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Dude, Evan, bro. Happy to be here, Ben. So if you guys haven't been paying attention, Evan is now full-time Seaboys TV. And people were stoked. Yeah, if you missed the video, we announced it in a video and everyone was so freaking amped about it. Yeah, because it has been such a long time coming. It's been a blast so far. Yeah, what do you think after being a part of the crew for a week? Oh, look who it is. Steven? You're dirty. I figured you were coming. What are you doing? What do you got going on here?
You look like a laborman. I've been pressure washing my truck for the last like hour and a half, dude. Can we get a zoom in on this guy's face? We don't have a zoom in. Okay, messed up the cameras. Ken's back there. He can't run three. I need a freaking view after that. So we just got... What's your plan here? Are you planning on wearing this the whole time or what? You smell like shit, Ryan. What's the deal with mudding guys? Why do they like it so much? Mudding sucks.
Mudding is fun. It's just cleaning sucks. But yeah, I got like six minutes of fun to an hour and a half of pressure washing non-enjoyment. Like the fun to not fun is not there. Do most mudding guys spend that much time cleaning it? Because most mudding guys are like, well, I'm going to just clean it again or I'm going to just mud it again. So why would I waste my time? I guess that's true. But I feel like guys like Braden, their stuff's clean at the start.
And then they go and get dirty and you feel gross. You're wet. I have mud on my face. You wasn't built for it. Ryan wasn't built. I didn't guys built for that shit. Your truck wasn't built for it either. Most true statement. Yeah. I forget that. That's like a hundred thousand dollar truck.
And you've done some dirty things to it, literally. Well, I kind of forgot. I don't forget. But you forget. And then, like, you do the thing. And so, say, last night, my truck got stuck in the field, and we had to have Jake come and pull it out.
And I had to leave it there overnight. I left and I went and ate supper and then laid down in bed and I was thinking about my poor truck out there stuck in the field. I go, man, why did I do that? Like I spent so much money on something and I'm so proud of it and try to keep it nice. I'm like, why...
Did I go get it stuck up to the bumper in the middle of our field? Like, it was just dumb. Well, you didn't do it on purpose. Well, to be fair. True. I did also kind of warn you. I hate to be that guy. You did, and actually probably that's why I got stuck. Because if you're like, don't come out here, I'm like, I got to come out there now. You told me I can't. I don't know if that makes any sense.
I wanted to prove you wrong. It wasn't like a thing that me saying like, you can't do it. I was just being like, yo, it's super soft. You shouldn't do it. It's not like I was questioning if you could make it or not. To be fair, I had more faith in my truck than I should have. All right, I'm going to go. Sorry to interrupt about Evan. Anyways, we've had the group, you know, it started with seven. It was a hobby and...
And then, you know, a couple people went their own ways, and it was just us five for the last couple of years now. And a lot of people would always ask, can I join C-Boys TV? Can I join C-Boys TV? And we'd be like, no, it's not really like that. Like, we just kind of were friends, and it just formed into this naturally. We're not really adding more people or... But Evan...
Just kind of slowly finagled his way in. Unintentional, I would assume? I mean, I was definitely looking forward every time we got to hang out. Okay, but you weren't intentionally trying to work your way into the group? Yeah, not necessarily. I was just trying to do something cool every time I came down. Well, Evan just was such a good addition to the team that we had to offer him to...
quit his job and come on full time. It was pretty crazy like quitting my job to be honest. I didn't know what circumstances it would take for me to quit my job. I just didn't envision doing it and
especially that quick like the way that you did yeah the way that he did is so legendary can we back up a little bit so we were at uh we're in san diego and it's me evan and ben and we're sitting at this table and uh we've been drinking a little bit whatever on my birthday on evan's birthday vibes were flowing we are sitting by the ocean vibes vibes are extremely high and evan just kept saying like dude you guys like you just don't don't understand like
How awesome this is. Like, thank you so much for bringing me along. And I just love this. I do. You don't realize how much I don't want to go back to work. Just go. Are you baiting us in? Now that I'm thinking about it. No, I couldn't have imagined that you guys were just going to drop it like that. We had already talked about it a couple of weeks prior.
uh, all of us, all of us guys. And the RV trip was actually kind of a test. We already knew you were going to fit in good, but we were like, well, let's just give it one last little final test run. And you were, you were passing with flying colors. Cause it was just, it was great having you with. So then we didn't know, we didn't know when to bring it up. And so when you were, when you were talking about it at lunch or at breakfast that morning,
We're like, man, it's like he almost knows. Like if Mike like tipped him off or something like that and he's just trying to bait us in right now. Which is a very common thing to happen. Mike would totally. He totally would. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, we got like this big plan to unveil it to Evan and we're all excited to, you know, hopefully get him to be happy about it. And he already just spilled the beans. Oh, yeah. Evan, the boys are probably going to ask you. He's like that meme of the cat at the end of the table.
Like pop that up on the screen He's the cat He's just like Sitting in the back It was like a perfect time To bring it up and ask you and everything But like I said We were a couple mimosas in And the vibes were good And Evan goes Fuck it
I'm going to text my boss. He was super in. I'm so in. I'm going to text my boss right now. And Evan's been working asbestos, the same job for 10 years. So you've had the same boss for 10 years, right? I imagine the same guy. Yep. Maybe don't do that right now. I mean, maybe talk to your girl, talk to your family, figure out some details first. And Evan was like, nope.
Nope, I'm going to do it right now. Evan shows me his phone, and he's got this thing. I start reading it. I'm like, okay, yeah. And his resignation is two weeks or whatever. He's like, should I send it? Look good? And I just go, maybe just wait 24 hours. And then one minute later, he just turns and looks at me and goes, I sent it. Dude, I mean, I guess it goes to show you had...
What you wanted to figure it out. Like, you know, I knew what I wanted to do and I figured I was doing the best thing by just letting them know as soon as possible. True that you did have a good point there. Cause the sooner you let them know, then it's like, you know, one last day of,
Of having to work there I guess Yeah plus we had a week left to the RV trip So I figured I didn't want to get stuck working when I went back Now how is it? You've been here for a week It's been super muddy I envisioned less mud but other than that No it's been sick Is it easier or harder?
um i won't be offended if you say it's easier at all i mean yeah it's it's easier but it's easier to just keep moving doing something you enjoy doing like yeah even stuff that might not seem fun a lot funner than removing asbestos dude you had to have just been like stoked to one this is a pretty fun job but two just be done with that oh for sure like
I didn't know what I would do if I wasn't doing that. But like this is like a dream job. So it's just opposite ends of the spectrum. How did your family take it? The girlfriend, how'd everyone, how was everyone receiving it? Your friends, your co-workers? Yeah, everyone just stoked like across the board. Everyone I've talked to, it's all good things, happy for me. No one's concerned or anything like that?
Not that I'm aware of, but I'm sure there's some concerns behind the scenes. Slim's like, I don't know how I'm going to keep fixing his bike if he has to keep riding it every day. I'm going to keep Slim busy. Yeah, man, we're definitely stoked to have you on. And everyone watching right now that supports us by, one, just watching the videos or the podcast or buying the merch and everything like that, you made this possible for us to bring on Evan and
Hopefully we can just continue to do it and grow the brand. I just want to say from everybody, we're just happy to have you here, Evan. It seemed like no matter what we were doing, it was just like if Evan was there, it was more fun, the vibes were higher, and the video just would end up better. That was our whole reasoning behind pretty much doing it. As I say, I'm super happy to be here and super thankful for the opportunity to do this.
Yeah, it's pretty cool because I feel like we said we would never do this, but not necessarily never bring Evan on, but you just never would bring another person on to the team. But who knows? Maybe we'll bring some more people on. Yeah, we used to be asked that all the time, and we're like, I don't think it works like that. But, I mean, now, I mean, it kind of does because it just makes the videos better. Yep.
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whatever so evan being a normal dude is like all right we're leaving at six i gotta load up a bike i gotta load up my stuff i'm gonna be there at five like ready to go well mike's birthday was the night before so i'm there at like 5 45 everything ready evan rolls in he's like all right you know hey and we we chat load up and goes where's everybody else we going we're waiting for micah we gotta drag micah out of bed we gotta get ben we had to go pick up cody the first time i pulled on the highway 10 i turned left
And I don't know, I just was tired, not paying attention. And I like kind of pulled out in front of a semi and like didn't go that fast. And Evan called me, goes, oh, there's a semi there. And then what? A-
10 hours later, we ran out of gas. Yeah, that was my bad. Yeah, somehow you blame that on yourself that we ran out of gas because of you because you said it didn't top off. It just went to 100 bucks and then back. But from that moment, I think of the way that we met
Was all so bad. Like you could have literally just wrote us off right there. Being like, these kids are so dumb. Yeah. I don't know if I'd say dumb, maybe a little disorganized at times. Just a little ill prepared. Just a shit show. It is funny though. It goes to show like how just getting out there and doing something new can be
puts you, you know, in the position to have an opportunity later on in life or just, you know, such good friendships. It's amazing, you know. If Evan would have just been like, I don't really know these guys. I don't want to ride with them or I don't want to go with because it was technically David who was just like, hey, you want to just ride with these guys? You can come riding with us. You had no clue who we were and you just were like, whatever, I'll go. Yeah.
Well, shout out to David for making that happen. You know he's going to want that shout out too. It's true though. That's the same thing. When I met my girlfriend, I remember it was years ago. She cold called me up and asked to go on a party bus. A few days prior, I was thinking to myself, you just got to say yes to more things and get out there because that's how you get people.
Yeah.
Yeah, I think that's like the beautiful thing that that we deal with is like the more we say yes to and the more things that we do, like the more content we get out of it. And we like put ourselves in all these like such weird positions. Right. Like why would you ever go to a city that has no laws like Squatterville? Right. Besides for us making like a video out of it, but like leaving it.
Man, video aside, I had a great time. Ryan, I don't think you did, but I learned a lot from it. It was like a very humbling experience. When would you ever put yourself in that position if it wasn't for making a video or just saying yes to being like that? Yeah, I mean, just saying yes to more things and just trying things is huge.
I like go to think about that even with getting deals. So our buddy Mark, he just knows like everybody. And so like you can get a good deal. Let's say you need like a jet ski lift. Yes, Mark, he knows somebody who sells jet ski lifts and that person is going to get you a deal now because Mark's good buddies with him. Just goes to being like friends with people. Then you go to pick it up. You end up being friends with them now. It's super helpful meeting people and just building relationships like that.
That kind of stuff, you know? And then maybe they need something and they come to us later on and then you give it back. But it's funny how small the world actually is. You go, we were just talking about this on the RV trip. We met Kyle from Nelk one day and now he's met Trump. Like you're like one extension away from Trump, but I mean like one away from Kim Jong-un. Yeah. It's crazy that we're like two people away from Kim Jong-un. Can we unpack that a little bit? Rewind when we were in slab city,
Ryan and Ken, you guys were hanging back. You were staying your distance. I understand maybe you didn't want to roll in with such a big pack, which makes sense. But also, at the end, you mentioned that you felt like maybe we were being disrespectful or something. Care to elaborate? Because Ben mentioned it earlier. It was such a weird place. I was just through and through uncomfortable. When I edited it...
It was pretty fucking funny. No, I didn't edit you out, but you just weren't even really in the camera shot because you were like in the background and your face was like this the whole time.
I was just... Dude, I was on easy. I should honestly go get a screen grab because it's pretty fucking funny. If anything, though, I will say... So you felt uncomfortable? Dude, the whole time. I felt uncomfortable with myself being there. And then I felt uncomfortable. We're riding around on these dirt bikes, making noise. And everybody just felt like they were looking at you. You just see them back in their huts looking at you. And I just...
I mean, she was supposed to say hi. I mean, they were looking at us. Yes, yes. But like you, what are you driving down the road and somebody looks at you and you're like, no, but shit, shit. They saw me. No, not like that. And that's not how I felt. I felt like it would be the same thing if someone was in my neighborhood riding a dirt bike around, I'd be like, what the fuck is this kid doing? Right. And we're there kind of like exploiting their lifestyle. And that made me feel uneasy. And I totally get that. You don't think that.
But, like... No, I see where you're coming from. I agree with what you're saying there. I see where you're coming from. Yeah, so, like, I just didn't feel that right, which obviously isn't good because we had a job to do there, but, like... I thought you guys did fine, honestly, because it just wasn't your spot where you thrive. Yeah. It wasn't, like, your situation where you thrive and there's other situations where you thrive and maybe I don't, and that's fine. Then you take the reins. But it was funny, though. I got to say, I need to find some, like, screen grabs of your guys' face. Because I... Honestly, though, if anything...
and I'm not saying this to be mean, if they were going to be mad at anyone, I think they would have been mad at you guys. Like the looks on your faces and the way you were acting was almost very unapproachable. Whereas we were being very approachable. We were like, Hey, how's it going? You know, talking to them and they were talking to us, letting them ride the dirt bike. Uh, you know, they wanted to invite me into the house. I went in, like, I wasn't like, Oh,
no, I'm not coming in here. You know that as soon as we started talking, they welcomed us. Cause I didn't have a single bad experience the whole time. And they all loved us. Frickin Darlene wanted, wanted us to stay. And she even said like, if you ever come back, you got to come visit. And like, you know, there was two types of people.
Being tourist in that slab city, right? There was us going around. We were like, I would consider it like boots on the ground. I think it was that we didn't look like we were scared either. Like we weren't going in like, cause then it makes them feel like what? Oh, you're scared of me. Yeah. Like, you know,
Honestly, this is just hypothetical, but keep going. And then there was other people that would straight up have like a rental car just going down the middle of like these gravel roads with their windows up and you could tell that they were just like weird, like tourists, but they wanted to see what it was all about. Super strange that it was more of like a tourist destination, but they were scared. And that was...
in my opinion, more disrespectful because then these people are just like almost they're just like judging where we're there just basically like... We're riding the skate park and they wanted us to. We're like immersing ourselves in the community. Yeah, exactly. And they were like welcomed us with open arms. I mean, the first...
The first guy was like, I asked him, what do we got to do to like, you know, fit in here or, you know, not do not, not disrespect anyone. And he goes, honestly, man, just, uh, have a kind open heart and don't steal shit, which is pretty funny. Cause then moments later he, we thought that he stole my bike, but he didn't, he was a nice guy.
And that was almost kind of just like the mentality like going around. So obviously there was like the tweakers, which would probably the ones staying in the back of their property, like looking at you and that probably were more sketchy. Obviously those aren't the ones that are like inviting us in.
But then, I mean, I don't know. Most of the people seemed like super welcoming and nice. To your point, Ryan, about exploiting their lives. I see where you're coming from because I wouldn't want to do that either. And that's why I just cut out literally like an hour of footage of Darlene telling us all these stories of her life. I was like, eh, we're going to take that out. Would she even give us permission to film and stuff? It was just so, I don't know. I don't feel like we did because they...
They gave us permission to film and they were even like coming up and talking to us. And like, they kept carrying on after, I mean, we're clearly filming, you know, it's like one of those things, like after we left and I was driving away, everything was fine. I was like, fuck, I wish I'd experienced that better. You guys are so good at experiencing life in so many different, like odd scenarios and like,
capturing it that sometimes when I'm scared or I'm uncomfortable, I don't get, you don't get to experience it because if I had come there alone or like with my family, I would have been the guy in a car driving around. I would not have been the guy riding the dirt bike or walking around, but like, that's the way that you guys are about some things. And it's so cool.
see because kind of like you say you're like yeah i was that was my element like i was in my element there like doing things with people and i feel the same way like when we do like little pranks on people even if it's not that detrimental to them i just get so uncomfortable doing it and it's tough i'm working on getting over it yeah but i feel weirded out i feel that way though typically too i don't know i just like
Feel like going into that kind of stuff, I'm already prepared for what it's going to be. A lot of people came up to me after and were like, wow, I can't believe you went to Slab City. It really wasn't that sketch, I thought. And I had such a large group of people. And the people you selected, it was like Darlene, who was nice and welcoming. You didn't go up to the guy that was in the back like, hey, hey, come over here. Let me film you. She was open to it. People that live there, if they are mad about...
or people coming in and filming it, which I'm sure there is. But you got to keep in mind, like, this is kind of like a...
tourist destination in a weird way like an art village like if you wanted to really be secluded I'm sure there's plenty of places that you can go in the United States that aren't as like yeah the national you know true so it's like that's true yeah obviously yeah they're not all stoked about it seemed like they were really doing it up to make it either creepy or like kind of like destination attracted more people yeah yeah it's like every shack was also an art exhibit yeah
That too. And they were asking for donations and shit. CJ donated Darlene $100, and we went to this art museum, and they were like, yo, we appreciate any donations. You can touch all the art. You can ride on the art. Ryan got mad at me because I was taking a picture on it too. Stop touching shit. And I was like, he told me I could.
And yeah, I mean, we donated money and shit too. That place is just the polar opposite of what a normal person is. Like normally you go to a fucking art museum and you don't touch everything. No shit, this is not a normal art museum. I know, but I'm like... This is an art museum in Slab City. I know, but Ben's like running around touching shit, like pulling it off. And I'm like, I don't know if we're supposed to do that. He said, touch everything you want, but if you bleed, you have to bleed on the art. Exactly. But that's what I mean. Then we were leaving and then you were like...
This guy got mad at me. And I was like, I didn't get mad. I love that. I don't know that we should. Fuck you, man. Your vibes are bad. Yeah. No, that's not what it's about. They said that to him? Yeah. Yeah. They were like, no, dude, that's not what it's about. Like, your vibes are off. You got to be more. The people told you that, Ryan? Yeah, at the end. And I just was like.
Like you are right. I miss that. Like, yes, dude, you are right. See what I'm saying though? I think you guys were so uncomfortable that it made you unapproachable in the situation, which made them be like, what's wrong with those guys? They don't like my place here. What? They don't want to come to my house. Like that type of thing. You guys, I see exactly where you're coming from with the art thing. Cause typically you're not supposed to touch other people's shit. They must've worked hard on it. You just didn't hear what the guy said prior. I, I see where you're coming from. It's just, if,
If you guys went and were rock crawling in a razor up a mountain, I would be uncomfortable and you would probably feel just fine. So just goes to show there's different strokes for different folks. It was a great, great toss. I'm just trying to merge it. I don't know. I just like being in weird situations, though, for some reason. I don't like it, but I just like, especially when we're filming, because I just think it's funny.
just driving. If you put me in like other situations, I can be the extreme. I'm like, no, it's fine. Don't worry about this. Yeah. It's like a truck. Yeah. Yeah. But like to most people, I'm over the edge of like, wow, he really just is like going with the flow. He doesn't care about this. Doesn't like whatever. It's just different levels. And then I'm with you guys and I look like a fucking Karen walking around slab city.
And it's just like so hard to elevate up to this like high level. I wouldn't say high level. It is, yeah. Also, though, I will say every single person I've ran into in town or just back home, they go, I saw that you guys went to that city with no laws. Wow, that was something. That...
That was sketchier. I would not do that. So, I mean, they wouldn't even have probably hopped on, you know, walked around. Maybe we are just extremely jaded. If you guys are the 1%, I'm like at fucking 2%. I'm right there, dude. I'm working on it. I agree. I'm working on it. I agree. Ken's maybe at 3%. No fucking way. Ken ain't at 3%.
Ken's at 97. I'm sorry, Ken. We just drag him into those situations. I'm sorry. I forgot you're Jamie Cam today. You're back there defenseless. So who do you think would win in a hot dog eating contest? Micah or Ken? Micah loves hot dogs. Yeah, he does. Ken can probably put them down, yeah. Micah is a glizzy gladiator. I feel like he won't even chew it. Micah or Ken? Micah. He'll just slide that thing right down his throat. He just loves the feeling of it.
I don't know if we should do that after this. Let's actually, I'm going to make a versus poll. So if you guys aren't following us on versus, go to the versus app, follow us at SeaboysTV. You can vote. It's either free or you can put money down on it. All right, so hot dog eating contest. Tomorrow night, 7 o'clock, we got Big Ken versus the bird, Micah. Hot dog Mike, though. Doot, doot.
Mike doesn't even know he's in the other room right now, but he was going to be ecstatic when he sees all those hot dogs on that plate. Dude, I am absolutely fascinated by the guys that can put down like 25 Big Macs in 10 minutes, and they're like... They're mighty hungry. They're barely any bigger than Ryan, you know? Yeah. I don't know why I put so much meat on that.
Well, I'm not a big guy. He's not that big, but I mean, you know, he looks like he's 25 big man in a sitting. You know, he's a big guy, but he's not that big. Not as big as you'd think. So you guys know how I'm like young and all that? Okay. Yeah, it must be nice. I realized that there's just certain things that I just missed, like being young, that are still very relevant today, but I just...
Yeah. Like the 90s. I wasn't born yet. One of those things. Or if I was born, it just wasn't happening in my life, right? Okay. WWE. Missed it. You did. Totally missed it. Really? You didn't have TV. It means absolutely nothing to me. I probably only had a short stint. I think it was like...
fourth through maybe sixth. Fourth into sixth grade. I eventually kind of got out of it, but I freaking loved it, dude. I'd watch every night. So I watched Monday Night Raw. Then I'd watch... At the time, it was Thursday night ECW. Or maybe it was Tuesday night ECW. And then they had...
Friday Night Smackdown. Geez, they had a lot of these shows. I didn't realize that. CJ, I wasn't that into it. Well, for a long time. I only watched it four nights a week. No, it was just three nights. But yeah, it was the best, dude. Evan, I feel like you watched WWE. I did not. Really? Yeah, no wrestling for me. That makes me feel better. I'm not sure if I want to actually admit this out loud, but it's fake.
No shit. Okay, all right, all right. I was just getting double-checked. He's holding on to mind-blowing information right here. CJ, you won't believe this, bro. But do they pick who the winner is going to be? Yeah, they already have it picked. So how does that work then? They have it picked, but then they go into the match and basically make it entertaining. So they have a few ideas on how it's going to go, but then it's up to them in there, and they just are so good at doing it, they can just play along with each other and make an entertaining fight.
How do they determine who the champion's going to be, though? Probably just off a storyline and what's going to sell the best, what's going to be the most entertaining. Because that's all it is. They have all these crazy storylines that come in where someone steals this person's girlfriend. Oh. Yeah, it gets so good, dude. Honestly, that's what it was about. It was like a drama. And then this guy got his tag team partner and his tag team partner like,
betrays him. Yeah. He turns on him in the match and joins the other tag team or whatever, you know? So it's just all acting then. Yeah, it is. Because then when they're mad about it, it's like they went into it knowing. Well, they're not actually mad. It's just acting, dude. It's just for entertainment, homie. That's why it's called WWE, World Wrestling Entertainment. Ha ha ha.
I think there's like the three stages of WWE as you're growing up. First, you're a kid. You think it's real and you're awestruck. Yeah. Then you go through like your teen years and you're like, it's fake. And then you get older and you go, these dudes are still throwing themselves out the top rope to freaking like head slam. Some dude, you just go, I can just appreciate the show. Yeah. That's how I was watching Logan Paul's do it. I was like, how is he doing this? Like,
Yeah, he's pretty talented. I would love to go to a WWE match. Just go nuts. I would love to see you at a WWE match. I'd probably pay the extra money to get right down front, dude. Do you get hit with a chair? Fuck no, I'm not trying to get hit with a chair. Why would I want that? I pay to get hit with a chair? CJ goes to his first WWE match. Get hit with a stray chair? Suck ass, dude.
I'm going to actually look right now. When is the next WWE coming around? Yo, how... It wouldn't be funny, but it'd be pretty fucking funny. Dude, I'd hop the thing and body slam it. CJ gets in with a stretcher.
Okay, all they got is shitty-ass micro-wrestling. Micro-wrestling? Yeah, so like... Like midgets? You're not supposed to use that word anymore. Like little people? Yeah, little people wrestling. Having you try to get canceled? Micro-wrestling. That's at the windbreak. No fucking way. It's today. What?
It's tonight, guys. If we go to Fargo, we can watch micro-wrestling. We almost have to. I might have to stay in town. CJ, I'm going to get a massive sign made that says, hit my friend with a chair. They fucking would. The micro-wrestlers are actually savages. They're trying to climb the ranks. There's such a hierarchy to becoming a wrestler, you know, like the WWE type of wrestler. There's all these little small...
uh leagues or divisions that you have to like climb through and do good are they all fake yeah i gotta imagine that wednesday night at the windbreak division has got to be pretty i feel like it would be fucking nuts dude everyone be all hammered and shit they're they're going for it sorry
Sorry. Is that actually a bad word? Yes. Yeah. I would say it's just as bad as saying the R word. You can't say the R word anymore. Isn't that weird how many things have changed? When I was a kid, I think I said the R word. I mean, I was waving that thing around like it was nothing, you know? No one's business. Like, every single one of my friends. Every single one of my friends. I mean, everyone called each other that. That's just how the kids were. That's another thing I missed. I missed it.
You didn't have friends. That was a problem. They were calling you the R word, Ben. That's what it was. That's what it was. It's not a funny joke, man. It's not. I mean, it's sad truth. You're my cousin. I don't feel happy about it. How do you think it is? Something funny, Evan? Growing up with a kid like this, got to take him around with you. Now you're stuck with him. Your parents. It all started with one time where CJ's parents go, why don't you just hang out with your little cousin, Ben? Yeah, June 17th.
Friday night SmackDown. Okay, that'd be pretty legit. That's in Minneapolis. Frick, I don't want to go all the way to Minneapolis in the summer. June 17th? That's a good summer night right there. I think we'll be on the Crown Rally. What are they in Vegas next? We just don't go to any events unless they're in Vegas. I'm sure I'll come back around. If you want a good show, you gotta go to Vegas. WWE's fucking sick, though, if you ask me. I probably couldn't watch it today.
But I love watching the documentaries of the wrestlers that I watched growing up. And they talk about, you know, it's a hard life. I can imagine. They don't make that much money either. Until they're in the WWE. You don't make that much money in the WWE. Really? Unless you're like...
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a large item like that, like legitimately 200 feet, and then they just land a flat in their house. We should get Evan in a monster truck. Dude, nothing would make me happier. Evan, no offense, homie.
You're great at riding bikes, but you're not a very good driver. Dude. I've never been accused of being a wheel man. I don't think you're a good driver at all. I'm sorry. Like behind the wheel of a vehicle? Like a car? Not even necessarily a car, but like I was watching you drive the shifter carts, the go-carts when we were in Utah. It never was in a video, but...
You just weren't really choosing that great of lines. The tires were spinning. The braking wasn't great. All right, round two. We're going to do this. I got to prove myself, apparently. No, I'm just, I mean, you're a lot better on a bike. To be fair, Evan.
Yeah, when you tried doing the donuts in the parking lot the other day. That was garbage too. That was so bad. That was embarrassing. That was really embarrassing. See what I'm saying? It was at that point where I was like, yeah, he's just not a good driver. I knew at that moment because I had an inkling before. I was like, I don't know. What is his deal? Is he drinking too many teas before this? I don't know what's going on. But then once he tried to do a donut in the parking lot and couldn't even do that, I was like, okay.
I don't think this guy drives much. This guy's actually got a problem. Great dirt biker, though. Nah, I'll stick to two wheels. And four wheelers. I'm not a quad guy. I mean, still rip on it, though. I do what I can. Even if I was a quad guy, I'd be in the closet for sure. Poor Ryan. Everything's just getting back on you. Somebody has to be a quad guy. Someone's got to be the quad guy of the group. Nobody wants to be.
Be the quad guy. Yeah, no, I agree. You need the diversity. Yeah, like Glenn. That guy's a quad guy. Glenn from Functional Powersports. Function. Function Powersports. Quad guy. Quad guy. He just didn't get it. Dude.
When we were roasting them out in the field, I did feel bad. The dude just spent two days building our razor. We take it out. We're out for 10 minutes, and we're making fun of them. But also, if we're not making fun of you, that means we probably don't like you. You're not a part of the group. I told Glenn he'd come back any time. He's fucking funny, dude.
Every little word he said out of his mouth was like an advertisement for someone else. Every time he opened his mouth, I thought I was watching a commercial. Glenn was getting some kind of kickbacks. He had to have been. I told him, I said, dude, you're a walking commercial. That guy should sell advertisements. He could. I think he's kind of selling like power sports. That's what he's doing, yeah. He's going to do great then. He's going to do great. Good guy. Yeah, he is a good guy. I love that guy. Good vibes. Good vibes. Let's just keep having him. Next time we go to Slab City, we're bringing Glenn.
He'll make us some friends. Yeah, he will. So something cool, though, that we're doing this June is we're going on our first car rally. It's the Crown...
rally is called and basically it goes from i believe denver to las vegas the only problem is the only we need one more cool car which i mean we have cool cars but like we'll take the gt my gtr we'll take the sima truck to haul all the other people and then we need one more cool car so either like a freaking bugatti if anybody wants to rent theirs to arii
Or a Lamborghini, Ben. This is when you're supposed to step up. You've been talking all this game. Oh, I'm going to have a Lamborghini next summer. It's coming up, man. I got time. We need to lock that in, but that's going to be sweet. I've never been on a car rally. You think anybody's taken a fake vehicle on a rally? Probably not. How many miles is it? Does it count as fake if it just has badges? I think it's 2,500 miles.
2,500 miles. Could you imagine driving the Shambo for 2,500 miles? I was thinking you and Ken would do it. I'm already driving the SEMA truck. I'm not even worried about that. No, no, no. You hate that. Yeah, you don't want to drive the SEMA truck. What do you mean? You hate that thing. Who's going to drive it then? Evan. Mike. Evan and Mike. Evan and Mike? Mike is actually the worst driver. I don't know. Mike is going to run over a Lamborghini. Yeah.
Do you want the SEMA truck to come back in one piece? I'm not worried about the SEMA truck coming back in one piece. I'm worried about what it does to other vehicles on the road. Mike...
I think we should, if we don't have anything else, we should bring Mike in and have Ken sit in and propose this hot dog eating contest. Oh, I love that. I can't not picture Mike being that cat now. I picture him just coming in and sitting down here. You're trying to keep something secret. He goes, they're just lying to you. They're lying. They're pranking you.
Now, sit down, Mike. We got something big. Something big. We're thinking about doing pay-per-view for this event. Okay. Do you have any idea what we're about to propose? This is going to be our big test run. You and Ken are sitting down at the same time together? Yeah. Well, literally, I was in my office. I could hardly hear you guys, but all I heard was hot dog eating contest. Okay. You do know. All right. How do you feel?
How do you feel about it? Kevin was saying he's going to eat way more hot dogs than you. That's the thing. I want to do a hot dog eating contest. We're going to do a hot dog eating contest. I can't eat hot dogs fast. You love hot dogs. Mike, I've seen you just slurp these hot dogs down. Left and right. And I still, like, for the people listening, I don't know how many times I've had to clarify this. I don't eat hot dogs. Mike! Mike!
Yes, you do. You're a hot dog gladiator. Do you not know? We're a crazy assassin. Yes, brats. No. Jesus Christ. Do you guys not know the difference between brats and hot dogs? Mike, I've seen you put down four hot dogs. The ones that look like they're not cooked, but they're actually cooked.
Yeah, I don't eat those. I hate to bring them up to you, but what you claim are brats, they're hot dogs. They're just glorified hot dogs. Yeah, but they're still brats. The flavoring's different. I'll eat hot dogs. They're the same size and the same texture as a hot dog. No, because he was just saying those ones that are all weird, like Frank's, basically Frank's, those are hot dogs.
They say brats on the package. What am I supposed to do here? What do you got against hot dogs? Nothing. This is some serious promo. This is like a fight before they're talking trash across. Oh, so it's literally just me and Ken? No, that's a name. I'm not doing it. You guys have to do it. I'm not doing it if it's not at least me, Ken, Evan, and one of you guys. That's the thing. No, no, no. But here's the... So I'm winner by default. What? What? What?
Why? That's lame though. I'm only doing a hot dog contest if a lot of us do it. I do feel like it's more funny if we get more people involved. I think just two people is easier to film. You two love hot dogs. I'm still down to do it, but I disagree. There's really no storyline behind the rest of us. If you're going storyline wise, I just want a legitimate hot dog eating contest between some of my best friends.
Well, we can come back and do it again after you two do the championship. Let's just skip straight to the championship. When do you guys want to do this event? Should we plan for probably Friday night, I'd say, so we can have all our friends there? Oh, make it a spectacle. We'll charge admission into the shop. We'll have probably five people show up. I don't really want to charge more than $5, so that's $15. We split that by five, now six. What is that?
roughly two dollars a person should we get an announcer like a bruce buffer like what do i what can i i feel like the the winnings you guys go to the winner free yeah what do we the pros the door fee should go to the window you guys get to eat for free that's what is this the ufc bro what are you talking about like the fighters of the ufc don't get paid shit that's how i feel you're getting hot dogs what do you mean you're gonna spend your money on hot dogs anyways i don't i don't buy hot dogs
Mike's getting so beat up about this. I am. It's not a hot dog thing. And I will continue to. You can now, with the winnings, you can go and buy...
Winnings? You just told me I didn't get winnings. You're right. You're just going to get to eat the hot dogs. And probably throw them up afterwards. Is it how many we can eat in 10 minutes? We're going to look up the official rules. I think it's 10 hot dogs. We can do it both ways. You guys get a bowl of water, though, to soak your buns? That just sounds disgusting. I've never done a hot dog contest, but it's like they just dip the
Believe it or not, you guys, never done a hot dog yet. Wait, wait, wait. You're telling me this is your first hot dog contest, Mike? Back when Mike was 10, he was on the fair circuit. He was going around all the county fairs. And he was actually runner-up one year. You're telling me you just leisurely eat hot dogs? Brats, yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
Mike, can you just do something for me? Can you get real low, just barely peeking over the table and just say now. I just want eye level. Like, get this low for me. Okay, and then I say now? No, no, no, get lower. Get a little bit lower. There you go. Yeah, just say now. Now. Thank you.
I can rest easy today. I just got the full rule sent to me. It's
Five minutes to down ten hot dogs. So we'll do ten minutes because we're not professionals. I mean, I don't expect you to eat ten fucking hot dogs in a sitting. I feel like you'd want just five because no matter how many you do. You just said it's ten hot dogs in five. Yeah, so if the timer runs out, then, you know, Ken probably might eat seven. We might as well do ten. Ten for ten. In ten minutes, I feel like I can get four and then throw up. I have this in the bag. Four hot dogs, Ken?
Four hot dogs. I don't know. You're already tapping out at four? I just know if I eat that much, I'm going to throw up, and then I'll probably, I don't know. Well, you can keep going then. Yeah, and then I get space in my stomach for the rest. Man, CJ, dude, if YouTube doesn't work out for us, we could become promoters, bro. We could. Definitely. The next Dana White's right here of the hot dog industry. There's not good money in that. No, there's good money for the promoters. You guys are going to be like our prize eaters.
The promoters take the 90% cut. Ken and Mike, after a year, are just so freaking obese. They're just like rolling in. We're like, yeah, these are the champs. They lose all of them, but we just go and bet on the other guy.
Yeah, dude. Well, that's what I – when you watch the hot dog eating contest, the professional ones on ESPN8. Joey Chestnut? Joey Chestnut is a relatively slender guy. And then whoever that other big dude is, he's got to be like 4'80". I don't know, just some big black dude. And he can't quite beat Joey Chestnut, but he's got to be like above 450. Joey Chestnut's a beast, bro. Him and Ryan, bro, they got like the same build. Yeah.
Yeah, dude. Joey Chestnut's kind of like a freak of nature. Like if you guys have ever seen, you have to pop a clip up of him eating hot dogs. It's kind of gross watching. Because he goes hot dog or he goes soggy bread in and then uses the hot dog to push the bread in and then more soggy bread or maybe does two. Are you hearing this? Yeah, dude. It's weird. Mike's done his research already. Yeah, that's kind of the plan at least.
Soggy bread, hot dog to shove in. Are you not going to chew? I'll let you know after I practice. I want to say again, though, go to the Versus app, download the Versus app if you're not, look us up, Cboys TV, and vote on who you think is going to win, Micah or Ken. Dude, this is going to be electric. I'm already just dreading whatever prank you guys come up with. That's why you got to eat fast, Ken. You're going to lose. I'm contemplating the consequences of losing. Ken, all I got to say, man, is eat fast.
Really slip those things down your throat. I'm not that good. I think Mike might have this one. I guess I'm wondering how Ken's already giving up. Ken already just verbally quit. Mike's just better at getting those glizzies down his throat. Ken, I thought you loved doing shit like this.
That's why I'm happy. I sat down and he goes, how do you think you'd actually do since you love hot dogs? I go, well, honestly, I'm just a small guy, but I think I could do all right. And then Ken's like, four. I'm like, all right, we're good. Ken, you already showed all of your cards. I don't have any cards to show, so you might as well just throw them out there. Dude, have you always had this just no confidence? Yes. Yes. I'm being 100% real. I'm not.
I know I can't do it. This is something anyone can do, Ken. It's not even like we're asking you to hit a dirt bike jump or something. Why? Why are you so confident that you can't do this? Because I can't eat it fast.
How do you know that, Ken? Because I just know. I feel like I'm going to throw up and then most of the time it's like just burps up my throat. That's part of being a hot dog warrior. I'm so excited for this. The older you get, you know your limitations and you know like, okay. Well, when have you ever tested your limitations on hot dogs? Usually it's at like one and it's just like, okay, this is more than enough. Ken, I'm picturing it being one in the morning. He's testing his limitations of eating hot dogs.
I'm testing other things with him. Dude, this is so damn funny. Every time Ken eats a hot dog, he just goes, nope. I'm not going to. Nope. No way I could eat 10 of these. I don't eat any more of those. We'll start you off light. We'll get some corn dogs in you tonight. Oh, God. I hate corn dogs. Little mini ones. You hate corn dogs, bro? Fuck those things. Ken.
Corn dogs? Fuck those things. Dude, Ken, you are my favorite person to learn more about, dude. Ken, do you want to talk about your teacher threesome? Well, why you got to come up with fake stories like that? We do have something to admit. Ken and I didn't want to have to do this. I was trying to do it to help you, you know, and I feel like you really gained a lot of... I mean, people were...
They were bowing down to you. They were changing tides. You were like a legend. Yeah, they were like, I take back everything I've ever said about Ken. Ken is awesome and I was wrong. You sure you want to do this? We can pretend this never happened. Let's come clean. I think we got to come clean. I fabricated the Ken teacher threesome with Photoshop.
From start to finish. Yeah. I even went as far into digging up a picture of Ken when he was in high school. You did. You went deep on that one. I thought I'd scrub those clean. I know. You're a hard guy to find old pictures on, Ken. You do a great job erasing everything, but...
That's not the point of this. Ken didn't do it. And I got to get it off my chest. A few people caught on. They were like, no, that's a different news article. You guys do a great job, but come up with these elaborate lies.
They're not pranks. They're just lies at some point. I think it's a troll. That's a troll because I just came true about it. These trolls get a little out of hand sometimes. Out of hand? It's pretty fucking funny. They do. They get out of hand, I'd say. What was your opinion on that one then? I'm confused then. If you think it got out of hand and you're acting like you didn't like it, but it did nothing but wonders for you. Maybe not specifically that one, but some of these trolls get a little too elaborate and a little too out there.
That's the sign of a good troll. If you can make people believe something. But when you don't come clean with them. That one was more of like a rumor, a funny rumor than a troll. These get a little in-depth and they get told to too many people and you just spread it. You cast your net very wide and you never really reel that net all the way back in sometimes.
Especially with 1.5 million subscribers. Like starting a rumor that Ken had a threesome with two teachers to a million subscribers. Exactly like that. I can see where you're coming from. Sometimes it's just like you don't necessarily want some of that stuff just posted out there on the internet. Even if it is true. It is true then. No, it's like you post that out there and it's not going to get deleted. And, you know, it's just people like, ooh, look at this guy. Yeah.
I'm just saying, like, I got to say. He had sex with two of his teachers in high school. I'm just saying that's. Let's hire him, actually. Sounds awesome. I mean, some people are going to look down on that. You think they're actually going to believe it? Yeah, a lot of people did. Tons of people did. Did you not read all the DMs? I got so many messages about it. I think everyone thought it was amazing, quite frankly. Like, if you read the DMs or the comments, I've never read so much positive stuff about you. I just think you're.
you're fabricating so much stuff. It gets a little out of hand sometimes. Well, we're clear in the air then. It was a joke. It was a joke. It was a rumor. It didn't happen. It was really savage. I'm going to be honest.
I didn't know that we were putting it in a full-on YouTube video because I knew that we could just delete a story or a story. You edited it, Ben. CJ said, I want to Photoshop this article. And that was a little while back. And then you kind of just pulled it out in the video. And you're like, Ken, do you want to talk about that? And it was weird because he was like really weirdly quiet about it.
Well, no, most of the time you say, well, so you were doing good at like acting and you say stuff like that. And I'm like, okay, I know I can't say a single word about this or else you're just going to blow it up and it's going to be a bigger thing. So I'm not going to say a single word and I'm going to walk away and it's going to disappear. And it's right. And in that it's just going to be wasted footage. It did make you look extremely guilty though. Why? Cause I just didn't say a word and walked away.
Right, but I think he's saying had he said something, it would have made him look guilty too. Then you're going to say something else and it's going to be... I'm trying to figure out who didn't think it was awesome and who actually... If you actually look it up, it's not a real article. But it's just something you look back in five years. In five years in the future, I'm going to look back and be like, ooh, is that something I wanted posted out there necessarily? Bruh, that thing is minute compared to all the other shit. But it's just...
You're not getting where I'm coming from. I get what you're saying. But I am confused at the fact of I asked you what you thought of the article and you said, I didn't read it. If I was on Instagram or watching a video and I saw Ben Roth had a threesome with two teachers as the headline, I would probably go, holy shit, I got to read this. What is this about? And read it. But you saw that and you just went, hmm.
I'm laying in bed, like literally diarrhea. This was the day we were all sick. So it was just like, I was having a terrible time. And then by the time we got to get a toilet in your room, man. Yeah. Not gonna lie. That is a horrible excuse to not read it. Diarrhea in your bed. You weren't curious to just read the article? No, you know what I did? I looked at it.
I pulled up a little menu and I contemplated, do I click delete on this? Do I click delete? And I didn't. I thought you would have. On the YouTube video? No, not on the YouTube. On the Instagram story. You had the power. Honestly, I thought you would have and I wouldn't have blamed you for it if it would have just disappeared. I thought about it long and hard. But you didn't read it? No, I didn't read it. Half the shit was covered up by your little sticker.
Alright, fine. Well, fuck me then. I take it. I'm sorry I planted that joke. That was too far then. But also, sorry. Sorry to do this. That's for hitting me in the nose. I can take that. Now we're square. The beef is squashed. And that's what we like to do here on C-Boys TV. Particularly on the Life Wide Open podcast, we squash beef. Yeah, and eat hot dogs. And eat hot dogs. Man, I'm excited for this one. So...
There's certain things that all the boys do that are kind of weird. They do it and you're like, God damn, why do you do that? It's just who everyone is, right? Everyone's got their little quirks. This one might have gone too far. This isn't weird. This is damn near criminal.
CJ doesn't eat the crust on an Uncrustable PB&J. Multiple times now you've been accused of this. No, I eat the Uncrustable, but then it's like you get to the very last bit where you're holding and there's no peanut butter or jelly on it. You hold it all weird like that? Why do you eat like that? It's this big. You can eat the thing in five bites. I prefer to have a nice juicy bite off an Uncrustable.
Good amount of peanut butter, good amount of jelly. With the bread, it's just awesome. You see, the one I saw in the garbage this week, it was like a full-blown half of the crust on the Uncrustable was in the garbage can. And I was like, he just eats around it. It's just unnecessarily bread. You don't have to eat it. I feel where you're coming from, but if you were my kid and you were like eight, I'd be like, yo, I'm never buying you Uncrustables ever again.
If you're not going to eat the, you know, because you're like too bougie to eat the bread around it. I'm not too bougie. Or whatever. That's not the right word. But yeah, you were like, I just want the delectable peanut butter and jelly in the middle. Is that a word? Can I get my incrustables like no bread? Can you just put it on a spoon and just throw it into my mouth?
I'm never buying you Uncrustables again. Until you can prove you can eat the crust. You ungrateful piece of shit. Hey, where are you going with that Uncrustable? Eat that in front of me. That'd just be weird. I've got to bury it in the yard out back so my mom doesn't know about it. I get a kick out of whatever CJ does. He throws it in the garbage. One of us takes a picture of it in the garbage. And we're like, dude.
The Uncrustable Uncrusty Eater strikes again. Why the fuck do I not see the picture? The Uncrustable Criminal. Because we have a group chat without you. What do you think? Jesus. That's a little bit passive-aggressive. Like something gets left around the shop or something is a certain way and you send it and you like send it to all the other boys but the person who did it. Like Ryan going on this huge rant of throwing away your garbage in a meeting. We have a meeting specifically for just
Ryan telling us to throw away our garbage. We have to pick up our stuff. All he does all day, he's complaining about how he spends all day cleaning the shop. I got to defend Ryan a little bit. And then we get done with the meal. And Ryan leaves and he left his pudding cup on the table. And a dirty spoon.
It was not my meeting. Come sit in here. I heard CJ was strutting around the shop like fucking for half an hour. We got to do this, this, and this, and this, and this. And then it's like shortly after that, you had a small, small, small incident about as small as a pudding cup where you left something. And I'm like, dude, I get it. I'm all for like us wanting to keep the shop clean. So I wasn't not listening to you. Ryan was a part of me talking about getting the shop clean. Man, it was funny though.
I almost couldn't believe it was Ryan. Because he was talking so big about how he's the only one who puts his stuff away. I didn't say I was the only one. I just said that I commonly am cleaning up after everybody, which is true. I almost didn't believe my eyes when I saw, is he really going to leave it there? I'm going to let him do it. I'm not going to say anything. And then you walk out, get in your truck. It's a good lesson to learn. Hey, when you point at somebody...
Four fingers point back. Three fingers point back. Ben, I also caught you doing that a day later. I never claimed to not do it, though. All right. Man, we got a lot of beef squashed. Yeah, we did. That was a good old boys podcast. Well, boys. So who was that other guy you had on earlier? Evan. Evan, you had Evan? Yeah, he's our buddy. He's a cool guy? He's a good kid. Yeah. I've seen him around here lately. That's cool.
yeah yeah we're gonna teach him how to design and shit and and uh we said he could have your office and everything and yeah we're just kind of bringing we're phasing some people out bringing some new people in right right yeah dude kevin sent me a uh he sends me a picture yo if evan needs an office chair and it just says lightly shat office chair 75 dollars i'm like perfect dude well did i have a poop stain on it what do you mean dude it
had a massive poop. Like it looked like they'd shit it many times. Why didn't they just throw it away? Did she get it for Ken? That was the idea of the joke. Ken's office chair is lightly shat. He would like that.
I mean, like a toilet. It's like a chair. No. No. Isn't that how you get hemorrhoids? It was a brand new toilet, though. How is a toilet a good chair? I don't know. What do you mean? You spend half your day on a toilet. Are you serious? No, I'm with Ken. I feel very comfortable on the toilet. It's enjoyable. It's a good time. You get to watch videos on your phone. Extremely relaxing. Got some peace and quiet. Yeah, I'm all for it. I'm there for it, too. No.
I officially do not understand you. Why would you want a hard plastic seat to sit on for a long period of time? You get you a fuzzy one or something. I don't get it then. Why do you spend so much time on the toilet? Do you think I want to spend time on the toilet? Honestly, for the amount of time that you do spend on it? Yes. No, I don't think it's that out of. We got to get a timer. We need a timer. We need a timer. For everyone. Yeah. What? I've been in the bathroom. What? Twice today. Yeah.
Yeah, for an hour each? No, for five minutes. No. All right. I feel like the question's been answered. You wouldn't want a toilet as a seat. But if it was a functional toilet? No, that's disgusting having it in your office. We'd get you some blinds. All right. Well, on that note, I guess we're going to wrap up the podcast. Hit the subscribe button.
And, yeah, don't forget to grab your tickets for the hot dog eating contest. I'm so excited about that. We're going to put that in the next couple of videos. This is going to be amazing. Yeah, it's going to be fun. And brats, not hot dogs. Brats. All right, that's it. Keep telling yourself that, Mike. All right, thanks for listening. Peace.
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