Ken Speaks For The First Time About His Injury 01:33:17

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That's what Evan is. To fund keeping Evan around. It's getting expensive, man. He's just sitting back. Dude, it's honestly impressive, bro. Everything you touch. Not even. Everything you look at. It's the variety of things you're able to break, too. Evan, did you look at Ken? Funny. That's what it was. That's what caused it. He was watching as they went over the jump. So we've got Ken here. He is in brace with a...

Ken, would you like to explain kind of your injury and how it's progressed? So we rolled side by side and I'm too tall for most things, side by side included. Planes, economy, class in planes. So when we rolled it, the cage kind of like collapsed in a little bit.

And kind of just like came into my head and fractured my C7 vertebrae. Or what is it? Yeah, your C7. Fractured it. Is that a vertebrae or what is that? That's a vertebrae. So yeah, I'm in a collar, I think is what they call it, for two months now. Do you get that off by the time we go to Vegas? No. It's mid-Vegas.

I think I guess no like like after it's mid-November so after Vegas shoot so maybe I get some sympathy things the clubs there you go there you go Ken's gonna be up with you're gonna be in there with your brace I don't know I mean his brace hasn't slowed him down one bit yet it really hasn't been extremely high told him he can't drive for two months

Let me drive around for two days. Okay. Two days. And then you start driving. Driving around the lakes is a little different than driving around like town or going on the highway. Like there's no cars. It's fall. Everyone's cabin is closed up. There's nobody around here. I have to go like...

Okay, there's no car that way. There's no car that way. I'm good. I can go. Elon doesn't beep at you? I requested the full self-driving beta thing, and they haven't said anything back to me. I'm just in the queue for it. Did you tell them you're injured? Hold up. Yeah, so, okay, once you get it, though...

Does it full-on drive itself, or how does that work? Supposedly, it'll go to a stop sign and stop and turn and do everything. So you actually bought that? Well, I subscribed to it. So what's that cost? $200 a month. Or if you buy it, it's $15,000, which is the biggest ripoff in the car industry, I feel like. Wait, so you pay $200 a month, and it will drive you. You don't have to touch the wheel. I mean, if you get into the beta, which I'm not in the beta yet.

It's like the club if they give you access to it. But I love how you're paying for it right now. Like, you paid the cover charge, but you still didn't get in. But it's like you have to pay for the beta every month, and then you get, like, some gimmick features.

And then they like watch you, they watch how you drive, like how you accelerate, how you turn, like if you're paying attention to the road or not. So that's why you haven't let any of us drive your car. Yeah. So, so how do you feel Ken? Like what, like just right now, how are things going? During the day, like when I'm able to like distract myself and like do things and kind of take your mind off it. I can take my mind off things. It's fine. Like it's,

uncomfortable, but it's not bad. But it's like when I lay down and try and go to bed. That's got to be the worst. That's like all you can focus on is like, I just want to go to bed. And it's just my neck and my upper back are just throbbing. It feels like somebody's stabbing it. Really? So do you just lay straight back, I'd imagine? Yeah. It's annoying. Right. I think we kind of brushed over this, but it's a full-on broken neck. Yeah. And there's comments on the last video. There was actually, that's like a whole separate part of this we'll get into after. But

I read a couple comments on it, and I knew people would say this, and they were like, you said it's fractured. That's not broken. Dude, pussy. I know. Literally, that's why when we went in, I had to clarify. I said, to be clear, he has a broken neck. This is a broken neck. And because I knew...

And I'm not saying that all of our subscribers are like it. I think it's a small percentage. But it's just so funny. They have to act all big dick like, oh, I rolled my razor five times and I still hop back in and sent it. Like all those comments. I'm like, dude, get the fuck out of here. And to Ken's credit, he hasn't missed a day of work yet. And he did... It's a...

He's severely hurt. Yeah, exactly. Like anybody who tries to discredit it or... But honestly, I hate to focus on that small portion because I saw so many people that were like, this also happened to me. That as well. I would say... So I am glad for the general good support. It's amazing. Like I was out and about this weekend and it's amazing. Like you say, oh, I broke my neck doing this. And they're like, oh, I know somebody, my husband, my friend. Like they also did something similar to that. And it's just like, holy crap. I kind of found that out too. Like the...

I was thinking there's got to be really no one that's done something. Very few. But we came across probably, what, two or three different people that are kind of in our... We sat and got lunch on Saturday, and there was three people that came up then. I had some supper last night, and two more people came up to me. It was tough to hear, but it was also comforting because you're like, okay, so these people...

recovered you know and that that that made me feel better i would say and hopefully it made you feel better yeah what'd you guys think when reading the comments like how did that make you feel seeing kind of how many people have been injured like that it was tough to read the ones where they're like permanently permanently right i felt so bad dude i had such a hard time reading that and then

you know, when an accident like that does happen, it's like relatable where it's like, Hey, I've been through the same thing. I know how you feel, Ken, but like, I don't know, dude, my heart just like goes out to like people that get injured like that. And then they kind of just watch. I don't,

Our videos and like almost just seeing people doing like the things that injured you maybe. And it's like a much different light. Like I can't look at like razors or like side by sides the same after watching that and have the same like trust and faith in it or like excitement to like get in it.

I don't know about you guys, but, like, dude, I do not trust those things, those roll cages, one fucking bit anymore. I really have never trusted them that much. And I would agree with that, yeah. Like, ever since, like, when we were in Florida and you were riding, you guys were riding with the side-by-side guys and they were launching those jumps, they were a little bit bigger than probably our biggest jump on the track ever.

And I guess they do have aftermarket cages, but I don't even know if those would have held up from how high you guys were dropping and shit. Luckily, no one got hurt because those guys are awesome drivers. No one crashed or nothing. Extremely close, though. You were extremely close. Do you know how much different that day would have been if you would have tumbled that? Like, we'll overlay the clip here.

You could have been like Ken, if not worse. Yeah, no, it's terrifying. And to think how many people that watch our videos have gone through something like that. And how many haven't, though? And I don't want them to, but this is a good awareness type of thing. That's how I would use it. You can't trust a stock cage or really... Obviously, unless you get a really high aftermarket cage, but you still can get hurt. This is...

You know, you got to take this kind of stuff seriously. Wear your helmet. The specialist I saw, he was saying the other thing, like, those neck braces are no joke. Like, those can help out so many people from these types of injuries, too. Like, the, like, whatever it is. Like, a moto neck brace? Yeah, just because, like, it can, you know, say it even, like, crushes your collarbone. It's not your spine. Like, you can...

Collar bone is the least of your injuries at that point. Yeah, no kidding, comparatively to a neck. Yeah, make sure you wear your helmet. If that thing didn't have harnesses, and I even think those harnesses weren't as ideal because they are retractable. I think for this kind of stuff, you should really have like... Convenience factor, those retractable ones are great. But it's actually holding you in place. I mean, if we're going to be doing jumps and stuff like this,

We need to have something that's, you know, fixed harnesses because, I don't know. But definitely need a new cage. Definitely a huge wake-up moment for the boys. For sure. For sure. Dude, watching that footage back when we were editing the video, me and CJ, I didn't even want to put in the GoPro shot of the face, like head-on of them because you can see Ken –

fall out of the seat and the harnesses don't engage for like four inches, I would say. It's like, what the fuck is the point? They don't engage for like four inches and you can just see. And then his head hits and then the head, the cage compresses.

Dude, it was hard. I didn't want to put it in, honestly. I'm not going to watch that video. It happened so fast, you couldn't really see. When you would go frame by frame, that's when it was super hard. Well, I felt like it was... The damage has been done, and it was important to show. And also, like we said, this is a learning thing. And also, like...

I just know how some people are. Oh, they didn't even crash that hard. And I was like, we need to show this. Like it was basically as raw as it gets. Like no music, no nothing. Just showed everything full back. And it was tough to watch. And the YouTube video actually got age restricted, as you guys know. So if your YouTube video gets age restricted, it'll be for a number of reasons. But basically YouTube deems that that video is,

unsuitable for anyone under the age of 18 so in order to view that video you have to have a youtube account and the youtube account has to be like signed in signed in with a person yeah age verified that you're over 18 which is a big problem honestly for your video getting more views so like this this video is doing pretty decent not that we really cared like normally we're happy if a video is doing really well but none of us were like this video is doing good because we were just like

Just a shitty situation that you don't really want your video to go. We would rather not have had this video. Yeah. But it was getting a lot of views and it was gaining a lot of traction. Then once it got deemed unsuitable for anyone under the age of 18, it has stopped and has literally gained 3,000 views in the last 24 hours since it hit, which is crazy.

So hopefully we can get that overturned. But basically it lost all traction because, you know, they can't... YouTube can't promote a video that is, you know, it's not appeasable or appealable to the masses. Yeah. Do you guys think that the video like showcased how...

Like, how fast things can go wrong on, like, the dumbest shit. And that's usually when, you know, the unthinkable happens. It's something that you would never expect. But do you think that we did, like, a good job, like, showcasing, like, oh, my gosh, we had no idea and this happened, like...

be careful or take that into consideration or... I think we did. I think we did a decent job of it. I guess we could have done more, but I don't think we did. It was kind of like, well, how are you supposed to do it? You know, like progress fast through and then it was like the thing happened. I really think it was put together right. I mean, it showed all that. I mean, there was some things that got cut. So like one of the things that got cut was like me saying we're lucky that

It happened on this rather than on a bigger jump. Because if it would have happened on a bigger jump, I mean, you're jumping 100 feet at what? Like 40 miles an hour at the least? If it flipped and landed on the roof from that, those cages don't do shit, as we learned. That would have been a bad deal. And then also, like, it was such a fluke thing. I guess...

I guess I said just drive into it. I suggested that in the background. You could hear it. And then I think Kyle was trying to land in it. It was one of those situations where if he would have gone a little bit slower, it wouldn't have flipped because it would have just ran into it. And if he would have gone a little bit faster, it wouldn't have flipped because he wouldn't have... He was going the perfect wrong speed for the worst turnout. Where it touched that first...

and then kind of got it tipping and then touched the other one. Like, I mean, it just is such a bad deal. Those things jump like shit too. And yeah, can-ams jump like shit. They spring up. Like, unless you have aftermarket, I don't know. I just. That is true. They were like, oh, you have to jump with this special technique. And we're just like, I don't know. We just fucking hit the jump. Yeah, he was like hitting the brake before he would hit the jumps. That way it would like compress the front shocks and then hope

hopefully rebound at the right time off the lip. He didn't do it on that one. That was the one time that he didn't do that, which is probably part of the reason as well. I don't know. And honestly, I don't think it's Kyle's fault either. No. So, like, I can't imagine how bad he feels. Yeah.

I overlooked it. I didn't even think anything of it. CJ didn't even want to film it because we didn't think it was going to even... Yeah, I wanted to go home. End of the day thing. Because Alex was waiting on me to go out to eat, and I was already late. That's why she pulled up because she was been waiting for so long. She's like, I'm just going to come and see what you're doing. And I was like, you know, yeah, I didn't think it was going to be even cool. I'm glad you're okay, though, Ken. Like, this could be so much worse, and we could be having such a different conversation. So...

The fact that you are, you know, as okay as you are. Yeah. Dude, what a blessing in terms of the situation. Yeah. Inconvenience for a couple months. But you've been so positive. Yeah. Yeah. So, yeah, you have been hella positive, even by many standards, even a more positive, Ken. Do you think that's the drugs? No. Ryan, I remember your dad always said,

You can either stay mad about something or you can get over it. Very true. And I have, I can either get mad and just have a shitty time or I can just get over it and try and look at the positive side of things and just be like, yeah, I can walk. Yeah. You're a fucking legend. Yeah. Ken. Cause just getting mad about it and just having that anger is all it's going to do. Raise your blood pressure, make you feel like shit and just going to have an awful week. And you know, yeah, definitely. Ken, did you hit your head? Yeah, I did. A little reset. Yeah.

No, I love it. And I truly, I can't imagine how you've handled it so well, both in your emotional well-being for yourself and outwards. And I'm very proud of you. So congratulations. I guarantee you I wouldn't be handling it as well as you. No, definitely not. And so, yeah, I got to really add points to that for Ken. Yeah, shout out to big Ken. Yeah, I keep asking him too, like,

when we're around the house and stuff i'm like is there anything i can get you like

Do you want, like, a better chair or something? Like, I'm, like, trying to figure something out that can, like, help his. It honestly feels better to, like, just fully lay down than, like, try and sit in a chair because then there's, like, still pressure on the back. I was, like, trying to figure out if there's, like, a chair that, like, could, like, help you. I don't know. No, it's just nice laying in bed and just kind of getting the pressure off everything. So just let us know if you need anything, obviously, and we got your back. Yeah, thanks.

Too bad that we got rid of the recliner shitter. I know.

I don't. I don't. I'm glad that thing's gone. That's disgusting. It would have been perfect for this moment. Nope, nope. I'll be good here for the next 12 hours. I'm good. We could turn a bed into one. Oh my gosh. There we go. We could set up Evan's bunk bed over the top of the fucking toilet. You call it like the Tempur-Pedic potty? Yeah, the upper-decker steamer. Yeah, the upper-decker sleeper steamer.

I think we might be onto something here. I think we might. At that point, you're probably high enough where you hopefully don't get any splash. Oh, fuck, Ken. You're a legend. How's your mom taking it? She was mad. She was very mad. Like, chewing you out? Yeah, she was like, you could have died. You could have been paralyzed. I was like, Mom, I'm okay. You don't need to worry. Thank you for being worried, but sorry. Probably wasn't

I probably didn't help the situation considering this happened on a Tuesday and I didn't tell her until Thursday. So she found out on the video. No, I also told her over text, so it wasn't the greatest way to do it. How'd you word that? I was like, hey, mom. Oh, man.

Hey, I thought I would let you know I was in a side-by-side accident earlier this week and I fractured my C7. I'm doing fine. I just have to wear a brace for a couple weeks. Don't worry about it. Don't worry about it. Well, so this happened at like 8 o'clock and we go to the ER and then she sends me a text like as I'm laying in the ER bed and I was like, fuck, I'm not...

they're probably going to bed. I'm not going to tell them. I'll tell her out. I'll tell them tomorrow. Cause you don't want her to worry going to bed. So I'll probably just get, you know, get all amped up and go to the hospital and it's not going to help anything. And then next day it was like, I had to go to the followup with the specialist. And I was like, just forgot about it. And then came back to the shop and just laid on the bed for the rest of the afternoon. And

Then Thursday rolls around and I was like, fuck, I got to tell them. But yeah. Oh, well, she was mad about it, but she got over it. I hope I haven't seen him since. So.

I can imagine she was fairly rattled reading that text coming out of the blue. Yeah, and I told Cody, I was like, because Cody found out right away because they had supper and met up with Alex. Yeah, they'd seen her. And I was like, Cody, do not tell mom. I don't want her to get all rattled tonight. Yeah, because Cody called me. He goes, hey, Grant hasn't answered his phone. Hey, what's up?

we hadn't answered his phone in a couple hours is he alive and i was like yeah he's here he's working right now and he was like he's at work and i was like yeah i don't know he said he was laying in bed all day basically that day yeah that's true i'm sure went upstairs and laid in the guest bedroom but still you were here ken you haven't let it slow you down though i saw some videos or pictures from saturday night looked like you uh

- Got into the liquor to help the pain or what? - I was gonna not drink for a while. And then we see the neurosurgeon guy at the bar, we're getting lunch and he's like, "Yeah, you can drink. I don't know why you aren't." - He did say that.

Amazing. So I was like, okay, and then we go to these people down the road from us. They're going down south for the winter, and so she's trying to get rid of all the booze in their house. Ken was just being a good neighbor. I was just like, fuck, okay, I'll help out. What a...

Solid neighbor move. So what's the hardest part about drinking now? Is it harder to take shots and throwing them back? Yeah, because basically you can't throw it up there, but I just get a straw, and it's nice. Is it slow? Oh, so it's slowed down your chug buddy time. I can't do that. I can't go back far enough. Well, Ken, we'll get you back in therapy so you can chug buddy.

Is there physical therapy after this? I've kind of assumed. I would assume so. He didn't say so. I just have to go to a follow-up in a couple weeks. Probably got to see how it heals. And then we'll get it again and evaluate from there. At least two months in the brace. So I'd assume that or maybe slightly more, but we'll see. Is that the brace for two months? Yeah.

It's kind of nice. It's got padding in it. So it isn't, is it like incredibly uncomfortable or is it, I mean, it's uncomfortable without a doubt, but. I think good. Cause like, even if I like move my head and like the extremities of the brace, I can like feel like,

It gets a little painful at the extremities. So I feel like if I didn't have a brace, there's nothing to like... Stop it. Yeah, it's like holding your head in place. So if like I had to do that myself, I just feel like I'd get so like exhausted all day. True. And I'd probably like, you know, you accidentally move, you know, try and move your whole, move your head. I feel like that would mess something up pretty bad. My buddy broke his neck in college. And it was like right at the heat of...

college getting going i think he was a freshman or a sophomore that's right and uh remember that he broke his neck too except his was way worse his was super bad yeah like like so close to being like paralyzed and he like or even killing him it was like really bad like black out from that well which which part initially well that kind of that kind of so he was blacked out when he broke his neck and they said he was so drunk he fell over the stands onto the track at a football game

And they said he was so drunk, he didn't brace at all. For impact. For impact. And that, like, saved his life. And, yeah, I mean, he didn't really let it slow him down too much either. Like, they were doing shots off of his neck brace, like, the next week, I think. Oh, my gosh. Jeez Louise. Damn right. We would be taking shots off of Ken's neck brace at no time. I don't think so. Yeah, I don't think I want to do that either. Yeah, I'm good. No CJs for good luck.

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From plumbing to electrical, roof repair to deck upgrades. So leave it to the pros who will get your jobs done well. Hire high-quality certified pros at Angie.com. Yeah, do it for your buddy. I'll do it for Ken if he wants me to. Ken's neck brace is sticky for the rest of the night and just gross. I got two pads. I got two sets of pads for it. There you go. You have to shower in the whole rig and everything? No, I got a different one for showering because this one's like...

soak the water in because it's got padding. The other one's like just straight up foam. Nice. All right, Mike, do you want to go in here? I got to like lay down. That's all we get of Ken today, ladies and gentlemen. Well, ladies and gentlemen, give, give Ken a round of applause. He's a fucking trooper. We love you, Ken.

And also not to mention, he hasn't been in the podcast studio since this happened because he can't stand up straight in here. Dude, he's too big. He's too big. He's too fucking big. The first words out of his mouth after he crashed. Who breaks their neck and only says, ow, and then I'm too fucking big for this thing. Yeah, that's literally all he said. So we're going to...

Get a special extra large cage for Ken. Or maybe he's going to take his Bible. Well, I think that's the worst part. Ken ain't ever hopping in a side-by-side again. Well, you never know. As soon as that happened, we were being proactive and ordered a cage right away for our side-by-side. The cool thing about an aftermarket cage, much stronger, is...

The possible downside is that they usually are slightly sleeker and lower. Oh. You know, it's not really. I think in the front seats of the Razor, he'll be just fine. But I don't perceive him. I don't see Ken Hopp. Ken, I forgot to ask you. Ken, are you hopping back in the Razor or are you done? Only if he's behind. I have one more question, actually, before we get you out. I'm sorry to make you sit back down. We could bring the microphone over to him. Sorry.

So where do you go in your no can do career from here? This is no can do part two. It was no can do for about five years. And then there was a six month stint, maybe even five months where you were leaning towards. Yes. You were saying yes more. And it seems like you've gotten back into the no can do. Yes, that's, that's correct. Gone, gone, gone for a few months, at least a few months later at the end of the tunnel.

We'll see. Okay. Do you feel like you want to get back in a razor? We'll see how this cage looks. I don't know. You're not like fully. We'll see if I get some PTSD jumping in that thing. That's why I was kind of asking, like looking ahead, do you feel like it's even a horse you want to get back in? I don't know yet. Yeah. Understandable. It's only been less than a week. It's a week tomorrow. So we'll see how it goes. All right. I gotta lay down. All right. Thanks, Cam.

Man, such a trooper. It's

It's a real bummer that this whole broken neck thing had to overshadow my nipple piercing. I'm kidding. I am actually kidding. Well, Mike, you also kind of did that to yourself. Exactly. Yeah, I agree. You undersold a bit. I undersold a lot, yeah. Which I think was part of your shtick. It was fun. Yeah, it was. Because you were going to go in and act like it didn't hurt. Yeah, and it did. And it actually hurts more now than it did when I did it. Oh, shit. Really? Is it infected? No, it's doing all right, but like...

Every time I readjust it, I'm like, okay, well, I don't want to get stuck in one spot. So you readjust it, and it's just kind of on fire. So what's Sydney think of it?

Doesn't like it. Doesn't like it, really? Doesn't like it. Define doesn't like it. Like, doesn't think you should have got it? Or just, like, is, like, gross? Or is, like... Second one. But it's, like, every time, you know, like, an accidental hand brushes over something. Ugh, I touched it. That kind of gross stuff. Yeah. Huh. So... Does Greta not act that way? Accidental hand?

It's fine. Right? The back of the hand. You're letting her touch his nipple? The back of the hand. It was the back of the hand. It was like, you get more TSA, dude. You guys literally jinx that. What's Greta think of yours? Oh, she loves it. Really? She came around.

She came around, I'd say. Like, puts her tongue to it and stuff? Yeah, she loves it. Really? Yeah. Nice. I can almost just feel the sarcasm from over here. Huh? No, she'll do a tell-all. One day she'll come on the podcast, and she'll tell you guys all about it.

Oh, I was hoping there'd be a lot more to this tell-all than just the nipple pieces. Oh, shit. Actually, I don't want you to come into the podcast if she's doing a tell-all. Just exposes Ben. I don't need that. But yours isn't infected yet. Because Evan's is infected. Is it? Yeah. Oh, really? Talk about late in the game for an infection. Like last Thursday. Whoa. Recently. Evan said last Thursday. Oh, man. From what? I have no idea. Maybe the hot tub.

That could be. Oh, our hot tub guy has been off duty ever since he broke his neck. Yeah, that's true. Well, and it was tough because if there was any time for Evan's nipple piercing to get infected, it would have been the day after he did it when he went in the swamp. Into the swamp. With the snow bike. But the fact that it's just happening now, like when you get yours like three months ago, I don't even know. Wow.

All right, we got two left here. And we're not doing the parking situation anymore. I think that's lame. Yeah. Yeah, off that idea. No, I mean, like, I want to get it off of something good. I just think the whole nipple thing is, it's lame. It's played out. It's played out. I think it's played out. People are getting bored of watching it. I think, no, people are getting bored of watching it in that aspect of the parking situation. Because Micah's was boring.

Mike, you kind of did do that. What are you going to do? No, I agree. I don't know how I would have reacted either. But anyway. So now...

There's got to be one way. You guys got to be put up to each other. Fuck. A foot race. A foot race? Too lame. Pretty good, though. Pretty funny. Wait, wait, wait. What if we did who can run the farthest? Holy fuck. Honestly, both CJ and I are such a punter. Both of you are about five minutes long. At least he's got a little bit of... He's been in the gym in the last six months. CJ has wanted to do this sperm count thing.

Sperm count. Okay, how funny would that be? If you had the lower... Sperm count. Whoever has the lower sperm count. For the record, I know for a fact CJ's not planning nor expecting to have a lower sperm count. Really? Why do you think that? I'm not. Because you want it so bad. I'm going to ace this test. Yo, we're not doing anything tomorrow. We should go into the sperm bank and get our sperm count. Is it sperm or testosterone that you want to test? I mean, technically both. Sperm.

or both yeah yeah no like like it's like your sperm count dude i love it that's a great idea fuck this just happened right now you guys just watch this you have the least so now you get even more though i would say having the lower sperm count because then you have less probability of getting a girl pregnant true there's a big upside to that girlfriend

If that's your goal, unless your goal is the other thing. Then it's not a good thing. Okay, so you're saying that the person that has the most should get

I guess, I don't know. It doesn't matter to me. I'm down to do it, but I don't necessarily think I'm going to have more. I just thought it would more so be funny. I do like that if it was between, we'd probably all do it, but if it was between you two and whatever, that's good. We'll think of something. That might be even dumber than the parking situation.

Imagine explaining that to the nipple-piercing guy. So what are you in for? The lower sperm count. Jesus. I jerked off in a cup, and mine wasn't as good, apparently. Yeah, I mean, to twist it up, too, you could do the higher sperm count has to get it. Just 11. I mean, I'm down to do that. I don't know if that's necessarily a greater thing. I think maybe even, like, the foot race would be funny. But also, I mean, both of them would be funny. It just depends on how it gets done. We could do a triathlon.

I can't really swim, but I guess that'd be good for you. Not a triathlon. I just mean like foot race. Holy shit, man.

sperm count and then we've got one other thing. Ryan was talking like you couldn't run to the end of the driveway. I can't do it. No, not run a triathlon. The whole shot from the race, that's it. But I think if it were running on a foot race like that, training would be involved. I'd probably try to get the stamina up a little bit or the top speed up a little bit to not get a nipple piercing. Well, yeah. I'd probably work out once a month. Maybe we should have a thing where it's like

The last person standing doesn't have to get it because ultimately... Are you fighting? No, no, no, no.

I'm saying like get in the ring. I like that. The last person without a nipple ring doesn't have to get it. So like let's say Ryan and I do a competition. Whoever doesn't have to get it, they are now – the nipple thing is done because otherwise it's like – I thought that too. It's like no matter what, you already know you're going to get it. So it's like what am I even holding out for? And everyone's had a situation where it was a competition, like a fair shot where they were at a spot where they could have – because like I raced Ben. Not me. Ken's was –

best competition. You were in a hot dog. Oh, yeah. Well, you broke the rule. Yeah, but it wasn't fair. Ryan and Ken, Ryan was supposed to get it, but then he out-fornagled Ken. Ken had to get it. Evan lost a hot dog eating competition. Ben lost a race, as I said. So, like...

In reality, like, Ryan could have had one. I could have had one. But I agree with that. The last person standing. Otherwise, there's, like, no point. I'd just be like, dude, I'm going to have to get this shit anyways. Yeah, so I made it to the top two, huh? How about the last person? So whatever comes out of me and yours has to do both because, like, you have to go out with a finale. Oh!

Yes. Yes. Finale. Yes. It's mostly just, again, the after pain. Doing both of them at one time, once that first one goes in, you're like, eh. I literally almost was like, screw it. Do the second one. It'd be funny, but I...

It still hurts. I love that. You know what's funny? I'm not that afraid of getting it. I'm almost just like, whatever, it'll be funny kind of thing. But Ryan is really not trying to get it. Which almost makes me want to try harder to make him get it. But if I am to lose, I know it's going to hurt, and I'm not going to be necessarily super down to go do it, but I just know...

It's going to be legendary. Dude, I just double nipple piercing. I just don't have the nipples for the night for the limelight. None of us do. I don't,

I don't know. I don't think any of us do. Maybe Evan. What's a nipple for the limelight look like? I don't know. What is that? I just, I really don't want to get it. Ryan walking around with nipple piercings is just something a little bit too, like you guys, everyone is kind of like, yeah. But Ryan, they're going to be like, whoa. This dude's going to get flagged. That's what I mean. It's going to be way funnier actually if he has one.

Can I get a shake from you guys that whoever it is is double? Sure. I'm a little clammy right now just talking about it. Double nickel piercing. Whoever loses this, whatever the next thing is, double nickel piercing. Hopefully it's something we can agree on that's moderately fair. I agree. We don't want to have any bad taste. It can't be a thing where it's favoring

You know, we must win. Well, that seems super random, though. That seems extremely random. You would not know, looking at us two, who's going to have the lower or higher sperm count. I mean...

Like, there's no advantage in that. Like, if it was between who can wheelie a pit bike longer, obviously I'm going to win that. If it's between who can wheelie a quad longer, like, obviously he's going to win that. So you want to leave it up to, like, 100% chance. Not necessarily. No skill, no talent. I think it has to be, like, a fair match. Like, when me and you raced our cars, we didn't know who was going to win. Okay, yeah. We were like, this might be close, but we truly don't know.

And we're thinking it's going to be close, so that was like a good instant to do it. Okay. If we were like racing Ken and his Tesla Plaid against me and my GTR, we'd be like, that's just dumb. Like, I might as well just head to the nipple piercing shop right now kind of thing, you know? So you do like the sperm count idea? I'm not against it. Just because it is random. If people think it would be funny, I'm down.

Imagine it just comes back. My sperm count is zero. They're like, you are completely infertile. I'm just like, no shit. Just a bummer day for you in general? What would you do? I don't really know. I feel like you would be kind of.

I'd be like, I'd be more in shock. I'd be like, wow. Look at him ponder right now. Like, I don't know if this is a good or bad thing. Short term, probably really good, but long term, bummer. Yeah, I think long term I would be bummed, but like short term I'd be like, this ain't so bad. Like, mixed emotions. Yeah, it would be. I mean, seriously.

I don't know how I would feel. I definitely probably wouldn't be crying. I mean, I definitely wouldn't be crying. I'd probably be a little quiet in the back trying to figure out, like, what are you crying about?

Yeah, I feel like I'd be like that. I'm trying to figure out where you're at right now. It'd be fucking funny though. That's for sure. At least we have it on video. Imagine. We title the video. CJ is infertile. Yeah. Dan finds out he's infertile. Yeah. 10 million views. Emotional. Emotional in asterisks. He's just crying. He's so happy. The doc's like, now, now, I know, but there's many other options if you want to have kids someday. I'm like, what? No, I'm just, these are tears of joy. No.

all right you might have to cut this but this is just reminding me of all this uh i guess sperm talk rich sent me he sends the most rich sends the most outlandish outlandish like instagram stuff and he the last one i already have to cut this yeah but no it's okay the most recent one that he sent me is just this mean that says bro imagine if ejaculation wasn't billions of microscopic

sperm cells but it was just one big sperm cell and every time you jacked off you had to kill it before it squirmed too far pretty dark mike yeah right i mean probably wouldn't wouldn't do it so much probably not that's for sure i'm not much of a killer you know not even nope no way

All right. Yeah, so we'll figure that out. We'll figure out a good bet between you guys. I think it's a good ending because someone actually wins out of the end of all this. God, I hope it's me. I guess for your sake, I do too. I kind of do too. I feel like it would be a nice way for me to, like, I don't know. Spice it up? Spice it up. I don't know. It would be a nice contribution.

It would be. Oh, that's what I was. It's like a way for me to give my body up. Well, I was going to like elaborate on that too. Like it's crazy stuff that we do for the channel that like, I mean, I try to have a very open mind about like anything that I like have to do.

I I'm a little bit too much where I don't get even upset I know that's kind of like you know Ken gets really upset when we ask him to do certain things and everyone but like it's so funny the stuff that we just like have to do for the channel like I just am like well I gotta do it I mean like we can always say no but yeah but if you really didn't want to do it though you don't have like you don't have to you're just more so put in a situation where you're like gonna be good I don't really want to but like

My calculation on this is that everything's going to be fine, and overall it'll be a win. Yeah. Well, it did remind me of the nipple piercing and CJ's body enhancements. Remember when he dyed your hair blue like Ninja? That was fun. That was a good time. I didn't dye it. Oh, yeah, that's right. It was a prank. Well, he basically made Shauna do it, but.

That's right. I just blame her for it. Yeah, that was really funny. I own that. Yeah, that was... You had to walk around college like that. At least now you just got nipple piercings year-round. These cross all the time. Yeah, I guess it's a little bit easier to explain. Dude, I remember... Dude, fuck. Fuck.

Yeah, I look like Ninja. Ninja was super popular back then. And I guess I would just wear a hat when I'd go in and like hoodie and stuff. But people could tell. People probably just thought that you were a big Ninja fan. They probably thought I was going through some shit. I think at the time it worked out because of Ninja. I think now, at least around here, like you have blue hair, you know, a little scary. I don't know. I look back on that like I'm glad I did that.

I'm glad that happened. Yeah, that was funny. I thought it was awesome. People thought it was funny. My ex-girlfriend, we were like on the rocks at the time. And when I come home with blue hair, oh my God, dude. She did not like that. No? Really? No. That was one of those times. It wasn't the final, but it was like she was already like, I'm not huge on this whole YouTube thing. And then you come home with blue hair.

It happened to me on a video. Exactly. It did not last long after that. You could have got the bowl cut like Mike. Remember that? That's right. Blue hair is a little bit worse, man. I disagree. Then the bowl cut? The first bowl cut I got? You could just get a buzz. You could have got a buzz too. You're still going to have blue though. Yeah, a little bit. I don't know. The first bowl cut I had was so...

It was so horrendous. I thought you were going to say perfect. It was horrendous. You're telling me you would rather have a bowl cut than blue hair?

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I think it's not as bad, but if I had to choose between you guys giving me a bowl cut in my sleep or dyeing my hair blue, I'd take the blue just because I'd be like, it's more funny, more out there. But the bowl cut, I feel like it's more repairable. If you have a bowl cut right here, you just fucking buzz it up a little bit and you can still have a nice haircut. If you have your blue hair, it's completely blue down to the roots. You're going to have to full-on go bald.

That's what I'm saying. And also, like, blue hair is more memorable than a bowl cut. Some people just run that shit, dude. And people do run the, like... What do you mean more memorable than a bowl cut? Like, me in a thumbnail with a blue hair or having a bowl cut? But keep in mind, I think I got a bowl cut, like, three times. Nobody asked me why. Don't ask me why. The last time I did it was just...

Wait, maybe it was the second time. Either way, I remember I got a bowl cut because I thought it'd be so funny and I was going to surprise you guys, but we were filming the Christmas video. We were buying toys and I was wearing a beanie the whole time and I pulled my beanie off and I don't even think anyone laughed. They were just like... He's expecting this big unveil. Yeah, kind of. And it was bad timing. And you were like... Yeah, everyone was like, oh...

When did you do? Yeah. Nice. Cool. Well, let's wrap this video up and then, yeah. Why'd you do that? Maybe just put that beanie back on, Mike. Yeah. So I definitely made a mistake there, but that's fine. But as far as, again, like I said, I did it three times. Just so many people, you know, tag me in the Oliver tree, just like anyone gets tagged in anything. Ryan gets tagged in a bunch of jet ski stuff.

It still hurts. It still hurts. Hey, how is that going, Ryan? Such a dead horse, dude. Actually, yeah. I mean, it's... Any offers? No. Dude, if it makes you feel any better... Well, I...

I feel like my boat's probably not in the same category as your jet ski. But yours is also a large... Nobody wants to fucking buy it. Nobody wants to buy a boat in October. Yeah, I put it up on Facebook. I put it up on Facebook and was just like, oh, well, you know, maybe someone will want it. And I even, like, lowered the price...

quite a bit lower than not quite a bit, but like lower than I bought it for. And they're not gonna have to pay sales tax cause they're buying from a private party. And only people that were biting on it were just kids trying to talk. And I got so annoyed of just being hit up by kids, literally harassing me to talk and

And like, they would like, but isn't it pretty easy to tell? Like, yeah, it's normally, it's just like, no, I know. That's why I would just leave it. And then this one kid kept asking like, Hey, when can I come see this? I'm like, bro, you aren't buying. Like, it was just this kid, like a little kid. You can just tell. Yeah. And then I knew he was a follower. Cause like,

I went and looked, and he followed me. He was six. Yeah, and that. So I ended up just taking it down. So I still have it, too. Well, you completely took the ad down. Yeah, because I was just sick of getting harassed by it. Nobody was looking for it. I didn't have that good of pictures. So I don't know. But speaking about water sports, today we went to U Motors. That was dope. And got to build our Centurion for next year. So they...

u-motors and centurion are working with us and uh basically like sponsoring our ride for next summer and giving us like a demo boat to use for the for the summer and we got to pick out whatever boat we wanted

And fully customize it however we want. We could have done a pink boat with like yellow interior. We could have made the ugliest boat. I told Joe we were going to do a green boat with a red interior and she didn't say anything. And then she saw me in the distance. She's like, hey, are you actually going to, are you still thinking about the green with the red? And I was like, no, that was a joke. And she's like, oh, thank God. I thought you guys were serious. Well, that's kind of what I wanted to bring up was like,

Some of the... I forget his name, but one of the finance guys there, they've all been kind of having fun

customizing boats that maybe they like they had he's like look at this this one's crazy and it was like black pink and green it looked like a you know an articat like for uh they look like like a chick 600 just like a retro it was cool neon green and how they were pushing us they're like yep you guys should really go loud really loud on this yeah they were but i'm like that is not going to resell and i think that yeah is a part of this

So, I mean, we're not going to tell you what colors we did. Oh, we aren't? Shoot. I don't know. I'll tell you. I think we can unveil it. Yeah, you're right. It's going to be sick. Can we unveil the price of it? The price?

Okay, so keep in mind, they said basically, come in, design it, pick whatever boat you guys want, and then use it the entire summer, and then we'll sell it at the end of the summer. Same process, go through, get a new one. And so they were like, seriously, go all out, get the biggest one that you want. Do whatever you want, like whatever one you want, like whatever colors. And we still were like, okay, yeah,

We don't want to do them dirty or nothing. Luke, the guy making the boat with us, the salesman, was going through and optioning it out with everything. He was like, do this, do this. He basically just said, put whatever you guys think is good. Guess what the final total was, Ryan? It's a 26-foot boat. It's yacht certified. I'm going to guess $265,000.

No. No? That's low. That's low? Low. Add an extra 100,000. No. No. Oh.

Okay. Jesus Christ. 320. But still, what? That's a nice suburb house. Yeah. I'm sure a lot of really fancy boats are that price. I think that is the price of a really nice boat these days. I think when we were customizing it, that's what I had stuck in my head. I'm like, let's just do something that looks incredible in a good way, not in a loud way. I'm pretty sure.

And then it will sell and everybody will be happy. But to preface this, Ryan's boat is very large. It's got everything you could ever ask for as far as awake and fitting people, but it's 23 feet. We were going to go for the 24 and a half foot. Which would have been CJ's boat. We were set on it. Oh, yeah, I guess. So same size as CJ's boat. Big boat. And then he's like, you're not doing the 26 and a half? Yeah.

Yeah, I was like, I kind of was leaning towards the 245, but he kept like, I'd do the 226 and a half. I was like, Jesus. And then we started envisioning ourselves. Whatever. We were just like, fuck it, I guess. Might as well go big. We're not paying for it. Yeah. So like yacht certified means a few things, I'm sure, but we can have as many people as we want on it. As long as you're not overweight capacity.

Oh, there is. Okay. That's what it is. It's a weight capacity instead of a people capacity. Which I honestly, I think is going to be more people than obviously if we wanted to, we could get people overweight. It's so big. Like you could fit 35 people on there. We've had like 28 on yours.

It's another three and a half feet. That's true. That is crazy. Which is also wider than. Which got to give a huge shout out to U Motors for that. Working with us. We bought a couple bikes there. And Centurion. Yeah. But anyway, so that was cool. So we got a golf ball bandit. Oh, yeah. He's got a name now. Yeah. So for those of you guys who don't know already, Friday morning, some random ass dude.

He did it right. He reversed all the way in in his truck. It's like he'd been here before. Reversed in, hopped out just cool as a cucumber all by himself. Tailgate was already down. And just goes, grabs this giant bucket, dumps it, golf balls.

Probably 500 golf balls. So many. A lot of golf balls. Jump, go all over the parking lot. Cool as a cucumber, just turns around, walks right back in, gets in his car. Like, it was, like, so weird. Like, the way he was moving was, like, just weird. That's what, like, it didn't seem like a prank to me. Pfft.

And I hope it is. It seemed a little malicious. Yeah. So do you guys think it was malicious? I don't know. I say malicious in kind of a joking tone. No, it wasn't. Maliciously dumping golf balls. Yeah. But at the same time, I feel like I personally feel like it was done because he doesn't like us. It was like, I don't like these guys, so I'm going to do this. Okay.

kind of thing. That's what I mean by malicious. It was just so mildly inconvenient. Yeah, but that's the thing. It wasn't like a majorly... It's so weird. If he would have thrown the golf ball through a window, I would have been like, okay, that guy's got a problem with us. Yeah. But I still can't decide. Dude, can you imagine my terror pulling into the parking lot and seeing golf balls everywhere and all of our cars outside, my car outside? I'm like...

Oh, fuck. Brian texts me. I go, oh, no. I thought someone came in and was like teeing off or something last night. So I go and get on the cameras and I see this guy pulling in and doing that. Dropping the golf balls. Yeah. So this guy is on the loose. He's still at large. We have the police, the sheriffs, not the state troopers, though. They're not helping us.

And the FBI, the FBI helping us find this guy. He's on the loose. Well, dude, the other like little part that I figured out while I was cleaning him up was some of those golf balls were like these random SpongeBob golf balls, which I'm sure other people can buy. I'm sure I'm not the only people. I don't know. I think it would be just you. Probably made by Nickelodeon for you. I mean, they were a gift, but I remember the golf course that I've used.

Those golf balls at and lost. And then they show up back in our driveway. I did. I did. That's what Evan was kind of like, guys, does it have to be someone from a golf course? But it was such an impossible amount of balls to acquire if you don't work at a golf course. So that's kind of where I'm at. Like range balls or anything like that. I know they were like. Like somebody picked those balls out of a pond or something. Like they had to go to extreme lengths to get that many golf balls. I would believe so. I have.

Breaking news. I might have said some stuff just to carry the story on, but I have an actual lead.

on who the guy is. So as you guys know, I've been posting about it all weekend, trying to get some kind of tip. Like, this guy, here's this truck, and there's a few people that would respond. Not necessarily on my DMs, but people in the area would be like, hey, I saw that truck driving by the Cormorant store the other day. Hey, I saw that. Whatever. Too small of a town. One of my buddies who works at

I suppose it's fine to say. U Motors on Pelican. They're having new sheds being built, like storage units. And one of the...

crew members working on the construction there is the guy. He sent me a security camera screenshot of that guy pulling in with the red bucket in his back. Oh, yeah, red bucket. And I was like, that's him. And he said, yeah, and there's also a bunch of golf balls around where they were working. So we know the guy. He's the golf ball bandit. What do you expect? The golf ball bandit, dude. We should invite him reckless golfing with us. Dude, he might be too reckless dumping golf balls and shit.

Who knows what he'd do if he had a golf cart? Probably dump those too. I'm just still confused. Yeah. So that's my thing. So it's like I finally – I know where I can find this guy. We just got to go over there while they're working, and we'll find him. Unless he quit because now he knows we're onto him, which I didn't want to post that I have a lead because I was afraid maybe I'd tip him off. But, you know, it's like the severity of that prank. We don't know if it was like actually a mean thing or if it was –

something just to be funny. But even if it was a mean thing, it's like we can't really respond with like something. We can't retaliate with something worse than that, you know? And so if it's funny, it's like you can prank them back. Is there anything worse? Even if it was mean, I want to prank them back too. But yeah, well, there is things you can do. What's worse than dumping 500 golf balls in somebody's parking lot, dude? Pennies. Oh, shit.

True, because I, yeah, picking them up with a lot of... We don't want $1,000 in pennies. $1,000?

$1,000? Now we're losers. What if we did this? We slash his tires. Okay. No, no, no. It's dangerous. What if we set up like a lemonade stand on the corner? I like that. Who's going to work it though? That kid. Oh, yeah. That's right. The only person suitable to work a lemonade stand. And we sell all the golf balls and we split the profits with the guy. Why are we splitting them? We know what we should do.

is sell those. Sell the golf balls. Sell the golf balls for 20 bucks a pop on the website. We profit from it. We're like, ha ha. Who's the winner now? You know, we're like, thanks for the free inventory. We just made $10,000. Okay, actually. All right. Who's buying them golf balls? Here we go. We set up the lemonade stand with the back end on the corner.

Right across from where he works. And we stare at him. No, we start selling these golf balls. To our friends. Oh my God. We list golf balls for sale 20 bucks and we just start selling them like hotcakes to a bunch of people that we already had lined up. He's like, what the fuck?

fuck, why did I dump these things? We're like, yeah. He comes up, hey, what's going on here? We're like, oh, some guy just dumped all these golf balls in our front lawn, so figured might as well just sell them. Man, people really want these old golf balls. Okay, that is an option. That's not what I was thinking, but we start selling them.

The guy comes. He's a golf. He's a golf ball maniac. Right. He could never drive past golf balls for sale. He's going to probably buy them all. So he's going to come in and go, hey, I see you're selling three for 20. I'm interested. Boom. Sting attack. FBI comes out of the out of the reeds. Get on your hands and knees. OK, I was thinking we sell sell it back to him. He comes back, dump some more.

We basically repeat the cycle, keep making money. Infinite money glitch. Yeah, it's a money glitch, like on a video game. That's a better idea. It's going to take a little bit of time, but we'll be able to build it up. What if our fat kids catch on? They cut us out. Don't pay them low. They start selling golf balls on the side. No, but seriously, I do want to like...

I want to prank him back, but it has to be something comparable and lighthearted. Like, I don't want to do it, like, maliciously, even though we don't know that he might not fuck with us or hopefully he was just pranking us. But also, I'm not really a big fan of, like...

getting pranked by our subs or just anyone like that like there's not really any purpose to that and uh now we know our security cameras suck dick and we're getting new ones now we actually have a new system getting installed uh next week so by the time this goes live we already have like 4k shit we're gonna zoom in on your face like screenshot it blast you we'll have your your

License plate. Actually, no funny business. We'll actually be very, very secure because this guy is no joke that's coming over to put all these things in. I just still am confused. That's why I also want to ask him, why'd you do it? Dude, he's living in my head rent-free. If he came and like,

poured gasoline on our lawn and killed our lawn. I'd be like, okay, it's obvious that guy does not like us. That makes sense. He was trying to kill the grass. He came in and keyed the cars. I'd be like, he doesn't like us. He wanted to key the cars.

But the golf balls. Maybe he's just a real... He wants reckless golfing three. That's what I wondered too. And that's what I really have just concluded from it all. That's the only thing that makes sense. And even if he didn't, we're going to take it as an opportunity to do so. Absolutely. Yeah, I don't know. Ultimately, it was pretty exciting for me. I found it fun. And I thought it was funny. But even if it was mean, it like...

gave me some uh i don't know excitement i say i just the inner like otherwise things become well i got another thing the inner 12 year old came out of me and i was just oh my god why was i so stoked that we have unlimited golf balls yeah i know i don't even know how to text back in the group chat i'm buying a new driver everyone else is like oh what's happening mike everyone's like what is going on like who would do this do you think they're mad like what and then mike just responds

I'm going to buy a new driver today. It's a sign. Yeah, I was excited. So speaking of people leaving us gifts at our shop, when we came back from Hay Days, so there was a cassette tape taped to our door. Well, that was to the door. I thought someone gave it to us at the Hay Days. I did too. No, cassette tape taped to our door. So they came while we were gone, taped it. I'm like, what the fuck?

What the frick? I tried playing it, but I couldn't find any. No, it's on there. You probably have to rewind it. You have to rewind it because I played it through. I'm just saying, like, I don't know what we have. Well, let me tell you the story because I did. So we got back from Hay Days. It was late, right? It was dark. And I'm like, what the heck? Why is this a cassette tape tape? Yeah, it's kind of creepy, and it's taped to the door, and it just says, Seaboys TV mixtape tape.

No, I'm just... Believe me, when I listen to it, you should listen. If you're thinking it was Ryan, you would really laugh when you hear it because I would literally be in tears watching Ryan sing this in person. It's live? So that's like... It's not songs uploaded onto it. It is a guy singing. So he made a song. He made two songs for us. First off,

This guy needs, we should like at least try to help fund him because if you're an artist and you're putting your new hit single on a cassette tape, what the fuck are you doing, dude? It's 2022. He might just have a different market, CJ. No one uses cassette tapes. Cars don't even come with that shit anymore. So I had to look around, keep in mind it's dark, and now I'm like, okay, this is kind of creepy, and I'm looking around the parking lot. I'm like, what do we have that could play cassette? And I'm like, the Ranger. The Ranger.

It's like tucked back in the trees, like where it gets like real dark. I'm like walking across the parking lot now holding this cassette tape with the cassette. And I'm like looking around because, because I'm like, what the fuck? This is so like, it was just weird. Super weird. And I'm like, is this guy in the trees watching me?

Probably was. Probably jerking off. Well, exactly. Who fucking knows? Seeing a man handle a cassette like that. Well, you don't know, dude. There's a lot of creeps out there. There's a lot of creeps out there. So I go and I get in the Ranger, fucking close the door, lock that shit. I'm like, well, imagine someone opening the door. So I turn the car on, put the cassette in, obviously, so I can play it and start playing the song.

And it's like a song talking about all of us. Like, it has like a moment for Ryan. It has a moment about Ken. It has a moment about Ben. It says something about Evan's ego. It does? Yeah, it says, Evan's head getting too big. What?

Okay. No, I'm just making that up. But that's exactly how the song sounds. The way it sounds like. I'm going to order a cassette player so we can listen to it. Dude, or is it like that bad? I'm not. If you don't want to give him a plug, that's fine. I just want everyone to hear it. I think it has a label that's copywriting it. Dude, I don't know. I think it was a nice gift, but.

still whack it's fucked don't come to our shop yeah it was creepy to me more so it would have been less creepy if it was even like a CD like

But like the cassette tape really was like, I was like, who does this? I think the one I cassette, yo. And it was a full grown man that was singing it. And like, the one upside that he has is that we're talking about it because honestly, simply because it's on a cassette tape. No, it was just different. I'd never had that happen. We've had a lot of things, kind of weird things happen at the shop, but never that. And I, I, I think what was really creepy is I didn't know what was going to be on this cassette tape.

I didn't know if it was some kind of hit piece on us. I didn't know if it was going to be something really fucked up. I didn't know what I was going to get. And it ended up just being a guy singing a song. But I wonder if we can get it and play a small blip. I think we could probably play a small blip.

over this right here maybe is that mean i don't i'm not saying in a mean way i guess that is hold on you guys will have to just listen to it yeah we'll go listen to it after this and we're gonna we're gonna record it just from the car i guess because i don't really know exactly how else we would get a cassette onto the podcast um

So we'll just record it with like a voice memo or something and then put it in. Maybe we'll even film our reaction. Yeah, we'll just all pile up in the ranger. So that'll be at the end of the podcast. I just don't want it to be like a making fun kind of thing because no matter where you're starting in your singing career or whatever, you know, I respect it. You got to start somewhere and it's all up from there, you know. So Seaboyz TV mixtape. This is such a podcast exclusive. Pretty cool. Design way better than obviously...

a CD or an iPod or an iPhone. ♪ When I wake up in the morning my day is motivated ♪ ♪ I drive to get my plans done ♪ ♪ By the time I hit the kitchen I've made my decision ♪ ♪ Today is going to be only fun ♪ ♪ My plans out the window just chilling with the cold ♪ ♪ And now kicking up my feet in the sun ♪ ♪ Boys over rowdy ideas now the YouTube ♪ ♪ How does it feel to be irresistible ♪ Irresistible. ♪ How does it feel to be so free ♪

How do we live? Wild is the vibe here. Living in the C-Boys TV. Woo! That's kind of fire. You see Jared and all his words. The new cat barely survives today. Ken. Called Nova, maybe he will cry. Somebody mine with the Mopar cool bars and DJs. Can't find Micah, that's because he's sleeping. He is still not awake. How does it feel? Irresistible. How does it feel?

To be so free. Wild as the vine.

See boys TV I like it dude You know what? It's less creepy when I'm not in the back of the woods listening to this by myself at night I like it Yeah this is actually pretty good The second time through was good Alright what's the next one? Irresistible Dude this is gas we should use it in a video If you can get it in mp3 version I could've fuckin put it on mp3 I could've

Wild is the vibe here. That's the what? Livin' easy. Seaports TV. Alright, next song. Here we go, guys. So that was How Does It Feel. This next one is Life Wide Open. Ooh, plays guitar. Life wide open in the moment. Dedicated trucks are rollin'. Loud pipes, cars, bikes, long nights.

This is actually fire

This is fire. This is action fire.

I like it. This is good. This is a good little vibe.

I take back everything I said. This shit's lit. Good job. How do you even record onto a cassette tape these days? Anyways, back to the podcast. As that one dude from Fitment Industries once told us. You gotta start somewhere.

But, yeah, it does... Man, really took... That's a good inside joke there. Ryan had a good point, though. Could it be the golf ball bandit? Mad that we didn't... That's... No, it was my point. That was my point that I mentioned earlier. I said...

Oh, did you say that too? I said that earlier when I was... It just came out through my mouth. If the golf ball bandit brought that mixtape... I said that off of the podcast. If he brought that mixtape, he has to be the most intricate, oddly thinking pranker ever. That's where I was like, two weird things. These are both relatively at the top tier of our strange interactions here. And they've happened very close to each other. Maybe he's mad because he thought I give him this cassette tape.

They're going to bring it to freaking Little Wayne's Young Money Records. Get them a record label. That dude's got way too much confidence in our connections. He's going to blow up quick. And he's like, what the fuck's taking so long? It's been a week. I'm going to go and kind of like the mob does, you know, you go ruffle up some feathers over at the place to get some shit going. So he's like, let's go dump some golf balls.

Possibly they're two the same or they're two different. Dude, what is he planning next? We need to get Russ in here. I hope nothing, dude. But yeah, we're going to have to get some security. We need Russ, bro. Freaking Russ from heydays. From heydays, dude. Let's pop a picture up of this kid. He's the best. I miss Russ. I freaking love that kid. He's awesome. I followed him on Instagram because he kept saying like, I'll be your security. I'm like, dude, you're probably like 12. But you know what?

Sure. We got to start somewhere. That's not what he was saying originally. He wanted to be our security, bro. No, he wanted to be a part of the group at any cost. At any cost, and he wanted to know, one, how much it would cost to be a part of the group. He was trying to pay. Yeah. He was trying to pay originally. Fuck, we got to pay Evan. We were like, what the fuck is this, Evan? I said, I'm like, sorry, Russ, it doesn't quite work like that. And he goes, how'd Evan get in? Ha ha ha.

I'm like, well, I mean, he didn't pay. But yeah, he had a good point. And then he was like, well, I'll do anything. Anything you guys need.

And then I think we were like, well, we could use security here at Hayden's. And he took that job serious. Maybe you could just, you know, make sure people aren't. I think Mark was maybe like, make sure people aren't touching the Lambo. And then Russ goes over there. He had like a reflective vest on. He must have been working there or a volunteer or something. And people were listening to what he had to say. Yeah, he'd be standing there and then people would like get close or like take a picture with it. And Russ would go back up.

I said, you're our security guard now. And it does kind of sound like he goes, I'm your bodyguard. I'll tackle anyone. And I was like, whoa, whoa. Yeah, he would. Why don't you just keep an eye on the Lambo and the C-Motor? Yeah, just keep people off. And then he immediately starts, all right, you can't take a look, but just back up. We put Russ over there. He's standing outside our shop, and the golf ball bandit shows up. We have Russ wearing a security guard uniform.

costume or uniform. It'd be his uniform. Uniform, sorry. In the golf cart. It might be a costume if he's you. That's cool. Russ would be, he is actually an awesome security guard and he's only going to get better as he grows older. This is true. This is going to be like a moment in his life when he's like,

From here on out, he's like, I'm going to be security when I grow up. I've had people tell me that I'm going to be an awesome security guard. Dude, he's going to be Post Malone's bodyguard one day. Did you guys see what happened to Post Malone? Bro, he was up on stage doing some show and there was a hole and he didn't see it and he fucking fell into it.

And like hurt himself Like really bad He broke his ribs And like It was like awkward He had to end the show Yeah like the music's playing He's like going He's like being all Friendly with the crowd Fucking steps off this thing Just goes Bam Like hits his ribs On the other side of it And then he's like Up on there like Like literally Yeah Like fucking screaming He's like

As I'm sure it hurt really bad. And people are just sitting there like fucking filming them on TikTok. Dude, I bet that was traumatic for the people in the front though. They were like, what did we just witness? Well, yeah. And then the music was still playing. I was like, this motherfucker's lip-syncing. And then they cut that shit. Yeah, it was the backtrack, whatever. But they cut that and then...

That makes sense. He wasn't lip-syncing. He just had the song playing lightly in the background, so it was a backtrack. But yeah, then they had to cut the whole show. Dude, shout out Posty. He needed Russ there. Dude, I don't know. Russ would have caught him, dude. Russ would have had his fucking back. He'd been up on stage like Post Malone's trying to touch people's hands and get the crowd going. Russ was like, back up, back up, back up. He's the best, dude. Best security guard. We put him out there with a paintball gun.

He just starts pegging every car that comes by. Yeah, they're just driving to work down the road. Yeah, Ryan, so are you off the caffeine now or what's going on? Because you wouldn't even drink an Arnold Palmer. This can of Arnold Palmer was in the fridge over there and Ryan was like, oh, I can't drink that. It might have caffeine in it. Yeah, what's the deal? Basically, I was feeling sick all the time because all I would do, I would get here at 8.30, 9.00,

drink a coffee on the way in, have that for about three hours and go, hmm, I'm thirsty. And then I would crack a clutch, drink a clutch, and I'd go, that was good. And then at about three, I'd have a Mountain Dew. And it was just like all day, I was just hammering my body with caffeine and I was only getting more tired. It was at like three o'clock, I could hardly stay awake. Yeah, and I'm like, what the heck? I had 2,000 milligrams of caffeine this morning. How could I be tired? If you have too much caffeine, it can make you feel like,

like shit dude yeah because i remember when i was in high school some like older kids that were in the weight room were like oh you don't use pre-workout you got to try this and i think they were punking me because they gave me like the most insane pre-workout and i'm pretty sure the dude put like two scoops in because i think i know we put two scoops in and the one dude that was like first all in on the prank and i was like oh you're doing two and he's like yeah yeah he's got it i drank that shit dude i felt like something was wrong with me like i had to like lay down or what

I felt just super sick, like I was going to throw up, like all this. And I didn't drink coffee or, like, really any caffeine besides for pop back then. So, like... But, yeah. Which I think... It would make you feel like shit. That and there's such a thing as an extreme amount, an extreme intake at one time. That'll definitely make you... And then you're talking like you got...

You're just over time, you're like... Just always having it. Always caffeinating. I just felt like shit. I have that same problem though. It's like if I feel slightly tired, I'm like, oh, I better have more caffeine. And then I'm like, oh, I better have... I keep thinking like if I have more caffeine, it'll bring my mood up and my excitement and my energy. So I keep thinking like, oh, I better just drink more. And I think it ultimately makes me feel shittier or like in slightly kind of a trance if I put too much into my body. Yeah, you almost just feel like...

Yeah, it's just weird. I felt like I never woke up during the day. I just felt like I was... You probably got a reset, dude. So that's why I did it. I...

Cold, no caffeine starting this morning. And God damn, did it do sound good today. It was like 2 o'clock and I was like, oh. To me, there's difference than like sodas and energy drinks and coffee. I know, I probably don't have to go cold turkey. But because I don't, also I don't perceive you. I don't think you do because I don't see you going, I can drink Mountain Dew. So that's going to be my caffeine intake. Yeah, and then just slamming 40 Dews a day. I hate to say it, dude, but I don't know if drinking a Mountain Dew will make you feel better. Okay.

No, it just tastes good. I think it will maybe temporarily make you feel better. Like sometimes I'll be craving a pop, which typically that happens if I drink pop. Once I start drinking pop, it makes you crave another pop. Exactly. I think it's the sugar, but. Okay. Update to the mixtape that was left on our door. Which door was it left on? The middle one. Okay. Is the guy? This is fucking weird. This guy comes in with a scooter, a legitimate scooter. What? Moped man. Nope, not moped man. It's a blue one. Okay.

Wait, like, okay, let's put this up on the screen. We just have breaking news, guys. We have breaking news. Download it. The cassette guy is not the golf ball guy. Guys, I'm not kidding you. There's a lot of, and I think, you know, that was a really, that guy was doing just a nice gesture. I thought that was cool. They wrote a song on us. But there's just a lot of interesting stuff that seems to happen around here. Evan, are you ever scared at night? He's like, not until now that I say that. There's a lot of cars that just.

Yeah, I think people think it's some kind of tourist spot. I'm like, bro, get out of here. I mean, this is true. Well, I'm glad he did this during the day. It'd be even scarier if he did it at night. See, you can see the ranger tucked way the fuck back there. Oh, that's where that was. Got a helmet on. What in the world? I'm not going to lie, it's a sick scooter. Dude, this guy's old. He's older. Full screen it. You guys, I can't wait for you to listen. Well, I guess in this point in the podcast, you would already have your reaction to how it sounded.

Dude, you can tell this cassette was important to him because he kept it in the back of his pack. Yeah, not in his pocket. Tapes it to the door. Okay. And he just drives in circles. That was like a decoy. It's just to confuse us. Dragging knee. He's maybe just saying, hey, if you need a new R6 crotch rocket guy, I can be your guy.

I can't wait till we get our new security cams. I'll be able to zoom right in on that motherfucker. Not that he's a motherfucker, but any of you motherfuckers. Like, Ev, you picking your nose out there or something? I'll see it. Ev? Jerking off in the bushes. I'm not jerking off in the bushes.

All right. Yeah, no, I do feel you, though, on that caffeine thing, Ryan. Yeah. I'm hoping it makes me feel better. I know I could probably go really extreme and do, like, fucking no gluten, no caffeine, no all these bad things. Yeah, you don't want to do that. But there's just absolutely no way I can do it. So I'm going to try caffeine and see if I get a little bit of natural energy back. And I think you will. As far as...

you are cold turkey and if you're going no caffeine, but you can't do, you're like, let's say, okay, the same day I'm going to start like working out no caffeine and then like, let's say also no gluten. Then you almost like don't realize you're like, fuck all this. Well, maybe that too. It's too difficult. It's like too much at once or yeah, I'm sure you'll be feeling really good, but you don't know how good I guess each one makes you feel. Yeah. Yeah. I don't know.

But, and then, so I was going to grab an Arnie Palmer today and then CJ was like, those have caffeine in it. And I was like, really? And then we looked it up and it's very minimal, but I just, I did it for the. I wasn't saying like you can have that. I was just saying you were telling me literally a minute before that, Hey, I'm done drinking caffeine. I've done the whole day without caffeine. And then you went to grab that. I was like, you know, those have caffeine. I was like, I didn't care if you drank it, but you know, I was just telling you those have caffeine in it.

I have drank like a half gallon orange juice today though. That's a lot of orange juice. Dude, it's sugar I think is what really ultimately makes you feel like shit. Fuck, there's got to be a ton of sugar in that. Once you start eating sugar, it's like very addictive is what I find. And typically I eat pretty clean. Like I don't drink a whole lot of pop.

And I don't eat candy. That's what I mean by I eat pretty clean. I at least avoid that kind of stuff. But let's say I go and get Sour Patch Kids one day and I eat them. I'm like, wow, those are kind of good. But I felt like shit after I ate them. But then the next day I might see them. I'm like, get Sour Patch Kids again. Like you kind of cross your mind. Like it starts getting. And same with pop. Like I picked up like some just root beer to have at the house just for something else to drink.

Other than beer and water. Yeah, exactly. That's what I was thinking. But then I started drinking that and then I was like, oh, I should pick up some Mountain Dew, put it at the shop. Like you start craving it and you start drinking them more often. Whereas like we've had Mountain Dew in our fridge because Ryan drinks them and Evan drinks them a lot. And I'd never even crossed my mind. But once you have one, I feel like you got to like, it kind of hooks you. Oh, definitely. Once you start leisurely drinking sodas. Yeah. Well, they say also sugar is like highly addictive. I think it's one of the more addictive things.

And just from my experience, no doctor, I seem to feel shitty if I have a lot of sugar. Like, I could fucking be drinking beers and, as our grandpa says, Ben, drinking a beer is better for you than a pop. He's told me that since I was a kid, so I've just stayed to that. You know? He has said that, yeah. And he's extremely healthy? Yeah. How old is he? 82. Yeah, and he's out here doing whatever he wants. Good for him. But, yeah, yeah.

That's my piece on it. I'm going on 12 hours awake, and I can feel a caffeine headache coming on, though. That's going to be a thing. I just feel like I have a headache. But good news, I'm going to Zarbis and I'm going to get a margarita. Yeah. So we got the Vikes playing tonight, boys. Monday Night Football. So we got to watch that. Wait, I did have something else to say about the Vikes, too. This is just a random thought that I had. They're 1-0. They're 1-0. Sorry, your baby. And I hate to just interrupt, because obviously the game now has played. But hopefully they won. Yep.

But, yeah, like, they won. They played against the Packers. We always love that game. They won by, like, 14 points or something. 20, whatever. Like, it was a... You kind of blew them out a little bit. And everyone was just stoked. Like, beat them by a decent amount. This year's the year. And I'm like, whoa, slow down, slow down. Yeah, a lot of people are, like, we're talking Super Bowl and shit. I'm like, bro, we won two of the games. We won... Like, listen, I walked the Super Bowl just as bad as anyone. I know. But...

we got to take this one game at a time type of thing. Right. I'd be lying. Even if I wasn't like that, I'm like, this could be our year. We won one game. So this would apply to us. Um, I know the Browns never win. Uh,

We've never won the Super Bowl. The Vikings have never won it. A lot of the people around here kind of are in their feng shui. A lot of people really like to drink. I mean, they enjoy the games and stuff. But there's not a whole lot else to offer sometimes. There's country folk out here, and there's a lot of older gentlemen around here that have watched the Vikings since they were a little kid. Like my grandpa, he doesn't live around here, but both sides of my grandparents, they had watched every Sunday or whenever the Vikings were playing. You would watch, and they'd watch for...

30-some years. 30, 40 years, you know, and they've never won. So I was going to say, like, if the Vikings or a team that has never won won the Super Bowl, like, the mental health of all the guys that watch or girls that watch would, like...

like genuinely increase. You're right. They perform better at work. They, I think like there would be many full grown men that would just, yeah, they would be so happy. Like here's another standpoint on that. Um,

So I used to be – I would watch every Vikings game. I haven't – I've slightly fallen out. I watch them whenever I can. But, like, back growing up and in, like, high school especially, even college for my one year or whatever it was. But isn't it weird how we care so much about something that we're not even involved in? I'm also in this category. But it's like I'm not on the team. I don't benefit anything from them winning. But I'm, like –

mad if they lose happy if they win like you're so involved extra mad if they lose to a rival team yeah yeah but i guess now i think about it it makes sense because it's just something to be involved in and be into and it's super fun to watch dude yeah it's crazy how much sports you flick emotion yeah and like yeah i've said that about my friends a lot of my college friends are

into sports and they follow every game and they've got multiple TVs in their apartments and they are so pissed when they lose and happy when they win. I'm like, why do you guys care about something so much? You have no involvement in and no control over no matter how much you're cheering on. They aren't going to win, but now they started sports betting and,

And now I understand. Yeah, I mean, if you got money on the line. And now those guys are fucking, they're making money. Dude, I'm like, how much are you guys betting? And some are like, oh, I bet, you know, $10 or $50 a week or something like that. Like, you know, pretty reserved amounts. Like, yeah, they get the fun out of it, but it's not dangerous. And some of them are betting like a couple hundreds of dollars a game. Yeah, and I'm like...

You making money, though? And they're like, yeah, I win most times, except when I lose. Maybe this could be our side hustle that actually works. At least for me and Ben. Playing football. We've been trying to figure out another way to make money.

Because we can't seem to do it in any other way. Dude, if I start investing or if I start gambling in teams. Oh my God, dude. You should just start betting on every team other than the Vikings. So whenever the Vikings are playing a team, Ben bets on them. They lose. Ben loses. The rest of us win. And the Vikes fucking win the Super Bowl. You guys can fund me. 2023 champs. I can fund you. No way. One of you guys can fund me.

I guess I'd chip in for the greater cause. But then I feel like we're losing too. So then maybe like, it wouldn't be as, I don't know. No, no, no, no, no. I feel like it's something about your money being invested. I a hundred percent agree. And I know that's exactly how it would go. And next thing you know, I would check ESPN for once in my lifetime and my face would be plastered all over it. The worst sports veteran in history. So maybe not value Ben so much. You're like, listen, you want to win?

Bring this guy in and have him bet on the other team. Bro, they'd be bringing me into the Super Bowl. They'd put me in like a pent suite. Like each team's trying to buy you. For like just extreme amounts of money. We will give you a million.

million dollars. All you have to do is just invest $100,000 of it. Betting against. That's why I wanted the amount of money. But we should have you bet against the Vikes for a game. Maybe tonight. I don't know how it is to set up. Let's just see how it goes. We'll do it for a video. Let's just go find someone in the bar. I don't think you should bet against us. No, you should just bet on like an app, but I like that too. We'll do it for the... Oh, I can't? I know a couple bookies though. Yeah, that's what I thought.

That's what I thought. I've never used them. Yeah. I know. But no, I don't even know what that means. You should bet. You need a bookie in order to like, a bookie is the person who places the bet. You and I take a, you and I bet. In Minnesota? Yeah. It's super illegal. Like being a bookie is not a legal activity. Oh, they make tons of money doing it. Cause they commissioned, you know, what did they go across the border? Where's the legal? Uh, I, they use like a VPN and posted on some, I don't really know how it works. So, Oh my God. Um,

like a bookie is basically just like a drug dealer. No. Kind of. Like they are taking the risk for you because technically we're a drug dealer. But a drug dealer is not taking the risk. Yeah, he's the one selling it. He's going to profit from it. Because we're obtaining a bet that we should not have. Yeah, and it kind of just falls back on the bookie.

I don't know. I guess it's a way to bet more. It's just a way to gamble. It's just a way to bet, yeah. It's a way to get involved in gambling because if we tried betting on a UFC fight and you're in Minnesota, it won't work. And, like, I've even tried downloading... Well, in my... Theoretically, I've tried downloading, like, VPNs. And that's why CJ uses Johnsonville Brought VPN. Hypothetically, I've tried downloading VPNs to see if I could bet on some fights, but it still doesn't work. So if we want to...

Yeah, and I was just like, whatever. I don't care. I'll just bet against whatever people are around me. Theoretically. Hypothetically. Hypothetically. But we should go to Vegas and bet. Tonight? Yeah. Okay, let's do it. Let's go. See ya. We're hitting it. We're going to go listen to that mixtape. Anyways, this was a really good podcast. Thank you, guys. Subscribe, like, and we will see you next week. See ya.

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