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Someone's SELLING Micah's Phone Number, Playing Beer Pong With NELK, & Hiring A Full Time Mechanic

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My girlfriend's dad would be like, "What are you guys, stupid?" Right now I'd be like, "Well, yes, first off, we are stupid." I sent an email at 5:35. What are you doing the rest of the morning? Because you got here at 1:00 today. Turns out a kid at school in Arizona be selling that. Your phone number? Like damn, he in that mood. Hey Ben, can you do me a favor?

Pick my left hand or my right hand. You're going to decide how the rest of my day is going to go. We're rolling. Right hand. Let's go. That was the beer hand. The other one had a Celsius in. He's going to get right to work if he had the Celsius. Beer it is. Happy Friday, boys. Yeah, happy Friday. Cheers, Ryan. Yeah.

Yeah. Cheers, Benny. Some of us are trying to be healthy. Hey, you know what? I actually worked out this morning. I did too. Before you guys were even awake. Probably, yeah. Because Launder wakes my bitch ass up at like 6 a.m. I was at the gym at like 6.45 this morning. Here? Ryan's wondering. I thought about going at that time. I woke up. And I couldn't fall back asleep. It was like 5. And, uh...

And then I just went and took a dump and went back to bed. I just need to take a dump. That was it. I, uh, tip my hat to you guys being able to function that early in the morning and then

want to function that early in the morning, granted you're being woken up, but still I would be like at all costs, I'm going back to bed. There is something beautiful about the morning though. You sound like my dad now. Not your dad wakes up at like really early hours. Like four. My dad's up at 4 a.m. That's still nighttime. That's psychopath hours right there. I'm like, what are you doing at 4 a.m.? And he's like, Bean, there's so much to live. There's so much life before you're even awake. And I'm like, dad, there's so much life.

hours after you're asleep i'm like yeah because he goes to bed those are true yeah he goes to bed at like 7 38 just never sleep and then yeah it gets a bit four but i was like there's just so much more to do after 8 p.m in my opinion i'd say i get up pretty early consistently on my own doing like i normally get up seven i mean like on merch shop or yesterday because we had to edit i was up at

CJ is full blown an early riser. I don't necessarily want to. I just can't sleep anymore. So I get up. But there is something to be said about like, like your dad getting up super, super early. And then he has to take a nap like later in the day. Like it really doesn't end up getting you that far ahead. Because if you have to take a nap and you're doing that during like normal operations,

operating hours. I don't know if you're really helping yourself. Are you? I mean, you're missing out then. I would say no because I also hate taking naps. I always wake up more tired than I do going to sleep. Dude, you ever see those things on Instagram? They're always like,

you want to change your life get up early start working hard reading all this like they want you getting up at 5 a.m for you know all these crazy things and it's like realistically i don't know if you're going to be more productive getting up that early because now you're all tired throughout the day so you don't have enough energy to get your shit done i found this uh thing on i think it was a facebook actually because i'm a big facebook guy and it was like how really uh popular people like ben franklin kurt vonnegut uh

Pablo Picasso or popular, you know what I mean? And honor de ball sack. Apparently he's a real guy, but how they sleep, what their schedule sleep, creative work, daily job, food and leisure exercise and other. And a lot of them are at like crazy hours, like naps in the middle of the day, uh, you know,

Weird hours. It really doesn't matter though. I mean, you think about it when you're sleeping, as long as you're still, as long as you're not oversleeping, if you think about it, cause like, you know, you can basically, you can sleep during the day and be productive at night and yeah.

I think the biggest thing is that not being tired during the day. If there's one thing that I absolutely love, you guys know I sleep a lot, but I'll just stay up late. If there's one thing I love, it's not going through the day yawning. Yeah, we have days where you have to get up. Oh, yeah, we all got to be here at 8, and we're going to knock it home until midnight. That's the day we're going to be yawning, but...

Most days, like, not yawning. I remember, like, you know, again, I've always stayed up late. Then I'm getting up for, like, just for high school at, like, 7 in the morning. And you're just exhausted. Then...

I'd find myself dozing off on the way home from school or something. And then that's scary. Now I never doze off while driving. I think there is a misconception with you that you sleep a lot. You do not sleep a lot. If anything, you probably sleep less. You just sleep at really whack hours. Yeah. And I never am trying to make that argument, but it's kind of true. No, but that's the narrative. People probably think when they see you sleeping in a video at like...

two o'clock in the afternoon they're like man mike's just a snoozer but you were up till 8 a.m that morning but don't you think you'd be better off just going to bed and then not being tired and you'd be more productive kind of like what i was saying yeah i think i think uh i would be a little more productive if i can get off this you'd have more energy and then you'd i don't know if i'd have necessarily more energy like it's interesting like if i as long as once i'm up

Once I'm up, dude, the energy is almost the same. It's rare that I could get 10 hours or I could get 4 hours. And it's pretty rare that I'm like, dude, I hope we're done with this soon so I can... Really? Once I'm up, I'm up. It's so weird. Whether I'm running on no hours or 10 hours, it's almost the same. I think the only issue is when...

You are sleeping and we're waiting on you. So most of the time, if you're like staying up late and you're, you're doing your work, it's kind of just like on your own time. But then when we're trying to film and we're just, where's Mike? Oh, he's sleeping. And it's pretty nice. Cause now you just stay sleep here. So we're like, Oh, someone go and wake them up. When I was growing up, like,

Pretty much everyone in my family has been, like, an early riser. And, I mean, they still are, especially my dad. But, like, kind of just seeing that I was never about that early life. And...

Maybe it's like seeing the Instagram pictures of like, oh, you want to be successful. You need to wake up early. Take cold showers. Take cold showers. Do all this shit. And if you're not, you're lazy. You'll never amount to anything. And I guess in a way, I was like, well, shit, I'm not an early riser. Does that mean maybe I don't have it in me to like...

Have the grind. And then I started dating Greta and her dad is super successful. And I remember he would say...

Oh, yeah, no, you don't have to wake up early to be successful. And I was like, damn, that feels so good to hear. Yeah, to be clear, I respect people that can get up early as long as you're not just dogging it to the day. To be very clear, I do. Yeah, that's awesome. But I always do get a chuckle because sometimes when I see CJ up super early, it's like half and half whether or not. What are you doing, though? Because you're never here early.

Like, what are you doing all morning? So what's the point of getting up early? I have a receipt. I was emailing people. It's because half the time he doesn't choose. I sent an email at 535. He's just stuck waking up that early. What are you doing the rest of the morning? Because you got here at 1 today. Yeah, so like, that was a big day. So what's the point of waking up early? No, so like, I didn't necessarily wake up early today. I managed to fall back to sleep. That was the point, but...

I'll go to the gym. I get up early. What he doesn't tell us is he goes back to sleep. No, I said today. But like typically, no, I can't sleep. Yeah, so I'll just get up. I'll either go to the gym or I'll just go get coffee and I'll just like, you know, get ready, which I can agree with because then you're like, you feel like you got a little bit of a step up on people. You can prepare for what you got, what you're going to do that day. I do like that, but

I am awful. Like now eight, nine o'clock tonight, I'm going to be ready for bed, which sucks because it's Friday night and I'm, it's eight to nine o'clock. That's why I tried going back to bed. I was like, I don't want to be all tired and miss out on some stuff tonight. And yeah, it's kind of tough because around here it's like, yeah, the Friday night, but I'd be like going to the roadhouse and hanging out with you guys. Not that I don't love hanging out with you guys, but it's like, well, geez, I could wake up. I could wake up not hung over or not tired the next day and be more productive and

But just, you know, I feel like you don't regret the things you say yes to. Live in my cramp around. Yeah, there we go. That's right. He's never tired. How the hell? Yeah. My problem is, is I go to bed and as soon as I'm in bed, phone on face, scrolling, I'll hit YouTube, watch a bunch of YouTube videos, scroll Instagram, do whatever, right? And then next thing I know, it's like midnight and I try and always go to bed by midnight.

But then usually my phone keeps dinging or there's things going, right? So the other day I go, you know what? I'm going to be like CJ here and put my phone on airplane mode. You still do that, right? But why airplane? Because then it's like nothing gets through. Yeah, it's not connected. Do not disturb is that way. This is going to sound ridiculous, but supposedly when it's on airplane mode, there's no...

Transmitting radio waves? Yeah, basically. I don't fully understand it, but being that I have it sitting next to my nightstand, which some people would even say is not good for you, I just put it on that. That's how there's no cellular whatever. I feel. On a side note on that, I always get a little bit like... I don't do anything about it, but I get a little stitious about when I put my phone between my legs. Usually when I'm driving, but just in general. You put it like basically...

under your nuts. And it's like, it probably, if they admit whatever they say they admit, probably not good. It's going straight to your nuts. Yeah.

Radio nuts. It's like a South Park episode where they put their nuts in a microwave to get bigger nuts. Start lugging them around. In a wheelbarrow. But anyway, so I go, you know what? I'm going to put my phone on airplane mode. Oh, yeah. So I get nothing dinging. It's not keeping me up, and it's not emitting radio waves. Look that up so we're not idiots. Our Jamie isn't here. I think it's something along those lines. So I do that, right? And Greta sees me do it and goes...

You know nothing gets through on airplane mode, right? And I go, yeah, that's the point, Greta. She goes, well, what if somebody needs to get a hold of you? I go, nobody is trying to get a hold of me at 12 a.m., Greta. I think it's going to be all right. And does she use do not disturb? Because calls don't go through then either. Yeah. Yeah, but if you call three times, it does, I think. Oh, okay. Yeah, I didn't know that. Oh, I didn't know that either. That makes sense, like a little emergency action. Yeah, so I go, no.

No, it's not going to be a problem, right? I fall asleep and I wake up to Greta going, Ben, Ben, Ken's calling me. I go, what? What the hell could be going on? Let me take a wild guess. It wasn't that important. And I answer, or Greta answers and goes, Ken? And Ken goes, is Ben there? This is at night? Yeah. What time? Like 1, 1 a.m. What? Yeah, so I like wake up in a panic. I'm like, oh my God.

What's going on, Ken? Should we raise the prices? You need to call Ryan right now. Me? And it hangs up, right? What? What the hell? So I turn my phone off of airplane mode.

Sure enough, Ryan is panicking in the group chat going, Ben, do I have health insurance? I think I'm having an appendicitis attack and I need to go into the ER, but I'm not going unless my health insurance has gone through. Yeah, right. You're going to die? Well...

I was hoping I wasn't going to die was kind of the thing. But you were willing to risk it to save a couple bucks? Well, it wasn't a couple bucks. It was like 20 grand. That's how much it would have cost. Holy crap. That's how much an MRI. Holy shit. I had no idea it cost that much. MRIs alone are like six grand. Okay. Yeah. It was like that. But you would have potentially surgery. Could have racked up like a pretty big bill. Yeah.

Yeah, okay. So it makes sense, I guess. So I am answering you, and I'm like, no, Ryan, you did not have to help this shirt. I felt bad, but I was kind of upset in the moment. Oh, no, I don't blame you. I don't blame you one bit. And anyway, deal with all that. We'll get into that in a second, actually, because I have a couple questions on that. But yeah, I end up like turning it back.

Off airplane mode. I go, well, can't be shit. I roll over. I go, damn, you were right. Actually. She goes, I knew it. I knew it. Dude. I don't think I've in the last year. I can't, I can't think of any time being woken up by a phone call and panic. Like I was like, of course the one time. Yeah. Yeah. So, so what ended up happening with that? Well,

We had just come off the RV trip where my diet was a little bit unusual. And then I went to Florida and I ate a lot of seafood. I ate 69 pounds of crab. And I don't know. I had like a really bad stomach ache and it was like up here. And then eventually it moved down to like my side and was just like right in my side, sharp pain. I couldn't even stand up. And I'm like waddling around like this because I can't even stand up.

Like it was bad. Concerning for sure. One. So much crabby was constipated. One whole day. I couldn't even stay all day. I couldn't stand. Wait, you didn't real locked up. No. Yeah. No, but we went where I got stuff at CVS. Hopefully take care of it. All that. Nothing. Go through that whole night. Hardly sleep. Cause I feel like shit. Go through the second day. Can't stand up. And then it was that night. And then you start looking up like what is lower right abdomen pain? And it's like appendicitis is going to blow up in 36 hours. I'm like, fuck.

I'm at 32. You're pretty much dead already. It's a pretty common thing, too, appendicitis. It's more common than you think. Ken had one. Right before that, our buddy. No, but right before that, our buddy, Brant, had appendicitis. He had one two days before. No, but he was in the hospital the same day that Ryan was like, I think I got to go. And I'm like, what the fuck is going on right now? I texted him. I was like, should I? And he's like, I don't know. How did you make that decision to not?

You were like, fuck it. I'm going to save the money and possibly die. Spend it when he's dead. It's one of those things. I feel like there's so many scenarios in life where you almost go in and then don't, and then it ends up being fine. It was kind of one of those. I took a gamble because I'm a gambling man. And I just was like, all right. Because Alondra was like, you're fine. You just have like cramps or your stomach hurts. And I was like, I don't know. It hurts pretty bad. And it does turn out I was just being a pussy in my stomach. What did you do? Did you just rip a dump?

No, I tried. I couldn't. I still like even that next day, I just put a heating pad on it and it helped. It was good. Yeah. That's smart. So what do you think it was? I think it was just, I think I have a thing with butter. Like I, butter makes my stomach hurt. I think I had too much butter. Oh, with the crab. With the crab. That would make sense. A lot of butter. It is interesting. Like the older you get,

the more types of food like don't settle with you just upset you yeah have you guys noticed that yeah you can't eat i just refuse to believe it oh that's i can't eat salmon really so sad yeah honestly my favorite healthy for you and i i love the taste of it but i can't jammed up or what yeah

A brick of salmon isn't too good on your stomach. Salmon's supposed to be healthy for you. I love it. There's many things. A couple places around here, I can't eat a single thing from their whole restaurant.

Probably the butter. I don't know what it is. It's probably the frying in grease that they haven't switched out in the last 14 years. Wait, you guys remember when they were going to run cars on frying pan grease? You remember that face? Not to just totally hard cut away from shitting, but you remember that? And then the cars would smell like french fries?

And then I was like, ah, is that actually a thing? That just sucked. Yeah. I don't know. I remember there was a couple of cars in Fargo and they were all wrapped. Gas stations go out of business and restaurants just start booming. You need a lot of, uh, yeah.

Yeah, I don't think they'd be able to keep up. No way. Oh, that'd be yucky. Also, to go back on the cell phone thing, cell phones emit radio frequency radiation. But the CDC says, should people stop using cell phones? And they say, at this time, we do not have the science to link health problems to cell phone use. Yeah, until 30 years down the road and everyone's got testicular cancer. Yeah.

They literally say more research is needed, more time and research is needed. There's no way you're going to be able to step away from cell phones. Well, that seems to be like the least of the worries, I guess, with the way that the world is going in technology. But people even say that about Teslas because Teslas are batteries and it's kind of like emitting the same kind of thing. My parents are kind of on that.

about not carrying it in your pocket or whatever. Oh, really? And I've had quite a few issues with my nuts, as we've talked about on this podcast over the last couple years. And every single time, I'm like, fuck, this is...

They were right. They were right. Yeah. And every time it happens, too, they're like, have you been carrying it in your pocket? Where else are you going to carry it? Yeah, yeah. Get a little purse for it. You could get one of those. Think it's a Supreme satchel? No, like one of those clips. Oh, man. Flip it in on your belt. I think they say the same issues with Bluetooth earpieces, too. I'm sure it's the same with AirPods and shit, too. I used to have a Bluetooth thing for my Xbox. For Xbox Live, I would talk to my friends.

And I was so paranoid about it. Every time I had it on, I, like, almost just... It, like, bugged me, so I never ended up using it. I never, like, I mean, thought about the Bluetooth thing because I had the same thing for my PlayStation. Never have once had that thought. Bluetooth really went away. AirPods... Well, Bluetooth didn't go away. Dude, no one uses it anymore. Everyone used to use Bluetooth in the early 2000s. I think that is a false statement. When do you see someone with a Bluetooth on their ear? No, they're using AirPods. Yeah, exactly. Oh, you're just...

you're talking about you're calling the thing yeah like yo when somebody's got a bluetooth earpiece and they mean fucking business you remember the the bluetooth prank with ed bassmaster he'd be like talking to say some shit and then they'd be like huh what they started talking to him but oh what i'm on my bluetooth that's a classic yeah everyone used to like you were a real business guy you had your bluetooth you'd be walking around

That was the AirPods before AirPods. Oh, sorry. I got AirPods in. That is something to think about with AirPods, though, because you're saying you got these two things right next to you. I never thought that either. To me, it's just like they're just headphones that have batteries in them. It's best if you don't think about it, because honestly, I mean, you could avoid it, but...

You'd have to really try. There's something else working against you at all times that'll probably take you out first. Yeah, no kidding. Soon they're going to start saying eating all the fast food that I eat is bad for me. Or all the pop. What if they said Mountain Dew? Mountain Dew is bad for me. Who knows? In 30 years, that might come out and they might say Mountain Dew is bad for you or beer. Oh.

Maybe. I don't know, though. I doubt it. That would be ridiculous. I don't think so. I think it's best to have a couple of the day. Yeah. With a cigarette. I do kind of have a thing back to the electric cars. If you guys were going to buy an electric car, what brand would you buy? Ken's Tesla. Tesla, for sure. Tesla. Tesla. So when you think about electric cars,

I never think of the cool ones as one that's made by a big brand. Like the Ford EVs, not cool. The Chevy EVs, not cool. You don't think the Hummer's cool? The

The Hummer's cool. GMC, actually, I think is probably the only cool big brand electric vehicle. The Rivians don't have a cool factor. They have a lot going for them, but they don't have a cool factor. So you don't like Rivians. I think they're kind of cool. I wouldn't say I don't like them, but I just don't think they're cool. So my question is, it seems to me that it's not really catching on when you make a Chevy Cruze EV. Yeah.

So why don't those big companies just do like they always do and like start another company that, and it's not like a Ford EV. Oh, that's like, well, I don't think Volvo did that. Oh, did they? Yeah. They have Polestar, which is not big, but it's also, they're freaking cool. That's what I'm sorry. What's their name? Polestar. That's like,

worst car name brand I've ever heard in my entire life. I would rather buy an EV from Volkswagen than Polestar. Are you saying Polestar? I think you got P-O-L-E-S-T-A-R. Polestar. Polestar. As in someone who's a star. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's Volvo's EV, Polestar. Wow. I don't know.

I never thought of it as a funny name until you like started saying it over and over. It's got to be the worst car name I've ever heard in my entire life. Hi, I'm Angie Hicks, co-founder of Angie. And one thing I've learned is that you buy a house, but you make it a home. Because with every fix, update, and renovation, it becomes a little more your own. So you need all your jobs done well. For nearly 30 years, Angie has helped millions of homeowners hire skilled pros for the projects that matter. From

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I've been really enjoying seeing the Hummer EV content lately because they're finally getting to people. Well, I heard that they just had a massive recall. Oh, really? And they had to stop production. Maybe there's just a few people, but I saw one guy doing a poll and he's like, I'm not joking. I did...

three pulls and it ate almost half my battery because he went like full like sport mode. I mean, it's moving what? 8,000 pound truck? That's what I'm saying. You can see the whole truck squatting and like you can just tell it is, it's huge and it's heavy and it's moving. But like, can you imagine eating like your entire battery on like a roller session? Just doing like three pulls. I think they could just make some of these electric cars, electric vehicles look cooler. Like I think that the Cybertruck looks cool

because it's so different and i think the hummer looks really cool but as far as the other ones i think they're nice and i see the you know reason why people like them but i don't think they necessarily look that cool especially for how much they cost so you might as well make it look cool like exactly the the tesla model s i i think it's more so has to do probably with aerodynamics but probably yeah because they don't need grills or whatever in the front and they're trying to just make them

as efficient as possible. But, yeah, I don't know. Yeah. I'm not really on the EV thing. I don't like the regen. I get car sick. Oh, I don't... I think that's an incredible thing. It's cool. Yeah, it makes sense why they have it. I just... So every time you let off the gas, it just goes...

It's like you're on the brakes. Yeah. So you can't coast. So it makes them just like a kind of a jerky ride. It is pretty wild. You basically drive like Ken's car with one pedal. Yeah. They took away the clutch and everyone was like, oh, and then now they just took away brakes too. It's so weird. You almost don't need brakes. That's one thing that I'll tell people that haven't driven a Tesla is like, you don't need brakes. I don't think Ken said he's ever touched his. Which makes sense why they put shitty brakes on Teslas. Do they? Yeah.

I know we reviewed the Chillin' with Chad guy that launched it into the wall. Riding in a Tesla with the regen is like riding with CJ in the Sequoia. Or the Sprinter fan, dude.

Yeah, so apparently I didn't do a good job driving the Sprinter van for your birthday, Ben. This is what I'm hearing. You guys can tell me. I won't be offended. I will never complain about anyone driving us because I don't want to lose a driver. 100%. So I have nothing to say. See, I was hoping that you guys would complain so I would never have to drive it again. Nope, nope. If you were hoping someone would complain, you'd think you'd maybe drive a little. I was more so saying I didn't know I was driving that bad until yesterday night when...

I was being informed about it, and I go, hmm. Informed. Well, maybe I won't have to drive ever again because they'll be like, anyone but him. No, you weren't that bad. Well, it's just tough when you're being compared to Ken. Ken is rude with it. The way that Ken caresses that steering wheel. He's meant to be behind that wheel. Dude, he is meant to drive. In a suit with a little hat on. Yeah, I mean, no one could compare. Also, the speedometer's off, so I didn't know that. Or I did know that, but I forgot about it. So I was cruising at 60, which was like 75.

Like we were ripping. I thought it felt like we were going fast, but I was just trying to drive it. I don't understand how the speedometer gets that far off. The tires are bigger. I know, but I'm saying like Ken was like, realistically, it's 12 miles an hour off at 60. That is a lot. Normally it's like four, five, six, maybe, but.

Beats me off, dude. Yeah, I mean, even the SEMA truck's only like eight miles off. Yeah, that's what I mean, yeah. Those tires are huge. Yeah, real big difference. You guys follow, like, what's going on with the football draft at all or anything? Negative. A little bit. I saw there was some guy, he's like a real stud. He's got a bunch of chicks around him. Oh, yeah. Oh, they were supposed to go first round and didn't. Oh.

Yeah. He was supposed to go like early first round and just straight up did not get picked. Looking like a young Hugh Hefner over there. Except one of those, it must have been his mom. I'm assuming they're mostly his sisters, but it just looks weird. Was he kissing any of them? All of them. Kind of. No, I'm just kidding. He wasn't.

But yeah, three hot sisters plus his girlfriend. But then there was a whole scandal. Oh, no. He had his hot sister sitting there with him? Yeah, why would you do that? They're sitting on the couch and it's like him, girlfriend, three good-looking sisters. Wow. So Barstool, of course, did a whole write-up and all that. But the dad, when they were hugging or something like that, maybe this was a different guy because that guy got drafted. Pissed him on the lips. No. The dad goes to hug the girlfriend, hugs the girlfriend, and then gives her two pats on the butt. Wait.

I heard something about this. That was like two years ago. Oh, that was two years ago. I don't know, but I remember seeing like a clip of a dad being at the, I think they were at a game, but yeah, the dad was like, yeah, yeah, right. But I, but I've just heard that happening before. That's tough. Do you got to have like a father son conversation or son father conversation? Like, listen, dad, next time I'm on ESPN, you can't be slapping. Yeah.

It's almost one of those things that you're just like, seriously, just at least don't do it on live. Just like, come on. Look, Dad, if you're going to slap my girlfriend's ass, just don't do it on live TV. I'm not sure what sport it was, but the guy scores a touchdown and then it goes up to the people in the box and everyone's hugging, high-fiving. And the dad...

Kind of like moved his hand over and like grazed the girl's ass. It was like completely out of the way. And it was all caught on camera. I was like, God damn. That's awkward. That's tall. I thought that's what I was talking about, Ryan. But...

Ready? You threw that in there, dude. That was just so unnecessary. That was an accident for sure. She had a dumper too. It was like half an accident, but it was too firm.

Yeah. No, it's a double. It's so unnecessary. Yeah, yeah. Maybe he was just thinking he was out on the field because his son just got drafted. And when you're playing football, you slap each other on the ass, you know? So maybe he, like, had some flashbacks to his old days. In the write-up, it goes, that is no accident whatsoever. Not once, but twice. Yeah.

The one would have been weird. I feel like the two is like the good job. It was just the fact that he didn't come from up top, like tried to get a little waist. He came from down under. Yeah, he did kind of go underneath it. There's no way that shit wasn't an accident. But, yeah, it is weird. That's a very unfortunate event. Because that's going to overshadow him getting drafted. It's like, come on, Dad. That's what the whole article is.

Now everyone forgot. Now I'm known as the dude. I'm the new guy. Now everyone knows me as the dude with the dad who slaps my girlfriend's ass. What about the Jets player? The quarterback? Zach Wilson. Zach Wilson. Last year there was a whole scandal because his girl like. Well, I mean, he was hooking up with his mom's best friend. Strange stuff, man. All that just comes to light. It's.

It's unfortunate that it's got to come to light at the biggest moment, though. Yeah, but I think within his team. Definitely gave him some respect, probably. For sure. I don't know how well that worked out for him, though. Also, did you guys see that Aaron Rodgers got traded to the Jets?

and Zach Wilson was the quarterback, and then he got bumped down. But then in a press conference, Zach Wilson was like, yeah, I mean, even though I'm second string, if there's another QB that's brought into the team, I'm going to make their life hell every day because I'm trying to be in that number one position. It's Aaron Rodgers. There's memes of Aaron Rodgers now coming onto the team and Zach Wilson.

Bro, we got to pull it up. So they traded Aaron Rodgers. Yeah, dude. He didn't do very good last year. No, he didn't. He's getting older. Lamar Jackson, the QB for the Baltimore Ravens.

renegotiated his contract for $260 million. How many years? Five-year extension. But he's the highest paid NFL athlete of all time. Wow. That's crazy. I was just going to say, I had to be up there. 52 mil a year. Isn't that insane? It's like when you're making that kind of money...

Like a million dollars a week. You really got to have that competitive nature in you. Cause like you could just play a couple of seasons and call it. Yeah. You're right. Yeah. You could just, it was 160 guaranteed. Yeah. So, Oh shoot. Yeah. So not, not as much, you know, they said under it, like he negotiated the contract himself. Whoa. Imagine this dude in there. Like,

I want more. And he got the most. That's what I'm trying to figure out. How is he negotiating better than these people that do it for their jobs? If he's looking for a serious pay cut, it'd be great to have him negotiating our deals. We've got a great deal. If Matilda was an NFL athlete, she'd be the highest paid athlete.

Matilda is our brand deal manager, I guess you'd say. And she kills it. Negotiator, yeah. So there's this guy. He's kind of like the Carton Arcs guy, but he sells stickers with his phone number on them that says, how's my driving? He goes on TikTok, then he just posts the best ones. So then he'll call... Or sorry, they'll call him and he just...

Fs with them so hard. He ruins people's days just because they decide to call in. Someone sees the How's My Driving sticker on the back of somebody's car. He sold them. He

They call him. It's just his person. I think he's trying to set it up like a, like a business, but it's literally just his personal number. So yeah, even if they're just driving too slow. So this one lady calls and wait, is it on his car or he just sells other people? Yeah. So get him paid for it.

Really? And then he's making content off it. What a great cycle. It's so beautiful. And they'll call in and be like, hey, yep, there's this so-and-so car ahead of me. And they're driving slow, and they're kind of like, this is putting people in danger. This is driving kind of...

like an asshole and then they'd be like oh okay yeah absolutely you want to get me the license plate on that and then he's like and I'll just put you on quick hold while I run that and he plays the entire Freebird song by Lynyrd Skynyrd which is nine minutes and ten seconds long

She sits there through the whole thing, gets back, and she's like, oh my gosh, that was a long time. Yeah, so sorry about that. You know, she doesn't think anything of it. Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. Says a few more things. All right, and then I just got to put you back on hold really quick. Plays the entire Freebird song again. So she's 20 minutes invested into this phone call just to complain about someone who's not even affiliated with anything. And...

And then he goes to play it one more time, and she hangs up. And then another one, he's like, all right, let me just run the plates. I'm going to go ahead and connect you with who's going to be helping you with that. And then it comes through. He goes, hello? Yeah, this is so-and-so. And she's like, yep. And he's just like, yeah, I'm the driver of the car. He's like, yep, so I just connected you with the driver of the car so that you could figure it out yourself.

And then she talks to him. She's like, what? Why would you do that? I don't want to. Sir, you were this and that. And then they're like, oh, he's driving too slow. I bet you're like the reckless driver. And they made her cry. Oh, my gosh. I thought it was a little much. That's not funny then. Yeah, the two of them were like mocking her and going, oh, I bet I'm driving too fast. And she was crying, but she didn't hang up, which just blows my mind. What the fuck's wrong with her? Yeah. And so, yeah, he just like...

After I saw that, I'm like, man, they're not afraid to actually ruin someone's day. Oh my gosh. But what a brilliant. You didn't tell them at the end, just be like, hey, this was a prank. I hope so. Dude, I doubt it. I hope so. You're so deep in. Yeah. That one would have been mean to tell them then. Just be like, I just did this so I could make money off of you. Yeah, there's no way that makes people feel any better. Yeah.

Hey, I'm sorry that you got so upset. Don't worry. This is a prank. I'm going to post it on my TikTok and everybody else. Yeah, you're right. Because as soon as you apologize for wasting 30 minutes of someone's day for no reason. Remember that time we bought that lawnmower, Ben?

and we were messing with the guy we were on mic up this was years ago it's on youtube uh i don't know what video but we're all mic'd up and mike's in the back of the truck filming because we go to buy this lawnmower from a neighbor down the road and you can't see mike because the windows are we were planning the whole time to tell him it was a prank at the end we're just fucking with this guy and we end up buying the lawnmower and he's just so confused then ben just goes hey by the way

It was just a prank. Mike doesn't come out. Well, I go, we got a cameraman over there and I point and just point at the bushes and Mike doesn't hop out.

No, he's in the truck. I know, but the bushes were like right behind the truck. He's so confused, dude. He was confused about the whole thing. We bought the lawnmower. He goes, you guys are the C-Boys, aren't you? About midway through the conversation, you guys just go, no. Heard of them, I think, but no. I would have to watch that back. Oh, man. Some early trolling. Yo, so Ken's not behind the cameras right now, but we could do something like that to Ken.

like put his phone number on it so he just starts getting random calls from like paid stock drivers. Dude, there's no one too. He's going to be bad. I can't do that to him. Yeah, I was like, I don't think you would answer them. We could do it to Evan. Dude, so, uh,

We don't need to stress them out anymore. Although that'd be pretty fun because Evan probably would answer them. No, Evan's phone wouldn't ring. Every time I call Evan, his phone doesn't go through. I don't know what's wrong with it. Dude, I really don't think

I should even like talk about this, but it's just too funny not to. Cause I, I really don't want people calling my number just like you guys don't. Um, but I found out that there's, there's some, uh, calls coming from Arizona and they're like a whole bunch of them. And I had to end up blocking some numbers. I don't usually do that. And I'm like, man, there's a lot of four, eight, Oh, Arizona numbers coming in. They're all different too. It turns out a kid at school in Arizona be selling that your phone number, five bucks a pop.

I got to respect them. No way. I got to respect them. He's selling it. It reminded me of in high school. Respect the hustle. Selling tech decks and shit, but he's like selling. Your phone number. My phone number, but for five bucks, man. How'd you find that out? You can charge more. How'd you find that out? You can charge more. So I get a text and it's it. Mike, you should ask for a cut. Yeah. I need commission on that. I get a text from a dad and dad.

He was like, hey, sorry, I just realized my son was calling you a whole bunch on my phone because I don't even know if his son had a cell phone. So I'm like, oh, okay. He goes, yeah, I got to tell you, he bought it from a kid at school for five bucks. That's a lot of money.

Just to let you know. That's hilarious. And I was like, he's like, you should just block this number and then he can keep calling it. And then I'll just tell him that he must not answer. Like, okay, nice of you. That was chill. Apparently his son knows, you know, the Jukish brothers, the pro jet skiers. His son is friends with Nolan, the younger one. And Nolan sold it? No. I mean, maybe. And he leaked the number. Maybe. But no, I don't think Nolan has my number. Well, how would he get it?

I don't know. I mean, somebody had to have had it. Bro, someone just called me the other day for a business inquiry. I don't want to out him because it was somewhat interesting. But he goes, I really just want to be honest and tell you how I got your number.

Okay, that's fine. I mean, people get my number. It's not too crazy. So I messaged your mom on Facebook. Oh. And I told her that. I might even bleep that out because I don't want people doing that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, so what happened? So I messaged your mom on Facebook and I told her that I was Jake and that I forgot my phone at the roadhouse and I needed like help.

And then she gave it to me, which nothing, you know, my mom would have known. And I was like, damn, I think one of the weirder things that I've heard is somebody found a

CJ's little brother where he worked and called the boss of CJ's little brother asking for CJ's number. Man, I even hate to put this out there because it's going to make people be creative. Please don't call us. Yeah. Honestly, I'm surprised that you talk to people. I've only had a few times where my phone got. I don't know how they got it, but I don't give them the time of day. Dude, my phone list is starting to look like Ken's all red. Oh, man. All Arizona. All Arizona.

I feel like you're too nice, Michael. You'll sit there and talk with him like, okay, well. I mean, pretty rarely. I'd say the longest conversation I've ever had with a random call that I decided to pick up was like two minutes. Okay. Yeah.

Yeah, it's never, like, super long. What are you talking about? What do they say when they call you? I don't know what I would say if I blacked out. If I, like, called someone. That feels so stupid. Okay, Ryan is accurate on that because that's what happens. I have gotten more responses like this. I go, hello, or what's up? This is Micah. And it's just a...

Like it's, it's just like that. I, the face of very first call I got from an Arizona number, we were in Glamis. I answer it. Kevin and Evan are behind me and I go, what up? And then they go, Oh, like just hang up and then hung up. And then I was like, that was their only chance. I am surprised that people have like the nuts for that. Cause so like, I look at me,

In my case, I'll have like some other YouTubers that we're just maybe acquaintances with, whatever. But are you talking if- I don't ever want to reach out to them unless it's something super important because I'm like, I don't want to waste their time or whatever. That's because you get it. If you were just like not a YouTuber- That's because you're a full-grown adult. Yeah. You aren't 11. That probably makes a difference. This 11-year-old is like, best five bucks ever spent.

That's pretty cool. I'd say I had five bucks. Like I would buy it just to have it. Yeah. To say I have it. Well, I guess we did that with Jesse from Nelk. We were, we got his phone number. Remember back when we were trying to get ahold of him? Kyle's six years ago. And then we bought it. No, he gave it to me.

No, no, no. When NELC was in Fargo, we were in college. This was what, six years ago? Yeah. And we were trying to get a hold of them because we were like, yo, we should do something. It was like back when they just hit a million subscribers. Yeah, they're at 900. And we were at like what, 100? Maybe like 150. Yeah. And I think we might have been like,

yo, we just hit him up on Instagram and somebody goes, Hey, I have Jesse's number. Do you just want it? I remember that. I used to, I hired him for like something like electrician or something like that. And this guy just sent us Jesse's number. And then when we, when we met him later that night, we were like, yeah, dude, some random guy sent us your number. Is this your number? And he goes, Holy shit. Yeah, that is my number.

That was so cool meeting them. Like way back, way back before anything. And they're telling us they had those like the, you know, Nelk Boys hoodies, the very first ones. And like, yeah, we've been back and forth like overseas getting these made like six months. And I was like, fuck, that's so cool. And they're like, yeah, I think we're going to order like a thousand. I remember. Holy shit. I remember them telling us.

uh, yeah. Banks just hit us up. Cause back then I was like, yeah, I mean, they're still popping, but they were like really popping phase and phase banks. And they were at like the top of their game. He's like, yeah. They remember that the cloud houses, they're like, yeah, after that, yeah. They said, if we want to come stay at the cloud house, we could. And they left a week later that,

Or they already, you know, it was sick. And then from there, you know the story. Yeah. Honestly, yeah. And the whole, like, pong tournament thing, that was super fun. We played beer pong with them. We played beer pong with them, and then, I mean, one of you guys, like, I'll still never be like, we need credit for this. But one of you guys was like, dude, you guys should run, like, a tournament against a bunch of YouTubers. I don't know if we said that. I think Kyle said that they were thinking about doing it. Yeah.

Yeah, either way. We were technically the first YouTubers that they did it with. That's maybe what they said. And then we were all like, I wonder if they're going to put this in. They definitely didn't. Because literally three weeks later, they were playing with Pulse Malone. Right. And then we saw them go, damn, that makes a lot of sense. We were bringing them back to their hotel. Oh, God. And they were sitting in the back seat of Ryan's TC. One of the coolest things that Ryan ever did in the TC. Oh, I don't know. And Ryan goes, watch this. And he e-breaks probably.

Probably going 60. Yeah, pretty fast. And we slide. We're going backwards damn near a re-entry. Reversal. And we slide around this corner, and then he clutches it and comes back. And I'm sitting in the front seat like, holy shit, dude. And look in the back seat. Jesse and Kyle are both like, what the fuck was that? And Ryan's just like smiling. And they hop out, and Ryan goes, dude, what?

I didn't think I was bringing that one back. No, I almost crashed for sure. My favorite part about. And they said that to us. Yeah, so many people like try to show off and almost kill us, but like that was sick. They said something along those lines of like, yeah, you're actually a good driver. And in my mind, I'm like, holy shit, I almost just crashed. That's true though. That's my favorite part is that you still kept your cool, even though you almost didn't. And then they were like, oh, these guys know how to drive. It's all good. Spilt their dip all over my car.

Because I was the one who drove like a jackass. Yeah. I get it, though, because they were like, yeah, so many people just like try and like show off or do something like that. Because that happens all the time with us. Yeah. If we show up or hop in with someone. And Mike, you trust people a lot more than I do. But, dude, I do not want to ride with somebody because I know that they get that Kodak courage and they feel like they have to like prove something. Yeah.

And that's when shit goes wrong every single time. 100%. It's like a little bit of a different gut for me, but totally accurate statement and outlook on that. Yeah, you just try to size everything up. And I think that can be a bad thing too. When you size everything up too much, then you end up not doing anything. But I still remember when we had our car show and I got a ride in Buddy's BMW.

950 horsepower, all wheel drive BMW. And I, I've never been in a car that fast. You know, it's just, it was like full race car. No. And I, at one moment when we're going one 40 down the road, I'm like, shit, I hope he's got brakes. And then he did have brakes, but let's say he didn't. And then, but yeah, he doesn't know the role. He wasn't from the area away from. Yeah. Bad. Gotta be careful. Yeah. Seriously. I, I mean, when I first got my car, I,

And I still will let anyone drive it. Except for Ev. What? Ev can't drive it. No, Ev can drive it. He can drive it. Because he can't sit over the steering wheel. It's giving him a hard time. It's just funny because Ben let Slim drive it and it's this whole thing. And it was so funny that he let Slim drive it. Well, that's a great example. That's a great example. So Slim, one of Ev's best buddies. Our best buddy. And our best buddy. He was driving and went...

Really? Yeah. Slim was ripping. Ripping. Really? I'm surprised. Slim. He's used to driving a truck the speed of it. And I think after that, I was like, man, this probably isn't a good idea to just like let anyone drive it because it is so fast.

and there's a lot of car it goes there's a lot of car and granted it's planted but still i mean she can go south real quick but like every single time i'd let somebody drive it they and i'm in the car most time they're ripping it that's funny i'm like damn you're just not sketchy the one difference about uh just in general a high horsepower car is you get in even like you have a v8 camaro or even worse like a infinity

And you get in your Infiniti and you floor it, it's like zero to 60 in like six seconds. But in that time, in your car, you're doing like 100. So in the time your brain is used to flooring it, you're just going twice as fast as you're used to. Yeah. And it's not so crazy that you're going to let off or can't hold on. So yeah, you're right. You just floor it. Yeah, you're used to flooring it for 10 seconds and not be doing 140. But I got to say...

slim moment for example like when you do that I'm always like Ben is cool as shit for that that is cool well I don't care I'm just saying like I think it's valid for you to get worried but yeah when I saw that I was like look he's just letting slim and then I'm like he's letting him rip it and that's what everyone wants to see you do I don't think you should do it to please anyone else but I'm not worried about the car at all I'm worried about myself and them driving when we're going that fast yeah

I'm like, should we be doing this right now? Mad respect to Steve for just letting anyone hop in a $3 million hyper car and mob it. Around Chicago to Camry. He's kind of insane for that. Actually, he's a certain level of insane for letting people drive $3 million cars and just say, just drive it however you want. I think he's just so rich, it doesn't matter.

It still does. There's consequences because if something happened, then it's like your insurance dropped on them. Which did happen. Which is a pain in the ass, you know? Yeah. Speaking of so rich, it doesn't matter. You guys remember Joe Exotic? Yeah. Yeah. He's not that. I was like, oh, he's rich. Yeah. I saw a thing on his Instagram the other day that says, here's your chance. Get Joe Exotic for 15 minutes live on your podcast for a donation of $10.

$400. $400 for 15 minutes? Yeah, that's all it takes. In my opinion, that's worth it. I'm not saying that we're going to do that. I just thought it was so funny. He's like doing his own contact, joexoticTV at gmail.com. He's like, screw Cameo. No, I totally agree. But it's just like so funny. I just imagine us like...

FaceTiming him in. Joe Exotic in prison. He's still in prison? No, he's not. Jail? I don't think. Yeah. I think he's in jail. Maybe that's why he's got to charge so little. But I'm just saying like 400 bucks. Well, that's why he can only do 15 minutes, I think. 400 bucks for 15 minutes is pretty good. That's what I'm saying. And I'm not saying like he must be rude. Should we do it? No.

That's what, like, if we can do it, I'd love to. How much trouble do you think we'd get in if we also paid Carole Baskin to be on at the same time? All right, well, if we put her on that TV and him on that TV. Can we do it right now? I doubt it. I suppose.

I suppose you need to set up the time. I'll email. Let's do that. Dude, I just... Yeah, I mean, it just seemed like such a low number to get even just that 15 minutes. Can we double it and get a half hour? Not that I really want to talk to him for that long, but... You know, I've never watched that show. You should. At least the first season. You're not missing anything. There's more than one season? No, there's only one season. No, they did a wrap-up episode, and it was not good. But anyway, the first season...

At this point, yeah, I just don't watch it. There ain't a chance in hell CJ could make it through that show. Really? Why? No. It's too boring? It doesn't provide enough value. It just is dumb TV. Most people couldn't watch it now. The only reason it did so well is because it came out March of 2020, the peak of everyone being at home. That makes sense.

Be careful now. Joe's going to be on the podcast. He's going to be listening to this, you know, because he'll do his research. No, I don't think there's any... I don't think anyone would disagree with why it did so well. 100%. But I did see that Carole Baskin, and the reason that Joe Exotic...

Basically hates Carole Baskin or any... I mean, there's plenty of reasons, I think. But the main thing that he stands on is Carole Baskin killed her husband, right? Fed him to the Tigers. I think they found... I think Carole Baskin's husband came out and was like, no, I'm alive and well. I live in Puerto Rico or something like that. Oh, really? I think. I think. Don't quote me on that. Shit, he's down there with Tupac.

Well, I don't know about that, but that's funny. Like sometimes I'm like, well, what ground does he stand on with like, why is she such a criminal? Sometimes I just love like not looking stuff up and just being like, huh?

maybe he is in Puerto Rico who knows that'd be crazy bro but I just won't look at I know like half the shit I say now yeah now I'm on a podcast I'm like fuck it maybe I shouldn't say that no I think there's like a fun factor to that obviously most of the stuff that we say that we're letting this information yeah I appreciate that but but me being wrong is just a fun you're right Ryan it still is misinformation but like if

If you just truly claim to just be like, yeah, I don't know. Like, I'm not sure on that at all. I'm not even sure where I heard it. Dude, that's why, like, every time Ken says anything, I just trust him. And I don't do my due diligence to look it up. I'm just like, Ken's a pretty reliable source. I'm like, dude, Ken knows everything. But bless Ken's heart, but he'll just give you just like a, yeah, I heard that, uh...

this local business is getting bought out by the Russians. And I'll go, really? Where'd you hear that? And he goes, oh, I just heard it from somebody in town. Never knows, has always heard it from someone else and never knows who, when, or why. And has nothing to back it up, but he'll have just that nugget. Ken doesn't want to throw anyone under the bus. Yeah. I don't know about Ken not being a narc, but.

I think it's just strictly because he doesn't remember. Maybe, but he's a good kid. Or he doesn't know who they are. He's got mad facts up in that brain. So much does. So many facts. It's actually insane. And that's probably something that a lot of people, I wish he was here, but they don't get to see that side of Ken that when you're in like a long car ride with him and you just get going on stuff, he can just feed you random facts for like hours.

He's a good conversationalist. He knows a little bit about everything. And nothing about everyone. Yeah, literally not a single thing about anyone. That's why as someone who was like, I was kind of into psychology. I took it in high school, took it in college. I didn't do anything with it, but I was into it. I found it fascinating too. I loved asking the questions. I didn't love actually getting to the bottom of why. But it's too much work.

Ken is that I love being like damn like his brain power is truly used for something great But different than the average person like his brain power is strong in

in the facts and the knowledge and making his life as easy as possible. In a very formal way. Very formal. Making his life as easy as possible. Yeah, I'd say his brain power is going to that. Because he's the laziest dude I know. He doesn't want to spend any more energy than he has to. I don't want to talk bad on him. I'd say that if you sit there. I tell him that all the time. But his brain power is not used to remember things.

Who the fuck somebody is. Doesn't give a fuck about you. No, yeah, he just gives a... About, like, the new Boeing airplane coming out. That's a great example. Yeah, they were having trouble finding enough aluminum and steel to build it. So a lot of people got fired, actually.

And then you go, oh, wow, why is there no aluminum? And then it's like, oh, well, because of the conflict between Egypt and Saudi Arabia. So most of it was coming from Saudi and now neither coming from... Due to the Nile... Flowing north. They can't. The boats take so much power to go that way. Yeah. But anyway, we got Brian coming over in 15 minutes. Who's Brian again? Oh, the guy that has been working for us for the last two years?

Not sure if I've met him. Well, actually, he's working full-time for us now. Have we talked about that? Yeah, so we finally got a full-time mechanic, which is fantastic. And it's actually the guy who basically built Tiny, fixed the mud staying. We think he fixed the R6. Yeah. The R6 quad that we had built in December.

So we might be actually able to finally finish that video, rip that thing, and it might go live on Thursday. Soon, soon. When I tightened some of those bolts in December, I did not think that they would affect me in like May. You know, like I don't really remember, did we tighten everything? Is everything all good? Evan took off down the road at like 150 today, and I went, hmm, hopefully everything's fine.

Yeah, no, out of like a realistic note. Hopefully that $45 eBay front end holds together. I remember when Evan tested it. He's like, yeah, you know, it's like once you get into the higher gears, it doesn't seem to love it. But, you know, hit 95. How fast are you trying to go? I'm like, dear God. What do you mean? 95, dude, in second. Dude.

Keep in mind, I've crashed that four-wheeler a lot. Yeah, it ain't straight. That's for sure. Four-wheelers never are. Yeah, so the exhaust on it, dude, it looks like a work of art. It looks really good. So I got to say, all the people, we had a ton of inquiries reaching out to us about fabrication. We read them all. They're all...

most of them were really really really good but we just ended up going with brian because brian uh happened to be done being a snow cross mechanic this year and he's great and he's great and he's been working on our stuff so we we asked him so and he also lives on the street he's been pretty on top of it coming in here he's swap dropping off this swapping out this he's like i think he's enjoying it too yeah and i'm sure it's it's kind of fun not just working on snowmobiles it's super funny too because he uh

actually bought like an old the barn shed garage that ben's dad owned which is in your cj and ben's neighborhood so now when he test drives the stuff aka like test driving the r6 right next to everyone in the neighborhood's like they probably thought we got rid of these guys it's gonna be so good though we we actually have a board behind the cameras right here of just like

50 different build ideas that are now possible because we have the right guy to do it. And someone who's going to be dedicating all their time to building them. But it's going to make great videos. It's going to make great videos and it's going to add another layer and entertainment to the videos. So what'd you end up hearing on that, the shop quote for building a new shop out on the land?

I haven't got a quote. We've got to decide how big to go. I'd say just as big as this, if not bigger. I think what Mark said, yeah, that, what, 40 by 60?

No, this is... This is 60 by 150, I think. Sorry. Yeah, run it 40 by 60. The same size as this, if not bigger, and then still have the portions. Because then if you ever want to sell it, most people aren't going to want to buy a building this big in this area. You just put walls up with dividers, and now it's parceled off. It's good to go. End it out. Yeah. I'm excited. Yeah, me too. If we do end up building another shop...

Just, I guess, getting to do it all again, designing it and figuring out the spaces and what we're going to put in there. We want to do some car lifts and build probably like another shop area, kind of like we have in this one, just with a little bit more space. And I think it's going to be really sweet. It obviously is the biggest expense we'll have in the next two years, I got to say. I mean, building a new shop like this...

Oh, yeah, for sure. But luckily, I think we procrastinated long enough that prices are starting to go down. Yeah, I mean, when we were redoing this, it was at like the peak prices of wood and everything. People were like, why are you doing that now? Like my girlfriend's dad would be like, what are you guys, stupid? Doing it right now? I'd be like...

Well, yes, first off, we are stupid, but second off, we do need it done right now. We need it. Yeah. Yeah, I mean, I don't know. I bet you Price is corrected 15%. Oh, so not really. Everything just came up with it. Oh, that's still a lot. But at the end of the day, what did they come up with? It is. Like 25? Yeah, they probably came up 30. Yeah. And...

a new we're just trying to figure out like we have all of our offices here obviously the podcast studio the hangout area so you'd think on paper this would just be the hangout the hangout slash like studio slash film slash whatever we don't need to put it in right away but I feel like we're going to want to build it out and make it

into like more offices or more, you know, we could even do it bigger and better as far as like the offices go. So we have a upstairs that you can fully stand up in if you can. Yeah, I guess one thing that like if we were to do that, I just would always worry that like...

We just need to make sure that we utilize the spaces here. Yeah, I don't want to just abandon it. Like, if anything was built there and then got abandoned here, it would just feel weird. It would feel wrong. But, yeah, I mean, this could always be turning into something else. Or, you know, like, the offices could always just be more, you know. I agree. More if we got workers. Yeah, totally. Editors, another designer. Totally.

This is so well set up over here though. I hate to like mess with it or like change. Yeah. If we did ever sell it though, I don't know who would ever move in or, or leave everything the same. Like my dad and I were talking about ever utilize this area. He was like, take it all out. Yeah. He was talking about that. He was like, yeah, I remember, you know, when I sold you guys a shop and all that, I was, you know, like, Oh, it'll be cool to keep it, you know, around. He goes, it was going to be hard to sell. Cause it was, it was a big space, you know, it takes a unique person to buy it. And he goes, yeah,

I never would have imagined you guys would have done half of the stuff you've done with it now. You know, I mean like putting the big shipping containers in and this whole outfit. When we did move in here though, and it was basically just an empty shell, walking, giving people tours and yeah, we're going to put two shipping containers right here and then we're going to build offices on top and we're going to have a middle area where we might do a podcast studio or something in the middle and then offices over there because it was nothing here. And they were like,

What? Where? Yeah, they're like, why are you going to do all that? Don't build any walls. Don't do anything like that. And we're like, no, no, no, trust us. It's going to be so cool. Or even if they were saying that, yeah. I would say like 90% of people were like, get the shipping containers in the building. Okay. No one got it. Paper really made no sense. And even Randy, who built all of it for us, was like,

who trusted us on it. Okay, Randy, how possible is this? And be like, very, but it makes no sense. Let's just stick with the first part of that. Stick with the possible. I will say though, correct me if I'm wrong. A lot of YouTubers have shops, cool shops, but I think ours might look the coolest. I would agree. Yeah, it's tough. I mean,

At our size and stuff like that. Yeah, I think we have a great truck. Who has a cooler one? I can't think of anyone. I mean, like Ken Block. I don't know if he's a YouTuber, though. No, he's not. That's what I mean. He's like a business mogul. Yeah, I'm trying to think. I don't... And maybe I'm not trying to... There's people that have more, like, you know, they got more cars. Oh, for sure. For sure. Stuff like that. But I think, you know, we got... It's unique in here. I think the uniqueness of ours, like, there's no one that has, like, you know, the office space.

stuff like that i think we've used this space really well but i've said it before we're like goldfish put us in a bigger bowl we're gonna keep growing yeah so i'm excited to build a bigger bowl goldfish actually do that yeah you put them in lakes they take over the lake are you serious yeah what the fuck giant goldfish for real you want me to look it up yeah goldfish don't live that long no so what happens when you uh send a goldfish down the toilet well they're dead

Well, what happens if you don't? They live 10 to 15 years. Not bad. They're social and intelligent animals. 10 to 15 years? I mean, I get that. Some varieties live up to 30 with proper care. That's crazy. Holy shit. A fish? Because you know that goldfish, when Walmart used to sell them, are 14 cents. And I went, why are goldfish so cheap? And everyone's like, well, there's a whole bunch of them. But no, but why are they only 14 cents when the other fish are like five bucks? They're like, well, because they're made to feed to... You feed them to...

So what happened, Taranos? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Goldfish dumped in lakes are growing to the size of footballs. What? No way. I'd love to catch one. That'd be sick. Why do you never see people catching goldfish? There's no way they do it. Goldfish kept in warmer water. Temperatures consume more oxygen, eat more food, and are generally more active. Than? Than goldfish and bulls. But big fuckers. Let me see. 67 pounds. Oh!

Okay. That is not just a normal goldfish. I would love to catch that. That is not a goldfish that you get at Walmart. No chance. But the weird thing is it looks just like a goldfish. The sky's the limit for those guys, man. They can just keep growing. No way. Oh, look at this guy. Kind of cute. Wow. Those are huge. It's a big goldfish. That's huge. Yeah, the biggest one. I'm not joking. The biggest goldfish I've ever seen that I was aware that it was a goldfish.

It's got to be like as long as your finger, you know. What do you guys think of getting like a nice fish tank? What do they call those? I'm down. Evan wants a chicken coop. I think we should get a staple and some horses. A staple? Staple? Yeah, let's get a staple and some horses. A staple.

Stable, sorry. That was easy. Put it out the back, dude. Stable and some horses. Ev can start feeding them. Hold on now. Okay. How big of horses? Full size or mini horses? Full size. No. Trying to ride these things in a row. This dude, I take one picture of him wearing a cowboy hat and he thinks that we should get some horses. A cowboy needs his horse. No, honestly, that's a horrible idea.

I, the fish, the, okay. So I've, I've thought about doing like a big aquarium or whatever. Thank you. That was, that was the word I was going for. Yeah. Like you need to do like big ones where you got like a bunch of stuff in there. It's so much work to take care of fish, dude. You're constantly going to have to check like the water and then like you got to feed them obviously. It's in, yeah. If you got clean the water, more content out of the horses, then you know, no argument whatsoever. But this is coming from the guy who said he wanted a couple of horses.

It's got to be more work than a fish aquarium. Yeah, but a fish aquarium ain't making any content. And you can't ride a fish. That's what I'm saying. Well, if we put those goldfish in, I think you could probably ride one of those. We could tame it. It's real big. Why is our goldfish not getting big? I think if we got an aquarium that was...

really nice, Ken would have that thing dialed. Yeah, but we used to... It's like the hot tub. Ken used to... He doesn't have the hot tub dialed. Because it got undialed and it just got too far gone. Dude, he doesn't have the hot tub dialed here and he doesn't have the hot tub dialed at the house. I had to take over the hot tub duty. I had him just teach me how to do it. And now I'm the hot tub guy. Maybe he's got too much on his plate. Possibly. He did give it up. Yeah. Possibly. But also, I think once Evan started putting his stinky hinder in the water, it was just at the shop here. The hot tub. It was over. He knew it was too far gone. I mean...

You'd be changing the water, draining it probably every... Yeah. For the record, if you ask Ken right now what the status is, he'd go, yeah, once it warms up a little bit more, we're draining this. Or normally he just goes, I would, oh, I wouldn't go in there. That's what, even if it was brand new clean, he'd say that. How's the hot tub? Didn't put chemicals in it yet. Wouldn't go in. I think we could maybe get a chicken coop.

i like that i think they're so messy dude but if they just stay in the coop i mean i'm actually not and then coyotes are gonna get in there but like having eggs would be so fun dude me and cj had ducks when we were kids really yeah yeah we got little ducks at like the local l m fleet and then this is where we get our chickens we bought you the ducks

I don't know. I bought. You just bought them. They don't cost that much. Yeah. And then they would like, they would let you have them at that. They'd follow you around. They'd like follow you around because they thought, yeah. So you'd walk and they'd all walk in a line behind you. That's kind of fun. And one time we led them to the pond and then they were like in the pond and then this storm came and we were trying to get them out of the pond because they were having too much fun in the pond. They were like, well, we were only able to get a couple of them. And then we were on this paddle boat trying to grab them.

There was a few that once the storm hit, they were still in the pond, and they must have went to another pond. Yeah, that's what we heard. A big pond in the sky. Yeah, the pond may or may not be on Earth. So then there was, I think, three left after the big storm. And then it was just like a summer thing, and then summer came to an end. We're like, damn.

What do we do with these ducks now? They're obsessed with us. We would bring them to a pond and they would know where we'd bring them so they would just waddle back every single time. They were trying to let them out in the wild. You guys are ducks. You need to go and hang out with other ducks. Yeah, go duck around. Yeah. And they would just always come back. So we had to bring them like...

far away uh-huh and drop them off so they couldn't they could still be there i don't know if you want to put that part of the story in why i don't know people might get mad about it yeah it's not illegal or frowned upon to let ducks go into the wild dumping animals just let them duck around you know yeah ben had a dog and then when it wasn't a puppy anymore he brought it out to the wild let it let it be a dog in the wild

I guess, yeah. Is it the same? That's definitely not the same, but when he puts it like that, it's like... Then you have that French bulldog and you did that. Yeah. I don't know if French bulldogs are really wild animals. French bulldogs are the least wild animals. You know, French bulldogs are the most bought dog in the United States. I'm actually surprised by that because they're very expensive. But they're kind of basic now. Yeah, it is. Dude, golden retrievers, I think they're probably the best dog, but that's probably the most basic dog.

Very. But they're also debatably the best dog as far as health and happiness and listening. I'd like to get a bulldog, not a French bulldog, but like a big, meaty, fat one. Stocky one. But...

Taking care of it, man. It's too much. It's hard to take care of myself. Yeah. Yeah. Cause like right now, who's going to be taking care of it? So when it's here and it's like, well, is it fucking licking some oil off the ground? I'm like, well now I'm worried about it. And now it's just an, it's a problem. Yeah. I feel like to get a, to get it like, well, what we always desire as like a shop dog. Oh, clean up that oil spill. No, it's licking it. It's going to get sick. And then. No, I know. You know, not tell the dog to clean up that oil spill.

Oh, I thought that's what you were getting at. You don't tell them. Well, if Ryan Thomas parked in the parking lot, what are we going to do? It's like the fucking Pearl Harbor. It's just constantly leaking. I don't know if that was the right... That was so funny that you said that. We could use the BP oil spill. Is that what you were thinking? Pearl Harbor was the worst oil spill in the history of the nation. I think it did have pretty negative consequences on the environment in Hawaii.

The local reef still does to this day. It's still leaking. It's true. The EPA comes after Ryan for his Homer. They could. I do get a good kick out of pulling up to O'Reilly's. The parking lot's always like a rainbow. Yeah, that is. But I was one of the guys that dropped oil there. So, Ryan. Yeah, buddy. What is the status? First of all,

Congratulations. Quick round of applause for Ryan selling his Camaro. Yep. Who would have thought? Actually, who would have thought? The way you talked about it, I couldn't believe it. And you want to know what the worst thing is? Or the best thing is he is a listener and viewer of the videos. Unbelievable. He knows everything that happened to it. But the worst thing is I had set to sell it on Thursday and then...

On Tuesday, we dropped the podcast where I talked shit about it for 15 minutes. Well, he still bought it. Still bought it. So I question what is wrong with that guy. You... How do I say this nicely? Are...

You're part of this crowd of buyers. I don't know how we would say it. We're just going to say suckas. Sometimes you end up buying a jet ski. It's a piece of shit. You don't like it. Then we talk so negatively about it to millions of people. Yet, one of those people always seem to come through and want to buy it. They leave happy as a clam.

So it's amazing how you manage to find someone every time after talking so much shit on these vehicles and they always love it. It's truly extraordinary. I think you have a point. It's reverse psychology. You would think that it would be someone who doesn't know you with the way you talk about these things. Where there's like a group of suckas for sure. And maybe the buyers are exactly in that group. Ryan's on like level one and the suckas, they're on level two. After enough time...

It's got to get sold. Because keep in mind, neither the Jet Ski or the Camaro were on Facebook for two weeks and got sold. Years. Let's just say three months. You know the saying, game respects game? I do. That's like Ryan. Suckers respect suckers.

Gotta help each other out. Hey, I gotta get this guy out of this deal. He's all jammed up. I think my favorite part about this whole thing though, Ryan, is that you just did a full circle and you just ended up with another stock black

And you had a sweet modded out one that you sold. Kind of. So how did this deal work out? It's weird calling the TRX. It's weird that you ended up with a stock one because a stock TRX is like fucking horrible. Still sick. No, I'm just saying he was here and then he traded it out and now he's back to level one. But what? He bought all the same shit he's going to put on this one. So he did a full circle. But what? It had a bumper and wheels. Yeah. Yeah. Exhaust. And exhaust. Oh, yeah.

I mean, it's not that crazy. Let me paint this picture. Let me paint this picture for the listener. Ryan gets this truck, builds it up, trades the truck in, loses a shitload of money on this Camaro with the trade in just on the Camaro. Yep. Yep. Drives the Camaro. Hates it.

Then he trades the Camaro in on the exact same TRX truck, just stock, and loses a shit ton of money on the Camaro just to get the same truck that he had just stock. And then buy all the parts over again. And now you're spending the money to buy them again. Yes.

I'm not saying it was a bad decision or you made any wrong choices. I'll say it. The TRX is the best. I'll say it. I understand why you would do it. I made bad decisions and made wrong choices. You just immediately had buyer's remorse, and then you just wanted to hit that reverse button. Yep. Go back in time. And unfortunately, it just cost you. What do you think you're at? The actual pretty wild stat is I bought this TRX cheaper than I bought my last TRX. Wow. Well, I don't think it is. Yeah, you know, it was.

How much did you lose when you initially traded that TRX in on the Camaro? Ooh, at least 20 grand. Holy crap. And then how much did you lose on your Camaro? Four. I guess it's not bad. It got better. So now you're at 24, and then you bought a new one. Mm-hmm. And then how much did the parts cost?

uh probably five so now you're sitting 29 grand in that's when i got to where you were yes precisely it's been a rough year but now i know what i want yeah absolutely hey shit man honestly i can't say much either i've lost some money on some stupid purchases too so i made money or i only lost a little bit of money on my jeep

I drove her for like a year and a half. You know what you got to also consider, though, in that I hate to bring it up. In the 29 racks that you've lost throughout this TRX trading extravaganza is you also bought that Hummer. So now you've got 10 grand on top of that. The Hummer still runs. I still got her. Well, it's sitting in the back in the graveyard right now. Because it kept leaking oil all over the driveway. I appreciate that. No problem. CJ's future dog does, too. Yeah.

But, okay, this is originally actually where my question was going is, what are you doing now with it? Because it is just sitting back there. Well, it's got like six grand worth of wheels on it. So I could just sell that and almost break even. Sell the wheels? No. No. There's no way. No one's going to buy those hostile wheels for six grand. This is how your brain works? No. I don't know. Got to find another guy. He might be able to find one.

Somebody listening right now goes, like, six grand. They've already got a DM. No, that's what I'm getting at. For some wheels with some half-tread tires on them. He's not going to sell the Hummer for six grand more, and he's definitely not going to sell the wheels for six grand, but, like, it's got to be worth something just because of those wheels. I think that's it. That Hummer's got clout, dude. That's true. It's got clout.

It's also got a hella tick. My goal, I'm just going to start sabotaging videos. So we have to fill a bit with my Hummer that ends in its destruction. I know you would love nothing more than that. But you also have to realize that you bought that Hummer when the car market was really hot. Yeah. And that's just not where it's at anymore. You also overpaid for it pretty hard. Yeah, pretty heavy. So I'm going to pay market value for it, Ryan.

Right around $3,000. $3,000? With the wheels and tires. Just because you put the wheels and tires on it. As a buyer, that doesn't increase the value. Come on. I think that's the worst part. The worst part is that I personally don't think that we should give you $10,000 for it. But...

I think three grand is an insult, which is what you're getting at. Yeah, I'd agree with that. I'd agree with that. You're the one who buried in a snowbank. It took $5,000 off its value. I don't know how the snowbank... You keep going back to snowbank, but what did it really do as far as damage?

Broke my door handle. No. It was already broken. No, it did not. You have a door handle in the back seat before we even filmed that video. Explain that. If we could come up with something really good to do with that Hummer... It'd be worth it. But we haven't yet. So that's why it's sitting in the back and it's waiting for its demise. I will give you credit though, Ryan. It has been a content-making machine since the moment you brought that thing home and Vas got in and put it in the ditch to...

It's just bringing a lot of joy around the shop when you come ticking in here. Ticking in. You get break down on the side of the road and whatever. That's a funny term. It was always kind of funny. Yo, Ryan, we're at the end right now. You want to come eat? The Rainbow Rail was sick. Yeah, I might tick over. I might tick on over. I'll tick on over. When you started the other day, though, that motherfucker sounded like he was going to blow. Yeah, she's not happy. You got to put some more oil in it.

It's still leaking, so there's oil in it. CJ giving advice to Ryan on how to make his summer stop dicking. Put a little more oil in it. That might help. I did, and it doesn't help. But honestly, the good news of getting out of that old TRX is I did, for video, beat the shit out of that truck. The paint was like...

gone on the back fenders and it was it was pretty beat up it had been through a lot well i tell you what ryan nope this one's staying nice yeah i can almost guarantee you it will not stay as nice as you would like it to be because i know that you bought that thing and you didn't even mention hey we should film this you you haven't even made like any any kind of excitement around it because you don't want us to get the idea oh god

We could make a video with this thing. You don't even want us thinking in that way. So I've been. You stole all my thunder. Well, Ryan, I've been thinking on my own. Oh, great. And I got some great ideas for it. I think we should do. I think to finish off the Hummer, you should do like a little collab between the two before it gets too late for it. You could jump your TRX with the Hummer.

Like, jump over it in the Hummer. Like, just same jump as probably the one Ben took his Raptor off. We'll put your TRX at the top of the table. Well, the TRX does have to clear that jump. You'll clear it. Why? Why does it have to? Yeah, I was...

I mean, if Ryan had a big one-up Ben Vendetta or a big I want to be the biggest jumper on the channel, then it would definitely have to out-jump. This is a dangerous scenario because I might get a hankering to one-up you. That's what we hope. That's what we hope, right? Yeah, absolutely. He could for sure clear that table top. He's got way more power. Yeah. I mean, you could have cleared it too. You just got to hit it faster. Right. Ryan just got to give it a little pepper at the top. Not a good jumper, though.

I think you just got to hit it fast enough. I don't think there's much to it. Anyway, though, I look forward to seeing what we do with the Hummer and the TRX. Yeah, drop some ideas as far as what we could do with the Hummer down below. I'd love to bring it to the Grand Canyon. Roll it off. Yeah.

Like, that would be a good way for it to go, I feel like. Like, that would be funny. That would be funny. I think that would be like 30 years in jail, but yeah. Worth it. The worst oil spill in U.S. history. Oh, there's no oil in it. There's no oil in it. That's the beauty. 30 years, pin 15 on Ev, pin 15 on Ken. Call it a day. They can share it.

All right. Well, let's wrap it up. That was a good time. Thank you guys so much on the merch. Like the two milli sweatshirt you blew to the moon. It's still up for sale though. All you guys can get.

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