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Actually, I'm a Libra, so I can't date you. You're a Gemini. Ew. Our compatibility is just not there. Uh, what? We literally just met. Yeah, uh, it was very nice meeting you. This is over. Bye!
Astrology. That is booty cheeks. I'm struggling to understand how people believe it. Like, listen, the way the stars align and what month you were born in has nothing to do with your personality. I hope you know that. And I know it's a pretty controversial take to have in 2023 because I mean, a lot of girls, I mean, some men too, but are kind of up in
arms about astrology. But I mean, mostly girls like astrology. Some people kind of just casually look at it and kind of just take it into consideration, but they're like, okay, this is definitely not 100% fact. Good, because you shouldn't think it's 100% fact. And if you do, you're just fucking stupid. I'm sorry. And it's kind of the same thing as like your gemstone personality traits. Like it's like what month you were born in, but obviously it's not 100% fact. Like the month you were born in does not determine your personality at all. According to zodiac signs, apparently all
I am lethargic. I literally run two YouTube channels for God's sake. How the fuck am I lethargic? And apparently I'm down to earth even though I overthink a fuck ton. Yeah, it makes no sense. Like, I mean, I am a pretty loyal person, sure. But I mean, most of these traits just aren't right. And I guarantee you, if I look up any other sign, I'll be able to match at least one of the traits.
See, if I look up Aquarius, it says they don't like being instructed what to do. Marked by independence. Well, I guess I'm an Aquarius then because I don't like being instructed. I don't want to enter the rat race. Fuck all that. Like this whole thing just really doesn't make sense at all. Like this whole Zodiac shit, like it just doesn't line up.
Like, if I were to tell somebody that I was a Taurus, like, right off the jump, like, they would assume my entire personality, which just makes absolutely no sense. Like, how could you just assume that about somebody? Like, you haven't even gotten to know them yet. Like, it's just a random generalization that somebody came up with. Like, it's just not true at all. Even some people literally base their friends off their star sign, too. They'd be like, oh, yeah, you're a Taurus, and I'm a Leo, so we can't be friends. Like, how does that even... Like, if you guys vibe together, just be friends.
friends like what the fuck why does a star sign matter in the equation even NASA themselves said it was all bullshit so obviously I'm not gonna believe some astrology girl over NASA like it just does not make sense in the first place so why would it even be true but not only does that come into play with friendships yeah it comes into play with dating for sure and some girls are really into astrology like if you walk into the room and you see this poster
Run. Get the fuck out. It's definitely not worth sticking around. Like, if you trust your gut and you're like, damn, I definitely shouldn't be here, then run. If they're deep into astrology like that, I think it's a pretty big red flag. I'm not gonna lie. And dating, of course, that's when compatibility comes into play. And a lot of people look at your star signs, like, in terms of, like, how compatible are you guys gonna be? Like, I
looking at this right now and it's like it's like a taurus and aquarius compatibility chart or some like that so apparently if you're a taurus and aquarius and you're dating it's just not gonna work man it's over like i'm looking at this and it says like a marriage would be unstable with these two signs like what the
I'm pretty sure there's people out there who are Taurus and Aquarius. They're in a happy relationship because none of this shit fucking matters. Nobody's ever thought about that possibility, huh? Maybe that just doesn't matter. All that really matters. What comes to dating is values. And if you have, you guys have the same values that align your relationships going to last much longer. If you guys have different values, that's what's going to cause you to fight more often.
That's just how it works. Like if you guys have the same values, you're going to be more alike, which means you're going to argue a lot less. So obviously that's the whole thing with compatibility. Like are your values aligned? The star sign has nothing to do with it, bro. Oh my. And not to mention astrology girls are some of the most toxic people on the planet. They really out here discriminated people based on their Zodiac sign. Now that's crazy. Like if they're a full on astrology girl really into it, they got all the crystals, they got the
card readings on deck. Like, yeah, it's fucking run, dude. People that really be into it just take it way too far, bro. You never be winning with them. They know all the signs, personality traits from the back of their hand. They know all the fucking elements and shit. They know everything about astrology and they live their life with astrology and they really think that's the solution to every single one of their problems. Oh, if this person did this, oh, it's because of their sign that that's why they did that. They're
Just such a Libra, man. Ugh. Like, dog, what the fuck? That has nothing to do with it. Say you want to change something about yourself, right? Like, you want to change a certain aspect about yourself. These are going to make excuses and be like, oh, no, that's just a part of my personality trait. I can't change that. Yes, you can, bro. If you put in the work, you can change it. I've been quiet.
and shy my entire life. And I'm trying to change that. Why do you think I started a YouTube channel? Hey man, I'm working on it. Bro, that's like me sitting there and be like, oh yeah, man, I'm just going to accept it. I'm a Taurus instead of like actually getting out and trying to talk to more people. Like, yeah, sure. It does hinder my social ability, but I'm not going to sit there and accept it. Obviously I'm going to try and change it. Oh, my bad. I just lit an entire park on fire. That's just me being such a shaman.
Am I right? Yeah, so my bad for cheating on you. I'm just a Scorpio. So, you know, I saw this dude Chadley at the party and I just had to sleep with him, you know? That's crazy that they really be blaming everything on their Zodiac signs. Or if they see you do something and they're like,
Ugh, I knew you would do that. You're such a Taurus. Ugh. Bro, shut your stupid a- It really just does hurt my brain that they really be blaming everything that happens to them in life on their fucking star sign. You gonna live your entire life by the month you were born in? That's crazy. How are you gonna do that, bro? You can't limit yourself like that, man. There's another part of astrology that a lot of people don't really know about.
And I kinda just found out about this thing's existence like, I don't know, a month ago? I found out about the whole astrology card reading. So yeah, apparently in astrology there's card readings. And people like take these cards out on a deck, shuffle them, and you know, they lay them out and it basically determines your past, your present, and your future. I guess that's the whole point of it.
You're gonna get different results every single time. So obviously it's not fact at all. Yeah, sure. It does help you reflect on your life and kind of just think about your past experiences and shit like that a little bit more and where you want to go in the future. That's good. But if you like live your life by this stupid ass card reading, what?
And apparently there's like services that like offer people to do the card reading for you, I guess. There's literally a place like a few blocks away from my house that does like astrology sign readings and card readings and shit like that. You have to be an absolute fucking dumbass to pay for that. Who in their right mind is gonna drop some bands on a fucking card reading?
nobody i'm still shocked that that place hasn't gone out of business yet how are they still up and running i don't know i have not seen a single soul ever walk into there in my entire life it's kind of like fortune tellers like it's just all it's just a generalized statement that people like fully believe it's just so dumb and you got to look at everything with astrology with a grain of salt because it's just all super like spiritual stuff and it's just not real
Like, let's be honest. But it gets you thinking of who you are and just helps you reflect on your past actions, what you're gonna do in the future. Yeah, that's like the only good thing about astrology. But apparently in astrology, there's also like elements in astrology. There's fire, earth, water, and air. Like, bro, what the fuck? Is this Avatar? Like, what the fuck?
But apparently guys if I keep training my spirits and I master the element of earth I'm just gonna start being an earth bender an avatar. I knew that's what my life's true goal was cut out to be man I knew that I was gonna become an earth bend, you know, it's screwed screw doing YouTube man I gotta start training so I can become an earth bender like I'm just looking at this now and it is so fucking confusing like I'm reading this right now and
It says like, I'm looking at elements like meaning. They're referred to as the life-giving source. They're accompanying zodiacs. What? What the hell does that even mean? What does that even mean? I'm so fucking confused. Like, I'm so lost. Now, my friend's girlfriend is pretty into astrology, right? And I don't know how he does it. I don't know how the fuck he understands all this bullshit, but I...
I don't get it. I really don't. But his girlfriend taught him all the ropes of astrology and I don't know fucking shit about it. I'm just completely lost when it comes to that shit, man. I don't know anything. The element of the earth is attached to signs, Taurus, Virgo, and Capricorn. It also rules the second, the sixth, and the seventh houses. Bro, what is this?
Harry Potter like what the what the hell are houses? I'm so confused man. I don't think i'm ever gonna learn this So apparently, you know, I really want material possessions. Hey, man, I am a bag chaser So fuck it man, maybe maybe I am the earth sign or whatever the fuck that means. I don't know I mean, I really don't even buy material goods I kind of just save my money for the most part and apparently there are sun and moon signs like i'm completely lost and basically regular language
The sun sign is where basically the sun was positioned at the time of your birth, and same thing with the moon. But bro, if I were to explain to somebody apparently what my quote-unquote "sun sign" is, I would sound like such a fucking nerd. I'd be like, "Well, actually, I was born in the year 5th,
55 a.m. So the Sun was positioned exactly at this latitude and London like bullshit. Yo stupid Yeah, it just makes no sense, bro I don't know how many times I said that in this video But yeah, the next thing I gotta talk about is like the crystals apparently and now crystals apparently kind of like a line with your zodiac sign I don't know this makes no sense if you look at this fucking chart in
It's like a big-ass astrology chart. It's just gibberish. Like, this all looks like fucking hieroglyphics to me. I don't know how somebody could possibly read this and just be like, yeah, so that's you. Like, what the fuck? Like, there's no way I am ever gonna be able to look at this and understand and comprehend what in the fuck this means. And this chart right here has everything. The entire nine yards. Your sun sign, your moon sign, your crystals, your whatever, your element. And apparently, each element
Element has an animal? Can you guys be studying this shit like a science? Like, how the fuck do you do it? Like, I just don't know. Like, me personally, I could never. Holy fuck, there's a back to this too. What the fuck? There's some shit about planets and psychological drives. The 12 houses or whatever the hell. What?
What does that even mean? And there's like a rising sign. Signs just look goofy as hell too. If you have this chart in your room, I am not going to look at you like you're a normal person. I hate to break you the news, but I'm going to look at you like you're crazy. And if you have an astrology girlfriend, be prepared because that's the first thing you're going to have to go through when you walk in. So yeah, we're going to start do your little star reading right now and just see...
What your exact zodiac is like bro at that point I would jump out the fucking window doesn't matter what happens to me If I break a leg, I break a leg Oh, well, if i'm keeping it a beam with dogs better than going through that shit watch some videos on the end screen I'll catch y'all later. Peace
