Gym Peacocking on Taco Tuesday with Jaida Essence Hall & Heidi N Closet 01:06:01

Y'all like having a place over your head? Huh? Shut your ass up then. I told them I ain't got no kids. Oh my God. Wow, we are really here. We're here, we're queer, and we are joined. Well, hold on. Well, first, welcome back to the bald and the beautiful. We are two faggy bald fucks who have the distinct...

Pleasure and incredible honor to be joined by two gorgeous and beautiful ladies who have a full head of hair each. Absolutely. Except for a tiny piece in the front of my head. Wait, wait. So Jada Essence Hall and Heidi in Closet, can I please serenade you very quickly? Yes, please. Absolutely. Please. Congratulations. Oh, that was supposed to be applause. Oh, shit. Oh, shit.

It was beautiful. Thank you. One congratulation to you. Thank you. And then I was thinking that you were going to sing as well. Why am I still in this amazing voice right now? You sound like you're selling something. This is like right now we're selling shade buttons. We have one in the pussy pink and we have another in raging red.

Yes. Now we're lucky because I saw you on Orville's story yesterday and I was like, this woman's in town. We're going to try to get her. And then I didn't know that this woman was going to be here. And I really lucked out. I didn't either. They kind of just picked me up off the corner. I didn't even see them pick her up. I just looked over and she was next to me in the car. You thought she was a bag. Yeah.

The only bet. Can somebody please get their things? Oh, it's talking. It's Heidi. Well, we were recapping season 12 to do a little cramming before you got here. And I was like, oh, we should get Heidi next. And then somebody said she lives here now. Yes, I moved a month ago. And I'm living my best life over on the host stroll.

Welcome to Los Angeles. It's Los Angeles. Which can be a little more specific about this stroll? Behind the 24-hour jam, that's one. Oh, the one on Santa Monica? Oh, that is the whole stroll. Do you also want to tell them your full address? What's the last form of your social? My last...

People won't be waiting outside the gym just looking like she's gonna come past at some point people have a right to know that is the whole gym and I've heard I went to 24-hour fitness for three and a half years and my friend told me that people aren't drinking off in there all the time I went there for four years and never saw no one naked except those extremely old people whose skin looked like tortilla. It's right here. You know the I'm right here. I never see anything sexy, but I got for Taco Tuesday. I

Taco fucking Tuesday. The only day for tacos. I never see any naked shit at the gym. Do you? Like sexy stuff? Yeah, me and Courtney went. This is before the quarantine. Me and Courtney worked out at Crunch Fitness and we looked over and this man was looking at both of us and he had a huge... He took down his shorts and it unfurled. What? And we both looked at it

And then up at him. And then at each other. Not the penis set. But wait, there's more. Oh my God. It was huge. I'm talking, like, okay, you see this microphone right here? Yes. It was like that soft. Whoa. It was enormous. And he was probably five, six. Did anything happen? Nothing happened. Thank goodness, because that would tear you up. Destroyed. That's a big microphone. But with my teeny cunt. My little cunt. My tiny cunt.

The money spot. I got to tell you, you picked the right time to visit Los Angeles because this is kind of the best time to live here. Well, the smoke. The choking air. The air is currently unlivable, which means she just started smoking with her windows open. I'm driving. No, she's driving with a cigarette, blowing it out the window. Yeah. Now, you guys obviously didn't know each other before season 12. Hell no.

No, I didn't know this hoe at all. You don't claim each other now? Absolutely not. Okay, great. She stole my... Sorry to this man. I would not know if he was walking down the street. We still know each other. Yes. Who is this woman? Me and this prostitute woman have known each other an extremely long time. Oh my God. I'm sorry. How do you know? I was literally just in the car when we were driving around. I was like, I remember when she crashed her smart car.

Yes. And she was so proud when she got that little smart car. Yes. I crashed a smart car delivery driving sub sandwiches. I believe it. It happened to me. Yeah. An old man with a fake leg ran a red light and hit me head on. It was fucked up. And luckily three cars stopped and we're like, we've been following him for like a half mile. He's been swerving. We'll like vouch for you. So I totally got my car. Victim.

And if you ever purchased a car, I got the type of insurance where if it's totaled, you get all your money back. So I walked away with no car, but I didn't owe anything, which thank God. Can I ask, was the sandwiches okay? The sandwich was fine, but I was a delivery driver and I was so shook. I remember calling the person and being like, I'm not going to be able to get your sandwich. Oh no. She said, I'm covered in blood, but the sandwich is still in the bag.

It was the Herbert and Gerberts on North and Farwell in Milwaukee. And I called my store manager and was like, I did the delivery. I got into a crash. And he was like, did you get the delivery? Oh, my God. Not are you okay, but did the delivery make it? Because they were like, we'll make a new sandwich and run it to where it's going to go. That's service. That is quality. You must be a little older than me because I turned 21 on my birthday, which most people get older on their birthdays.

I went to see you at La Cage and I was there to see Bebe Zahara Bonet on my birthday. And that's that day when I had that little tiny chop wig with that pink ass lipstick. It was Nicki Minaj like Pink Friday. It was even pre-Pink Friday. It was probably that Pink Friday. Because it was Nicki Minaj with the bob. And Jada was doing Nicki Minaj and you're, I mean, you're skinny now. Your waist and your pads, you just were...

You said that as if she was fat before. No, her waist was like just stupid. Back in the days, it was like much more. She was skinnier. And she wore huge pads. Yeah. Well, no, it wasn't even pads. You know what it was? Remember, that was back in the days when I would like get the stock and then fill them up and stuff them with like pillow filler. You're kidding. You're kidding. With loose filler? Yes, I did the same thing. Cotton filler? That's it.

Girl, girl, it was the best shape in the universe. It was, it was pillow stuffing. I've never even heard about this. Polyfill pillow stuffing and you just, every day you'd,

Try to even it out. You just stuff it. You haven't done that? Never in my life. I've never even heard of it. Never seen it. It's like the smoothest lines around the edge. But when it's wrong, it's so totally out. What if you kind of like lean on something? Does it shift? Well, this is a thing. That's what the girls' asses are doing now anyway. But...

It was literally like, if you, some of the girls would pull it up and stuff it and then they would just pull it down and the next time you pull it back up. But it then would get like, bunchy and it was like knots. Oh no.

Oh no. Not in the world. What about like does heat and moisture make it congeal or harden ever? No. Okay. No. I want to try that. At the end of the night when it was heated up, it will kind of come out in one loaf. Yeah. Oh, a loaf. Just all together. And until you really figure out pads and unless you have some really broken in couch cushion, those are hard. Because remember when I first started, I'd be buying the green stuff from Michael's and it's so stiff. Absolutely. Love you. I bought the green foam, but then it turned out that was for stuffing flowers in.

Oh no. The styrofoam. Crunchy ass. No way. That explains your runways on Drag Race. Crunchy ass. Oh my god.

I wore green foam on, I had my green ass on Drag Race. Yes. I had a green ass too. I did. Did you really? Yeah. And when you have the green ass too, you have to wear so many sets of, because even if you get it smooth, the green shine stills. Yeah. I wore a green screen with that ass. But you have to like layer like the stockings. Yes. Very bad. Like you have to color correct. How many stockings do you wear now?

Let me see my mind. I wear one, zero. Maybe like, you know, I wear like five, but then I wear like the transition tight. So I like reverse it where like the toes are out in the front. But then if you wear too many, then it's like couldn't under your toes do this. The toes start to crunch. How many toes do you wear?

I probably wear two pair of tights and like three pantyhoses. Okay. Just because I'm a real woman. Say it again. Two pairs of how many? Two pair of tights and then three pantyhoses. So pantyhoses. So pantyhoses little thin things. I thought you said three pairs of panties. I'm like what? Little thin. Like they're very thin.

The sheer, ultra sheer. Ultra sheer panty line so they don't have that ugly control top. Yes. I hate that. Leave Canada's drag race alone. And remember when we were doing drag, we would always go to Walmart and get those fucking tights where you could see like the line right there. The control top. I feel attacked. And we layered them and it was like a line here, here, here. The Walmart drag was the good drag. You would get the tights, the control top legs, tights. The fingernails. Yep.

The fingernails, the kiss express nails. Do you not still get those? And then like, remember, and then people will tell people like, she's just doing mall drag. I'm like, we did wall, wall, mall. At least they're going to the mall. Dots, dots, dots, dots. The wig store. Absolutely. I would go to the wig store, get all my jewelry, get the hoochie mama outfit from the back. Yes. The bangles. Do you guys remember? That's only $35. That has three scraggly pieces of hair.

- Straight bang, straight bang. - And then you also, you remember the lady who worked at the hair store on North Avenue. - Are you talking about Victoria's? - Yes, Victoria's. - Of course I did. - And she was like, "I'm so proud of you and Trixie." - You know what she said to me once when I came in? I was in drag. I don't ask me how I was there in drag. And she goes, "You know what you look like? "You look like that Paul Ruth." - Yes, the Paul Ruth. - She said I looked like the Paul Ruth. - I love Paul Ruth. - Paul Ruth. - Paul Ruth's big house.

And that store was lit though. And do you remember? I used to, it was very frugal. You get the wigs, the double stack wigs, and then you get that shitty black lace cat suit with the open crotch. Oh my God. Leg avenue? Leg avenue. And then you wear the black waist belt. Three belts. If you need it. 40 belts of angle. Were you ever this bad, Katya? Absolutely. Until two weeks ago. I do kind of want that ring back that you need.

Never gave me back. Was it gold? Yes. Here we go. Was it big? Wow. Yes. The confrontation. I think I do remember this ring. That ring. It was we did the college show. I do remember that ring. That was AKA you're not getting it. I said, I'm on television now. I will not be buying my own jewelry. Have a great day. You're just picking her job. On today's episode of Drag Queen Serengeti. Yes.

I know that drag queen, Serengeti. Serengeti. We have the Jada Swallowtooth. Jada Swallowtooth.

Oh my God. I will say in my life, it is crazy because we, I mean, I remember being really young and being like, um, me and Jada would be like, you should be on drag race. No, you should. Oh my God. And then we both won. And we, but then we auditioned at the same time. I can't even. Yeah. This is a whole nother pod. I'm going to ask you. The winner's circle.

And you know what? We love James Mansfield, but poor, she is the other third queen from Milwaukee. So me and Jada won. And then James Mansfield was first out. James called me after Drag Race and I go, how'd it go? And she goes, remind me again, which cut is the deepest? And then of all the songs to go home on, she went home with Sinking the Love Shack, which plays in every store all day, every day. Every mom. Yeah.

So did you buy a new sweater? We are selling sweaters right now. Beautiful sweaters, Argyle sweaters. Gorgeous. And we even have some made from genuine yak hair. If you're interested in that kind of thing. Yeah.

you need to be on the intercom of every department store chiming in every once in a while we have a dead woman we have a woman stealing things in lingerie it's me her legs are covered in blood have a lovely day I will say this did you guys ever can I ask did you guys ever steal from the beauty stores because I never did but when you're a drag queen they watch you I never did but they watch you like you steal I think they watch well I'm used to that um

Anyway, so. Being a woman of color. Being a beautiful woman of color shop, shop, I was going to say shoplifting in the store. That's part of the problem is you walk in. A woman of color shoplifting in the store. They always seem to watch me while I stall things. That's the problem. You walk in and say, I'm here to shoplift. It's like, if you're going to think that I'm stealing, now I'm going to start taking things. Yeah.

You want to profile me? I'm going to rob you. You know what? I wasn't going to take anything until you made me feel like I was going to take something and now I'm taking everything. All of it. I'm going to take four of these dollar rings and stuff them in my purse. Yes. I think drag queens do get watched at stores and maybe it's because of for good reason. You both gave me a look when I said, have you ever stolen from the store? Well, I ran the store and robbed it. That's right. She ran a costume store and stole. But I had a very fierce policy when it came to shoplifting. I will only steal from places I work at.

That was after being wrongly accused, which I really blame the system because I was wrongly accused and terminated and said, I'm going to get back. I'm going to get back at y'all. When she comes over here, I make her use a clear bag like Macy's. In a full body wrist on her way out. Like a casino. I get the

Full pat down, which I love. Do you guys ever work anywhere we had a clear bag? It's very dehumanizing. I worked at JCPenney. Did they make you have the clear bag? I mean, I get why they do it so that they don't have to accuse you of stealing because they can see in your bag, but it is a little like. It's like privacy, please. Mary, I didn't work here to steal. I've never worked anywhere that was nice enough to do that kind of policy. There's nothing to steal. The best job I ever had was janitor at a hospital. Oh my God.

Get out of there with people. I did steal some stuff from them. What did you take? I took

I did steal gloves. I stole the warm socks that they keep in the little drawers. The hospital socks. She stole them because they were warm by the time they get home. They're ice cold. You are a freak. Like you can't warm your own socks. Absolutely not. Do you ever steal a bedpan? No, but I should have. You take a kid. See, I don't want to go here on this public space.

No. Stupid. Those clear bags. When I worked at the Mac counter, he used to come sometimes. Yeah. Trixie is the only person, well, now somebody else did my makeup, but she was literally the only person who ever did my makeup ever in my life, but it was as a boy. Yes. She came in as a boy. I think I remember it. Studio Finish Concealer. That's how much I remember it. Your skin looked the same today as it did then. Thank you. Oh my God. That's from across the room. In the dark. Yeah. I didn't make sure we were completely in the dark. Shh.

With her eyes closed. I gotta ask, it's like, I'm sure you guys are getting sick of hearing about it, but we were recapping 12 today and we were like, they really did that. Wow.

While nobody could go anywhere in the world. Yep. I mean, what a fucking gag. I can't imagine you guys. I think, you know what? I feel like the craziest thing I think is like one, it was good because, you know, you could be out on the road and then you have a bad day and you're like, okay, all these people are here and they can be like, what the fuck? This bitch is a mess. You know what I mean? But we didn't have to deal with that. But then also a lot of us, you know, like traveling on the road is the way that people...

can get to know you outside of what they see on the competition. And then you miss all of that. So it was a little weird. It was just, I mean, can I ask, I don't want to ask financials, but like, I'm assuming most of your gigs came digitally or like prides or. I've done a lot of online gigs, especially some college gigs, some pride gigs. Yeah.

Just all kinds of gigs online and I've never been like a technologically sound person. We had her on the pit stop and she had just moved here and you didn't even have furniture and she was sitting on the ground. I was sitting on the ground. Eye-hore drag. Her ass shifted. Running my laptop. Her free flow. I was on a pillow. She was sitting on her nut like it was an exercise ball. Big enough. Yeah.

and was running my laptop off of my hotspot on my phone shut the fuck up that's why I look so grainy on the video that explains it it was a little can you say thank you T-Mobile right now thank you thank you T-Mobile thank you T-Mobile for your excellent service it does well because I ran laptop I ran my playstation gaming with other people off of my hotspot on my phone she illegally watched Canada's Drag Race on her fire stick you better work live hotspot

That was the nice thing about Pit Stop is you don't have to worry about where to find it because they just put it in front of you. Absolutely. It's everywhere. Because when you don't have cable, it's kind of hard to find dragers unless you just buy it on iTunes. But even then, you're watching it the day after. Absolutely. Do you guys have cable? You can buy it on YouTube. I do. It just got turned on because I paid the bill. I have cable, but I never, ever watch it. I always...

My streaming folks have not been in the mood for TV. I think because we've been in the house and we had no choice but to watch TV. I don't give a fuck about none of this. Like I don't want to watch like in some of the shows it's like you realize how repetitive some stuff on TV is when you have no choice but to watch it all day. Yeah. We I don't watch a lot of TV and we only see things for like

The Netflix show Yeah If that shouldn't exist I wouldn't see any of that Yeah I know Absolutely Damn Yeah We don't watch I don't watch a lot of TV I don't even know why I pay for cable Cause when I do watch TV It's streaming services Like Hulu or Netflix Yeah every fucking cable outlet Has an OnlyFans now It's like You know what I mean You gotta pay for like HBO Max And then And then you realize It's like wait a minute I'm subscribing to like 1400 OnlyFans We almost had a heart attack I was like I don't see it Where? Do you have Do you subscribe to OnlyFans? No Oh

I'm too poor. I can't afford. You should start your own. Excuse me? Absolutely they will. Not to be a busted open girl. Well, what else do they want on there, Ian? Shea Coulee does fashion videos. Fashion videos. What would I do? Personality videos? Whistle. Just whistle. Topless hours. Topless whistling. We're going to be right back.

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And we are back. Wait, and so I have to give a shout out to one of the best entrances in Drag Race herstory. Just insane.

And I don't even remember doing it that long. It was so long. And I mean, I was like, okay, this could either be like real time or editing or whatever. I don't care. I think it was real time though. It was so fantastic. It just went on forever. It was so funny. Crazy. So funny. That entrance matters. You know, I just...

sit at home when I'm doing nothing and just make as weird fucked up noises as I can think of doing just to know that I can do it it's like it's called talking already do you live alone do you live alone I do live alone when I started living alone I'm never here silent oh my god I'm talking I'm doing voices I'm doing accents I'm making sounds if I hear something if I hear something I paired it to myself for days I don't know why it's a narrative it's a story it's a journey and for no one we're here and for no one yeah

You don't live alone. I don't live alone. Oh, you don't? But she stands alone. You do? Okay. You live with G? Yeah. Were you guys public about that? Yeah. How long have you guys been together now? Now it's been 13 years in November. We would not. Yeah. Her boyfriend, 13 years. How does it feel to have had a relationship as old as I am? Oh.

Oh, that's interesting. Are you her son? What could you imagine? Are you her daughter? The only plot twist. Now without my daughter, the Jada Essence Hall story. You're only involved in the beautiful. Do you find family secrets? Yeah, Maury Popich. Watch out. I mean, we've been together for a really long time and it's like, it's good because, you know, like,

That weird thing where it's like hard for drag queens to find love. And I'm like, I literally did not do drag until I met him. And he was like, this would be good for you. And I was like, I don't know. That's not something I want to do. He was right. Well, look at you now. For once in his fucking life. Wow. Well, not to mention he's sort of a he's more than a boyfriend. He's sort of your assistant. He does hair.

Oh, fantastic. Even like, you know, pre-drag race, he would be backstage at the gigs helping all the girls. It's like a smorgasbord of help. He's a helpful person. He's a smorgasbord of help. It's not like it's a fucking help. A help sandwich. By the way, we're making it sound like Jada couldn't do a thing without him. We're like, thank God he's there to paint you. Thank God.

Remember that was a rumor that people were like, she never comes to, she never does her makeup at the shows because she doesn't know how to do makeup and her boyfriend is doing her makeup at the house. Well, you sure did prove them all wrong on Drag Race. You're like, I wish. The gag is, it's him, what's there doing it?

I was like, please, I need to 10-1. Please, please, please, please, please, please. He's in the bathroom with the brushes. I need some glue around that eye. I need some glue around that eye. I just come back fully painted. Leave the room and share. Come back and share. Ten minutes. I have to shit really fast. I'll be right back. I'm just taking my makeup with me. I just try to do as much as I can while I'm in there. Oh, my God. I had a girl on Seven who was maybe her first time getting in drag by herself.

I'm right here. Miss Fame. It was probably her first times doing her own corset. Yeah. It was getting all the things. And I remember on All Stars with Alyssa, it was like...

When because we had been working once you had been used to having an assistant and then you go back on drag race And it's like can somebody get the shoe? No, no, nobody can get the shoe actually. No, no, yeah I was never that helpful period people be like, can you just come help me with this machine? I'm like, yeah. Yeah, so you take you build a time machine. Yeah You take some sewing classes and you wouldn't be in this position

And then you walk away. And then I walk away. Do something with yourself. Or no, I tried to help. That's one time I tried to help Shangela and she tried to make a tube dress and she didn't know to use stretch fabric. So she had me show her how to sew a straight line. And then at the end, she was like, it doesn't fit. I'm like, that was a dress you were making? Oh, wow. It was like sequin dot fabric. No stretch. No, ma'am. I was like, I thought you were making like a trapper keeper. Oh, my God. Not a trapper keeper. That was a tiny dress. Yeah.

And she's so thin If she can't fit in I was like It's not happening girl Yeah It's just not it Damn It's not going to be You're seamstress Cause you won Your ball thing was fantastic Oh my god I Well I Yeah I sewed like Well everything that I wore On the show besides Like the yellow look And the black ball I mean the black wedding dress I made everything You made everything Yeah Everything You used to make everything Going into drag races And I'm a really poor bitch And um

I want to look okay. Yeah. And nobody can do things for me. I have no money. So I'm going to have to figure it out. Well, locally, like doing drag in our town, Milwaukee is, I think the 16th biggest city in the US. It's not huge. Yeah. If you want nice drag, you got to make nice drag. Cause we don't have wig stylists in Milwaukee. And it wasn't like we were ever paid to do it.

enough budget to be like and a drag investment it was like literally you would do drag and you would get done and you were like let's go to Taco Bell God we need to do another show tomorrow because I have no money now and if you could stack a Hamburger Mary's gig with an appearance at a club you were rich oh my god and then

but that's only if the club would be like, you're not doing another gig somewhere else. Oh yeah. Yeah. Yeah. They would be exclusive gig for $40. Right. They want exclusivity and loyalty and then for nothing. Yeah. And new costumes. I think you just did that number. I'd be like, well, yeah, I made $4. I'm doing it again. I hope you like it. I might learn the words tomorrow. You never know.

Maybe. You don't know what I'm doing. I went into drag race that poor as fuck in debt. Yeah. You made a lot of your stuff. I made a lot of my stuff. Yeah. Cause I didn't, I get no money. Heidi, did you make your stuff? It's hard. Me and my two drag sisters made most of my stuff. It was very stressful. Um, cause actually I was supposed to go compete at nationals for a pageant. That's so sad.

The same week that we left for Drag Race. Miss what? Entertainer of the Year. She chose Drag Race over a pageant? Are you stupid? She's going to be Entertainer of the Year. And that's coming for Jada. And the thing is, I got approved for the show like the week after I spent all my money for Nationals. So then I was poor when they gave me the call. So I was like, oh, so now I have to scrounge up what I can so I can go do this thing.

now. I think most people are making their drag dolls. I mean, not to call her out. Thank God the theme for the pageant was, um, drag race. And for gowns, she was wearing a black wedding gown. Actually, it was,

The thing I was going to do was like the sparkle was going to be my pageant gown. I'm like, ooh, was not going to wear the ramen wig. I was not going to wear the ramen noodle wig. I was going to say choices are being made. Cornetia. Cornetia. Cornetia. Remember Shangela's Cornetia, that green one? I sure do. Micro braids, the green micro braids with popcorn glued in it. That was cute. Genius, really. The full Cornetia moon bestows peace and blessings to you.

I think most people are making, I mean, on season seven, I had never even seen drag like Miss Faves. No. Absolutely not. All designer. I still have it. Wigs, let's be honest, at the time, as nice as RuPaul's. Yeah. Perfect hairline. Sometimes better. Better. Better hairlines. Yeah. Yeah.

I'd never seen drag like that. I think that changed drag race a lot because then it was like, we can't just go in here with anything that we brought now. And Violet. Seven was a turning point. It was. Because then after that you had Kim, Naomi, people just like, oh, this is drag now. Looks and fashion. Expensive. Can we go back to season two? It's like,

I feel like it's- Wait, you could get something from Seal over there. I think it's crazy though now because like-

All of those fucking like when you leave to do the show, like we are literally just regular ass girls working regular gigs. Like you cannot expect me to show up with a hundred thousand dollar wardrobe. Yeah. For a competition. Oh, I think that there should be a limit or something. Like there should be like a budget or like you can't. It's like, you know, you did the Yankee swap at Christmas. Yeah. $20 gift limit. Yeah. You can't go. They're inspecting lace. They're like, is that Swiss lace?

Get out of here. Get out of here. Get out of here. Absolutely not. Get out of here. No. Oh my God. Does that gown fit your body? Get out of here. Or just have half. Is that a steel bone corset? Yeah. Or have half of the challenges be design challenges. Design challenges. Yeah. You know. I.

But then I would go home. I would really, would really like more like design challenges. I really do think that would be really exciting. Well, our season was rare because we only had one design challenge. Just one. Just one. Same with All Stars. It was towards the beginning of the season. We only had one design challenge. I think our season is one of the only seasons to ever have just one. Girl 7 had like 20, didn't it? No, we only had two. 3 had like 20.

Three had the Y of sewing. It was Project Runway. It was the season of Project Runway. I remember being rejected. That was the first time I applied for season three and I got a call back and then I was like, I'm on it. I'm on it. You were in the casting special. I was like, I'm on it. And I started to get it like, I didn't tell anybody, but I was like, I'm on it. You started to feel the fans. This is great. And then I didn't receive a second call and almost killed myself. But then I saw the season and I was like,

thank fucking God. I would have jumped out the window. You know who else thought she was on it? Who? Thorgy thought she was on it because she was on that casting special too. Oh really? And she was like, I'm on Drag Race. Yeah. And then never heard back and she was like, oh. Devastated when the cast came out. I was like, oh, I guess I'm not on it. Yeah. But I would never. Months later. Coming this summer, RuPaul's Drag Race season three. Huh. Interesting. Wow. Let me just call that number back. Hey, I've seen myself

I'm back. What's going on right now? Seriously. Where should I tell my Uber driver to go? I have all my drawings. So I'm in LA with a bunch of things. I'm just walking. Where are you? Yeah.

I'm just in drag walking How would you have fared on season 3? I think I would have did really good I feel like I'm very good at making things when I'm like under pressure that's what I think I usually will do the best and I like to sell stuff like really fast versus like taking my time But is this 2011 Jada?

2011 Jada was like. Okay. This hooker was gorgeous. But I used to like go to the beauty supply store, right? Buy a pair of leggings, buy another pair of leggings. And make a cat suit. Cut a hole in the crotch and pull them up in your arms through the legs. Did you ever do that? Get the fuck out. And then you built it. And then you built it. Yeah. Get the fuck out. Girl, you sew the waist together and you cut a hole in the crotch and it's a cat suit. Yeah. I need to see that to believe it.

It works if you use a busy print. Oh, that makes sense. Oh, my God. Yes, we would get all the... You gotta go to the beauty supply store and get all the crazy print leggings. That literally was my Nicki Minaj fit. All of that. With a waist belt. A cheap waist belt. Oh, cover up the seam. Or you corset over it. Oh, right. Sure, of course. And then you poke that hole. And then every time you put it on, though, you have to crawl in through the head hole because there's no zipper.

Oh, so it's just a scoop neck or something? Okay. It's a gig. Put a little jewelry on. And then sometimes I would buy a third pair and then I would cut one of the legs off and attach it here like a hood so then it can go over your face. Yeah. Like a freak. Yeah. Oh, wow. You know, this is Milwaukee, classic Milwaukee drag. Classic. Okay. These are things that people in the world would know if they would have just casted us a little bit sooner. Yeah. We could have changed the world, but whatever. I looked out and I think you would have done fine on early seasons, though.

I don't... You had your shit together really early. But I think the main thing is, like, I was not really, like, comfortable, like, talking. You know, like, I would talk to you, but I wouldn't, like, ever really, like, have conversations with a lot of people. Really? And then feel comfortable around people like that. Well, we were a good 10 years younger than any other working drag queen, probably. Milwaukee's a very... And, you know, people...

experience sometimes Trixie will say like but some people were so nasty to Trixie and I like thought it was just ridiculous like really like literally we would be in the dressing room like just talking like she looks really terrible right now and like this is just like a real conversation while we're in the mirror like we're looking in the mirror like did she just say that I didn't look good but also did you no I thought this bitch was like I love that I love that you're like that's awful but did you very nice

Were you episode one hiding in closet season 12 bad? Well, if you look at season seven though, didn't you all look at me like, who's this idiot? I thought, who is this fashion woman? Who is this runway model? Well, I'm not going to lie to you. I didn't think I was a comedy person. I was like, I'm doing modeling.

Absolutely. Because she did so much modeling too. And then you look over there. Did you not? She was literally like always in fashion shows. What kind of modeling are we talking about? Original OnlyFans stuff. I was just...

I was as weird looking as I was now, but with none of the actual intent or knowledge. I lived when she would go bald and just like wear just like a little piece of hair. So you were like, so you walked in on seven and was like, I am the fashion queen. And you looked over at Kachi and was like, no.

No, I was like, I'm a makeup artist and I'm a fashion model. And we both look at them like, we're looking at her like. And she was a woman. She was going to entertain her the year too when she was a fashion. Yeah. It was crazy. But you know what? Thinking back though, you know when you're young and drag and everything's an insult. So somebody would be like, if you're going to do your cheeks that dark, maybe do your forehead a little darker. And I would go home like, she fucking came for me. I'm like, yeah. Everything is a read, but people are just trying to help you. You might want to contour your nose. What the fuck?

Yeah. Who the fuck are you? And then you go home looking in the mirror like. You don't get my drag. Oh shit. Oh and it's older queens being like have you tried wearing shoes? And you're like you're coming for me.

Because you can't be told anything. Don't stifle my art, damn it. But no, literally, I'd like to tell you, like, literally, Trixie was like, I'm like, wherever, I remember when she was like, we both auditioned, that's when we did the fashion show, like, at the Haunted Fister. Yes. The what? It's like this haunted ass hotel in Milwaukee and people always stay there because it's haunted. But we did a fashion show there and then, like, that was, like, right when we were like, I'm like, my tape, I submitted it. She was like, I submitted mine. I was like, you're going to get on the show? She's like, no, trust me, you'll get on before me. I'm like, no. I'm like, because the thing was, like, in my,

When we did drag, like what we would do in Milwaukee, more people would be like, we love Jada because we get it. Because that was different then. You were the perfect type of drag though because you were pageant. Heidi, she's like...

Perfect. She's beautiful. Goddess model, leg, long shoulders. Your drag was very like 21 year olds loved it. And all the pageant girls who booked shows loved your drag. Normally hate the young girl. Okay. And she was like, well, you get on the show because of that. And I was like, that is so weird. I'm like, I think you will get on the show because your drag is not. I was like,

I hope As soon as you get on the show You will take off And the world will like Be able to see you And then it will be Completely different Because in Milwaukee It's like People had like Such a defined idea Of what drag was Like you had Like even for like Trixie or me Like you Either you did pageants Even if you didn't like it You had to Or they would not Give you bookings

That's a lot of places at home. It's a lot of cultures where you do the pageants to prove to sort of the bookers that you aren't booger. And then you win and they still kind of won the pageant. And they begrudgingly give you your $40 prelim fee. And they dethrone you if you skip your $30 booking. Girl, they take your crown away if you don't come to your $10 booking. $100 prize, $125. Girl, girl.

Entry fee, $100, which is hard to come up with. Yes, it is. And then a $1,000 package. Booking fee, $125. Then they give you the price of the crown. I'm like, why is that my problem? You did miss Gate, Wisconsin. Yeah. And you won. No. I remember the year. So you're not a state title holder? I think I should have won that year. So you're not a state title holder, J-Dog? I mean, I am. She's an airport.

I am, but you were there that year. I was there. I was there. And when we say gooped at the page, Jada looked perfect. And you did that song. I'm like an animal. She did African dance with a big, huge hair on with backup dancers. And it was flawless. And they didn't give you nothing. Yeah.

And then you know what they gave me? They were like, you seem upset. Why are you packing your things? You should stay on the stage a little bit longer. I'm like, I stayed and took the photos you asked me for. Now can I just pack my things? They're like, but why? I was like, why are you trying to like, y'all already got me. Why are y'all trying to make me feel so bad right now? They're trying to get you together, girl. Well, you know, you did pageants. You know how they say like, it's her year. Sometimes it's hard with pageants because you're competing. But when people say things like,

it's her year. It's like, well, how fair is this? It's not at all. And then you think like, no, they're not going to do that. It's nobody's year. It's my year. Until then they're like, first alternate. How is, how political is the pageant system? And are they different? Like, is the continental system from the gay American system? I think the pageants are all different, but I like to believe in a trusting system. Like, at least for like national pageants. I think I would never,

Yeah, for national pageants. Like, even go to or support a pageant I didn't think was fair. You know what I mean? Right. But I think also, like, people give pageants, like, shit. And pageants have, like, some of the most creative, like, 100%. Oh, totally. Like, wild ideas. Even when people see some stuff off Drag Race, they're like, oh,

my god I'm like you do know that they stole that from a video of a pageant girl 100% some of the runway looks that people gag for like all of that stuff when I see a girl do a jump split in a Wonder Woman on Drag Race I'm gonna turn off the TV girl oh my if she does not drop from the rafters from the rafters look up there look up there look up there we're gonna take another break

Not if I'm dick. And we're back. I hope that's how we come back. Not if I'm dick. Get that thing away from my face, trick thief. Back to pageants too, I always tell people whether or not you like pageants, the pageant

I told you not to have that milk. The pageant is going to be the best strike show you'll see all year. Yeah. And also I feel like on drag race for people who are a casual fans of drag or just drag race fans that the, this,

quote unquote pageant thing gets oversimplified and too generalized on Drag Race. Because the pageant world is enormously diverse and very complicated and interesting. In different ways, yeah. And there's multiple systems. Different systems with different rules. And also drag queens get pigeonholed before they even open their mouth on Drag Race. Absolutely.

Absolutely. So you're a pageant queen, but can you be funny? You know, and it's like, well, where does that come from? I don't get it. It's so strange. Because no one clocked me as a pageant girl on the show. I was like, oh, I probably have the most crones. Because they were busy trying to figure out what was going on. Did she say the most crones? Most crones. She had the most crones. Cones. Cones. Cones.

It happens a lot, I think. If you look at somebody like a Kennedy Davenport, you're like, how could you ever think that a pageant person can't be hilarious? Yeah. Because that booker wins every comedy challenge. Ginger Minj is also a pageant. She goes to the pageant scene, too. Most people do comedy pageants. Absolutely. Yes. Have you ever done a comedy pageant? No, I've never. Honestly, before the show, I've never done anything comedy adjacent. Like, I was probably... You thought you were a model and not a woman. I thought I was the full woman. Like, the only pageant queen. I was the...

I was the queen that was in North Carolina doing, I wouldn't say do all the pageants, but the girls knew which pageants I was going to do and they would not go do that one. I was that girl. All two of them. And we'll be spelling delusion. Delusion. Delusion.

This episode is brought to you by... This episode is brought to you by delusion. Delusion. You're out of your fucking mind. Yeah, she was the only one in Ramsur, North Carolina. The only Ramsurian. She said, when I went to the pageant, the other three and a half girls knew not to show up. I know this one girl from back home. The other girl in my town.

This woman from that club, she always does pageants and she always wins because no one shows up and then I never get that lucky. I always show up and that's when eight other bitches want to be at the pageant too. I'm like, why can't I never just have a walk in the park? That does happen, especially in the club system. You just might be the only competitor and just win. And then the pageant happens. They do the pageant anyway though. Yeah. You gotta walk the category. The worst part is the girls who get like a really big head when they're like, I'm going to Miss Wisconsin. Mm-hmm.

I'm going to do the pageant. And you're like, okay. And you're like, you won a prelim with nobody there. You get to do the full thing. What if you still lose? Some systems have it where you have to score a certain amount of points or you still lose. I could imagine. I would cry myself to sleep that night and then wake up and keep crying.

It's like, here's a box of shit. You still lost. No one else will see what you lost. Entry fee. The stress. Entry fees are ridiculous. They are very high. Almost as much as you would win if you win. Yeah, and pageant systems are a business. So you also win...

The commitments are huge. You basically have to do whatever those promoters ask you to do for free. For a year. For a year. You got to cut those ribbons at the supermarket. You got to kiss those babies. But you know, like if it's 2011 and you're Aurora Sexton Miss Entertainment of the Year. I love her. Yes. And you're touring the country and the booking fee is probably a couple hundred.

which is better than $40 at the hometown. And also you have to go travel, travel, travel. And then people who love pageants. I mean, I feel like pageants and like drag race have a lot in common, especially like the way that the fan base would be because people, you go to a pageant and you would make so much money and tips that it's,

ridiculous. Yeah. That's true. That's true. Before the show, pageants are where I got the most of my money from. It just was. I don't know what. You weren't competing. You were just taking. I was just showing up. I was out in the crowd. I was just showing up.

She was out in the crowd with a bucket saying, this is for the girl. This is for her. I promise. This is for the children's hospital. They cannot be tipped during the pageant, so put it in my bucket. And I will give it to them. Not that she's robbing entertainers during Corona time. She's like, you can't touch the entertainer. You have to put the money in the bucket. And she's out the back door. She's operating digital drag shows. Everyone's Venmo is Heidi in Closet. Yeah.

I'm going to split it. She's saying, send it to me and I'll give you your tips. And it's like $3. Like, what the fuck is this? I'm splitting it even. I swear. This is all we made. Have you guys done some of the digital? Yeah, I've done a couple. Can I just ask? I have to ask. Hard. It was weird to win Drag Race, period. Was it weird winning Drag Race in your living room? Yes. And closing your computer and laying down in bed? It was so weird. No. No.

Today's feature project. Yeah, yeah. Delusion. Delusion. You lost your fucking mind. No, not me. We're running a two for three sale on delusion today. I could have sworn I wore a galaxy gown to the finale. Oh my God. No? Oh, it was fashionable. I think it was someone else. And your cinch was so flawless. I actually had a wave. Yeah, it was amazing. What? I don't remember that. Wasn't it the mask? Just the mask, right? Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait

RuPaul in the mask of Zorro. Yeah. What in the hell? I don't know. I mean, I don't think anybody knows. I don't know. It's like, you know, when Netflix releases the next few episodes of Unsolved Mysteries, we will probably find out. But as of right now, there's no way of telling. I'm still haunted by it. When we rewatched it, I was like, oh, that's RuPaul.

I'm just assuming she may be, I mean, I'm just speculating. She likes to look her best and maybe she had a skin treatment or I don't know. I think, I think like the crazy thing is probably like no makeup and she probably wanted to be like in drag and like have that done. Like if I can't get that with quarantine, it was just like, you can't, but her men's clothing is so fabulous. Pull out any of those suits. I mean, I,

I love buying Klein, Epstein and Parker. Exactly. I love suits. Are you trying to get an endorsement? I's try. Wow. I's try. I's try. I's try. What was your favorite? What was your favorite? What from the season are you most proud of? Challenge wise or runway wise or whatever. Sending me home. Oh my God. What was the song? Are you triggered when you hear it? 1999 by Prince. Wow. I.

I love that. You know, you're lucky because Twisted Fate doesn't come up much. Never. Never. Never hear it in my life. Mine's everywhere. Like, I go to the bar, it's playing. I go to the store, it's playing. I go to the gas station, it's playing. Playlist is playing. Yeah. Yeah. Like, I think, like, I was like, that day, I was like, oh my God, I know I'm going. And also, I had to pee so bad. So bad.

And they would not let me pee. And then the worst part was that I was going out to do a horrible skit about really peeing on myself at a pageant. And I would have pissed on myself in the audience waiting to go on stage to tell a story about peeing on myself. Yeah. Well, how ironic. That's a little too on the nose. But I had to go to Rue's bathroom.

Like the one that all the judges knew. What does it smell like? Tell, tell, tell. It had like poopery in there. Please tell me you walked in and she was in there powdering her nose. She was like, get the fuck out of here. Get the fuck out of here, you fucking loser. And I'm like, no, she could do a mad dance. And they're like, hey girl, I didn't know you were in there.

Can I ask, had she flushed? Yeah. Was it clean? Was she letting it mellow? It was flushed, but the water was like a sheer citrine. The water was sample of green. The water was peri-orange.

Could you imagine that after you flush, fill it with this water bottle. You do hold your pee so long on Drag Race. Sometimes you're like, when I get to that bathroom, I know it's blood coming out. You just feel like your guts will explode and you will die on the stage. I remember like I couldn't get my nails off quick enough to like clot my pantyhose. You're actually afraid you're going to pee your pants. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And I'm like, this is going to happen. Because the closer you get to the toilet, your body's just like incoming. I'd always have a PA help me with the tights. I'm like, look, don't look, just pee.

Just start pulling down And I can take the rest Oh my god Just pull it a little bit And I can go But I never peed Because I couldn't put it back on Like if I took it You had to put the dick back on That's cool It's a strap on I had to put it back on Strap on I had to cover my genie cunt I had a little cunt The strapper

Oh my God. So you won in your damn living room. I mean, I was like, we won in the living room. And I'm like, when you watched like the reaction video, we like, we actually watched it like separately. And they told my boyfriend, they were like, he can't be in there watching it on his phone or something because like,

no, because I'm like, I don't want to know, like in case, like if the phone would go faster and they announced that on the phone faster than what we watched on the show when we watched it all together, he would have been like, oh my God, you won or like got excited and I would have knew. But then I knew before him. So we were completely prepared that he would know before me. And all of a sudden, like scream and he came out the corner like, you won. And I'm like,

Did you guys feel weird too? I saw like, cause you know, we've done a lot of stuff remotely and it's just drag remotely is not magical. It's so hard to feel it. You're just like, I'm in my house. Energy from the audience is not there. Like I feed off of that. The fact that you're not in uncomfortable shoes on your feet. Yes. I feel like I deserve some energy from the crowd. I think you do too. I crave it. I yearn it. Not you, not you pulling your shirt close. Like it's a negligee. He is so good.

It's a V-neck shirt and she's pinning it closed like it's a blouse. She's a southern woman, okay? She's got her ankles crossed, beveled, and she's just pointed. She's pointed.

She is literally perched. She is perched. I'm just living my best life. Do y'all not just sit all perched like a woman at all times? No. Brought to you by Chanel. Chanel for the southern woman. She went to Dillard's. She went to Christopher Banks. Christopher E. Banks.

What do you guys want to do when, I mean, you know, we're tired old show hags, but young, young, new celebrities like you guys, what do you want to do when the, um, club opens up? Wait, wait, wait, wait.

You toured a little. Didn't you do Work the World? No, I did like the Drive and Drag Show, which was like different than the Work the World a little bit. What is this? We did this on video so bad. Heidi said, no, I did not do Work the World. Thank you so much. That's like when anybody brings up AJ and the Queen and I'm like, oh, the show everyone was in? Even though I was on tour and couldn't do it, I'm like, I was not there. The thing is, is I would have been there had I been asked.

If you look at my schedule and assume that I can't be somewhere, I don't want a part of it. Yeah. I don't want a part of it. Yeah. Well, there was like that book, that fucking book was, I don't know if it was Magnus taste or there was a drag book that literally had every fucking drag queen in the goddamn world except me. Damn.

You were not in that book. Was I in it? Yes, you were on the cover. Congratulations. They put Heidi on the cover of something. I haven't even started doing drag. We're in that book. Jada, you're the picture for me at the author. You look great. Yeah! And then I also, on the audio tape, about the author.

Yes. Jenna Essence Hall is a woman from Milwaukee, Wisconsin with a mission. She knew that one day she'd be successful. A great writer, philanthropist, and artist. She celebrates life every single day by being exactly who she is. Once again, delusion. Once again. She drives a black Mercedes Benz. Girl, you don't drive.

God damn. Do you not have your license? No. Her driver is a black guy named Mercedes. A black guy named Mercedes. My Mercedes is outside. I drive around. A guy named Ben. A guy named Ben. Yes. Like literally, like I always, like the first time that I tried to, like I was learning to drive and I was on fucking Valit, not Valit, Villard Avenue.

And I got pulled over by the police and it was like four cars. And then I got like a ticket, ticket, ticket. Driving while blocking is a thing. Surprise. It's the thing.

Do you remember Devere Burnett? Do you remember Devere Burnett? Yeah. Me and Devere Burnett lived together. I would only get pulled over when he was in the car with me. Always. Always and always. My roommate was black and we would only get pulled over together. And I'd be like, what? I'm so, I would be like, why am I getting pulled over? He's like, you know why? Because I'm in the front seat with you. As soon as you like, sometimes, well, most times, as soon as you cross over into Wisconsin, it was like, you're like,

Nobody anywhere else is like on the street patrolling this hard. It's the most segregated city. And so it's in a few blocks, it goes from white kids, white families to like the black neighborhood. And then it's the Hispanic neighborhood. It's like literally like in Milwaukee, like when you cross the bridge, the 27 and 35th street bridges. And then it was like trend, a whole new,

new world. It's very, it's so. You'll get pulled over here, but not here. It's like real crazy, but anyway. But you, Heidi, the way you drive, you'd be pulled over every neighborhood. Drive? What's her? Who is she? Drive, who is she? Drive, who is she? A southern woman as myself would never.

You're lifted. I'm walking. You mean my Uber? She's pushing my shopping cart. Going to get groceries. I'm going to get a shopping cart from the vegan grocery store. I've been at...

Tying up her Heelys. People need to know. You don't have Heelys. I do. People literally need to know. I just got some. On Amazon, they make them up to men's size 15. Wow. They were 40 bucks. They're very worth it. Oh, no. I'm a 16. Oh, no. We're trying to find them feet. You know what they say about being with big feet? Big socks. God. You like that?

Heidi has been over here at Walmart. Heidi is doing a number. Do you want a tip? I am a physical person. I like that. I'm funnier to look at what I'm doing than what I'm saying. I'm

I'm funnier to look at. Which is great for a podcast. It's great for a podcast. I'm funnier to look at than here. For the Patreon, you get to see the visuals. Well, we didn't mention she's in drag. Imagine she opened her Patreon and then all of a sudden her followers start going down. Yeah.

Just because you mentioned it. Only fans quits. They just delete it because they heard you might come. They're like, nope. Yes, get the fuck out of here. Have you gotten sick of any people trying to ask you to whistle or anything like that? Has it been long enough? No. What we get from the show, people see what they really enjoy about you and they want that from you. Or they don't. Jada.

But I have come to terms that for the rest of my career, I'm going to have to cry in lotion bottles, whistle. Honey, those are called assholes you've been crying into. That's not lotion coming out, girl. That's a topical ointment. That was so funny, though. I see what you did there. Topical. It was so funny, though. You guys both did an amazing job.

Yeah. I mean, come on. We always talk. I mean, that idiot almost went home second. I went home fourth on season seven. Yeah. The girl, I mean, winning's fabulous, but like, yeah, people love you guys. Now with national coming out day coming out and your name being Heidi in closet, do you want to issue an apology on this podcast or do you want to?

Because the way that you're weaponizing those words. Yeah. Your rhetoric is... It's not that I'm weaponizing it. I'm trying to claim back the word closet because... You're trying to go back in the closet story. Nobody took the word closet, Heidi. Look. See. Look. Play it on closet. We're coming for you. Back in your day... Yesterday. The people... I'm still young. I promise. Would say...

they would make it a negative thing. Closets are for fashion, not men. Okay? So, this is the story. This is what I'm going for. We are taking back the word closet. Okay. Or closet, depending on how everybody you're feeling. Or closest. Or closest. Closet or closet. Closet. Closet. Closet is my cousin. Hi. Hi.

How about just Heidi and close it? Heidi and close it. Heidi and close it. Heidi and close it. You got to do the either or. Oh, either or. I only have the ones from last time. It's okay. Do you know I want to be House of Heidi instead of House of Closet? Just Heidi something like Heidi and cupboard, Heidi and cabinet, Heidi and casket. Heidi and casket. Heidi and Ziggy.

I don't think we have time for either. No, okay. We're already pretty. Okay. This has gone long. You've ruined it, Heidi. You've ruined everything. Jesus fucking Christ. But I did take a little short video of Miss Closet so that people can see the true- The video. The audio. Yeah. With the missing. That hump in her back where she shakes her body out.

She has a lash on it. And I'm still paying him proper while I do. She put a stone on it. She has a lash on the hump. If you lash it, then you gotta put a stone. If you have a hump, you better draw an eyeball on it and put a lash on it. And make it wink. And make it wink, sis. Don't make the hump wink. Oh.

Heidi, do you want to know where everybody can find you on the internet? Yes, they can find me on all my social medias at Heidi and Closet except for TikTok. It's the Heidi and Closet because someone stole Heidi and Closet from me. I was Trixie Mattel 8. And I called TikTok personally. I called her. And I got Trixie Mattel. The power that is. The beauty that is. The grace that is.

That was. Trixie Mattel. That was. But this is Los Angeles and I'm white, so I can just ask TikTok and they'll do things. She said, TikTok, I'm really upset right now. Excuse me. How can we help you? On my name. White woman in trouble. Help me. She pushed her white woman button. Oh my God.

Jada, it's just a help button. Where can people find you, Jada? You can find me everywhere. I'm right now, I'm in my mind. I'm in your mind. The back alley of Mickey's. Are you looking at me? No. You can find me on social media everywhere. Jada E. Hall.

That's Jada E. Hall. And jadeahall.com. I sell some things on there. Oh, yeah. The girls can support. It's the best way to support the teens right now. During these trying times. And I'm working really hard to get a Gucci duffel bag. And if you could just buy a couple of things from me, please. Please support the essence of beauty. Yeah. When I'm in the airport, I want to floss a little bit. Savings, retirement, real estate. Fuck that shit. Fuck that.

Yeah. Get that duffel bag. The clouds are not sunny anymore. It's not sunny skies anymore. It's gloomy day. Well, it's because of the reveals. Yeah, well. And you know what? With COVID, there's no better time for travel equipment. I do not. Honestly.

She said, I'm not going anywhere. I do. And it's going to sit and collect dust in my home. You know what? Also, I think that gender reveals have done a lot of damage during this time. And I think that this is a good time for us to reflect and think about the reveals that we are doing on Drag Race and that some people need to calm down a little bit. We might be the next. We might start a fire next. Oh, my God. Utica.

- Gender reveals. - Was it Epica? - This is 2020, gender reveals have been dangerous for a long time. - Did you see the post where they talked about the very first official gender reveal and it was really just this woman whose their child does not even really conform to typical gender norms, which is crazy. And then they like, do you have any proof of it being the very first one? It's literally just a vanilla cake with icing and pink icing in between the two layers. - And she really tried to say, I did that. - I did this.

I am an inventor. Yeah. Trailblazer. Risk taker. I invented burning down the forest with wild displays and like revealing gender. I know it's sad. It's crazy. There's nothing funnier than what started a fire, a gender reveal party. That's something that didn't need to happen. This wasn't someone camping. This wasn't a home electricity. No. During the pandemic. Right.

Having a party. Should you not be having parties during quarantine times? Absolutely not. I thought that was a question. I thought it was a question at first. Speaking of, we should get back to the 400 person get together in the living room. Bye. Thank you guys. ... ... ...

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