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Why do you think your ass is cleaner than mine? I don't understand that. Holy shit, look at second base. That kid's dick just fell off. Oh my god, the windsuits were crazy. Let's go. Hi, guys. Hi, hi. How's it going, you guys? What's up? What up? Good.
Good to see you guys. Anders being all bi-coastal over there. Hey man, 2020, let's get that money. You feel me? Dude. That a boy. No, no, I don't feel that. And why don't you? Why don't you feel that? Because I'm not working, okay, Anders? This right here, this doesn't work for me. This is play. You can't feel it for a friend of yours? I feel it for you. I hella feel it for you, Anders. Get that money. Stack that cash. Thank you, friend.
Uh-oh. And, uh...
I got in a little trouble for talking about how my dad was bumping and grinding with those 22-year-olds at South by Southwest. I saw that coming. Yeah. I saw that coming. Yeah. Penny and Dennis both listened together, and evidently there were some side glances. I love it. And they want us to be a little nicer to Kyle. They think they truly believe his feelings are truly hurt. No. No.
Dude, everybody's saying that. Even the homies in like the text. And I'm like, Kyle's not a bitch, dude. He could take a little ribs. No, I'm good. Right. I'm good. This dude is like a weird flabby Teflon that just it doesn't stick to him. It doesn't.
It's like the blob, you know, when he gets a cannonball shot at him, he just catches it, and it's like, this is a ripple, you know? Great rep. That was a sick-ass card, dude. Is this the blob 1986, or are we talking... No, it's like a 1992 Marvel Masterpiece Edition. I remember this shit, dude. Yes, the best card collection of Marvel ever.
Yeah, dude. I'm going to say that my new thing is I'm going to be nice as fuck to you, Kyle. That was a really good reference, dude. The blob? Hell yeah, man. Dude, we'll see how it plays. I think people dig it when you dig into me, but we'll see how it plays, you know? Well, I was saying that you kind of have separated yourself as, you know, you've got your own fan base. We're going to start calling the aruguloids since you've got all these salad eaters out here. Hashtag aruguloids. Salad eaters is also good.
Salad eaters. That's probably already a thing. I like that. I would imagine so. Salad eater. Dude, my folks are listening to the pod too. And me and my dad were like, we were looking at houses like the other weekend because I'm moving. And he was like, I was like, dad, what do you think about the workshop out here? Like, cause one of them's got a sick workshop. And he was like, I'll tell you what, that gets, that gets my pecker hard.
And I was like, Dad? Ew. What? What? He said, sorry, I've been listening to your podcast too much. Okay, but by the way, we've never said that on the podcast, so I think you're... That's his...
So now we got to start saying pecker a lot, which is fucking dope. Okie dokie. I like that. Nice. Should we start? Yeah, let's start saying pecker. That gets my pecker hard. Peckers are important. For some reason, pecker sounds really nasty to me. I don't know. Pecker's a weird ass word for a ding dong. Yeah. For a shawang. It's like a real decision to be thrown around pecker. Can I tell you guys something that didn't get my pecker hard? What?
Yeah, sure. I would love to hear. This is the opposite of a hard pecker. I guess it would if I, you know, was a fucking murderer, dude. Because I almost murdered a man. What? Yep. I almost murdered a man. Every other week with you. Yeah, you've got a toad prob. Yeah, what's going on? No, this is not about my toad. This has nothing to do with my toad. What happened? I was driving back from work and I
almost murdered this kid. He was on a, one of those fucking scooters. Electric scooter or razor? Yeah, electric scooter that are all over LA that they're just covering the streets with them. And admittedly, I kind of think they're cool. You know, I know if like, if I was like,
19 or 20 and I didn't have a car or whatever, I'd be like, oh, hell yeah, let me get on this bitch and soar. But they were on the Coanga Pass, which at nighttime, which is an absolutely insane place to be because that's right coming off the 101 or coming down Coanga into Hollywood and people just
fly and he's on the right side and I'm like going, okay, do I pass him like he's a bicycle? I guess so. I'm not just going to drive ride 30 miles per hour behind this guy. So I start to creep around him and then he just veers hard left over past two lanes of traffic. I slam on my brakes. The guy next to me slams on his brakes. We come within the guy behind me slams on his brakes. His car turned sideways. I come within like legit,
Within like a two and a half feet of murdering this kid. Yeah, and then he doesn't even look over his shoulder He just keeps cruising. What does he got his air pods in or something? I don't I couldn't even tell you what he looked like I like my body went into shock. I was like he just hard took left It was like he didn't look at all. I was like, oh I could have murdered this kid. Okay Are you having a laugh?
What is that one? That's Javase. It's having a laugh. Are you having a laugh? Hey, hit me with that again. Great show. Are you having a laugh? Wow, I didn't remember him being so high pitched. Yeah, me either. I don't either. It was. Remember, okay, this was from the TV show Extras, but remember he'd say it like first, he'd say, are you having a laugh? And then he'd say it a second time. It's
Right, right. And you picked the second one. Yeah. Do it again. Give me that again. Dude, that show was so good. But that's what it's called when you smoke meth. It's called having a laugh. Oh, that makes sense. I like that. That's so Brit pop rock.
Yes. We coined it here. So Adam, did you never make eye contact with this kid? He kept going? And it was a kid, it was a 20-year-old or something like that? Yeah, he wasn't, I mean, I think he was an adult man, but definitely wasn't old as fuck like us. Right, right. Dude. No, he was probably 20 or something, you know? Young Gohard? Yeah, it was a young Gohard. He was seeing them in the streets. It was hitters.
That's sick. As your brother said 10 years ago, and it's still the slang that I use to this day. It is Liddy. Well, that's like, can we talk about how old we actually are? Like, it's incredible how I can't even believe I'm almost 37 years old. Yeah, I just...
went and turned it the other week. There you go. Happy birthday. Like, what the hell is going on? How did that happen? How are we almost 40? 40 is the next milestone. Well, I think we just didn't die. We just kept living. And Anders is the oldest person I know, so the floor is his. Yes, true. Tell us what it's like. 39 years young. Dude, what's it like? I have one gray pube, like dead center. Really? It's just announced itself.
That gets my pecker hard. If you're lucky at this age. Jesus. There's got to be a soundboard for right after somebody says that gets my pecker hard. Why don't we just have Kyle's dad come in to the booth and be like, that gets my pecker hard. Oh, he said it hell of like, dude, he said it like hell of soft, like he wasn't supposed to be saying it. So it was a really great read.
I don't like this interaction with your dad. It's getting weirder and weirder with the details. No, it was cool. My dad's just not the guy to say that stuff, really. But he said it softly. He's like, that gets my pecker heart. That gets my pecker heart. It's like construction talk that he doesn't really say around the house, and then all of a sudden he's like, I'm saying like this. I'm going to say this. He's back on the site. Yeah, exactly. Well, what's cool is he didn't really say that when we were doing Workaholics, which...
Are we that much more grotesque on the podcast? Well, he's looking at the house, he says. No, he's loosened up more. You know what I mean? He's like, okay, okay. It took a decade of listening to us talk.
via different mediums to come around to releasing the hard pecker. This is a guy that back in the day used to, like, ground me for making rap albums with curse words in it. You know, he was, like, my first censor. Wait, rap albums that you made? Mm-hmm. Yeah, yeah, that I made. And he would make... Well, they would find, like...
Blake and I had a recording studio in my garage. Yeah, you did. And Blake and I would make these cool, like, raps. Oh, that was Czechoslovakian raps, correct? Yeah, we were just, like, Czechoslovakians that were rapping. You better check yourself before you wreck yourself. Yeah, and we were cursing. We were just, like, yeah, mic check. We were just, like, wordplay and cursing. Would you do the listeners a favor, Kyle? I know it'd get their peckers hard.
all the salad eaters out there. - Yeah, what's up? - The aruguloids. - Aruguloids. Peckers would get hard if you and Blake would maybe, with using your memory, we're not cutting to it. I wanna hear a verse of the Checklist Fockin' rap group that you guys had.
Set it off. The hook was like, I was like deep voice. And then name and title. What's the name of the group? What's your MC name? My MC name was Gary Beats. And I was Brother Diamond. And we were in Sugar in the Raw. Yeah, Sugar in the Raw. Which is from the raw sugar. But all right, kick it off.
Here we go. Boom. Bam. God damn. Here come the Czechoslovakians. You know what I mean? That was a hook. That was hard. That's a stupid hook. That's a hook.
That's a fucking Fruity Pebbles commercial rap. Shut the fuck up! Well, look, we're not pro rappers. Like, these were joke raps, but we were like cursing. The Rugaloyds deserve better, bud. Yeah, come on, man. I'll set you up again. All the salad eaters out there need... How the hell am I supposed to remember bars from 2002? Come on, you know you know them all. You know you know them all. Come on, listen. Boom, bam, hot.
Damn, here come the Czechoslovakians. Oh, and then it kept going. We pour, so we rock the mic with pots and pans. And we just crossed that line, that drawn in the sand. Okie dokie. You pour, so you rock the mic with pots and pans? That one didn't really make sense. But don't you realize that rocking the mic with more than just your voice costs more? No, it was like the beats. We rock the mic with pots and pans in the background. Like, we don't have beats. We're just like banging on pots and pans. That's where the beat box came from.
But also the logic of that. Like, you don't rock the mic with a beat, you know? Your beat isn't rocking the mic. Hey, guys, I don't want to dissect this. I personally, Kyle, I'm a big fan, dude. I love what you're doing. I love the aruguloids. Well, we were, like, stealing beats off of Kazaa and stuff and, like, just stealing, like, lots of beats. Hey, Kyle, Kyle, in the words of your dad, hey, son, that gets my pecker heart.
It wasn't like, it was like, can I give you a read? It was like, well, that gets my pecker hard. Are those stolen beats? My dad doesn't really swear either. And, uh, I remember one Christmas, uh, a buddy of mine was over for like a Christmas party and my dad just goes, yeah, you can't, uh, can't, can't shit a shitter. Hmm.
And I was like, what? He goes, you can't bullshit a shitter. And I was like, I don't know if I've ever heard you swear. It was so crazy. You started crying. Yeah, I go, ah!
It's that moment where it's like, all right, we're men now. We can talk like this. And it's like, I've been talking like this since. I love that it took your dad till you're damn near 40 years old to come around on you being a man. I was probably 26 at the point. But like still, 26 is your elder at that point. Yeah. Right. I don't know. My dad cussed all the time, especially if he was like putting together electronics. It was bad news. Oh. Putting together electronics.
Dude, like setting up the TV would just be like, God damn, motherfucker. Yeah, Blake's dad builds computers. My dad, I remember, ruined a Sega. This is where I get it from. I remember he was like, I got a Sega for Christmas. And he goes downstairs to put it together. And I'm like down there trying to help. And he's like, God fucking goddamn.
"Damn it! Son of a-" And then he's like, "Get out of here!" And I'm like, "What? I'm trying to help." He's like, "Just go upstairs!" And I'm like, "Okay." So I'm like kind of standing at the top of the stairs, 'cause I want to play as soon as it's plugged in. I'm trying to get my Sonic on. He doesn't want you to see his weakness. He doesn't want to see- And then I just hear him go, "Son of a bitch!" And then crash.
And I go down and he had ripped it out of the wall and all the cords are like frayed and he just like snapped and like yanked on it and totally fucking thing sucks. The fucking thing sucks. Exactly. And then, uh, I,
He had to buy me a new Sega. Wait a second. We didn't have money to be buying two Segas. You just plug it into a wall. Yeah, you plug it in and then plug it in and plug the controller in. You had to... You remember you needed to have those three plug-ins, which are color-coded and just put them in? Right. No idea. No idea.
I don't know. I'm like fucking seven years old or however old I was. I think maybe your dad was playing it first for a half hour and was frustrated by the game. Yeah. He's like, go upstairs. And you're like, he's like playing Sonic and shit. Some Altered Beast. Yeah, that was tough.
I wish that was the case. That's definitely not the case. He's video game challenged. He just couldn't line up the red, the yellow, and the white. Get him into the right thing. But you know it's tough. He had to do the input, get it on the right one. And I think he had to reach around the TV. Remember how it used to not be on the front? So he had to close it.
climb around to the back. Right. I remember it being like a weird angle, but I don't know. I have no idea how it happened. What year was Sega? Was that like 92? No, 90?
I mean, I don't think it was. Maybe it was 92. I'm just trying to walk the tech back. I don't know. I don't know if it was the first year either. It could have been 64 bit. Also, did you have any? I think Ders did. But did any of you guys come up on the new Xboxes or Playstations? Oh, dude. Yes. They sent it to me. And I wanted to post to say like,
Because that's why they're sending it to you. They want you to post and be like, holy shit, you got the Xbox. And then I'm up in LA and I'm not down in Orange County and I couldn't fucking post about it. And I feel like such an asshole. And they came and repoed that shit? Yeah, that's what I'm afraid of.
Give it back, asshole. They're like, you know what? Hey, that's ours now. But you know what's kind of like... I feel like we're all damn fools. It's the same with iPhones. It's the same with these new Xboxes. Like, they're new, but they're not really that different. Like, the graphics...
have peaked. You remember when it went from like Nintendo to Super Nintendo? Right. Blake, give your Xbox back. I know, dude. You are a fucking... Give it back. You're biting the hand that games you. That's true. Dude, they were like, we were gonna repost it, but now we're gonna repo it. Okay? Yeah, damn, man. Give it back. They said that. I don't know, man. Kyle, the aruguloids are gonna love that. Dude, they are. They're gonna eat that like a salad. They're gonna eat... They're gonna gobble that up like a delicious salad, boy. Where are my aruguloids at? Yeah.
It's growing on me. It's growing on me, dude. I was not allowed to have any video games growing up. Not one. Never had a console. That's why you're weird, dude. Never once. Yeah, but you had computers and shit. Yeah, we played like Shinobi and stuff like that on the computer and like learning math games and shit, but I did not have any kind of like...
You had math blaster? I had math blaster for sure, dude. Lemmings. We played a lot of lemmings up at the cabin. I literally don't know any of the stuff that you're talking about. I'm with you, Kyle. I'm on a ruby wood right now because my folks didn't buy us a gaming system either. My brothers had to pool together Christmas money one year and bought the version where it's like just the console and one controller, not even like a power pad or a gun or two controllers. And we would borrow games from everyone who's like, eh.
yeah, you can have our Russian attack. We fucking hate this game. And we'd be like, sick. Damn, that game kicked ass. Yeah. We were computer people, like early internet, like prodigy and stuff like that. Hashtag computer people. Yeah, there we go. Yeah, but video games, my mom was like, no way, absolutely not. She saw a lot of people sitting in front of the TV too much, and she just encouraged us to go out and play.
you know, play on bikes and stuff. And she's like, sit in front of this computer. Yeah. Right. We're computer people. Well, it was like, yeah, I don't know, man. My dad was a computer guy, but he did not like that. None of them like video games. That does not compute. Admittedly, it would be hard.
Like as a parent now, if your kid is just like, I'm going to be a professional gamer. Imagine having a kid that just makes like a hundred grand a month gaming. And you have to just be like, yeah, go in your cave and make your money. If that's what you love. Those kids are fucking strange.
That's a real paycheck you can get, right? Oh, yeah. You can make straight bank. They're making millions. Like the Twitch kids that just sit there and then just play all day and record themselves, they make a fucking fortune just sitting and playing games. I'm like, that's tight. I did that little Mountain Dew Call of Duty tournament thing with like – there were some pro basketball players and like Vince Staples and then the dude I was paired with is this kid named Priesta. Yeah.
And he is absolutely insane at Modern Warfare. Like so good that even though I wasn't his dad, I was so proud of him. Wow. When you're that good. He was my partner and I was there as his equal, but I felt like a proud dad.
Wow. He was insane. It's crazy that I was watching it on like 60 Minutes and they were going on and on about like how the prime age is like 15 to 17. And they were interviewing this guy who was like 21. And he was like, I'm just too old now. You know, I'm an old dog.
I just don't have the reflexes anymore. It's your eye-hand coordination, right? You just can't do it? Maybe, but I honestly think it's because by the time you're 21, you have that much more shit in your life going on. You're having sex? Yeah, you're out like, I might go fuck. And if you're 16 or 17, you have nothing on your plate except just video games. You're 21, you gotta pay bills, you gotta do stuff, but like...
I don't know. I don't fucking know. Unless the video games pay the bills, dog. Right. That is wild to be like, I'm in a career that I'm going to age out of. By the time I can just go to college late and still. Which is why it's dope because then you're over and done with it and then you can like move on to being like, I'm going to do something else with my life. Yeah, for sure. It's kind of dope. Like first career. Yeah. Yeah.
Hey, better than a paper boy. Exactly. You know? Yeah. Not better than the song Paper Boy. No, not better than Do the Diddy. Or the band, I should say. No, but I mean, you know, the job. We're doing diddies here. Do the diddy if you want to. Yeah, it came out in 1989. That's when Sega dropped? Sega. Sega Genesis dropped on our fucking skulls. But if I had to guess, this was...
early 90s. This was like a 1992 Dennis Devine snap. Right. Yeah. That's prime snapping. Those 92 snaps were brutal. Yeah. Dads were mad in 92. Oh, that was peak dad mad years. That was peak dad's were mad. Very frustrated. Very frustrated dads. They were pissed now and they were pissed then. I'll tell you. I'm pissed now!
Yeah.
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Blake, you got the soundboard. I really do. And I'm still sitting on some good ones. That's pretty good. I didn't hear it. What was it?
Kunye! Kunye! A senior student! A senior student! Kunye! God, dude. When's the last time you guys watched Foot Fist Way? The Danny McBride jump off. Actually, not that long ago, because... He made you watch it before you got on the show. He's like, watch this shit again, dude. Yeah. Before we got on Righteous Gemstones, he sat everyone down, and we all watched it at his house. No, Chloe hadn't seen it, and she knows Danny now. Mm-hmm.
But never watched like Eastbound or anything and was just – I'm like Dana McBride is like a comedy hero of mine. I'm so pumped I got the show and she's like, oh yeah, he was in like Tropic Thunder and stuff, right? And I'm like, yes, he was. Also, many other shows that he created that are the fucking shit and so I sat her down and –
I sat her down. Yeah, I was. And I sat her down. Sit down. Sit down. I sat her down like a 92 dad. Yeah, I was. I 92 dadded her and showed her foot fist way. And she was like, this is hilarious. How come everyone hasn't seen it? And I'm like, I think a lot of people have. I think you're just not plugged into. Yeah. That shattered the comedy world when it came out. At least ours. Like that was unbelievable. I used to teach at the L.A. Film School and I would show that as one of my eight classes.
Just be like, today we're watching Foot Fist Way. I love that. Shout out to LA Film School and their education, their syllabus. Everybody else is showing The Godfather, showing all their... Oh, Citizen Kane. I'm like, we're watching Foot Fist Way today. That's so dope. Because this is how you make a movie. Well, I remember...
When Durs brought that DVD, when we were having the MOC weekly Wednesday meetings that we would have, where we all cleared our schedule and Wednesday night we'd all get together and pitch sketch ideas. And then usually that weekend sometime we would shoot one of those sketches.
and we would all meet that Wednesday night, and Durst came and gave us the Foot Fist Way DVD because what? It was like an agent buddy of yours that worked for ICM? Yeah, so it was a movie that hadn't really been released, and it was going around town just on bootleg DVDs. Hollywood, baby. And I got it from a friend, and I watched it by myself, and I was just like,
is this the funniest movie I've ever seen? I can't fucking believe this. And I came over to your guys' place the next day. I said, meeting kind of adjourned. We're sitting down and watching this. And you guys were like, what are we doing? I'm like, you 92 dadded us. I fucking sat you down. Don't fuck around.
I feel like I watched it standing up for like the first 10 minutes just because I was like so amped to see you guys see it. You watched us. Yeah, yeah, for real. It's always weird when like someone's too pumped on either a band or a movie or whatever. And you're like, all right.
I'm sure it's good. Yeah. You go into it a little skeptical. But I remember you coming in and you're like, you were like pacing and you're like, put it in. You're like, I can't wait for you guys to watch this. Oh, wait, wait until you guys see this. And we're like, we were watching it. Yeah.
It's going to be fine, dude. Chill. Yeah. Okay. I'm sure it's going to be fine. But then we watched it and then we ran it back. Yeah. We watched it twice that night. Oh, yeah. I think you're right. Yeah. It was like fucking four hours of us just watching it. And then I remember when we was done at first, we like all talked about it. It was we truly went to film school.
Yeah. I remember being like, how much did they make this for? Like, what did they just pull off? This is incredible. Yeah. What was it? I think it was 30 grand. It was 80 grand. 80 grand. Yeah. Jody Hill directed it. Oh, yeah. I went to like a family and friends, like get together when we were shooting the Righteous Gemstones, the first season. And yeah,
I met like all of Jody's, like Jody's parents and like their friends who all invested in the Foot Fist way. - Yeah. - Oh wow. - That is so sick. - They were like the people that were like, "Yeah, well, they couldn't have made it without us." And they're, you know, they're like elbowing each other because they gave them like 10 grand each or whatever it was. - They're part of the demo team.
Oh, hell yeah. They're part of the demo team for life. I mean, what a great crew to buy in early on. So funny. Speaking of comedy icons. OK. There's been tragic news recently. Actor comedian Sinbad has had a stroke and is not in a good condition.
He's the fucking man. Oh, man. Way back to, like, a different world. His stand-up hour-long specials that would play on Comedy Central constantly were, like, the only thing I could watch with my dad. Mm.
He'd be like, you got to come in here and see this. And I'd be like, let's do this, Dad. Yeah. Is it why? Because he wouldn't curse? Yeah. That was Sinbad's thing, right? He was pretty family-friendly? I think he was clean, but my dad just fucking loved those Sinbad stand-ups with like... His windsuits? The insane outfits. Oh, my God. The windsuits were crazy. The best windsuits in the game. Yeah, his outfits were great. They looked like the Pee Wee Herman playhouse door. I wonder what happened with Sinbad's...
Because he was like white hot for a little while. I wonder if he just stepped back because he was and he's so he was so funny and so good. I wonder if he made a choice where he was just like, hey, I did it. I'm going to step back for a minute. I mean, he went like bankrupt, though, right? He like he had some bad investments or like some people were stealing from or something. Right. Oh, is that right? I didn't know that. It went really bad for Sinbad. Oh, man.
Poor Sinbad. That's Sinbad. Yeah. Blazer, what's your number one Sinbad? Because I know he touched your soul as well. Far and away, one of my favorite movies of all time, Houseguest with Phil Hartman and Sinbad. I could watch it at any point. It also has a Christmas backdrop. So for these holidays, if you haven't seen it, check it out. How has that not caught on as like a perennial Christmas movie? I don't know.
I don't, you know. Jingle all the way as well, correct? Yeah, Sinbad's great in that. He also was in that like Western movie. It was called like the Cisco Kid or something. Yes. Or Cherokee Kid. Cherokee Kid. I think I saw that in the theaters. It was so good. But do you all remember the first kid? Oh, of course. Oh, yeah. Remember that banger? Yeah. Oh, my gosh. These are movies that raised me. Like Sinbad was. What's the last thing he did?
The Apprentice. Wasn't he in an episode of Always Sunny, I feel like? He did Sunny, but he was on Rel. He was the only reason I tuned in to watch Rel. I mean, I like Rel too, but I was like, I'm watching this for Sinbad. And the show lost me, but Sinbad was fucking so good. Was Sin good? Yeah.
So good. Send great. Send the best. I definitely, when you said different world, dude, I just remember my family sitting around the tube watching different world. That was such a great show. What was homeboy with the flip up shades? Change the fucking...
Dwayne Wayne? Dwayne Wayne. Yeah, exactly. What's his real name, though? He's got a fucking sick real name. I don't even know. Kadeem Hardison. Holy shit. If your name is Kadeem Hardison, you're making it. You're going to make a name, no pun intended, for yourself. The way is paved for you. They won't be able to forget. People want to be around you just so they can be like, and this is my friend Kadeem, and everyone goes, I'm sorry, what is your name? He's like...
just tell him again it gets my pecker hard yeah yeah okay uh his name is kadeem it gets my pecker hard son this makes my uh my pecker pecker hard to be what was your dad's nurse to be the shit you got it you got a shit no no no he was like you can't bullshit a shitter he's like you can't shit a shitter i was like my dad had a good shit one where it was like he was trying to teach me plumbing and and he's like all you gotta know is shit flows downhill okay i was
I was like, all right, that's tight, dude. Sure. Also, everything does. Yep. Gravity makes things go down. Yeah. Correct. But, you know. I think that's a play on the old what goes up must come down. Uh-huh.
All you got to know is shit flows downhill unless it's clogged and then you got to call a plumber and they got to come up and, you know, sift it out. All right, this doesn't work anymore. Sorry, aruguloids, I let you down on that one. Yeah, the aruguloids are falling off. Yeah, you took us for a walk and I don't know, I think they're starting to see through your game, brother. Lost a couple aruguloids on that one. That's okay. That's okay. Guys, if...
You know, I'm starting to get used to this pod lifestyle, and I did kind of want to put something into the ether. I would love it if any underwear companies are listening. I would love it if we could get an underwear sponsor, please. Oh, look at this sellout. Yeah, look at you fucking sellout. Absolutely.
money grab. Absolutely. So what's, so basically what's the undies you rockin'? Like, what's the best one? That's what we're talking about? Cause I know my jam. Well, I'm here to admit that personally, I- You're just out of underwear. Is that, is that what it is? Yeah, you need to re-up? I have underwear issues. I'm the type of guy, and maybe I'm the only guy who does this, I wear my underwear until the back blows out of them. You know? Yeah.
Huh. I keep my underwear for upwards of 15 to 20 years. Well, you know what? Your underwear also, there's a lot of wear and tear because your whole ass and asshole is always hanging out of your pants. And then you grind on the floor as if you're a dog. Right. So...
What's up? What's that last part? He grinds on the floor as if he's a dog. How so? Can you paint that picture a little bit more? What is that? You know how dogs, when they're wiping their ass on the floor. When they have worms and shit? Yeah, that's Blake. He's always sitting somewhere where it's not a seat. You know what I mean? He's always sitting somewhere that you're like, oh, that's not. All right. I guess we could sit over there in that corner.
So I think your underwear gets a little extra wear and tear because of that. Me, my plump ass, it's always sitting in proper seated areas. And that's why my underwear stays not blown out the back stays. I've never blown it out the back. Yeah. I, I just, I, I,
It's just like my Xbox. I need to evolve my underwear collection because, yeah, I've kind of hit the limit with my stance underwear. How long are you rocking these undies? How long are they lasting you before they fucking blow up? I honestly hold on to... Well, so then they're probably, they're fine. And I like how you're like, I don't even know what to buy anymore. Well, the ones you have lasted 15 years. Yeah.
I would go back for seconds. Well, I wear stance because we had a stance plug, and I was getting a flow of stance underwear. It was constant, and these stance I've had, like how long ago was that? A while ago. I think it's time also, Blake, you could just buy yourself some underwear, man. Treat yourself.
I see where he's coming from. He wants to do that taste test. I do. What was that underwear that you got? Remember when we all, when we first started to make like a little bit of money and we could afford to buy frivolous things like underwear? Like not the three pack? Yeah, like you're not just getting like the...
The Hanes that you've been wearing your entire life. The eight-pack? Big old sack full of underwears. And you could get a nicer microfiber or something that would feel nice on the thighs in case you got some wet denims. Yeah. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Breathable mesh underwear changed my entire outlook. But remember, you guys would rock. I kind of just... I got... I tried on Calvin Klein's. Mm-hmm. And I was like...
I'm basically Mark Wahlberg in these. This is my shit. And then I've just rocked them the entire time. And that's what I wear. You stopped there. I stopped there. But you guys like went down a road. I remember you guys were like wearing sacks where there's like a pocket for your nutsack. That's Kyle's weird ass. That's my shit. Kyle's a sax man. I'm a sax gentleman. Sax by the fire. Saxman.
I love them. Saks are my favorite. S-A-X-X. Ders was the one who kind of like walked me down the path of underwear. Yeah, I took his hand and I said, walk with me. You did. I feel like you're the one who convinced me to buy those red breathable mesh undies and they changed my entire life. And I was like, thank you, Anders, because you just like. You 1992 dadded them. You sat them down. What's the brand? Those breathables were Calvin Klein. They were. And I honestly wore them like every other day.
They're hitters. They have a lot of different styles, fabrics, lengths. For sleeping, I prefer to sleep in Ex Officio. That's a popular camping, fishing, and hunting. For sleeping? You have special sleeping undies? You put on different underwear to sleep in. Yeah. That's wild. I sleep in like boxer... Boxers. Underwear boxers. And you have it a lot! And I wear boxer briefs. So...
Hang on. And then you take those off. This is a development. When you wake up in the morning, you take off those underwear and put on new underwear? Well, you change underwear. I shower or work out. And then, yes, when I'm getting dressed, I put on new underwear for that day. For the day. Hang on. Let's pause. Let me ask you one. Do you sleep in underwear and then just get up for the day in that underwear and go about your way? Literally all the time.
Oof, boy. Oh my God. You got to let them nuts breathe. All the time I do it. So, Ders, are you like rocking the undies from night-night to wake up? And are you rocking the same undies basically like Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday? You mean do I sleep in the same underwear all week? Yeah, yeah. No. I'll wear my sleepy undies. Yeah. I'll do – Yeah, what's your night-night undies? I'll do two or three days.
uh yeah okay okay that makes sense to me that's actually kind of dope but i do boxers because like i used to sleep in like mesh shorts or whatever but they're so fucking big that i'm just like i want some boxers that are just breathable because i don't want to sleep in boxer briefs and just why why does your your nuts really you keep saying breathable as if they're starving for oxygen they have lungs yeah yeah
Does your nuts get that hot? Does nuts have lungs? Yeah, I think they do. And then you get like fucking hard-ons and they're just like trying to get the fuck out. And I'm like, this is not comfortable. I used to sleep naked until I had kids. And then I was like, this is dangerous. Okie dokie.
Yeah, I slept naked until I had kids and I was like, all right, they're coming in here. I'm going to put on some boxers. That gets my pecker hard. Oh, man. This opened up a can of worms. Yeah. The only time I change my underwear is... Sundays. Is on the weekends. Sundays are my undies. No, is after like when I'm showering. Like after a shower, I will put on fresh underwear.
Okay. And then that's it. Like, I don't like to me when you're going to bed, you take off your underwear and then put on your sleeping underwear. I first take off my pants. Okay.
I first take off my pants and then I get right down to the drawers, take off my underwear and then I put on either my Ex Officios or my Patagonia underwear. Damn. I thought I was going to be the one with weird undie protocol, but it turns out almost all of us are completely psycho about our underwear. And I don't work out in underwear.
What? What? I only wear shorts with a built-in brief. Okay. I like those too. I dig that. Because like underwear, I feel like this motherfucker's blowing the back out of his shit because he might be working out in them. I don't like, they're not built for that. No, it's because I'm scooting my butt across the floor like a dog.
Yeah, that's right. I was tripping, though, that like... You tripping, all right. You tripping. I was tripping that back in like...
junior high, high school, I believe as well, I would wear straight up like, like cotton boxers. Like, well, yeah, yeah. I've gone back to that. Really? I've, I've, I, I switched between sacks. Those are my, my, my jockeys. And then I also have boxers because I've, I can't seem to dial in whether or not I like the boxers only or the, the,
the other ones. Durs has gone to grab his Patagonia's. They got probably little pre-stains on them. Those are nice. Those are, yeah, you can... You're going to love these. Those are breathable. And these are... What do we got here? Extra large. Large crotch. 89% recycled nylon, 11% elastane. Uh,
uh if you can find underwear some modol you're gonna be a happy guy okay okay modol is the is the fabric modol modol is the fab all right now we know i'm into it i trust this man when it comes to underwear protocol yeah for sure durz has that dialed in yeah he's got a super super hot to the touch dick that needs a lot of airflow yeah and i feel i feel like we all could benefit from his knowledge thank you durzy let that bitch breathe baby let it
Under Armour makes pretty good underwear. I believe it. Nike. The Nike underwear I've bought...
Not great. Okay. Well, I feel like Nike, that's some jock underwear. You could probably work out in them. To me, how many pairs of shorts with those linings in them? I think my ass is too big for those, for the, with the linings. I do not doubt that. Yeah. I, every time I put on those like shorts with those linings in, it's my thighs. There's like an indention because my thighs and ass are too large. Right. I used to, so this, I mean, this all stems from,
back when I was swimming, we started running. I would run in a speedo with shorts on. So like you're just, your, your dick's not fucking going on a lot. Why don't you just get a jock strap? It's a good question. I was a jock. Probably should have. Uh, cause those are fucking bizarre. Like why not just cover your entire butt? Yeah. Why, why just have straps? Honestly, dude, I used to wear that when I played baseball. What the fuck is going on? Like they're,
weird. It is weird. It lets the seat of your ass breathe, which I would argue is a little more important than let your nuts breathe. Let your crack breathe, brother. Fair, fair. We all know that you have your entire asshole out of your pants all day long. It needs a lot of airflow. Blake's butthole needs tons of airflow. Jockstraps are fucking sick. Yeah, they are. They fucking cut a V on your butt. They're sexy, brother. Get off my jock.
You ride my jock. I couldn't run with a nut cup on. Back in the day when you were in baseball and I would try to run with the nut cup on, I'm like, I can't do it. It's weird. It's too weird, man. Dude, I used to refuse to wear a jock strap when I would play baseball because they fucking weirded me out so much. So I'd put the nut cup just in my undies and then when I would run around the bases, it would fall down to my...
fall down to like my ankle and I have to like reach down and grab it and like kind of like scooch it back up. Holy shit, look at second base. That kid's dick just fell off.
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Remember when in Game Over Man, when we all found out that we like all wipe our ass in different ways? No, I don't. I don't remember the specific moment, but what's up, bro? Tell us about that weird dream you had. No, no, no, no, no. That's because I was it's when I was like on the toilet.
Oh, are you a stand-up wiper? I'm a stand-up wiper. I'm a stand-up bend-over wiper. Oh, yeah. What the fuck is wrong with you, bro? That's so strange. You have issues. Dude, I don't know any other way. That's how I've done it my entire life. How much poo do you leave in your butt that way? Like, it's compressive. Dude, my ass is so clean. No way. But when you stand up, your cheeks, they go together. Yeah, thank you. No, I'm peeling them. I'm peeling the cheeks apart.
No, bro. Come on now. It's so inefficient. No, dude. It's incredibly inefficient. My ass is too large to lean over on the toilet. I've got to stand up with a wide stance. Zero people. Zero people in the world wipe while standing. There's no other human. No, I know some dudes who used to stand up to wipe because at our high school in the locker room.
It was old school, like from the 60s. Yeah. And there's no doors on the shitters. It's just like a half wall and you kind of shit from the side. So when people walk past, you're just like, what's...
Wait, but that was like to shit. Yes, it was to shit. That was like to stand up to shit? No, he would stand up to wipe. To wipe, not to shit. He would shit and then he would stand to wipe. And we were like, why are you standing and doing that? He's like, what do you mean? What do you do? I'm like, this is getting too strange. Oh my God. And now we're podcasting about it. Wait, but hold on a second. So, I mean, it's like...
You stand up. Well, after a week, because we had the same conversation on Game Over Man, and I had, I'm blanking on his name, but the camera operator. Oh, the British dude? No, the bald dude. Oh, Wilkie. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. I think his name is Peter. Yeah, he fucking ruled. He was like, hey, that's how I wipe.
He overheard it and he goes, I'm with you, Solidarity. He's like, yeah, I also... And the reasoning behind it is because you can't reach around. You have T-Rex arms and you can't get into your butt crack or something. Is that what's going on? Can you get past the mountains that are your ass cheeks? I really have to get in there, dude. And then you're wiping it and you're pulling it back onto your cheek. It's disgusting. You guys are foul. What I do, I'm like
bent over in that stall going to town. Oh, my God. Like one hand down on the floor? Are you in like a three-point stance? But like, don't you understand the mechanics of when you sit down on a toilet, it kind of like spreads your cheeks for you. You can even like emphasize it with a nice wiggle or whatever. But when you stand up, it goes...
and closes back and then you gotta peel that apart after it's already like like if you spread peanut butter on one side of bread and just fold it in half that's what you're doing when you stand up every time you're getting peanut butter all over it the dookie the peanut butter's the dookie
Yeah, baby. Guys, I tried it. I tried it your way. I'm just saying it doesn't work for me, and I think it doesn't work for a lot of people. I think we're – hey, I'm calling to all the aruguloids out there, all them salad eaters. He's trying to take my fucking squat, bro. What's up? I'm taking your fan base, dog. You got your own fan base now.
The stand-up. Three-point stance, yeah. The stancers. We'll do a Twitter poll on the day. When this drops, we'll do a Twitter poll. Stand-up wipers and sit-down wipers. But, like, what happened when you did that, though? You said you tried it and it didn't work. What the fuck happened? I'm smearing it up the side of my ass. He fell. I'm sorry.
Oh my god! I fell in the toilet. See, that just makes me think, like, so Kim Kardashian has a hell of a time wiping her ass. Oh, she has an issue. Oh, she stands for sure. She's a stander. She probably has two people help her. She has assistance for that. You guys hold my butt apart while I dab my hole. All you guys.
I need all you guys to hold my butt. Come over here. I don't know what she sounds like, actually. This is a real struggle. Well, okay. So that's super strange. But do you crumple or do you fold the paper? I mean, that's a classic kind of question. Well, I'll fold. I'm not a lunatic. You got to fold. You can't crumple because you don't know how that's going to spring loose. Yeah. I'm a crumple dog. Of course.
Of course you are. We know. You don't need to tell us. That's fine. We know. Obviously. Sometimes I do take the time to fold, and I kind of think as I get older, more towards 40, I will take more time to fold because it's a better method. Just let me lay this out there. It takes no time. It takes the same time to crumple a ball.
Yeah. Hey, you could do it while you're just sitting on the toilet. Just take that time. You don't need to do it just at the very end. You can prep the situation. Yeah. Yeah, I'm not going to defend crumpling. You guys are right. I'm just saying, I don't know what the fuck is wrong with me. You take the carnation of toilet paper and just kind of scrub around your butt or what? I don't get it. This motherfucker said carnation. See, and this is why...
I think you guys are making fun of my ass as if it's disgusting. I've got a very clean ass. It's wildly clean. I keep that thing very nice. Okie dokie.
I believe that Kyle has a disgusting ass. He crumples it up. He dabs his asshole with a crumpled up toilet paper and then calls it a day. I think I just end up using more toilet paper than I need to. I think I'm wasteful in that department. Oh, you're like double and triple pulling extra? I think my ass is just as wildly clean as yours, but it's especially for a stand-up dude like yourself. Charming. Yeah. It's clean. What? What?
Why do you think your ass is cleaner than mine? I don't understand that. Hey, we're not all going to take sides here. Come on. Let's just. No, no. This is just this is cool. I can do this with the bam. What's up? Take it to another fucking room. I'm just playing. I don't want to have this discussion. It's cool. I believe my ass is cleaner than your ass. And that's just my belief. We're not going to find out. Historically. It's historically clean.
I'm just stoked that Adam put that little conversation about wiping his butt in the back of his brain and stored it. That's cool, man. Hey, I was like, one day, years from now, we will start a podcast.
Yeah, that was like your big takeaway from the shoot. You're like, it was a grind. I was one day into the next. We did talk about wiping butts. No, I was truly shocked when you guys were like, what are you doing? Oh, yeah, because we had to film it. That's how it started. We were shooting it. Yeah, we were shooting. And then I'm like, I'm wiping my ass. And you guys are like...
what what well sit sit down and why and i'm like but that's not how you wipe your ass and it was like a whole situation it was a whole thing right yeah then you have to take the you have to take the poll on set and be like how many people do this because this is not going to be relatable for the rest of the planet because this guy's one in a thousand that does this an hr nightmare
It really are a stand-up comedian. Yeah, hello. Bully. This is so funny. But y'all rock a bidet, correct? Because that is a game changer. But when the pandemic started and everyone was like, I don't need toilet paper. I've got a bidet. I was like, you need both. Or you got dookie. Or you're using your hand, which is a whole other thing that people do. I did use a bidet. First time I used it, I did think it was going to be like a
either or type of situation and it's definitely not that. No, no, no, no. Then you just have a wet, wet ass. Then you just have a wet ass. I like it. So what, so you're wiping and then you just like pumping it for like the, you're just giving a little douse and then you wipe it again. I do a spray and then I do a wipe and then I do another spray and then I do like a light dab. When you say spray, you're, you're spraying diarrhea. Yeah.
Diarrhea. This is cool that we're all just imagining each other taking shits and how the spray is affecting our blood vessels. I got to stop you right there. I'm not doing that. Well, you're saying there's a spray. What are you thinking of? No, we're just talking process. That's all we're doing. We're just talking process. We're talking process? I'm thinking of Ders'...
Wet asshole. That's what I'm thinking of. Well, you know. Well, I'm pretty sorry about that. I've got a great imagination. That gets my peccary. That gets your peccary.
You're on the same toilet seat, right? There's like, you're like, so you can, you can have that luxury. No, I spray. Then I waddle down the stairs to a room, do a wipe, run into my kid's bedroom, a quick squirt. And then I just go outside and I drag my ass along the street. Like, uh, Blake, sir. Yeah. Like, you know, like, you know, the bidet is a separate thing in a bathroom. No, no. Uh,
I live in this century. No, it's all in one, right? Yeah. So how was it meant? Like when they started, when they came up with bidets, it's like first you do the toilet business, then you do the bidet. Don't say they, say the French. All right. The French, yeah. How's the Euros do it? A hundred years ago, they were washing a butthole. They were shitting in one and then scooting over and washing a butthole in the other. Oh, gosh. Yeah.
And then I believe the Japanese were like, that's stupid. This is smarter. Let's put it all in one. Allegedly. Allegedly. Uh,
This is important. I used to rock a squatty potty, and that was just clutch. That was a nightmare. Oh, no. The best. I'm into the squatty potty. What's up? The higher, the better. Honestly. I don't know, man. I want my knees over my shoulders. Oh, that's hella weird to me. Thank you, Anders. I want my legs behind my neck.
Thank you, Andre. I want to be in a pretzel formation. Now we're talking. But it is weird you stand up to wipe, Adam. That's crazy. Yeah, I shit my legs behind my head. Why? Legs behind the head in the shower.
Just a little wipe. Just a little wipe. Just a little wipe. You're a freak, dude. A carnation wad up? You got to fold it. What's the carnation? What was that? When you clump up toilet paper, it looks like a carnation flower to me. Yes. Oh, wow. That's very good. Yeah, I like that. Crumpled up toilet paper immediately. You're like, oh, this is beautiful. I see beauty in everything. That's great. You do, Blake. Yeah, buddy.
Thank you. Thank you so much. Did I get your pecker heart? I'm just like, damn, I already know the title of this podcast is about to be cool or whatever it is. Oh, man. Diarrhea. Diarrhea. What a peter out this has become. Now we're just all exhaling. Oh, God. Where do we go after this? Diarrhea. What else?
That's the seven-minute lull, right? You have it in every conversation. Every seven minutes, there's a lull. We just hit it. Is that a thing? That's a thing that I've heard my whole life. I feel like we haven't had one yet because none of us shut up. Yeah, we're all. Right. Shut the fuck up!
That's why we're podcasters, because we can go for like fucking 35 minutes and then have the lull. But in normal conversations, it's seven minutes. You said it. That's why we're casters, bro. Through and through. Yeah, because we got that talent to the bone. That's what I'm saying. We won't shut the fuck up.
What's that one, Blake? Oh, that's Juicy J. Uh-huh. Yeah. Shout out to Juicy J. What else you got on there? Just, you know, I pretty much have played it all. Koon-yay. Koon-yay. Yeah, Koon-yay is tight. Yeah. One time on Twitter, I posted a picture of like a table that was built out of Legos and had like...
glass top but then under the glass it had like a thousand different muscle men which was a toy from the 80s yes and juicy jay was like that's cool oh my twitter post i love that that's awesome i was like yeah thanks cool i had a wild interaction with juicy jay one day out of the blue i like i had just stepped out of the shower and my phone rang and it was some fucking number from memphis i'm like what the fuck i'll pick this up hi hello he's like hey man and i'm like uh
Hello, who is this? He's like, this is Juicy J, man. And I'm like, what? He's like, I want you to come to my show tonight at the House of Blues. And I was like, okay. Oh, shit. It really was him. I pulled up to the House of Blues. He, like, let me backstage. It was crazy. I actually...
I had a great time. Thank you, Juicy J. Well, he commented on my Twitter post, but, you know, that's cool, too. I guess House of Blues is fun. It was cool. Yeah, that's wild. How did you get your number? Did you figure that part out? To this day, I have no clue. I just know, like, while I was back there, he was kind of filming stuff for, like, his tour. So I think it was kind of to get me there because, yeah, there was a table of bread, and I, like, tried to eat a whole loaf of bread in under a minute.
for the cameras I think you can go on YouTube and find it you're just starving for attention eating bread when Juicy J says eat bread you do it oh yeah so was Juicy J like going for like a jackass vibe he was like y'all I'm gonna get all these crazy motherfuckers here
Eating bread. Doing crazy shit like eating bread. I'm Juicy J. You're going to be Brady Blake. I think he probably called Steve-O first and then landed on me since it was... Right after you jumped off the roof and broke your back? Yeah, yeah. I was known for doing dumb shit at that time. Right. Not no more, man. No.
No, not anymore. Nope, sits down and wipes and everything. True. No, you really have calmed down a lot, Blake. How's that? How's that life? It's cool, yeah. I feel like it was important to do. It's important to do. It's party time! It's important to do.
Yeah, you got to do it. Yeah. Yeah, Blake used to get drunk and like try to really try to hurt himself. That was like his main agenda was be like, hey, let's see if I can try to break something of my own. I think it was truly just like my mind was still stuck in the backyard wrestling days and I... Right. You can't be jumping off high shit your whole life. Dude, that was the first thing I thought of when I... Because at that party, like I was in the kitchen with our manager and some other people and they're like, Blake just jumped off the roof. And I was like...
the fuck you think he's doing hdw or whatever oh yeah and then you walked through and you had like your pink shoes and you were like el flamingo dude and i was like okay that's a character from hdw back in the day and but you didn't look at me in the eye and i was like okay he's fucking wasted or something like what's up i was like i like how can i just pause i like how you said he didn't look you in the eye instead of eyes because he didn't know which one to look at
Yeah, only one of them works. The wonky one or the unwonky one? Yeah, to be fair, it was tough to do. But then it was like, then I realized afterwards, you were like, yeah, I'm fucking hurting. Well, have we told this story on the pod? I don't know, but this is my perspective of it. And you marched your way in. You DJed two songs, marched your way into the fucking bed and then laid there until the morning. And then it was like.
His fucking back's broken. Well, I, like, carried his ass. I was underneath his arm that entire time. Maybe, you know what? In December, we're coming up on, like, a five or seven or eight year anniversary. Maybe we'll do a pod about that. Yeah. That would be a good one. That would be a good one to talk about, yeah. Because that was a wild ass night. Yeah, it was. Let's save that. Is there any compliments, take backs, or apologies in today's episode? I'd like to compliment...
Kyle and all the aruguloids for just being steadfast for their love of Kyle and their love of salads. Because in my DMs, I got a lot of comments of just like, fuck you, salads rule. You know, arugula. And I think that they rule. And, you know, I'm turning around on salads. I do think that chicken tenders...
are better than just salads but you know maybe a chicken tender salad is in the works who knows yeah you mean like in like on earth it's in the works like someone somewhere's doing one no no no no in our uh restaurant that we're obviously gonna start together look at him fucking walking it back man look what am i walking back yeah what am i walking back wow dude
Kyle, he's bowing to, he's taking a knee for you, pal. Unbelievable. Do you want me not to? I don't know what I want, man. I don't know what I want. Hey, guess what? Take back. Boom. Kyle, fuck you. There we go. Now we're having fun, baby. And you know what? I got a compliment for Adam. Here's a compliment for standing your fucking ground.
Hey, thank you, Anders. And I would like, I'd like to compliment you for that. Thank you. Good job, Adam. Kyle, fuck the aruguloids, dude. Okay. Okay. All right. Now we're doing it, baby. Team three point stance. Yes. There we go. All right.
I'd like to take back what I said about the new Xbox graphics. I think they're amazing, astounding. I love the new Xbox. It runs like a dream. Shout out to Microsoft, my plug, and Sony, get at me. What's up with the new PlayStation? I bet it's great. My name is Mike Rosoft. I want to give a compliment to Adam for being open as usual. Not open necessarily about his butt cheeks. Those do close when he stands up, but just open and honest.
about the deepest, darkest things in his life. It's not that deep. I mean, it is deep, but it's not that dark. Not Kyle dark. I do also want to compliment Adam as well for standing his ground because he was put in the corner and he stood it. I think that's great. Good for you. Don't steal my fucking fans though, player. And I also would like to compliment Anders on his...
lifelong knowledge of underwear and I've always looked up to you in this department and I think that you know we have differences and we air it out in the so many god damn so many over the podcast but thank god we have breathable mesh in between us
because it filters it a little bit and we are just, you know, I love you and I love your underwear choices and I might have some night-night PJs in my future. Yeah. And thank you for that. Just to be clear, when you're next to Kyle, you're gonna want some breathable mesh. Yeah.
Me undies, get at us. We're down for the sponsor. Kyle, I do like taking you shopping, Kyle. It's one of my favorite little special pleasures. I think we need to do that again. I used to love that. Because Kyle's never been into a store before. He's like, whoa. Yeah, it's like when you dress up in Ceno Man, you get him a haircut. Ha ha ha!
It's so true. Ders would do that. He'd be like, buy those jeans. Whoa, look at all this stuff. You're telling me that they have all this stuff and you could just buy any of it? Remember I took you to Brooks Brothers? We got that patchwork button down that you rocked all your meetings for years. Oh, yeah. Dude, I...
one of my favorite shirts of all time. And honestly, still is in great shape. Like you throw an iron on it, Brooks Brothers. We had to take Kyle shopping because there for a long while, he would go to meetings with no sleeves and his armpit hair just juicing out the sides. And we were like, yeah.
I keep it real, baby. Me and my rougaroids, we keep it real. This is important. It really was, guys. Bye, y'all. Bye. Bye, y'all. I'm done with this shit. Bye. Bye, y'all. Bye, y'all. I got to shit.
I gotta take a shit. Blake, hit us with the sound. Kung ne! Facing your student. Kung ne! Okie dokie!
That's F.
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