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My man has a man nest back there.

These are butt cheeks. This is butt cheeks. I'm definitely not inside of the butthole. John Smith, he found some like golden plates that said like, this shit is important. And it led to our podcast. Here we go. Start your engines. Ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring.

It's been a while. Damn, baby. A lot of wind up for that one. How are we? Feeling good, baby. Feeling good? You guys see the size of this Jack and Coke? Let's get it started in here. I like that.

Thanks, Blake. Wait, what is that? Hold on. That's Fergie? Is that Fergie? Yeah, it's Fergie. Back when music was good in the early aughts, okay? Yes, thank you. Do you have her national anthem by any chance? Oh, I wish I did. I don't have that. I was there. When Draymond Green was like,

Oh, no wonder. No wonder. And did you feel the fever of the flavor when you were there? Do I feel the fever of the flavor? No, what sucked is that was the all-star game that I weirdly did a dance. We've talked about this on the podcast. Right. With like Ludacris. Durs wants you to touch on it again. I'm just touching. I'm just touching. We've talked about everything on the podcast. Yeah. We're tapped, okay? You hung with Ludas.

- Was that right? - Yeah, I was like, I shared a dressing room with Ludacris. He's like, "Yo, what music you wanna listen to, Adam?" And I go, "Anything by word of mouth." And he just looked at me and goes, "No."

I'm like, oh, pizza, pizza. He probably is like, I've heard that album enough. Yeah, he's like, I'm good. I'm good with that. I made it. And then I suggested the Pitch Perfect 2 soundtrack. And he said, yeah, baby. And he said, hell yeah. I like that. Let's get it started and hot. So wait, but in the room, okay? Because this is like a viral thing. And I walked out directly after the, like hearing the end of it and being like, oh, that seems like a,

Like she's going for it. And then just seeing like security guards faces. I didn't see her. And then I just saw like security guards faces being like, what the fuck was that? Yeah. And people like kind of laughing and snickering. And then it wasn't until after the game that I saw all the hoopla. Hey, Luda, why don't you put something on? Please don't

Whoa, needle drop. Disturbing the peace.

Please don't stop the music. Quick with the needle dropping. Yeah, good job, Blake. Good searching and all that stuff, man. Well done. Really good, Blake. Dude, that hits. I need that for the board, I think. How'd you find that? How'd you find that so fast? That's a quick find. Well, whenever you want me to sing it, I can sing it. I can do the whole dance, dude. I have that one. That one is seared into the mouth.

memories. Please don't do the dance. You'll die. Your hips will explode. You will die. You'll split into two people. Please don't do the dance, Adam. No. Do wait until the live tour, which we just dropped, uh...

The live tour is gonna start in like a few weeks. Yes! We'll do it live! We'll do it live. Fuck it! We'll do it live! We'll do it live. Good luck. Hey, that's funny. We'll do it live! Yeah, so we're just a few weeks out from the live podcast where I guarantee you I'm gonna sing that song in its entirety.

Every show. Every goddamn show. That's how I'm opening up my segment of the podcast. Adam's going to dance and his leg is going to pop off like the orange dudes from the labyrinth. It's just going to hop away. Oh, yeah, dude. On its own. Pull it off and throw it in the audience. Hey, are those guys called fireys? Is that what they're called? The fire guys. Yeah, what are they called? That sounds derogatory. I think it's the fire guys. Whoopsies. Blake will look it up. He's so fast at Google because he's so young.

We'll do it live. He's so young and hip. In the song, don't they say, like, chilly down, like, chilly down with the fireys? Maybe. Don't they say that? Chilly down with the fireys. I want to say they say it over and over again. Well, love. Well, love. Yeah, baby. I think, yeah. Scary moment in a movie, that one. Great characters. Oh, when they take the heads off. Not supposed to be scary, but, like, kind of gets a little too turnt in a weird way when you're young. You're like, oh, these guys are funny. And then they're like, hey, lady, give me your head.

And she's like, oh. Yeah, they're little hands. Oh, that's right. They fucking try and take her head off. And her clothes. That's scary, dude. And their eyes come out of their mouth and stuff. That shit's weird, dude. They try to take her clothes. I'm going to wear your bra on my head.

I'm pretty sure. What are you talking about? I'm pretty sure they do. Well, maybe when Adam watches it for the first time, we can double check it. Has Adam ever seen it, Adam? Never seen Labyrinth? What's up? You weren't there in Santa Monica when we saw that shit in the theater and we saw the owl and stuff?

Oh my God, dude. We can circle back to that. Let's go, dude. I feel, no, I was not there. I never saw it in a theater. I feel like I saw once and I think I was very young and being like, nah, this, this ain't for me.

This ain't it. Back to my DuckTales. Oh, it didn't click for you. God, that clicked so hard with me and Blake and Durs. Yeah, but I did hear that a lot of people didn't like that movie. It was a little too creepy. It's with David Bowie. He has kind of like a...

a huge cod piece. It's weird. Well, yeah, David Bowie, I feel like, and this is why I can't get that into David Bowie because I just want to fuck him the whole time. You know, he's too sexy. Well, that was his whole, that was his whole stage. That's part of why you watch, right? Isn't that why you watch it though? You're like, I want to fuck this guy. Yeah, but I don't want to fuck him. You know, I'm a happily married man. I don't want to fuck David Bowie. Right.

Yeah, but what if he offered to dip you headfirst into the bulk of Eternal Stage? And when I was a kid, I was like, these are feelings that I don't know and I'm not familiar with. Okay. Well, it's a good, it's a banger. And Jennifer Lawrence. No, not Jennifer Lawrence. Jennifer Connelly of Maverick fame. Oh, Jennifer Connelly is unreal. Yeah, absolutely.

And what's the Aronofsky movie that she's in? Top Gun Maverick. Not Maverick with Mel Gibson, correct? That's right. No, not Maverick with Mel Gibson. That's Jodie Foster. That one's pretty good, too. Not bad. Requiem. She's in Requiem, too. That's right. Mel had some good movies. Is David Bowie still alive? Should we get him to come? No. Adam. No. No.

Is David Bowie dead? Yeah, man. That sucks. Do you remember when the world mourned? I'm living in a nightmare. I was going to get him to come to our show in Medford, Massachusetts. I

Yeah, dude. He was going to be first. He was going to be our first guest in Chicago, Illinois on September 17th. Followed by Phoenix, Arizona, Long Beach, Denver, St. Louis, Cleveland, Columbus. Go off. Indianapolis, Louisville, Atlanta. Salt Lake City, Utah, and Seattle. And those are just the dates that we're talking about right now. Well, do it.

Right. So Adam just listed a gang of bangers that we're going out to. Yeah. But that's like, I guess, half the tour dates. I guess that's half. About half the tour dates. If you're in Texas, fucking get out of my DMs and stop telling me that we're making a mistake not going to Texas. We're going to Texas. And guess what? Guess what? Now I don't want to go to Texas. What?

Don't draw lines. This is the beauty of the podcast. He's going to bring that fury. From the amount of hate that Texas gave us, I was like, well, maybe I'm not going to Texas now. What the hell? No, that's not hate. It's excitement. It's like, come on, man. I believe it's called fervor. Exactly. It's fervor, man. The fervor storm is building. Okay. Yeah, maybe you're right. That's Texas fervor. Well, you know, I just dealt with a lot of fervor myself online.

Oh, sure. The whole Marvel thing that I talked about in the podcast a few weeks ago. Right. Evidently, for whatever reason, Variety and Deadline Hollywood and all these publications just said that it was a slow news day. And my statement about Marvel just went out there. And Marvel fans, my God, man.

Do they get the fervor with them is unreal. It's like they all owned Marvel. Like they were all the owner of Marvel. I don't disagree.

I think what happened was you had said it and then it went away and then you brought it back up on the podcast, which came out. And that's why it came back with such fervor. I think that's how it got picked up again. Fervor. Because people were like, oh, he's still talking about it. No, because then they would have used our podcast and not Theo Vaughn's podcast when referencing it. Yeah, but Theo Vaughn's got like way more of a... Yeah, damn, that would have been a good... That would have been good press. Yeah.

Now this fervor, this fervor word that we're using so often, did you know this word or did you just look this up? And also, can somebody please tell me what it means? You don't know what the word fervor means? I don't. I don't believe I've... You're a stupid dumbass. It's like hullabaloo. Yeah, it's like excitement. It's just, yeah. It's fervor, it's hullabaloo, it's excitement. It's... Hullabaloo. Wait, you're using hullabaloo to explain what fervor is? I don't know if fervor and hullabaloo are the same. Hullabaloo, to me,

Hullabaloo is like a big hoopla, right? Isn't it like a hoopla? It just means like a bunch of stuff is happening. None of this is helping. Hullabaloo is like a big fuss, a big mess. Yeah, it's a hoopla. Like a bunch of stuff. Fervor is like intensity. Fervor can cause a hullabaloo. Oh, so fervor is the buildup. Oh, yeah. I've seen fervor start hullabaloo. That is right. Oh, fervor is edging. Fervor is edging. It's the edge, right? Is that what that is? I don't know what you're searching for, Hal.

I'm a dumbass. This dude is awesome. Vervo is like edging. Yeah, it's like edging. Like the buildup. The buildup. Excitement. Yeah. Yeah, the buildup. Yeah, okay, all right. I'm catching your fur. Oh, I see what you're saying. Like edging, like the buildup. Yeah, like... Sure. Okay, cool. Good. He's speaking in cum tongue. Oh, man.

Yeah. Kyle only can understand words if it relates to jerking off. If it's a Pornhub category, he's like, wait a second. Is that like ATM or like, what are we saying? When I'm with you three, I absolutely need to distill it down to that. I think that's kind of important.

Hullabaloo is kind of like when you're really squanching on your nuts. Is this like a finger in your ass or what is this? That would be hoopla. One in the pink, two in the hoopla. Is this like a white male Asian female POV? Two in the hoopla. That's hullabaloo. Wait, so Blake, when you masturbate, you put two in the pink and where is your pink exactly? In the hoopla. It's in the hullabaloo. It's in the hub rub.

Yeah, man, while I'm fervoring my testicles. It's very good. We're back! Hello. Dude, we never left. Hey, man. That's right, we did never leave. We never left, man. Please don't stop the, please don't stop the, please don't stop the music. Pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop.

We didn't go anywhere, baby. Adam, I would back you up on that, dude. Get ready, Massachusetts. I could probably do the... What if we did the... What if we did the... Nobody let Kyle talk. Nobody let Kyle talk. You want us to acapella? I want us to back Adam. Nope, not gonna happen, Kyle. Gotta get my body moving, shake the stress away. Why? Kyle, I would love that. I would love to...

think. Somebody does. That's good. We're going to have a lot of downtime, you know, when we're in these different cities. Sure. And instead of going out and exploring the cities. Oh, I love that. I say me and you stay in the hotel room together. Smoke weed. You know I'm down with that, bro. You know I'm down with that. Smoke weed. Don't see an inch of any city we're in and just practice acapella. Except for pickleball. I do need to play pickleball and practice acapella. And Adam is leaving the conversation. Yeah! Ah!

maybe not that's it i'm just being real with you i can't i can hardly walk so pickleball's out for me no for me adam i do want you to record i want you to record those videos where like you sing part of it and then you sing the other part of it and then it's like different boxes of you all doing that i did that

He literally did that for Bumper. Yes. You did that? I did that for Bumper in Berlin. When Bumper took his travels to Berlin. You can't talk about it. Well, I know. Yeah, that's a huge part of the very first episode. So, yeah, too.

Tune in. I saw it. Well, not yet. Wait till the strikes over then tune in. I watched every app. Right. Um, Kyle, why don't you like go city to city and challenge people? Like put like a bunch of money on pickleball games, like play like 1000 or have people pay to play you. Oh, dude, I'm down. Oh yeah. That's a good idea too. That's a good idea. Donate a percentage to charity. Yes, sir. So it's like white men can't jump, but since white men are like the only people playing pickleball, uh,

Right. Because they can't jump. It's like white men can't jump. So they play pickleball. Yeah. White men can't jump. So they play pickleball. That's the sequel. That's great. That's great. Wait, didn't they just make the sequel to white man or like a reboot or whatever? Yeah. They rebuilt it. And no one talked about it. Yeah. They rebuilt it. It came and went like a fart in the wind.

I'm a little disappointed by how there's no staying power of movies anymore. Who's the guy in it? Jack Harlow? Let's get into it. Here we go. Hollywood talk. Hollywood. It was Jack Harlow and then I don't know the other kids. Yeah. Jack Harlow might just... I mean, I'm not saying Woody Harrelson isn't cool.

cool right but he was just kind of known as like a quirky guy whereas Jack Harlow's known as like the guy who will steal your girl right like this dude is like is that what Jack Harlow is to you I think he's incredibly sexy he's pretty like smooth he's a dude who does this a lot yeah

rubs his hands together like Birdman? I feel like he's, yes. You know, which this has to stop, by the way. That's Birdman hands. Birdman's allowed to do that. Birdman can do it. Is this just because people were putting like stuff on their hands, hand sanitizer during the pandemic? It had a COVID comeback. The hand, the money hands. Really? Yeah.

I thought it's like ready to chomp. But dude, it has to stop. Well, is that money hands? Is that what you said, Blake? That's not money hands. Yeah, cash money. I thought it was like ready to chomp hands. No, it's like get ready hands. Money is like this. That's like you're plotting, like you're an evil. Adam, I like how your neck starts to work as soon as you do money fingers. He's doing money hands. He got the shoulders. He's doing a little shoulder lean. I don't think, I don't, this isn't, I can't do it really. It's not money hands.

It's definitely like... It's more like this. This is the one I like. It's warming up your hands because you're about to go to work. You're about to do some work with these hands. Yeah, this is chomp hands, bro. I think it's more like plotting. It's plotting hands. You're plotting something. You're ready for a takeover. No, this is eating hands like...

No, it's not eating. Oh, dude, it represents fervor. These hands represent fervor. These are fervor hands. These are fervor hands. It's like a doctor who's about to check your testicles. He's like, let me just warm them up so it's not shocking. He's like, let me fervor those testicles. I'm about to. Let me fervor that shit. Dude.

I just got my first physical since I was like 15 years old yesterday. There we go. Yeah. Turns out. What? I got your blood work. You got a bunch of hoopla at the doctor? Yeah, I had a bunch of hoopla. And he made me drop and he just like checked out my nuts. And then he made me turn around and I thought I was going to get a finger in the ass. He does not have gloves on. Hullabaloo. Hullabaloo. Oh, no, he does have gloves on. He does have gloves on. But I'm like, there was no lube or anything. I was like, is this man about to stick his finger up my ass?

No, that's not how it goes down. That's not how it goes down. He would never. I bend over the table thinking I'm about to get a finger in my ass. Were you like this before? Were you like this? I was doing the hand thing. And he just spread my ass cheeks apart. Forever. And just looks at my asshole. Oh, okay. And goes, you don't have to get your butthole fingered for another few years. Dr. Brozarks. And then he just looked at my asshole for like a minute.

you know a few seconds and then he was done yeah i'm like what is he checking i thought you're about to say minutes at least you didn't hear him whisper that'll work he was going hey guys let's let's play family feud what's the top five answers for worst things a doctor can say while he's staring at your asshole okay

Well, I mean, I guess like what are, what is he checking for? Like what is an asshole? What are, what am I checking for? I mean, Blake or Kyle will tell you fishers and hammies. Yeah. They're checking for hammies. They're checking for fishers. They're probably checking for polyps. You know what I mean? Like some cancerous polyps. Jesus. You're poor asshole, Kyle.

Your poor asshole, dude. What is going on back there? This asshole of yours. I'm good. I'm good. It's just a thing. What's a polyp? What's a polyp? A polyp is like a growth. It's like a bump in the inside of your... Oh, yeah. No, that's like... It's really important to find those, right? Because don't those develop into colon cancer? They can. They can. They can be colorectal cancer. Yeah. Not in my butt. No, sir. Yeah. Yeah. You got to get your rectum tight.

Yeah, so they're looking for any signs that says that if they're looking for anything in there that's like, you know what, I should dig. Thankfully, they didn't see anything that was like... Why are you using two hands? It was just a little tongue. Why are you using... You got a gaper. I'm looking in there because I'm like looking. Okay.

You know what I mean? Yeah. I feel like he didn't- Is that the butt cheeks or the butthole? What else are we doing? Did you get on the treadmill for this guy? These are butt cheeks. This is butt cheeks. I'm definitely not inside of the butthole. Well, no. That's asshole that you're doing. Yeah. You're really gripping there. This is cheeks. That's cheeks. Yeah. It was cheeks. This is hole. The cause of diarrhea. Oh, like this. Like that. Or like that. Or like that.

We're becoming a very visual podcast. It's less about the audio. Yeah, you've got to watch this one on YouTube. Yeah. Well, that's why you've got to see us live. You've got to see our hand gestures, our funny faces. We're trying to build fervor. And please come out and see us live in Medford, Massachusetts, which is outside of Boston. Don't know English. We're doing live.

Chicago, Illinois. Phoenix, Arizona. Long Beach, California. Denver, Colorado. St. Louis, Missouri. Lime. You know, St. Louis was just rated most dangerous city in America. Something I read on the internet that could also not be true. I also heard they have really good pizza there, so let's get in. And barbecue. Are we going on a little barbecue? St. Lunatics? Yes. We finally might meet Nelly. Yeah, that's what I was thinking. St. Lunatics, man.

Should we all wear band-aids out? For sure, Nelly's coming. He's going to be the guest in St. Louis. Cleveland, Ohio. Columbus, Ohio. Oh, should we mention that every show will not have a special guest? No show. Every show will definitely probably not have a special guest. No show will have a special guest. None. Indianapolis, Louisville, Atlanta, Salt Lake City, and Seattle. What do you think is going to be the most fun show of this first batch? Will you name them all again three times? Okay.

Medford, Massachusetts is the first one. We'll do it live. Medford? Dude, Medford goes off, someone said to me. Yeah, I'm thinking. Well, I didn't know where it was. I was like, I thought we were going to Boston. Turns out it's just like a suburb of Boston. It's just right outside the city. We'll do it.

I bet they rep super hard. I bet it's going to be cool. Suburbs fucking rock, dude. Yeah, dude. Medford's going to fucking slay. Yeah, that one might be. Let's go to Medford. And I know Chicago's going to be off the charts. That's Jersey's hometown. Oh, dude, you know my city is going to show up for me. Dude, I know that. Dude, I actually think the theater we're doing is super sick. What, is it the Chicago Theater? Yeah, the Chicago Theater. Yeah. It is.

Yeah, it's the one from like the beginning of Perfect Strangers, I think. Great pull, Ders. Oh, nice, dude. There's the beginning of the Cisco and Ebert. Yeah, dude. Fucking disaster, my guy. Wait, what's the beginning of Cisco and Ebert? Ders, can you give us something from the 2000s? Please, man. Some reference. What's Cisco and Ebert? No, Chicago had its time in the 80s and then they kind of moved

on and everyone's like but some of the batmans were filmed here nobody knows that can't tell they do now you just put them on that's right i know that yeah and for more facts come on out to the show live see me drop some factoids about movies from the 90s

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I would love to shoot something in Chicago. They really, their film industry. You can't actually say it. It's a film something, not shoot something because they're doing that. Film, film something. Yes. Chirac is what the kids are calling it. Drill music is a problem.

Do they not have a big film community there anymore or they just don't give the tax benefits? Bro, it's bigger than L.A. It's bigger than L.A. No, they're filming like all the Chicago fire shows. Chicago Hope is probably still going off over there. I hope so. We hope. Points. Points. Yes, points. Okay, good stuff. There are the Chicago shows, which I think are like four shows now. What?

Cool. I could, I guess. But yeah, there's a bunch of stuff. All right, well, good. Yeah, I got to get my ass out there. Bring more than your ass. CSI Chicago. Is there a CSI? Phoenix, Arizona. I mean, we've promoted Game Over Man there and that place is a... Oh my God.

Arizona rocks. I heard that theater is in the round, which is kind of cool. Oh yeah, the Celebrity. That's a really cool theater. A lot of people film their specials there. It's a bagel. How are we going to do that? And I heard that it can rotate. Are you kidding me?

We're going to crank that bitch up. I heard it can go around and around and around. How fast? Put it on full tilt after a few bubbles. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah, dude. Feeder in the ball. Fucking, that sounds dope, dude. That sounds like fun. Dude, just crank as fast as they can possibly spin it. We're just on a... Yeah. Yeah. That would be so sick. I'm happy to do that. Turn it up to 11. Thank you. Gravitron. Just do the show from a Gravitron. The dude who runs it is super serious. There's no 11. It's one to four.

Okay. It goes to four. It's from a movie. Is it from the 90s? No. Yeah, it touched the 11. And then we go, when they come back home to Long Beach. Oh, yeah. My alma mater. Well, do it.

Home of Cameron Diaz and Snoop Dogg. Blake Anderson went to school there. Did you not, Blake Anderson? I did for about a year. Then we got Workaholics. Yes! What's the mascot? Can we shout out the mascot? 49ers. Very important to me. Their baseball team was the Dirtbags.

which is very cool. Dirt bags. I have a tank top. I will be wearing it at the live show. Be ready for that. They still do. They still get away with that. Not that it's like a... Well, I think a dirt bag is the base. Exactly. Yeah, I get that. But I'm saying like... The coochie. That's not what a dirt bag is. The coochie is actually what they call the shortstop. They can get away with it. It's fine. We're just the coochies.

Yeah. No, but I'm just saying, like, it seems like... I don't know if they're still dirtbags. Yeah, I get what you're saying. Like, people are so offended by that, but... Yeah, like, my uncle was a dirtbag. We come from a long line of dirtbags.

Yeah, you can't say dirtbag. I can. Fuck it. Yeah, okay. Well, cool. That's very cool. And I mean, that's cool that we're going to be in Long Beach. I haven't spent a ton of time in Long Beach. I've done the Laugh Factory there a couple times, but I'm excited to mess up Long Beach. Yeah, that's going to be fun. Yeah, I've been to a few Olympic trials there. I saw a world record set there, and I believe 2000...

Who set the world record? Shout out Ian Crocker and the 100 Butterfly. 50 points. Of course, Ian Crocker. And then we go to Denver, Colorado. And Denver, Colorado, I think might be the one. That is a good call. I think that might be looking at this list. I was just out there and it's sick. I like Denver rocks. Dude, Denver fucking rocks. It's a great city. It's super clean. Yeah.

And that's all it takes for Adam to find. I just love cleanliness. That's my main thing. I've never been to Denver. I don't think I've ever been. It's cute. It's hella tiny. It looks old, but also feels new at the same time. I think this stat is one of the sunniest places in America. The Sunshine State. I love the Sunshine State.

Is that what it's called? No, it's not. I feel like that's California. Wow. It's the sunniest place. Really? Yeah. I thought it was Florida. I thought Florida was a sunshine state. It is. Well, we got to switch them up, man. Global warming is changing everything. Southern California, I thought, was the tops as far as sunny goes, but I almost went to school at- It's the golden state. That's what it is. Yeah. California is a golden state, and then Florida is a sunshine state. Well, those are just names. Yeah.

Those are just fun nicknames. What's Arizona? Isn't that the sunniest? No, that's the roadrunner state. Hottest. That's the hottest. That's got to be the hottest state. You don't want that on the license plate, though. We're the hottest state. What state is Arizona? I like this game. I like state games. What is the Arizona? What kind of state is it? Denver is still one of the sunniest cities in America. Adam, what's the next city? Wait, what do you mean, Blake? You mean like what does it say on the license plate?

I got you. Every state is the blank state. Arizona is what? The show me state. Show me them dick. That's Missouri. What's up with the show me state? What the fuck does that even mean? You know what we're doing in Arizona then? Guys are coming on stage and they're going to show me their dick.

Show your bowels. That's not Arizona. We'll do that in St. Louis, which is in the show me state. Oh, okay. Okay. Well, we're going to be showing a lot of deets. We're doing that. But to back up my point, my point was- You are so dumb. Denver is one of the sunniest cities in America with an average of 245 sunny days per year. So- Oh, wow.

Damn, never would have thunk that. Good Lord, it's almost too much. It should be nice and sunny when we're there in Denver on September 24th. This is not the Always Sunny Tour. Always Sunny in Denver, Colorado. We couldn't help it. We'll juice up like Mark McGuire. Okay. Uh-huh.

And have a good time under the arch in beautiful St. Louis. What other things do you guys know about St. Louis? In the show me state. The show me state of Missouri. The show me state. That's the show me state, right? I think it has a jazz scene. Okay. Jazz is tight. Yeah.

The barbecue. Just the St. Louis barbecue, no? Yeah, barbecue. St. Louis is known for barbecue. And the St. Lunatics. Yeah, that's enough. The guy with the mask. Dude, Murphy Lee, that's a lot of stuff. Murphy Lee. We're only there for a couple days, right? No, just one day. Did we cover this this episode? I can't even remember. Did we already talk about the St. Lunatics? Okay, let's move on. Next one. Goodbye. And the Arch. We got to go up the Arch. Then we go to Cleveland, Ohio. Oh.

Ooh, the mistake by the lake. I can't wait, baby. Oh, Dan, that's so close. Cleveland rocks, according to Drew Carey. Oh, yeah. Drew Carey. We got to get Drew Carey. The dog pound. Let's go Browns. Bone thugs in harmony? Like, come on. Oh, yeah. Kid Cudi, if you will. My goodness. Come on. Okay. Oh, is Cudi from Cleveland? Yeah. Shake your heights guy right out. Dude, get your LeBron James jerseys on.

on and we're not saying he's gonna be there but he's joining us so yeah we're not saying he's gonna him and kid cuddy lebron gonna do a crazy thing they met on the set of uh the house party revamp and uh let's just say a night on that that got cut and we'll see him all there we're super tight and close we're sending out some text you got cut out of the rebuild of that movie the the

Re reboot. It was like a, during COVID, like they called me at like five o'clock and they're like, can you come downtown at nine 30 and film a scene? And I was like, sure. And then it got cut. Yup. I mean, I went and I was like, this is going to get cut.

Yeah, for sure. It was like the dudes coming out of like an Eyes Wide Shut party. Super original. Shots fired. Then I was just like there like, hi, here's your... It was notoriously horrible. Dude, you better be careful. Dude, the house party fans are going to come after you just like the Marvel fans came after me. You better be careful, dude.

The fervor of the house party fans are going to get you. Be careful, man. So after Cleveland, Ohio, we're sticking in Ohio. We evidently love the Buckeye State. Oh, yes. We're going to Columbus. And I don't think I've ever been to Columbus. So this is pretty exciting. I've been to every other one of these cities so far. Shout out to the Columbus crew. Thank you, guys. Soccer team.

back in the day. Okay, yeah. Shout out to... What else? What else? What else? Do you guys know anything about Columbus? Nothing, man. Nothing. Large gay population. A lot of the Midwest gay folks. Okay. That's great. Let's go, baby. Not going to San Fran. I'm staying Midwest. Durs always keeps tabs of specifically Midwest gays. That's what Durs is always... He keeps a finger on the pulse. Well, I was raised by one, so you know. You know what's happening. Cool, man. Yeah.

Nicely done, dude. Nicely done. Where else is gay? I think Minnesota or Minneapolis has a pretty good gay community. Gacy. Yeah, many. They call it many ass. Men and ass. Many ass. I guess you guys got some points. I think they call Minneapolis this men's ass is on my lips. And then we're going to...

Indianapolis. Which they call Indy my ass please. Yes points! That gets points Adam well done. Indianapolis I've only been there for a NCAA finals game Wisconsin Badgers when they got stomped by Duke or somebody. Fucking Duke. Okay so everybody wear your Duke jerseys to that one. Get your Duke jerseys.

jerseys on. I know the restaurant we're going to go to. It's called like Elmo's and it's got a famous shrimp cocktail. Just famous for being super spicy. And that's, Oh, I like a hot shrimp. Dude. My favorite part about being on tour is having really fun dinners with my friends. So I'm really excited for, for that. It's going to be half the podcast every time. It's just where we ate. It's like, so the dinner we had tonight, we ate.

But we're going to have to eat dinner at like 4 p.m. We're going to throw up on stage every night. That's perfect. Honestly, that's perfect for me. For Kyle, that is perfect. I love a nice little first bell. Kyle, is that a pickleball shirt, Kyle? Huh? Is that a pickleball shirt? Well, yeah. Low key. Good job, man. You got it. Well, I'm a visual learner. You got it. And you are looking, Kyle, Durson before the podcast. And I'm clocking it now. Hi, guy. You're looking real skinny, bud.

Oh, thanks. Thanks. How many LBs have you dropped? See ya. I was not complimenting him for the record. I was just as a scientist. Yeah, he wasn't complimenting. He said, ew, you look skinny. I was like, the thing looks skinnier. I like it though. I like it. Thanks. You're giving real...

David Bowie vibes. Oh, there we go. You look like a corpse. Um, but I'm a little concerned about the hair in the back is giving me like Bill Murray and of, uh, King King. Yeah. Yeah.

That's a what happened? I got it just kind of tucked up back there. You know, it's so fucking hot, man. I got to put it off my neck. My man has a man nest back there. It's like it gets so damn hot on the neck. I don't know how the hell you operate for so long, Blake. I mean, come on now, dog. My friend, I've had so many days when I wish I could just end it. You can. You can just cut it.

Yeah. But this is, it's like a little bun thing back here. It's cool. It's nice. Okay. Well, we're not talking to work. Yeah. We're talking about how you were talking about that. We're going to shave both their heads when we get to what city Adam, when we go to, uh, I feel like that's a Louisville.

Louisville thing. Oh my God. I'm down below 220. I'm below 220, guys. It's a big deal. That's huge, man. Wow. Congrats. And how many LBs did you drop, do you think? And have you been actively trying? 220. He lost 220. Pickleball.

I've been just playing pickleball and running. Like, now I'm running again. Okay, so you are attempting to lose some LBs. I have been, yeah. What shoes are you running in? What are you running in? I'm running in Hoka's, dude. Okay. Which ones? What's on feet? Clifton's? They got the fucking wide-ass base. Do you know what I'm talking about? Like, really, really wide. Like, they go out at... Yeah, it's probably Clifton's. I mean, that's a lot. It's most Hoka's. Yeah, they got the fat base. But I like them. I think they're good. I dig them. Yeah. Good. Yeah. My...

doctor called me fat yesterday, so that's cool. Was this while he was peering into your asshole? He didn't even call you by name. He just goes, step in, fat. Yeah. Hey, fat. Take a seat. It's good to see you. I'm reading your file here, chunky. Stop talking, fat. Sit down, fat. What do you mean? He said I'm overweight and I need to keep an eye on it as he looks at my buckle. Oh,

I can't stop eating. But doesn't he know what your situation is? He's like, it's real fat back here. What's going on? Just your butthole. It's really hard to part. I got to grab it. No, he does know. And he understood. He's like, your butthole has sleep apnea. When you fart, you almost.

Well, I'm having hip surgery. I'm having hip surgery tomorrow. So these hips don't lie. Hopefully that clears it up and I can. Oh, you could probably got a, you probably got a fast tonight, huh? You got fast at no eating. Oh no, I'm sorry. Uh, Friday. So today's Wednesday. So I can eat like a fucking pig until then. Well, that's going to be why your doctor's calling your names, buddy. Yeah.

You are not fat. I eat because I'm on Hoppy. Stop it. Get a new doctor. Whenever I hear stuff like that, I just get a new doctor. Yeah, you're like, just get a brand new doctor. I just can't. I agree. I can't get over the sleep apnea machine hooked up to your butthole. I bet you can. He's a visual guy, just like me. Just like the pod. Oh,

Yeah, so I'm proud of you, Kai. Going out there running. I didn't know you were a runner. That's fucking awesome. Yeah, trying to shed it. It's important. I am also too big. What's cool about... I'm jealous of runners. It's fun. We're going to go to all these different cities. You can take a hot lap.

You can go see the city real quick. We're going to do it, boys. Oh, yeah. Maybe I'll be back. Maybe I'll run for the first time in my life with my new ass head. In Indianapolis. Or just get one of those racing wheelchairs where you just get the gloves. Oh, that's cool. I'll push you. Well, that's what's going to happen. I'm just going to be fucking fast.

thick with it. Yeah, you'll lead the way. That would be tight. Just all up here. I'm going to look like the wheelchair guy from American Dad. You know who I'm talking about? Yeah. Just all up the body. Yeah, the jacked dude. The cop dude. Did you see that? You saw one episode of that show. The cartoon? Yeah, the cartoon American Dad, right? Yeah.

Yeah, me and Blake were on a handful of episodes of American Dad. We were? Oh yeah, me too. Yeah, you would go in for like a 30 minute session in that one room. Wait a minute. We recorded together or was it me and you, Durs, that recorded together? Maybe it was. I don't think it was me. I remember going back there. They're like, hey, they want you for another voice. And I was like, I'm getting $10 for this. This doesn't seem right. Hey, that's why we're striking. That is a strike. No, actually we got

We got good residuals for that because it was on. It was on. Was it? Oh, because they play it so much. Because they play it so much. So what are residuals? So American Dad was a great, great gig. Wow, dude. Back when residuals were programmed in, baby. So Louisville, Kentucky. I don't think I've ever been to Louisville. Louisville. We got to get Kyle in the batting cages there, right? Let's go. I'll hit a slugger. Yeah. Dude, I'm excited for that. I have an aunt that lives in Louisville that I would love to link up with. That'd be cool. Louisville. Louisville.

Well, you're going to have to learn how to say it. I think it's pronounced Lowville. Okay. Okay. It is. It's Lowville. And the next destination on the tour is... You think it's pronounced Lowville? Lowville. People do say Lowville. Lowville. Yeah, Lowville. Yeah, when they're drunk and slurring. It's pronounced Lowville. It's true.

Thank you, Todd. It's Louisville. Yeah, but when you say railroad, it's the same kind of thing. I don't say railroad. It's Louisville. Yes, you do. Can you guys back me up? I say railroad. You just said railroad, but you say railroad. Adam says railroad. I don't say railroad. Adam says my dad. My dad worked for the railroad. He does say that. Yes, he does. But dude, my dad says it too. He was born in Missouri, much like yourself. Adam also says sugar. Sugar. Yeah, and divorced. What else? What else? Sugar and divorced. Well, Durst says...

Thanks. Let's go. He does say thanks. Durs definitely says thanks. Thanks. Seems pretty cool to me. And he always clears his throat like this. And I say thanks correctly, Louisville. Okay. Hey, so we'll be in Louisville. Blake says didn't.

I say a lot of dumb shit. I didn't go there. I didn't go there. That's a Bay Area thing. You guys want to get it. Yeah, I get it. I did it. Which is not on the tour dates, but stay tuned for the second half.

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Hey, Blake, why do you hate the Bay Area so much and you didn't make sure that it's on the first leg of the tour, dude? It seems like Blake and Kyle hates the Bay. Whoa, whoa, chill, chill on there, boy. Hey, no. Check your fizz level, dude. Yeah, bro. That's what the comments are saying. You guys are just as bad as these Texas kids. Come on, you need to have a little patience. We're doing a big rollout. Wait till the second. Dude, we're trying to build fervor. Fervor.

Ferver hits. Here comes the Ferver. Get Ferver in the compliment section. And then we're going to hot Atlanta, boys. That's going to be a fun one. You know Atlanta's going to be a banger. We know a couple spots out there. I can't wait to be there for nine hours.

We're going to soak it in. That shit's important. Oh, you can get a lot done in nine hours in Atlanta. Trust me. You spent a lot of time in Atlanta, Blake, when you were shooting Woke. Yes. When I was there shooting The Outlaws, every place I would go into, they're like, your boy Blake was just in here. Oh,

Like yesterday? He's been home for like months. Two years ago. Yeah, yeah. I leave a stink. They're like, oh. They're like looking around for you as if you just left. They're like, he was just here. Oh. And I'm not joking. That happened multiple places I'd walk in and they're like, oh, your boy was just here. And I'm like, who? And they're like, Blake. And I'm like, Blake has been home for like three months. You don't understand. Time freezes at this Jimmy John's. Fuck.

Jimmy John's. It was every bar I went into, which made me go, oh, Blake had a good time here. Dude, literally one of the coolest places you can ever go is the Claremont Lounge. It is such a cool bar. It rocks, dude. I went there. Well, I've been there several times since. But when I was shooting The Outlaws, we went there. And I'd only been there one other time before that.

And I walk in and the woman who's like in charge, the bartender lady, she was like, oh, hey, honey, I saved your seat for you right here, baby. Sit on down. Good to see you, Adam. And then people are like looking around as if I come in there all the time. This woman was just like remembered me, called me out as if I'm like I have a seat.

And then everybody was like, oh, do you come here all the time? And I'm like, no. I mean, you're famous. I've been here one other time. Allegedly. That was very nice of her. Yeah. Dude, they're very welcoming. Yeah, she made me feel at home. Do you think it's a combination of a nice person and you're famous? Wow. Could it be? I do think that, but it's a strip club, so you don't want to feel like. A combination of that and a little combination of. Please don't stop them. Please don't stop them. Please don't stop them.

I felt like she was outing me when in fact I hadn't been there before. Like I've only been there one other time, like a year and a half previously. Right. Yeah. So it was, it was a little off putting, but it is an amazing place. There's a woman there with tits down to her knees and you,

throw your empty beer can up to her and she will smash the beer can between her titties. Whoa, that's tight. That's the kind of cool place it is. Sounds like a must. It's really fun. It's a great spot. I guess I was there for Junior Nationals in 1998. And you didn't go to the Claremont Lounge. It's a blast. I went somewhere, though, where they had like 30 different mixed ice drinks or whatever in those machines, you know? And I dropped my fake ID and got one. Ooh.

All the hot daiquiri spots. Exactly. I've always been cool. I got a question. I got a question about the boob thing. Between the breasts? She crushes the can? It's science. Yeah, so she would take her titties. Yeah, so you know how you grab... Like this. Like this. Here. So imagine you're grabbing butt cheeks. So watch me here. Yeah, I'm watching. Adam is now... He's got his... He has his titties in his hands. He's pretending like he has one tit in each hand. Whoa! Whoa!

Oh, no way. She throws the can into the air. So you throw the can up and then she takes her giant titties and goes... And catches them. It's science. And smashes the can in between her giant titties. Yeah, dude. So they're recycling. I love it. It's worth...

The price of admission. Yes. Even if you're not a drinker, get a soda pop and enjoy the show because it is a blast. Enjoy the show. It is fun. And there's great clientele. But so her breasts are so firm at that size. They also have like the world's oldest stripper. They have like a 80-year-old woman up there. She cut herself? Is this a strip club or a bar? It's both. It's a bikini bar. Honestly, what is this?

Okay. Yeah. Okay. It's like, but it's only like, yeah, it's not like intense or anything. It's just like a vibe. Well, it's a, it's a, it's kind of a, it's a scene. It seems fun. Yeah. And scary. A little bit scary. Like a little bit, like I'd be like a little nervous when you go in there.

It's like Cha-Cha Lounge meets Jumbo's Clown Room. What was the bikini bar downtown? Cheetahs. LA that was there forever. Cheetahs? No, no, no, no, no. No, no, no. That's... Hoffsbrow. Yeah, Mike's Hoffbrow. That place rocks. Sam's. Sam's. Sam's Hoffbrow. You call Mike's because our boy Mike was the shining light. Table for Mike.

It was called Sam's, but that was Mike's place. We would jump the line straight to the front before fame and whatever. Just going straight to the front of the line. And he would go, I got a table for Mike. And he just said it with such confidence. And you just want this dude in your club? Yeah. And then they just waved us all in and had a table for us. Dude, I hung out with Mikey last night. We went and got sushi downtown in...

Old Japan town, which I did not know was a thing in Los Angeles, but it is. And it's fucking awesome down there. That sounds badass. I'm so jelly. I'm so jelly now, bitch. I'm mad jelly. After we get wild in Hotlanta, we're going to kind of cool off a little bit and maybe chill out because we're hitting Salt Lake City. Oh.

SLC, baby. Oh, Utah. SLC punks, dude. We're going to get very punk rock out there. Is that where the beers are? The beers are limited in SLC, right? Like the percentage of it? We're going to learn the protocol. We're going to talk about it on stage, I'm sure. What does that mean, mate?

It means a percentage. Less percentage of alcohol. Yeah. Three and a half percent or something like that. Is that less than like a Bud Light is? Bud Light is like five.

Because that's all I drink. Yeah, of course. Yeah, well, it's going to be 3.5% Bud Lights, bud. Okay. But you're hydrated. I love it. Yeah, you're just going to drink more. Yeah, it's still water. Still water. What about the buzz balls? The buzz balls. What if I bring in super strong buzz balls across the border, do you think? Oh, I don't know if you can do that. I don't know if you can import, dude. I think you'll be arrested on the spot, and I would love that. I think this tour isn't a success.

Unless specifically Blake is arrested. And wait, is this Church of Latter-day Saints? Who's in Salt Lake? Yeah, I think it's Mormon. Is that the same thing as Church of Latter-day Saints? I believe so. And what is Latter-day? Yesterday. I don't know. Tomorrow.

As I'm saying. Like, Latter Day was just like in the 60s or whenever when the Mormons created this religion. Yeah, the Latter Day. Latter Day. The 60s? Is Latter Day like Saturday? Is it Saturday? Well, no. Someone should look it up. But it wasn't that long ago. Yeah. Church of Saturday Saints? It was like John Henry, right? John Smith. John Smith. John Smith. He found some golden plates that said like,

This shit is important. And it led to our podcast. Oh, okay. Respect. That shit's important. He's like, religion's a naked grandma. And everyone's like, I like it. Our whole entire podcast has been leading up to this moment. We're leading people towards...

the Mormon church. Cool. Yeah. The church of Latter-day Saints, which admittedly out of all the saints, like Latter-day ones are kind of tight. Yeah. You might've known. My uncle was a Latter-day Saint. Latter-day. That's when you clean the gutters. What are we talking here? Hey, Latter-days for the boys. Okay. Latter-days for the boys. I love that. Uh, but,

Blake, if I don't get goddamn points for that one. Sorry, man. You're leading the league in points today. And I feel like we need to make latter day is for the boys merch for Salt Lake City. Yeah, that's a really good idea. Isaac, fuck that up, please.

Isaac, it says later days. I've done shows in Salt Lake City before, and they are great. Yeah, no, I can't wait. They were very fun shows. Seattle, and we're ending the first leg of this tour in beautiful Seattle, Washington. Adam Ray. I cannot wait. Starbucks. Get your Joel McHale and Adam Ray on. Maybe those are...

our guests no ken griffey jr will not be there dude that would be sick love ken griffey sean kemp come on you know i met ken griffey jr just a few weeks ago how was he he was telling me connected he was he said the nicest things about you i've never

That's cool. He rocks. Adam's getting, he's playing Brick Breaker. Adam goes, yeah, I met Ken Griffey Jr. Let me be on my phone for a moment. You guys discuss that thing I said for a second. Sure.

Cool. Matt's in the market was a restaurant we're going to go to when we are in Seattle. It was so damn good. It was called Matt's in the market. And Joel McHale took me there after the... What is Kyle doing? Starbucks. I want your undivided attention for what Adam's talking about right now. Or you're not invited. Goodbye. Joel McHale took me there after...

after the MLB celebrity all-star game. This is boring. Right, yeah, you were saying that it was off the charts. Yeah, it was really good. Which is, to me, valuable information. Kyle on the other hand, I don't know if he's fucking picking toe jam out of his feet or

What over there? What are we doing? I'm listening, dude. I'm listening. I'm just looking down. I don't have to look at you. What's boring? You think this is any more exciting than any other episode we've ever done? You want his attention. You got to talk about buttholes. That really hurts my feelings, Kyle. He's going to tune in. What's your weight loss again? We're not talking about jerking off. Kyle's checked out.

Yeah, if it's not sexual, I'm kind of like, well, I'll just wait. I'm just patiently waiting. I'm not interrupting. I'm patiently waiting and chirping in when I feel like I can chirp in. No, I'm watching you. I don't like it. Well, guess what? When we go to dinner at Matt's in the Market in Seattle to end the first leg of the tour, you can excuse yourself and go jerk off in the bathroom, Kyle, because I know you have to do that. I'm...

Happy to. Happy to. And I'm excited for you to jerk. Because I use those restrooms. I'm happy that you're happy. I use those restrooms. They're nice. They're clean. Totally. And I think you'll enjoy jerking off in them. Okay? Mm-hmm. Happy. I'm happy. Now I'm in. This is great. Now I have something to look forward to. I'm good. I'm living in a nightmare. Yeah, that's great. We're going to try and get Kyle to gain all the weight back on this tour. Oh, that's easy, man. Yeah.

Dude, I'm probably going to be my fattest self because I'm getting the hip surgery and I can't work out. That's exciting. Yeah, I think I'm going to break the 200 barrier, which I've never done before. Oh, man. I kind of remember you in an era when you got close before because I remember talking about this and rooting for you. Rooting for you to get there. I ebb and flow. It's been a lifetime goal. Yeah. I eat because I'm on hopping. So I think...

I think I'm probably going to hit it. You know, it's just I'm not going to be able to work out or really move for a few weeks. Where are you at right now, brother? Yeah, how far do we have to go? Yeah, what's going on? I weighed myself at the doctor's yesterday, and I was 194 pounds. So I got six pounds. Oh, dude, you're a couple meals away. Oh, yeah. And that's half cock. Oh, man.

Dude, you're rock solid. I don't think, by the way, I don't think you're fat unless when you sit on the toilet, your stomach touches your thighs. Whoa. Yeah, that's when you know it's bad news. That's when you're fat, right? I was thinking about that the other day because I was like, at least my stomach's not touching my thighs. And I'm not quite there. Yeah, then you're fine. I'm not quite there, but it's drooping a little bit more than my stomach. My stomach doesn't really droop.

And it's starting to drip. You come from a barrel chest or a barrel tummy. Yeah, where does your thigh start? How far do you lean forward when you poop? Are you like back to the... Just a standard... Dude, it's a standard...

Well, you're not- no one shits fucking like this. Don't say no one. Don't say no one. You don't lean against the back seat? No! No. No, no, no. You sit straight up. You sit straight up. You lean forward. My toilet has a fucking recliner, dog. I take a shit like I'm in a lowrider. I'm like way back here, like...

Dude, that's a trip. I take a dump. Where does it go? See, I hate when Blake makes up things for the pod. I want realism when it comes to our podcast. Not like just making stuff up. You don't know. You never see me shit. You don't know where I put those cameras, Blake. I agree.

Because my question is, where do your thighs technically start? You know what I mean? Oh, you're saying thighs to stomachs? I don't know. Two weeks to the round. I don't know. Good question. You know what I mean? So Kyle, you're just admitting that your gut for sure rests on your thighs. Is that what you're... I'm asking where the thighs start. I did not say anything. Where it bends. Sometimes my knees are touching my nipples. I don't know. At the hip? Like right where it bends? Yeah.

Yeah, Kyle. Well, if I'm leaning forward, it can touch. Well, yeah, if you're leaning all the way over, sure. Yeah, anybody. No, if I'm just taking a shit. If you're trying to suck your own dick on the toilet, for sure. Okay, hold on. If you're just sitting straight up and your gut touches your thighs, I agree with Durst. That is when...

You're a little loose in the cage, brother. Well, how far do you sit forward? Okay. Well, so mine is touching the thigh. Mine's touching the thigh. My belly is touching the thigh. Yeah, Kyle. I think a good doctor would tell you that you are obese. I think a good doctor would let you know that. But I am proud of you. What are you showing us?

I think I can look that up on the internet, buddy. I don't need a doctor for that. I can look that up online. I know that. But I'm proud of you. You've recently lost how much weight? Did we cover that? It's been a long time, but I said I was up to 270 like two years ago. And you're at 220. I'm at 218, yeah.

But who's nickel and diamond? I mean, wow, that's really good. That's 50 pounds. That's fucking incredible. Yeah, I was too big. That makes me want to gain 50 to lose 50. You really could have turned that corner and been, you could have got to 300. It's a bagel. Oh, dude, I was there. I was absolutely there. Well, you're 30 pounds. You pussyed out. That's not quite there. And I would love you like that.

But it would have been easy. You know what's weird about being 270 is I didn't even feel 270. I kind of felt like I was like, all right. And then I got on the scale. Did your calves get huge? Is that –

You know how like ex-fat dudes have like the most lit calves? Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, I didn't get any of the... Like you can know, you're like, you're fat. You used to be fat. I don't think I got any of the benefits. I don't think I got any of the benefits of being that big, you know? It's just the calves. There's no other benefits. Well, that's what's... Besides sick bowling shirts. They look great. They look really good. I feel a lot of fat guys, like they are really strong because you kind of have to be strong to lug around all that weight all the time. All the time. So like...

And your heart is in shape. So then they lose a ton of weight and then they're just like kind of jacked, stacked dudes. And you're kind of like, is that the trick? That's what I'm doing. It's my... Jacked and stacked with just like the skin situation. Yeah, for sure. It is so wild when you lose that much weight and then you just pick up like a couple bowling balls and you're like, dude, this used to be on me. Like, you know what I mean? Like, that's a lot of fucking weight, bro. It's wild. Well, more than a couple.

50 pounds. Bowling balls are like 10 or 12 pounds. 50 pounds is like four bowling balls, right? Yeah, that's a lot of balls. I lost four bowling balls. It's incredible, actually. Man, big ups to me, dude. Good job. Let's go. Big ups to the human body. No, I'm proud of you. Good work.

And that's mostly pickleball related. So, hey. And it was just pickleball. Yeah. So, shout out to Selkirk. Shout out to Big Pickleball. Shout out to Selkirk. Thanks for the paddles. Send my man a hat. Well, are there any take backs? Any apologies? They got to send me that net. I would love an apology from Kyle since he sort of like zoned out. What did I do? Talking about Ken Griffey Jr. And you just sort of.

That's when you zoned out. That's when you zoned out. That's when you zoned out, and I'll take that apology. Dude, I wasn't zoning out. I was looking up something to talk about on the podcast, dude. Matt's in the market. The restaurant we're going to go to in Seattle. You still should apologize. I just love this. I met Ken Griffey Jr. I think I told you guys I met him a couple weeks ago. And then it was like, I'm bored. You know?

Well, you know what? I guess I'm not getting that apology and that's fine, dude. I'll give you a moment of gratitude like I fucking love you and appreciate you. You know what I mean? I love that. I love and appreciate you guys. Any take backs or moments of gratitude? Oh.

We're going to add moments of gratitude. I like that. Give me a moment of gratitude. I like that, too. This is a moment of gratitude presented by Latter-day Saints, everyone. Gratitude Saints. Latter-day boys. Get your merch on. We're for sure not going to have it. Latter-days is for the boys. That's really good. Get your tickets at TIItour.com. That is TIItour.com.

Do we get like, like visors to be like backwards and upside down for the, cause it's such a Saturdays for the boys thing to wear. Yeah. It's for the boys visors. Latter days is for the, yeah. Oh, I kind of like that. But then if you have to wear it upside down and, uh,

backwards in order to read it so the font will be upside down yeah yeah so you have to wear backwards and upside down yes yeah okay friendship also i can pretty much guarantee we won't have this merch on the tour so if anybody who's listening wants to do this and sell it in the parking lot i'll be buying your merch okay yeah yeah we might we might tune into that okay yeah you're gonna hear from my lawyer yeah at the slc show i want all

I want all the bootleg merch. I want all the bootleg merch. That's for sure. Absolutely. We encourage it. Any take backs? Any apologies? We are going to sell some merch. I'm excited to finalize that. Yeah. Oh, God. I'm going to give a shout out. Shout out to USA Swimming Foundation. Adam and I did a game show. Yeah. And I was happy to send them 25 Gs to teach some kids how to swim. Good job. We got to stop the drownings. Absolutely. If people watch that,

That was a lit ass. Oh, and I'm saying lit. I'm saying lit. Cool. Yeah, it was good. You guys celebrity family feud. Steve Harvey, baby. Yeah. If honestly, if we could, if we can talk about it, I watch a lot of family feud. That was an epic.

excellent episode you guys were neck and neck so you're just some uh you're promoting it we're not yeah like i'm not a part of it i have no stakes in the game i would just love to say that that was an excellent episode of family feud yeah thanks uh i think the families really did a great job of carrying the load um my dad was on a good one yes your father was very i love that your dad said steve adam and i just just blanking adam and i not knowing we're like we can't

Dude, I could have won the game if I would have just known Bob Barker. And I know Bob Barker, obviously. Yes, he's in Happy Gilmore, dude. Come on. The price is wrong. Price is wrong, bitch. Did I tell you guys I met Bob Barker last week? Hang on a second.

I'm going to call him. A real banger. And you got to send 10 Gs to? Children's Miracle Network Hospitals. It's just a group of children's hospitals. And we're not going to stop listeners from also contributing on their own. That was the whole point, just to raise awareness. So they sent me this little zip up that I'll never wear. Did you say miracle? Did you say miracle or miracle? Miracle. Louisville.

Children's Miracle Network. Miracle. Miracle. If you love it, why don't you miracle it? You guys say miracle? It's miracle. Miracle. I say miracle. Miracle. Like Miracle Mile? Miracle. I say Miracle Mile. Miracle Mile.

That's what I'm wondering. Dude, this is the dumbest podcast. The fact that we're going to go on tour is so silly. Come see us dumb line. Come see us try and pronounce your city's name. Miracle, miracle, miracle. I would love to apologize to the great state of Texas and to the Bay Area, but please be patient. Stay tuned. That second rollout. It's funny how off the podcast you keep saying how you do not want to go to the Bay Area. That's what's so funny to me. It's not that mean to me there.

It's almost all he talks about. Roasted. All you talk about is how you do not want to go to the Bay Area and fuck the Bay Area. We'll do it live. Yeah, you left here for a reason. We'll do it live. You're like, I got out of there for a reason. Yucky, yucky, yucky. He keeps saying, why would I go back? Yeah, why would I go back? Why would I go? We're going to Texas. Let's go. Well, we'll see if they're nice to us in the comments, okay? Be nice in the compliments, everybody. Be nice in the compliments.

And that was another episode of... Crew Deep Cut. This is important. Please don't stop the music. Oh, it's cool. Isaac shows up at the end. Please don't stop the music. Please don't stop the music. Please don't stop the music.

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