CboysTV on Partying with Billionaires, Wedding Plans, and NEVER Faking Videos 01:12:03

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I'm done for the night. The no helmet thing was for sure a big factor of it. Yeah, you definitely braced for it, though, coming down. You can just see Evan covering up his head as he slides down the other side of the jump on his face. I need my memory jogged here. I was reading through the comments of that, and a bunch of people were like, every time Evan gets on Micah's bike, something bad happens. So I'm like, what? What else? Am I missing something? Like, history? What else happened?

Like, is there any other wrecks you've had on my bikes? Just the snow bike. I guess. Oh, yeah. That doesn't really count. That's just more sinking. I think that's what they were talking about. That was more just sinking into a pond of a pond. That he sunk the bike. But other than that, I was like, Evan hasn't wrecked my bikes. Yo, so can we have Ken sit down for a second? I need to talk to him.

Ken Jammin' Ken Diamond earring Ken Oh yeah yeah Hold up hold up Show those Show those earrings

I don't know if the video is out yet. You guys might see this video. Well, you'll see the video on Thursday. This dude's got some ballin' earrings. Thanks, boys. You're welcome. Yeah, dude. It's what we've been waiting for. The little studs were great. We knew that you would shine quite literally with those earrings. Those hurt taking out. I know, I know. Yeah, Ken, you look proper now. Now you're a baller, dude. Yeah, so we're at the bar last night.

I'm standing there with two drinks in my hands, minding my own business, and one of our friends comes up to us, comes up to me, and gives me a titty twister on my pierced nipple. Ouch. He twisted it? He twisted my nipple piercing. Oh, my gosh. Man, it's a joke. It's a joke. He twisted my nipple piercing, and I'm holding two drinks. I flail. I get, like, my drinks everywhere. I'm like, ah!

What the fuck was that for? He looks at me and he's laughing. That's from Big Ken. No. What do you mean no? That's exactly what he said. And I go, what? And he goes, he told me to go and do that to you. So you listened? I look over and I look over and Ken is there going...

I thought you I didn't even see it and I'm like why the fuck that's not even like that's too far you don't just go and twist somebody's freshly pierced nipple are you gonna let me talk I would love to hear what you have to say

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You can make money from your podcast with no minimum listenership. It's everything you need to make a podcast in one place. Download the free Anchor app or go to anchor.fm to get started. First off, I didn't see it. I didn't see him do anything. And it started off as he walks up to me, gives me a big old titty twister. So you say, go do that to Ben. No, I give him another one back.

And then he's like, oh, who do I get next? And then I was like, oh, just go fucking titty to his bend. That's fucked up. It's a little messed up. You didn't tell him which one not to grab. No, he probably said it's his left one that's pierced. I told him his left one is the pierced one. Oh, okay. Well, maybe the guy then you didn't steer him towards Ben's pierced one. No, he did. Leverage on that. I do have to say I did steer him towards. Leverage. I didn't think he was going to go all full-blown.

It's more so like a little flick. You thought he was going to just go and flick it? Okay, granted, he was very intoxicated. That's my bad for leading him down that path. That wasn't cool, but I did tell you that I was going to get my revenge. I said, I will get my revenge in the next 24 hours, so you better keep both eyes open. Whoa! Holy crap. I didn't know what that was. That thing's sick. It's like...

It's a glass? Shoot this. Dude, that's cool. Holy crap, dude. What is that stuff? I've seen them things on the internet before. It's an Orbea gun, isn't it? Yeah. That's sick. Dude. Why the crap, Ben? Now that you made a mess out of the podcast studio. That thing is sick. Let me see it. Dude, the way you pulled that out was like...

Dude, if that was like an airsoft gun... Imagine if that was an airsoft gun. That would actually not be a joke anymore. The way Ben pulled that out was a little too casual. Dude, it's like, holy frick. Again, I didn't mean to scare you. Sorry. He thought I had one too. That's like some shit out of a movie. Like...

You pulled it out a little too casual. So the reason those Orbeez guns... Where'd you get this? The internet. I'm pretty sure that the Orbeez are supposed to just, like, melt now. Oh, cool. I'm sure they will. Yeah. You want to know what I actually spontaneously ordered off the internet? Let me shoot you, Mike. Sure. It doesn't hurt. Ow! That actually hurts? Whoa! I mean, it hurt a little bit. I wasn't joking. I'm not joking. I won't shoot you in the face. Shoot him in the chest. I don't trust you. Ow! Yeah! Whoa! Holy!

Dude. Holy shit, that actually does hurt. It doesn't look like it. For the record. Ken's got a sweatshirt on, bro. That makes sense. Dude, if you shot someone in the eye with that, that'd actually be bad. Yeah, you don't aim for the face. Don't fuck somebody's day up. That could happen very easily. And Ken's only got one good eye left. So don't do that. You actually want to know what I recently ordered off the internet? It was a drunk purchase. It showed up and I was like, what the frick? And then I remembered.

Oh, yeah. It's like show and tell. Yeah. Very strange. I don't even know if you guys don't think this is funny, but... Can you imagine? All right, don't laugh. I think it would be a lot of fun. Bop it! Hey, I used to rip that game quite a bit when I was younger. I don't know why, but I was just like, Bop it was sick. I bought one. Yeah. Oh, I think I got one in my throat. Oh, I inhaled an Orbeez. Actually? I don't know. There's something. What the fuck?

Yeah, have you ever played a Bop-It before? Honestly, I don't know if I really knew what I was doing when I ordered it. They've really changed it since I was a kid. Yeah, it looks a little bit modernized. Yeah. Oh, because there's different game modes. Here we go, here we go. You're killing it, bro. God damn it.

I don't think Bop It is as lit as it used to be. I'm going to be honest with you. I was a little bit disappointed there. I thought it was going to be something better. What state of mind did you have to think about ordering that? I don't know. I don't know. I was just thinking Bop It is sick, so I ordered one. I love how you ordered spare batteries for it because you need to be logging time on this. Amazon AAA batteries. I honestly have no idea, dude. No, Bop It's a great game, boo.

Do you think we can talk about what we did on Friday night? Or is that our limits? Probably not, no. The concert? Yes. After party? No. God damn it. What happened there? Like, I mean, mostly what Ben and Ken did there. That's not. I don't think you want that out on the internet. Yeah, that's probably right. I felt dumb almost the next day when we went, dude, that after party was like a movie.

Because that's what lots of people say. And then there's the meme about how it was a movie, but you really sat in the corner of the whole party. Did you not remember it? No. You were ham bonied, Mike. You were running around in your underwear and shit. You were wet noodling. What about the part, dude, do you remember when you and Ken kissed? Yeah. And then after I kissed, Ken and I gainered off like the top balcony into the pool. Yeah. Unreal. I was just like totally, you know, blocked that out of my memory. Blocked. Yeah. Yeah.

For sure. Oh, you guys want to know something? How you were like, you're not shadow banned, CJ. I am shadow banned, and Instagram notified me to let me know that I'm shadow banned, and I screenshotted it. Seriously? Yep. I will show you right now. That makes me happy because I was doubting. Your account can't be recommended right now. They gave me a banner and everything. Wow. A little pop-up window. Yep. So I fucking knew it. Well, that's just recommended. You could reach more non-follower. That means I'm shadow banned. Yes. Yes.

No, no, no. I'm saying, I'm saying you still show up on people that follow you. Yeah. That's a shadow band. That's not a shadow band. A shadow band is where you can't be. I'm not going to grow as fast as you guys. So that's bullshit. Review content takedowns. Did they take down any of your stuff? It's because I put up a story post of,

You know how those people DM you and be like, hey, do you want to be my sugar baby? And it's just always some kind of scam. I started trolling them back. That's where it was from? And I basically frustrated this scammer. They were completely flustered. And it was really funny. And you could see it through the message. So I screenshot it and put it on my story. And it got taken down. And I think Instagram took it as like, I'm trying to scam people. So I think that's why I got shadow banned.

And I requested a manual review, so we'll see what happens. But I am currently shadowbanned on Instagram. And I had an inkling about a month ago. And they even said it on this podcast. That's kind of ridiculous, dude. That's bullshit, dude. I'm not getting hardly any followers. And you guys are gaining a frick ton. That is whack.

That they would just be like, oh, it's kind of like a flaw in the algorithm. Yes, that's what it is. It's a flaw in their algorithm, and then they're just like, oh, sorry. That's so wrong. It takes like a human review to get back to like unscrew up your algorithm, and then those people, you don't know whether or not they like actually look into this or they just say, oh, you know, the algorithm's probably right. You know, I'm just going to click confirm. Yeah.

That's a big problem with social media right now, though, is basically just the algorithm and its unpredictability. I don't know. So hopefully we can get it sorted out because... Well, in the meantime, I'm going to take this up as an opportunity to excel. Absolutely. Yeah, you guys are going to catch up probably past me in followers, which is bullshit. Why not? I always found it interesting, too, where we get a lot of our garments from for our merch.

I there's one wholesale website that we had. I had a rep reach out to me and he was like so attentive and he was just asking all these questions. And I've really only made a couple of orders from this website. And he's just like, well, just let me know. And I was like, I don't really know a situation where I will need to call you, but whatever. And yet then you reach over to YouTube or Instagram where we're very apparent and clearly like making them money and in a sense working for them.

There's no such thing. There's no such thing as a YouTube rep or an Instagram rep that really that we can call up and go, hey, what's going on here? Like, clearly they have some power, but yeah, it is kind of bullshit. Honestly, I just I would love to be able to call someone at YouTube and just ask them questions, not even ask them favors, just ask them questions on what we can do to better our our our work with YouTube. This doesn't exist. Never has with us.

Yeah, it is crazy that... How could they be such a massive, massive company and not have something like that in place? Maybe they do and we just don't have it. You can't talk to a single person. A real person, yeah. It's all bots and not like... It's like the same thing with our million play... Yeah. Like we never got our million subscriber plaque because there was some kind of screw up. And we couldn't talk to a real person. Yeah, and I can't even...

We can't even apply for it. They tried saying that we were like stealing content. I think they were taking it as if we were reposting like music videos or something. I don't know what happened, but I don't know. Some whack shit. Yeah. Yeah. That kind of sucks. But I don't really give a crap about our like play button, but still it sucks. Yeah. It sucks. But like you hit a million, they send it to you. And then for some reason there was some mistake and they're just like that. Not you guys.

Who else has that happened to? That has never happened to anyone else. Steve will do it. No. I think he's still got his. So Steve is doing his... I mean, we won't talk too much about it, but he's doing his tour. And he's... I'd consider it a comedy tour. Yeah. Yeah, I think that's what they are. He's coming to Fargo, which is basically the closest city to us. And we're like, oh, if we could just link up with him. Just meet him. Dude's a legend. Yep. That's it. It'd be even cooler to get him on the podcast. Just a legend. Yeah. That would be amazing. Especially because he's got a...

I don't know if I necessarily thought it was going to be super successful, but Steve-O is one of the podcasts I do listen to. I love Steve-O's podcast. I never thought I'd be able to listen to Steve-O and his voice talk for an hour and a half, but it's very easy. Good guests, great, great content. It's been interesting to watch the content shift that he's gone through in the last decade. Yeah, that's for sure.

Dude, he's on top of it. He's probably the most on top of it of any of the jackass members. And now he doesn't have to. And the most relevant, quite frankly. Totally. And now he doesn't have to worry about getting arrested with every other thing he does. Like, now what he's doing is very sustainable. And he doesn't have to worry about breaking the law. I mean, he still does. Or breaking his body, really, too. I mean, other than the hot sauce. I feel like he's done so much crazy shit.

so much i mean you don't i don't feel like that i know that no i know i should rephrase that like he has quite possibly done the most amount of crazy shit i look at steve always like one of the craziest humans on the planet and then craziest goes with a few other ones like you know coolest in a sense but like craziest humans on the planet it's wild and he looks like such a normal dude now you know

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Big Reno, our friend Big Reno on Snapchat. He's my friend too. Yeah. You guys have him on Snapchat. Did you see his Snapchat last night? No. I didn't. I didn't. He was at a Nigerian wedding. Okay. It looked like he was at a strip club. I was straight up in awe watching these stories of a wedding and I go, bro, these weddings are much different than the weddings that I've been to. Oh, I think he took them down. They were throwing money.

throwing ones at the bride dancing in like the middle of the the wedding venue and then after she was done dancing like just like like slow dancing like normal dancing and they were just throwing money and

And then afterwards, they were, like, sweeping up all the ones and, like, counting them and being like, oh, hell yeah. He was like, somebody threw a check, a $250 check on the ground. That was, like, the craziest thing. And they were, like, all dancing. Imagine you go to a strip club and just start writing checks and throwing them. Yeah, normally that wouldn't work like that. Just make it an inconvenience for them. You're like, who do you want me to make this out to? I don't know.

I was always stoked when, I mean, as far as the culture thing for Big Reno goes, his whole family is Nigerian. And their family deals are to the nines. Every member of the family is there, and it's huge, and they're just partaking in every tradition they ever had. And I was really stoked. They look so lit, too. Yeah, yeah. I mean, dude, it's uncomparable to any family reunion we have. Like, it really is. It's not.

It's not comparable at all. Your family reunions aren't like that, Mike? No, no, no. Or your family weddings? No, not at all. Can you imagine Mike and his family throwing ones and dancing like that? Dude, my family weddings are pretty boring. Are they? Not much to them, yeah. Yeah. I mean, most weddings are boring. We talked about that on the last podcast. Unless it's like your close... I mean, if it's my close family, I'm going to have to go there anyway, but...

If it's not your close family or your close friends, you're kind of like... That is tough. What are you going to do to make your wedding not boring, Mike? That's a great question. I don't know. The reception is very important to me.

The location, not so much. It's the people that's there. I feel like the location is kind of important, though. Not to me, but I kind of picture that out of Ken. I feel like Ken's going to have that kind of Hawaii wedding. Yeah, like he's going to make everyone... Ken, are you going to... They have to go somewhere, and then you have to get a certain outfit and stay at this hotel. Ken, are you going to invite us to your wedding? Yeah. What's it like you do it to it?

Yeah. You'll be invited, but you're not going to be in it. The Holiday Inn Express in Fargo. And it's just like, oh, I mean, there's levels to it here. There's a difference. Where would you put? Where would you get married, Ken? I don't know. If you had to right now. You have to let her pick because. No, no, no. You're picking right now. Usually you do. You can never. Ken's going to Bora Bora. Yeah.

Sure. That's better than Hawaii, right? I mean, Mexico. Mexico's sick. I've never been to Hawaii, man. What are you going to do for your wedding, Mike? Ken's going to have a bougie ass wedding. I'm just going to have it like here on the DL Country Club, man. Mike's cheap ass. He's going to have it at the shop. Why not, dude? Good.

Gets married under the sun. Have it at the shop and spend extra money elsewhere. All the groomsmen have to ride their pit bikes in. Mandatory mullets. They're wearing jean jacket suits and pit vipers. It wouldn't be like that. I'm not that redneck. Mike's drinking teas.

Evan gets ordained, so he's like the one doing it. Evan's deaf in one ear, so he can't hear what one person's saying. What? He's like, dude, I'm deaf in this ear. You got to talk to this one. What'd you say? Please repeat after me. Oh, man. That's good. So mess around and maybe have Evan ordain the wedding, but if you guys aren't careful...

Maybe I'll make him the best man. Dude, being the best man is stressful. It's like kind of relief to not be, I feel like, in certain instances, I guess. I think I'd have to agree. I've never been the best man, but when you were the best man for your brother's wedding, it looked so stressful. It was, and I didn't start writing the speech until the morning of. I can't believe you did that, honestly. I was surprised you procrastinated that long. I think the worst, best part about the speech is that it's,

not that big of a deal as in it's not when you were like dude for me it is it's very important if you have a speech and it's not funny and it's also just bad it gets so awkward and you get these sympathy like sympathy sympathy laughs claps and like really nothing worse than a bad wedding speech yeah and it's just awkward for everyone

It is. It really is. And that's just selfish. That's just selfish. Some people aren't cut out for it, though. That's the thing. Yeah, that's true, too. But that's what I'm getting at. It doesn't necessarily have to be a Netflix stand-up, you know? And I thought yours was great. It doesn't have to be the best thing you've ever heard and the hardest you've ever laughed, but it cannot bomb.

So you don't need to spend two months on it. You know what it is though? If you're naturally funny, it's better. You just got to make it funny. You got to make like lighthearted, like kind of jokes about strings a bit about both of them. You got to pull up the heartstrings and it's kind of all just about like timing of what you say.

instead of rushing through it and not letting people laugh too. I wonder if there's a company that helps you write good wedding speeches. Probably, dude. Dude, that's a great business idea. I mean, you can write a good one, but if you don't deliver it. Well, that too. It's a full service. You go to them. You basically explain your life story, their life story, your relationship story.

All those details. And then you sit down and they write something up. You rehearse it. That's what washed up comedians do. And then you knock it out of the park. And it's just the best wedding speech of all time. Standing ovation. They're like, encore, encore. More, more, more. That would be funny. If you were so funny. I didn't plan for more.

And then you do more and you bomb it. They're like, this guy sucks. One time I was at one where the chick was doing for the bridesmaid and it was like, you have the whole attention of 200 people. And she's just like, I'm just going to use random names. So Shelby and I, we met freshman year of college. And it was great. We were roommates and we got coffee every morning together.

and then would talk about her for a minute. And when she met Reed, it was great. She wouldn't shut up about him and loved it, loved it. And they just, I knew it was going to be great. And she would never shut up about him. Like I said, it was, I just knew she couldn't even hang out with me anymore. And everyone's like, yeah, we get it. You guys are good friends. I know. Mike stands up and goes, hey, Shelby, why are you telling us this?

That would be mean, but yeah. I'm just going to get up there and start talking about myself. Imagine. Not even about the groomsmen. That's not what I'm doing. I feel like people would be so confused by the end of it. They would. Ken, I'm going to have you do mine. You're going to be my best man. I got something going on right there. Ken doesn't show up. Ken wouldn't show up. Mike, you're kind of like schoolboy Q here with these bucket hats you've been wearing lately. So we go to this party...

And there was, it was like an invite party and it was like a rock band concert thing, but it's private. And there was a lot of really wealthy people there. And,

And Mike shows up dressed in... I mean, you look great, but you were wearing like a bucket hat. Like a little skateboard kid. Yeah, you were kind of dressed like you are right now. Like right now. But he was wearing like a striped shirt. Yeah. Looked like he just came from the skate park. Baggy, yeah. We're in there. And like, we showed up a little late. And these guys were just... There was quite a bit of people that were pretty loaded. They were bombed. Yeah. Anyways, this really like a very wealthy dude who likes to also party. And also likes...

To look like he was wearing some retro looking shit. I don't know. I think he was dressed up for the occasion. Anyways, he comes walking in and I'm watching. I'm like, man, that's that one dude. Really rich. And he turns around and bumps into Mike and literally goes like this. Looks him up and down. Looks him up and down like that. And he just goes, I want that hat. And then Mike's like, uh...

Okay, yeah, you can have it. And he takes it off his head. He said, how much for the hat? He said, 20 bucks. 20 bucks. I don't know. I should have asked for way more. Anyways, he pulls out just like 100 bucks or a couple hundred bucks. It was just 100 out of his pocket and just slaps Mike in the hand with it and just takes his hat and walks on off. Walks on off, and I watched him as he walked on off thinking that he'd put it on, right? Just hands it to a random person and just keeps walking. Maybe he didn't like Mike wearing the hat.

Hey, I'm going to do you a favor right now. Imagine he just walks over the garbage and throws it away. And just...

And just said, glad I took care of that kid. No, he's just like, you're welcome. I don't want someone at this party wearing a hat like that. I'm going to do you a favor. This thing belongs here. I don't want to look at him. I don't know why I offered him to only buy it for $20, but he goes, and he was like, well, he goes, well, let me give you $40 for it. And I go, yeah, fair, fair, fair, for sure. And it was loud in there. And he opens his wallet. I'm not joking, dude.

At least a grand in hundreds. Only hundreds. So then he goes, oh, I gots a hundred. And I'm like, I see that. I'll take it. He goes, all right, can I get my 60 change? And Mike just walks off. He's like, fuck that guy. And then me knowing I ordered four of these because they were extremely cheap, a lot less than a hundred, I'll tell you that. I go home, put another one on, and everyone goes, thought you sold that last night. I'm like, I did. I had more.

You just made it even better, dude. Schoolboy Mike. But yeah, we saw him later that night and he wasn't even wearing it. So it's like... Dude, when we walked into that party, the first people I saw, like one was a billionaire. The next guy was damn near a billionaire. And then the other one was like, you know, also super, super rich. And I was like, I don't think we should be here. This is not...

I don't think this is for us. We're rolling up in our limo, our shitty-ass limo. That's my favorite part. And then when you had the music time, we were trying to get out, and he was like, Ken, you motherfucker, if you disrespect anyone here, I'll kill you. I was like, okay, that's very aggressive. What does that even mean? I was like, what does that even mean? It was stressful for Ken and I because we were bringing you guys there. Yeah. You were like our plus people. I get that. After seeing the first three people there, I was like,

One, we should not be here. Two, god damn it, we look like such idiots right now. Ben didn't get the invite then? Well, I was just one of you guys plus ones. I don't know if you even got the invite, quite frankly, Mike. We brought you one too. I got it last year, bro. You got the email and the tickets and everything? Nah. Yeah, you came with us. I don't need that shit, man. I mean, they checked it when we got in. Yeah, you do need that shit, man. Nah. Now when you...

Cool as me, man. Hey, I don't need that shit, man. Yeah, you do, man. We're going to pull you out of here with security, man. Man, I don't think you need to do that. I'm chill, bro. Yo, so, okay, at that party, I'm standing there in line waiting for the bathroom, and this kid comes up. He was 25 or so, and he was like, what's up, man? Uh...

One of my buddies paid me 20 bucks to come and take a picture with you and get your autograph. And I don't, I still, and he was super cool. Uh, he actually went to school with CJ and everything. Um, so shout out down if he's listening.

I'm not sure if that was a compliment or meant as like an insult. I don't want to do this, but they're paying me. I'll give you 20 bucks to go and get like a picture and an autograph from him. And I was just like, cool, man. Yeah, let's do it. And he was like, all right, let's hold up the 20. We do that. What? He walks away and I go, why? It makes no sense. Hold up. Were they just fucking with me?

Like if we saw somebody out in public and I go, bro, I'll give you 20 bucks and you go take a picture with that kid. It is. You don't know how to take that. Yeah. Like I woke up the next morning and I was just laying in bed just thinking about it. And I was like playing the night over and I couldn't like just stop thinking about that. And I was like, I don't know whether to be insulted or not. I don't think so. But when you think about it, like kind of out of context, it does seem a little weird. Does it not? Knowing you, you didn't ask why.

Oh, no, I did. I did ask why I go. Why didn't he just come over then? Because they looked he looked like a normal dude, too. And he wasn't even looking at me like as he was. I was like, what? But the kid was like he was he went to school with you and he was a super cool kid. I was just like confused about it. I don't know. I don't know either. So the other day I took myself to.

uh, Evan can big Kev and Tristan junior trapper to turf wars. We went to turf wars and it was great. We haven't, uh, made it there and we didn't make it there last year, but this year Jake had it at a new location and it was good. It was a great turnout and we just got to watch some good races and they had better vendors there. And it was, it was a fun time. And the funniest thing, which none of us, I didn't think about this until it happened. Jake,

won his class, right? He won. He got a trophy. He finally won. Right. Bro, that's why he's been hosting that event for the past five years. He's never won. He hosts that just so he can get a trophy. This was the first year. Dude, it's not like he just enters his quad in it like it's just this thing. No, he puts time, money, and effort into this banshee that he has. And he came up to us. He goes, honestly, thanks for being here, guys. I'm just stoked that, like,

you made it for my first win it's kind of funny and i was like no this is your first win isn't it of all of turf wars after four or five years of having this was the fifth year i think yeah you have your first win so we got it we gave him a good slap on the ass for that that's great i wish i wish i could have been there to see that it was amazing because he'd like reached out like he couldn't shift it with his foot he had to like use his hand or some janky setup and it was like

He's still winning this. He was like 10 times harder than what the other guy's going through. I remember looking at him racing and I go, me thinking Jake's brain is working some type of weird. And I go, does he think the aerodynamics are going to help him this much that he's tucked under his handlebars like this? I was like, what? He's like, the air is not going to do that much. And he goes, no, I had to shift with my hand. Still don't know why, but. It's always good to hear a success story like that. Yeah.

It is. So I saw a pretty interesting take this weekend. Mike Malak is one of the hosts on Impulsive Podcast. He made this post about how when you go out in big cities like Miami, New York, L.A., to all these clubs, there's so many people with money. Like money is not...

a currency that gets you into places and gets you any kind of special treatment that you would think, right? What does is having chicks with you. And that is so true. Like even, even with us, when we're rolling just like the boys and none of our girlfriends or any chicks are with us,

People just like treat you different than if you're rolling with like a bunch of girls. People will say it's like misogynistic too of like using these girls to like get into places or like get different treatment. But it's like he kind of said it. No, it's a win-win for everyone. Like we get into it and they get everything like paid for and they get to have like the experience, which is I, you know, I would assume what they want to be able to do stuff like that. Yeah, it's just like an interesting take like.

and places like that, they just want chicks around them. Yeah, I mean, seems like all those rich dudes, that's all they want. Like when we were on the boat the other day, and those other, like the pretty wealthy dude pulled up next to us and was like, hey! Hey!

We want your woman on our boat. And I was like, well, they're staying over here with us. He's like, no, no, bring them over here. I'm like, why would I do that? And he goes, no, but you guys stay over there. I'm like, well, now what? Now what do I get out of any of this? That's funny. But yeah, no, you're very right. It seems like especially old rich dudes, they just, I mean, pretty much any guy would probably want it, but they just want a bunch of chicks around them.

Young, good-looking girls. And that's what we have around us. There's like three types of currency with that. It's either clout, actual money, or girls. For the rare factor, sometimes love. When somebody loves, they really want that, that's currency too. But mostly money, girls, or clout.

It's when you said Miami, it was interesting when we were talking about that. I don't know if we talked about that on this before, but how in Miami, it's not really clout. It's money that gets you most places. In Cali, money doesn't really mean a lot. But are you saying, yeah, normally I get away with a lot because I have a house in L.A. But in Miami, if you had a house, okay, cool, you got a place. Well, you got money, though? I think what you just said,

What you were trying to say was correct, yeah, but you said it completely backwards. Oh, Cali's where the money is. No, no, no. Cali is like clout-driven. Miami would be money-driven. Also what I meant. But you said buttery having a house is what the chicks want. Oh, you're right. And then you said if you have a house in Miami, it means nothing, which is money.

Like, what the fuck did you just say? All right, house aside then. House aside. House aside, in order to have friends in LA, you need clout, and in order to have friends in Miami, you need money. Right. Sorry. I'm just laughing over here, Evan in the fucking corner just cracking up. Everyone was all quiet, and Ben hadn't even said anything yet, and Evan's just like,

It's okay. It's good to be corrected on this. I was saying last week too, I was like, I love when we have opposing views on whatever it is, whatever topic we're talking about. It's great to be on the same page and it's also great to be

Not on the same page. Makes for great conversation. Yo, have you guys watched The Kardashians? I was going to bring this up, mostly to make fun of you for the record, but I was going to bring it up. Dude, I have, yeah, but I don't watch any of the recent stuff. Greta got me on it, and it's actually pretty fucking entertaining. I know. I watched it. So, like, back when I was younger, so, like, I don't know, it would have been maybe, like, middle school to early high school. Yeah.

You didn't have, like, you just had your set channels. So you're scrolling through, and I had, like, 50 channels to try and decide what I wanted to watch. Decent. Not bad. Basic cable. And if there was nothing else on other things, you'd just watch whatever, and you'd have to settle.

I eventually settled for the Kardashian enough times that I then got into it and started watching it. You became a fan. It's fucking insane. It is. How much stuff is just going wrong, and it's the most dramatic life I've ever seen, and they got so much. It's very entertaining. It is entertaining. You don't need to tell me more stories. I've been on the card. I don't watch them anymore.

But I was like a closet Kardashian watcher. I feel like you almost have to be. Especially back then. Holy shit, I would have gotten my ass kicked for that. I should have put a trigger warning because I know a lot of people are going to be like, what? Are you kidding me? Yeah.

Which I understand, but... I used to like Ben until now. No, I'm just saying it's really interesting seeing their lifestyle and the cars that they mob around in and these houses in L.A. But then so-and-so is cheating on this person with their best friend. Then they go over to their house and confront them. And you're like, I cannot believe this is happening. And it's all happening on camera. They're getting a divorce. And then Kanye has to come pick up the kid. I'm just...

I haven't seen any new stuff. I'm just assuming this is how it goes. Pretty accurate, honestly. That was extremely accurate. I honestly should start watching it. I just don't watch any TV right now. It is funny because we filmed this reality TV show, the shittiest experience of our lives anyway. It was...

What, five years ago? After that, basically all reality TV was just ruined because you're like, this is fake. This is all so fake because it is. But after you do it, you just know. And I feel like everyone knows that a lot of that stuff is scripted or set up. They do a good job of putting that together, though. They do.

But at the end of the day, you can only script so much of this where like people still have to be making like decisions and they're like, wow, shit, this is going to, if you're like the boyfriend to one of the chicks on the show, you gotta be like, well, great. Now I'm going to be put on blast on their show for doing this. If you're like an NBA player and you want to like kind of get poppin', get a good following, get people to like be more into you and you have the chance to date one of those girls, just date them and do something bad. Right.

Just date him for a while and be a dick. Everyone will know about you because they'll be talking trash about you for the next decade. Yeah, there's going to be a massive amount of people that are hating on you. Or just do something really good and make people like you. Yeah, you're right. Because they are pretty polarizing. But then in the last one, they were talking about Kim K. Kim K's son was playing Roblox and an ad popped up like, we're going to release Kim K's new sex tape. And I was like,

There's no way, no way this is real. On Roblox? Yeah. I don't understand those games. Like Roblox seems to be a lot more than what I thought it was. It's like Minecraft. Ryan, the point of this is not the game. I know, but it's like there's so much and I'm sorry. Yeah. Anyway.

Yeah, I do honestly have a newfound respect. Like, how the fuck do you get an ad for Kim Kardashian's sex tape on a video game? No, I agree. It does not make any sense. Last time I was playing Call of Duty, I didn't get an ad for fucking Pornhub. Like, you know? I don't know what's going on. It really does not make any sense. Also, where are you going with this, Ben? I'm sorry. Just love the show, man. Yeah, I guess I'm just a raving fan.

I want the world to know. No, I was just saying that

I think that they get a lot of flack and not really any respect because it's like a reality TV show. But at the end of the day, Kim K is like a billionaire. And they've built these real sustainable businesses around what they've done. You'd have to be smart. And you really can't hate on them for that. And so many people are like, they're not talented at all. Bullshit. They're geniuses. Bullshit. They are...

Drama experts, and they have made a business out of it. 100%. I think with that show, they get just as much flack as they get views. And guess what? That's good. They get a lot of views. And I think at the end of the day, it's not even a bad thing. Let's just chalk up 50 million views on the show. They probably get just as much hate.

as they do views but at the end of the day that's a good thing bro they're making like a million each member is making a million bucks an episode nice they'd have to be with how much money they probably are making that's just off the show but you gotta keep in mind like all the other stuff that they got going because it's just like cross promotes all the brands and stuff right yeah they're geniuses dude that's crazy i tip my hat calculated

I personally think it's boring as shit, but I have not... Have you watched it, though? Watched it. No. Oh, well, then you can't say that. You can't really say that. Sydney and I were just watching it today, and of course, I watched half of one episode. I hadn't watched it before, and I was like, it reminds me of watching Fantasy Factory, but about things I don't care about. Very reality... You know, they have the pan-down shot of... Yeah. And then they open it up. It's such a reality TV show. You got Rob Bierdek talking about some new idea he has, or you have Kim K going...

I really think we need to know. I don't know. Same thing. New idea. Same thing. Different crowds. Reality TV is a beast that I don't know how long it's going to actually last, but clearly... Dude, reality TV has been around since like 1998. Easily for, let's say, 30 years. I think the first reality TV show was Real World. Really? I believe so, yeah. It was basically like they had a bunch of people come in and live in this house and...

supposedly it was real and they just had cameras all over and if you pick your contestants or characters right, you know, you can just build it where you're like, these people are for sure going to clash. Yeah. And that's totally what they do. That's why they interview all these people and they just let them go wild. There's no way they get along. Well, my friend Jace, who...

I would consider, I love the kid to death. He's one of my best friends, but quite possibly the douchiest human being that I know. And I tell him that to his face, so I am not, it's no secret. But anyway. Christ. He got hit up. He got hit up to be on one of the dating shows. I think it was Love Island or something like that. And he was going through and he called me and he goes, yo, I just got a DM from the casting director of Love Island saying,

what should I do during the interview to like make a like stand out and I go be shirtless wear those sunglasses that you always wear when we're out in public and I always go why are you wearing those sunglasses chains chains chains about that and just always flex which you always do and Ryan from the background goes bro you've been a douche your whole life I did now you're gonna now somebody wants to pay you to do it sounds great and James goes what the fuck

And he also didn't do that. He did say, what the fuck? You didn't say it that way. You said something like, just act like you do in Vegas, and this time you'll get paid for it. No, you said act like you do. Just keep acting like you do. Ben was basically telling him, like, dude, just like...

Be a dick. Be a big douchebag. Take your shirt off and flex and do all these things that are pretty douchey. And you just go, yeah, dude, just keep doing what you're doing or something like that. There's a reason that he got called. It was not meant to be negative. It wasn't meant, but he was like, what the fuck? I was in the back when you guys said it. Yo, Mike, I don't know if you want to tell this story.

I hate to call you out on the internet like this, but my dad was actually asking me about this today, which made me think of it. But remember that time that you pissed on that super nice couch at your friend's house? I do. In the middle of the night? You want to tell that story? Yeah, that's a good story to end this beautiful podcast on. This is a funny preface to just put beforehand. I'm not...

a drunk pisser. He's done it like two times. Two times? I don't consider you a drunk pisser. Next time you fuck up two times in the same category, I'm going to just categorize you guys as whatever it is. Alright, you tell the story and then we'll decide after.

I don't know. Anyway, we had a pool party the whole day. There was a party bus. It's someone's birthday. You get on the party bus. You're already drunk. You go, and you have a drink between every bar, and you have a drink at every bar, maybe more. And it was great. Very fun. A couple fights. Not that I was involved in. I don't really do that. But finally made it back to my friend's place, and a lot of nice furniture in there. A lot of places to sleep. I slept on the floor.

And midway through the night, I just thought that it would be cool to not use the toilet. Oh, so you didn't like just do it in your sleep. You got up and used the couch as a bathroom. Yeah. Dude, I don't know. I wish I knew if I could. Oh, I wasn't sure you had like an explanation. Like I was sleepwalking and I thought I was peeing in the toilet. Wish I had that excuse, bro.

CJ sleeps, walks, and you have excuses then. It's good. But no, I mean, I got up, used the couch as a urinal, and then went back to bed on the floor. Let's also preface in a very, very nice home. Yeah, yeah, super nice home. Like, very nice couch, which you later found out. Well, I mean, I knew, I already knew it was all nice. Yeah. But the best part about that is, like, this sweet black velvet couch that I was, like,

I felt horrible. We cleaned it off. So hold up. Okay. You're pissing on it. Do you realize halfway through or what happened? Yeah. When did you kind of realize you messed up? Too seepy for that. No, not till the next morning till they all woke up. Dude, you peed on the couch, man. What's going on here? Come on. And I'm like, ah, and then I'm like, how do you know you did it? All flustered. I think because I was the only one in that room. And you should be like, no.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then just one of my buddies who was there, he's like, don't worry. He's so nice. Don't worry. I already got it all cleaned up. Someone cleaned up your piss? Yeah. And I literally was just like indebted to him. I'm like, dude. Thank you. You didn't have to do that. And I'm not. He's like, no. Like, it's all good. I go over and smell it.

Just smells amazing. You know, doesn't smell like piss, obviously. And I go down. Holy crap. He must have put in some time. He must have. He had the right cleaning products. What I can tell. And I go down and talk to her mom and she's like, no, you know, I'm not mad. I think it's hilarious. Like she was really chill about it, but she's like,

But I don't want the couch anymore. And I'd love for you to buy me a new one. Fair. Totally fair. But I go... Man, I bet your heart just dropped. I was like, ah, okay. I want to buy you a new one because I want to be a man about it. And...

I'm scared that that couch was really expensive. Mike went straight to the thrift store. No, I was like, of course I want to replace the couch you had, unless you had some sort of in mind for a new couch or something. I'll just donate towards that. She goes, you know, it wasn't too bad. Let me look it up. Luckily, it wasn't too bad. It was like a...

$800 couch. Dude, you are so lucky. That would have been the cheapest piece of furniture in the house. $800 is a lot for a couch, but in that house. Yeah, right. I just remember that. Oh, it's not too bad. It's only $18,000. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's what I was expecting. Kind of what I was expecting. And if that would have been the case, then I don't know. You'd still be working for her. Yeah, yeah. And so I was bartending at the time and I had a whole bunch of cash. So I literally just remember bringing her a wad of cash. I said...

Totally down at that price. Totally down. Can I have the couch though? And she goes, yeah, I don't want it.

So we loaded in the back of my van and then I had the bougiest couch ever. That's right. Most of the time people were pretty fine with sitting down on the piss couch because it was cleaned. And sometimes people would be weary about it. I go, well, you ever sat on a couch that a dog pissed on that people cleaned up? And some people are like, no. And some people are like, yeah, yeah, I guess that makes sense. Yeah, I'm just like a dog, but human sized. Yeah. You know, same. It's just pee.

But then I got the couch in the back of my van. It was great. It was great. It was like just people like, whoa, nice couch. I'm like, hey, don't ask about it, though. Did it get stolen? And then Dave Sherbrooke asked if he could use the couch in the back of my van. Maybe he just knew I had a couch. He goes, we just need a couch to sit on the intersection. We're going to give away candy for Halloween. This is the most Cormorant thing ever, too.

And then the next day he just goes, hey, didn't think I needed to bring your couch home last night. Ended up getting stolen. So real sorry about that. Well, what am I going to charge him for my piss couch? 800 bucks. I know, dude.

Like, so I really couldn't say anything about like, get me a new couch. Cause like, I didn't have an actual place for it besides in the back of my van. So it's gone now. Whoever has it. Pretty funny. They probably don't. They don't know. They don't know. It's a piss couch. Hopefully they're listening to this right now. Can you imagine? They still probably don't. But it was a sick ass couch. Like the centerpiece of their home. I'm not joking. I've like thought about rebuying that couch again because I liked it so much. You should Mike. And then you should piss on it again. Just to break it in. Yeah. Yeah.

Just to break it in. But the only other time that happened to me was I just woke up in the middle of the night and peed in a tote full of like towels. Really? Yeah. I've done that before. I think I did it in my hamper once. Yeah. I thought I was peeing in the toilet though, you know? Yeah, yeah, yeah. But I don't even know if I was drinking. I think it was just I was tired and I was sleepwalking.

But yeah, obviously, I'm a sleepwalker, so. Yeah. Wow. I did that same thing. Really? Yeah. I peed in my brother's hamper, though. Oh, that's way better than... But I was like a little kid, but still. My brother was up, and I walked into his room, and I just peed in his hamper. He was awake? Yeah. That's hilarious. He was rattled. I'm sure. You imagine...

What are you doing? I'm going to go do that tonight to Ken, except I'm not going to be sleepwalking. But I'm just going to be like, oh, sorry, dude. I was sleepwalking the next day. Pee all over the foot of his bed, too. He's in bed. Can you imagine getting woken up to somebody peeing on your feet in your bed? No. What the hell? That's like some jackass type pranks, honestly. Should we just go pee? What's like the...

weirdest sleepwalking story that you have honestly you should probably ask my mom this but um oh ken apparently what just from the one year of living with me i thought ken was also i don't remember i got excited i just hear about them later so one night i'm laying in bed it's probably two three a.m so keep in mind ken lives directly beneath below cj and i i wake up just to

Probably terrifying. It goes on for like five minutes. What? No way. Ken, did you think, oh shit, Alex is finally killing CJ. I should probably go check. And just us two in the house. So I was like, okay. Is there like, is somebody breaking in? Did you not think to like, oh man, I should go and check on him? Well, he locks his door at night. Oh my gosh. I actually do remember this. You did come and check on me. I did. Oh, you did. Okay.

And I was like, so no, I was yelling help. Yeah. He came up frantic. I scared. I imagine Sage, Sage, are you good? So thank you for that. Ken. Honestly, I'm sorry. I can't help it. I don't know what is wrong with me. I have like night terrors, nothing of it until it's like somebody else brings it up to you. Like, oh, oh, sorry about that. You should ask Alex for her. She, she's like used to it at this point. She just like doesn't even do anything. Just like,

Like, makes a sigh. Like, I just, like, have inconvenienced her and then just goes back to bed. That would be annoying, though. I don't do it all the time, but... No, I heard it one time, too. It's like once a month. For the record... Travis Pastrana has the same problem, too. I think he is way worse than me, though. Luckily, Ken was there to tell me that it was okay. I go...

What was that? Why did it actually sound like someone was getting murdered upstairs? If I was sleeping, if you were getting murdered and I was sleeping, I would not wake up. But it could be Alex. I was like, was that CJ? And Ken's like, yeah.

I have night terrors, but nothing to worry about too much. You know, hopefully he's okay. One time I, like, jumped into a wall, like, head first when I was in, like, the 10th grade. Yeah, and I had, like, a big black eye from it. What? Yeah. See, that'd be tough to explain. Yeah, I was just, like, I was sleepwalking, but it was really weird because I was standing on my bed, and I jumped into the wall. Holy crap. I would love to see the video of that. That's some, like, paranormal activity shit. But you're just possessed at that point. No, I'm not.

Yeah, it sounds like you are. Fucking, I don't know. So that's one time I can remember. I don't know. One time when I was a little kid, I went like screaming out of my room. Same thing, like full sprint. And then I stopped right at the top of the stairs. We like stairs. So I went cruising past my parents and they sleep with their door open. Stop right at the top of the stairs. Like just standing there. I don't know how I like see this stuff. I have my eyes open. I think. Do you remember any of it?

Sometimes I have a half memory of it. And something I used to do a lot when I was in high school and even younger is I would wake up and I'd be wrapped in my sheets and I'd yank them all off the bed and I'd get frustrated. And then I would think that I was looking for something. So I'd start digging in all my drawers and everything. And then basically I'd never find anything.

I don't know what it is. And then I wake up halfway through and I'm like, what am I doing? And the whole room, everything's just torn apart. And I do that every now and then still. It's kind of piss Alex off so much. She stops me if I'm in there. Every time that I sleepwalk, I sleepwalk sometimes, but it's usually just when I'm having like a nightmare.

And a couple times that I remember, like, waking up in my brother's room, staring out the window. That's weird, dude. Maybe there's aliens. I don't know. Like, I, like, vividly remember, like, the couple times that I've done it. And wandering around the entire basement, like, staring out the basement, like, looking out into the vast nothing. And then, like, thinking I see something. And then I'm like...

And then I run to the other side and then like into Sam's room staring out his window. And I remember like dreaming still. And I'm still like seeing things on the driveway. Really? Yeah. I'm like seeing it with my eyes open, but I'm dreaming. And I'm like,

just frantic like i'm scared or i'm somebody's chasing me or something's happening it's like a bad nightmare and i'm like running around my basement and then i end up just like going back to bed i wonder what what makes a person a sleepwalker versus what makes someone not a sleepwalker like because obviously there is something like i am a sleepwalker yeah but why am i a sleepwalker that's a good question i don't choose to be and i i'd like it is it obviously has to do something with your

I don't know where you are. And there's like varying things like this. People who can't remember their dreams and who people who can, and that, that line is blurred. I can't remember my dreams for anything. I have a crazy dream. Wake up and go, that dream was crazy. What was it? Number one thing, maybe 30 seconds and it's just gone. Yep. Isn't that crazy how that works? I always love hearing people tell their dreams when they can remember them. I, every once in a while have a sleep paralysis and,

Really? Just like sleepwalking, do not recommend. You have sleep paralysis? Yeah. So what happens? You wake up and you can't move? Yeah. It's usually when I'm taking naps. It's never when I'm going to sleep. It's only naps, but I'm taking a nap, bro, and you fall asleep and you basically remember, at least for me, you remember the last thing that you saw. So let's say I'm in the backseat of the truck.

And it looks like I'm looking around. I can see everything that's going on, but I can't move. What the hell? I can't move. And then, of course... Wait, hold up. So are your eyes open? No, mate. No. I don't think so. No, no, they're not. But it usually happens immediately after I, like... I'm getting really tired. I'm, like, let's say, back the truck, close my eyes, see exactly what I just saw before I close my eyes, but I can't move. And then I start dreaming and things are happening. Not anything crazy, but I can't move. So then I have to go...

It feels like you're flexing all your muscles in your body, but it's actually like you're flexing all your muscles in your brain, and you have to go...

Like, wake up. Wake up. I hate it. It's a very, very terrifying feeling. That's crazy. I wouldn't say, because sometimes people have, like, bad experiences, like, spiritually with it. I wouldn't necessarily connect it to that, but I hate it. What do you mean, bad experiences spiritually? I don't know. Like, sometimes people have sleep paralysis, and they need to, like, it's more of a, like, I don't know, prey or something to, like, to get out of it, because it kind of feels that way. Holy crap. Holy crap.

Like you're like possessed. No, not like you're possessed, but like something else has a hold on you. It's not you. You're not in control. You know, basically the sleep has control on you. I hate it. It doesn't happen often, but like, I don't know if it happens to anybody else, but I hate it.

Why that is. It's scary. Yeah, that's wild. And every time it happens, I know it's happening. That's the other weird thing. I know it's happening. I'm laying there and I go, oh, here we go again. Turns out every morning or afternoon when Mike, we have to go wake him up. He's under terrible conditions. He's in sleep paralysis. And we come in, pour a bucket of ice water. I'm like, gotcha. Get up, Mike. Honestly?

She gets shot with a paintball gun. Ken's standing there. Wake up, motherfucker. That's still the best wake up I've had. Not going to lie. Best worst wake up I've had was Ken shooting with a paintball gun. However, if I was in heavy sleep paralysis and you poured a bucket of water on me, I think I'd be stoked. Yeah.

Yeah. And wake you up. I'm still shocked that CJ's little smelling salts that you can't have under your nose for more than a quarter second. I am too. It was just under there for you. Dude, some people think we fake shit. Like when you were sleeping on the couch and we stacked like...

All that stuff on it. Five ladders and a bunch of stuff. That wasn't even like... That was fake. No. Not even crazy. Mike is just that hard of a sleeper. And also, like, to make it more real, we've done that to other people, too. We did it to Cody, I remember, one time. We probably stacked just as much stuff as we ever would. I don't know why we would have to fake that of all things. Yeah. Of all things. But, yeah, we don't fake anything. Well, here's the thing. If you fake that, how stupid. That's a pretty... It's not that great of a thing, yeah. Oh, we got you. Mike, I'll pretend to be sleeping. Yeah.

He's so dumb. I love waking Mike up in different ways. It's always so entertaining. My favorite was the last video when you guys were like, it just made me laugh. Just like a genuine good old prank that's ongoing is how should we make wake Mike up today? What are we feeling? What are we feeling? It's like such an ongoing thing. It's so funny.

I love it because it just creates like this storyline and like this back thing for everyone to always know like, oh, they always wake Mike up, you know, like probably once every four videos. It's definitely created some sort of Spidey sense in me. Yeah, you're getting quick. If I'm here and there's a little bit of commotion, I can hear...

The schemage going on. Well, it's when everyone's moving about and it's loud and then it goes silent. It goes silent, yeah. That's when I... Dude, I have such anxiety sleeping here because I don't trust you guys. I don't either. And then as soon as it dies down, I'm like... Wait, where's the camera? I need to get up. Where's the rest of the guys? They're planning something. I never sleep here. I do not like it at all. It's funny that I should be scheming when I am up here in your sleep, like if there was ever a time, but I'm not.

We are running out of things to do, so if you guys have any ideas, comment them down below on the podcast and maybe we'll use them in one of the upcoming videos to wake Mike up.

Well, it's tough because you can only do so much to them. Obviously, there's plenty of crazy things that I can come up with to do to Mike, but I don't want to do something. The paintball gun was already pretty far. It wasn't even supposed to be that close. Ken, just point blank. Yeah, but I think that was by far... That was my thought. It's tough to go past that unless you just give us permission, but then it's also like YouTube just takes it down anyway. I really want you guys to do one-time...

I don't know how this would even be possible, but I'd have to be really, really out of it. But get me on an air mattress out in the middle of the lake. God, that'd be amazing. Just like that one TV show. What was that called? Parent Trap, wasn't it? Parent Trap, yeah. I've always thought about how funny that would be. So you'd have to be sleeping on an air mattress, and we'd have to have a big enough crew to pick the air mattress up and put it on the lake. And do it gently. Yeah, but the problem is you don't wake up, and chances are you'd just roll off that thing and drown. No, I would wake up if I hit the water.

I don't know. You can only wake up if I want it. He's so tired. We end up putting a life jacket on him. Put a life jacket on him. He falls. Well, Mike, when I wake you up sometimes, you like wake up. You go like this. Dude.

It's like a motor. It's like an old farm vehicle starting up. I'm trying to get it started, dude. You got to get it going. It's like dying, but kind of getting some juice. That's exactly how it is. It is. It's amazing. I think we got to get him to fall asleep at Mark's house that's being moved. Get him to fall asleep there. And then we just run in.

Mike, the house is moving. Ken, we just got to get Mike to fall asleep at Mark's house that's up on stilts. About to be loaded up onto a semi. If we get him loaded enough, we can go and put him in there. I think we can get Mike drunk enough. Mark, what do you say? We have one last little hurrah at the house that we've never hung out at. While there's no running water or electricity or any furniture or anything.

Yeah, that'd be awesome. Oh, there's just conveniently this one mattress on the ground right by the door. Watch it. You're getting tired, aren't you, Mike? Just pop a squat, Barry. Ken is the type of guy to force somebody to go to bed, though. Go to bed. Go to bed. It's time. Like pushes you down. Go to bed. Closes his eyes. Something tells me that would not work.

Well, speaking of going to bed, I think I'm going to go to bed. Right now? We'll see what tomorrow brings. Yeah. That's probably a good idea. It is well before your bedtime. Yeah, so tomorrow we're digging that pond. We're going to get in the excavator, one of us. I want to try it for a little bit just because I've never worked in an excavator. Same. But we're digging that pond, and we're going to have our own pond on our own land that...

No one else can use, and it's not regulated by the DNR. No lifeguard either. You don't need one. It's not regulated until cattails grow. You can do whatever you want with it. We ain't letting cattails grow. Oh, no. We can't. We can't let them grow or else it's regulated. We're going to have a... The pond's going to be...

have so many jet skis in it, nothing's going to be able to grow. It's got a fountain in the middle. And we're going to have bikes sunk to the bottom. We're going to put up a big jump and go up and land. It's going to be sick. People keep going, why do you want a pond? And I'm like...

Why wouldn't we want a pond? Maybe that's how we can do one last row off that Amazon bike. I've always said, though, if we ever got our own land, I just want to dig a really big hole. I don't know why, but it's just something most people can't do. Right, yeah. Why do you want a pond? Do you have a pond? Well, no.

Well, we want a pond. We got to figure out the whole how do you get water in it first. We're going to pump it in. I already ordered a bunch of hose from Amazon. And then we'll just hook it up to our neighbor's faucet. Yep, exactly.

The poor guy's already got two motocross tracks on both sides of him. Who can say that they have a motocross track on both sides of their house? It is pretty crappy for them. I'm not going to lie. I feel very bad. And we need to go over there and offer them. To ride it for free. We'll get some donuts or something for them. I was going to say a buyout or some donuts. Buyout. Jeez. They might take it. So we got our shop and we got our first track we had.

Our little pit bike track on the side. And then there's like a small little sliver of a lot that has a house on it. And then our other land. So this guy's dead center in between both our tracks, bro. They've got to be like, what did we do to deserve this? That's what they're asking. I went over there and I introduced myself and I was like, Hey, Oh, that's nice of you. I just want to come and say hi. And, uh, I'm your neighbor. Uh,

on both sides um and if you have any issues like call me uh not the cops and i'll get it settled out and they were like we watch your videos we love what you guys do it's all good we think it's funny good and he was like i see you get a lamborghini and i was like come over and drive it anytime you want bill you're what's mine is yours man just trying to keep them happy keeping them buttered up dude that and i thought when you told him that i'm like that's a pretty

It's a pretty good deal. Not undermining what you bring them donuts, but like, what can you actually give them that they'd be like, that's cool. It's cool that we're neighbors with those guys. Well, I think that's pretty cool. Yeah. Like a cool experience or if they wanted to, you know, come and rip the track. Just, I love that. Well, come over and ride whenever you want, like free, free of charge or whatever. Like we're 60 years old. We don't, we're, we have a ride. No, no, we'll set you up. We just get them on. All right, now pin it right up to a jump. Just line them up. Yeah.

Yeah, just hit it full speed. That'd be amazing. Anyways, all right. I think that's all we got for today. That was a late one. Thank you guys so much for watching and listening. Hit the subscribe button if you haven't already and drop a like. Seriously, also comment down below if you have any questions for us or anything you would like to hear us talk on. Thank you guys for listening. We'll see you next time. Peace.

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