A Pantsuit of Fur with Teddy Bear 55:32

It's the Church of North Dakota. Okay. Hi guys. We are continuing a rich tradition we're starting because you are our second extremely celebrated adult actor. Yes. Model. Who's the first? We had Wesley about a month ago. Wesley Woods. And you didn't think of contacting me? Well, we tried, but your publicist is, um, she's on vacation. Yeah. And we said, Wesley, is it? And he said, we have beef. She's hibernating. Oh, yeah.

Once in a while, I actually hit the right button. That was good. We're bringing on an actor, a model, an Instagram influencer, a purveyor of incredible merchandise. Look at the material. Oh, that's cute. I like it's got ventilation. Yes, I love it. You can't tell, but Katya is in awe right now. Yeah, I'm squirting. Just gaping. I have your McDaddy hat too, which I love.

I have to actually give you another one because I changed it to another manufacturer. It's actually even better. The quality. The quality is unmatched. We have Teddy Bear. Thank you, Teddy Bear. That's actually Mr. Teddy Bear Grr. Oh, excuse me. That's the full name. Mr. Teddy Bear Grr. You know, of all of our guests, I probably know the least about you.

Really? That's a compliment. We've cheated a few of our first ones. You know the least about me. You've seen me naked. Yes, but I don't know your real name. We don't know the real you. Wait, is it Michael? It's Michael. I'm a stalker. I was like, you don't know, but I know your address. Your mother's made your name.

Is it bad that I've booked people on this show because I see them on Grindr and I go, great, they're close. They're in the neighborhood. It's not a big commitment. That's no, I completely. That's how I film OnlyFans. Oh, I'm like, you're nearby. You know what? Let's make content. Oh, my God. Today's the day for technical difficulties because you are of the porn generation where you

Self-film, self-direct, self-anything. Yes, DIY. That's incredible because we were talking to, when we had Wesley on, who we love, hello Wesley, we were talking about certain people are famous because of studios and certain people have the privilege of

You are the judge, jury, and executioner of your own content. Yes. Do you love it? I love it because so I actually started out in studio work. Okay. And I hated it. Really? Why? Because so when you film studio work, and I know it's different for some people, but it's usually like six to eight hours of filming. That's six to eight hours of fucking.

That's about seven hours and 40 minutes longer than I'm interested in. So of six to eight hours of fucking, there have got to be breaks and stuff.

Little breaks? There's little breaks, but you're not allowed... What she's really asking is, could I get a smoke break? Yeah, yeah. Can I get... If I'm fucking for six to eight hours, how many cigarettes do you think I can smoke? If they're doing a tight shot on the dick, can she... Yeah. Well, yeah, your hand's out of camera, so you're fine. Yeah. Do you ever... Okay, well, okay. No, really, seriously, are there breaks in the six to eight hours? There's breaks, but you...

need to stay in the zone because you obviously you're either getting fucked or fucking and you just want to still make a good scene plus you also especially if you're bottoming you can't eat in between takes of course yeah so the thing about you start getting tired because they also because it's studio work and studio for some reason is all about like the

acrobatic positions. Yeah. So they want you like your one leg behind your back arm out here back flipping crunching your abs and looking perfect. Yeah. And then your face is like maintaining that like erotic thrall of the blah blah blah. And then right as you're finally managed to get that position you have a director your face shouting you come.

What is more sexually inviting than that? Shishi LaRue's in your face. Shishi LaRue in her voice. Leaning her gnarled corpse over the camera and going. My weenie would turn into a clit. It would just go in. Oh my God. And like, I just remember when I did studio work, I would have to mentally just get into like to make myself do that. That it was just so inauthentic because the whole time you're just terrified. You're like, am I going to come right? Somebody shouts at me, come. Oh my God. That's the equivalent of like,

That's the equivalent of like, I don't know, an actress doing a tear on camera. Yeah. I think it's a little bit harder. I think it's harder. Yeah, it's actually harder. I'm literally getting...

- Oh, that was kind of a sad thing. - You're asking me to expel my baby children on cue. - Not your baby children. Not your baby children. Not the baby children. - My baby bears. - No, the baby children. - Well, let's take it back because before you were an extremely, you're a very followed Instagram video creator and you have the two Instagrams. You have a little more of the family friendly one and then the one that's a little more like, all right, if you want to see me naked, this is where and when. - Well, yeah, 'cause so I have my art one, which is my real name, Michael Volcar.

And then I have Mr. Teddy Bear Grr. And it's funny because they have two different groups that follow. So on my TikTok, it's just my artwork. And my artwork on my TikTok is all about... I do Pixar drawings of people's pets that have passed away.

Oh, it's very adorable. And it's very like angelic because it's literally dogs with like angel wings. And all my followers on there are like, like Midwestern middle-aged women. Like paint your own, paint your own pottery studio mom. So innocent. And like my comments back are always like, so very like, oh, like I've never say a swear word. Oh,

Little do they know that they're buying art from a gay porn star. That your fucking hairy hole is spread open. Multi-talented hands. And that's how I draw, actually, with my hole. Oh, I love that. So can I ask, taking it back, before you were this accomplished, what was the gateway? Like, did you have a porn drag mom? How did you start? No, so, I mean, I started out by being a go-go dancer in the typical, you know,

of go-go dancer is you evolve into a porn star. - Yeah, you do the go-go dancing. - Sexy photo shoot. - Sexy photo shoot. - Private dancing. And then sometimes escorting before porn. - I actually never did escorting. - Well, the days, it's barely the day. - And the reason why is, and it's not judgment from doing it, it's because the reason why I got into porn

is because I never wanted to go back to retail and customer service. Oh, God. And escorting felt like retail to me. Interesting. Say more about that. It just... Customer service, right? Because it's just... It was another thing where you'd have to be completely in on the moment. Like, you have to...

Be fake and be like, I'm really into this even though I'm not. And I was like, I can't go back to that. If I'm going to do this life, I just want it to be the most authentic me I can be so that I actually enjoy it. Did you feel that way? I felt like...

I think it's like definitely customer service, but I liked it. You know, I also liked, I just thought it was like a one-on-one kind of, I think of it more like a massage kind of thing. Yeah. Like, like a relief provider, almost like a nurse. Yeah.

It's one of those people who specialize in transitioning people to death. Palliative care. Yeah. I'm like the guy who ferries you to the afterlife. Yes. A wet nurse of death. Wet nurse of death. Wet nurse of death. Wet nurse of death. That's great. Yeah.

But I get what you mean about the similarities. Customer service is like rotten. And I worked in retail too. It's just rotten. Well, so I always tell people that I have gotten fucked less by doing porn than I did doing retail. Hello. Hello.

Really? And not physically fucked. I mean, like, you know, metaphorically. Oh, yeah, I got you. You're like gangbanged at Macy's on the clearance rack. I'm like, were you a squirt girl? Were you a squirt girl at the Nordy's? Mince Camuto. Oh, my God. It's Pink Friday. Get a free tote bag. I was like, that's what you mean by squirt girl? Yeah, I used to work at a mall, but they just had a shooting yesterday. Again. That was the wrong sound effect. Shit. I meant. I'm sorry.

Sorry. Another shooting. But I worked at one of those malls that unfortunately there was a flash mob or gang activity or a shooting. And like once a year we'd have to evacuate. I love that a flash mob and a shooting are the same. No, but it wasn't like a dance flash mob. It was like show up tomorrow. We're going to break shit at the mall. It was like a flash mob stir. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. So, you know, when you work in retail, you do have to know your exits sometimes. Absolutely. Shit. Retail employees save lives.

I was watching the news that shooting happened and they were like, yeah, we were in the Eddie Bauer and the general manager heard the gunshots and grabbed all of us in the store and ran us out of the building. I'm like, you better work, Biba. Anyway, it's a lot like pornography. You know what's sad? You know what's corporate literally was telling them, okay, now go back to work. Oh, corporate's like, are you going to get me those statements? But did you fold those t-shirts in a perfect square? So you were go-go dancing and then was someone like, have you ever thought about

So I had been approached a few times by studios. I love that. I've been approached. I've been approached. And no, so I made a decision. If I was going to do it, I was only going to do it with studios that A, are respected and B, are going to make me look good. Sure. Yeah. So if I did that. But when I did it, they were like, okay, so what's your name going to be? I decided like if I'm going to do porn, I want to make sure I take it fun by not taking it too seriously. Yeah. And so that's why I decided to call myself Teddy Bear. Mm-hmm.

There's also two reasons. The second reason why was because I knew if I created Teddy Bear as my name, it'd be a lot harder for people to pirate my videos.

Because I was going to say I was Googling teddy bear and the Wikipedia for teddy bear comes up and it's like a plush novelty animal. Whenever you sent that to me, I was like, bitch, you can't afford the $9.99 to go look right now. You just bought three houses last weekend. I know. Drag her. Please drag her. I can't afford your subscription. Drag her. One of the problems was that's where I spent all my money, but I was on Corn Hub.

you know, corn hub. Yeah. And it was, I was doing a little research and I searched teddy bear and there's an alarming number. I'm not, listen, I'm not yucking anyone's yum. Live your life. There's an alarming number of, it's either him or men sticking their dicks in actual teddy bears. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I didn't know about it. And I was like, do you know about this? He was like, of course I know about it. I get it sent a

a lot by people being like I'm thinking of you just fucking their teddy bear honestly have you thought about doing that to a teddy bear because maybe for those people that's like the ultimate crossover culmination what's that super hero movie with all the people in it Avengers Avengers Avengers come game yeah that would probably be my grand finale when I'm just hanging up the towel for teddy bear just one last like

Yeah. Inception fucking myself. Yeah. And just go. And what's the song that plays while it happens? I don't know. You can sing it. You can sing live. Mariah Carey. Yeah. The Titanic song. Or Whip It by Deep. Whip It. Something in that vibe. How long have you been doing? So when, what studios did you work for? So I worked for Raging Stallion, Man.com, Bromo, the guy's site, which is my only video I ever did where I was quote unquote straight.

Oh. Oh. So you were straight but then you were like this is my first time with a guy. Oh no it was even better. So I got it because it was a super easy gig. That one is the only one I actually in Studio Porn I liked because it was probably a half hour of work. Sure. And like I

I got full pay for it. Oh. And all I had to do was try a dildo for the first time. Oh, wow. Oh, so it was a character study. It was like, I've never done it. Well, I love whenever I did it because, of course, the director, like, I actually lied to him. I was like, oh, yeah, like, I'm bi, but I'm kind of curious. Because I wanted him to believe that I was. I wanted him to believe me. Pulling the wool over their eyes. No, you were doing, what is it? Like a.

Immersive theater. Yeah. Method acting. You were Jared Leto putting a dead rat in the trash can. Yeah. You had to shadow straight people for like six months before. Interesting. So I'm always like when I, I, I'm always wondering myself, like, why do they bother with the whole, the straight straight thing? Just let me know, by the way, I'm not a good actor. Yeah.

- Can you give, what is your impression of a straight actor? - So what were you wearing? - I mean, you're straight very like, to point it to me right now. - The voice and everything like that, that's easy. I know how to like walk like a gorilla and all that stuff.

But it was when the dildo came that he had to stop. He goes, so you put that in there a little bit too quick. Oh, yeah. Yeah, it just like sucked up. It hit the sides. Yeah. So you were acting, but your hole was like, mama, this is another stay at the office. Just sucked it on up. Obviously, when you're playing a straight character in porn, I'm assuming you have to do that earlier in your career before everyone knows you're a famous gay porn actor. Right, right.

Honestly, I don't even know what the straights are doing. I'm not worried about that anymore. Thank God. I know. Like, how did you really, what did you do to prepare for your straight role? Did you watch like a lot of, I don't know. Hit yourself over the head or something. Did you listen to Chumbawamba? Yeah. I feel like I did the most straight thing and I just decided not to try. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah

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Um, what, so what was, what has been the most challenging pornographic endeavor you've done and what has been the most rewarding? Hmm. I don't know. I don't know if it really would say it's challenging. It's just like I told you, I really didn't like, I didn't love studio work. I did enjoy the acting part, even though I wasn't good at it. It was fun. Yeah. But I would say the most rewarding for me was when I finally made the decision to myself that I was like, okay,

I am creative enough. I'm talented enough. Why don't I just run myself like on my own studio? Yeah. Like I'm take the night back. Yeah. Like I was done with having people decide who my scene partners were. I was. Oh, no shit. Would you show up to set and not even know who they were yet? Or would you have it? Yeah. Sometimes it would change. That's insane to me. And like, and that would bother me because I'm like, you know, part of it was like, I'd like to know and all this. And they would just, oh, here's your new scene partner. Get ready. He's going to be fucking you or you're fucking him.

And I know that's industry standard, I'm sure, but it feels a little bit like my body, my choice. Thank you. Actually, I like that. And that's why when I started doing my only fans, I took back power. I was like, oh, I can do this how I want. I can do this how like because there is a point in studio work that I started actually to hate sex and hate being a porn star.

Because and I didn't realize it because just like you said, I didn't like it because I realized I was being told to have sex with people and how to do it. I wasn't saying I want to do this. I want to do this position. I want to be with this person. Oh, versus when you're making it yourself. It's all your permission. Like we're doing this because I want to do it and we both get a little money. When also to so in studio work, they would. I was only allowed to bottom like rarely would they let me talk because. Really?

I only have a seven inch dick. Only seven. But in studio world, they're like, you have this little baby dick. You got nothing. Excuse me. Let me just say something. I've watched a lot of gay pornographic films in my life. Gay pornography is not known for giant clubs.

Do you know what I mean? Like, like straight porn. I feel like straight porn is predominantly huge. I think straight porn is big dicks, ugly guys. Sure. I'm just talking about dicks. Yes. Just talking about dicks. And gay porn is a wider range. It's more of a full package. Yes. What's your vibe? It's other things too, like your voice. Yeah. There's a lot more that sells it. But seven inches above average is,

And so that's ridiculous because I see some beautiful guys. That's not a disappointing bottom experience. No, it's not. No, it's not. Trust me. No, it's not. Especially six to eight hours. Hello. Mama. Hello. Hello. Hello. For six to eight hours, I'm looking for a dry roasted peanut. Yeah.

Like I'm not, I want a new beret. I want an IUD. A wet pinky. Yeah. A hundred percent. Can I pivot to your relationship with your body? Because being teddy bear, you obviously also picked that name because you are furry from head to toe. Here's suit. Here's suit. And the same with, I think we all at some point realize, okay, this is everyone else's dick and this is my dick. And where do I stand with your body hair? At what point were you like,

I'm assuming having body hair... Did you have it young? So, I've been hairy since I was about, like, 12, 13. Wee. Yeah, so, like, I mean... But when I first started getting hair...

Did not understand it. So the first thing I did with my beard when I had it as a kid was I grew Kid beard. Yeah, I'll be I owned up because I had mutton chops Yeah, cuz I thought that was cool because I wanted to look I wanted to look like Wolverine. Oh, yeah, that's cool. That's cool So I embraced that and then so I would say I probably have gone through about like three puberties as I say

Why have one? We were just talking about this. I think I'm going through my second puberty. You are. I am. What is this? What is it? Well, you're getting hairier. You are. You're getting hairier? I'm smellier. Interesting. I think my voice is getting deeper. Because men get a second puberty around 30. Interesting. I must have slept through mine. Other things too, like my sleep schedule's different. It's a lot of things. Hormone changes. A little more. Interesting. I don't know.

I'm a little more piss-off-able than maybe I used to be. Interesting. But it's mostly physical stuff. Okay. The metabolism. Okay. Yeah. Dropping. But I think I gain muscle faster than I used to. That's good. Anyway. Wait, so three puberties. So basically, progressively, every two years, I would get giant spurts of hair growing in my body. Oh, shit. More and more and just more.

But of course, you know, when you're a teenager and even like in my early 20s and especially the time I was just taught, like I was like, you're a monster. It's so gross. But I actually would. So as a 20 year old, I would always look at the mirror, look at myself and say, you're a monster. Fuck. To myself, I'd be like, you are disgusting. I was so mad at myself for having it. That's why I'm asking because listeners, if you haven't seen Teddy Bear, you're probably one of the hairiest people.

As far as like adult actors, the hairiest people. That's pretty much what I'm known as the hairiest guy on OnlyFans. One of the hairiest guys in porn. Yeah. And how did you like, I mean, I'm assuming it went from, you had to go through some kind of journey to now be like, this is it, sis. And what? It was. And like, it's the one thing I tell to my followers and subscribers all the time.

The sexiest thing you can ever be is confident. And like, that's why I told them, I was like, you know, the reason why so many guys are attracted to my body here, they'll even be like, I'm not normally attracted to guy that's hairy. I'm like, you may, you may not still not even be attracted to it, but you're attracted to the fact that you can tell because I'm not hiding it, that that guy is confident as fuck. Yeah. That's hot. And that hair is attached to my skin, which is me. Yeah.

So you can't take this off at night. Yeah. Did the studios mind? So the studios, even though they're like, oh yeah, we like that you're hairy, would also be like, but can you trim it? Can you just trim your, especially my back, they're like, can you just trim it a little bit? Just shape it. Just do this. Shape it. You're like, I can't reach it. Can you trim it? Yeah. I used to do that. And then that's, again, back in the beginning, like I would say it wasn't until two years ago that I finally reached the point where

And this is the blessing I'd say of like around getting close to turning 30 was that I reached a point where I was like, I'm just tired of caring. Yeah. It's exhausting. Yeah. I'm so tired. Imagine how tired we are. Yeah. Did you, um, so I'm imagining you probably experimented with different like hair removal kind of thing. Oh yeah. So what have you done? I have done, I have done waxing. I've done sugaring. I've done lasering and lasering was the most painful thing of my whole entire life. My whole entire back.

And it grew back. Yeah. This is laser hair removal. So this is after the laser hair. This is the porn after. I think like, I mean, you are a cheap pet. You obviously have a robust. Sponsored by Laserway. Look how great they do. Do the Manscapes and the Dollar Shave Clubs of the world reach out? And you're like, I don't have any use for that. Thank you so much. I mean, the Instagram algorithm, because it assumes like hair, hair, hair always is showing me like these ads of women who are saying, I like a man who's smooth down there. Uh-huh.

And I'm just literally like, do they pirate your pictures? Oh no, not that. Not that. No. It's like example of like what not to be. Oh yeah. I thought they would steal your picture and be like, it would be like a dollar shape club ad being like, like,

No, but I have had that happen in clubs in other countries before where people have taken pictures. They're like, you're promoted. The club is like, come see hit teddy bear. I'm like, I've never been to that country. I love that. That's happened to me too. Yeah. I'm like, I'd like to come. Yeah. There's a bar in Greece that open that they use the Chad sell picture of my face as their marquee. And people are like, is this your bar? I'm like, that's a straight bar in Greece. So yes. No. Yeah.

- Have you, so have you ever tried to wax yourself? - So I did do that actually. This is when I was in college and I was like, I'm gonna go home to my boyfriend and surprise him with like a new like a little gift. And so I decided I wanted to wax my own hole. - I've done that too. - Please tell me, please tell me. - And mind you this was-- - Tell us everything about it. - Well mind you this was also like in a dorm, so it was a shared bathroom that I now covered in blood.

Just literally. And like, you're just nodding. Yeah. It's funny enough. I also did mine in a dorm, in a dorm bathroom. Yeah. It's bleeding everywhere. This is all a product of people being afraid to talk about their body hair and then horrible bloody accidents happen. There's no, actually the other worst thing ever is. So the other one I have to tell you is I also neared and I once, when I was a teenager, I once neared a nipple off. Oh, stop it. Oh,

Do you know you can do that? You took off the nipple? No, you can't take your nipple off. Yeah, you can nair the whole entire skin of your nipple off. Did it grow back? Nair is wild. Well, obviously, you've seen me. I have nipples. It's not once, it's not painted on each time. Just like the epidermis or whatever. I haven't seen the unretouched nipples. Oh, no.

Yeah, Nair was wild. I remember that I had that for a while, Nair. It's a depilatory cream, right? Yeah, yeah. No, it's a wax kind of. It's like a green. No, no, no. It's not a wax. It's not. A wax is snatching. A depilatory is you leave it on. No. It goes into the follicle and it just comes out. No, that's not Nair.

Nair. Oh, so Nair is. I was saying Nads. Do you know what Nads is? Nads is what I use for my balls. For my nipples, it was Nairs. Yeah, Nair is the disgusting, like, ugh. You tore the ball hair out? That was, yeah. You waxed your balls? I'm not going to do just the hole and not do the balls. I know, but like, how do you even? Oh, my God. I just shaved my balls this morning. If I get a body hair, I'm like, I'm praying for it. I'm like,

But that's literally how much the shame went deep. Yeah. You're literally willing to torture your body because you're told if you have hair down there, you're ugly. And yet though, and yet like it's just, it seems, I mean, it seems like it's arbitrary in a way because there's plenty of people who are like, I can't wait to, you know, they want to get hair, they want to be older, they want to be mature or then there's guys

guys who love and prefer, you know, hairy guys. That's definitely true, but I will still say that like the general consensus, especially for back hair, is that that's not allowed. Right. Because it's very much in the gay world where for some reason told like, okay, now we've accepted hairy chest, we've accepted beards,

You can have some hair in your pubes, all this, but your back needs to be a smooth, silky walrus, just like slick. Yeah. They want Austin Powers. And which, by the way, when I used to do that, where I used to only shave my back, it looked like I was wearing a pantsuit of fur. I was just going to bring this up because I have noticed a bunch of times with especially straight guys, actually only straight guys. They're very, very hairy. They will do the thing where they get the haircut.

And the barber will go down to their neck. And then they have a hair shirt. It's hair t-shirt. Yes. And it's a straight across line. And I'm like...

Interesting. Well, you got to at least blend it down. You got to clip her over, comb it. Something. Just aesthetically, it has nothing to do with like, this is gross or not gross. It's just like, it's just a strange thing, right? It's almost, I guess it's this thing, it's where the barber is just like, I don't go down there. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Because then it's like, you know, the clothes come off and then it's a whole nother, like. He starts fading it down deeper and deeper and then all of a sudden it's just right down there. Yeah.

When we talk, when you get your haircut, do they go, where do you want me to stop? No. Yeah. So my, um, the guy who does my hair, he knows that literally my whole entire financial dependence is on my body hair. So he knows that like, you're not going to shave off the bread and butter. Exactly. He goes down and then he just beautifully blends it. Just,

Instantly right into the next so there's no there's no fade. There's no cross It just it's like you should do like she do like as an expert Alexis stone got all that fake plastic surgery just to see what the internet would think yeah You should Photoshop yourself onto a hairless body like this is the new me and see if people turn on you So here's what happened so I will say this there was about like a year ago. I was with a very

basically a guy that was not good for me who in essence basically told me I had to shave everything. No. Yes. So there was a point like last year where I lost myself and I did shave everything. Wait,

Which I regretted doing that. How many disposable razors are you talking about? Can you walk me through that process? Because as a person who is like a lifelong, you know, I've had that relationship. What did you do? What did you use? How did you do it? How long did it take? He did it. Oh, he did it? He sheared you like a sheep? He was the one that said, he was like, I want to do this. This is Fontaine getting her hair cut in Les Mis. Oh my God, yes it is.

I just started singing. Did you do that solo? Did you sing I Dream to Dream while they cut your back hair? Honestly, that just makes me think of them. Like taking...

It's not the same, but like poaching an animal or something. Maybe a top model. Did you donate it at least? Locks for bears. Locks for bears. How long did it take? But I will say the thing about it was like, it was a wake up call where I went home and I realized I was like, I'm now not the person who I want to be. It was my wake up call to cut him out of my life. Yeah. And the benefit though is because since I'm so hairy, literally within an hour, it was fully back. Yeah.

You said and it was Kristen yeah Kristen Jensen in Interview with a Vampire she walked in the bathroom and it had grown back literally well also we this is the bald and the beautiful and we talk about I mean in beauty individuality trumps so many things and if you have this like one in a million body hair type just fucking run with it dude yeah and I feel like now especially with how the

Aesthetics in the porn sphere or so can be kind of like specialized and like you can, there's something for everybody and you can kind of tap into your niche as opposed to like, I don't know. 15 years ago. Yeah. Hairless, hairless, hairless, tan. Yeah. Like the, that kind of, um, yeah, that, uh, super like super,

Smooth and oiled muscle dude. And so that's the one thing that I'm actually very proud of myself for because I will get messages on Instagram, my OnlyFans Twitter from guys that will be like, I want to thank you because you've inspired me to not only not feel ashamed, not feel ugly, but I now feel attractive. I feel confident. Like I had one guy who he actually...

He bought a tank top from my website and he told me, "Because of you, this is the first time in my life I ever felt comfortable showing off my shoulders and not being scared."

So wild. So crazy. That meant so much to me to be like... Representation matters. And again, I know I'm just a porn star. I'm just hairy and all this. But if I had had me when I was a kid, it would have helped to not think that I'm a monster. I'm this. I would have been like, oh, there is an option that if I want to be...

how I am, it's okay. Yeah. And not only that. If Burt Reynolds had done gay porn, your life would have been so much easier. If only Burt Reynolds had done gay porn. Or Tom Selleck. Yeah. Together. Together. Can we talk about your hair? Aren't we talking about it right now? They're on your head. Oh. Oh, yeah. You also have a beautiful head of hair. Gorgeous. Well, can we talk about the magic? So, no, not on camera. Okay, that's fine. But I would gladly talk to you about it. All right, we're going to take a break. So, okay, I...

You're so shook. No, I just like, cause I've, I've gone through so many different, like, you know, um, little mini wars with my body here. And especially not like, and actually I'm grateful for drag because it kind of just settles it. It's like, okay, you got to like get rid of it. You got to get rid of it. And you know, it depends on what you're wearing, but you know, but also if you have to shave your chest, armpits and arms, um,

Then the rest kind of has to go because she can't. It doesn't look great to have super gray legs or a belly. Or like the drag thing where like you shave down to like, you know, below your rib cage and then it's like a hair everywhere. It's just so strange. Yeah, you have to kind of think of it as a whole thing. Yeah. Although, you know what's funny though is that that's, have you also seen that trend though in guys who only shave their abs and have a crop top of fur? Really? That's a huge trend for guys to do. Does it look fine?

fun or crazy or it's a crop top of fur the strange thing with straight guys because I remember every time I would hook up with a straight guy I'd notice like a different kind of like situation a situation like okay so balls shaved pubes shaved balls

bald. But then you'd have dudes like so there'd be a line. It's almost like there was like a UFO landed on their crotch, took all the hair with them and they went up and that's it. And then also it's so strange. It's like shaving the balls and shaving the taint and then boom fucking hairy ass. Can we have an intimate conversation with any, the two straight men who listen to this? Yeah, yeah. Why do they shave the dick to a baby?

Well, I also want to know too, and this is like, I've also, I've been with gay guys that have done this. Why do you also shave it back so far around so that you're, it basically looks like a donut ring of smooth skin. And then there's also hair around that part. That's also prickly. Yeah. And you're just wondering like. Crop circles. And guys do it because they're like, well, it makes my dick look bigger. Making it look bigger doesn't make it bigger. You look like a Tommy Pickles rug rack. Yes. Baby dick.

Baby dick. Baby dick. Yeah. What straight people do though? Straight guys do the weirdest. I get the balls. I get the balls. Like I can understand that it's easy to do. I find it's like you can hack away at the balls with any women like it. Do the women say you need to shave all that off? Most women. I mean, they, most women I've heard is like, don't do that. I don't want to fuck a baby. I thought I've done that too. So I've gotten a lot of compliments from straight women before who they're like, thank you for like not shaving your hair off.

Do you have a lot of, I'm assuming you have a lot of female viewers. I actually do. And I also, but oddly my female viewers tend to usually be like 60 plus. I'm not surprised. Really? Yes. Because I think women need to be that comfortable with themselves to explore. And I think women in that age group probably spent a lot of their twenties. Like women can't be sexual. You can't do anything. Right. That's interesting. And now that they can, they go straight to a hairy gay porn star. Do you have a lot of lesbians?

I don't know. I don't think so, actually. Because when I watched that film, The Kids Are All Right, I learned that a lot of lesbians watch gay porn. Really? Yeah. Oh, no. Actually, no. I know they do. So lesbians, I found out, they watch gay porn with plots. And there's two requirements for it. It has to have a plot and it has to have a condom. Interesting. What?

So there's actually a studio called Icon Male who knows that. Their main viewer is either lesbians or straight women and both of them prefer there has to be a plot. I

Women? It has to have a condom because they want to feel safe. Oh, interesting. I love that women have standards on standards on standards and the gay guys are like, where's the plot? Where's the rub? I'm just going to Twitter. No, gay men's standard is if there's a condom, how fucking dare you? Yeah, don't. Porn used to be all condoms, huh? Not that long ago. Well, because it had to be. Yeah. It was required to be. You never see a porn, you never see a condom in a straight porn. PrEP. It's a prescription medication that can help reduce your risk of getting HIV 1 through sex when used.

Thank you, Dr. Ziz. And have you discovered Discovery? The brand new... David Duchovny for prep. We call it David Duchovny, which is not the name. But I was at the doctor and they said, well, it's Troubadour or David Duchovny. And I said, well, what's the difference? They go, one makes you lose weight, one makes you gain weight. I said, what the fuck do you think?

Wait, which one makes you lose weight? They said that Truvada makes you lose weight and Dyscovy makes you gain weight. That's what they said. My doctor. Okay, so if that's true, then I'm going to switch to Truvada because I feel like I want to look a little bit tighter. Well, I don't want to expose anybody, but a patent ends at 10 years, right? Truvada is coming up to 10 years. Okay. Don't you think it's interesting? That's why they're saying that. Suddenly there's a new slightly improved version right on 10 years. Oh.

I just feel like, I mean, I don't want to get into it, but like if we're talking about COVID vaccine being free to everyone immediately, I'm fucking sorry. Truvada should have been handed out like M&Ms a decade ago. Yeah. And if it was hurting, if it was not just gay people, they would have prioritized it. Truvada should have been fucking free. Pumped into the water like fluoride. How much is it if you don't have like the program? It's about 2,000 months. Yeah. Who has

And do you know how many times I've gone to CVS and refill it and they're like, okay, so you owe like $2,000. Yeah, and you have to give them the code. And tell them they're at that. Because I almost want to ask them, what person is casually okay with you telling them it's $2,000? Like when have you ever seen the person go, yeah, yeah. It's just, I wish it was. And then if you think about the wage gaps in America, the...

Brown people of color or closeted people who are obviously in America not making as much money because of the way it's built. They're being told, hey, you brown person on the DL. You want to protect your family? That's two grand a month. What? Yeah, it's not going to happen. I mean, I love it. I love that that drug exists. But like if I could go back in time, I was like, whores.

Make this free. I mean, I also still think it needs to be because like we're blessed. We live in Los Angeles where like as soon as it happened, like prep was easy for us to figure out how to get and all that. But think about like the kids that are in smaller towns that like don't have graders that don't have. Yeah. Third graders. I don't know if third graders need to be on prep right now, but. Start them young. Yeah.

You got to prep them in prep school. Get the chewable Flintstone, Flintstone, Truvada. Flintstone. Truvada gummies. Flipstone. Flintstone. Well, healthcare should just be free no matter what. Yeah. Don't even get me to start the whole other podcast. Don't get me started. That's the healthy and the beautiful. Yeah. Have you ever got, speaking of that, like, have you ever had supporters tell you, be like, you guys are just drag queens. You can't talk about like,

politics or health care no no no no they they we get the opposite yes the opposite we get the opposite oh you're not talking about why aren't you more engaged if something happens in america instantly we don't tweet about it we get in trouble that's everybody though anybody who is active on social media you will never make people happy and even if you make them happy you did something that made somebody mad yeah to be honest being forced to be more involved has

I think improved my life. It's made me because I know as an influencer, there's this responsibility. So now that I have to know what's going on in the news and I need to know who my local representatives, all that. Now I'm actually happy. I know that information, but in the beginning, I think that, I think that just maybe this year or last year, people started to think, well,

I need to know what Trisha Paytas thinks about this. You know what I mean? They start to need influencers to weigh in. But here's the funny thing is like, I have always weighed in before, like always on my, my Michael count and my teddy bear one. And then I started having people say, well, you're just trying to jump on a trend. Like you don't actually support this cause. I was like, I've actually always done this on my Instagram from before I was even famous. And we haven't. So that's why like we were always sort of shy about like,

Do you need the cross dresser with the easy bake oven to comment on the news? And I, I mean, I mean, I, I personally don't, I mean, I don't want, like, I don't think I'd rather, I'd rather get news and analysis. I don't care if she tweets about it. Yeah. I want to get my news and analysis. I mean, don't get me wrong. I love when she uploads an Instagram video going, it's Amanda. Don't die of Corona virus. I love that. Yeah.

Just having that play outside loudly in like crowds. Yeah. So we don't get, we don't get shut up. You're just a crossdresser. We get, how come you haven't talked about this yet? Yeah. So it kind of goes both ways, but it's interesting. So do you ever find that people are like, you're, um, you know, stop talking about politics and put a dick in your mouth. Cause that's what I've observed. The thing that always makes me mad. And this is like, anybody's comment on Twitter and they'll say to any celebrity, they're always say like,

Stick to blah blah blah like that's your job your job isn't politics, and I literally want to ask that person So what is your job? Oh, you're this there unless you're basically saying I

Unless you're in politics, you can't talk about politics. And that makes no sense because then nobody would be allowed to talk about it. I think I used to feel a little more like, well, I'm a crossdresser. So like I'm in a chicken suit. I'm Mickey Mouse. I need to shut up about serious things. I need to provide people light things. And I do think that that's changed a little bit because people like to, I mean, people now are like, I need to know if Kleenex exists.

This supports gay rights. Because I'm wiping up gay cum with it. People really do care more than they used to. Yeah, and they hold people accountable more than they used to. And it is good to be held accountable because it does suck when you find out your favorite, like you said, Kleenex or something company is like, oh, so yeah, we're just secretly funding to kill gays over in this country. And you're like, but I love Legos. Yeah, it's November. It's the month of celebrating indigenous people.

I'm not scouring my Twitter to see if Procter and Gamble tweeted. Like, I don't care if celebrities or brands mention it, but some people do. Some people's silence truly is deafening. Yeah, so YOLO, you know. Let me ask you, who is your, in terms of like,

like a pinnacle of male sexuality and beauty? Who would be like some of your icons? Who's your beauty icon? I mean, mine's just the brawny man. Oh, totally. Have you ever like whacked off and looked at a roll of paper towels? Oh, 100%. Really? Yeah. I mean... Totally. My first time ever having an orgasm was looking at the brawny man because I was a little kid. I was probably like...

or maybe 11. And I literally just walked into the cupboard and I saw like the packaging there and I saw him. I didn't even notice it. I literally just like walked straight into the wall.

And then I felt, and I was like, broke off. No. And then I was like, well, this wall feels good. Oh. And I just, that was my first time. Oh my God. That's amazing. Manifested your image that I, I turned into. I mean, yeah, my body needs to program itself to become. He was just like, this is what you're going to become. You could do a Brani commercial for sure. I would love that. Yeah. Ronnie, if you're listening, please sponsor Teddy bear, the porn star. Yeah. Ronnie, I'm Mr. Clean. Yeah. And I'm, I'm,

She got over there good. Pine salt lady. Bad boy. I'll do the National Enquirer. Yeah. Weekly World News. Yeah. My God. Well, thank you so much for joining us today. Thank you. I just loved having you. That's your polite way of saying get out of here. No, I try to watch the timer because I always think if we don't quit at this time, they're probably going to edit it to that length anyway. Oh, yeah. Okay. Wait, I just have one more question. One more question. So, like... Final questions. Who the fuck are you? No, like...

Do you, is it, is having like a lot of hair ever logistically or hygienically annoying? Oh my God. Tell us. Okay. That actually is a good question. Okay. Because in summertime in LA, I have a living hell. First off, I have to sleep with the air conditioning on. I sleep naked on top of my covers, never even under them. What?

And I will wake up in like a pool of sweat. Yeah. What about gold bond? Gold bond? Medicated powder? I don't really want to smell like a baby's balls. Why, why, we, why? What was that? Because I found that... Are you stroking? No, that's Borat. Why, why, we, why? King of the castle. King of the castle. I love Borat. That's... My boyfriend's pretty hairy. Yeah. Oh my God. Can I tell you something I just recently learned about? Yes. So do you know that...

Because I was thinking about it because like it's getting close to wintertime and I noticed like I'm shedding more and more of my fur. That's what I'm wondering. Yeah, yeah. And so I Googled it. I was like, can humans, do we shed for winter coat? And it turns out some humans do actually shed winter coats. You are Wolverine. Yes. You are. So I literally like, because I will be able to pull it out and I'm like...

Wow. You better. Because I have an undercoat. If you don't sell that. Not to be morbid. I do sell it. Do you? I do. I don't blame you. Sell that hair. Sell the fur. Sell that fur. Do people love it? Mm-hmm. Do you sell the underwear and stuff? I do. They love it. They do. People are buying the underwear. And that's hot to me. I think that's hot to be able to smell them, to also have their like spunk on there. That's hot. Plus, to add a little bonus, a little garnish of my fur. Wow.

Bon appetit. Top Chef Bush. Honestly. So you just buy brand new underwear, run through them, send them out. How much is it? To send it? Oh, it's a hundred. It's a hundred. Which is a good deal. Do you want to support a queer owned business today? Get the gamey undies. Bespoke gamey underpants. Yeah. Shipped to your door. And then, so in the summer, no blankets.

Well, this is actually around even in winter. You run at 100 degrees. I really do. My boyfriend's pretty hairy and he's one of those people like soon as I don't know what it is. As soon as he starts to REM cycle, his body just starts shooting sweat. That's me. I think that's hairy people in general. It's just also just I mean, I relate to I've never woken up not without my neck full, full sweat. I don't sweat at all. You would think I bathe in like milk of Maggie's. I don't sweat at all. You're so lucky.

I'm built for drag. No hair. No hair. No sweat. Baggy voice. Got pins in my knees. What would you say is the most annoying thing about having all that hair?

I don't know honestly at this point I love it. You just love it. Yeah. You made peace with all those. I love it. Yeah. Like I made peace of it like especially since my body hair is why I can afford the life I can now. That's why I wanted to have you on. We knew that this was you didn't get this hair and we knew you weren't going to be immediately understanding how great it was. So I wanted to hear about the journey. Yeah.

And also, I got to say, though, because you're very in shape and you have the because you seem tan. We have a nice complexion that it's like the it's very pleasing to the eye in a way. Do you know what I mean? No, I don't have a spray tan. You can't get a spray tan with hair probably. So back when I first had was still doing studio work, I did get some spray tans. Does it work?

Oh right yeah so it's very hard from the do it because most of it just stays on the like the fur like spraying through a screen and so I've learned a story so when he sprayed he sprayed my whole body everything my butt and so in the one scene the other actor was like all right he's gonna rim you so he's down there he's rimming me rimming me like for like five minutes and then he lifts up and his whole face has a giant like orange circle from rimming my ass that man's name Donald Trump

Holy shit. And he went on to become the President of the United States. Wow. That is wild. I do not spray tan anymore now. I just, I work out outside. Yeah, you got a nice color. Nice color. What would you say to the, I'd hate to be the RuPaul, but what would you say to the little hairy teenagers out there? Yeah. Wear a suit. Wear a suit. Oh my God. Oh my God.

That's good. That's good. Are you as obsessed with that as we are? Literally. When I first saw that, I said it to everybody's example. Somebody's telling me they're going through trouble, worried about they're going to relapse. I'm like, honey, wear a suit. You want to make some money? Don't be poor. RuPaul is just so funny accidentally sometimes. I was just reading this interview with Judge Judy, and I sent it to Katya over here. It's so good. Judge Judy interviewed RuPaul, and...

And RuPaul goes, am I saying that word right? Geshikti? I have an app that gives me a Yiddish word a day. And Judge Judy goes, incorporating Judaism into your personality is maybe something you don't need. Ha ha ha!

Like RuPaul is funny, but she's accidentally out of control. See, I would take a master class from Judge Judy. Hell yeah. Judging people with Judge Judy. Oh my God, I forgot to tell you, Trixie, you almost got me evicted.

Go on. Was it when I was standing outside your house with the radio? No. So during like lockdown, it was for me, it was like a morning ritual of mine to watch your YouTube show because I'd never really watched it. Like I watched a few episodes here and there, but I'd never watched in full. So I decided I was like, you know, I'm going to watch every morning with my coffee and have breakfast. And then one morning I got a letter from my landlord saying,

there has been several complaints about loud screeching sounds coming from your apartment in the morning. Her difficult laugh. Is it her difficult laugh? Yes. I was like, is it your laugh or mine? Yours. Your difficult. Not mine. Oh, he's thinking so funny. No, from literally just going, I'm so sorry. I had to get to the point where if I watched your show, I'd have to have my finger on the mute button ready for you to laugh and go stop. That is so embarrassing.

What a funny thing that you're the expression of joy causes horror and frustration and so many others. I have a similar morning routine with your content, but it's lower decibel. But you still scream just as much. I still scream. I'm so sorry, but I'm glad you watched. Isn't that how you came up with the Easy Bake?

That was from your baking. Oh, you watch Un. That's the real scream. That's when we, yeah. On your other ones, you don't, you would do like an audible scream. I'm in my house talking to myself, but there we're in a green screen swimming pool. Which by the way, I still don't know how to say your show. I always say, I always say of a question mark for some reason. It's always, yeah.

Because you're not sure. Do they deserve rights? I don't know.

So honestly, if I talk about your show to people, I just call it the YouTube show. That's what I say too. That's what we say too. And if you want to catch up, we have just concluding season five, I think now. I think so. This is one of the funniest seasons. Yeah, it's been really great. Thank you for watching it. You know what's funny? When I also watch any show, I have this weird tradition in any TV show. I watch in order of I always watch season three first, then season two, and then the most recent season. And this is every single TV show.

Is it because you know that mostly season ones are finding their footing? So season one is always everybody looks ugly and doesn't know how to do it.

And that's every single TV show. Wow. And that's not where we live. If you think that you should see season four and five. But season three, though, is when this is in every single TV show is when everybody hits their stride. They have money now. So it's a little bit more of a budget. Everybody's not us. Yeah. And then I don't think the stride thing is something I ever really. And then you can go back to season two because you're like, all right, now I love the show. So I can go back to handle season two. But I almost and then.

And then season one is like when you're like, I run out of nothing to watch. All right, I'm going to watch season one. There's very few exceptions to that where the season one starts with like a rocket. Well, there's, I mean, I can't think of ones, but they're like, you know, big budget series that. Roseanne. Episode one is perfect. I don't know. Roseanne season one. She's coked out of her mind the whole season. You think? She is. I knew for a fact.

Killing Eve. Right, money, yeah. Killing Eve, you love. The first season is the best. First episode is fantastic. American Horror Story. Actually, season one is the best one. Oh, you're right, yeah. So it sounds like we're poking some holes in your theory here. So when the listeners leave this podcast and they consume your content, they should start with season three. Season three. Actually, that's true because by that point I embraced my fur. Yeah. I had a little bit of budget because I had better cameras. You're right. Don't go to season one of me. You're not going to like it. You're going to hate it.

Ugly doesn't know what he's doing. Delete it, ugly. All right. Should we peace out? Well, thank you so much, Teddy Bear. Thank you. Yay. Bye. Bye.

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