Kens Shocking New Look, Seeing Your Doctor at the Bar, & Evans Lingo Revealed 58:25

- The last time I hung out with that crew, I got my appendix taken out the next day. - It's like the Latin root of most of these words. I guess you could say like the northern root. - Money Mike strikes again! - If the truck looked like that, can you imagine what I look like? - I can't. - Thank God we don't have footage of that. - That's what I like about you, F. You know, even when you're not on the clock, you're still practicing. - B, I just think you're being a puss. - No, no, I think that we have...

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We may or may not be in debt to him and need to give him 14 plugs throughout this podcast. Rich got here on Saturday, and it's Friday, and he's got one day of dozing in. The rest are rain. Dude, this is crazy. It's brutal. It's never rained this much. I swear. It's never rained this much.

in consecutive order and then rich gets here who's our track builder our good friend rich maybe maybe we'll have rich come on at the uh throughout the podcast but um dude it is not a soft rain and rich is just chilling there was so much water on the patio last night the worms were swimming

It was like four inches of water and there were just worms swimming. Is that how they ended up inside? Like I saw worms like throughout the shop. Yeah, I think that deck door maybe was letting in a little moisture. I don't know. They got in somehow. I can't imagine that you had a late night extravaganza out there and somehow left the door open off. Never. Maybe dragged them inside. No. Ken? Ken?

I don't want to talk about it. It's growing back, though. I hate it. Honestly, it's kind of growing on me. I hate it. I like it, too. I wish I would have stayed Evan for at least another week. Yes, I hate that you didn't leave your goatee for more than 24 hours. You had the longest goatee ever. I tried to just trim it, but I trimmed it way too short. And then I was like, fuck, I got to go all the way now. Really? So how did you get too short? Did you realize you had to take the whole thing off? No mustache, nothing. I grabbed the wrong guard, and it was like...

The three guard, not the seven guard. Classic. Three is still pretty long. I cut mine at two all the time. And this is a lot more than, this is a two. It's probably three. Maybe mine's weird, but it was this short and I was like, ah, shit, now I got to do everything that length. When was the last time you had your facial hair this short? Probably early college or high school. Wow. Holy.

That's kind of crazy, Kenny. When you pulled up the other day, I thought you were just some random dude. I walked in the door. Rich didn't even recognize me. Exactly. Like a naked mole rat. Yeah, I'll admit that I was startled because I saw you sitting in your chair working away on your computer and you turned around and

It just took me a second to process. I didn't even know you back then. Was it sad to lose one of the Evans? Did you have a little PTSD from that? I was sad. I thought you were going to be goatee gang for at least a week. Maybe I'll just grow it out and keep trimming that in. I think it's a good look. So for some context, like we were saying earlier, our friend Rich is here. He's our track builder. And the more time that we spend with Rich and Evan together, the more that we realize that Rich kind of looks like just Evan's dad. Cool.

Not my actual dad. Looks like he could. No, he could be your dad. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like, you guys have the same look. Yeah, pop the picture up I took of those two. Yeah, identical. Yeah, we were, like, you know, looking at the two. We were like, damn, Rich. You and Evan, you could almost go on, like, a little boot camp with Evan and, like, you know, try and beat him for a day or two because he was, you know, hanging out with Evan and they were, like, going out. And he was kind of just living the Evan lifestyle, honestly. And then Ken was like, yeah, you know, I'll maybe –

Go on the Evan lifestyle too. He just saw them going out to eat and drinking. He's like, I can do that. I was like, fuck it. I got to trim my beard anyways. Might as well just do a goatee with Evan. And then we got them all dressed up the same and then kind of had like a... Well, Rich also shaved his beard. Right, right, right. And then made a day out of it. So I don't think the video is out yet, but extremely entertaining to see the three of you. My favorite part is every time Rich is here, I mean, he's in the dozer. If you see him, you might see him standing next to or in a dozer. But this time we just like put him in,

you know, kind of through the ringer, but yeah, put them on a pit bike. Yeah. He was saying today, we, we went to a local establishment and had a food and drinks for lunch. Pretty rare on a Friday, but he goes, man, I don't know if I'm cut out to be Evan for this long. I don't think anybody's cut out to be Evan. And I was just thinking, man, heavy is the head that wears the crown. Yeah.

Everybody wants to be the king until they feel the weight of the crown. This is nothing, Rich. Just wait until it's Monday and it's time to film. That's when everyone else would bow out of being Evan. That's what divides Evan from being, you know, that's what divides the phonies from being the real deal. You can't just have long hair and shave in a goatee and be Evan.

Yeah, just drink all weekend. And then you'd think, oh, I'm Evan. I couldn't handle it after 12 hours. I had to get rid of that thing. So what did you dislike about being Evan the most? Because you did not have the goatee for very long. You're always complaining about stuff. It's always other people's problems. You can only be a piece of shit for so long. Dude, I was waiting for you to be still kind of playing into it. Basically, I thought being Evan was like a little Cheeto. Yeah.

I thought for sure that Ken was going to, you know, adapt to the Evan lifestyle so much that he was going to fill his car up head to toe.

to tow in the black ice and that would have just been the just the air freshener yeah yeah just the cherry on top the black ice is nice i don't know it's not it ruins a car it ruins a car makes it smell cheap yeah but it goes away in like two days i don't know if it does like a cigarette it's like smoking a cigarette in a car you never quite lose that it's like 99 gone but it's never full yeah i agree once it's in there it's in there i think that there's like a

A certain type of person that uses the black ice, and usually it's like if you never, ever clean your car and it just smells so bad, you have to cover it up with something. Evan. On the flip side, mine's filthy. Smells like black ice. Your truck smells like there's mushrooms growing in it. Anyway.

Probably because it's a work truck, Evan, and it gets abused. Okay, so throw a black ice in there for everyone else's pleasure. That would not... At first, you're like, okay. And so then I show up to the shop every day, hop out, and I'm feeling loopy because it smells so bad. Well, I get like, okay. Why do you like it, Mike? I just think you're being a puss. No, no. I think that we have... I think that we have...

You know, a nice truck. It's got 2,000 miles on it, and it's already getting a black ice thrown into it. It still smells like new truck. I agree. After a while, you got so riled up. Like, I've seen you, like, trip about, like, way less about crazier things. So then we just started putting black ice in just to get you going, and it did. Dude, I don't...

Yeah, no kidding. It just doesn't smell good. It's just funny. They're putting it in there. What are they even trying to do? Like, it's not even working. No, it is working because it was for you. Well, congratulations. I guess it did work. Black ice air fresheners work. Everyone comment down below. Do you guys think black ice smells good?

And would you put it in a brand new Ford Platinum pickup? No, I wouldn't put it in a brand new car. That's what you guys did. Do you think that is a good move? We did. Would you do that as a listener back home? No, we never did. It was the Cummins. I never did. Okay, put it in the Cummins, another newer vehicle. Well, it was a work truck. It has a lot more miles than 2,000. I have another game. You know, it kind of seems to be a bit of a tradition.

Evan comes on the podcast and I have a little game for him to play. I'll describe a word or an item or a thing and then you say your term for it. Your lingo, your secret lingo. Okay. I don't think I fully understand, but let's try it. How could I help explain better? I don't know. Just shoot. Because they probably won't understand. Dude, it's basically just like a game. You say a word and then I say what I think about the word you said. No, no. Like what you call it. Yeah.

Oh, okay. What do you say when someone says this? Like you say couch, I say Chesterfield. Sure. Precisely that. All right, that's the first one. Speaking of the couch, a TV remote control. Remus.

Remus. Where's the Ramone? The Remus. I call it that. Oh, man. I'm not even. Where's the Remus? I think that just goes back to being a kid. We just, for some reason, it was funny. Like, I think there was like a, I don't even know. We just call it the Remus forever. Wait, you call it the Remus? Yeah. You do too. For, what's your reason? Like, we just did it because it was funny. I don't even know, dude. I've just said that. That's just, where's the Remus? Yeah. Don't ask for a reason.

Yeah, I don't know where. That seemed interesting. Very bizarre, I guess, that both of you. Like, I've never heard that. We call it the Ramone, too. Where's the Ramone? Where's the Ramone? What would you say when, you know, you might have done something to get yourself in a little bit of trouble? It sounds like I got jammed up. Jammed up. Micah was riding his dirt bike. He fell, and he ripped his...

Trousers. Oh, yeah, trousers. His pants. That was a very complex way of explaining it. We're answering for you because you're slow today or something. Well, I don't know if he could have ripped anything if he just flipped his bike over on the highway, but I have watched him rip his pants twice on Highway 11. Once on the 150, once on the 250. What if I just flipped my bike over in the highway, but I didn't rip my pants? What did I do? Probably lose your wallet. Some people have a tight...

Blank. Oh, let me hold on now. That's what we're looking for. Yeah, somewhere where you lose something. Oh, my God. When you crash your rig.

Piled up. Piled up. Yeah, piled up. The same thing that I'm getting. Piled up could mean a number of things. Like you could go out to Zorba's and black out on a Wednesday at like 12 o'clock and then wake up at 10 in the morning and not know what happened. And I got piled up last night. This feels like the dating game or like a game show where there's just like catchphrases and we're supposed to be on the same wavelength.

Yeah. It's kind of complicated. You're just giving me little hints. I'm surprised you're not quicker at this, Ev. Where would you go to the local store? You got to pick up some Red Bulls and some Vittles for the day. It's not the Cormont store. Oh, Vittles. That was a good one. Shit. Something for snacks. Well, either the Dollar Genital or the Liquor Barn. What?

Dollar genital. Okay. How about if you already had your puppies and coffee? That's plug number two for the day. And you're about to... This is a good one. Oh, man. I don't know. File some paperwork in the Oval Office? No. Close. You're not near the Oval Office. And it's not even... So something might happen. If you don't make it to the toilet, you might...

Come on, dude. Oh, my God. What do I say? You would pile up your shorts. I'm about to pile up my shorts. Which I believe you did yesterday. Okay, yeah. That was actually so BS. Dalton said next to me, I thought I had a little toot. Alex?

I was like, oh, whatever. It's going to be kind of funny. I might stink Dalton off the golf cart. It's good for that boy. Probably should have been a little further away from me anyhow. It's good for that boy. He leaned his ass off the edge of the golf cart seat, farts, and then went, I just shit myself. I got to go. Like Dalton off the cart. And then he just was like, well, I'm not going to shimmy back over and sit on it. So he just drives back with his ass hanging off the golf cart. What did you do? Where did you go get a new pair of?

Trousers? The reason that happened was you have a loose...

CJ let him answer I thought this was for all of us just for Evan we're giving him his own terms he can't even do his own terms sorry I thought this was for all of us I feel like most of these things you've said I have multiple things and I'm like really like which one how the fuck do I know your terms better than you have I'm the one that just spittles them out you absorb them

All right, you're on the golf course. Your buddy shanks one into the pond. He's gonna. - Oh no, I thought you were gonna say hit one into the rhubarb, but now we hit it into the pond. - Oh, the rhubarb! - But you said hit it into the pond. - Yep, so you're gonna. - You don't say this one much, but when you hit a golf course into the pond. - This completely backfired, I'm sorry guys. - I'm having a hard time with this one. - Gonna have a turtle sucking on that ball.

I have never said that. You have. You have. You've said that a million times. I thought it was so funny. Not a million. I was like, this one you don't say much. Yeah, you haven't said it a million times. Maybe I said it. I don't know. Okay, well, not literally a million. He didn't say it a million times, Ryan. This one, I'll set you right up for that. I feel like you guys are setting me up for things I say when I'm at the bar, and now I have to remember it. It's hard. This one I'm walking you into. So we're out at the track. It hasn't rained in a month. Ooh.

Uh, can't relate. Obviously drier than a popcorn fart. Yes, sir. You got that one. Uh, I, I don't think we've hit this one yet and it's hands down the most, uh, said, uh,

Aw, blank. My tire popped. Cripes? Yeah. That was a good setup. That was easy. I could fill in the blanks there. I guess I'm just off. Ryan's just throwing you on a wild goose chase. Well, no, I just, everything you said, I was just like, I don't know. I felt like there was multiple answers. I was trying to think of the best one. What are we getting at the bar for drinks later? Riptile meets cocktail. Oh, cocktailians. Ah, there we go.

Making up your own words is fun, but it's not for everybody. You can't get carried away with it, but you're very tasteful. What's the Latin root of most of these words? I guess you could say the northern root. I don't even know. The Remus and most of them, I don't even know if I invented them. I maybe just picked them up somewhere. I liked it.

It's like when you hang out with like an old timer, you like pick up a thing or two. But when you hang out with like a northerner, you pick up a thing. Yeah. Like for sure. My whole Cheeto thing definitely came from one of my old timer buddies. He said it a few times. It was funny. And everyone just up there started saying it. Yeah. I guess we kind of missed that one too, but that one's, yeah, we did. That one's became a, a, a brand. We can make it a snack brand.

It's a good idea. They could be little orange puffs. Dude, I love people are like DMing me and snapping me pictures of Cheeto trucks all the time. Or just bags at the store. I can't help it. If I pass a Cheeto truck, I just have to send you a snap. Same. I'm on your way to your place, Evan. This makes me think of you, brother. It's amazing they got a whole truck just to deliver Cheetos. I mean, there's probably a whole assortment. They don't just put them other stuff in there, but they branded it Cheeto. My

My new favorite one that we picked up is, are you deaf in one ear or stupid in both? Dumb in both. Are you dumb in both? Yeah, yeah. What the fuck did I say? God, dude. I'm sorry. Ryan. Oh, I'm off. If we're quoting Gerald Smeltzer on that one, it's deaf in one ear or dumb in both. Ryan is all kinds of flustered today. Oh, dude, I've had one freaking drink, dude. I've been trying to hang out with Evan for like two hours. Well, that's your problem. Two hours, one drink. Yeah, you're right.

I got all flustered. We go to the pub for lunch today. And that was when Rich was saying that he couldn't keep up with Evan. I'm sitting there and then my doctor walks in. Do you have a doctor? I do have a doctor now. I finally went to the doctor after a couple years. Sitting there 3 o'clock in the afternoon drinking a beer. Yeah. He probably looked at you and was like, yep, checks out. That's a she. Oh, she. It was like yesterday in yesterday's video when Evan was like, hey, big.

Hey, do you think that we should ask Big Wrench if it's okay if we bounce this turbo mini truck off the rev limiter? I was like, something tells me if you ask a mechanic that, it's like asking a doctor, like, hey, do you think, like, I should eat healthy or is, like, fast food okay? I just feel like rev limiters are there for a reason. You know, they're put in place to save the motor for you. Yeah.

Pretty well most of the time except for on Subarus because they have a soft head gasket. How about the rev limiter on that motorcycle that you brought home that had four miles on it? Because it's interesting because you said that you didn't do anything wrong to it, but other people had other things to say. You know what I love, Ev? Normally people would, on the weekend, they'd take a minute off.

from their job. In your case, your job is breaking things. But you just continued. You just kept going, dude. You said, hey, guys, let me take this project home this weekend. I'll bring it back up north. I'll take care of it. Don't worry about it. Yeah, that's what I like about you, Ev. You know, even when you're not on the clock, you're still practicing.

It's such a fine line. I don't know what's on the clock, what's off. It's all blended together. Oh, I guess one thing before we completely move on. Yeah, I think that there's a reason that my truck smells so bad on the inside. What is it? I let Gavin drive my truck to go and pick something up. And then on the way home, he swung by the local watering hole to pick somebody up that might have over-served himself.

And then he was swimming in the swamp? Swimming in the swamp. He picked Evan up from the bar at 2 a.m. after Evan was swimming in the swamp. And for some reason, my truck smells like a swamp.

In Evan's nostrils, apparently, for some reason. In my defense, it has smelled like that long before, Benny. No, I think that's the last time that you were in it. That was a week ago. It sure smells in here. I wonder why. Yeah, I gave out a wet mole rat riding. It was opening day at Zorba's inaugural swim in the swamp. You got to do it.

Is that a new thing? I mean, I might have invented it, but it's going to stay that way. I can't believe how many cattails are in there. I don't know what happened with those. It was amazing. I came in there the next morning. It was like when we were 12 years old and would ride a snowmobile through the cattails. That's what the inside of my truck looked like. And I was like, what could have possibly happened last night, Kev?

He's like, oh, I picked Evan up from Zorba's. And I was like, I know exactly what happened. If the truck looked like that, can you imagine what I look like? I can't. Thank God we don't have footage of that. So me and CJ went on the local news this morning. Or like North Dakota Today, I think is what it's called. And the whole like news set, right? Pop up a video right here. Intense. Very well lit. Yeah, but like you're walking in and you're like looking around. You're like, oh my God, we're so excited.

we're gonna be sitting on that couch like you see like the backside it'd be like walking into like the podcast studio and like kind of seeing like what i'm looking at right now right and then that's like when it gets real you're watching nervous yeah i was actually because it's just live yeah and like i didn't really know what they were gonna say or if like i was just gonna black out and forget how to talk yeah you're like walking in i didn't want my voice to start trembling too you know like i think with

I was actually kind of nervous. I don't even know if there's that many people watching it relative to everything else. But I think those, well, just like anything, they live on. I remember doing some interviews when I was younger, and if you say one dumb sentence, your friends will roast you. That's the thing. They're not saving you, dude. Yeah, because they just think it's normal. Oh, well, you went on the... Yeah, that's right. Well, you went on the news for this. If you say one dumb sentence... What'd you say? I don't know.

You got roasted for it? Yeah, it was for the snowboarding thing, right? You're talking, you're trying to sound... And I do it all the time. I get very nervous around YouTube because like... We'll definitely use it. You're right. If you mess up around here, it's definitely getting used. That's YouTube. It's the whole personality. But then on the news, I could be killing it. And then say something like...

kind of where it makes you guys go like this, and you'll roast me for it for the next two, three, four years. What did you say, Ken? Can you try and find what Mike said when he was on the news? I don't think you can find it. I've tried. It's got to be old. Well, anyway, so... Yeah, it's intense. It is intense. It's very nerve-wracking because it is a pretty high production. So in everything we do, you'd be like, aren't you on camera all day? Yeah, you can always cut it in post if you really don't like it. So anyway...

we like sit down and we're like talking to the news anchor lady and she's like trying to get to like know us a little bit more because we're we're basically there for like the scholarship that we're doing for ndscs so we're with the uh ndscs lady too and going into it i'm assuming that they were like hey the c boys are coming in they have a youtube channel and she was probably like okay i better do my research to like kind of know like who these guys are yeah and so we

We show up and we're talking to this lady and she's like, yeah, I watched one of your videos where you intro'd it with a drone to CJ. And we're both sitting there like... I was so confused, dude. She's like, yeah, it was you and the drone. I'm like, what? Yeah. She just watched the intro of a podcast. That it was one of the podcasts. And then we're like, oh, okay, yeah, that was one of the podcasts. Not the main thing, I guess, that we do. One of the things that we do, but...

like necessarily like represent, I guess like Seaboys TV brand. If like, that's what we're just like, yeah, that was crazy. I was like, uh, yeah, I guess. So, so she says that. And then we're like, okay. And then she was like, yeah. And then like, you know, I was looking at some other videos, like the 300 foot slip and slide. And we're like, Oh no, this woman just went to the, went to the page and then just hit very bottom.

Yeah, it was not ideal. And she was like, yeah, and then like a music video. And we're like, oh, my God. We're like, oh, my God. This is what you know us by. Like the first three videos we ever made. Kind of makes sense. There were some backhanded compliments in there too, you know? Yeah. What you guys are doing is so cute. Yeah. That's fun. I think I even said it to her. I was like, yeah, no, we –

Those don't really represent us. It is kind of an odd thing to explain because, yes, you did it, but also you did it like six times.

six years ago, eight years ago. And the NDSCS lady was like super nice. And she was like, yeah, but like, you know, that was just a building, building block to where you are now. She was like trying to defend us. Yeah. But you guys wouldn't be here right now if it wasn't for moments like that or videos like that. And I was like, I was like, thank you for saying that. Cause I was going to go home and we'll, you know, delete half of our channel.

Not actually. Because, I mean, we've said that. Like, we have so many videos that are just, like, quite frankly, just cringy and embarrassing. But, like... You're, like, late at night contemplating. You don't know where to do the cutoffs. You're just, like, half. Yeah, half. I'll delete the back half. That gets us to four years ago where we got somewhat okay at making videos. But it was kind of, like, one of those, like, uncomfortable moments, I guess, of, like, you know, she's clearly just trying to do her research. Next time we're sending Evan and Ken. Yes. Yes.

I don't think that's a good idea. That would be fantastic. A long time ago, Jake and I did a career day for middle school, Moorhead. I can't imagine that.

Why? What was the context of that? You're trying to tell kids like, oh yeah, this is a career option. Be a YouTuber. That's exactly what it was. It seems like a terrible... Were you guys set up in like a gymnasium and you had like a... Yeah, how many people? Like a career fair? Fourth or fifth grade classroom. They brought in like a bunch of different people and we were... Man, I would love to see where those kids are now. Yeah, I was going to say, where are those kids now? Where are those kids now? Jail. They're old enough to be there. We're killing the game right now.

I think sometimes people don't realize and they're just like, all these kids love the Seaboys. And then they'll ask us to do... You just get in certain situations where you're like, I don't know if I'm the man for the job here, but I appreciate the time. Here's why Ken and Evan going on the news is a good idea. Because we get something to laugh about for the next three to five years. No cuts. That's what it is though. We got it. The next PR opportunity we have. They ask a question, Ken just goes, uh...

Evan, you want to answer that? And Evan goes, oh, nope, you got it, Ken. And Ken just goes, um... Next question. Next question. Because then if we just never said anything about it, they'd be like, damn, they made a fool of themselves. But if we just then brought it up on the next podcast or something, we'd be like, yeah, it was an inside job. It was an inside plan. We knew these two couldn't talk playing the long game. I very well could have fucked it up, though. It was pretty easy to fuck up. It's a whole nother level of stress when it's literally...

People are watching that. I did look it up on Facebook here. It has nine likes. Wow. Fargo Local News blowing up, dude. I like doing things like that, though, because it puts us in front of a new audience. 100%. There's so many times that we're out and about and different people know us from different things. Yeah, it was nice, too. It was just like a different kind of...

uncomfortableness you know like like it was like normally you're kind of just comfortable like whatever we're kind of doing for the most part i mean like there's plenty of situations where you're not but like it was just a different kind of uncomfortable because you're i was like damn i haven't been this like nervous for something in a while actually

I thought of that this morning when I was showering and I had a decision to make whether I was either going to go with you guys and be on the interview or I was going to come to the shop and get everything ready around here. And I went, oh, I'm kind of nervous for that. I'm just going to text them, see if it's cool if I don't go and I get everything figured out around here. And you guys are like, yep, that's cool. We'll handle it. And then about 25 minutes later, I was like, damn,

One day, you know, maybe we'll be on the Today Show or something. And then I could have had this. You missed those building blocks. I missed the building blocks. And now I got to jump all the way to this, like, really stressful thing, you know? Luckily for you, Ken and Evan will be on the Today Show. I'll handle it. They'll be the ones on the Today Show. Thank goodness. Thank you, brother. I got asked to do, like, a TEDx talk. Oh, really? Yeah. I was just like...

And I never like gave them, I never gave them a yes or no. And then I'm sure they just found somebody else. It's TEDx Fargo. I was like, well, how many like TEDx do they do like a year? Maybe I have some more time to like prepare. They were like one a year. Wow. And then I was the one, one guy for the year. Yeah. And I was like, that's a lot of pressure.

And then I was like, how many people? And they were like, like 4,000. Oh my gosh. Or 2,500, 3,000 or something like that. I mean, you just go up and talk? Yeah, I guess it's... Normally there's like some kind of learning thing though with those. Like you're trying to like teach the audience a lesson at the end of it. You don't think Ben can...

Like what's his woven lesson? No, I can be an idiot and still make it or what? If I was going to do it, it's a valuable lesson to learn. If I was going to say yes, I was probably going to just have you do it and you could have woven it in with like your concussions led to this. They go back. Will you do this? And he goes, yep, for sure. I'll be there.

Well, I was going to just commit. I don't think I could do it. But cause I think that would be, you know, more applicable to a situation like that. But also it's like, we're kind of in a unique position or our, our area where I think it would still be interesting, but I've done a couple of things like that too. But, um, yeah, that one was like, I was, I was like so nervous about it. And I just, I was like, I can't, I don't, I don't really want to. I,

And now I feel like kind of a bitch because I was like, oh, that would have been a cool opportunity. Hey, it might happen again. Maybe. Last night, Sydney was like, you guys ever thought about like taking improv classes? And I was like, no, but... I have. You have? Really? Yeah, for us. Oh, for a bit? Yeah, filming it as a bit would be really funny too. And I don't think we really have the time, nor am I proposing that we actually just like take improv classes, but you'd think it would make you...

quicker, funnier, wittier. Are the improv classes classes or is it just training? I think you're just doing it and you're just doing it as practicing. I would imagine that the improv classes around here are like nothing like they are in like Hollywood. Not that I'm trying to go to Hollywood improv classes either. That's where we'll go the best place in the world. Did you guys take public speaking? Yes, and I loved it. Really? It was like the only good training I ever got. Yeah. Dude, I hated it. Because once you get over the whole like

It was just a mindset thing. Like, no, I don't actually want to be up there speaking to... But I only had, like, 30 kids in my class. But, yeah, once you get past that and you're just like, screw it, just act like... Same for the camera. Just, like, act like you're not awkward, and then you're not. But if you think you're awkward, you probably are. My biggest thing is, like, I just... I hated, like, talking about something that you don't care about. Like, it'd be so easy to go and do, I guess, Seaboys or something that I actually know about. Yeah.

Not in front of that many people, like 4,000. I did my last speech, just ironic since I was sitting next to this guy. I did my last speech on why you should wear a helmet when you ride a motorcycle. See, then that's easy. It went great. Everyone's like, yeah, yeah, yeah, you should. I mean, again, I'm speaking to like 30 people, and probably two of them rode motorcycles. Can you imagine Evans in the back, and he just like...

It's like a full-blown debate. Yeah, they're like, this isn't a debate, sir. Kids, wear your helmet. Wear your helmet. Do as he says, not as he does. Exactly. Sorry, I'm late. I was cranking my hog. Is that what that shirt says? Shut up, dude. Wow. Where did you acquire that? Well, where everyone gets everything nowadays. eBay. The internet. Yeah.

The internet. Was it eBay? What side of the internet? It was a straight up Facebook ad. Followed the link. It had a little shop pay. Two buttons. Done. Yeah, they make it awfully convenient. They do. We got to get on that. Are we on that? Yes. No. Yeah. Yeah, we are. Dude, that's a dangerous thing.

I don't know if you guys have that set up, but like if I'm just sitting on the couch, my wallet's over there. I just go like, you can double click it twice and it checks out. I'm like, God, I didn't need that. It was so convenient. Another novelty shirt for the closet. Oh yeah, Ryan, you're kind of off that now, huh? Yeah. Well, I figured out my goal was to have a new one every podcast, but it's like 25, 30 bucks plus shipping. It ended up being like 40 bucks an episode in t-shirts that was coming out of the personal pocket. Right.

And I was like, damn, this is kind of, this is kind of excessive. And nobody ever said anything about Ryan's wearing like the, like the most wax shirt expecting everyone to be like, Hey,

And then the comments be like, Hey, nobody is just crickets. We used to, it does suck that you're like, you get the, you're kind of off that because now you just have like 30 shirts in your arsenal that you've already worn. Oh dude. Yeah. It's bad. I mean, also maybe I just have matured and I think,

that they just aren't as funny. I just was going through a phase. Now you drive Corvettes and wear jean shorts. Oh, yeah. Oh, my God. First of all, I think it works. You were prematurely wearing jean shorts before even the Corvette owner started. Let's get a walkthrough. You don't even have to stop. Wearing those hopping onto the Corvette is so satisfying. Oh, and knee balances. But it's...

This is the modern-day young man's version of the jorts and the new balances. You'll just wear them for forever now. Yeah. No, it's a jort summer, dude. He'll never change his style. He'll be 60, and then that'll be the old style, the old man style. Yeah, they're coming back. It's awfully cold around here. Do you guys remember when I got my Corvette and dressed up like a Corvette guy, and then we just happened to drive through Cormorant. We met a guy in a Corvette. We had, like, three Corvettes on the way there. And I hopped out, and I'm wearing, like, the same thing that these guys are wearing. Like, you...

And he was wearing a legit. It was pretty stereotypical. My favorite part was when you were razzing the other Corvette driver for not having any Corvette gear. He didn't have a Corvette hat on. He didn't have any Corvette merch. You're just like, well, where's your Corvette merch? And he's like, oh, it's at home. You're like, next time I see you, you better have it. Yeah. I think he was like, no, I will. I will. Like, I usually wear it. Yeah, because he, like, kind of got caught slipping. It was like one of those situations. I don't cop in mine without the hat.

Yeah, that's right. So it was funny because I have obviously been so excited. Get my car and all that. And Alondra texts me and she goes into Fargo and she goes, yeah, I saw a bunch of them driving around today. Which it just is a slight bummer. She doesn't know that's a bad thing. But like it was a slight bummer hearing that like a bunch of people have, you know, the same cars, you whatever. And I go, oh, well, they're probably not Z06s, you know, whatever. That's okay. So I hype myself up.

The other day she was at Target and

And she sent me a picture, and it's a Corvette Z06 parked in a handicap stall with a handicap sticker in the window. Your people, Ryan. And I went, damn. It's still a cool car, Ryan. It's still a cool car. Handicapped people can't drive Corvettes. No, I just figured that it just kept the tradition on that old people, old men. It's more so just in line like an old man. Yeah, an old man. Not someone that's handicapped. Yeah, you're right. Yeah, you don't have to be old. No.

No, yeah. To be young and handicapped. It's just implied that only old men drive Corvettes. It's not necessarily a young man's car. It's like 40 plus. To be fair, that guy that parked the handicapped Saul, he was driving a red Z06 with the big wing and all that. I don't know. Sorry. Pocket. Speaking of Saul, I got a piss bad. How about Spot?

Yeah, sure. Yeah. Parking spot. That reminds me. Did I tell you guys about the fire that I put out and saved the neighborhood? No, you didn't. That was cool. It was very heroic of you. I saw it on your Snapchat. So I'm driving to DL, and on the left side of the road, the ditch was on fire. And I'm like, oh, that's pretty weird. But, you know, ditches don't just start on fire. It's probably like a controlled burn or something. And then so I keep driving probably another, like, tenth of a mile. And then there's some guys, some plumbers, and they're like,

that are out in the ditch stomping out the fire so i whip around and i go like what's going on with the fire and they're like we don't know plumbers putting out fires what has this world come to sorry and so they were like i don't know we just saw i was on fire so i whipped around and like tried to help stomp out the fire but it was super windy and it was growing towards the woods like

It was expanding fast. And there's a house in the woods. And I was... Posted your shoes, literally. Yeah, posted my shoes. In the trash afterwards, but sacrificed to put the fire out. So I didn't really put it out. I think I slowed it down a little bit, but then eventually it got so out of control that I couldn't do anything. And then the fire department showed up.

and they put it out and then after it was out wasn't it the same guys that came when we were yeah yeah it was the same guys and they're like you again you're starting to ditch on fire now huh yeah they all are looking at me like oh great what this guy do and they're like he says that exactly that he goes oh great you again i go i swear this one wasn't me and then we laughed about it but he was like what what actually is happening and i'm

And I was like, I don't know. Just drove by and the ditch was on fire. That is so bizarre. The funniest part was there was a kid that was from Colorado and he was driving to Minneapolis. And so it was, it was by chance. He went out of the way to drive by our shop and see Cormorant and just kind of experienced the area. Right. They were going to go get lunch in DL. And as they're driving by, they see me parked on the side of the road, stomping out of fire. They're always up to something. Yeah.

And so, like, I kind of thought he was local. And so we started chatting. He goes, no, I'm from Colorado. Like, I just got out of the car for the first time in 14 hours. Wow. And I just drove down the road and saw you stomping on a fire. I was like, damn. He's telling you this while his pant leg is on fire. So what started that, you think? Probably a cigarette. Either cigarette or, like, chain sparking on the highway maybe. Oh. Yeah, that'll happen sometimes. Burns down. That's one thing that you, Ken and Evan, you guys don't got to worry about.

Starting to ditch on fire? With your vapes? I thought that's where you were going with that. I wasn't quite sure, but I suspected that. So I walked into our storage unit yesterday. I saw this four-wheeler sitting in there, and then I double-took, and I was like, why do we have...

A 2008 Suzuki four-wheeler that used to be owned by our good friend Justin. When we first started the channel, if you're a real OG, you probably know what it looks like. That Micah bought from Justin. Then it sat in the corner of our storage unit until we said, you got to do something with this. And then he sold it. To a Justin, actually. That's not true, though. And I have a feeling... Money Mike strikes again! That somebody bought it back. That's not true. You guys didn't make me sell it. I was offered to...

Someone wanted to buy it, a close friend of mine, and I said, sure, I'll sell it to you. And then he said, I don't need this anymore. You want it back? And I said, hell yeah. And why do you need that? Do you buy it back at full price? No. Oh, that's good. A little less, but... What do you plan on doing with that, Mike? Bro, spinning the block? Dude, I think it's amazing. Those...

No, that's a great quad. It's a great wheeler. I'm just like, I'm kind of like on a nostalgic note. So like the only race quad now made is Yamaha. They make the Raptor and not even a race quad. Best quad ever made. Yeah, the 450R. It's sick that they still do. But no other company makes a quad. And the cool thing is that that 2008 is damn near just as good as the 2023 we have in the garage.

And I just wanted it back. And it looks cool. Sick quad. Yeah. And it's a sick quad, man. I don't know. I may be a sucker, but. You gotta have an accountant to approve your purchases. I would hate that. He wouldn't be able to buy anything. That'd be exactly like me asking my accountant is the same vibe as like asking the lawyer or this and that. Should I buy it? Oh, probably not. I wouldn't recommend it. And then I'm just like, why did I even ask? Yeah. Yeah.

You already know the answer. Yeah, exactly. Yeah. They say no. And then you're like, well, what the hell am I paying you for? No, but yeah, our, the homie, Justin, uh,

Oh, gee, Justin Hanson used to own it. And then I bought it from him. And then I sold it to Ryan's cousin, Justin. And then he wrote it for a while and then sold it back to me. I just remember it not running. I just thought it didn't run. I think the last. Does it run? Yeah, it runs now. It does. Justin fixed it. Oh, okay. So you were debating there to say like if it was broken or not, maybe. But then you came right back and said, well, it runs now. Yeah.

Which means it clearly was broken. It was when he sold it. That's why. I remember it as, Mike, do something with this four-wheeler because it was just sitting in the way, broken, for like two years. Wasn't the oil drain plug seized into it and you couldn't drain the oil out of it? Oh, I hope not. Yeah, it had been drained for like years. I heard it was just cross-threaded so hard that you just had to tilt it to the side to get the oil out and put fresh stuff in.

I don't even remember. Maybe that's what they were doing. It looks clean now and it runs great, so I don't know. It looks super clean, so who cares about the drain plug or the transmission on that poor Suzuki? No, it was like it would... When we were jumping it... They washed the plastics. It would kill itself in the air and I couldn't figure out why I was doing that. It doesn't sound dangerous. Yeah. But it's good. No. Yeah. Have you jumped it? No, I haven't jumped it. Did he ever?

Probably not. Okay, I guess the verdict's still out. Full circle, right back where we started. I mean, dude, we're chilling. I mean, if I didn't have all these toys, what would you guys steal the motor out of? It's true. It's true. That's a great point. Mike's terrible financial decisions make a lot of great content. And that's personal opinion, the terrible financial decisions. That might be embellishing, but yeah, no, they make a lot of great content. I'm just excited because I've always thought those quads are so sick.

Never rode one. Did it for Evan. Did you hear that? He thinks it's cool. Did you hear that? Yeah, clip that. Clip it. Put it out there, dude. Evan thinks quads are sick. I got... No. Yep. You said it, dude. I heard it. I think Suzuki's are sick. Nope. I heard... I've always thought those quads were sick. Yeah, dude. You think quads are sick? No, that...

New t-shirt. Quads are sick. That quad. Evan. With Evan's signature underneath it. Can we make it? Quads are sick and then signed off by Evan. Micah, you got to design it. We'll have it out by next Monday.

Do I really need to admit I have fun on a quad once in a while? Have you guys seen Evan wheelie the R6 swapped Raptor, Yamaha Raptor quad? It is insane. I was like, I mean, he's going to be able to wheelie it, but it's not going to be that crazy. And then it was insane. Speaking of quad wheelies or quad four-wheelers, I just saw this kit that makes...

Cross Rockets into four wheelers. Really? I'm trying to get one. We already did that. Yeah, but leaving the bike. Like you're leaving the bike. I know what you're saying. I'm sorry. Yeah, you're saying put a swing arm and a front end on...

an r6 and you don't got your motor swap yeah you just swap everything else which one's better man big ranch and gavin are going to be stoked well that's a kit though so that's what i mean yeah they'll be stopped it'll be way easier got that to look sometimes those guys always still find a problem with the kit where i go if it was you or i that ordered this kit they still got the welders and the grinders and everything else out even it was a all

All-inclusive kit. Dude, every time I show up and, yeah, I think that, oh, this one should be easy, and then they're grinding it well in the way. I'm like, what the hell? What are you guys even doing? Dude, that's my favorite part is when I do go down there, though, and they're, like, literally tossing sparks across the shop. Yeah. I'm like, hell yeah. These guys are doing shit. Yeah.

All they're doing is putting together some pre-made shelves that should work perfectly. Gavin's cutting them apart and Brian's welding them back together. These guys, man, they are so good. We're sitting there just like, yup. Yeah, look at all that work they're doing. These idiots think we're actually doing something right now. Dude, Ben just saying...

Dracula. But he was like, I knew what you guys knew. I knew you guys knew what I was singing. My name is Jeff. What's up, brother? Hey.

Get out of here. So speaking of NASCAR, can we talk about that video of Kyle Busch getting punched in the face? Yes! How funny was that? That made the sport grow. You guys also made the sport grow by going there. Not as much as that, though. I got a side story. Not even close. On the second day, so first day was Xfinity race. Second day was Cup Series. At Talladega. At Talladega. We brought Jeff to Talladega. I can't thank them enough. I owe them my life for that. But...

Anyways, I was just taking pictures for all the fans on their cell phone for the boys and the fans who came up. And the people that were taking care of us in NASCAR leaned into me. They go, the only people that I've seen get stopped more in my entire life taking care of people at VIP is Bert Kreischer and the C-Boys. What? We didn't pay him to come on and say that. That was...

How nuts is that? That is wild. We hit four airports every two feet. They got stopped at every place. It was wild. The NASCAR love was crazy, though. Yeah, the NASCAR love was insane. You guys just got stopped by everyone. Pit Road, Boulevard,

VIP. It didn't matter. And then Brianna Chicken Fry is like, who are these C-Boys? They got 3.5? I'm going to get my numbers up. So, yeah, that was a great time. That was a great time, Jeff. Whenever we lost Jeff, you just look up for an elevated surface, and he was probably up there dancing. And Jeff, we got invited back to NASCAR. What? Oh, this is the best part. We go to Ryan's little sister's, Micah's girlfriend's birthday on May 1st. Thank you.

Thanks, dude. And Ryan leans in to me and goes, guess the proposition we just got from NASCAR today. I'm like, what? He goes, 4th of July, Chicago, we're invited. And I go, sick. He goes, but we denied because we're going to be on the sandbar in Pelican. And I go, duh. Oh my god. And then he goes, and Ryan goes, I'm working on Daytona next year. They were talking to us and they were like, would you guys want to come back and Jeff and

And Jeff. The NASCAR team loved Jeff. You're still friends with all of them on Snapchat and everything? Snapchat, they reply to my story. They like my story. They go, I hope you're doing well. I'm cheering for your Florida Panthers hockey team. They just became boys with all of them. No, so Kyle Busch getting punched in the face. I imagine that's what it would have looked like if you two would have crossed paths. Exactly that altercation.

That's why we had security the second day. Otherwise, you know, Kyle Busch would have got punched in the face. I think he caught wind that you were in town talking shit, too. So it was like...

I mean, that's why they were like, yo, you guys need this security guy. What was his name again? Sam. Sam. Sam was the man. Yeah. Shout out, Sam. He wasn't as big as I was hoping, though. He was jacked, but yeah, he would have for sure took down Kyle Busch. Do you guys kind of get it, though, after seeing kind of what he did and then he gets in an altercation? And granted, he didn't start it, but he was in his face like...

You get why, like, that's a meme to hate on him. And it's not even a meme. Like, that's why so many people hate him. Like, you know, Robin's racing, and then somebody passes him, and then he just gets all pissed off, takes him out, basically. Spins him out. And then is like, what, what, what, what?

I didn't do anything. And then he gets socked like he should have. Legendary. He got hit pretty good. It seems pretty WWE to me. Oh, you thought it was staged? That punch was soft. It kind of grazed off him. Well, he's a NASCAR driver. Yeah, I get it. I get it. I think he got him. You thought that was staged? I think that they know that that clip's going to go more viral than any normal race weekend. The best thing they can have is crashes and fights. Yeah, that'd be great. I agree with that.

But he still got fined. They still fined him, but, I mean, 75 grand is what he got fined. That's probably nothing to them. The guy that threw the punch didn't lose nothing. I thought it was awesome. He made himself look cool. I'm a Ricky Saino fan now. Yeah.

but that's the funny thing so now they're asking that all the drivers are back from last week they're asking what do you think about ricky getting fined all this money and a lot of the drivers figured out that he got fined 75 grand like in the interviews and they were like they find him 75 grand and all i've seen on nascar's like social media is that fight it's like it's kind of it's kind of bass backwards you know wait what that is crazy yeah they should be thinking they should be paying them they're giving them a bonus yeah they should be giving him a

It's like UFC. Knockout bonuses and stuff. I get trying to have a clean sport. You know, you've got giant sponsors that are paying millions of dollars to be a part of, like, a legitimate thing. Yeah, but think about it. They're paying to get eyeballs. They're paying for attention. They still got to spine them, though, because they can't act like they condone that behavior. But, yeah, 75 grand is probably pennies to that guy and his team for sure. His team for sure with how much it costs to go racing. But still, yeah.

Totally worth it. I watched it live. It was fucking legendary. I was hollering. You were watching that live? Yeah. Oh, I bet that was like watching a UFC fight. They followed him up with the camera and everything. Oh, yeah. It's legit. It was like he was walking backstage at a WWE. My favorite part, dude, is he parked his car in his pit stop box. That was a savage move, I thought. I thought that was amazing. As far as it gets at NASCAR? I never even thought of that.

I know. Yeah, you go park your wrecked car in their spot and just get out and walk away. That's an Evan move. I can see you doing that. You hop out. They're like, get this thing out of here. You just throw your hands and walk away. Park that piece of shit and then walk away. Yeah, it's a normal Tuesday for them. Dude, it got so many eyes. Yeah, 100%. I feel like I want to start punching people.

Do it. Do it, Mike. Do it right now, Mike. That's what I was wondering. When you were talking, so I kind of missed that first part. Were you saying... He just turns around and punches Evan square in the face. I dodge it. Takes out Ryan. And then it's just clipped like, Evan's really had enough of Ryan's shit at family dinners.

Evan has? Oh, Micah, sorry. Wait, why am I the menace at family dinners? I don't know. Apparently, you're not condoning Micah dating your sister. Yeah, but I think that would not be a good reason for me to punch him. He just punches him? Yeah. But have you punched anybody in your life? You might have been just pretty disliked. No, no, no. If you had your bodyguard punch him. You imagine? Imagine.

Hey, go beat this guy up. He just goes and beats him up. I'm like stepping back and I'm like, Sam, get in there. Like, get in there. That's the guy. Go beat him up. He goes, I don't know, man. He's not doing anything. He's like, go get him. What are they paying you for? Ben throws a drink at him. No, Sam, do something. Yeah.

It wouldn't have been pretty because I would have had, like, I talk so much shit, like, there's no way that I could have just backed down, especially, like, in front of my boys like that. Like, you guys would have just been just fueling the fire. You would have been hilarious, dude. Kyle Busch is a lot bigger than you. Yeah, he's a pretty big guy. He's a pretty big guy.

It was just so funny, though. I saw that video, and I was like, there goes that boy again, pissing people off. There goes that boy. See, the bummer is when a fellow racer punches him, it's like, nice, two competing equals.

But if you came up after 19 Bud Lights, it would have been after 19 beers. No way a man can drink 19 beers. If you came up to him after 19 beers, it would have just been a salt, dude.

What? I'm just defending you, man. I don't even want to see anyone make you. If you were to be like, yes, I can. I'm like, I don't want to be a part of that. I think Ben could drink 19 beers. Dude, there's no way. On a NASCAR Sunday? There's no way. There's like eight hours at least. There's no freaking way. Only two hours. You don't think I could? No, I don't. But I'm not challenging you. I think you could do it in a day. A day? Yeah. For sure. 19 Bud Lights, they have to be. I don't think so.

I would like to do a Seaboys case race. I bet you would, Ryan. It would be pretty fun. I will be so far ahead and literally pass out on 23. You guys will be on like five. I'm going to race right through them and then just fall short just to victory. No, Mike, I guess you might be right. I don't know if I could do that.

And if I did, it would be an ugly sight. That's what I'm getting at. It would be an ugly sight. That's what I'm getting at. He's like, if you were to put... I don't know if anybody's very pretty after 19 beers, to be fair. Cousin Joe's beauty. I'm pretty as hell. Yeah, right? We were...

We're at the snowmobile race, Levi LaValle snowmobile race. And we were talking with our buddy Adam. And he was like, yeah, dude, my buddy that I brought with is passed out. Right. All right. He's just taking a nap right now because he's drank 35 beers today. He got up at six. What? Yeah. Started drinking. It was huge. And it was probably five o'clock at this point. Yeah. Yeah. He was fucked up. And he was like, yeah, he's actually drank 35 beers today. Why did he decide to do that?

I think there's a Saturday. It pains me because I can't remember homie's name, and I'm really fond of him. We had some good times that weekend. That was enough for Evan to like that guy. He drank 35 beers a day? I like him. That was at five. I was around for a few of them. Yeah, so how many more did, like, what was his finishing number? I can't be responsible for the count. I just know that every time we were around, there were beers going down.

And I think the prerequisites to that story is like they got jammed up, basically pulled an all-nighter. They like didn't sleep. They just drank for like 48 hours straight. The last time I hung out with that crew, I got my appendix taken out the next day.

True story. Dude, true story. I literally heard that story from them. I don't know why. Maybe I forgot. But yeah, they told me that. I'm like, what are you talking about? Like, yeah, Ben told us last time he partied with us. He had to get his appendix removed. Dude, straight up. They're probably pretty proud of that.

They were, yeah. I bet, dude. We broke him. We broke him. You really haven't been the same since. No, I have not. And I told him that, too. I was like, dude. You guys, you fucked my life up. My life has actually kind of been in the gutter ever since I hung out with you last. And I know people just say that as a joke, but I'm dead serious. Like, I have not been the same. Pretty crazy. Dude, my favorite part was...

When we were at the after party, or I stayed, you know, after the races, there's a little after party. I stayed too. Gavin stayed too. And then... Gavin. Yeah, I don't know why I called you... I was like, Gavin stayed too. Which Gavin did you just call me? Evan with a G. No. Which one? Am I three-wheeler Gavin or no-wrench Gavin? I called you Evan with a G on accident. Gavin? Moving on. Gavin? Oh, man.

What's your... There was like... Why are you so offended right now? I'm not necessarily offended. Dude. I just didn't know what he was talking about. Adam's girlfriend or someone was like...

This isn't my scene at all. Here, like, all these, like, snow erasers, everyone getting drunk, and then Slim walks over, dude. Evan's like, Slim, like, right after she says that, and I'm like, oh, yeah, they are pretty rowdy. Slim walks over, literally, like, spits on us, and it's just like, these are my people! Yes, yes, they are, Slim.

God bless Slim. God bless Slim. You guys, you guys are my people. Thank you for being here. You guys, you guys are my people. New giveaway on Thursday. Holy shit. It's going to be a banger. It's going to be the biggest bang a banger's ever been. Banger's ever banged. Shout out Puppies and Coffee. Shout out Puppies and Coffee and Rich. Shout out to you guys for listening and we'll see you guys next week.

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