Gabe, I just pick my two bear paws up and just slam him down on top of his head. Stiltily. Alright, we'll roll for bear. And he has advantage, right? Yeah. He's muscly. Yeah, yeah.

- You got a little bear skin. - Roll for bear. - Nope. - That's not good. - Need a two or a one. - No! - What happens? I whiff? - It doesn't hit it, but the plan fails so you do get an increase in bear. - Back to bear, okay. - But yeah, he smacks you, knocks you flying. - No! - No one talks to my old college roommate who stole a six pack of beer from me like that. - No, he smacks you. You're out cold. - I'm out cold? - He smacks you hard, you failed.

Let me take care of this. - Bullshit. - What do you take care of? I draw myself up to my biggest stature, 'cause I'm a big old grizzly bear. And I am terrifying. And I say, listen here, bub. - I thought you watched us. - I got to tell you. You don't want to touch my spinny cigarette. Listen here, my friend Gabe, he's got a shit like you wouldn't believe. - Yeah. - All right? It's compounded up in there, all right? You clear out of here, you give us this space, or you ain't gonna be going home to Mama B.

Are you threatening me? I am damn terrifying. He's threatening me, you! While he's talking to him, I hack his intercom and cause a serious amount of feedback that would level a man. Roll for hack then. Level a bee. Oh no! Um, I should not do this. I'm gonna punch him! I punch him! I take him out! I take him out! I haven't been muscling years in Braves, but I take him out because I'm terrifying. Alright, roll for bear.

- Four. - Four. - I have advantage because I'm terrifying. - Well, no, you're not the muscle. - But it's terrifying. - You're not scaring him, you're punching him.

I'm yelling while I do it. Alright, so he smacks you and you're knocked out. Uh, could I see if the guard has any sort of like key card on him or badge or anything like identifying? I mean, yeah, he's got a stinger gun. Yeah. And his guard badge and his uniform. As he's busy ruffling with these guys, could I see if I could steal it off of him? Yeah, roll for criminal. Roll for criminal.

Three. I have four. Yeah! So we're the best in the biz, kid. All right, so you got it, and he knocks Gerald out. Now you got two bears out. All right, you gonna go take your dump? Yes. When you have, you need... Hey, sir, I can't help but notice. Are you a guard here? I don't see any sort of identification. Well, of course I'm a... Wait. Shit. Go take a dump and get out of there, all right? Now pick up those. Take them to the infirmary. Okay. And he buzzes off to go look for stuff.

All right, so you've got two knocked up bears. Can I grab Gerald and pull him into the bathroom? Yeah, yeah. And you want to grab Bobo? Yeah, as a honey badger with the strength of ten bears. I'm a 12-year-old sun bear. I grab the two smallest bears. I grab the muscle of our operation and drag him into the toilet. Walking to the toilet, there's someone in the bathroom. Hi! It's a bee. He looks up. It's just an attendee. It's a bee.

He goes, "Who are y'all?" Matthew McConaughey? Um, we're attendees like you. Y'all trying to break out of here? I mean, is that something that needs to happen? I mean, I only know one bee who's ever broken out of here. Anne B. Dufresne. God damn it. This is-- he's had this in the planning for a long time.

Wait, so, uh... Get busy buzzin' or get busy dodgin'? Oh, you knew all day, Andy. Yeah, we did. I didn't know you know. What if we were to help with the breakout? Would that be worth some information from you? Uh, if you're gonna get me out of here, then sure. Do you happen to know where they keep the honey? The honey? Isn't that what's happening here? Where do you think you are? Honeycon. Honey Shank Redemption, apparently.

Yeah, I mean, where are we? Well, I mean, I guess you're a honey con, but I'll say I know Where are we really I mean you're Paul in penitentiary for high-risk honey convicts or some inmates call it honey con Gerald! Gerald! Iceberg!

I mean, there ain't no big honey. I mean, we all mine the honey mines, but, I mean, we don't ever see any of the honey. It all goes to Warden Norton. I mean, you know, this is just a prison full of rotten bees guarded by rotten guards ruled over by the rottenness of them all. The warden. There's also a bee. Well, I've never met him. Is Gerald awake at this point or am I still passed out on the floor? I wake against that first realization. Could I...

Yeah, yeah, you can wake up by this point. Can I specifically growl at him? Yeah, yeah, you growl. Yeah, yeah, growl. You gonna roll for growling? Yeah. Can I roll for growling? I mean, you can just growl. I think she wants to roll for growling. I think she wants to be successful. Yes. Okay. All right, so... If you're looking for honey...

- If you're looking for honey, then I mean, the warden, I mean, he does have all the honey we've been working on. - Okay. - Where's the warden's office located? - I mean, I could get you inside, but it won't be easy. I mean, first you're gonna have to get into the prison and- - Well, we done that, we're here. - All right, well, would you just step in? - Lucky for you, Won't Be Easy is my middle name.

Once you get- Bobo, your middle name was something else earlier. No, I gave my middle name. Oh, Gabe's middle name was... Shit. And then Bobo- That's a bad middle name. Because Bobo won't be easy. And if we make it out of here, you'll find out my last name. Alright, Bobo. So, uh- So, continue. Andy? We made it into the prison. Alright, well, uh... Did I know a bee inside who could-

set you on the right way, but-- Yeah, who's this bee that you're talking about? Well, his name is Sean. He's a bee inside. He's a little-- he's a little crazy. But he's the only one that we know is his way through-- he knows his way through the prison better than anyone else. Can you get in? I'll tell you where he's at, but you got to promise me.

Happy to promise you guys break out of here. Yeah, come back for me a hundred percent Well one up you why don't you come with us when we break out of here? All right, what's your name? Yellow? Yeah, I think Sean no wait no never mind. That's the other guy. Yeah, yeah, yeah, all right yellow all right? Yeah, we'll go in there, but come dinnertime. Yeah, just follow me just out of curiosity Yeah, what's for dinner tonight? Well? We always eat bamboo no we're eating rotten honey

The leftover dregs. Yeah. My god. This place is horrible. So bell rings, and you follow Yellow, get in line with all the other convicts, and do your chores, and then go to the mess hall. There's all bees.

And we're gonna do it. It's gonna happen. And I'm gonna bite him after he punches him. Yellow goes up to a rather weird-looking bee. He's sitting there. You can tell all the bees respect him. Well, Sean, these bees been looking, trying to break into the ward's office and then break out of the prison. Wait, really quick, Yellow. Sean doesn't happen to be an aged British man who is trying to talk about the rock. Well, how funny you should know, man.

I see my reputation has come before me. You're a legend in the field, Sean. We all know about you. A pleasure to meet you. Yeah, pleasure to meet you. So what are you looking to do? Come on, you keep putting up with me now. You want to break out of here? We want to take some honey and then break out of here, Sean. You're telling me you want to get into the Warden's secret stash. That's right. Exactly. The secretest, stashiest, dankiest honey. It won't be easy.

We're gonna have to- We'll have to do is we'll have to tunnel it. Aww.

I'm gonna pee myself. Up the tunnel and underground. Then there's gonna be a series of infrared tripwires. Wait, which one are you? Are you Sean or are you yellow-tuck? I'm Sean. This is Sean. Clearly. Clearly. Can you not care about my Irish? The southern accent is now to change for the British, but it's going back to southern. No, Sean's a different guy we just met. Sean is the rock. Right. Listen, Sean, as a fellow...

Gentlemen with an accent I get the struggles. All right, Edward. You see what I'm saying, right? All right, well we're breaking into the rock. Okay. Even though we're already in, all right? We gotta tunnel now. We're gonna have to tunnel in at night. Never you are ever allowed to get mad at me ever, ever, ever for Mudd's accent. No one's ever allowed to get mad about Mudd's accent. Nobody. Here's the plan. Continue. We're gonna have to distract the guards.

Tunnel in, down to the secret basements. Let me write this down. Distract. Yeah, good, good, good, good, good. Tunnel. Then, work your way through past the, uh, labyrinth of, of, uh, underground tunnels, which is heavily guarded. It's slipping, it's slipping. This is

I don't know. I'm not great at night a bit of a Sean Connery Yeah, it's a bit a hint of Sean Hart then there's a the wardens are personal statues is guarded by lasers lasers Oh wait, there's infrared lasers. Well, there's the tunnel underneath the thing you can navigate the totally guarded the wardens are in this warden is guarded by lasers and then you can get to a secret honey stash see easy peasy and

and how do we get out of there after that? Just back the same way we came? Well, I've only broken in. What happened to you? I've never broken out. Not yet, you haven't, Sean. Not yet. Okay, well. This seems pretty easy. That seems pretty straightforward. As the brains of the operation, I didn't really need to make a plan because it seems like it's pretty well lined up. Well, we got some things to accomplish, but we need plans to figure out how to accomplish those things. That's right. Inside information. All right, well, so it seems like we're going to be waiting until the dinner bell to tunnel us.

Distraction. Oh, there it is. The dinner whistle. Go go go go go go! Alright. Swarm. Ever get any bugs? Nighttime! Nighttime? Nighttime. Time to go to bed!

Night time. Time to hibernate, boys. NANIS! Alright, all the bees are kinda getting in line. Going into their little bee, uh, nests. We need to make our- Alright, now get behind me. Oh, oh, oh, oh, Sean's still here. Alright, go ahead, Sean, lead the way. Alright, now just- You got it. Now get in a bunk here, alright. Little, uh, little dinner. Now cuddle up, alright, now.

So we're in a cell together? Yeah, imagine like a beehive. It's like a bunch of little like uh- Did he tell us to cuddle up? He sure did. Yeah, you get in the same one. Y'all gotta get in the same little uh- Oh, okay. Bee nook. You know what he called those things where all the bees sleep? A hive? Hive! Like, you know, little hive things. Little hive-

The doors

And the guards are out walking around. And then you can see there's cameras, too. Guards with guns and cameras. Could I call a guard over? Sure. Hey, yo, you there with the face. You talking to me? I sure am. Yeah, come over here. What? How'd you know I had a face? You know, I recognize a face when I see one. Yeah? Well, what about this? Now, be quiet, slaps. Hey, hold it.

And I don't appreciate that. And he tries to reach through the bar so he could play around and grab one of the keys off of his key ring. Watch a master at work, guys. All right, roll for criminal. I help by going a bit rabid in the guard's face behind the bars. Hey, hey! Two. Passes. Okay, passes. Yep. Hey, what are you doing in there? And he opens the gate to come in and he starts to hit you. I put him in a sleeper hole. Cool. All right, roll for bear.

Time to make this guy hibernate. Way to go, Bobo. But this is muscle, so I have an advantage. Roll the other die. Roll the smaller die. Two. Made it. All right. All right. So we got the keys, and we got a security guard outfit. Sean? What do we do with this? Well, we're supposed to tunnel in. I don't know why we're going there. We can go this way. It's a bit harder, but... All right, well, here's my idea. I'm going to stay up here and be the guard, and I'm going to watch after Gabe and

And Gabe, I'm gonna take you to a security terminal so that we can hack into the system and then you can oversee Bobo and, uh, Rocco so that they can tunnel in and get into the beehive. You might want to be cautious about utilizing my hacking skills right now because it might turn me into somebody who's gonna betray you. Alright, well, then we're gonna make sure you get lots of honey or you do some bee shit. I need something. I need to eat something. I need to bite something. Alright, well, we're gonna find some bear activities for you to do. Yes. Okay.

Maybe you just take a hibernation nap or something, or you stuff your butt with a bunch of twigs or whatever the bears do. Stuff your butt. Why don't you take him to the infirtery where there's honey? That's a great idea. I know I know exactly where it is because I could sense the honey. So... I'm a sunbird. Well then you need to... Rocco. Rocco? Rocco. Should be one take because Rocco can tell... sense where the honey is. Okay, so then you're gonna wear the security guard outfit.

and then take him to the honey in the infirmary, and then you need to get to a security terminal. Yes. And then my fat ass and you, Bobo, the guy, strong guy, we're gonna start digging, and we're gonna have to go through all the lasers and stuff. Yeah. I just got to do a couple of quick stretches as the brains that wasn't prepared for physical activities. Hey, you got it, boss. You got it. I have faith in you. You know what you're doing. All right. And you don't look a pound over 400. Thanks. Thanks, Rocco.

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I saw in chat Rissa Reno changed her name to Rissa Beano. Yes. Yes. I also saw someone say it. Easy Beasy. Beasy. And why do you want me? Sean, you're going to come with us. What about me? Oh,

Oh, Yela. Is Yela with us as well? Yela, you're gonna go with them. I like how Chris is playing two characters and he keeps interchanging the accents. He's making them integral to the story. Y'all are the one who said you wanted to bring him along. That is the DM's conundrum. Welcome to my hell. Let's bring the NPC with us. How can I forget about Yela? So Yela's with us. Yela's with you. Sean's with us. Sean's with you. Okay, ready? All right.

Alright, so, uh, start with you guys. Walk down the hall. We need to go to the infirmary. And you're leading. So you're leading as a guard. Alright, so the guards are coming by. It's me and Gabe. And he's like, new guy? Yeah. What's with these two? Uh, just, uh,

Nothing to see here, really. Not suspicious at all to say that. No, just we're temp. You know, the guy who's normally here, he had a family emergency. Yeah, but where are you taking these two criminals? Whoa, whoa, whoa. Oh, no, okay, sorry. It's him and... Him and me and Yellow. And Yellow and Yellow. Not Red. Not Red. Yellow, you're showing your scenes. We got... Hey, hush, prisoner. Oh, slap him. That'll give you more bad points. Yeah, I slap Gabe on the face. Gabe.

I like that! He slaps you too. Yeah, yeah, one more time, one more time! Where were you taking them? Uh, just, uh...

They were misbehavin', so I was- *laughs* misbehavin' *laughs* I was, uh, gonna take them to the infirmary, 'cause I slapped them up a little too much. Yeah. Oh yeah, looks like it. Thanks. Might as well just get your licks in right now. And yet, while you're hit- since you're attacked, you can go in the- actually, you know, this is- you're lying. You gotta actually- She's gonna go over the board- the- the slap was very bear-like. Alright, you get a point for the bear. When the sla- when I slapped, I growled at the same time. Yeah, you get a point for bear, but now you have to roll for criminal.

Okay, so I- Again. Okay. Oh, three, okay, so that's good. Okay. All right, go on by. All right, come with me, ya beach. All right, so you got Yellow and Gabe here follow into the infirmary, and there's a- What's the word? Infirmary. And there's several nurse bees and doctor bees. Oh.

To one doctor bee and then two nurse bees. Yeah, because the patriarchy's still gotta be in a bee society. Well, I mean, wait, wait. Who made the doctor a male? You said that. No, he said one doctor. Am I showing my patriarchy? Yeah. I said a doctor bee. But actually, they are all males because there's only one queen, so you are correct. I radio in and I say, Gabe, stop being sexist. Real quick, make sure...

That Rocco doesn't do any more thieving stuff because he's on the edge. He's living on the edge right now. So you're going to have to take the reins with the thieving stuff. You got to be careful out there. What's wrong with these bees? What's wrong with these bees? Oh, you know, they were misbehaving.

and I brought them here to, you know, get some bandages and clean them up a little bit. Yeah. All right, yeah, he looks a little beat up. Yeah. All right, well, sit down there. We'll make sure you get bandaged up and get a little honey. You're looking a little brown. What? Well, you're a bear. Oh, okay. Or a honey badger. Whatever.

Yeah, man, some honey would go miles. All right, so he gives you, you know, bandages you, gives you some honey. He gives him the red, uh, yellow, too. I would, uh, you know, it was a long walk down from the jail cell to here, and I'm a little hungry myself. Mind if I get a scoop off seven?

Yeah. All right. Here, there's a backup honey. Oh, backup honey. Way to go, Rocco. Now y'all get these back to their cells. All right, you got maybe one more for the road? All right. You have two extras? Are you just using them? Are you just eating them? Are you taking them? I'm eating.

I'm eating them. I radio in. Gabe, where are you at numbers-wise? Where's your spectrum? I'm ready to hack. Are you good? I'm good enough for a hack. Also, sorry, this guy is talking to himself. Ah, ah, the voices. Yeah, maybe he needs a little more honey. Maybe he needs to go to solitary confinement. No. Nope, voice is gone. Feel good.

All right, we'll get these back to the cells. You got it, male nurse. He's an MB, right? Not a PHB? Yeah. I radio in and I say, "All right, great job, guys. You need to go to the security terminal next. Gotta get Gabe in. You gotta get Gabe hooked in." Yeah. All right. All right, so you walk down the hall, pass one guard. He nods and punches Gabe in the-- Why? Just 'cause. That's what-- Why?

I'm glad I don't have HP in this duty game. Punches Gabe and nods at Yellow. He respects Yellow. Yeah. I punch him back. You punch him back? What is it? Get your bee under control. I'll take him right away, sir. Yeah, he's an unruly fella, this one. He smacks you again. Is that a bear move? I smack him back. Are these bear moves? This is Gabe moves. What are you doing? I'm smacking him back. Do that one more time. You're going to be not in the infirmary. You're going to be in the beehole.

Graveyard. Graveyard. Graveyard, wherever they killed... I thought it was a B-R. B-R. B-R. B-R. If everybody could just forget what just happened, just think that's canon, okay? Rate it in, Gabe. Rate it in. Okay. You just... The guard passed in the hallway. You didn't have to punch. I know. You don't tell me what I have to or have to not do. All right. You make your way through, and you find a...

Security room right so there's a glass and you see a bee there just looking at the cameras and Working what do you do? I eat the bee. What? What size is he? I mean it's a bee so yeah you could eat it. Yeah, all right. Oh, these are like tiny bees compared to us? I mean they're bigger bees than normal, but yeah, I eat them. All right. Hey, what are you eating? All right, you get a point in bear for that. Yeah.

Maybe I shouldn't. Why didn't I think of that? Well, I guess you should roll for bear. Oh, I gotta roll. Okay. Just roll for success. Yeah. Okay. Ooh, this might not succeed then if we're going off of those stats. I'm at a two. Either way, you're gonna get a point. But this is, uh, this is carnage. Yeah, yeah. You're gonna get a point bear. It's just whether or not you successfully eat it. You...

And you go, Gabe. But he does sting you a bit, but it's not bad. It's okay. I think I'm genetically predisposed to not be bothered by it. He barely notices. Honey bears don't. Honey badgers don't care. Yeah, honey badgers don't care. Hey, Gabe, I hope you don't hack that up later. Hey.

I give him a fist bump. All right, so... YOLO's like, all right, well, we're here. I went out of my way to buy this. We're here. What do I do? Uh... YOLO. I crack my knuckles and get down at the terminal and... Think YOLO should keep watch? Yes. All right. YOLO, get to the door. You're gonna keep watch, all right? Use those beautiful little eyes of yours and let us know if any bees coming by. They should be pretty distinguishable. Yeah, they look like bees.

Not like bears. Alright. Are you Forrest Gump now? Yeah, you know. I knew you were supposed to be Morgan Freeman. But we got some Forrest in every second. You're getting a full sample. Forrest Gump was in a prison movie. Who's that old actor, Humphrey Bogart? Humphrey Bogart? Is that who you're doing...

Sounds like good. No, no, no. Oh, it might have bled a little Jimmy Stewart. Jimmy Stewart. That's totally Jimmy Stewart. All right. Anyway, so you're hacked in the system. You're uploaded. Now what's going on with you guys? Yeah, I'm uploading what? No, you're hacked up and ready to go. So Bobo and I, we're just digging with Sean. I use the computers to determine the best route for them to start digging at.

Okay. Excellent. Excellent. Could I roll for having some of your Trulies, Crayon Orange Sparkler? Yeah. Just a sip? You gotta roll for these, because you just stole it from them. Roll for hack. Can I roll to hack into the system to use it? So then I can have multiple uses of the system because I hacked it. Once you're hacked in. I'm hacking into the system. Unless there's something that, you know... Two. I'm half hacked. I'm betting we have to dig behind a poster of Vita Hayworth.

All right, so you're hacked into the system. Yeah. You determine that the correct path is down. Oh! I get on. Thank you. Yeah. You worthless son of a bitch. I use, like, the prison intercom. We have earpieces. Well, we do. I use earpieces to tell them, just head down. Just go straight down. Straight down to the labyrinth. I could have told you that. Okay, well, I'm going to eat you. If you say something like that again. We need Sean. We need Sean.

Just call the wards for a little honey badger. Sean, we just met you. We have to verify. Trust but verify. That's right, I've been screwed over in the past. Damn him.

Alright, so y'all start digging? Start digging down. Really quick, is that gonna be good for you bear-wise? 'Cause that's kind of a bear activity, is it not? What? Digging? Digging, yeah. That's just rolling. Well, y'all are digging into a honeycomb, so that's definitely a bear activity. I could use some bear. I am still... I'll do bear. It's fine. No, you do it. Why don't we both? You're probably... We can both dig. Okay, let's do it. You need it more. I need it, but let's both dig. Okay, dig, dig, fine.

Who'd you get? Four? He rolled a four. Four. So that- did I fail? Yeah. I'm having a problem. You go bear to criminal. Six? Um, I failed. So you go bear to criminal. That's not- No, no, y'all both fail the plan. You get bear points, you just don't succeed. When the plan fails, you go from criminal to bear. Yeah. So y'all- Oh yeah, sorry, criminal to bear. Yeah, so y'all get bear points, but y'all just- Are you calling that a digging? Show us how to dig, Sean. Go ahead, Sean. And now- he's a bee, so he's- He does his bee thing and he starts-

He starts digging like a bee. Yeah, like he's being a bee. The game plays itself. As bees dig. He digs through, but the hole isn't big enough. It's bee-sized. But it's a good start. But we could reach in and expand it now. Right. Sure. Reach in and grab it, see what happens. I reach in and grab it and start to expand the hole. An alarm sounds.

Gabe! Get him out of the way! I hacked him off! I hacked him! Okay. Yeah, he was hacked in! Alright, man. So I turned off. Alright. But then I turned on for one more second. No, no, no! Gabe, Gabe, Gabe, Gabe, Gabe!

*laughs* Gabe, you worthless son of a bitch, where's my beer? *laughs* My honey mead! *laughs* You're supposed to follow me, not break through the path that I'm not digging! How are they s- Okay, how are we gonna do that, Sean? Tell me! Well, I don't know, I'm not a bear. Alright, well we follow Sean exactly as he wants us to then. Down the tiny bee-sized hole. Yeah.

Just get us to the- the- the- fit for it! It does not matter. The alarms are disabled now anyway. Can I- can I like put a- put a stop to the alarms? Okay, the alarms are off, you guys can make your bear holes. Alright. Alright. Making a bear hole. Alright. Walking fast. Walking fast. You dig through, you drop down, now there's a series of tunnels, and there's guards patrolling. How many guards are in this place? A lot of guards. My god. There's a lot of bees. Uh, there's just one guard who's like, "Alright, get through here, we'll be home safe for the ones, honey." Okay.

We just gotta take out that one god. Sean's talking. Yeah, Sean. Can't you tell? Yeah. You wanna take him out? How are you doing? I'm good. Do it. I can do either. Do it. I can silence shoot him with my gun.

Do you have a gun? Flashback. We had planned this, you and I, we were sitting in the bar. Yes. At the circus. We had a man on the inside who we had paid off to drop a gun in the tunnels because we knew when we would get there we would need it. So it was hidden behind a loose brick. That's right. Right here in this passageway right here. Yep. It's a silenced pistol specifically for shooting bees.

Well, I'll be damned. You guys, you gentlemen are a bit sharper than I thought. You do get a point criminally. Yeah. Okay, go ahead. Okay. Make his day. All right, now you're thinking Dirty Harry. Oh, he's just telling you to make his day. I rolled a shoot. Nice. Two. Yay. Should I go for more criminal? Yeah, I want more criminal. And the guard collapses dead.

No, this is, we said it was tranquilizing. No, it was tranquilizing. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Passed out. After Gabe ate a bee earlier in the game. No body. It doesn't count if there's no body. Also, Gabe's always eating and drinking things he shouldn't be. And in that return in them. All right, so he's passed out. All right, let's right through here. What do you do with the body? I get it. He's tranquilizing. He's tranquilizing. Why would you tranquilize?

Just eat him! Hey, you should put it where you found the gun, right behind that brick. Do the old Indiana Jones maneuver. I stuff him into that brick. Yeah. And close the brick. Forever entombed. He's hit. No, it's- it's worth- you might as well kill him. No, it's loose enough that he can get out. Trust me. Once he wakes up, he'll wiggle out. Yeah. You brought him down here offering to share your casco and be Montalado. Montalado. Be Montalado.

All right. A Monty Bobby auto. A mental auto. All right, so they're digging. They're digging. There we go, right through here. And then, all right, there's the spot right there. Jimmy Stewart. I printed Jimmy Stewart. You want the moon? You want the moon? Sean Connery. Sean Connery. Sean Connery. All right, all right.

Alright ladies, it's right over here. The jaw is getting further from his mouth and face. The warden's stashed right through here. We just gotta make our way past these lasers. It's a nice office, right? This is the warden's office? The warden's office. And it's silent because it's night. Lasers. I mean, it's dark inside because it's night. Oh!

Lasers everywhere. Okay. And then there's a big safe looking door behind it. Okay. All right. We gotta be careful. Gabe, can you patch us in and show us the lasers? Gabe, get us the lasers. Take care of the lasers. What can you do with lasers? I can only turn off some. Maybe turn off as many as you can and then turn on the sprinklers. That way the lasers, we can see the water. You can use your smoke.

Hey Gabe, what are they saying? All right. He's just smoking. He's just smoking harder and harder. All right. Oh wait, I have a new piece too. Yeah, you do. Roll for criminal. See if that smoke works. You're getting a lot of mileage out of the cigarette. Maybe I don't want to. I can take it here. I take it out of his mouth and I use it again. He only smokes them. I'm the one who uses the cigarettes for other things. Yeah. You said roll for criminal? Yeah.

Four, perfect. All right. So now you see the intricate system. It's definitely something that is going to require some gymnastics or either you're gonna have to disable some of the mirrors in some way, or sorry, some of the lasers.

With mirrors? With mirrors, maybe. Okay, so they can see the lasers. You can see them now because of the smoke. Yeah, because of the smoke. But there's not a space big enough for a bear to get in. You just gotta disable some of them. Yeah, but it wasn't enough. Sounds like it's time for the bees to be put to work. Sean? I'm just making a statement. Either Sean or Yellow or... What about...

For acrobatics, what if Rocko heads to the tunnel and joins him? Am I small enough? He's just a boy. He is a boy. He is just a boy. I'm just a boy. He would be small enough. He's also, he is a thief. Okay.

Okay, I got this. But I gotta watch, someone's gotta watch you. I got this, I got this, I'm okay, I'll be okay on my own, I got this. Yellow's watching out. God, you're great, great. I'll be there watching. Okay. All right, Yellow, we're gonna have to work on your reflex skills, though, so if someone comes, you gotta really warn him. And also, hey, Yellow, the key is to slap the piss out of Gabe if he ever, if the, you know, you guys are noticed. Piss on Gabe. No, no, slap him.

Honestly, you could piss on him too. I mean, that works too. All right. All right, how do I get there? I draw you like a little like, elementary map on your paw. All right.

I can't read. It's a picture, it's a picture, it's a picture. Okay. All right, so you head down. Did you fall asleep, Rocco? Rocco, Rocco. Oh, sorry, I just, it's hard to see the map in my fur. Rocco, come in, Rocco. We need you down here. All right, I'm on my way, boss. All right, so do you go down through the tunnel that they dug, or are you giving them a different route? Probably go through the hallways.

Through the what? You're trying to go through the hallways into the warden's office? I mean, Rocco's dressed as a guard. Yeah. I'm a guard. I'm just going to nonchalantly walk down. Okay. To the warden's office. A 12-year-old guard. You can do it, Rocco. All right, so you walk up to the warden's quarters, and there's two guards stationed out front, armed.

Gentlemen, so old warden says he left his wallet in his office and I was going to go retrieve it for him. I'm his most trusted guard. He did tell me that. Well, how come you don't have the security clearance for the warden's office? Sure I do. Could I steal it off of one of them?

While I'm talking to them? I think you might... I cut the lights for a second. Okay. The lights flicker. The lights flicker. You got a moment. Could I sneak into the office behind them as the lights are flickering? I roll for criminal. Uh-oh. Come on, Rocco. Does this count as thief stuff? Yes. Okay. Three. So I think that passes? Yeah. Because I'm at a three. Same as or less. Okay. All right, so you pass through. And the lights come back on.

Rocco's gone. He must have walked away. He must have. All right. Rocco whispers that out

All right, so you make your way through and you join them at the front of the entrance. There's the lasers, you see them. Bobo, boss, long time no see. Rocko, damn good to see you, son. Damn good to see you. You gotta take that pixel out of your mouth, you're gonna cut your tongue and it's gonna be, I'm gonna have to talk to your mom about it. I have the eraser side of my mouth, sir. Oh, now you sound like Sean Calder, eh?

Alright, Rocko, I need to get through these lasers, use your fantastic, uh... Boy-like, boy-like agility. Boy-like sun bear, uh, you know... They are a lanky bear. They are very creepy-looking bears. They're horrifying. When they stand up, they look like a man in a bear costume. I look up sun bears. You know, really quick, to inspire him,

Papa! *laughs* Oh!

You know, sir, it means a lot that you said that. I feel really inspired, but I really hope my tears don't accidentally hit one of these lasers now. Oh, no. It's okay, Rocco. You can take a moment to collect yourself, and then you can get into that warden's office. Rocco limbers up. All right, so you're going to roll for criminal? Yeah, acrobatic.

But do I get to do good? Or is that... I mean... He's acrobatic. That's exactly what he brought him on for. He's a thief! Is he stealing something? It's like Captain Zeta-Jones. Alright, alright. We all saw the trailer for Entrapment. None of us watched the movie, but... I saw it. Yeah, I did. Did that work? Okay. It's amazing. You've never seen a bear do cat-like reflexes like this. I mean, this bear's flipping through the air. Yeah.

It's almost like I mean you worked at the circus and this is you've never seen anything like this Wow serious acrobatics. That's my boy. That's my boy. Yes, sir And there he's at the front. He's got the system right there. You just gotta disarm it. All right Wait pause don't do any more criminal stuff Everybody instantly did the same thing Not everybody reacted

Rocko if you do one more criminal thing, I might lose you my boy. Yeah. I don't know if I can do that. What do you suggest I do? Maybe just like go bear on it. Is there anything you could do to reconnect to your bear roots? Could I? I can't have a flashback of me being born into a little bear cub. That's criminal. I need bear. I need some bear stuff. When I got honey from the infirmary, is there still bits of honey on my fingers that I could like lick off?

What if Rocko mauls it? That's what I'm saying. I mean, do you want to try and maul it? I'll try to maul it. Just go bear on the... All right, yeah. I'm so pumped up from the fact that I just avoided all those lasers that I'm just going to... And you have a dad now? Yeah. I'm just so pumped up. Six, that passes. No, that fails. Oh, no. But you get a point bear, but it does not disable the alarm. All it does is just scratch it. But I do get a point bear.

He's going back to me. This is a good boy. This is a good rocko. Can I send them the codes? Can I figure out-- is that in the system? You want to try and figure out the warden's passcode? Yeah. 8008. Boom.

Yeah, you try and hack into his email maybe and see if you can find the code. Send him an email saying that he won, that you're a Nigerian prince. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You're gonna send him $45 million. These bees are really stupid. Yeah, yeah, if you can find the warden's passcode. So you're gonna email him? Yeah, I'm gonna email him and say that, yeah, I'm a Nigerian. Okay, roll for criminal. Wants him to invest in our needs. Flicky, you do criminal? You good? Yeah, I'm good. You square? Yeah.

Fine. All right. I got this. All right, guys. One. Yes. All right, so you send an email, and what does the email say? Dear Warden, we are here to inform you that you have lapsed on your Norton Antivirus subscription. And...

We require your login information in order to rectify some errors in your account. - That's good, that's good. I like that. - Send it immediately. Oh my goodness, here's my login information and send it.

Oh wow, he's just sitting at home checking his email, huh? Yeah. Sounds like me. He never turns off, alright? That's admirable. Well, that's why he's got to protect himself from attackers. So I send him the code. Yeah, send him the code. Enter it in. Alright, I got the code. Can you read it out to me? Uh, zero. Zero. Zero. Zero. Zero. Zero. Zero. Zero. One. Hold on, hold on. I think I messed up. Okay, zero. Zero. Zero.

Zero, zero, zero, zero, zero, zero, one. I think I did one too many zeros. I had it backwards, I had it backwards. One. Zero, zero, zero, zero, zero, zero. The lasers snap off. First try. Clear to the start. And you walk in and there's a clash. A cage drops down around you.

Who's all in here though? All of you and Sean. You're out and you and Yellow are out. I'm gonna try to eat my way out of the cage. Wait, wait, wait. The cage crashes down on you. And all of a sudden... No!

Like a caged bear. I don't like caged bear things. It's Sean. It's gotta be Sean. No, it's Iceberg. Sean was a bear all along. Warden Norton, a Louisiana black bear. Inners. Oh no. What? The warden's a bear? Wait a minute. Brilliant, brilliant work. Couldn't have done it better if I had planned the whole thing myself. Sidney Graham. He was the guy. He was the inside job that gave it to you. I did plan the whole thing. Dun, dun, dun.

Who do you think was writing those letters to Iceberg? Oh my god. Huh? Simple little Iceberg. He's dead now, right? Yeah. Good. Died in my arms. Drowned of Coca-Cola. I just couldn't stop pouring it on him. He would have died from other, you know, whatever. I was a thief just like all of you once. I'm the only thief in this group.

Well, I was a heister. Okay. Just like all of you. But then I found it a little more profitable to steal from the inside of the system. I wrote these letters to Iceberg because one of the damn fools tried to break into my prison so I could discover any remaining security weaknesses. Which I must thank you for discovering all of them for me. With your help, I've made this prison completely impenetrable.

Take that one more time, Warden! It's completely impenetrable! Ah, ah, yes.

Now you'll learn firsthand though how unbreakable this prison is. That's so foolish. Because you're gonna spend the rest of your lives rotting away here. While I take honey baths. He's transcontinental, he's going all over the place. He got the honey Jack Daniels. Take my honey baths and honey showers in my honey wagon. Ew. Oh, no, you don't wanna go. I don't think you know what a honey wagon is. That's where I keep my honey in the bathroom.

I like to keep myself bathed in honey at all times. I just love honey. Now, enjoy yourself. I'm gonna go take a bath. Well, have good luck with that, because I have your bath honey in my pockets. What?

You see, when we were in the bathroom earlier- I need you- when you DM us, I need a lot more often for you to- What? I said just say what? We were in the bathroom earlier, I got wind of what was going on and I stole all your honey and put it in my pockets. Is that a flashback? That wind was actually mine. Wait, how- you stole- you gotta explain how you stole his honey from the bathroom when you were knocked out cold. Also, if you knew this plan,

Oh, the bathroom! Oh, yes! Yeah, we- I also have it in my pockets too, Bobo! Yeah, we all stole your bath honey and it's in all of our pockets. Right, Rocko? Yeah! That's not possible! How do you- Get my honey! Easy. With a heist. Wait a second.

Well if you want your honey, you have to come here and get it from us. You got- how- *sniff* You got honey? Guards, open the cage! I open the cage. *laughter* Well, they're gonna open anyway. Okay. Alright, give me the honey.

I pounce on him. Yeah! Also, gain a criminal. No! Oh no! You just flashed back to a plane. Or you lied. No, no, I was just lying. That was no flashback. Just lying. Well, that's a blow. Alright, well then, roll for criminal and see if this works, and you fool him. So you gotta fail this, you get more bear.

Fail this five. Oh, it's a success. He comes in. I mean he's fooled now you uh you gone mad I've gone mad and I really don't know you're you got mad with criminal. So you want to betray your team? Oh, no I let myself out of the cage and lock it behind Thanks, it was all part of the plan all along

I don't know why he's winking now if he's on the other side. Gabe, status update, we're locked in here and Bobo just left us. Bobo, what are you, like, I mean, you're abandoning the team at this point. Yeah, I'm double-crossing them. I'm gonna try to run back out the way we came in. Okay, you run out, back out. I mean, it's fine. Yeah. But if I've learned one thing on this mission, it's not the importance of honey, it's the importance of family.

We need to switch gears and we need to get Bobo back.

I was told to say if a stranger touches me that my body's nobody's body but mine and you could touch your own body and let me touch mine. The warden yells at me. Guards! Help! Help! I'm running down the hallway. You're running down the hallway and a bunch of guards run past you. Alright. And they're like, "Run past me?" Yeah. "Where's the warden? What's wrong?" That way. Okay! And they run. I put the prison on lockdown. All the doors are locked.

You're locked in the warden's office. So there's two guards outside of the cage with our prisoners and the warden locked in. And then we got...

crazy panda over there locked in the warden's office. So Bobo's gotta be something to get back to more bear, right? Right. If he can. Y'all gotta save, y'all gotta somehow get him under control. Gotta save Bobo. I set off the strobe lights in the warden's office. You know, the ones like if there's an emergency. And I set them off at the frequency that hurts bees. That's right. It's just like smoke. If you flash a light at a right frequency, they completely go night-night. Uh-oh. How are

How are you there? I'm okay. But I'm hacking. You get another. I have three. Got it. Okay. The strobe lights go off. Okay. And then I, in a bloody, berry rage, maul the warden. All right. It's a bear-on-bear action. I want it. And I do it in a terrifying manner. Okay. Ah!

Three. Three. Three. Yes? I don't know. What's your score? Two? No, it failed. Wait, I thought it was going to be lower. It's going to be lower. Oh, shh. Okay. But I have advantage because I'm scary. You're one. You're one. One. All right. So do you eat the warden or are you just small into what is this? Like on a scale of Leonardo DiCaprio in Revenant to like full on dead. What?

What is that for me? Do I kill him or do I not? He double crossed us! End him! End him! I... Yeah, but he might have information. I'm hesitant to kill a main character. Rocko, this is why you, my son, you brought me back down. I was gonna give in to my rage, but I revenant him. He's on the verge of death. Alright, so he's still there. Pfft.

And you got your point and bear. That's right. And then you got the two guards staring at the lights. But you're still in a cage. Now we go back to Bobo. What are you doing? Do I smell any honey anywhere? We're in the ward's staff room. You don't want honey. I want honey. No, he's a criminal. Well, no. Oh, yeah. I forget. You're trying to get out. I mean, you know it's in the bathroom. Yeah, I'll look for the bathroom. All right, you find the bathroom. It's right there. It's labeled bathroom. I start gorging myself on honey. All right, you start gorging yourself on honey. So then I bring him back down to bear. He's not back yet.

He's just eating honey. He's gone nuts. Y'all are gonna have to get him back. Okay, all right. So you got two guards staring at strobe lights, and y'all are locked in a cage. I still have my tranquilizing pistol from earlier when I shot that bee, remember? Swipe.

Take the shot. So they're out. All right, so you knock them out, and then what? Yeah, you're gonna roll for criminal. So it's gonna be three or lower? Three. All right, you pass to get one more criminal. Beast, knock down. Kill the guards! Kill the guards! The keys fall out of their hands as they collapse. Can I grab them? Yeah, grab the keys. I got it, boss! I stole those right off the floor. That's paid rock of you.

Great deal. Yeah. All right, so you open the gate and you got your mold. What do you do now? Roll mission, impalpable, five, six? Five, I can't remember. So when he's going through all the hallways and he says, Benji, open up all the doors. Yeah. All right, that's you, Gabe. Open up all the doors from us to Bobo. Is that Rugnation? Might have been. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Someone would go to Russia. Anyway, do you open the doors? I open one of the doors. I can't remember. Okay.

I open one of the doors. Okay, so then we're going through the doors to get to Bobo's. I'll open one. Then I go through that door. I'll open up just that one. Okay, all right, we're there. Open the dark room, Gabe! It's a bathroom door. Is it locked?

No, it was open, right? No, I'm asking you. You could have locked the back. I guess it was. Okay, all right. All right, we're face to face. Yeah, he just said they're eating. I'm face down, ass up. All right, well then I go over and I say, Bobo, come back to us. And I give him the biggest bear hug. And I just keep whispering, pickin' it baskets, pickin' it baskets. Just dancing around. Pickin' it baskets. Doing great, Rocco. Roll for bear hug. Roll for bear hug.

Both of them. Bobo, I mean, it's up to you. Bobo, what do you do? I'm very full and lazy, so I just absorb the bear hug and let the bear goodness wash over me. He's back. Yeah! Yeah! Bobo, we missed you. Right at this moment, several guards come down. Yellow, there's two guards. Oh, no! They're coming, and then the guards are coming down. What happens? What do you do? I

I poop in the office. Okay. I take the biggest poop I've been holding, the biggest honey badger poop I've been holding back. Yeah, because we got so rushed in that other part. Yeah, and I poop, and I... I don't know how you could fail that. You could just have a bear point. The bee, the bee, oh my god! What the? There's a mess in here!

Oh my god, it's terrible! What is going on?! S-s-somebody left a mess, someone get facilities and it's- It's you! I'm- why- we see you! I made an accident, I need help! Oh my god! Uh, can you wipe me, please come in? Oh, no! Okay... Le-leave me with my shame. Gladly! 'Kay.

All right, now y'all gotta get out of the prison. So we gotta collect Gabe. We gotta put all the honey we can in our pockets. That's right. And get out of here. And we gotta collect Gabe too so that we can all get out together. Gabe, meet us at the rendezvous point. Right. Yeah. And I'll say this, in the bathroom, there's a really nice bathroom, you know, one of those little bathroom kits, you know, where you keep all your toothbrush and... Toothbrush stuff. And inside of it, pure manuka extract.

Ooh, that's the good stuff. Worth $5 million. $5 million? Honey? In bear dollars. Wow. Bear dollars. That's going to get us a lot of high points. It's 8.5% less than the last one. Y'all still got to get out of here. And here's the deal. The whole system is in lockdown.

I'm locked out of the system. I can't do anything. Yeah, but didn't you lock it down? I did. The prison's in high alert. How do you get out? I took the poop on the computer. Oh my God, Gabe. How do you get out? We go back to the tunnels, and instead of digging to the right to the warden's office, we dig to the left out under the wall. Yeah.

I'm not digging! So you're just gonna dig, you're gonna try and dig out of the prison? Yes. And Yellow and Sean are with us. It's important that they get out with us. Alright. Should we do a prison break, just like full on? Get all these bees out of here? I don't have any control over that. Make a big enough hole, a bear-sized hole. Yeah. Get them all out of here. Save all the bees. You're talking about a full-on prison break? Yes, Yellow. Yes. Well, I'll see you in Zewatinego.

I understand that reference. He didn't even say the right place. I wouldn't know any better. I'm 12. Let's get busy buzzing or get busy dying. There it is, and I eat him. No!

I spit him out, I spit him out. You crazy? Just a little bit. All right. Since I'm a honey badger, I go through the vent. And I get through the ventilation system back to the cell. Okay. And yellow follows me. All right. You follow through. Y'all are now on the cell. Wait, you said you're in a cell.

I'm at the cell that we originally made the first hole in. And then where do you go? I go down and start digging. Digging in them and you all meet them there? Yeah, we start digging out towards the wall at Freedom. That's right. How are we supposed to let all the others out? Well, that's, frankly, that's not Bobo's concern. Well, I think these bars look awful lot like bamboo, Bobo. What? Did you say bamboo?

I start eating the bamboo. So you run back up and start eating all through the ball. He's just taking bites out of bars. And it's working. Yeah. My God. Look at him go. And then all the bees are buzzing. And the guards are freaking out. Yeah. Yeah.

Carnage and you're breaking out you dig through what feels like miles and miles of the worst things and you know bees never seen before the shock You wash free

And all the bees are flying out and it's crazy and you hear sirens in the distance, but they're looking for bees not for bears. Yeah! And all they find is a warden mauled nearly to death with dirty books, sploot out. What was that word? Dirty books. Sploot out all over the place. Cause this dirty business. What kind of dirty books are these? What got on all over these books?

- Well, it's dirty business. - The warden's dirty business. - Booby books. - And you guys get out. What do you do now that you're out free? - Let's split this manuka four ways and make it to the different corners of the earth. - Tell us, what happens in 10 years? - Bobo builds the greatest mansion he could ever dream of out of bamboo. It was unwise because he ends up eating his house.

and ends up living on the street. - So he wastes it all. - Mm-hmm. - Chat saying split. - What does he do after that? What does he go back to? - He dies alone in the gutter. - Oh no. - Never uttering his last name to anyone. - Bobo, why would you do that to yourself? Jesus, good lord. Gabe? - Gabe waits for Bobo to die.

and then sells the information of Bobo's last name to the highest person on the market because Gabe took all of his money from the heist and blew it all on... Higher education? Bad bitcoins. Bitcoins. Beatcoins. Yeah, B-coins. B-coins. And lost all of his money on the Bitcoin market. NFBs. Yeah, NFBs. And so I sell Bobo's...

uh, last name, because he's famous as that one bear who made a bamboo house and then ate his own house. And I sell that name to the highest bidder on the market. Highest bidder. And I know his last name. What is it? It's Brooks. Brooks? Yep. Bobo Brooks. Bobo Brooks. Bobo, this is easy. What was it? What's the middle name? Bobo won't be easy, Brooks. Bobo won't be easy, Brooks.

What about you two? So after a couple more heists together, you know, Gerald and Rocco become best buds. And at some point, Rocco brings some adoption papers over to Gerald. Y'all adopt a bear? No, he adopts me. I thought he was already your son. I mean, I said it like it was like a figurative. Oh, I thought you were saying that you were his actual son. No, no, no. He's my son bear, and I said he was like my son. Sometimes you gotta make...

Oh, okay, okay. That's good, that's good. Adoption papers make sense. And I end up on the top of the subreddit crying dads, our crying dads, because I'm so happy that he wants me to be his dad. His papa. Yeah, and I live a nice, happy life. I'm no longer a washed-up bear. I'm a successful... A don't eat up bear? No, I'm good. I do a clean life. I live out the rest of my days clean. Well, little did they know, but...

Rocco, at the end of the heist, gave the rest of the bears the foraged honey and took the real honey for himself and Gerald. - Oh no! - But they got screwed over. That's why I died alone in a ditch. Damn you, Rocco! - What about, what about Yellow? - You tell us. - Yeah, man, it's you, man. - I was hoping that we could go build a little beehive on the beach in Mexico. - Would a bee really want to build a beehive with a bear?

I don't know if the beach is also a very good place for bees to find home. A lot of flowers. He's just trying to honor the sausage. You know all the flowers on the beach? That's what he does. And he dies because there's no flowers on the beach. And then so you're saying you double crossed them and took all the honey. Yeah. That's funny you should say that.

Another twist? Sean Connery. He took all the honey, and he made it out like a bandit. But I'm the bandit. And then I hacked his bank account and took the money to myself. Oh, damn. And he ran away with the prom queen. Mission accomplished. What an adventure. Good honey heist, boys. Good honey heist. Go Bears!

Duh bears. But thank you for joining us. This was our first attempt at doing this. We kind of want to make this a regular thing. If you guys enjoyed this, play some other RPGs, meet some new friends along the way. Duh bears. Duh bears. So, thank you to Chris for DMing us. Good job, Chris. Chris, the DM-erous. And shout out to Ben for producing this. And for dying broadcast. Thank you so much. Thank you. Bye. Bye.