How I broke my $140,000 Tesla In One Day 01:30:53

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Subscribe. Felt like that needed to be said. And it needs to be done. There we go. If you're listening or watching, you need to be subscribed. All right. I hate to hop on this train so late. So early.

Sorry. I was like, it's pretty early. You only introed and now we're on our first topic. So you're hopping on the train. He's getting on. Yeah. I was going to tell you're late to getting on this train. What train? I don't know. Don't take it so literal, Mike. Um, it's too early to piss me off in this podcast. It is too early. That's what I thought. All right. Anyway, hopping on this train late. Shut up, Mike. The Andrew Tate train.

I think we might be the last podcast on the entire platform to not talk about him yet. But I have a funny story. And I felt like everyone was talking about him. And what more value add could we have to it? But my dad pulls through. Is Jason a top G, a high value man? Yeah. The other day, my dad comes up to me.

He's like, hey, I got a really good podcast you should listen to. I'm like, okay. He loves podcasts. He listens to podcasts more than anyone I ever know, except for he doesn't finish them because he'll start it and fall asleep. He's probably already sleeping listening to this podcast right now. So I go, okay, what's it about? And he goes, this guy...

I think he's the creator of the fans only thing with the women and just makes a shitload of money. And he's like super into Bitcoin because there's like a Bitcoin podcast and he's

More like financial versus everything else Andrew Tate's about. But knowing the guy and listening to the guy, I'm sure he was just saying the most out-of-pocket shit, even on a finance podcast, right? Women should not hold Bitcoin. They will lose their wallet keys. All this shit, right? And so I'm like, the founder of...

of uh fans are you talking about only fans yeah yeah this guy um super worldly he's like got all these different citizenships and and things like bitcoins the future i go you're talking about andrew tate and he's like yeah that's him and i'm like what do you think of him because he's so polarizing right and he goes i thought he had a lot of great points i was like what podcast did you listen to him on and he told me like the like the finance podcast and i was like

What else did he say on it? He was like, oh, he started, he said a lot of out-of-pocket shit. As always. But as for the Bitcoin side of things, I thought it was super interesting. And he was like, yeah, I think he's got a great point. You know, he's got all these citizenships and he's bouncing all over. I'm like, dad, I think he has all these citizenships because he's like evading like going to prison in a bunch of different countries. Literally, dude. I was going to say, I can't believe you described Andrew Tate as worldly. Yeah.

The dude is pretty worldly. He's like an American citizen. But, yeah. Yeah, he was born in America, but he lives in Romania, and he's doing all these different things. But if you ask a bunch of different people, I think it's because he's avoiding going to prison in certain places. Then again...

I could be totally wrong. I have no idea. So where did he get that accent? That's the other thing. It's just he has a weird accent that I've never heard anyone have ever. I think that's like what happens when you have like such an opinion on the most outlandish shit.

You just start speaking that way. Like, you form your own accent. That could be. Aren't you, like, a major Andrew Tate fan? Before he was getting so criticized, you said, I think he's so smart and has all these good points.

And I agree completely with everything he does and says. CJ's like, you heard that in your dreams. No, I think he makes a lot of great points, but I think dude is a clown. Yeah, 100%. Like, just watch this, like, CoffeeZilla video, Zilla video, whatever. He outs him for his classic, like, get rich quick scheme, which so many people have done. And get rich quick scheme usually just involves getting more people in to teach other people to get rich quick, blah, blah, blah. But he is 100%

And some 101,000 monthly subscribers, right? At the time that he made this video, which was a long ago. And it's $50 a month. Oh, he made it a month ago? Do the math. Bro, I bet he's up way more now. No, that just was his recent, his last month had 101,000 subscribers. Yeah, I think he was bringing in like $50 a month. That's $5 million. Yeah, $5 million a month just off of that. Like what a joke. Dude's making cash.

He's making cash. No doubt about that. It's just funny because it's like he goes through the class and he's like, yep, this is just like any other one. They're basically him and his brother will get on there and like clown you if you unsubscribe from this monthly subscription. Oh, wow. No joke. Yep. You're basically in jail. So you're in jail. You're going to be if you try to resubscribe, we're not going to show you the information that you missed. And they're just just like it's just the wackest thing. I can't believe people sign up for it.

But nonetheless, polarizing and entertaining. The dude is one of the most entertaining people in current events right now. He is. I feel like when you're listening to him, it's like listening to a really drunk guy at the bar. He's like, say drunk guy at the bar is just spewing off about something. And you're like, all right, man, yeah, I kind of agree. And then he'll hit one thing that is just completely false or not true at all.

or like out of line and you go, eh, okay. But you keep listening more and he goes, oh yeah, yeah, okay, I guess we're not totally wrong about whatever you're spewing on about and then I'll say another thing and you're just like, ugh. Or he'll say something really out of pocket like that and then say something that's really obvious and I,

I don't know. Like, oh, no, but I think women should still, like, I believe in love and a relationship and all this. And then, okay, yeah. And then it, like, drags you back in and then says something out of pocket again. Ryan, you must really hate the guy because you seem to not like people with, like, strong opinions. What? That's a little broad. Didn't you say, like, opinions mean nothing? I...

Could have. I say a lot of things, but we, I don't know. Bring me back to this moment of what you're trying to say before I say no. I just feel like you don't like people that are like strongly opinionated on certain things.

I guess I don't like assholes. Yeah, but like more... Normally because people that are super strongly opinionated on one subject are wrong. Okay, exactly. That's my point. You don't like people that are strongly opinionated or feel strongly about a certain subject. Or I don't like people that are wrong? Like, okay, let's go... I mean, wrong in your opinion. Yeah.

No. I mean, no. Why are they wrong then? Let's say Buddy really loves Chevy. Okay? He's just a fucking Chevy guy. And I don't dislike him for liking Chevy, because I do, but...

If he goes on and then he starts being like, Chevy is factually the best truck ever made on the planet. I'll be like, no, that's not true. And then I was kind of like, all right, this guy is clowning. Okay. I'm trying to get what you're. That's like what Andrew Tate would do. Like he would be, he would say like all these different.

that might not be like facts, but in his opinion, facts. And you would say, those aren't facts. You're wrong. Right. Because he is wrong. I'm saying that I don't like when people are so delusional that they think they are right about everything. Right. I,

And I don't know what we're getting. Like, clearly, I don't think Ryan would like entertain. Yeah, no, I don't think he would be homies. No, okay. So what is your opinion on him then? I think he makes a lot of great points, but I think he's kind of a clown. Like, I try to look at people like him like he's just an entertainer. He's just entertaining. He goes on the Nelk Boys podcast. It's entertaining. They love him. They love when he clowns on Stiney. Like, they just love all of it. I'm like, this is entertaining. No more, no less. Okay.

Like, the dude isn't, like, a mentor. I would never look up to a guy as a mentor. He's got a massive cult following. He does. I'm sure we'll get shit on for even saying that. So does Danny Duncan, and I don't look up to him as a mentor. Obviously, he's not trying to be a mentor, but, like, cult following, for sure. I don't know, man. The way that he, like, persuades people into thinking that he's, like... It's crazy. He is the top G. Like, he is God, like, in these people's eyes. Like, they are, like, delusional. He's, like, creating...

People that Ryan would just despise. I'm a little confused where this is coming from. I'm down for an explanation. I'm just confused at where this is coming from. I think the people he creates are just going to be a large group of idiots. That's what I mean. He might have like semi-decent, large fans. He might have semi-decent ways of going about it, but he will just create a bunch of assholes underneath him.

that have no moral compass or no compass at all in it. And they just will just start to think they're right about everything and just go off and be douchebags. I don't know why you're looking at me and laughing. Yeah, I don't know. And I'm so confused. I agree.

Well, we kind of got our point across. I'm surprised that CJ doesn't have more to say about him. For right when he started popping off, I thought you would be in love with him. You thought I would like him? I did. I genuinely did. Yeah, like all the things he says about women. What? No, that's not particularly why. But yeah, I thought you'd be very enthralled with him.

Andrew Tate, but I was wrong. I was wrong. Honestly, I had a hard time paying attention to the network podcast with him. I just thought it was kind of boring. I didn't even watch it. I,

I don't know. I guess I can appreciate someone who's standing their ground when everyone's going against them. But otherwise, I just thought, and I agree with Ryan, he had a couple pretty decent points that we were like, okay, that's basic logic. Or a point he would say shit, and I was just like, dude, you just lost everything that you were just saying. I don't know. I think that he's just a clown, like you guys were saying. Yeah.

Obviously, he's done really well for himself, but it seems like he's just scammed a bunch of people out of money. The people that look up to him are just, like, loser wannabe versions of him. Like, they're never ever going to actually make a shit ton of money following his advice. Right. Or, like, be what they want to be. Like, they're just...

What I worry about is that, aka all the people he's trying to mentor, the followers, they're like, what if they turn into an exact version of him? No possible way. No, but I'm saying copy everything he says as far as mindset, his persona, without the money and the clout. That's bad, dude. People are just going to be assholes.

Yeah, the world would be a very, very bad place. Can you imagine the guy working at the gas station has that persona and that fucking attitude? You'd just be like, dude, every person you ran into would be so frustrating. I know. I'm trying to get you to say that, though. How much you hate... Whatever. Never mind. Where's it for?

Big Ken's Barbecue and Foot Massage. You are at the right place. My new rear bumper just showed up. Oh, shit. And it's addressed to Big Ken's Barbecue and Foot Massage. No, so they typed in the address and it's a business name here. Right. The business name is Big Ken's Barbecue and Foot Massage because some kid...

Put that in as Google business and Ken can't change it. So the lady calls me because it's, you know, the bumper, it's like a big package, so they need someone to sign for it. And she goes, okay, so will you guys be at your office tomorrow around 12 o'clock? I'm like, yeah, yeah, we'll be there. Someone will be there. Okay, and last question. It's going to...

Big Ken's barbecue and foot massage? Yes, yes, correct. All right. Well, we'll see you tomorrow. The best part about that is that we didn't come up with that. But, yeah, like a kid, I don't know, a fan. That's so funny, dude. I think that's so, like, clean funny, too. It's not derogatory. Like, foot massage and barbecue. You know, just two things that you do with your hands. Ken's barbecue and foot massage.

So they put that in on Google businesses. I don't know how that works because he couldn't have been the only one to do that. I think if it's not claimed. Right. It's too late now, our location. We have to go to a new shop. He pinpointed the shop and then put that in there. Thought it was funny because it is. And then Ken tries to get it removed and get our actual business name on there. Actually, he just tried to get it removed. But I was like, well, you might as well just put C-Boy TV on it. But...

Couldn't do it. Google's like, sorry, this is a business name now. Speaking of Ken, dude's kind of had a rough go around the past two days. Apparently he's sick, bro. Yeah, apparently he's got COVID. He's got COVID. Dude, that's not even real. It's not funny that someone has COVID. But Ken apparently thinks

thinks he has COVID. It's not funny that someone thinks that they have COVID. Ken's not the kind of guy... Ken doesn't really get sick very much, honestly. He does. He's always puffing on other people's vapes. Okay. If something's going around, Ken's getting it. That's how we got it, dude. Yeah. Because he went to WeFest. Every single time. He was probably puffing on vapes with a bunch of people. They didn't have any... Yeah.

Dude, to be honest, though, like, I'll just out myself. Like, I do the same thing, bro. I just think he's got a weak immune system or something. I don't know. I feel like when Ken gets sick, it's only for, like, a day or two. Like, that dude pops right up. That's true. He always gets sick first, though. Yeah, whenever Ken gets sick, he pulls out quick. He's, like, bedridden for two days, and then he's back. But he'll be, like, sitting there laying in bed, like, drinking a beer and shit. Like, I can't do that. And he's still puffing on vape shit. Dude, I see him all the time. Hey, hold up, boy. Hold up. Wait, wait, wait.

Has anyone verified that Ken's actually sick, or do you think that he just wanted to take a half day yesterday and then just skip today? He's pretty mad because, obviously, he got a brand new Tesla. We coerced, well, more so Ben coerced him, and Ryan. I'll say Ben and Ryan. Coerced him into towing my wakeboard boat, which is...

Roughly, let's just say 7 to 7,500 pounds. Dry. Dry weight. It probably was around 8,000 pounds, this boat. It's like a 24-foot wakeboard boat. It's heavy. And Ken's Tesla has a towing capacity of 3,500 pounds. And a tongue weight capacity of 500 pounds.

Like 500 pounds on... I have no idea how that thing didn't break. I thought the trailer was going to snap, fall off, just hit, and the bottom part was going to be all scuffed. I just figured at the worst, we'd just have to buy a new trailer. Right. You guys were... Something worse even happened. It just stopped working. Ken's Tesla, it looked great on video. The next day, he drives it to work. Everything's fine. He comes in my office. My Tesla won't move. I'm trying to drive it, but it's broken. It's coming up with all these error messages. I'm like...

what? And he's like, yeah, he's kind of like, I called them. They're going to come pick it up. And then he dipped out of there and Ben and I were editing. So we didn't have time to like soup, go down and film it. And until the very end, uh, we had finished the video and the guy came to pick it up and gave like, I'm really glad we got that. Cause it, it tied it all back in the video. Make way more sense. And, uh, but yeah, basically is brand new Tesla model X plaid.

is bricked yeah it's like an iphone dude that got wet like the screen just had air messages all over it the doors were like stuck closed or open you couldn't move it the thing is basically the equivalent of your iphone getting a virus it's like when that thing because the entire thing is just a ball of technology so it's like one thing goes wrong the entire system is like air air air hopefully it's still covered under warranty because like obviously the thing is two days old yeah i know but we like towed a

That shouldn't do anything with it. That's bullshit, dude. That shouldn't do anything with it. But we did tell Ken to keep backing it up into the water and backing it up. It was not. No, it wasn't. I know that. I know it wasn't. But me and Evan were geeking over it. Like, imagine they, like, take it apart, like, when they take an iPhone apart and there's, like, the little red dot. And if that red dot's showing, then the battery's wet. Imagine they have that same thing on the Tesla. So I texted that, and Evan goes...

shouldn't have backed it in the water like so i'm reading this this text while we're eating kind of like not trying to be super indulged in my phone and i'm like looking and then i'm like do they actually think it's water damage like i'm trying to i was like i had to text it out i'm like it's not water damage i promise yeah you said that i'm like it's straight up not i watch it go in the water it dipped it was a last end in the water not even the ass end dude it's just the edge of the bump but he was hot when he backed that

or when he pulled back out of the water because he was just dumping water out. It must have just went into his bumper. You should have seen when he washed. You said I wasn't in the water. He was hot. Next time he washes his car, when he pulled out, it did the same thing. I was like, what the hell is all that? I saw where it was dripping. It was dripping out of the same place. When he washes his car, the same amount of water comes out.

Right. I mean, it's like driving it in the rain. I think basically what happened was he was driving with his big Falcon door back doors open and it was going beep, beep,

beep, beep, beep. And it wouldn't let him drive. And I bet you he drove so far or so long without him with him up that it threw some kind of code or something. And it went into some kind of, I don't know. I just, I think that might've done it. I like your name for that falcon door. Hi, I'm Angie Hicks, co-founder of Angie. And one thing I've learned is that you buy a house, but you make it a home because with every fix,

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It can only have electrical issues. Yeah, that's true. So it's like, where do you even start in a sense? Obviously, you go to the computer and blah, blah, blah. But basically, just the thing wasn't working. Well, what was wrong with it? Don't know. It just wasn't working. I do want to say when it was working, towing the boat, it pulled amazingly. It drove so goddamn good. It drove better than the truck, I think. It had to be.

It has a suspension. Well, it's actually better than the SEMA truck, which you pulled the ball with last time. Dude, when you drive the SEMA truck with it, it's waving all over. But that's like a bad example, obviously. Well, the thing is like a little bowling ball going down the road. It's heavy. It's planted. The thing weighs the same amount as a truck. It drove amazing. Obviously, it's got the power, but...

I was just more so worried about the hitch or the chassis or the drive train, something, but it did so good until the next morning. I was looking, uh, online, uh,

And people would put bike carriers on it, you know? And they'd put, like, say two is the max that you can actually do. And they'd have, like, a four. Two regular bikes? Two regular bikes. But they'd have a four bike rack. Four bike rack on the back of it. And that was overdoing it. And that was overdoing it. So it was going. We did a fucking boat. Wait. Overdoing it to whose standards? By the fact that the hitch went over.

Wait, what? And bent back. What? Four bikes bouncing. But to be fair, they weigh a lot with the rack and stuff like that. The pressure. It's the bouncing. It's the bouncing. But still, the boat was bouncing around. We were doing launches with that thing. All I'm saying is when you look it up, Tesla Model X bike.

Bike hitch issues. And there's pictures all over of Tesla's fucking off in Glacier National Park with bike racks hanging off the back of them because their freaking bike racks ripped it off the back. I thought it was so funny when Ken pulls out his little box and I go, is that the tow package? That's the...

$5,000 upgrade tow package and it's in like a little box and Ken's like, yeah, do not get your greasy hands on it. You had to pay extra for that? I think so, yeah. I was up in my office listening to you guys basically over an extended period of time convince Ken to do this. We showed the camera. The camera saw about

two hours of it. We cut it down to two minutes of it. Well, there was another two hours before the camera even came out of just trying to convince him to do it. And finally, he just did it. But he was like saying that he was getting jammed. So he was like, it won't work. It won't work. I got under there and just

shoved it as hard as I could. I was like, no, it's not an answer here, Ken. We're towing CJ's boat and one of them is breaking. I have no skin in the game. I don't care at all. I was watching that back and I was like, whoa, that's how... I didn't know how it looked. I thought you just took the cover off and the hitch was there, but no, it like...

If you watch the video, it plugs up into it. It's like a 90. How the fuck does that work? How did that work? It's like a butt plug hit, dude. Is it being held in position by the three balls? I think so. That is insane. So that's why when you were editing that and I was watching it back, when I saw that part, I'm like, okay, this is a little more impressive. Extremely impressive. The way it was, yeah, it's like taking just an angle and go, okay, that's good. We can pull. Dude, he could have sent that thing off into the fucking ditch.

That would have been great. The turtle thing didn't really get shown on video. I felt like you can't show us running a turtle over. I do. It was dead already. Yeah, I know, but people don't take that very lightly. They're already eliminating straws because of it. Like, we fucking hit that thing, and, like, on camera, it's like Ken goes, oh, and he goes...

And then he just steers right into it and just runs it over in line with his left tires. And it's like, and then we go, Ken just hit a turtle. What's up with Ken hitting things in, in like high pressure situations, like at the Cletus race, when he panicked and he ran over the barrel and then it got stuck. All the deer he's hit. He's really bad under pressure actually. But the funny thing was, is we were behind the boat.

driving down the highway and you can't see Ken's Tesla. You can only see the boat and the boat just goes left, right, left, right. Starts wagging and we're in the back. We're like, Oh fuck. The boat's going to the ditch. It was next to a, it was next to two ponds. It would have gone in the pond. Perfect.

Yeah, first he just drives off. You know like those videos when people load the skid steer too far back and it starts death wobbling and it rips the truck off and like the whole works. I thought that was happening. Same. And then we call and it's like...

run out underneath it in a million pieces for the record it did not run well dead turtle yeah but yeah no he got like uh no more talk about the turtle after this but he got like turtle remnants on the side of his car and yeah i splattered the boat and yeah it was all the work we've done to make snapping turtles

friends right i know it was huge it was it had to been a really old so that's why i i realized i was like dude ken i cannot believe you hit that with your with your tire your wheel and like you said he's not good under like one time granted i had like shitty coil overs and really low profile tires but i had a dead raccoon with my subaru and it dented the rim and then ken was like he literally i was just like how did you not dent your rim and he was just like

It's not going to dent the rim. Like, he just was so confident. I was surprised it went as far as it did. I think he thought I was going to say no. And because he kept pushing it off onto me, which didn't get put into the video, but he kept saying, well, CJ, I don't think he wants to do this. I'd be like, dude, what? I'm not going to be the one to fucking hold this back here. And he's like,

So he just did it. Yeah, I was very surprised that it got passed through. He came into my office. I should have put the turtle in there. But at the same time, it was just like one of those things. We could do a special cut right here. I don't know. Is it? I just don't know. What are you worried about? Who are you worried about? The people?

People that put the straws. You think they're watching our videos or listening to our podcast? I wasn't sure if YouTube would be mad about it. It's like we kind of made a joke about it, too. It was like we ran over this dead turtle. It's a little gruesome. It would be. I agree with that. It was an accident, but it was dead already. But it just didn't transpond onto the video because we were laughing about it after. It would be a dead turtle. Interesting thing.

Going off of what we talked about snapping turtles, like we post it. Let's say it was alive and say Ken just smothered it, like ran it over, and no one cares because it's a snapping turtle. They're just like, wow, I mean, there's a snapping turtle. Damn near dinosaur. Yeah, take it out.

That's going to be the fucking start to my campaign to make Snapping Turtles friends again. Yeah. Like no one seems to care when they get ran over. It's going to be that video. They're just going to be like, people like Ken need to stop. Oh, like you're campaigning against people like Ken. Yes, exactly. I think Snapping Turtles aren't genetically mean. Right. Ryan doesn't even, he's not even campaigning for Snapping Turtles at this point. He's just campaigning against people that don't like them.

Ken came into my office after he told you, because I can overhear everything. I told him. Every conversation that happens, right? So I hear Ken call out CJ, or not call him out, but he goes, huh, my Tesla's broken now. And I go, oh, no. I was like, okay, hopefully he just leaves and he doesn't drag me into this. And then I hear, walking across. I'm like,

i'm in for it now he comes into my office and i'm sitting there editing i'm like what's up expecting him to be like my tesla is broken because of you you owe me 140 000 and he goes my test was broken and before you could even put it on me i go dude i bet elon was thinking about fucking his assistant and he goes i bet he was

You're like crisis evaded. He thinks there's all the driving batteries. I don't know what the fuck they are. That kind. And then there's a normal car battery. He believes that there's an issue with the normal car battery. Oh, so it still has one. Yeah, it's sending low voltage. And he says that that can cause a host of problems. And that's actually why. Dude, if they get mad about that and try and void his warranty. But okay, imagine a world that they do. I'd be like, we just towed a boat.

With your guys' car for a million people showing how capable this vehicle is and now you're just... The least you could do is... Now you're just voiding the warranty because we did exactly what you said not to do? That's bullshit. I got my TRX warrantied after I lifted it, put bigger tires on it, and then got it stuck bumper deep in a field. Dude, warranties... Okay, not...

manufacturing warranties but second hand third party warranties so are scams let me go into this and save you guys a load of trouble in case any of you are thinking about buying that third party warranty when you buy a used vehicle

don't that's it cody gonna pay off our buddy cody sherbrooke buys it i don't know how much he spent on the warranty yeah i'm so i had bought a warranty for my very first car my subaru and the car itself was like nine grand and i paid another three for the warranty so quite a bit okay yeah quite a bit yeah i feel like i remember him saying that it was like a five thousand dollar warranty or something like that geez for his bmw well then he uh

his BMW motor up, which was under the, the,

warranty brings it to our buddy scott scott gets the motor from the warranty company it's upside down like on top of a crate pallet cracked the top of the head didn't he i don't know different parts of the engine they could have bought a new broken a new crate engine for a thousand or two thousand more but they bought a used engine yeah it wasn't in good shape they're telling scott

what he can charge. And he's like, no, I charge 50 bucks an hour. And they're like, no, you're going to, we're going to pay you 30. And he's like, that's not how this works here. They're like trying to barter with them. Right. They end up sending them a shitty motor. Scott puts it in thinking that it's good. Cause it looks fine on the outside. Well, he kind of knew it was if he tried to get a new one and they wouldn't, they wouldn't give him a new one. They were like, no, that's the motor you're putting in. So you had to replace a few parts on it. Then puts it in. Sorry to interrupt. Just wanted it to be takes for the first drive blows up.

Like right away. Right away. Not on him. Solely on them sending him a bad motor. Right? And now these guys are like, sorry, that's the only motor you're getting to Cody. So now he's out like five grand for the warranty. I think he still had to pay like five grand. Yeah, they said they weren't going to pay the labor to put that motor in.

Dude, it's like such a scam. How can they get away with this? The worst part is that that can genuinely screw a person for kind of multiple years, I'm saying. If he wants to get out of this car and just get back into a car, Cody's just trying to get a dirt bike right now. He doesn't have a dirt bike. He's kind of feeling screwed because he did get screwed. Yeah.

Third-party warranties, moral of the story, yeah. There's got to be so many horror stories, I'd imagine. Ev, have you ever bought one or had any issues with one? No, I've never bought one, but I've heard issues with people buying them. Ev's like, warranty? I don't even have insurance. He's like, I got freaking Slim and who's your other? Squirrel. Squirrel. I got Slim and Squirrel. We'll cut a hole in the box and my freaking chef will be good to go. No coal, though? No.

So anyway, I don't know. In case anybody out there was thinking about it. Don't. Yeah, not worth it. I'd like to take a quick trip to the internet. Oh, I thought you were about to do an ad. I thought you were about to just do a quick ad read. Well, let's rip one. Today's video is sponsored by Seaboys TV. We have merch. We have videos. We ride dirt bikes.

When is the merch shop? That's how Mike describes us. That's how he describes us. Someone at their church when he goes with his mom. So, Seaboys TV. We have merch, we have videos, and we have dirt bikes. The lady goes, okay. That's fun. Merch shop is August 25th. So keep your eyes peeled for that. We got a fun giveaway coming.

That's all I really got to say. Anyway, do we have a fun giveaway going? The podcast listeners are like the most OG. You know, they're like the they're our squad, right? We're trying to figure out where to go with the pit bike giveaways because we've done like what? Twelve of them. Right. We haven't made twelve of them. We just came off of giving away three of them. They're great because anyone can ride a pit bike.

You know, you can be 50, you can be 30, you could be seven. Like, like anyone could ride a pit bike. And that's what's so great about giving them away. It's like, it does not matter who wins them. Also, it really doesn't matter where you live. Like you could ride them in your backyard. It's still a good time. Are people getting sick of them? And like, we shake it up and give away quads or dirt bikes or like something else. Or do we just stick with what works and what people like?

Right. I don't know. Genuine question. And I wouldn't even say are people getting sick of them. That's actually, that is a good question. But it's like, we just want to spice it up sometimes for our sake. Like it would be really cool to give away like a fresh 250. But then again, that 14 year old who's like, mom, can I get entered? She's like, wow, that's a, that's a big dirt, but you know, all kinds of stuff. But yeah.

Yes, I don't know. What do you guys think? Leave a comment down below. I think quad. I'm just surprised. But then when we go like that, dude, I'd love to do like one more quad guy. That's what I was worried about. Yeah. Like, does the world really need that? I mean, it's Sigma and Noah in the back. When we showed your engine on the last podcast, like, Kevin was like, dude, straight up only a quad guy could do this.

I'm like, what does that even mean? We're a special breed. Especially kind of stupid. So would you guys like to go on the trip to the internet with me? Yeah. So Tommy Lee, drummer for Motley Crue, legend, just went ahead and posted just a full frontal dick pic of himself. It's not the first time he exposed himself. What do you mean? Like in the mirror or like down on it? It appears as if he's sitting on the floor.

It's kind of like this, but he's sitting on the floor. There's just dick in it. It's all blurred out, but... Yeah, we're not looking at it. Pretty intentional, yeah. He posted it on Instagram and on Facebook. Facebook, bro? And that didn't get taken down? It got taken down by Instagram, but not by Facebook yet, apparently. Is he taking a shit? That's why I couldn't see if he was on the toilet. No, he's on the floor, dude. Also, dude, he's giving me vibes of like the...

Anyone, chicks or dudes, but chicks who don't want to show their face, so they show this much of it. No one knows...

What Tommy Lee's tattoos or anything looks like. No, I... Wait, doesn't Tommy Lee have a sex tape? No, I'm saying clearly this is Tommy Lee. Also, clearly his dick is on the internet already. Yeah. So my favorite part... Doesn't he also have a massive dick? Yeah. Pretty sure, yeah. So he's probably just like... Well, probably, but if you're also going off of the Tom and Pam and Tommy, that was all prosthetic or whatever you want to call it. Yeah, but I know that wasn't that. He wasn't also acting.

Mike, dude, I have news for you.

in pam and tommy the show that wasn't tommy yeah that was an actor oh yeah i know that yeah yeah that's why they'd use the prosthetic true even if they didn't use a prosthetic that wasn't tommy and penises can't talk dude you're right all right so pam this is my favorite part is those who come out to comment on it pam anderson obviously legendary ex-girlfriend commented oops

And then his current wife responds, oh, my God. So it's like clearly no one knew it was coming. Was it on accident? I don't know. It doesn't really seem like it. Why would you post it on Instagram and Facebook? I don't know. Was it one of those things where they're just linked together? Or did he have to go and do two separate posts? It had to be the link.

But also, can you imagine just accident? He has kids and shit. Like, imagine if you were like... Bro, he's getting in fist fights with his kids. I don't think that's going to be like a deal breaker for them. That's true. I guess I just thought about it. Can you imagine waking up and your dad just posted a full frontal dick pic? And you're just like, gee, dad, come on. Just another day, I'm sure. For them, yeah. Your dad is part of Motley Crue. So, are they... Is that it?

Why did he do it? Oh, he was chilling in a tub. Is there any reason for it, or it was just in the moment? I believe it was just an in-the-moment thing. I want to say it was probably just one of those in-the-moment. I feel like he's hyping up a song or something. Yeah, it's an eye-fuel. Usually people do that when they're trying to create some commotion. Just getting some attention real quick, and then everyone's going to still have an eye on them, and then drop some shit. It's like every time the Kardashians have—

What do you got? Okay. So get this. Evan's like, fuck. The same day or the same week that Kim and Pete broke up, which broke the news, everybody was talking about it. Courtney and Travis had their baby, you know, because Travis cheated on her and had the baby with the other girl. What? No. I did not know that. Not Courtney. No.

No, sorry. Travis Parker. Chloe. Chloe. Sorry. Basketball. Yes, exactly. And Tristan. You think she did that on purpose to redirect the attention? Yes, I believe so. And I don't know, but they always say Chris Jenner's fucking out there always working on something. And so they had to cover it up because it was a big fucking deal. And then what's the big deal? He's cheated on her like 27 times and has kids with a bunch of different women.

Like, the least he could do is pull up. I thought they weren't together anymore. No, they are. Oh. Or put a condom on. Yeah. That guy ain't wrapping up, dude. Not a chance. But he should be. No, no. I know. But, like, a guy like that that's just dogging the entire town, the entire world, dude. I'm getting Snapchat updates all the time because me and Greta. You get Snapchat updates with Tristan Thompson? He's snapping. Hey, Ben. Hey, Tristan. In Arizona right now. About to...

Find some chicks. All right, never mind. I don't know where I was going with that. Angle of him, back shots, and you respond, you should really be wearing a condom. Come on, man. All right, sorry, sorry. Anyway, so you think that was just a cover-up? I think it's a cover-up. Oh. But maybe Pete and Kim were done. No, my take on it was that Kim K wanted to hype up

What the fuck has this show turned into? Sorry, I had to catch myself there. Just basic marketing, man. No, what? For what? The whole thing. No, this Life Wide Open program we have. But also everything. No, I'm saying that I think when Kim K wanted to hype up their new Hulu show, I can't even have this guy. She started dating Pete. She started dating Pete to create more hype. A.K.A. Skeet.

Sorry, I didn't mean to have the flash on. What? Keep going, bro. He's trying to do a little Snapchat promo.

Put the camera on Ben and he shuts down. I'm not trying to be discreet. Clearly, you're putting the camera in my face. How would you feel if I just did? You try and tell a story right now and I'm going to stand. All right. So one time when we were at the dinner table, my mom was telling the story about how, oh, my mom got engaged, by the way. Oh, you are straight up telling it. I feel like this is untasteful. This is very untasteful. All right. Carry on.

No, I mean, is this where we are right now? Because I was going to tell that story, but the vibe was not right. No, I was going to. Coming off of Pete and Skeet and Kian. Before that, dicks. Dude, I feel like the people do not give a shit what we have to say about the Kardashians. That's why I just kept stopping myself. Yeah, I was like, because even I don't ever give a shit. Yeah.

Sorry. Carry on. If you would like to tell a story, you can. If not, we can go a different direction. No, I would. It's funny. But anyway, so my mom got engaged recently, which is exciting. Kind of crazy. Happened fast. Good for her. She's very happy. And she's telling this story about... Actually, he is. His name's Kelly. He's telling the story to the family. We're all there, I think, for my birthday kind of gathering. Did they announce it at your birthday that they were getting engaged? Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah, honestly. Which kind of stole the thunder. The hell? You're pretty fucked up, dude. You're turning 27. I know. Yeah, dude. It was messed up. I'm like, oh, even the cake says congratulations on the engagement? What is this? But he's telling the story. And it was to a surprise? Like you didn't know? Well...

We knew before that, but we all had sat down and I forget if my sister or someone was just like, so like, let's hear the story. Like how'd it go? Nothing crazy. It's not like they went to Niagara Falls or anything, but he's telling the story. I forget, you know, it was a nice day. Maybe they did in a park. I can't even remember because you were so stoned. No,

No. My grandpa is super hard of hearing, so he kind of just chills at the end of the table. You dick. I'm sorry. That was funny. This is a moment for him right now, bro. He's telling the story of his mom getting engaged. No, it was a moment for them. This moment was completely different. But yeah, my grandpa is super hard of hearing, so he sits at the end of the table, and I always feel bad because we have conversations, conversations, conversations. Everything's going on. So at this time...

Someone's telling a pretty important story, but he can't hear it. He doesn't know what's going on. So he is always like he can speak Norwegian like fluently. And he's starting to be like to the point where he can like speak more Norwegian than English in a sense. Like, no, not really. But yeah, like he will. Does that happen in old age? It can. Yeah. Like losing his English. If you're fluent in a certain language and fluent, I'm talking from the like his mom was hardly spoke English in a sense.

And so, anyway, speaks Norwegian all the time. And then, middle of this, not even middle of the story. Hold up. Who does he speak Norwegian to? Sorry to interrupt you. To be honest, not many people anymore. Because to keep a second language, you know, you got to speak it. So he only has a couple of his friends that are still alive that he can speak Norwegian to. He can always call up his...

Homie's in Norway. Sorry, sorry, sorry. Homie's in Norway? Dude, he's got... He's been there like 12 times. It's weird. I feel like a little bit uncultured for not knowing any Norwegian. He'll speak to me and I'm just like... And he does it to everyone. He goes, I don't even know. Ishkan Bob, the B, the Bob. And he goes... And he just sits there and smiles and I go, as always, no idea what he said. He's probably sitting there like you're... Mike, are you such an asshole to them as you are to us?

I'll get to that. Okay. He's worse. No, no, no, no. He physically abuses. But then, so he's telling the story and we're all like literally on the edge. Yeah, physically. I'm sorry. I'm on the edge of my seat as everyone is. And he just goes, you guys want to hear a song in Norwegian?

I haven't sang in a while, but I might remember a few. And we're all kind of like... In the middle of it. In the middle of it. Very heartfelt. He's like, yeah. Then we walked over. We were in the park. Like this and that. You guys want to hear a song in Norwegian? And we're all like... He starts singing.

Were you laughing? Yeah. You had to be. None of us. I mean, trying to hide it, but we're just snickering, laughing. We're like, dude, he's just singing along. And then. Crams, dude. You don't get it. He like stops, but he again had no idea that this story was going on. So we're like, ah, that was great. All of us quickly back to the.

He starts up again with the story. It's going good. And then he's like, I think I know one more. Rips another song. What? And it's just funny because none of us know what he's saying. Just no music in the background. Yeah, I mean, just in a different language, singing a folk Norwegian song. And then at the second one, we're like, he finally gets close to the end of the story. And then he's just like, I don't know what else he said. But he's like, yeah, those are the only songs I know, but...

I'm still surprised I remember them. And we're like, yeah, yeah, yeah. But yeah, there might be one more that I know. He had no idea what he was just there. Right. Like no idea. That's the, the sad part is like, he's just, he can't hear. So he had no idea what was going on, but like to, to go one past that where you're like, are you as big of a dick? It's me trying to now understand like memory loss. This is another part of it. You know, he's,

tells me all this stuff and it's like stuff I've heard many times and then there's a few times that I've heard like so he's got his new Subaru he got this new Subaru Forester and it's like all he really has to talk about and he'll ask me like I've driven it with him I've seen it many times he's given me a tour of it three times and he goes you seen our new car yet it's green Subaru you seen that and I'm like and then I I'm not a dick and

Not a dick about it, but I'm just like, yeah, yeah, yeah, grandpa. Yep, I've seen it many times. Driven it with you, actually. And he's just kind of like, oh, yeah, yeah. And he's not all bummed out about it, but that's something that I need to cope with and understand. Someone forgetting, you kind of just have to act like it's your first time hearing it and that's it.

So, like, that's been a really interesting thing. We just moved them into, like, a nursing home. Nursing home? I don't know if it... There's a difference between assisted living and a nursing home, but... The thing about nursing homes is... So, I haven't had, like, any grandparents, but, like, with Greta's, like, we'd gone there a couple times. And it's, like, honestly really sad to see that, like, that's kind of where you, like, end your life.

Right. I don't know. Maybe it's not the case for all. I actually thought that too up until they were in an apartment and they're like chilling, but they're not able to take care of themselves. So then they go into assisted living and they're like, this is so much better. I'm like, okay.

Thank you for being stoked about it because it is sad. Yeah. Well, and a lot of people, when they get old like that, they don't want to be there either. Right. So if they're willing to be there. It's just like a family is like, I can't just babysit you all day. And then it's like a safety hazard to them too if they literally can't take care of themselves. But yeah, it is wild that you kind of like start your life

Like being taken care of and then you end your life being taken care of. But like, I think there's so many, I guess it is kind of hard when you get to that age, but there's so many people that are just like, take me out back before you put me at a nursing home. That's what my grandma said. She said, I'm not going out of the house unless I'm going out for you first. Huh?

Is she? Yeah. She's in a nursing home right now. Oh, that's good. But you know what's funny to me? It's like college, dude. There's bold ladies. Yeah. They're walking around. There's fucking events. You look at the calendar. There's events all day. They've got wine at eight. They do legit shit. They've got a party. Yeah. They've got non-alcoholic wine for people who can't mix it with the medicine. They've got, uh,

Alcoholic wine for those who aren't on medicines. But there's so many levels of it. There's the poor ladies that can't walk, can't talk, can't do anything. Then there's the ones that are walking around and go, you look like you need a quilt. I'll knit you a quilt for five bucks and we could go down to the hair salon that's in here. Or you want to meet at the cafeteria? It's crazy. Honestly, yeah, no kidding. Do you think nursing homes have pimps? Jesus Christ. What the fuck?

I don't know. Like prostitutes? I am going to go with no, they don't fuck.

It is common that there's a lot of... Do you think that there's an old guy that's like, hey... Just balling. He's got like six girls. Yeah. And he's giving them out? That's horrendous. Maybe pimp was the wrong... Yeah, definitely. ...wrong... Like top G. Yeah, like do you think that there's... Yeah, yeah, yeah. Pimp was definitely the wrong term for it. Yeah, do you know what a pimp is? Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like hoeing out girls. But, okay. Do you think that there's guys that are just there just like... Slaying. Oh, 100%. Okay. Dude, that's a common thing. There's so many STDs going around in... Is there actually...

How common is that? It's very common. Evan knows. Look it up. It's very common. Dude, because, I mean, they're all... I guess STDs don't go anywhere. They're just fucking spewing, dude. Dude, shut the fuck up. We have grandparents in nursing homes. Hold up. Your grandpa, right? You think your grandpa's slaying?

Well, no. He's married to Linda, though. But there's widows there, you know? Right. Just take this lightly. I guess, you know how this is a really bummer thing when the significant other passes away, finally goes home to be with God or whoever, finally passes away, then the other...

the other remaining spouse in the relationship doesn't seem to last long. Yeah, it's very common. Very common, yeah. They could last a little longer if they had a little fun towards the end. Jesus Christ. I thought you were about to do a Bluetooth ad read right there. No, no, no. God forbid any of our grandparents pass, but could you imagine you sit them down and you go, all right, grandpa, grandma's gone. You need to get back out there.

I've set up a date with you with Nancy down the hall, and I've heard people say that, yeah, she might be everybody's first hit when everybody gets here, but you know what? It'll get you back on your feet. And you just look at her and go, what? It's like a base hit, Grandpa. It's like a base hit. She might be everybody's first hit when you're here.

Can you imagine him having that rap about you? At the nursing home. Someone's just talking shit about your grandma. She's the fucking... She's the town bump. She's the nursing home bike. Glad as she's always hanging out at the cafeteria waiting for... Yeah. She's always hanging around the cafeteria. Just...

I like the idea of making a nursing home not sound like it's the worst end of the world type thing. Well, you think that way about a lot of things, though. But yeah, I agree. I mean, it is about perspective. But fuck that. I'm not going into one of them. Even though it sounds great. I'm not going into one. No way. CJ! CJ!

CJ is going to be fully functioning and he's going to be Mark and Tit are going to be in a nursing home and be like, boys, we are cleaning up in here. And CJ is like 50 and he's like,

Fuck it. Dude, I got to get in there. I got to get in there. He's paying his own way. He checks himself in and out. He moves himself in there. I come and go as I please. No, I would not. I would not do that. I was obviously joking about the great part. But, dude, if I was on the line of starting to have to go to a nursing home, I would just partake in the most...

life-risking activities because you either die or you pull it off and you're fucking a legend like they'd be like jesus did you see when cj jumped like 20 school buses at age 67 and

Or hopefully older than that. Yeah, a little older. Holy fuck, he did it. And if he did, they're like... He just retired from working and he's so bored. Well, hold up. All right. I'm going to jump 17 school buses. I'm going to retirement home. Keep in mind, the average age of death in the United States is still like 75.

Yeah. So that's not like, that's the other crazy thing. And I was like stoked to see like my grandparents are much past that. Stoked for that. But like 75, that's not that old. I think it's the young people that throw it off. Oh, it's a, oh.

Oh. Yeah, I mean. Okay, that makes a lot more sense, actually. Yeah, dude. Me and CJ's Grandpa Ron, he's 81. Is he really? Yeah, and we're going to take him. Okay, never mind. I was jumping way too early. I'll be like 85. I'll be 85 jumping the school bus. We're taking Grandpa Ron reckless golfing with us when we go.

Yeah, I don't know if he has too much respect for the golf course. We're not giving him a choice. Yeah, you're right. We'll just give him a couple beers. We'll give him liquor now. Hey, he already committed to going golfing with us. We never specified what else we were going to be doing while we're golfing. We started running golf carts off the ledge.

He's going to be like, Jesus, you guys are nuts. You guys are nuts. But he also might love it because you can't tell me that you've never wanted to do that as a golfer. Like just hoon out on a golf cart. Yeah. You know, we're going to be at his country club. I got something funny to show you guys. I don't know. Hopefully I can. Hopefully I can show this. But hopefully. God damn. You guys are going to laugh your ass off. Look at this. This is what Ben Shane sent me.

From over at the mansion down the road, he manages the lawn. Look at this. One of his workers fucking drove the riding lawnmower into the pond, bro. What? Yeah.

I was like, how do you even do that, bro? And he was like, I don't know how he did it. Kind of speechless right now because I don't know how you do that. I'd assume... What, he's don't out? I'd assume what he did is he also suffers from the same thing that Ken suffers from, is losing complete cognitive ability to...

Like, comprehend your situation and know what's going on as soon as shit goes a little south. How does it go south on a lawnmower? So, this is what I'd imagine. Six miles an hour. This is what I'd imagine. So, he's ripping lines. He's probably going back and forth. Not that kind. The mowing kind. Right, right, right, right. And... He's trying to put her in reverse, Terry. Throws, you know, throws the arm over the shoulder. Looks back. Ooh.

hits the go forward instead of the go backwards, was probably already looking backwards, went forward, saw that he was going forwards, and it's like the grass is right up to the rock ledge. I used to rip lines there too.

mowing lines. It's the last job I ever had. I think he hit the go forwards instead of backwards because they're right next to each other. And what, he held it for 10 seconds? No, I think he suffers from the same thing that Ken does where you panic under pressure. Even if you dump it, you just hold it. You lose complete control of your body. And he whiskey throttled it straight into the pond because he was right at the end. Whoa!

Even if you burped it in the rocks and then slammed reverse, like that mower's not going to be like sweet. It's a fucking riding lawnmower. It's not like you burp it and you pop a wheelie and you tear off. I guarantee that. He just blurped the throttle a little too hard. What else would happen? What other position could you put yourself in to end up in that pond? So you know how those suckers have cruise control? He was drunk. That's what I was thinking. They don't have cruise control like that. They don't have the stick on the side like ours does? Maybe he was sick of that lawnmower. I thought maybe he had that on and he was running along and he fell asleep.

Fell asleep? I don't know, dude. You're mowing lawns three times a week. I would be so fucking rattled if I put a lawnmower in there and I was working there. What the fuck am I doing? What if we put our own lawnmower in that pond? I wouldn't be that surprised. It could happen if Evan was driving. Evan's always driving a lawnmower. See?

CJ's just out for blood today. He's just firing. Dude, could you imagine how embarrassing it was to crawl out of that pond all dyed blue like a fucking smurf? Imagine trying to tell them, I put the lawnmower in the pond. The lawnmower's in the pond. You'd be like, what? The what is in the pond? The lawnmower. You would be thinking it's stuck on the side or something. Full on. Yeah, dude, I always love seeing just...

How embarrassing a worker can embarrass themselves. So like our buddy makes you feel better about someone. Our buddy Trent, uh, he, they run him and his dad and his brother run a cow farm, a pretty big one. And he's going to be in the retirement home soon.

Trent. Yeah, he's old as fuck. Two people that understand that joke. Like, they have workers. Well, no, I'm just saying, like, they have workers that do dumb stuff. Yeah, most... And, like, he sends us Snapchats of it, and it's so entertaining. And one of it is just like, hey...

Check this out. One of our workers ran the tractor into the train today. Into a moving train. Yeah, and the front of the tractor is gone. And the front tractor just wiped itself off. And it's like... It hit a fucking train? I think a train hit him. I think more along the lines of a train hit him. You know what the most fucked up thing is?

That's not the first train tractor accident they've had. No. Yeah, it's the second. So it's just one of those, like, how do you even begin to explain that? Yo, wipe the front end of the tractor off, hit the local train. I've had that happen where I fucked up. Nice. You hit a train? No, no, just like at work. When I used to work at Quartz Plus, I worked at his gym. What was your biggest mess up there? I can't remember. I'm sure I had quite a few, but one that sticks out to me.

Person came in. It was this guy and this girl. And the girl was like crying. And this guy would always buy a guest pass. Like instead of just getting a membership. So I just assumed he probably didn't have... He just couldn't commit the money or whatever. And the girl's like crying. And he's just like... He's like...

Two guest passes, please. They walk up and she's crying. I'm just like, it's uncomfortable. Obviously, there's something going on here. I'm just like, yeah, yeah. I take the money or whatever. You're normally supposed to sign your name and all this stuff so that way when you go in, you're liable and accounted for and whatever.

I didn't have him sign it because I just didn't have the heart to be like, yeah, fill this form out, both of you. And I'd only worked there for like a couple months. They go in, end up stealing a bunch of shit out of the lockers. And you were already lit. And then they, I was like relatively new. And they go and wash the cameras back. They're like, that's the person who stole all the stuff. And they go, perfect. They came in at this time. CJ, you checked them in. They go and look at the book. Did they sign in? And I'm like, oh.

Everyone turns and looks at me. Fucking everyone, dude. Everyone. Unbelievable. I felt bad. This one lady that was above me by a little ways literally turned. It was like joking but also not. She was like, it's your fault or something like that. Straight up was like, you. I remember just standing there like,

Fuck. You guys don't pay me enough for this shit. I get paid $9 an hour, I think. That's pretty good. I bumped a 10. Yeah, after a couple years. Yeah, I felt pretty bad about that one. And the worst part was that some of the stuff I got stolen was my girlfriend at the time. She had a nice coat, her purse...

glasses, some cars. Damn, so you were in the doghouse on all sides. No, she was nice. She understood. No control over that, honestly. Yeah, but anyways, fuck. Dude, one of my biggest fric-ups when I was detailing cars was like... Dude, I got another one. I just wanted to know what you guys' biggest fric-ups at work were. Where you have to report to someone and you're just like...

But in mine was, it happened quick. The discipline was quick, but I just, we have to jump cars all the time when I was detailing cars. And I just, just didn't get the red and the black right. And it started on fire. Oh,

We put it out right away, but it like sparks, sparks, sparks. You started someone's car on fire? And then the battery started on fire. Like some part of plastic or like the foam part under the hood started on fire. We put it out right away. What did you put it out with? A fire extinguisher? No, I mean just wet rags. Okay. You started peeing on it. We got it out right away, but it's like they're just like if it wouldn't have started on fire, they would have been like, dude.

Don't make that mistake again. But then since it did start on fire, it's like there's money on the line potentially. And they're just like, you know, you just don't get it. Red on red. Black on black. So dumb, dude. It is pretty dumb. In their defense, that is so stupid. But it wasn't. It's stupid. But also it's like a common mistake, like a 50-50 chance. I'm not the first one to put red on black and black on red. I'm not the first one. And I definitely won't be the last.

Fair enough. It is cool. You got to learn some way. Might be someone else's car. If you want me to pounce on you the next time you make an idiot mistake, I will. I got a good story, too, about fucking up. You got to tell your two guys' cards. How the fuck did you know I was going to tell that story? Because by far your biggest... You flooded the basement of the blanket...

The Blinkin' Mansion. The Beep It Mansion. Okay, so funny enough. Why have I not heard this? Because you're embarrassed. You didn't tell anyone. So funny enough. I haven't heard this either. I don't remember telling anyone, so I'm surprised that Ryan knew that. Yeah, because you were fucking embarrassed.

All right, so... That's your problem, dude. Okay, so that same place that CJ just showed, the tractor in the pond. This just gets fucked. Dumbass workers. They need to hire some better help. So I worked there when I was like 17, and every day there's like 10 fountains around the entire property.

And so every day, the first thing you do, it's the morning routine is you go into the basement of the main house mansion and you change the filters out for the fountains, right? And you just clean them. And then, so you have to turn off two knobs. So it stops the water and then you clean the filters and you turn the knobs back on. I think I turned one knob or neither knob. So it backed up somewhere. Okay.

And long story short, the entire basement flooded. How much water? They didn't know that until like... So I think there had to have been like a backup somewhere that took like 12 hours. So it was a Thursday. I'm gone on Friday. I didn't... I was out for the day. And so...

They show up and see the entire basement flooded. And yeah, they figured out that it was like me from the day before. And honestly, I showed up on Monday and they just kind of mentioned it in passing. Like, hey, basement was flooded.

Um, you. And since you, they, and I was like, I was like, I was like, what do you mean the basement was flooded? Like, why don't you still have a job? It must not have been that bad. Like you guys would have called me if, if it was that bad. Don't show up. Yeah. And, um,

Honestly, it wasn't that bad because like the entire basement on a mansion is basically industrial. And so I think they take into account that you're going to have absolute idiots working, working it. So they like dummy proof it, which is nice. So they basically just went in with a squeegee and they just squeegee the entire basement out and the entire basement of like a 10,000 square foot house. Massive, massive water was in there.

I don't know if it was like standing water or what, but they said it like flooded like the entire basement.

wow holy balls yeah but i never like like that's the thing um about that kid putting the the tractor in the pond like that shit just like happens and i guarantee bj is just like you're a fucking idiot dude that's what he told me but he was like all right let's uh thanks back to work yeah back to work like what are you gonna what are you gonna do fire him and then you're out i'm sure the owner of the mansion would have uh

Different words. It's not his money, the guy that's telling you. He's not paying for it. He's just like, yeah. Yeah, but when you're that much of a baller, though, too, it's like you have employees. The dude's probably got thousands of employees. He's probably got so many employees making mistakes. It's just making mistakes. It's just kind of how it is. When you're older, I guess you probably get it. Maybe not, though. Maybe not. When I worked for Dave...

It was the complete opposite. I messed up one time. I worked there for four years. I messed up one time. I didn't hook a trailer correctly. I was pulling it uphill. Trailer popped off.

I was going backwards with a skid steer. Trailer popped off the skid steer ball hitch. Starts tearing down this hill. And it's a skid steer trailer. It's a massive trailer. Heavy, heavy trailer, right? And this thing is tearing down the hill. So you got Dave's hangar on the left. Trailer's going. Barely misses the hangar. Nice. I'm like, okay.

Next problem. Big dumpster on the right. Hits the dumpster, plows the dumpster to the edge of that. Then it kind of bounces off the dumpster, and then it starts going down a huge hill. Meanwhile, I'm chasing this thing in the skid steer. Like...

Like as fast as I physically can hitting every button. I had a Ken moment there. I straight up Ken to myself. I'm hitting buckets or I'm hitting buttons. I detach the attachment on the skid steer and I run it over. And then what you run it over. I run it over. And when I did that, it cracked two lines on the skid steer because I was hung up on it. And I was just like, go run it down.

And finally, this trailer goes down this massive hill, misses two semis parked there, probably missed them by like two feet. Nice. And then it just careens into like five skid steer buckets and it didn't do anything to the trailer and it didn't do anything to the buckets and it missed all these different things along the way. I'm like, oh my gosh, please nothing be wrong because I'm never going to tell anyone about this because I'm so fucked if something is broken, right?

I'm like, this could be so bad. I'm like looking. Semi's okay. Skid steer buckets, trailers, okay. Hanger, airplane, fuel tank, all okay. And then I'm looking at the skid steer. I'm like, what the... What's this pile of hydraulic fluid doing underneath it? And I'm like...

Now I have to tell them what happened. Oh. And tell them. And then. No one saw it. I guarantee Dave wouldn't have done this, but Al, the guy that was kind of in charge of me, took the skid steer hydraulic lines out of my paycheck and I was getting paid 11 bucks an hour. Oh.

How much did that cost? I don't know. Maybe a couple hundred bucks. But still, I was just like... Damn, dude. What the fuck? Yeah. I doubt Dave would have done that, but he was just more of a hard-o. Yeah. But I was just so happy. I was so happy. It could have been so bad. Imagine if it would have sent through a building. Yeah. A building. It would have gone through it. Yeah. It would have been so bad. It would have been so, so incredibly bad. It hits the whole side and the whole thing falls on an airplane. Dude, it could have been so bad. Yeah. Yeah.

I guess I didn't really have that. Those are pretty good ones. Those are all pretty significant fuck-up boys. Fuck-ups boys. One time when I was working at a car wash... Working at the car wash. I'm not going to say at what dealership they'd bring in nice cars or whatever. I'm in high school.

I hop in this older, I think it was a Land Rover or some kind of cruiser thing, off-road, 90s vehicle. I'm like, this is pretty cool. It's nice. This guy takes really good care of it. I'm going through, and I'm an idiot, so I'm not thinking. I go, I'm going to listen to some music as I'm sending it through this thing. It's like a wash thing. Like a car wash? Yeah, a car wash. There we go. But it had the fucking...

You know, like the little swoopers. Oh, a touch car wash. Yeah, touch car wash. And I hit the radio button, and all of a sudden I see an antenna coming up. As I'm in the freaking thing, swooping back and forth, antenna just gets kicked. I'm freaking hitting it. Won't come up, won't go down, won't go down. It just ends up going up, and I'm just sitting there, and it just gets wrecked. It's all mangled, bent up. I go pulling out of the car wash.

And I pull it out, and the guy is right there. No! He didn't watch. And he goes...

Immediately goes to the antenna. The antenna. It wasn't bent. I just got it fixed. I just got the antenna fixed. So he's definitely looking. I don't remember what I did. I was just like, dude, I'm sorry. And he was being a dick. He was all mad at me. I'm like, dude, I'm sorry. Like, let's go talk to whoever and they'll get you taken care of. The worst thing that ever happened was I was with, I was pulling out of this other little bay thing and I was in a really nice office.

Audi, Audi Q8. You know, like the... You've never figured that out, have you? I never did. Audi. Is it Audi? Yeah. But it's whatever you want. You just got to stick to your... Audi Q8. Okay. Supercharged, super nice, brand new. They were working on this construction stuff and there was like this... There was like this fucking like copper...

Post thing that was sitting in the dirt. Dude, you're doing a lot of hand movements. You're not used to this much range of motion. Anyways, I don't know why, but for some reason the door was still open and I was just going to pull it through and there's normally enough room and it fucking ran the white, the copper wire off the fucking door and scuffed up the side of this thing.

And I pull out. This is why you can't trust dealerships. I'll never bring a car there. This is why you can't pull out. Dude, I pull out. I'm like, holy fuck. I just fucked up so bad. My heart sunk. And I go and tell, like, the manager. I'm like, dude, I just fucked up. I just fucked. He comes over. He's looking at it. He's like, and, like, the people come up. It's like this nice family. And he just goes, don't say anything. And just, hey, let me help you get in the car. Yeah.

They leave. Sent him off with it, and he knew. I knew. I felt terrible. I went home that night. I felt all bad, but, I mean, what the fuck? Do you feel any better getting that a little bit off your chest? I mean, I told my dad and my parents. They're like, well, I don't know what else to tell you, man. But, yeah, I felt really bad. But I'm sure maybe, you know, they, I mean, fuck, your car gets more fucked up going to the dealership than it does when you had it. Yeah.

Well, when I brought my Corvette in last year, I had just put on a front lip, front splitter, and I bring it to the Corvette dealership. And you would think that they had a little, just a couple more brain cells than the rest. No. Not the Corvette dealership. It's just the Chevrolet dealership, but they have the Corvette technician take care of it.

Nope, still an idiot. Pulls it onto the alignment rack, doesn't use the lift, and just tears off the front lip. That's what when you were saying, I think last podcast, when you were saying about the Z06 and all this, and you're like, it's dope. You can go to any GM dealership and get it serviced, which is true, but I'm like, eh. Just still idiots. I know. It's like you still got to pick and choose which GM dealership you're bringing your car to.

$100,000 plus. I only trust my GTR at two places. It's the same for you. Like Nissan. You bring it to a Nissan dealership. With my buddy Scott at Red River Motorworks or my buddy Matt at SRD. Right. And neither of them is a Nissan. And neither of them. But they both fucking take care of it. Like they get it. They don't, you know. Just treat it as a race car or whatever. I know it's not going to get messed up.

I just know. That's the thing. No one's going to be leaning on it. They're not going to fucking... Like, I just know it's in good hands. And it probably costs a little more, but...

It's also my buddy's shop, and it's worth it. That's another thing I thought about, like bringing your red Corvette into a normal GM dealership. If I worked there as an average Joe, if I worked there, I'd be stoked. I'd be like, this thing's sick. I'd want to sit in it. I know. I used to work there. I was a dumbass high school kid that ran the doors in the copper. Yeah. I would sit in all of them. When we used to have the dealership that I used to work at, we would have to go get them from the back lot. These were new cars, not owned by anybody but the dealership.

And you would have to go get them. And it would be really cold out in the winter. So you'd get in it and you'd go, man, it's cold in here. How do I get this car to warm up faster? So you'd just rev the piss off. Oh, that is inconsiderate of you. Get the warm up faster. I cannot believe you did that.

And then someone gets this new car, probably just like Ken's Tesla. They were revving the, they're beating the hell out of it before Ken got it. No, these, these were a certified pre-owned, so it's okay. Okay. Yeah. But I did one time. So someone with less money that was getting a used car. Damn bad. You're going to have inevitable problems and no warranty. Pre-owned is just pre-abused. You're kind of odd one out now working at a dealership. Yeah, seriously. I was going to say the, the only other thing, the, uh,

You know, every company with employees has their issues, but we've been so lucky with ours. F, come in here. Come in here. We'll give a special shout out. And the comments have been honestly so heartwarming that you guys welcome him the way that we have. People love you. You're an absolute superstar. I have the only complaint. And like, dude, don't get me wrong. I get it.

Because you're so, so dope. But this guy's head has just gone through the ceiling. What?

Yeah, he is pretty damn cocky. He's so cocky now. Like the humble Ev that we hired on and know and love. Used to know and love. I thought you were going to talk about how he's always breaking shit, but okay. No, no, no. He declined an autograph and a picture today to some really little kid. It was a big thing. He's not responding to anyone but hot moms now. He had his sunglasses on. He was just like...

I don't take pictures right now. And I was like, I'll take one. I'll take one. I took one. Evan was just rolling around with sunglasses on, flat brim like that. I'm surprised you're not wearing your sunglasses right now. This is the first time I've seen your eyes in a while.

Ev the other day. Ev the other day. This is one of the best. This is one of the best things I've actually heard the new Evan say. Ken gets his new Tesla. He's all feeling pretty good about it. Ken's standing in the kitchen. Evan walks in, flat room, sunglasses on. He goes, hey, Ken, why don't you take that fucking minivan to the grocery store and get some food for this place? I think I was on my computer. I shut my computer. And I go...

Did I just... You can take that, Ken? And Ken, I think, drops what he was doing. Jeez. And then he hopped in his little... And he hopped in his minivan. He ran to the grocery store because he knew what was good for him. Evan's calling the shots around here now. I mean, that's a good thing, Evan. Evan's so fucking rattled he can't even speak.

Yeah, you caught me off guard on that one. I thought I was totally going to get scolded for breaking stuff. No, no, no. That's part of your job. That comes with the trade that's basically in your job definition, that employee contract that you signed that you – we won't talk about that. The one I didn't read. Right. I bet your laugh was a little too bold. Now I'm one of the contracts.

There's a couple clauses. I was going to read it, but it was like 10 pages. I said don't worry about it. I said don't worry about it. Especially the fine print. Don't even worry about that, Ev. You think I would take advantage of you and do you dirty? Obviously, you didn't sign the first one, though, right? No, of course not. Oh, yeah, that's good. Yeah, the first one, that would have fucked you.

Yeah, you had a second one in the drawer. I was supposed to decline the first one and be like, all right, here's the real one. All right. Okay, we figured you weren't dumb enough to sign that one. That was a test. That one signed your whole life away. It's worth it. Worth it. Oh, I'm just kidding. You've been actually a really good kid. In the comments, people love you. I'm glad to hear they like it.

What are you talking about? What are you talking about? You're glad they like it. They love the Ev. Dude, these people love the Ev. Hey, you like it? Evan. There we go. Put your sunglasses back on, dude. Yeah, that's much better. Whose are these? Oh, now you're playing stupid. Looks like Ozzy Osbourne. You look like the fucking three-by-mice today.

Sometimes Ken looks like the three blind mice in the circle once. Holy fuck, Ev. Yeah, we got to get Ken a cane. He'll feel his way around. How do we look over here? Cheddar and Ivan. They're fogging up. They're fogging up. Fucking Elton John over here.

Do you get nervous on the podcast? I don't think I do, but then I just lock down and can't talk. So yes, yes, I think I do. It's okay, dude. On my first podcast, I didn't talk the whole time. I just sat here like this. That's true. You did. 41 episodes later, I'm getting better, though. Just nodding. Dude, that's so funny. Ryan didn't say a single word the entire podcast. A single fucking word, no. That's very funny.

And then all the comments are just like, yo, Ryan going to talk then? To be fair, I feel like we were leaving no opportunity for anyone to talk because we were just trying to fill up any kind of blank space. It was like, we got to talk about something. Hey, Ev, I do want to actually ask you, how is being a part of the squad and being here for, what, three months at this point? How is it? Four months. Four months.

It's amazing. I mean, it's fun, like, every day. Like, we're always getting into something, doing a lot of different stuff. I've never spent so much time on the water, which is kind of terrifying. We're going to get you those swimming lessons. We're going to get you those swimming lessons. Yeah, we actually do need to get that. I put that in the employee contract that you didn't read. Yeah, to cover you guys, you should get me swimming lessons.

You get to get faded and ride around on the lawnmower. That is my favorite thing. There is so much grass around here to mow and we're only getting more out on the track. So like, yeah, dude, Evan, you do spend a lot of time mowing. You got to come over to our house and mow. Can I employ you to do that?

I'm going to need a little bonus for that. That's fine. We might be able to work something out. What about the other bonuses we've been getting? He needs a box of teas over there, too. Preferably in the crisper, already cold. Yeah, I'd do that. All right, perfect. So what is your favorite part about just, like, the life change? Like, you just up and quit what you were doing for 10 years.

And now you're doing something completely different, like could not be more polar opposite on so many different fields. But like, I don't know, like how have you taken the change? You've seemed to adopted it extremely well with everything that comes with it. But was it more of like a hit right away?

Where it was just, like, kind of, like, okay, all right, getting into the swing of things? Nah, I don't think I was ever, like, shook or, you know, like, oh, my God, what's going on here? But you guys have been super good. Like, if I need to do something, you tell me. Otherwise, I feel like I can always find something to, like, do.

And then the fact that we have a dirt bike track, like a hundred yards from where I sleep every night, it's pretty amazing. Is that your favorite part? Like just being able to ride dirt bikes and shit? Yeah. Like seven o'clock, you know, starting temperature drops a little bit and just like hop on the bike, ride 20 seconds down the road and go rip motos on a pristine track.

On a freshie Yeah on a brand new bike I don't think It gets any better than that That is true It's pretty ideal It is good to see you Taking advantage of the track Because Well one I can't ride Because I'm not good But Like it's fun to see someone Go out there And enjoy it And really rip it You know Especially in your free time Yeah exactly I can't take you too seriously Over there in your glasses And Ev You have been Keep him on Ev You have been a good mentor To Mike lately

Dude, honestly, you told me I needed to start getting Mike up earlier, but now I've been getting up later. I'm lucky to be going by 9.30, 10 o'clock. When I started, I was up at like 6 o'clock.

I know. I used to walk in the door at like 8.30, Evans up, dressed, ready, like, all right, what are we going to do? And I was like, listen, buddy, go back to bed. Nobody's getting here until 11. It is so funny how quickly you just adopted our schedule. Well, I mean, that is part of it. Like, I might as well sleep in a little later if nothing really gets going until like 9 at the earliest on average. Yeah. I appreciate my sleep. By like 10 a.m., you're breaking into the T's. No, no, no. You got to wait until noon. Get loose.

When did you put that rule in place? Is that new as of, like, right now? You know, whenever I'm thirsty, I think that's when it's tea time. I don't think you can put a time anywhere on that. All right, so, yeah, you are really bad at swimming and just lake sports in general, which...

It was such a blessing to find that you weren't good at something because you're so just naturally talented at basically everything we do that's not involving water. Right. Dude, the lake sports have been a total reality check because even if... Not that much. The buddy's ego is still just...

Like, I don't expect to be, like, super good at it, but I'm fairly coordinated at a lot of things. Like, I can step on a skateboard and just cruise down the driveway. But, like, awake surfing, I can't do that at all. Like, I don't even understand it. To be fair, I don't think that really matters. In what? Matters in what? In general. Nothing fucking matters.

You're right, Ben. Nothing matters. Dude, I told CJ that yesterday. He was bugging out about something in the video, and I said, buddy, this isn't an Emmy-winning movie here. It's just for entertainment purposes. It doesn't have to fucking completely make sense like it was written in scripture somewhere. Thank you. I think the people like that, too. They can see the learning curve throughout the years, like everyone on dirt bikes. Yeah.

Wouldn't be fun if everyone started out as a professional. Like as good as Evan. Dude, is my ego this bad? Where is this all coming from? We actually brought you on here to humble you. Evan, plug your ears. Okay. It's funny because Evan doesn't have an ego, but he's so easy to rattle and make him think that he does. That's why I'm fogging these glasses up. You got me sweating behind here. Like what? Have I really changed this much? I'm just going to go sit and look at myself in the mirror. Bring Nicky in.

And your mom and dad. John! You're a good kid, Evan. Don't lie to me. You just need a little guidance. I don't know where we're going with this. I don't either, but I can't take you too seriously in those glasses. Maybe, Evan, I could, but not you. Why? If you could see yourself, you'd know why. All right, Evan. You want to close it out for us? No. You know what? Actually, thank you. I needed that. I don't know. I got to go shower. I'm sweating.

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