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a regular, right? Well, I've been talking about it for the last two episodes. I've been saying, if I keep going, I think I'm like one or two away from becoming a regular. I kept at it. I stayed consistent. It was this whole buildup, right? So me and CJ are in town.

right next to crisp and green and we'll go we almost have to it's almost like you plan this now i'm thinking about it you probably did plan this right last time we were in fargo on friday you were across town and you're like i i really want to go but why would i drive the truck and trailer all the way over there and then you're like screw it i'm going i'm like i'm down to see this in person i want to see how they treat you as a regular cj's been talking himself up

So we pull up and we walk in and CJ... Dude, this dude... It was like...

Chest out, walking in, waving at everyone. Everyone's looking at him in a certain way. And he's like, Fred, hey! Jennifer, good to see you. Places his order. And he's kind of doing his thing. And he's hobnobbing with the people in the back. And I'm just watching this unfold. In awe. Yeah, kind of in awe. But I'm just watching to see where this goes. And then I forget...

Oh, shit. I actually have to be like a human and like place my order, right? So I look up. Up to this point, it was just all a meme. Up to this point, it was like a meme and I was just watching CJ. I was just watching this story unfold. I look up and this lady is standing behind the desk staring at me. And she's like, what do you want? I didn't realize that I've been standing there for like 45 seconds at this point just watching CJ work his way down the line as this lady's like, can I help you? So I'm like, oh, shit. Yeah.

Yeah, I'll take this and this. And she's like, okay. So I start working my way down, right? Still just watching CJ. This lady goes, I wrote this down because it was so funny. I didn't want to mess this up. This lady goes, he always gets the best. And I thought she goes, he's the best?

I was like, did you black out on the spot? I blacked out. I literally go, he's the best at what? And she goes, no, that's the salad. He always gets the best. The salad's called the best. And I'm like, oh, I thought you were saying he's the best. And she's like,

Why would I say that? Why would I say... Okay. I pull out my phone and I'm trying to like sneaky record these interactions to use it on this podcast and I couldn't really get anything good. I'm filming these workers behind making these salads and the one making my salad looks up and goes, we gonna be featured on something?

I'm still rattled from like every interaction I've had up until this point. And I go, I don't know. Are you? Oh my gosh, dude. I didn't know what was going on. I was like so in just like shock between trying to watch you and the past couple awkward interactions I'd had. And I was like, man, this is so funny because CJ is up there on cloud nine right now. Like he's in his element. And then I'm back here like could not be any more awkward of a human being, right? Yeah.

And she's like, okay. And then I get up to the next lady. A fresh start. Fresh start. I was like, okay, here's my chance to not mess this up. She has this salad in front of her after CJ pays. And I'm like, this guy isn't a local. He's a regular, is he? And she's like, he comes in like every Friday. And she was like, I don't know if he called that a regular, I guess. And I'm just like.

He told you to say that. She's like, what? And I go, what kind of salad is that? Because the person behind me is salad. It was gotten. And she goes, dude, next time CJ walks in there, they're going to go, you know, that was nice of you to take your little special friend along with you. Yeah. She goes, that's my cousin. Yeah. She goes, oh, this is the soul salad. You know, something I don't have.

That's what she said. And she's like looking at me. The ginger said that? Yeah, I was like, no. Listen, listen, listen. I'm just staring at her in like shock and trying to figure out what she meant by that. And my brain goes to, what do you mean you don't have? It's right here. And then I go, oh, soul. She's a woman of humor. Yeah, yeah. And I literally go, jokes. And she's just staring at me. And she's like, yep. And I go, ha ha.

Same. And she's like, you didn't get it. Who is what is this? If she'd been watching me from the start, I can't. I'm probably on like a do not sell to list now. And she's like, OK. And I'm like, that was funny. All righty. I'm going to go sit down and then I'm on my way to sit down. And then this lady goes, hey, Ben. And I go, I have no idea who you are.

What's up? And she goes, you don't remember me, do you? I'm like, oh my God, this could not go any worse. Then I sit down, I'm sitting there next to CJ, just like, dude, I don't know what just happened, but like, I think I forgot how to exist as like a human being. And he's eating his son. He's like, this is so good. I know. Right. And I'm like, that's not at all what I was talking about, but okay. I get up to go and grab another straw, go back to the same ginger girl. I go,

where are the straws she goes these like right in front of me and i was like those will do ben forgot grab it i grab it and i'm just walking back just like like actually laughing at myself for how ridiculous i looked and i was like man crispin greens is just the story that keeps on growing but you missed out on the part that when you asked her you go is this guy a regular here and she goes

Yeah, he's a regular. He comes in every Friday. And she said, he always gets this. That is what he said. Yeah, that is what I said. What I forgot to mention, actually, is that what I should have mentioned is she goes...

That's funny because he asked us if we could call him a regular last time he was in. I did not. I don't know why she said that. She was lying. She actually said that. She goes, yeah, he asked if we could call him a regular last time he was in. CJ was prepping, bro. He's like, one day my friends are going to come with me. If you did that, that's just weird. I didn't. I don't think I did, but it sounds like something I'd say. It does. I'm still internally laughing about the –

the soul salad and then

You know, something I don't have. Ginger. You were so caught up in everything. Oh, is that what she meant? Yeah. Do it. Idiot, man. Okay. So that was like two hours ago. He didn't get it, but you were, I thought you were just so caught up in everything that that's what she meant. Yes. She was joking on herself, which was funny. If you would have said it would have been mean, but obviously you wouldn't have, but you imagine she goes soul salad. I go, something.

You should eat more of those. I'd imagine once I walked out,

picture of her i was like what are you doing on your phone right now because you take a picture with her cj no because i'm at my favorite place selfie with everyone in the back because i was there and she goes you need to get a rewards card and i go damn right i need a rewards car i wish you had one and she goes oh we do have rewards i was like oh give me one so then she got me one and then she said you should leave a review too and that's why i took a picture and i have her and

That picture. Let me take a picture of you. Well, I was trying to get it to fucking do the thing and it didn't work. It's a scam bar. This is such a terrible story. Mentally picturing what this picture looks like. I think this just goes to show we should not be eating salads.

Honestly, I think I'm not going to be a regular anymore after that. I might have ruined that for you. Back to the roadhouse. I'd imagine that when we walked out, they were all sharing their separate experiences that they had with me as a customer. They're probably looking you up like, what the fuck is up with this guy? I definitely want to go now and be a weirdo. I want to do that. I think that'd be funny. What's that? Is this how you guys feel when I fuck up? No.

It's a similar story. It is in a way. It's just, yeah, it's just downright embarrassing. But also like you got to do that. You got to put your head down and laugh at yourself. I was...

Not even chuckling. I was full on laughing. I was like, dude, I am such an idiot. That's fun sometimes. No, it was a good time. The whole time it was happening, I was like, I can't wait to tell the guys about this because they're going to also think this is very funny.

I think we're going to have to change subjects because CJ just keeps opening and closing apps on his phone right now. In the middle of the podcast. Deal. I got something I want to talk about. Someone needs to fess up here. It was me. Was it you? I don't know. Go on. Whoever last used the SEMA truck and broke the trailer brake connector and didn't say a word.

And then let me drive it into town knowing I'm going to pick up an expensive boat that I need brakes for. We pull up and they go, where are we connected? I go, what? What do you mean? There's a thing right... Oh, what the hell? Well, this could be figured out really quick. Just say if it was you. It wasn't me. I'm not mad. I just... Seem a little mad. I mean, I'm more so just like, why don't you just get it fixed or mention it?

Everybody's looking at me, but it was not me. The last thing I remember that truck being involved in was when CJ and I were unplugging the jet ski lights and the whole rig came out. Yeah, that happened. And I went, that happens every time. So probably what happened is when that went back in,

After unhooking the jet ski when you were messing with it, it probably didn't get secured, probably fell out sometime along the 70 mile an hour winds and driving 80 miles an hour down the highway, it fell out. Wait, wait, wait. Who put it back in? Who put it back in when it fell off the last time? Not I. Oh, wait. I don't know. No, the thing is, you guys, hold on. Can I talk? So the last time I used that truck, we put in mine and Ken's jet skis.

I brought it back here, parked it, unhooked the trailer. It was completely fine. I parked it. Hasn't been used since. It hasn't been used since, but...

how it has been used is it got pulled in because there's a storm coming got pulled in forward and then it must have gotten pulled back out and a trailer was put into the thing it was backed into the corner so someone i think was dinking around we gotta get to the bottom with their flooded rental house carpet on a trailer i don't know who it could have been but it was probably the person that had the carpet on the trailer that plugged their the the trailer into the truck that was in

Back that in with the Ram. Because how am I supposed to get that trailer there when it's right next to the SEMA truck? True. I can attest.

yeah can you be awfully quiet i'm pretty sure it was you dude that you're the only person that uses that truck and i keep that for a reason because i do not want to be accused of something being wrong with that truck i can't agree with that every time cj gets in it why are the windows down does it smell weird in here this that it drives weird this time it does this is this scratch new i'm like i don't fucking touch it dude i back it in when it's gonna hail park it in the corner

Not mine. Sounds like we found them. If it wasn't... Honestly, it looks like it was just ripped. Like it was in and we disconnected the trailer and drove off because it's like broken. That's why I think your theory of it falling off going down the road makes more sense. But I don't know if it could fall off. It would just fall out and hang. If it ripped while you were doing something, it would have been like a, yo, I messed up the thing. All right, hey. It sounds like we got to the bottom of this because...

Because I was more so just disappointed. I didn't think it was that big of a deal that it was broken because that's like a really easy fix. But I was more so just like, who the fuck breaks this and just doesn't even say anything?

And that makes sense. How could it possibly be me? Because I went there knowing to pick up a coat. I don't know. You're getting awfully defensive, CJ. I just have no idea what you're talking about. Getting awfully defensive. I didn't know that was even broken. Along that storyline, all I heard was, I used the truck a few different times, and then now it's broken.

The only person that will step foot in that truck. Everybody's used it a few different times. It's been moved. You could have been moving something around in the parking lot. Whatever. All I did was back that truck in when it was going to hail. Yeah, I can't. The last time I touched that truck, I got like 15 different tickets. That's why I was confused. That's why I was confused. I haven't driven it this season either. It wasn't me. If it was during my driving, it would have had to have been it like fell out and somehow broke. But it's like fucking...

It is not nothing. Nothing's messed up. There's a plug that is no longer there. It plugs into that. So meaning when that fell out, when we did the, that's why it's just open. And when it was hanging, probably bouncing around, loosened itself up and fell out. Yeah. It would have to be, but I'm glad that, that it wasn't like a situation where someone broke it and just didn't fess up. Cause I was more so disappointed about that. I was like, well, yeah,

We need fucking Nancy Drew in here. Get to the bottom of it. Yesterday. Today's episode is brought to you by Angie. Angie has made it easier than ever to connect with skilled professionals to get all your jobs and projects done well. Let me tell you, there's the version of it where you try to do something at home and then there's a version of it where you have someone help you, you watch them do it the right way and you go, thank God I didn't try to do that myself.

I have fully done things around the home that I think look good and then a bang in the night and I wake up to a shelf collapsing, a painting falling off the wall. Like it, I've seen it all go south. I own a home and I can tell you, I know how much work it can take. Whether it's everyday maintenance and repairs or making dream projects a reality, it can be hard just to know where to start. But now all you need to do is Angie that and find a skilled local pro who will deliver the quality and expertise you need.

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From plumbing to electrical, roof repair to deck upgrades. So leave it to the pros who will get your jobs done well. Hire high-quality certified pros at Angie.com. Yesterday, the Ram... It's like I have the security cameras. The Cummins was sitting out there and how you just sent that Snapchat like...

close the windows on the skid steer then ryan goes can you say please at least or whatever it was that was just funny because you were just leaving these windows open you're doing it quick but i was like please no it was just funny like you were like sending a reminder but it seemed like a yo

Quit fucking up. Well, I... No, it's fine. It's pouring rain. No, you're good. I come to work and the skid steer windows are open. I take a picture of it. Hey, close the windows on the skid steer, whoever uses them. No, you said stop leaving these windows open. To everyone. To everyone reading it. Those were the things. Yeah, I think that's a pretty valid statement. I just said it was fine. It'd be different if I was like an owner telling my...

I'm still telling it that way. Work. Yeah. And I was like, then maybe it would be less fine, but it's still fine. And then it's funny, like the Cummins back window was open right before this crazy storm we got last night. And it's like the urge to send a Snapchat and be like. Well, who left that open? I don't know, but I was going to. You've been driving it. I don't touch the back window. You don't touch anything. It was when you were on your own. But.

But I closed it in the urge to take a Snapchat and just be like, stop leaving the window on the RAM open.

I don't know. I think you guys took that personal clearly because you leave the windows open. I didn't take it personally. Say please next time. Just because Ryan said say please, it means you can't take a joke. Yeah. No, I didn't think much of it, but I was like. I thought it was funny. That's what I thought. It's like the delivery of things that can be most important. Like we'll go back to when I messed up and put the podcast ads in the wrong place. They were all in the first like 50 seconds.

And the text was, whoever did the podcast ads fucked up, knowing it was me, not giving any like, hey, Ryan, the ads are messed up. You got to fix those. Nothing like that. When Ken didn't do the website right, when there wasn't something going, he goes, I

Who, who's doing this? Why is this not done? Right? Is this not what we are supposed to do? There should be someone's responsibility, but I'm not done. I'm not done. When Micah has a design late, it goes, why isn't this getting done? He's sleeping all day. But when you guys have the videos late, no comment. How late is a video? You know what? I'm not done.

When you spell words wrong in the video, I don't text in and go, yo, who's the fucking moron that spelled crane wrong twice? I just go, hmm, it was a mistake. Mistakes happen. Things happen. Yeah. You know what the difference is, though? On all these things, we're all equal owners of it. And at some point, you just have to just be like, yo, do this. That's my responsibility. So one, I shouldn't even have to tell you guys anything.

do these certain things. Two, you shouldn't have to tell us, hey, make sure the video is up in time. We know that. Also, the video being an hour late is way different than Micah being a week behind on designs. I agree. I'm just saying that you two don't walk on water and aren't perfect. I agree. If we mess up, I'd hope you tell us. Right. How are we supposed to ever... Are we just going to keep messing up? If I wouldn't have said...

Honestly, I wasn't sure if it was you or Ben that did the ads on that podcast because you guys were both fucking sitting at the computer. So I said, whoever did the ads fucked up.

If you don't put ads on the podcast, you would just spend all that time editing for nothing technically unless you enjoy doing that. But I mean, it's pretty important. I'd say to say like, Hey, we, I get it. No, he's talking about the delivery of it. I get that too. But then the other thing on the website, like doing that, like that,

really is not my responsibility. No, I'm not saying it was. I'm not saying it was. I'm just like, yo, come on. Like, you three look at the website, like, every day. Almost all day. Nobody noticed that this header has been like this, like, for a week now?

Or even the merch drop. We had the merch drop that day, and I'm fucking grinding on my computer since 6 a.m., getting all this shit. And we get it done. It gets posted. I go, I better give the website a once-over. It was on the website for seven seconds, and I click the fucking thing, and it's just bringing me to pages that have nothing on. I'm like, did no one scan this? I agree. I mean, like...

It is important for me to say that I know it hurts your feelings maybe Or you might not like hearing it Not what I said No one likes being told they fucked up But I gotta tell you You're fucking up Otherwise we're just gonna keep fucking up

If I fuck up, tell me. But if it's like something minor, like spelling, I agree on a YouTube video, that's important. But if I'm texting in a group chat and I spell the word whatever wrong and you're like, and I'm talking about something important. You know what's really funny is me and CJ actually looked up

crane we did yeah came up c-r-a-i-n and we were both just like okay c-r-a-n-c no but you spelled it c-r-a-i-n and i go crane spelt wrong and you go nope i looked it up and i go it looks wrong we look it up c-r-a-i-n crane pops up and go yeah no i swear i swear we literally did this yesterday go i don't know click on one of those pictures

It's definitely with an E. It's definitely with an E. But it's just A-N. No, look. Wait, how do I spell it on there? I'm telling you, dude. Crane is not spelled C-R-I-A-N. C-R-A-N. Yeah, no, it's definitely C-R-A-N-E. That's what we looked at. And we're like, that's crane. That is exactly what we looked at. The fact that you, wow. So we pulled up a picture of a crane. And a picture pulled up. And I said, looks good. Then we have this one here. C-R-A-I-N-E.

Maybe there's multiple. We didn't look, we didn't look too in depth into it. Like it's, that's weird. Moral of the story is. You should deliver things nicer. And mistakes happen. I agree with that. A hundred percent. I make mistakes all the time. Like I also, I fucked up in the Lambo drop off vid for the prom. Uh,

I always am checking the mic, making sure it's not partially plugged in because we've made a mistake before. And I learned from it because I fucked up a whole video. So I'm always checking the inputs, making sure everything's fucking dialed. I do my best. I've never had this happen, but the road, like the cover for the mic, had somehow slipped off its thing. And I didn't even notice because it's just sitting there. The whole bit was pretty much ruined because wind was blowing in and you could barely hear what anyone was saying. And I said...

Or Ben typed in... In the text measures... All the audio is fucked up on the... Whatever bit. And I go...

was it not plugged in? What? And he's like, uh, I don't know, but the audio is fucked up. And I just owned up. I said, I'm sorry guys. I fucked up my bad. You did do that. So, I mean, I fucking owned up. I mean, it's just how it is. So right there, I had a mistake and I don't think I walk on water. No, I, okay. Continue. So you guys, just to be clear when there's a mistake made, like I, I would prefer you tell me, which I think I do get told pretty clear whether I spell a word wrong or whatever, but, uh,

like just tell me i don't really care that's how i that's how i know like i did something wrong that caused this problem don't do it again 100 and that's how shit goes but you'd like us to deliver it nicer maybe no i was just making fun of ben when he just like sent me this thing and i just went please like i walked in your office like six seconds later and i was like what's up dude good morning like it wasn't deep okay right yeah yeah this goes back to uh

To just fucking, you need the criticism. I can find it. Also, I don't criticize you guys because I fuck up way more than you do. So, I don't. You'd have to mess up pretty bad for me to be like, don't do that again. Okay. You guys are going to fucking laugh your ass off at this. So, it's this video of David Goggins.

Oh, dude. We were just talking about this. Criticism is good. Yeah, see, criticism is good. But I think there's a lot of truth to this. CJ loves this video. Honestly, my dad's not like a harsh guy. Like, he wouldn't say it harsh like this. I tie back into, like, hockey. Like, if I fucked up, he would never be like, try to make me feel better. Like, it's okay. There was all these other things. Like, yeah. Yeah, I mean, that was all you. You know? I mean, it probably was. And that's just how it is, you know? But listen, it's David Goggins.

Tell yourself the truth. If someone calls you fucking fat, they may be bullying you, but you might be fucking fat. If someone calls you dumb, it's mean, but you might be fucking dumb. It's life, man. Take it for what it's worth and change it. And that terrible feeling when someone does tell you that you're fat, you can use that as fuel. As fuel. Period.

It's you, Ben. Did you see my reply to that? You said CJ wanted to tag me in this. Because he just sent it in our friends group chat. That's like the most like CJ personality thing to like that video. I've watched that and I could just picture CJ watching that and being like,

I was so close. At Ben Roth. You were about to say it now. You go, I was so close to posting that. I'm like, it's such a you thing to want to post that video. It's true, though. It's true, though. Everyone wants to complain. But it's like, dude. I told CJ, he goes, it's true, it's true, it's true. And I'm like, I'm not arguing with that.

Also, there's a billion other videos out there that are true that you can put on your story. But I was like, that's the one. I mean, CJ goes even deeper into the shadow ban. Yeah. Instagram would be like, that's not okay to tell somebody that. That's how the world is nowadays. That's not okay to tell somebody they're stupid. Well, if you're dumb, you're dumb. And you can probably change that if you just start trying not to be dumb and learn from your mistakes.

But the problem is most dumb people don't even know they're dumb. That is the truth. But if you're fucking, you want to change something, you got to just go and do it. You don't just make it acceptable, which is what they do nowadays. Like, you look at the magazine covers now. They protest having skinny models. They're like, why are all the models skinny? It's not fair to us fat people. It's like, well, you're not supposed to be fat.

Like, it's just, it's not healthy. It's not good for you. You're supposed to, like, they want you to, like, make it acceptable. So that way they can be like, oh, it's okay. But it's really not. Like, and it's not even necessarily about your feelings. It's about your health. I agree. I think the tough part for...

companies they're normalizing it being unhealthy yeah yeah yeah but for companies promoting that or saying that like it it basically all just comes down to they're just trying to get they're just trying to whoever exactly they're trying to appeal to the masses do you guys think that this day and age there's more skinny people or over actions even say overweight but like

not being a stick is becoming more acceptable. Yeah. But I mean, statistically you can look at it. It's just, but also the way I look at it is, so there's all these companies that are whatever, let's say the model companies, they want you, the girls to be skinny. There's many different examples of this besides modeling. Um,

And then when people get upset that that's all it is, all I see is Photoshop, skinny, skinny, whatever, this and that. That's not how it should be. They can say whatever they want because like these model companies can also do whatever they want. And if you want to change it, you have to create your own company and then have your set model like that, this and that. And so like tagging.

when taxi drivers were upset that Uber took over, that's just life. That's how it is. You know what I'm saying? It's true. Being fat is taking over. No, I'm saying if you want to change it, you have to create a new company. Like, taxi drivers can't just go, Yeah, but you would, like, get criticized if you... But that's the thing. They're still criticizing like that, but it's whatever. I just think the trend...

The truth is hard. It is. That's just the fucking, it's the truth, man. The U.S. obesity rate is 42%. 42.4%. So nearly half of America is overweight. Great. Let's consider it obese. I don't really. I don't know. It goes something off here. That means there's tons of people that don't even have any, like, even a lick of muscle on them. Like you could. Like me? It's one. No, you got. Mike, we were putting in those docs, dude. I was very impressed with your strength. Yeah.

He was just as strong as me. He's got functional strength. I could go on for that for a little while, too. CJ and I putting Docs in this miserable work. I think it's a tough spot because right now,

Right now, in this day and age, social media is such a massive thing. And I don't think most of these people want to be portrayed as like overweight on social media. And it's like more than ever, more people are seeing you. What do you mean? Oh, you're saying the people standing up to it. No, I think that... The advocates for it. It's interesting. Okay, what I'm saying is like, yeah, obesity rates are going up. But I think there is like such a stigma...

To most people not wanting to be overweight because of social media. Well, that's why they're trying to normalize it and all these overweight people are like... Yeah, it's not fair. They're only putting skinny people on there. No, I think maybe... Maybe what are you trying to say? Because a lot of these people are very self-conscious about it and they don't necessarily want to...

You got to keep in mind, CJ, not everyone has the same metabolism as you. I'd agree, yeah. Right? You can't help it. That's a big part of it. A lot of people can't help it, actually. Yeah, there is diet and there is exercise and things like that, but some people do both of those and they still find themselves overweight. But you think that in this day and age with social media,

I personally feel like more people would not want to be overweight because of how many people can look at them and judge them. So that's why I don't necessarily understand how like more and more. Well, I guess I do understand because of the lifestyle and everything like that. People are less active. Food is only getting shittier and more processed. Right. I think being overweight like isn't necessarily like.

From what I see, I don't think it's socially as accepted as you're claiming it to be. I think it's getting more socially accepted, personally. If they're trying to normalize it and putting plus-size models on the cover of magazines. I wouldn't say being overweight, though. I would say just like your body is accepted.

I guess I don't understand what you're saying. It just is. It's not, the people aren't saying like being overweight's accepted. That's not what they're saying. They're saying like, love you for who you are. Like your, your body. I agree with that. Yeah. Your, but it's, it's also interesting. You know, remember when the movie supersize me came out, the documentary, the McDonald's one. So like, when was that? Like 2009 or something. I feel like that was the peak of fast food. Like,

Like, you guys eat really healthy, relatively healthy. Yeah, we go to Christian Green. Yeah, yeah, yeah. One day a week I eat healthy. No, but I mean, I should, like... I want to eat healthier, but it's tough. Dude, I used to, even, like, in college and stuff, like, I'd rip McDonald's all the time. Rarely ever go there now. Just, like, that in general. Like, we don't really go fast food. Kind of back in your tubby-er days. Yeah, yeah, for sure. That's when CJ would tell me I'm tubby. If anything, I'm doing you a favor, though. You would deliver it moderately nice? Yeah.

I mean, I'm not, I'm like, dude, you're getting kind of tubby, Mike. Yeah. I'll be Mike. I said that to Ben. Ben is shedding weight, dude. He's running and shit. Like, aren't you glad though, Ben, would you rather me just be like, you know, not say anything. And then you just, I honestly, I don't think what you would say would make any effect on what I think. All

I watched that fucking video. Don't stop. I can't say it anymore. I watched that David Goggins video, and I was like, no way. And then I walk out, and I just see Ben running. I was like, it's so fucking true. It's so true. I was like the person telling you, and your opinion, I hate to break this to you, but didn't make too much of a difference. Really? Yeah.

Yeah, I was like, either Ben's telling the truth or he's lying. No, I'm being dead serious. Be honest. If it did make a difference, then you tell him, I guess. Yo, thanks, bro. What's up, guys? Brief break in the podcast to thank our sponsor, Policy Genius. If someone relies on you financially, such as a child, a parent, or even a business partner,

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When I was 17 years old, we started making YouTube videos. And I was, like, always really small. Like, when I was growing up, like, I was always, like, the shortest kid in my class. I didn't, like, grow up until...

I don't know. I put maybe like 20 on it, like growing into my body. And so the whole world watched me as a kid right away. And then they thought like, that's what I looked like. And then, and then I grew up like everyone does. And I put on like, I would say normal weight. Another like nine pounds. Normal weight. And then everyone's like, Whoa, Becca fucking fat. Yeah.

Bro, I'm just like normal size now. You got that so much. You weren't actually fat. I was just saying you're getting a little chubby. But like so many people, I remember we went to Sayin's shop and like I remember when Sayin just specifically goes, damn, Ben, I haven't seen you in a while. You really filled out. But he was like kind of stoked on it that you were like,

Yeah, it's because you went from being a literal teenager to being an adult. Like that shit happens. So the thing you guys don't see is our family. We were kind of putting jokes at Ben at events and stuff. Oh, God. That's how our family works. I mean, it makes sense how we are this way. I don't think I can handle it from Jeff, CJ's dad. No, not at all.

Jeff doesn't even crack a smile. Just like, Ben, you have been getting fat. CJ is just like, I guess his dad and me and whoever would be poking fun. I never actually thought you were fat. You were just getting a little tubby. No, I agree. It was like tubby, chubby, fat. I agree. Wait, which one goes first? I'm doing it in order. Chubby, chubby, fat, obese. Chubby goes before chubby.

I'm not saying that's wrong. I just like that. A little bit of tub. Yeah. I don't know. That's why it makes me feel better that you were calling me tub. I just thought it was funny though because I watched that video. I'm like, no way. I do that with Ben. And then I walked out and I see him running. I was like, sounds like it's a good thing. Dude, you ran like four miles, but you did it in a sweatshirt, which for those of you that know, it's water weight.

if you will, and you were so sweaty, dude. I couldn't believe it. You will fucking run four miles in a sweatshirt. I'm sweaty too. I honestly couldn't run four miles. I don't think I could. I was like, man, if I'm going to spend my time working out, I'm going to get the best bang for your buck. There you go. Alex tells me I'm harsh all the time, though.

I am pretty harsh. The tough part about it. If it's something serious, I'm harsh, I guess. When it's serious stuff, you can't just sugarcoat it. Yeah, like don't leave the fucking windows on the skid steer open. You can't sugarcoat that, dude. I'm not going to say please. Just do it and don't ask questions. So I've seen this TikTok challenge on the old interwebs. Oh, no. You have to drink a 20-ounce Sprite.

carbonated without burping. It's damn near impossible. I could go. Could we pop those in the fridge? They're decently warm. Nothing better. Oh, you want them cold. Yeah, if we have to chug them, I really don't want them cold. Do you think you can do it without burping? No. Probably not. I'm going to try it.

Also, I think of this in such a business standpoint. Every time I see it on Twitter, I go, man, good for Sprite. I don't know if they came up with this challenge, but they're getting major, we're doing the Sprite challenge. Can you imagine on the biggest social media platform arguably besides YouTube, Sprite?

someone names a challenge, the Sprite challenge. It's just propaganda. They're sitting there in the marketing room like, what could we do to increase sales? They're like, let's start a TikTok challenge. Genius. It is genius when companies do that and they go massively viral. Someone tells me it really doesn't matter for Sprite. They're here to stay. They're at the top. Pass that over to CJ. I got to drink this whole thing? I see like a Coca-Cola. CJ, we all got one. We all got one. Are we going right now? No, let's slow down here. Is it?

Yeah, is it like the first one to finish? Or I guess... No, see, just... It's just to see if you can... Don't burp. Okay. Dude, I've been training for this challenge. Ken, can you go get a... Ken won't be able to look at this without burping, dude. Should we get Ken in on this? I've been training for this challenge my whole life. Yeah, Ryan, you really have. This...

Five pops a day is paid off. I had a monster before this, dude. I'm set at a disadvantage. That's the interesting thing is that Mountain Dew, like you can say this, Mountain Dew doesn't have very much carbonation. I feel like I'm already going to burp. You guys want to know something that actually is a pet peeve of mine? You just broke the system. Sprite's like, damn it. You don't do it? David Dobrik did this and he unbranded it. Hey, you two over there. Sorry. Big pet peeve of mine, and it's not even Ryan. He doesn't do it, but

It's not even in... You two and Mike especially. Maybe more so just at bad times for you. And I know I make weird noises and whatever, but...

You guys, when you just start going, you just go, bleh. As loud as you can. It is so gross to me. Wait, burping? Yeah. Yeah, but you don't even, like, at least Ken, when he does it, he kind of just, like, does it. But you guys, like, press it out and make. That's because I don't do it often. Dude, one time. I love me a good burp. But he does that all the time, and it's so annoying. And I'm not kidding you. One time when we were going on our RV trip, we were at a nice-ass dinner. A nice-ass restaurant. And Mike just goes, bleh.

I'm not kidding. I was like, hold up. I don't remember. I'm not kidding you. The whole, like the people, it was like a quiet restaurant. They all turn and look at us and we're in literally all of us go, Mike, seriously. And you even knew you were like, I know I did bad, but also like, cause you're so used to doing it, but you did it in a really nice restaurant. I only do it once. Disgusting. Yeah. But you know, I get it. I find it gross. Absolutely. And a lot of people do. You're not the only one. And I get that. And like,

I'm also the – it's funny because I do it and I'm just like, man, when someone does it like two or three times, you're like, stop. It's gross. But once is just funny. Yeah. But that's only to me. All right. Well, with that being said, don't burp in front of CJ. Yeah. If anybody burps, CJ is going to lose it. I'm totally with it. I'm not a big fan of burping. Cheers. So we just got to chug it? Fizz, dude.

Yeah, so what's the movie, Chug? I already feel like I gotta burp. Yo, this is gonna be hard. So what constitutes a burp? Yeah, no, you can't burp in your mouth. No, like, keep your mouth close to the mic so we can tell. My stomach's really filling up, though. I wish I was taking in this. I just burped. I don't like that. Oh, CJ! It was very light. It wasn't a mic burp. I don't like that. I can't do it. Do it! Oh, dude!

Yo, we suck. I don't even know. You almost got to cut that noise out of the podcast. That was gross. You're a listening dude. I agree, though. Mike, why don't you just put your fart hole right up to there. Put your fart hole up on there. Don't do it. Mike. Mike. Can you imagine? I still haven't burped yet. Yeah, Ryan's winning, I guess. CJ's burp was tiny and so cute and so acceptable in the nice restaurant. Listen.

I don't really... It's just... I just think it's gross. Like... I agree. I'm not a fan of... Like, just deliberately not even trying to cover it up. Like, I know you got a burp, but when you just go...

But it's not like that. I can't get over the face of it. Yeah, for the record, I was like, the exaggeration makes it very funny, but it's not like that. It's not this. It's so fucking loud. I got one. I got one. It feels like you're trying to make it as loud as possible. Right, and if I was, it would have been just like that burp I just ripped. But the only thing is, like, we just, like, think it's acceptable, and it's because we let it slide around here, and then we go to this nice restaurant. Let it slide.

We let it slide. He lets me. I was just talking about this. Being around us for an extended period of time, you change. You lose your social skills. That's acceptable. Exactly. Whenever I go on a snowmobile trip, I come back a sailor, bro. Like, I'll be at dinner with my family. I catch myself swearing. And it won't even be like... Which you normally don't do. Acceptable. No, I mean, normally you don't like to swear for no reason, but I'll be like, hey, pass me that fucking Sprite. Like...

I just throw in swears for no reason. And after the RV trip, Alondra would do something fast, and I'd be like, bro. I would bro her. Yeah.

Especially after the RV trip. It was too long. You just turned into a freaking barbarian. Degenerate. Really funny. Dude, that's actually a pretty funny bit. Going to dinner with your grandparents. Grandma, why don't you pass me that fucking salt? That means CJ's family dinners though. That'd be acceptable. Our grandpa would be like, yeah, fuck! My mom listens to some of the podcasts. Transitionally. She goes...

She absolutely was not, like, mad at you. She goes, I kind of see where CJ gets his potty mouth from after seeing that video with their grandpa. I don't know if she's trying to tie it to something or whatever, but she's like, after seeing their grandpa, he's got quite a potty mouth on him too, so, like...

I can see how he would have that. And it was just so funny to me because then after hanging around him, whenever I hang out with you guys' grandpa, I'm like, yeah, I know it's only 1230, but I could use a Corona. I could use a beer. Yeah, whatever. Yeah, he's good shit. Your grandpa's the best. I am trying to work on my swearing, though.

I seriously do not. When I listen back to the pods, I'm like, why was I swearing? Unnecessary swear words. Dude, they just fit so easy. What makes a swear word a swear word? Yeah, I've always wondered that too. And who determines what's a swear word? Yeah, who just was like, you know what? These words aren't okay. I've always wondered that. What's the difference between shoot and shit? Who even made up shit?

Well, who made up most of the words and then... Pretty much everything's made up. And then they're just like, these ones are bad. Can't say them. Everything ever is kind of made up. It goes back into like even numbers. Like why one, two, three? That's deep. You know? Like why is that right? You know, I mean, just someone got to choose it and that's how it is. The thing about the F word is you can use it in so many different scenarios.

You know? Ben's going to get a spanking tonight. I agree. No, I agree. You can use it in so many... And like... It just...

It's almost like an exclamation point. Sometimes it's funny, though. It can be a punchline. It can be a sexual gesture. It can be a... Emphasis piece. It can be a hit piece. Like, fuck you. There's a lot of meanings to it. There's so many meanings behind it. Fuck can also be bad. Like, fuck you.

Like, fuck. You're like, shoot. No. An expression. Yeah, no kidding. It's amazing. And I think it's like a word that was just like ostracized from society. Yeah, there's not really like any negative connotation to it. Dana White has a massive poster hanging up in his office or it might be a big painting. It's just, fuck.

There's lots of negative. Maybe I'll be at that point someday. There's lots of negative connotations to it. Because he loves the word. He thinks that. He said that one time he went on ESPN and he said ass. He got his ass beat and ESPN like lost it. It was back before like swearing. But nowadays I think it's slowly becoming a little bit more acceptable. I'm still trying to work on my swearing. I'm trying to calm it down more. Why?

Yes, there is a point to it. Maybe if it's like a younger audience, like you can't just be yelling the F word in like middle school or even high school or like around kids. I get that. I'm not doing it for that reason. I'm not doing it for that reason. I just, maybe it's just because I criticize myself.

I watch the podcast back and I go, I just sound so stupid saying it that many times and I'm not happy about it. That's all I've got. I don't like the way I sound. I don't like the way I look. And I didn't realize I was doing it at the time. But now, thanks to our three cameras sitting there, I'm like, I should not do that. Do it yourself. And I'm trying not to. At least the F word. If I'm like, for example, in Walmart and there's a homie next to me and he is just...

Like he just taught, you know, there's maybe kids around or whatever, and he just F word every sentence or anybody that does that. I don't do that. No, and I'm not saying you do. I'm just like, ah, dude, learn how to like speak. Yeah. Learn how to speak. But then there's also times when you use it and it's just like, I don't know why I always think of this, but when we cut, the first time we ever cut the hole in the ice. Oh, yeah. Jake, before he jumps, goes, fuck your shit. Yeah.

That was funny. It was hilarious. Like, why did he say that? And I remember like... We still haven't got a solid answer out of that one. He just said something. There's just certain funny times. And also, I remember when I was in Jamaica, you know, the word bumbaclot? Mm-hmm. Apparently, that's a swear word. No idea. Yeah. What is that? What are you saying? It's a Twitter thing. Bumbaclot? Like...

It's the word in what context in so I didn't even know what it meant, but it was on Twitter and people would say Bumper Clot. It was almost like, what are your thoughts? That's what I thought it meant. And then we're Jamaica. They're like, yeah, if you swear and stuff like people that have potty mouths and among other things, they get put in jail. If you still don't say Bumper Clot because I didn't say it. I brought that up and like Pussy Clot is like another thing.

So you get put in jail in Jamaica. That's bullshit. If you're on the street swearing. Again, yeah, what is a swear word? Yeah, you can sell weed on the street in Jamaica. But can you imagine getting put in jail here for swearing even though what does a swear word really mean? What do you guys call spinning your car around in a circle with spinning the tires? What do you call that? Don't.

Donuts. Probably donuts, but shit. Whipping chitties. Apparently that isn't a term anywhere else other than like very Midwest. I saw a tweet about it. It was like apparently people in Minnesota call donuts whipping chitties. What's wrong with them? And it feels very normal to call it that. That's what you do. Yeah. Even my dad, that was one of the first swear words I probably ever heard him say. He was like, oh, were you out whipping chitties? That's really funny. That just swore.

Yeah. What'd you call it? That is what it's called. Yeah. Apparently it's just a Midwest thing. It's such a, yeah.

Maybe Canada thing. I don't know. Whipping shitties, eh? That is a very Canadian thing. You know what? I bet that did originate from Canada. It had to have. All the quality swear words came from Canada. Dude, Canadians love to swear. They do. Carter, man. Yeah, dude. Our friend Carter from British Columbia, that dude speaks like a sailor. I think it's because he's Canadian that it sounds funny, but he still uses it in a pretty good way. Yeah, fuck. We're going sledding today.

It's going to be fucking tits deep. Yeah, like that to me just doesn't sound good. Yeah, but when it's coming from him, it's just right. Dude, Canadians do swear a lot, actually. Totally off topic here. I don't know what made me think of this, but people in Dubai...

license plate oh i was just gonna say yeah yeah yeah and the high like the lower their number of license plate like the richer they are like cars like lamborghinis and ferraris and rolls royces are a dime a dozen in dubai so they flex on people with their license plates i am accustomed to very dumb flexes and that is a dumb flex the dumbest that is has to be the dumbest flex i've ever heard a

A guy spent $14.3 million. Whoa! $14.3 million on the license plate number one. That's how much it was. Wow. Yeah, I saw the video. The guy's like, I got a Bugatti. A literal, I don't know, $1.2 million Bugatti. And he's like,

Found out. I love how he found this out after. Yeah, that he was like, oh, yeah, you're not that cool. You don't have a low license plate number. And he bought nine. He, you know. He had number nine? Hustled for number nine. And he goes, well, the prince of Dubai has number one. And I was curious as to how much it cost. He's like, I got number nine, eight or nine or whatever it was. And that was nine million. Whoa. Didn't have anything to do with the number, but nine. Nine million. Whoa.

The Bugatti? It goes to auction, too. They just auction. They just run it up. Who wants it the most? Kind of reminds me of an NFT. Really? Some of them that don't have utility, just so you can have this ape that you put as your profile picture. Art. So weird, though. But that's the thing. It's not art. It just comes from the government. It says nine or whatever. I don't even know. Yeah, who does the money go to? Just so everyone knows. Does it go to the other person, or does the government get it? Probably the government, I'd imagine.

I don't even know if they need any. Why is Dubai so rich? Oil. It's because if... I actually didn't know that. I don't know actually how originally where the money goes, but people look at it as like an investment, their plates. And a lot of people don't even run them. They just have them.

Probably because it could be stolen, dude. Someone would take that plate off. It's worth that much money. That's a great point. I didn't think about that. And I want to say it's something like an NFT in the fact that if you have number five, you have it. They can steal the plates, but they don't. That's true. That's true.

Well, like, think about that dude in your college apartment. You know, he's like, you steal street signs and stuff. But you had, like, the number two license plate. Allegedly. And there's an up in your college dorm in Dubai is, like, the number seven license plate. You're like, dang, you stole that from the prince? So, like, how big is Dubai? Something tells me you'd have people knocking on your door real quick. Probably. I feel like it's small. Like, is it small? Like, it's big and it's got...

Some of the tallest buildings in the world, but how big is Dubai? I don't know. How big is the population of Dubai? Yeah, apparently with the license plates, it's like a status thing. And the nicer your car is doesn't really mean that much there because there are so many. So if you pull into a place and you have a super low license plate, they treat you differently with VIP service. If you're going down the highway and you have a low license plate, people give you the right of...

the right of way more or they'll let you pass or something like that. It's more than just a number. It's more than a number. It's basically just like a status. Do you not get pulled over? Maybe. I'd probably pay some money for that. They're like, dang, that guy's like sub 50. Don't mess with him. You should just get the license plate number one and see how that goes. I think number one's probably taken, but I have like number like eight.

Mine's super low. 37. It's a single digit. You shouldn't give me a ticket. Just such a strange, useless flex. Who decided that? Where did that originate from? Probably one of many things in Dubai. I just looked it up. They have 3.3 million in the city.

I don't know if there's such a thing as a suburb of Dubai, but... Dubai, you can't swear or, like, act like a... Degenerate. Degenerate. So, no pranking and stuff. I don't know. Probably not, dude. They don't mess around there. Because I remember when Nelk went to Dubai or wherever for the UFC Island, they said, like, no swearing, like, all this stuff. And they almost were like, we might maybe shouldn't go.

Because, like, they were, I mean, there's, like, how are we going to, like, change everything? But they still win. I guess it was fine. I mean, if Dana White was there, you're probably fine. That'd be so sick to go to Dubai. It would. But also when you go to, like, a third world, that's not third world, but you go to, like, a country like that where it's so much different. I mean, imagine if for some reason someone wrong, you got thrown in jail.

Shit's just different in other places. I'm not saying it's perfect here, but it would really suck. Like, especially obviously Mexico. That's why I'm kind of like, I don't really know if I want to go to like Mexico trip. Cause there's like no way that we could go to Mexico without you getting thrown into it. Not me, but I'm just saying I could see something happening.

Imagine. They throw Big Ken in jail and we're just like, we can't get him out. Yeah. That might happen. That probably happens all the time. Mexico's got to be nasty. Mike, you would be somebody's bitch so fast. To be fair, we all would. To be fair, we all would. I just see Mike walking in. Big poppy in the back just eyeing him up. I was listening to the No Jumper podcast with this dude Evan always listens to. He's apparently the only white blood that

That's he's legit. No jumper is a part of the bloods. No, no, no, no, no, no jumper, but 1098 is this white boy from like New Hampshire or something. And he's part of the bloods. Anyway, he's telling his experience in jail. You are prison, bro. He's just like people get like straight up raped in there. Well, like you either stand up for yourself. And if you don't stand up for yourself right away and then try to later, he's like the homie just got like fucked stabbed in the neck.

I was like, bro, I'm never going to jail or prison. Like, just count me out of that. That's a good idea, Mike. I think that is a good idea. Yeah, that's a good idea. That's something everyone can take home. But that's what I'm saying. Yeah, like, you were right. I wouldn't build the last month in there. I don't think any of us would. I don't think any of us could, though. It'd be a bad situation. Yeah. I'd just do push-ups all day. I saw push-ups and pull-ups, yeah. I watched...

TikTok earlier that this guy goes, life's all about perspective. One guy I know, he works out three times a day. He has sex two times a week. And, yeah, he gets to sleep in. But he complains all the time about being in jail. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.

That's funny. I wanted to bring up our buddies, the Side by Side blog guys. Good dudes. We've been down in Florida with them. Bad things happen to good dudes. Get out of here, dudes. They were driving to something for Cletus in Indiana or something like that, and their whole rig with their dually truck and all of their razors and literally everything they own flipped over on the highway. Was it the dang Indiana wind? I don't know. I don't think it could have been.

Some type of driving mistake or maybe avoiding something. And then I was like, oh, I wonder if the side-by-sides are okay. They got so much money into those things. They're probably 50 grand a unit. Yeah, it's crazy. No one was hurt, but they said all the side-by-sides were good. Literally everything's mangled. Really? Yeah. Oh, that sucks. What about their truck? It flipped over too. It was all mangled on the side. I think they could still drive it.

But it was pretty bent up. Can you imagine how rattled they had to have been? No, dude. We've traveled all over the country. And every time we get home, I get so thankful that nothing happens when we're driving. I agree. Like, think of the RV trip. We traveled 8,000 miles in two weeks. I know. Through cities, mountains. There's a lot that can go wrong. Exactly. Every little stop is important, obviously. Yeah. Yeah, I mean, even today, dude, when we were driving back,

Ben and I, so we went and picked up my new boat, and we didn't have brakes. We didn't have... Because the connector was broken, as we all agreed on later, earlier. CJ's not pointing fingers now. I never pointed fingers. I just said, who broke it? Like, own up to it. Which, if you look at it, I guess, to me, it looked like it was just fully ripped out. I was like, oh, someone just didn't unconnect it, and they pulled away from the trailer. But whatever. Doesn't matter. So...

The freaking... It was so windy and that truck is like a kite. And that boat is also like kind of acting like a kite. So they're freaking going like this down the interstate. We got cars all over us. We're in Fargo. And I'm like, did they hook the trailer up right? And he's like, I don't know. I didn't do it. And I was like...

I hope they didn't expect me to hook it up, right? I'm having flashbacks to the time when we were in Wisconsin riding with Fuller in that exact same truck before we bought it, and he was pulling his boat, and it fell off on the interstate. That was wild. The chains were connected. That was wild. Because we hit a bump, and it makes sense how it could happen because that truck's so stiff, so it's just like, cuckoo. And I could see it. I'm like, fucking A. I was like, I don't want to risk it. So we pull over.

In a terrible spot. On the interstate. Yeah. Well, you were like, pull over. I was like, pull over. And there's like mud and shit on the side of the road. So I'm pulling over as far as I can because I don't have brake lights. So I can't flash them and whatever. And we go and check. And it was on there. But now I've got all this traffic. And I pull out of there in our truck, which I somehow made it out. But just spun and spit mud all up on the side of the boat, in the boat. Oh.

So now I got to clean all that. But I don't know. This goes back to just, it was sketchy. Ben and I were, Ben literally said, dude, I'm like anxious right now riding with you. I was like, I am too. Because it was just waving all over the road. It was sketchy. Yo, why are you telling me this?

Because it goes back to sketchy trailer driving. Bro, poor CJ. I'm kidding. That was pretty good timing on that. But, yeah, CJ got a new boat, and it's sick. Bro, I like that. It's a setup, too, with the SEMA truck. Yeah, yeah, yeah. All red. They pulled in. Ben and CJ pulled in, pulling in, and it's red and black. I go, dude, it looks so good. It looks like you tried a little too hard because they match so good. It really does.

I'm not going to lie. You kind of almost look stupid. Yeah, that's what he told me. I was like, people see the truck and they're like, that's a sick truck, but I bet he's got a tiny penis. And if they see this set up, they got to be like, oh, Lord, help him. Honestly, when you told me that, I was like, he's right. He's right. Let's get out of here.

before somebody sees us go go go it's funny too because i saw i think i was like this will look sick behind the seam of truck i want this one that is so true though like there's a point where it looks like i tried too hard now it's all jokes and it totally does it's like it's like i'm gonna build the truck and then i'm gonna get my sombio trailer wrapped the same and then my same vibe same vibe it looks like try hard why did you yeah i know yeah no it's all right man

You'll get them next time. You know what it's going to be good for? Get them on the next boat. The gram. Guarantee you people are going to go. Yeah, I bet you that the boat and the truck pic will go viral on the wakeboard boat pages. I'd be scrolling along. I'd go, that's sick. Because normally it's just the boat and a truck on a small lift, but this will just look ridiculous. They're going to look at it and go, damn. Not only does that guy have money, but he's got a small dick too. You know what the coolest part is? He's okay with it. Yeah.

He's proud. He's like, yeah, he's looking so good that he's proud of his small dick. This makes me feel good about my micro penis. Oh, we didn't say anything about that. Gosh darn. Well, boys. We got to go golfing. Yeah. Sweet shots. Oh, yeah, yeah. I'm so excited for this. You guys know how I golf. Pretty bad. I'm so excited to see this. It's going to be funny. That's right. Dibs not being in Micah's bay. Yeah. I'll be with him. I'll be with Mike. That's hilarious. That's the best part about golfing. Yeah.

Mike somehow gets a golf cart up on the second floor. They're like, we don't even have golf carts. He drives it off. Yo, can we bring our own golf cart? God damn it. Mike bails out again just from the second floor. Lands on the grass, gets up. Yeah, it got posted by a golf page, right? Your page, you ghost ride in the golf cart? Yeah, me jumping off the retaining wall. People were so upset. So upset. Golfers were pissed.

calling daddy's money and all this and i'm like bro it's like i didn't do anything i literally i went in there and i started responding to some people i started going after this one guy because he was like saying you actually yeah he was i can't remember what he said but i was like watch out buddy this guy's gonna fuck your wife i was like kind of going in because they were going in on you so then i was like i had to defend that's a good friend i was like these assholes and i was

I was looking at their profiles, trying to come up with anything that I could. And I was like, oh, this guy's married. A bunch of just good guys that like golfing without their wives. Although I did, there was one that was really good that it was just like, I don't think we can call this a gentleman's sport anymore. That is funny. I'm like, now when we play. On that bombshell. Catch you guys next week. Thanks for listening. Thanks for listening, guys. Hit the subscribe button. Peace.

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