138 - The Christmas Special 2023 ft. Tim Kennedy & Bill Goldberg 01:43:44

Ho ho ho. I'm gonna call John down. Can we all just beat this shit out of him real quick? Here we go. Her testicles are ten times as big as mine. I'm so sorry. This is the worst story I've ever heard. You're... Punch this guy in the back of the head for 15 minutes. Swollen hands, swollen eyes, swollen balls. Okay, it works.

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Dude, we're Christmas! What happened to my hat? Merry Christmas to everyone! You tried to go halfway with the Yamaka thing. I told you, here, here. I will switch. I'll wear the beat up one. These have sizes. So this is medium. You have us. Mine is fucked up, man. That's a large. This is medium. This is a large. Yeah, this is a Yamaka. Look. Dude, we got these from Walmart. We're gonna get fucking lice. Yeah, we got them from Walmart.

Are they supposed to sit right on top of your head? I don't know. We were just talking about people at Walmart. You remember that website, people at Walmart? There, we're Christmassy, guys. We did it. Ho, ho, ho. Whoa. Whoa. Can you say ho on the internet? I think so. Yeah. I can't. I'm Jewish. That's it. That's it.

That's my goat. I can. I'm Jewish. And on that note, welcome to another episode of Unsubscribe. Cody, get her going. Hi, everyone. Welcome to the Unsubscribe podcast. I'm joined today by Eli Double Tap, Mr. Tim Kennedy and Bill Goldberg. I don't know what we're doing. This was a spur of the moment type thing.

Now, what's up, everyone? We actually decided to do this as a just a Merry Christmas to everyone that's going to be by themselves or alone on that day or having a harder holiday. So this is a just a surprise for all you beautiful people out there. These fine gentlemen decided to sign up. They're like veterans. No. And I was like, but come on, guys. And they're like, yeah.

Why'd you look at me when you said that? It's just fucking horrible. No, they all wanted to come out, give some Christmas cheer and holiday. Cody covered down, we all covered down. So Merry Christmas, everyone. This is a surprise. Hanukkah's over, so I'm free. Yeah, right? When does Hanukkah end? God, you're a terrible Jew. I know.

I'm wearing a fucking Christmas hat. I don't know if I can be on this episode. This is going to be awesome. And we're off. And we're full since right after the game. How much of it was recorded before you started doing the intro? Right when Bud Light was brought. I'm joking. When we dropped the slurs. Yeah.

There's a lot of cameras over there and I didn't know how much... Are we going to jail or just getting kicked off all social media? It's all social. Your career's dead. You'll be fine. Just everyone's canceled after this episode. Are those pushable buttons? Because that is a fun... No, Tim, that's the audio. Don't push buttons, Tim. You're already like, is that a sword? Are those pushable buttons? There's another sword over there. I've had one of those for two years. I still don't know how to use it.

Do you even know what this is? The Roadmaster. I can read, too. Fucker. I can't read from here, but I'm just saying, yeah, I got one. I have one. I just don't know how to use it. The Pro 2. Yeah, the Procaster 2. First off, thank you, guys. It says...

Thank you guys for showing up today. I'm so excited to see you. We got to have a fantastic sushi dinner with Mr. Bill. What, last week? Oh, it was such a memorable experience. Thank God it wasn't hibachi. What happened, Bill? Were there parasites? No, I had to stop and get gas about five minutes out. I unfortunately had a...

a nozzle that wasn't working properly and I pulled it, extracted it from the truck and it was going still on full blast and I got myself from head to toe basically with gas and walked in the restaurant and was...

Wondering why people were staring at me. The restaurant is the size of this right here. Yeah, it was fucking horrible. Gasoline storm. Have you seen that video of the old man? He's filling his truck up and that van pulls up and they're trying to either kidnap him or just assault him. Did he spray it on him? Yeah, he just pulls out and he's like,

And then he sticks it in the window. Great job, dude, because it works. Dude, that was amazing. I did it to myself. He walked in and I thought he was making a... He was like, late. I spilled gas on myself. I'm so sorry. I was like, this mother... And he's like, oh, God. Oh, I'm home. Yeah, Bill, Bill, what the fuck? I was not fabricating that story. It was horrible. And he sat there like a champ for two hours of dinner and drinks. The waitresses were like champs because, yeah, they were... It was brutal.

I won't reenact that. Was the sushi good, though? Oh, the sushi was fantastic. Have you, you've been to? No. Oh, you haven't had any? No, the only times I come down here is to shoot things, hang out with you guys. That's it. Well, we'll have to take you to, why am I spacing them in? Don't say it unless they pay for the episode. Yeah, sponsor this. That's right.

They sponsor the podcast. That's probably the funniest joke of the whole night. Oh my God. This one-off sushi restaurant just sponsors us. But no, that's wonderful. It's right here at the rim in San Antonio. Some of the best sushi I've ever had. Bill told me about it. Matt Carriker told me about it. Yeah.

I love the rim. The right off 16 of four military base that I had drilled at for a really long time. That was like the go-to delicious food. And if you want to feel like bougie, you know, like be a total posh guy, you're just covered in all the disgusting things that you get at Camp Bullis. And you...

go over there and everybody looks at you like you don't belong. And I love it. That's fantastic. The rim is, guys, if you don't know the rim, it is where, as you said, it's a bougie area where if you own a Ford, it will get stolen or robbed every time. How many times have you been broken into there? 14 times. Are you serious? Yeah.

This is not an exaggeration. Brandon is like nine times now and they stole his truck. Why don't you just hide in the back and start having some fun? That's what I'm saying. We were talking about doing a video like that. Now that you've done that, they can't do that.

We can just delete that. We can hide the back. Yeah, we can. Oh, look, Santa. Someone's got to hide the back. This entire thought just gave me an erection. Now I have an erection. The thought of Santa. Do you guys want to go grab Brandon's truck and beat the shit out of some D? It's a blast. Yes. This is our holiday spirit. Yeah.

Shows recording us with baseball bats. Why'd they put jingle all the way on the front of this and then just hard cut to them beating the shit out of people for an hour and a half? I can see it now. That's like San Francisco level car break-ins though. That's bad, dude. I'm sorry. They just know that F-150s especially, you can just pop the handle and open them up and the alarm doesn't even go off. You hear that, everybody?

Don't get an F-150. He's not joking. My favorite was Cody walked in to check something at the bowling alley. They broke into your car in that five-minute window. You walked out. I came up, and the cops were pulling over. Old white guy walked up. He's like, Ford? He's like, they opened the door. No alarm? He's like, yeah, how'd you know? He's like, yeah, it's a known factor. I worked for Ford. I'm one of the higher-ups. We were just never going to do anything about it. Oh, my gosh. It would cost too much to fucking actually recall and do it.

I thought they were the most stolen vehicle. F-150s, dude. That thing is brutal. Because there's no alarm that goes off. It's like a screwdriver or whatever. You just pop it. Well, the alarm is on the grill. You can just reach in through the grill and pull the alarm cable.

It's just a plug-in. You don't even have to cut it. You just unplug it. Take notes. And then screwdriver on the driver's side door. This makes me angry. Yeah, it's pretty fucking lame. I like just and justice. And when you hear things of injustice and you're just like, I have to fix this. Let's do the Steam video with me. Can we do this? Yeah, I've been talking to local San Antonio police. It would be fun.

I mean, I don't think we'd be breaking any laws. Like, we can't, like, man trapping is legal in Texas, but we can't, you know, we can't just, like... No, no, no, no. Like, we go and park a Ford, and we have, coincidentally, a bunch of cameras that are... Yeah, every direction. And then... What we were thinking is, because they always go after guns, is we take a replica gun and just put, like, an Apple AirTag in it and just track where they go and work with the police to...

You've seen the guy that the porch pirates were taking all this stuff off of his porch. I'd rather shoot him. And he started putting tracking devices. Yeah, Mark. The Mark Rober? Yeah. We could do that with guns. But I also. It kills them. I'd bring it with dog shit and make it explode when they grab it.

That's what he was doing. He was taking fart spray and like fart spray. I like yours was just like, no, I want dog shit that explodes like an actual tan right explosion of dog shit. Well, why are their windows blocked? You're going to go then go. Yeah, go hard. We run hard in the paint. Just say it. Why do something half ass if you can go full ass? God, we get charged for making a fucking chemical biological dog shit because Bill thought it was funny.

We're all terrorists now, Bill. This is great. He gets away because he's Jewish, as he said. He's like, I'm Jewish. That's my go-to excuse. The Jews are not getting away with anything these days. That's the opposite of what's happening right now.

They're just randomly being assaulted on any form of public transportation. Please, please, come fucking assault me. I am begging you. Why pick on the little motherfuckers? Come after me. No, they only want unarmed civilians in tiny little villages. Soft targets. Yeah. You're not exactly a soft target, Bill. You're a very scary target. I mean, you know. He is intimidating. For my whole existence, man. I mean, everybody thinks that everybody's, all the Jewish people are the...

small people that keep to themselves and their accountants and their lawyers, their whatever. They're also those things. They are, but they're also me. Right? So, I mean, pick on one of me. That's all I'm saying. No, they won't. Cowards and bullies, even though we want to bring bullies back, they never go after the strong ones.

Yet. Yet. Yet. So you guys had just met. It was an amazing experience. It was probably one of my highlights at range day. Cause I had bill. He's like, you know, Tim, I'm like, don't trust me. Yeah.

I threw my hands up. I threw my wallet. You jumped into action like nobody I've ever seen, dude. I can't thank you enough. I mean, that was cool. I appreciate it. It was thankfully easy to narrow you down because you had a douchebag helicopter. That was simple. Where's Tim at? The helicopter. Tim texted me the day before. Can I bring a helicopter? Yes, Tim, you can bring a helicopter. That worked out really well, though. I thought I was going to meet Elvis or something. It was cool.

It was really fucking cool, though. And then Shane was embarrassed because that's like his commuter helicopter, one of his many. And he's like, I didn't know there was going to be that many people. I would have brought a bougie helicopter. And I was like... Oh, my God. Yeah.

So much worse. Brought his commuter helicopter. Thank God. He won't drive. He just flies his helicopter. Yeah, he won't drive. And I think we're better off for it. Okay. He's not made to be behind a wheel. He's a scary guy. Well, you pulled up. I don't know if any of you seen some of the Instagram or the influencers that were taking. They took pictures of you landing.

And then they took video. It was a video of you landing. And then it was not you. You couldn't see who's landing the helicopter. And then another shot of them walking away from the helicopter. Like they were in the vehicle. There was multiple people that did that. It was good for them.

I was like, thank you, Shane. Aren't you glad you did that? Yeah. I made it home to my kids getting out of school in time. Thank you. I love you. That's awesome. There was a guy wearing a VR drone headset, and Shane had already spun up. I heard this story. Oh, yeah. We saw that about to happen. And...

And rudder wash is, it creates instability as it's starting to build those RPMs. It starts sucking and pushing, and it's very unpredictable how that's going to work. Shooting through rudder wash is hard. And this guy's going to fly a drone in between the ground and the rotors. Please tell me it ate it.

Oh, well, had one of those rotors hits, you know, we're talking like a two, $300,000 fix because each one of those is, you know, a hundred grand scientifically. And then you have to replace them both. And that helicopter stuck there. So you either have to bring a mechanic there or you have to pack that thing up and drive it to the helicopter aviation mechanics. And, um,

And this guy didn't care. He just cared about his shot. So I'm like, whose drone is, I turn around, this guy's wearing the nerdiest shit. And he's like totally. And I was like, Hey, don't fucking hit this helicopter. And he's still like in the zone and he can't hear. I mean, he can hear me, but obviously he's like,

of any sensors besides what he's trying to do, which is destroy Shane's helicopter. And I run up there and I start screaming at him. I was like, don't bust my buddy's helicopter who did me a favor to bring me down here. And I was like, oh.

We heard a story. Yeah. I didn't hear that part. I heard, did you see that fucking idiot fly that drone near the helicopter? I heard that. It's like, yeah, Tim lit him up. That was the story of the conversation. It was like, yeah, Tim, you laid into that. I was like, ah, there we go. There we go. It was a good time though. Tim's a spicy one. And then introducing you guys. It was just, I was like, oh, look, this is cute. Now kiss.

We didn't get that part filmed. No, we missed that. That's next time. There was a wild group of people. You had... I like how you...

- Can you really encompass all of that with just wild? - From the Chuck Liddell's and the Juno De Santos and-- - I forgot about them, holy shit. - So they're over there telling stories back to beginning of bare knuckle fights in Brazil. And they had friends when Chuck had to fight Pele down in Brazil, which was, there were no rules. You couldn't eye gouge.

That's it, actually. So you can steal soccer kicks. Actually, I think that's it. And DeSantos knew some of the people that were cornering Pele when Chuck fought this dude for like 30 minutes straight. It's one of the most epic, brutal fights ever. Nobody's ever... Two guys that then become epic, famous fighters. But that fight in Brazil went on. And listening to these two legends tell stories, I'm just like, this is...

And then you walk up and I'm like, fuck it! Best day ever! Best day ever! But I went right to Chuck. And I had met, who was the other guy that was with him? Luis Santos. Yeah. I had met him right at his first UFC fight down at Miramar. Because we did a deal for the troops down there. Yeah, your town. And I had just seen Chuck in England.

this summer and the stories from Chuck are fucking absolutely epic I mean I told you about some of the stories because I remember Pride when I used to go over there because Pride used to own the wrestling company called Hustle One so I used to wrestle for their sister company but they'd cross promote during Boombayee which was at New Year's Eve and I was there when Sat Powerbomb Nagara and when

Randleman, I kind of pulled those guys out of it. No, I can't go into that story. Why? Yes, you can. Yes, you can. This is a long time ago. Then they're fine with it. I'm not worried about them. I don't give a fuck about them. Statute of limitations does not apply. We had the same agent, and I may have had to pull them out of a strip club at like 2.30 in the morning the night before.

Randleman knocked Crow Cop out. These guys were fighting before. They were drinking and doing strip clubs. The night of a fucking pro fight in pride. I've known Chuck for 30 years. In front of 100,000 people. The things I could tell you that Chuck did the night before fights...

There's no... These are the ones I can tell. These are the ones I can tell. Yeah. I think we all... Fighters are fighters. They go in the ring, they beat the shit out of their livers right before in their bodies, and they're like, now it's time for my brain. It was just so much different back then, right? I mean...

It was awesome. Dark ages. Fucking Cro Cop asked me to come train with him in Croatia, and I looked at him like he had a dick growing out of his forehead. There's no fucking way I would have gone over there. He was completely serious. Hey, listen. We kill some communists, and then we kill some radicals. Do some cardio. Do some cardio, and then you put on some stripy shorts. No, we kick people. Jeez.

That's when it was like a video game, you know? It was like a video game. Everybody represented their own discipline and it was as stereotypical as you could ever get. But it was fucking awesome. Those are the stories, like we were deep diving into those. Like during dinner, it was pride. I didn't know you were such a huge pride fan. That's where I grew up. I loved pride back in the day. I was like, oh, Sakuraba, the Gracie Hunter, all that. And then Vanderlei Silva, you know?

I mean, literally everyone during that era was so brutal. I was there commentating one time, or guest commentating with Rutin and Morrow. And I was there, and they had me commentate for Fry's fight against LeBanner. And I had, like, bad sushi the night before, so I ran to the bathroom, and by the time I came back, the bell rang, and LeBanner ran across and didn't let Fry out of the corner, remember? Yeah.

It was a completely different time. You have a Don Fry voice, by the way. Do I? Oh, do I? No, no, no. It's rough. Tough. I was in like a movie with Fry, C.T. Fletcher, and...

And Ron Jeremy. I mean, throw that one in a bag and see what you fucking get. The only movie was that, Bill. Exactly. It wasn't a Ron Jeremy movie, but it was an absolutely ridiculous fucking movie. But it was an interesting group of people, let's just say. The Two Towers, Lord of the Rings. Won some awards. Yeah.

I threw that one out there as bait for you guys. Go ahead. As I open my second beer. Good, good. But yeah, like Tim, this leads into the questions I have. I wanted, we're going to go to some military stuff later. I want your guys' craziest on, it's almost like your craziest fight sequence or something leading up to a fight. And then also that story of, hey, yeah, I traveled and this hat,

happened overseas during one of your events or something like that. Cause I know Bill, you have already some of the craziest ones. It's just, you're like your day-to-day activity and you're one of the greatest storytellers I've met. So we were just like watching and listening. Thank you. I mean, it's not a spectacular story, but I remember filming a long shirt. No, it wasn't the longest yard. It was with Steve Martin and Brandon Frazier and,

It was a Disney movie. It was a far departure from the criminal I usually play. I had to wrestle in Japan, and I had to fly from L.A. to San Fran to meet my opponent, which was Rick Steiner. And we flew. We got on a plane together, flew from there to Tokyo, got off a plane in Tokyo, jumped on a helicopter, flew.

Flew to Osaka, landed, got in a van, changed clothes in the van, got to the venue and freaking wrestled and flew home the next day. I mean, there's not a lot of sexiness in that story, but I mean, it was just kind of how we did things back then. It was just like back to back, no stop. And that was how many days a week you would do a lot of your... Well, I mean, the trips to Japan were few and far between, but when you did them...

You'd either go and stay for a period of time to where you adjust to the jet lag, or you'd go back before the jet lag even hit you, right? I'm sure you're used to stuff like that. But those were the days. Traveling to Japan was unbelievable. Because that was like... Wrestling there was unreal. It's such a huge... A lot of people don't realize the level that wrestling... Pro wrestling is huge in America. Pro wrestling is also fucking massive in Japan. And then those dudes...

Also, fight. Pride fighters are like, oh, I was a pro wrestler. Also, I do pride at that time. And you brought it up. Sakuraba is probably the best example of that. I mean, he was God in both. And they revere wrestlers. It's unbelievable. I mean, Bob Sapp.

I'm not going to talk about the commercial where he acted like a monkey and I didn't understand how he could demean himself like that. It's my first trip to Japan. I get up in the morning and I look at the commercial and it's like Bob's sitting in a kitchen and he's got some kind of a fake wig on and he's

Sounded like a chimp and he's eating a banana and I'm like this is jerk man. Are you kidding me? And I went down Exactly. It's exactly how they were and I didn't get it right and he went down. I was he was like I'm over 500 commercials. I'm like, oh

"Damn, no wonder you're doing that," right? So it's a different culture. I mean, you know more about it than I do, but it's-- I love it over there, but they deem wrestling and fighting, you know, kind of equal, and they look at it like it's frickin' the top of the echelon. The first time I wrestled there was the Budokan, so for me, it was a huge honor. I mean, I always thought that you could make it in the-- You knew you made it in the wrestling world when you could go to Japan and compete with the big guys, so...

They were, as you were saying, like the main staples. I forget some of their names, like those original Japanese wrestlers that are like the best ones. Like Tanaka, I think, is one of them. But they were like held at such a high prestige. Muda. Muda's the guy. I mean, that was a dream of mine to be his tag team partner over there in Japan, and I got to take part in that. It was cool. It was very rad. I didn't know it was so big in Japan, like wrestling world. Huge. What did you say?

like with most warrior societies, you know, when you look at Russia and, um, all the stands Uzbekistan, Kyrgyzstan, where they're really now pumping out some of the best collegiate fighters. Yeah. Um, you know, Japan has such a rich, vibrant culture aligned with the warrior society that like they, they worship these attributes and, uh,

And they bow to people like this. Well, look, it's sumo, right? I mean, I would imagine it all came from sumo. Sumo, well, yeah, like sumo, bushudo, like the samurai. It's all, it's just, it's that hand down of like, hey, here's the top people in this class. It's just a way of life, too. We love these individuals. Tim's grabbing a sword. Oh, the fake one. I knew you were grabbing a sword. You said something, man.

I was like the plastic ones. Oh, this is lame. There's a big one in the garage. You won't lift it. You can't lift it. Lame. Oh, we should get that on the BTS though. I know. We'll have both of them try to pick up the fucking buster sword. If you ever come up to Austin, I have this war wall in my office and they're not plastic.

and everything in there has bloodied something. And like there's a World War I bayonet, like legit bayonet. And there's, Matt Best gave me this like, I don't even know, this murder hatchet.

And it's just a thing that's this big. The one that cut the pig? Yeah. Yeah, I know that. Yeah. It works. Oh, I know. It's a cleaver that's this big. And you could chop an entire pig in half with it. You can. And we did. I need to bring out the sword I got with your buddy, too, on Knife or Death. I had one of those guys make me one. It was a big freaking hatchet looking cleaver.

cleaver slash death machine. I want to see it. It's awesome. I should have brought it. Dude, let's do it. Instead of a range day, we set up like hang some pigs and we all just go out there with swords and just. We shoot them too. I mean, why waste that? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Shoot them first and then cut.

We sound like psychopaths right now. It's like, Merry Christmas. What are you doing? We're going to eat fucking pizza. We're doing our karate practice. I'm Jewish. I'm not supposed to eat pork. I screwed up again. It's like dudes will look at this and say, hell yeah. It's like they're hearing this on Christmas. And it's like, yeah, we would probably do the same thing. We'd show up. So we're going to hang a bunch of things. We're going to shoot them, blown up, stab them, and cut them. We're in.

I'm in. Just typical fucking Tuesday for us. Yeah. Grand Thumb's like my favorite. I don't know where he comes up with recreating video game drops, but he always has that recreation of the human ballistic gel. Yeah. And we have two of those. Yeah. Him and Brandon have been slaying that lately. They're all day long. Because Brandon does the political assassinations and then Garan does like the video game type stuff. Yeah, I would. Garan's hilarious. He's hilarious. I also watch those videos a lot.

all day long in the background when I'm trying to work, I put it up here so I can focus on it because I can't focus on a thing unless something else is happening. And it's usually a grand thumb,

blowing something up. And it's lovely. You've met Mike, right? Yeah, yeah. You've met Mike yet? Yeah, when we were selling guns at Apache. Oh, fuck yes. I forgot about that. Holy shit. That was a great time, man. That was my introduction to fucking Bernie and the people around here. It was great. That line was... It was awesome. That's where I learned... I had a great time. I learned how to sign an autograph from you that day. Because I would like... If I do it, I would do this and it would get stuck. And you're like, Eli, what the fuck? And you just like taught...

Signed it. Why did you touch me? Oh my God. Sorry. I'll just mum like that every time you go. Oh, so he just pulled it tight and then did it? Yeah. Okay. Yeah. You pull the shirt tight. It fucking works every time. I never knew that trick. I'm assuming you've signed more shirts than anyone knows. What's the raddest thing you've ever signed? Forehead of a baby.

Okay, that's cool. So you did the, from the movie with the campaign. I'm a baby. Yeah. Oh, wait, was it the campaign or was it Ricky Bobby? That sounds like Ricky Bobby. It was Ricky Bobby. I don't know, but I just did the guy asked me to do it.

Permanent marker? Yeah. I hope that baby had to get it tattooed. You know who Roy D. Mercer is? It's an infamous fucking setup of me. And then he calls my house and asking saying that I gave his boy nerve... He went to a nerve-ologist.

because the ink on his forehead seeped through into his brain, and he was going to come down and fucking find me at my house, and I'm just getting heated. I'm going, listen, fucker, here's my address. Bring you in an army. And he goes, I know that wrestling's fake. I'm pulling shit out of your tights. And I'm like, this has got to be some kind of a setup. I remember.

I had no idea who Roy D Mercer was but I wrote a deep Mercer. That's awesome. Do you remember Roy? Yeah. Yeah. I remember that fucking prank. Holy shit. Did you know that the sheath was created in the Iron Age, but the underwear itself was created in the 21st century? Under. Just feel it on your skin. It's so soft. Please don't steal my underwear.

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And you're like, they're athletes. They're fucking monsters. And they're not just athletes. A lot of times there's big bleed over from real wrestling and real other pugilistic sports. So it's compounded by them being the most massive humans. They're real athletes. And they're also good at violence.

So then when somebody starts getting slick, and I'm sitting here hanging out with Undertaker in his prime, the man's a mammoth of a man. He's huge. And he'll just be like, and you're dead. That's the end of the conversation. So you're going to run your mouth to a 250-pound freak athlete. I mean, give it a whirl. That's a unique take. Coming from you, that's an extreme compliment. I appreciate it. There were a number of dudes. I mean...

Case in point, two tag teams, the Steiner brothers and Ming and Barbarian. Ming was the personal bodyguard for the Prince, like when he was 15. He went to, like, sumo school when he was a kid. This dude, there's stories about him taking 30 cops to get him out of a...

out of a bar in North Carolina after they maced him and he laughed at everybody and then broke the handcuffs when they cuffed him. He was with Flair. He used to be Flair's bodyguard. What do you do as a police officer? He's like, oh, oh, oh. And you're like, fuck! Shut up! Yeah, he's like, stop resisting! Yeah, Ming. I mean, the Steiner brothers are two of the baddest dudes that I've ever met. I mean...

wrestling, pro wrestling, fighting, walking the street. It doesn't fucking gang. Brock Lesnar, Kurt Angle. 100%. But Ming and Barbarian, those dudes were over the fucking top. I don't know who else was on that level, but I mean, you guys are going to love this because I'm going to admit to dropping someone on their head, but I dropped Ming on his head one time with a power slam.

And I had just gotten in the business, and I've got a big fucking heart. So I cared about him and his safety. So I went right in the middle of the match. I'm like on the ground, fuck, are you okay? And he goes, brother, get the fuck off me. I'm fine. Dropped him right on his fucking head. I mean, he's like 320. They're just some guys in that business.

are the real fucking deal. I mean, no question. I never got in the ring with Kurt Angle, but, I mean, he's just a mini Brock. Yeah.

who was extremely successful at what he did in the Olympics, and then you get in there with Brock and you feel the power of that dude. It's terrifying to hear, like, Kurt Angle, how much did he weigh? Angle is, what, 220? 220, 230. He's a mini. He's my size. At 220 pounds, he's a mini. That is absolutely terrifying. That's a mini.

I'm microscopic. Yeah, but Brock's a fucking animal. Yeah, he's 300 pounds. He's like Overeem was when he was at Pride, right? I mean, he's just a fucking machine. Have you seen his daughter? Yeah, she's a monster. Yeah, what an athlete. Yeah, she's an unbelievable athlete. Is she huge too? Yeah. Yes. Shot putter. Breaking records. Breaking records. Every which way. And she's doing it.

I don't want to disparage. It looks effortless. And when somebody does something that's really, really hard and it makes it look effortless, that just means they're just fucking good. They're a monster. Yeah. And she is just talented. It's really cool. Jaco's daughter. Another one. Yeah. Jaco's daughter. I don't know Jaco's daughter. Their boyfriends are really good at cleaning. Yeah.

He better be really good at fucking everything. Whatever you want to be, don't hurt me. She looks just like Brock, too. I mean, Brock's daughter. Does she have the tattoo? But I don't know what Jock does. The daughter's walking around with a knife. She probably doesn't have that tattoo. I don't know. I'm not going to ask. Actually, she probably...

Sorry, Brock. She probably does, but you're never going to see it. I'm not going to see it. I don't want to see it. After taking a shock put and just putting it through your chest. Right through your chest? Yeah. That's her move? How fast? So a cannonball, what are we talking like feet per second? I mean, those are like fucking 500 feet per second. It's still killing everything. Mortal Kombat. I love it. Fatality. Yeah, that is Mortal Kombat. Are we talking like, is it going to go...

Is it going to go into you? That would be cool. It's just going to shatter everything. It would be cool if it did. I would say no, but it would sure fucking hurt. Yeah, we need one of those people that's like, okay, a shot put travels at this many feet per second. We need a ballistic gel dummy. This is what we need. We have a video coming out soonish once it gets finished. At what point does a projectile of this size go into somebody's body?

Well, so we did a very big sword. Cannonball. Obviously it will. Oh yeah. I mean that paintball speed. Yeah. Yeah. Metal. 300 feet per second of paintball. Yeah. Well, if it's 300 feet per second. Yeah. That is 20 pounds. A 20 pound object will punch through a fuck ton of shit at any, any speed. Take it right off. Can I be here for this? When you shoot, when you shoot this, you can do it at my house again. We go to the rim in a truck.

Some collabs happen. Boom! We go to the room. We set up a Ford. Ford F-150, a white one with a gun in it. With trunk monkeys. There could be a bunch of us. You just leave me in a trunk and you just have the thing where you push the button twice and the truck opens. There's me and six of our friends and we all just pop up.

I would love that. I love this idea. We're having a violence day. We need a fast guy, though. Oh, yeah, I'm out. I'm not fast. What's fast? I don't know. I can be fast. I'm getting arrested first. I'm getting arrested first. No, it's the slow old guy. We all look up at the lawyer. We're like, are we good on here? Yeah, Jake, we good. As long as you don't intend to harm them, you're good. No intent whatsoever. What's the point? Save our vehicles. I was a sub four milers.

I just like somebody breaking in a window. And there won't be any violence. Zero violence. No violence. And then cannonballs just assault their bodies. Are we combining the videos? I was thinking separate, but a hybrid works. Like, fuck. Tim, what is one of your crazy stories from your travels and your escapades in the UFC? And then we'll go to the military one.

I'll give you two... It's not classified. Yes. No, tell the classified ones. We like them way more. Two... So I fought in Florida, and it was an eight-man tournament, pride rules, bare knuckle. Nice. Can we give a... So a lot of people... We discussed this last time. It was... A lot of people don't realize this. Some of these tournaments...

It's Pride Rules. You are fighting multiple people in a weekend. There's not many people alive that remember that. But that's how it was. That was the fuck. That was only the way it was. Chuck cornered me in my first eight-man tournament under Pride Rules. Matt Hughes was a ref.

- Oh my God! - And Chuck whisks me away into a broom closet, super glues my eyes shut and hides me from the athletic commission or the version of the athletic commission 'cause we're fighting on an Indian reservation. And I'm sitting in a broom closet for like 15 minutes while this other fight happens and he opens the door, he's like, "You're on, go beat this guy's ass for the championship." But so in Florida, a bare knuckle fight

Pride rules. And there was no weight classes, open weight classes. And I fight the last dude and he just mowed through. It's like this gigantic Cuban Samoan, Florida Brown dude. Dude, no weight class, no weight classes. Jesus. And, um, so I shoot a single on him. He sprawls hard. And I remember like being stretched out like this and being like, this is going to be the longest 15 minutes of my life as this 300 pound guys on top of me.

So I throw by, do a set out to the side, run around behind him, and I punch this guy in the back of the head for 15 minutes. My hands were so swollen that I couldn't close them or move them at the end of this fight. So the next day, they take me to a pier.

They stick me in the inner tube. They put coolers in these two other inner tubes that they duct tape to my inner tube. And then they tie me to a pier. And I just have my hands sitting in these two coolers of ice. And they just keep me feeding... These girls keep bringing me booze to try to deal with the pain of... Your broken fucking... They weren't broken. They were just swollen. So that was one terrible night. Another one was another Bare Knuckle series in...

And I go, I figure out that they have this scheme where these, they keep on finding these frat bros to agree to do a fight in the bar next door to the bar that they're like, these two tough guys are at the bar. A frat kid comes in and he just wants to see beads and titties. And he comes in and like picks a fight and they go, wait, wait, before you guys fight, just come next door and they go beat, but they're selling tickets to the fight next door. Uh,

And I'm sitting here watching this all go down. Like I've been a bouncer. I've been a professional fighter now for a bunch of years. Like also raised off of the Chuck and the Gann McGee's and the Scott Adams and the Eric. It's like, this is my world. And I'm seeing what we would do happen in New Orleans. I was like, oh, hell yeah.

I'm down for this. And they're like, hey, you wait a sec. Let's fucking go. So we go and I just start tearing through these dudes. I think I fight five, six, seven times that night and I'm just going through their dudes and I'm getting 100, 200 bucks a fight. Well, I'm there for work. I'm supposed to show up on Monday in a polo at a trade show and my hands again are swollen closed or

or like swan in my, one of my eyes is swan clothes. And I show up and my boss is like Gary Cobble. I was at a, at a police officer, uh, and military law enforcement, uh, trade show, like the truck show is called Trexpo East.

I just like you just walked up and go, don't shake my hand. It hurts in the car that I had parked on the street. It was a bunch of prototype weapons that I had driven in for the trade show that I parked on bourbon street and

So I could go and do these bare knuckle fights and take the cash and then take these guns to the trade show over the weekend. And Gary was really disappointed. Tim, you had a full time job at this point, right? Yeah. Yeah. So you're just fighting dudes for $200 on the low down. It was not on the low down. I was not smart enough for it to be on the low down.

I just like you're like, this is a business opportunity. Yeah. Not going to miss. Not going to miss up on. It was unjust. They were doing an injustice act. It was unjust. And I had to make it just. I see how you work now. I love it. Fuck their whole scheme to pieces, man. Just unjust. This is fucking sucked. I'm fucking. Then the bartender is super cute. And I was like.

You know, I tore through all these dudes. That sounded weird. That's really... Okay. Is this the right journey? Yeah, I know. He ran a train through all these dudes. I'm like, I have to be on work on Monday. And she's like, well, you can stay at my place. I was like, yeah. And she meant, like, stay on her floor, not in anywhere. So I...

Slept on the floor of this bartender's apartment and then showed up to work on Monday. So what would I thought? Swollen hands, swollen eyes, swollen balls. Yeah. It's just the worst. I really envisioned this going differently. And then I was just a loser. Yeah, because you're like, I'm awesome. I beat all these dudes up. And then she's like, no, there's the floor. Yeah, there's the floor. Enjoy. I have no ice for you either. And hopefully your boss doesn't fire you tomorrow. You take your shirt off. You look wholesome, babe. Thanks. You look like a mongrel. But here's my hot pocket.

To all the young men out there. Ninja star. It never goes how you think it's going to go. It rarely does, that's for sure. That's life in general. But even worse as a young man. Oh, dude, it's so heartbreaking. From like 16 to 26, just accept. Rejection? That you're an idiot. You're a fucking retard. Yeah, 100% retarded.

There's like no questions asked. That is my most retarded phase of life. We're still trying to get over Brandon's retardedism. Yeah, I came out of it like 35. I'm still trying to kick out of mine. I'm here. In a Santa hat. We're so sorry about this. What happened to me?

I used to be somebody. Bill's looking at his life right now. He's reflecting. He's like, the Tokyo Dome. What in the hell? Now I got Japanese anime swords next to me. Bernie.

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of Manscaped this holiday season. Bernie's pretty awesome though. Bernie is unbelievable. There's a really nice skate shop there that everyone should visit and buy things from. What's it called? Five-0 Skate Shop. Have you seen my skateboard shop? I have seen it. Yeah, I moved it to Bernie, so it's my black rifle now. Yeah. I follow you on social media, so I've seen your stuff. It's pretty awesome. I don't skateboard.

If any of your kids want skateboards or anything, let me know. In Central Coast, where I grew up, there was like five cliques. And the skateboarders, the BMX motocross guys, the athlete jocks, then the smart kids, and then the farmer ranchers. I was in the latter category.

And we didn't get along with any of the other ones, but the ones that were the furthest from us and overall beliefs and philosophy would be the skateboarders. Well, it's gone full circle now. You know that, right? Skate culture is not what we believe whatsoever. It's kind of weird because they were like, fuck the government, like fuck this, fuck them. But now they're like, yeah, we'll comply with everything. What happened? I have no idea. I want the skaters from the 80s to come back and be skaters now where it's like...

no, don't tell me what to do. I will not comply. I will resist to every opportunity just because you told me what to do. Now I'm like, I have all of those attributes. And I'm like, where are you guys at? And I see them like pushing sand into their own skate parks. And I was like,

Don't do that. Or allow somebody else to do it. Or you should be fighting them or putting salt in their gas. No, don't do that. Yeah, don't do that. Do do that. It's just weird, man. Do not comply. I think it's Los Angeles culture, man. Like the majority of the big skaters in Los Angeles, they're stuck in that echo chamber and they started believing...

It's lame. Be a skater. It's supposed to be counterculture, and it's not counterculture anymore, and it drives me crazy. And then people hate on me for being a cop who has a skate shop, and it's like, I don't like the government either. Be ungovernable. That's the point of being a skater. There's so much thrown out there. Same.

Anyways, we used to fight. I'm like, what the heck? The skaters and the ranchers and the country bumpkins. Yeah. We'd fight. That's what we'd do. Bill, what was your childhood? Where did you fall in? You were a jock. I have a feeling. I was the son of an obstetrician, gynecologist, my father, and my mother was a concert violinist. Oh, my God. You came from a talent culture. And then look at me. No.

I'm just saying, I got two older brothers and an older sister. Oldest brother's 18. So you're the baby? Oh, fuck. 18 years older, 16 years older, and 14 years older. And then me. So I was definitely the mistake, but they kept the best for last. But they knew what was coming. They knew what was coming. My two older brothers played at University of Minnesota. One of them roomed with Ric Flair during his senior year, and then the other room with Ken Patera. I can't make this shit up.

My brothers, to tell you a little bit about them and me, you know, Patera was the first dude to military press 500. My brother basically took a door down with a hatchet trying to get at him. So those were the days when the Goldbergs could be the Goldbergs. Yeah. I like these Goldbergs. They were menaces, dude. I picture the parents were like, what did we do wrong? The gynecologist, she played violin. Yeah.

They're monsters. Yeah, it was a different deal. My dad was a lacrosse player. He was a flight surgeon. Oh, okay. Went to Harvard, went to Hopkins, and never made a B in his life. So he fixed vaginas in the air? He, it was the, yes. That's the only time he looked at them. No, he didn't do, yes. The funniest question I ever- You didn't mix questions. The funniest question I ever asked him was like, what, dad, what's it like? Like, you know, like-

You get a hot girl one day, and then you get, like, not a hot girl. Like, you can't really make a decision. Like, do you choose who you see? And he goes, son, just like drinking a cup of coffee every day. They all look the same to me.

Wow. That's profound. Like, dad, that's a fucking lie. That is a fucking lie. There is, that is not possible. And it's, and we can all know that that's not true. A hundred percent. It's not true. You were a fucking liar, but I loved you. That looks like a box of cow tongues. And that one looks like a kid. They are not the same.

I think I've told my gyno story, right? Why do you have a gyno story? My mom was a gyno nurse. Oh, okay. Thank you. You know what you remember? I want to hear this one. I have not heard this story. My mom worked in a place that accepted Medicaid, so it was like Section 8 coming in, just like really nasty fucking people. Oh, God.

This lady comes in one time. She's like, it burns down there. And my mom's like, oh, well, you know, we're going to give you some penicillin, some antibiotics. We're going to clear it up. Yeah, but I want that stuff to come out. My mom's like, what do you mean? The stuff that's coming out is like pussy discharge. And they're like, we're going to give you the antibiotics. It's going to clear everything up. Yeah, I just don't want it to burn no more. But I want the stuff to come out. Well, man, why do you want the stuff to come out? My boyfriend liked the taste. Oh, my God.

You're a liar. Are you serious? My mom told me that story when I was 16. How did you make that one up? I don't know. That's bad. And so I never fucking called anything because my mom told me that story when I was like 16 years old. She was a gyno nurse. I had more PTSD from that story than more. I'm not impressed by a lot, but that was impressive. That's a hard one. I can't get that out of my mind. I want to meet that man.

And then I want to send him to selection. Absolutely. Now you can do war. That's right. Exactly. No shit. You got good guys, you got bad guys, but when it's him. When it's him. When he comes here. This is just like walking through like, what's wrong with him? He eats anything. You cannot torture that fucker.

It tastes good. Drop him behind enemy lines and let him go to town. He ate 1,200 enemies. It tastes good. He just walks around saying that. Oh, my God. Where do you go from that story? I don't know. To hell. This is the fucking worst story I've ever heard. I thought I told you that before. I made me.

Block it out Tim until something triggers a memory and I want to know what would trigger that memory I've told you I was hungry when I got here well, it's gone with yeah

Yeah, that is the one thing I don't want triggered is that exact fucking moment. In that same vein, I was really hungry and there's a jar of pickles over there. There is? Yeah. They're really salty though. We have pickles here? Yep. They're in moonshine.

That would make sense. Did you eat some of them? I had a pickle. You did not. Tim's like, I don't drink. Well, you did. You're fucking kidding me. There we go. There's a reason why we don't drink.

You're going to get pregnant. That's what? I was so confused. I was like, wait, we have pickles? I didn't know we had pickles here. That makes a lot more sense on the taste. Oh, the taste. He was like, man, it's super salty. I just didn't get it.

I'm so sorry. I kind of like where this is going. I thought it said moonshine on it. Did you not read it? My AA sponsor, I just want you to know that. Honestly, you couldn't smell it or taste it? This was not an intentional, conscious decision. It's really vinegary. Where are these pickles at? If you have to blame someone, just blame me. I made you do it. Do they say moonshine on it? Our attorney has pickles.

They say moonshine. Tim's smoking. Oh, they do. Tim, how do you flavor? He's going back for more. No, don't do it. That does smell like pickles. I gave it a good little sniff. Oh, that's definitely false advertising. There's a lot of alcohol in there. Now, if I were to rent the fucking 40 proof. Oh, not too much. 20%. So you got a shot in you. How long has it been since you had a drink?

Intentionally. Intentionally. It's been a while. Oh, no. We just ruined Tim's life. You're going straight to hell, both of you. I'm going to find him. Spinner Rex is coming to the house. You're fucking going to the strip club. No, dude. They're picking him up in a helicopter. Don't worry about him drinking it, bro. Here we go. Oh, I love it. He flies away. We're like, he doesn't even have a helicopter. We're like, we're going to find him.

That's what's weird about this whole thing. So the camera footage is going to start when this podcast ends when he leaves.

Holy shit. We're just going to watch. Discharge. And this all started with discharge. Yeah. Yeah. Like pussy. Okay. Not out of the army either. Like out of your crevice. It's yeah. Don't call it a crab. Yeah. I had the rock pocket. I had to, I had to, uh,

Give me one of them rot pockets, girl. You got that rot pocket going on. You guys signed up for this podcast. I'm so sorry. Sorry. Tim, what happened to me? I don't know. I moved to Bernie and all my testosterone flew out of my body. I can't keep my...

You've fallen from grace. You're here with us. I'm so sorry, my friend. I'm actually not. I'm ecstatic as to where I am. I mean, I'm here in Bernie. I'm sitting next to Tim Kennedy, one of my idols. It's awesome. Both of you are like some of the most... How can a young boy be an idol? I appreciate what he stands for, right? And my boy, too, loves him to death. And so I don't have to...

I don't have to question anything. No, but both of you, like I and Cody will speak on this too. It's, it's, you guys are some of the most humble down to earth people I have ever met that just are positive all the time. Super motivating, which I love the most. Always working hard. And it's just awesome to be around you guys. Like you guys feed me energy to be more successful. My driving factor is surrounding myself with individuals like you. So I can push myself to that next level. Cause I'm like, fuck these dudes are doing. I have no excuse.

for why I can't do something great in my life. And I appreciate and thank you guys for that motivation. That's very humbling. Thanks for being friends with us idiots. Shut up, you guys. Shut up. We're 20 minutes late to YouTube. You guys showed up before we did. That's a shitty human. And I'll blame my autistic child. To be honest, it was his autistic child's fault. Ryden moves very slowly.

- When Ryden was not having a good day, he was like, "Stop it, I want to go home." I'm like, "Okay, bro." - He's pouring water in John's drink. Why are you doing that? - My son doesn't know how to... I don't know what my son, when he doesn't like something, he does Ryden stuff is what we call it. So he's looking at John, Cody's son, and he's like, "And Ryden's not a people person, I'm gonna be very honest. Ryden's very much like me, not a people person." So he looks at John, he takes his water, pours his water into John's Coca-Cola.

And John didn't know what to do. I was like, what did you do? He's like, I don't know. I'm like, okay, but why? I don't know. Are you happy? I'm good. I'm good. That's all that matters. I'm not going to hit on that. That's fine. But you got

But you guys live in the moment. Truly motivating. And we're, I fucking love having you guys, like from dinner to hanging out, just shooting at the range. It's like, ah, man. There was not enough time. We need to find more time to hang out. Why don't you come back just like you and some boys? We'd love that. We'll do a bro moment down at a demo. He just expanded it too.

So what we saw at range day, he's already working on the berm to get it bigger because we're going to have like 20 vendors out there next time. Can we please not invite the idiots that showed up? Because there were a small group of idiots. That was an oversight on my part. I apologize for that. I swear, I thought it was going to be like you guys and like 10 other people. I think everyone did. Did you see the guest list? No, I didn't. Yeah, you should have sent it to him. Maybe you wouldn't have flown in.

And so I was like, oh yeah, we'll come down, like hang out, shoot, you know, and we're coming in and Shane's like, what the fuck is this? I'm like, I don't know what this is. A riot. It's going to be fine. We're going to go shoot. And Shane's, did you see Shane? He like walked over and just hung out with Chuck and Hoonier the whole time. He just sat there just glaring at me. Did you actually shoot? I did shoot one, one pistol. Yeah. Ray Cash cares pistol.

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They burnt some ammo down, though. Yeah, yeah. Thank God we got an ammo sponsor, so we didn't have to pay for any of that. They were really cool about it. That was a lot of ammo. It was a fucking lot. Whoever that is, thank you. I came just to get some 4570. Did you get some? Oh, I got it. No, I'm kidding. Goldberg just wants it. I'm loading magazines. Could you load my Mac for me? Goldberg's just loading magazines, going home with a whole bunch of 4570. Do you have a suppressor on? One of them, yeah. You have to tell me what can you have on there.

I just built a mad pig custom to a, yeah, they did two of mine. That's what it is, dude. They're so fun. I love those guys. And that guy's a vet, right? And he's got a, no, he's still in, still in, throw a shout out to him, man. What a fucking good deal, man. Mad pig customs, man.

just does and i have no relationship with him nor do i i just appreciate what he does and he he built the most beautiful lever action 45 70 for me and um it's a ton of fun he's still in active yeah he's still yeah yeah so i did he did a henry for me and then it's so fucking awesome i had to do it wouldn't take money from me he's like you're still in and can we just like

Can I just do this for you? And I was like, dude, yes. Thank you. It's another example of an amazing human, just doing amazing things. And his work is definitely, he's killing it as an entrepreneur too. He's coming out with a bunch of his own products and, and, and bolt on pick tinny stuff.

It's crazy being active duty. Our editor's active duty. G-Van, what the fuck's wrong with you? But it is that next level. I couldn't imagine during, like, back in the day, active duty and be like, well, I've got to clock out and go to work. It's amazing that he's doing it. And he's killing it. That's fucking mind-blowing to me. Like, mind-blowing to have that perseverance during the military. He was one of the most sought-after dudes at SHOT Show last year. Oh, shit. Yep. A couple of states, and

Any form of infringement is an infringement, but a few states really pushed the infringement last year. And lever action is the kind of easy solution. The right solution is...

getting the people out of office that would try to pass those things and then abolish the organization that, that tries to enforce those things. But the, the current easy answer is like, Oh, we'll just make a weapon that is fun to shoot and is the closest thing to what you used to shoot, but it's still legal. And lever action is that I love. It's like the tactical lever action thing. And that's why I love revolvers right now. It's like, I,

I want to love them because they're fun. I don't want to love them because... Not because it's the only option. Yeah, I'm being forced to. No, there's an option for anyone. I love them because they're mechanical. Like, as you're saying, it's like Magnum Research built a five-cylinder 4570. I just got... Did you really? I saw yours. Mine match. I got it exactly like it. Shut up. So my 4570 lever action by Mad Pig... Well, not just like it. I'm not sucking his...

thing. And then Magnum Research... Mine's black. I was like, here's the gun that's... That's even worse! Fuck, what did I just say? Mine's black. Mine's black. It's a finish. It's a finish. I love it. Well, I'm just geeking out about it. It's so fun. But you shoot that... You can do fine. So BFR built it for you. And you have to... I mean, you need all of your hands to hold that fucking gun. Because that thing...

I can't wait. It's 250 grams. How does it recoil? It is a crack. It's just like. Because that's one of those weapons. I was like, nah, that's going to hurt. No, do it. Just do it. Have you seen the Darryl? 145-70? No. Geez, really? Yeah. And I did not believe it existed until there's a video of it. And the dude, he shoots one round. And his hand obviously hurts really bad after one. He just loads it.

closes it, it is this big. I'm like, oh, there's no break on that. Oh, God, what the fuck? Fires one round. It's like, bah! And he's like, ugh! I just want to pull a .45-70 off that Mad Pigs after I shoot it and put it in a pistol and fucking shoot it. I cannot fucking wait for that. So I want the bandolier. Yes, 100%. And I want the pistol hanging right here. I do the Love Rocks thing and, like, drop it in there. That's exact. That's. Fuck yeah!

All the toys in the world but a little nostalgia and a little like pushing the limits of there There's also when you're shooting a 250 grain bullet out of a pistol fucking Yeah, it is so awesome, but there's also like discipline of this is gonna hurt well I'm still gonna press this trigger like a proper trigger press. Oh

The worst I ever shot was a 460 snub nose. It almost broke my wrist. I've shot just about every other handgun. I haven't shot the 45-70 yet, the BFR, but that snub nose is like fucking horrible. There's a 45-70 revolver? We have one. Yeah. Holy shit. Yeah, completely unsolicited. We have the same lever action and the same pistol. Seven, what's your barrel? I wanted the short one.

Yeah, mine's a little longer. It's five or seven inches. Okay, well, yeah, seven inches. They won't go shorter than that. Fucking five would kill, man. Jesus Christ. I can't wait to shoot that gun.

Can we come over and shoot it? 100%. I just want to see the percentage of the population that could actually hold that fucking gun and shoot it and hit something. It's like Kentucky Ballistics. That's a lot of his videos. He does that. Let's bring Scott out and get him to shoot it with Bill.

Did you guys watch, not Kentucky's accident, but we just had our other buddies, Ballistic High Speeds on last week. Well, they were on during range day, but they came. Is Kentucky fine on the scale of? He's good. Oh, yeah, he's good. Dude, he was benching like over 300 within a month of getting his neck blown out. Yeah.

Yeah, he's back to four plays. That was his goal. He's like, I just want to do four plays and I can dream. It was like a month later. He was already hit by the RPG. So that is Adam. That just we had him air last week and he was on during that. He is OK. Did you see that? No, I did not. Oh, it's horrific. I do. That is. Thank God he's OK. And that was so uncensored, though. I only saw the slow-mo.

But not the uncensored ride? No. Bro, he does... Okay, so RPG here, they're testing it. They have a Phantom. They have multiple cameras on him. He goes. The fucking... Not the HE, but the actual... The booster. The booster, the propellant, kicks off. And so it's supposed to be like a recoilless rifle, right? So kind of dissimilar to a bullet, when you pull the trigger, it launches it, and then the booster sends it.

The booster goes off inside of the tube next to his face. Oh my God. And, like, this is like not a small explosion. This is a fucking. Yeah. An RPG booster goes off next to his face. For reference, an RPG booster will punch a giant fucking rocket through 55 oil gun. Like, it's nothing. Like, it's butter. It's like, boop.

But he was wearing a plate carrier at the time, and it blew the plate carrier off of him. No, it blew it off. The plate flew out. The helmet flew off. His eye pro flew off. Well, if he didn't have eye pro, he'd be blind and probably dead. And if he didn't have those plates on, he'd be dead. Did you see it fly out of the carrier? Yeah. And why is the most terrifying footage? Because pull trigger, boom!

Point one seconds in the slow-mo. He's out. You see him like this on the wide though. He does the body seizure the tightening You know the muscle tight so he goes like before he goes down or when he goes down he hits the ground his body limps and he goes Like that I was like, oh fuck like it's a genuine reaction when you know That body mechanic when you hurt like somebody's hurt or dying. Yeah, that's the mechanic and

What's fucking more crazy is homeboy was the medic on site. They ran up and he was like, burn stuff on arm, tourniquet, go. No shit. He's the one that did his own self aid before passing back out. Whoa. Yeah. Like, I don't know. Fucking G. What a stuff. Shit. It is the most horrific,

footage to watch. It's so crazy to watch because he's fine. He's alive. We were joking. We were laughing about it. His business partner did not like that footage. We were making light of it. His business partner was like, what the fuck? That was terrifying. But his wife was, Adam's wife was there on set. Everyone was there. And they were like, it was nice because Bryce immediately was like, hey,

Call ambulance administer first step. They ran up to him. They got the kit and then Adam woke up from being blown up. It was like, I need this, this, this, and pass back out. I got him in the helicopter. They were flying him out. And the one sentence he did say, he doesn't remember this. They were mid helicopter flight to the hospital. He was like, he woke up. He's like, Oh, this isn't good.

It passed right back out. God. I know we get dunked on a lot, the people making videos around the firearms community. It's impressive when you put the scale of, and this is kind of a nod to, you know, the

probably two, 3000 influencers that make videos, how diligent and intentional they are about safety. 'Cause that clearly is an accident.

And when you think about the millions, tens of millions of rounds that are shot in a year, the videos of, you know, shooting cannonballs through people's heads, these are inherently dangerous things that you're doing. You're taking projectiles that are traveling two, three, four thousand feet per second that, you know, are anyway from one hundred and fifteen or fifty five grains to two thousand grains.

And it takes something extraordinary like that. So it's a big, I think it's a testament and a compliment to all those people that are doing the right thing.

You know, like Demolition Ranch. You know, like how great they are about doing the right thing. We had, you know, we had... Responsible ones. Yeah, we had, what, a thousand people at range day? No one got hurt. Not one injury. And there was a lot of assault rifles out there, you know. And the only people that got hurt on YouTube had Ballistic in their name. So that's the lesson by itself. Just keep Ballistic out of your name. Yeah.

And you're okay. And they're from Kentucky. It's weird how Kentucky Ballistics and Ballistic High Speed are the big injuries in both of those. And you're like, huh. I'm going to take that. Telling. Note to self.

Do not incorporate the word ballistic in anything. There we go. It's fucking terrifying. Okay, Tim, I want just one quick, what's your favorite military story that you have on hand where you're like, hey, this was one of my craziest moments, whether it's fucking fun. Bill, do you like military stories? Oh, hell yeah. Are you kidding me? I've lived with two lambs for four months.

These are my favorite. Like one to stick out either is like, holy fuck, I almost died. Or holy fuck, this was just fucked up and hilarious at the same time. Because I have like, I've told some of my dumb ones where I'm like, well, today I'm done. Could you two? I'll make one of them really short. Do it. So the first one.

John McPhee, an amazing boss. He's one of the guys that if you're going to war, he's like break in case of glass type guy. Delta Force, talented in the killing business. And

He's my boss. We're in Iraq. We're trying to kill Zarqawi. And we had a half, a helicopter assault force mission that night. And one 60th had gotten shot up on a mission prior and we lost one of our helicopters. One 60th is that's the night stalker. That's right. Yeah. One 60th sore. So like the best aviation dudes on the planet. And, um,

So we have to adjust the load plan about who's going to be getting on this helicopter. And I'm the youngest guy there. And my, and John says, Hey Tim, you're going to be pushed to QRF. And I was like,

John, you know, I'm the fastest, I'm the strongest, I'm the best shooter. You know, what you should do is kick Carlos or Ben off because they're old and you should have me here. And, and so John's like, you should shut your face and you should go inside and start prepping the equipment for a QRF. So they go action force just for anyone. So they go and they, they, they go and they do their mission, you know, and I'm sitting there like a petulant child.

I do my headspace and time on 240. I make sure all the fills are right on the radio, but I'm doing it like a disgruntled...

You're pre-pubescent and he comes back. Yeah, fill this radio. I'll fix this headspace in time when you start to do it on them to wipe your nose on the car. Enjoy driving on this. I'll give a pink eye. Look through these binos. They go get you some gunfights and they come back. You know, I should have been like helping them unload gear. I was like, hope you had a great mission douche, you know, like just a total idiot.

And he's like, go get your gloves, go down to the tent. And I was like, all right. Yeah, I'm going to straighten you guys, the whole entire team. I'm going to straighten all of you guys out. And, you know. You're Tim Kennedy. I'm all right at the fighting thing. And so they come down there. I thought I was going to fight John. But the whole entire team was there. And this was the lesson for Tim to learn. That the team beat the shit out of me.

And I deserved every punch. And there's not a single one of those punches that I think they should have been soft on. And they weren't, they hit me hard. And I, I, and I, all I see is my sweat and I fought and my blood on the dirt floor of this, you know, GP medium tent. Uh, and, and John leans down and he goes, Tim, I don't want to talk about this again.

And he walks out. No other words. It was, go get your gloves. They beat the shit out of me. I don't want to talk about this again. And that is a cornerstone memory of how dumb young soldiers are. Man, you want a piece of this humble pie? Here you go. We got extras. Have some more there, son. I love humble pie. That was a big serving of humble pie.

God damn. But that is so military green. Just beat the shit out of me. You're an army of one. I'm going to call John down. Can we all just beat the shit out of him real quick? He was farting off today. I really think we should just go to town. He's 14, Cody. He's going to learn a lesson early in life. He is Bill and Tim. Bill and Tim beating the shit out of John at 14. He goes to school tomorrow. He's like, what happened? Oh,

Oh, no, Dad. Did you learn your lesson? He learned it good. Yeah, he learned it real good. Who'd you fight? Me and John. Tim Kennedy and Bill Goldberg. Well, see, CPS wouldn't even believe his ass. No. Exactly. That's a good point. They'd be like, okay, sure, kid. Who'd believe that story?

You actually did fall down some stairs, didn't you? No, I swear. It built over. You mean he walked into a door? The door is his. Repeatedly. All I got to say is I forgot my story, and why the fuck didn't you let me go first? How can you follow that?

Come on. That's an embarrassing... You can literally tell any story and it's going to be better than that story because that's an embarrassing story. And I mostly just have embarrassing stories of me doing something stupid and dumb and then getting punished by my bosses that were just trying to save my life or my teammates that were covering for me. I love you guys. That is as military as it gets. You have to have one... I worked at McDonald's for three days, got fired, peed on the grill, made burgers and watched people eat them. Other than that, I don't have any funny stories. Is that real? Yeah.

Jamie, pull that up. We have 1980s. Statute of limitations, right? It was only 50 years ago. What is the statute of limitations for like... It's 10 years. Oh, exactly. 10 years at most. I'm way good times three. For internet hate. Oh, you can get weird though. Like if he was aroused while he was doing it. That never happened. I just fabricated it. But only if he has prior, you know... Yeah.

This would be a fun movie. He did a heart. You did a heart P. Dude, Goldberg had a heart. I had to fabricate a really funny story. No, he had a heart P. I like heart P. I had my erection. I pissed on the grill. People ate it. They fired me for eating all their food. I mean, after five minutes, truthfully, I mean, they do care about the consumer. They throw their food away. If it's sitting for more than five minutes, there was a timer on everything. Well, at least there used to be.

And I threw all the food in a bag and I figured, what the fuck, man? I'm not going to throw it away. You're a grown boy. I'm a grown man. They got pissed off. Grown boys need food. McDonald's story compared to your fucking shit? That's brutal. Dude, but now watch this. Tim.

Crazy war story, though. What's your one where you're like, on that one, I'll just go to the bathroom. I can't top that. You don't even have to. I don't have like... Shame, Bill. Shame, Bill. Exactly. Strip him. Yell, throw cabbage at him. He's like, what's going on? I thought this was Christmas. You have to have one where it's like a crazy funny one. Because I have...

I've like fell in shit and piss. I have so many dumb stories of over in Iraq of mishaps. Shoe goo. Do you know what shoe goo is? Yeah. It's a glue, basically. It's glue that you can glue shoes back together. We...

were assaulting a target and you put it in your butt nope um they had they cover their their shit boxes with plywood and somebody had fallen in there and lost their shoe in this box of shit and um i also had damaged my footwear that evening and i borrowed some shoe goo from a boss and

I fixed my shoe and I put that Shoe Goo back where it went. That night where my friend fell in the box of shit, we walk in and it was a bomb maker ID's house. And there were these very unique looking Iraqis that had red hair and freckles. Special area? No. You were at Wendy's? No. No, this is real. Real Iraqis. No, trust me. So in Iraq, in Baku, no, in...

The Four Corners of Baghdad. There was a blonde-haired, blue-eyed family. Yikes. And they were Iraqis. Yeah. It was just a weird fucking... I was like... They couldn't speak English or anything like that. I was like... What are you doing here? Yeah. Weird. Got along. They were fucking locals. But yeah, so... Go on. So we've hit this house. I end up doing the battlefield interrogation. The rough interrogation of these guys...

And one guy smells like shit and he's missing shoes. And my boots are like tore open. So we go back that night. I fixed my boot with his shoe goo. And a couple of days later, we hit another target and we find these same guys on these targets.

But the weird part is I'm wearing Shoe Goo around my neck like a dog at this point because the guy I borrowed the Shoe Goo from thought that I didn't put it back and I had stolen it. And once they found it as punishment to me, I'm wearing the Shoe Goo around my neck. I love your admissions. This is so military. Well, they start military. Yeah.

I have a 550 cord with Shoe Goo hanging from my neck. And as I walk into this house again, these red-haired, freckled faces, dudes like stand up, and they see me and they recognize me. And there's immediate fear because I was not nice to them the last interrogation. But now I have Shoe Goo hanging from my neck. No!

They didn't understand that I'm wearing it because I'm being punished. And they thought that I was about to use the Shoe Goo on them in some way. They're like this fucking mongoloid American with his Shoe Goo. I just like walk in with a Shoe Goo around my neck and they're like, oh my God. And I'm smiling because I'm like, you guys are about to fucking die. And they don't understand a word. They have no idea. Oh, wait, wait, wait.

So I was embarrassed, but they were in fear for their lives and both of them for good reason. I'm really glad that they didn't understand that I was just being there that around my neck to be punished. I used it, of course, as like fear to use this. I will use this on you.

So Bill's like, what the fuck? I don't even know where to go. I'm bouncing around in my stories in my head, and I'm like, no, that one doesn't work. No, that's not good enough. No. I got enough. It's so weird coming, like, because when you hear the stories, this dude, you're going on a mission, right?

That you could die from and the military is still like, you're punished. You're being punished. Wear the shoe glue. Fucking end of clock. And they will do that all day. Go on, bro. And you're like, why? They're the smartest dumb people on the planet. Oh, it's fucking amazing. They're so... The most amazing humans that can do the most extraordinary acts. Courage, bravery, speak, you know, like...

The songs are made about them. Recruiting videos. Yeah. With the sword and the dragon, that whole thing. We missed the Shoe Goo. You know, the covered in shit, like the losing your shoe and doing the rest of the mission without your shoe because it's in a shithole.

Those are omitted from those videos. Have you watched any of Fat Electrician's videos? He's one of our other co-hosts that we have on here. He has the funniest fucking historical military videos I've ever seen. He's going to surpass us all in subscribers. What is he, 1.4 right now? He's already past me.

But his military stories are so fucking funny, man. What's his handle? Fat Electrician. Fat Electrician. He has some of the best stories. Have you heard the story of Jake McNasty? No, but I'm going to go to the bathroom while you tell it. Get it. I'll wait for you. And then we'll wrap it up. Pardon me. Oh, if you haven't. Like Nick, Fat Electrician is a comedy goal. Yeah, he tells stories about old World War II fighters and just legends. Yeah, right there. Right there.

Oh yeah, I know him. Oh god, his content is so good. Getting a follow.

Dude, he's one of the best humans. Nick, we love you. We miss you, buddy. That's my brother's name. Love that name. Dude, how amazing is he? Dude, Bill is one of the greatest. I just don't want him ever mad at me. No. The most fear I've ever had in my life is... I feel like he could do the mountain thing where it's just like... He snuck up behind me at HEB. I was checking out and I feel like a shadow goes like this.

I was like, that's weird. I back up and I hit a wall. There's a brick wall. I'm like, huh? And I turn around and Bill's like, Jesus Christ. I didn't know what was going to happen right there. There's a huge human. I couldn't move. It was just going to have his way with me. And I have to bow down to it. Bill, how old are you? I'll be 58 in three days.

I was telling how at HEB you were like, I just felt a shadow cast over me like a cloud. And then I turned around. Were you born on Christmas? Were you born on Christmas? No, I was born two days ago. 27. Oh, okay. Gotcha. You hit the headlight.

It's a birthday episode too. This is amazing. We're bringing Vets Cheer and Bill. So what's the secret? I want to be physically imposing. So my daughter's

will be in fear for their life for forever. And my son will always know that there's nothing he could ever do to beat me in anything until I die. And I'm talking like 80. He goes, plays NCAA fine. I'll still fucking smoke his balls. I'm telling you, man, I'm trying. I got a 17-year-old right now that just benched, I don't know, 225 for like 18 times the other day. The fucking kid's a monster. He's 17? Yeah.

Can you do that? He has God's testosterone right now. He has Bill's testosterone. Bill's testosterone. I shall give you something. Don't hold your nipples. That's weird. No, it's like Bill's like milking. No, it's from his soul. I was reaching for my soul, not my nipples. Where's my soul? This is not nipples. When I do this, this is not my soul. Where is your soul? Where does your soul reside then? One hand right in the middle. No, it's here.

He's got a big soul. Or a small hand. I have double D souls. You do have big hands too. Yeah, we got meat hooks. Look, those are intimidating.

I used to be intimidating. Now I'm just an old shadow of myself. Yeah, nobody gets that. My son... Let's circle back to like... You look like Santa Claus with PTSD right now on that camera. Like it's going to cut to you. That is a Santa Claus that is just going to... That is the most...

Ho, ho, ho. Rips it. No, no, no. He's got the sleigh, dude, in his garage. The sleigh in my garage. Yeah, man. Yeah. I mean, yeah, I was 325, like 290 when I played Santa Claus. So I was fairly intimidated, you know. You walked up to 90. 290? Yeah. Where's the heaviest you've ever been? 325. That's gigantic. But you guys got to understand, when I played football...

The guy in front of me was 340. I played nose guard, right? And I was always a 265, 270 walk-around guy. So I took it upon myself to train as hard as humanly fucking possible, and I had to eat 15,000 calories a day. I'd get up in the middle of the night and eat twice. I'd eat 24 eggs a day easy at least, but I'd just eat all fucking day. But I'd train twice.

You know, that's all I was a robot. That's all I did for 20 years. Yeah, it was it. I mean, all I wanted to do is walk around with the biggest fucking traps and I had a bad neck to begin with. So I had to reinforce it. Big traps don't help. I'm of the opinion that you're only as good as, you know, your next day, not the fucking day before. So, I mean, as long as I can breathe, I'm going to walk my ass up to that weight room and I'm going to fucking train because I'm

And I'm addicted to it. I'm just addicted to it, and I feel like shit if I don't do it. So is that addiction? To strive to be better than I can. I just try to be better every day, no matter what. And my son, it sucks growing up in our footsteps.

It just does. I mean, it puts added pressure, and it's just they got enough problems. My son distanced himself from it in the beginning, you know, through this recruiting process and everything. He's doing everything on his own. He's picking up the phone, calling coaches, and the kid's a fucking man, you know. But it's just a different deal, and his drive is different now.

Because he wants his own identity, and he's made his own identity. But my deal is that I still got to be there to kick his ass to keep him in line. And I can't surely not go to the gym every single fucking night when he goes to the gym because I can still walk. I got a funny story, and it reverts back a little bit to military. So I used to co-own a Muay Thai gym with an ex-gunny.

with an ex-Gunny at Pendleton, right on 76, right at the front gate of Pendleton when I lived in Fallbrook.

Beautiful area of the country. Oh, man, it was absolutely gorgeous. Except for the Marines. Except for the people. The Marines were great. The Marines are the people. Here we go. I knew I was going to... Goldberg hates Marines. Boom! No, I like all you guys. But I call in the Muay Thai place. It was a love of mine. Absolute love of mine. Extreme power Muay Thai. It's still there. And...

75% of the guys were, were military. And I train every day. And one day I left and I went back to the house and we have a big farm, a ranch in San Diego. And to make an extremely long story short, I'm riding on my four wheeler and I've got a gas can in between my, my four wheeler and the handlebars and something fucking, I'd lean wrong and the throttle sticks. And my wife's, uh, uh,

jumps horses, right? And so, shows horses. And so there's a big arena down below. It's like a 20 or 15 foot drop from the elevation I was at the barn. And the throttle stuck and I was aimed straight for the fucking, for the arena. And there was a tree that

on my level that I figured out in a split second that I was just going to fucking bail it and I was going to hit the tree. And as I hit the tree, I was going to simultaneously jump. I'm 290 at the time. I'm simultaneously jump off the fucking four-wheeler. It was a bad plan. It was a horrible plan. Bad plan. But leading into the plan was a circumstance where I had just broken... I had just gotten over having four broken toes on my right foot from Muay Thai. And it was...

Literally, I just got over it, but I'm wearing tennis shoes. So I got this plan all figured out. Well, the plan goes awry, and I fucking hit the tree first, and then it launched me, and I did... The visual's beautiful. And I did a one and a half. And so I used to be on the diving team as a kid. That's a very small fact that people don't know. But

But I did a one and a half and then I landed flat, right? Facing where I was, where I came from. And my fucking toes just like darted into the ground. So I broke every fucking toe on both feet and my right fucking leg. I thought I broke my right leg and I'm laying on the ground.

And there's a helicopter. There's a helicopter flying above me and I have this flashback thing or whatever that I'm in the military, right? Because I'm listening to you guys every fucking day down at the gym talk about coming from work and...

And I'm laying there going, and I'm trying to assess everything. Am I good? Is everything here? And I just fell off a fucking deal, right? I mean, it was no big deal. But I assessed the situation. I was fine. My right leg was fucked up, swollen already. I had a hematoma on the thing. It was a different fucking color. And I tried to get up, and I couldn't get up. And I'm like, you know what? These fucking Marines are—oh, sorry. Sorry.

All these military guys, they go through shit every fucking second. And you don't hear any of them fucking crying and bitching. I know they're crying, bitch. I know, I know. But I tried to motivate myself to get up. God, I love you so much more right now. I'm just saying, they wouldn't give up. All of us would be like, I would have given up. I would have given up. But Bill is like, no. My toe hurts so bad right now. Those soldiers would be stomping into this gym. It's like...

No offense, but if they can do it, I can motherfucking do anything. That's how I think about anything. If anybody could do something, I can motherfucking do it. I don't care. So I'm crawling to the fucking house, like literally crawling. Whatever. And I get to the house, and I knock on the door, and Wanda answers, my wife's a stuntwoman, and she's got her fucking testicles are 10 times as big as mine. She's the toughest human being I've ever fucking met.

And I get to the door and she looks at me and she goes, are you all right? And I said, yeah, I'm fine. Within 30 seconds, she had a shot of tequila and a Vike in her hand. And I'm like, I really married the right woman. Yeah.

Holy shit. A lot of things are making sense about his son now though, as like, well, yes, you got some, some superhuman genes going on here. So he has like the baddest woman on the planet. There's a stunt woman that then makes babies with you. Yeah. Yeah. She can do, we make a baby squat like one 35 and on dude squat on top of a fucking medicine or not the medicine ball, but the exercise ball. I can't even fucking sit on it without falling off. Bill blink twice. If you need help, I know, but,

But it's, I'm willing. You breathe with me, husband. You're like, I'm sorry. Okay, he weighs 325. Okay. I remember one time I, okay, it was after my fucking toes finally healed. So I was out doing yard work and

And it was the first day I was able to go out and do yard work. Long story short again, here comes Wanda, and she's holding her hand. And I say, you all right? She goes, hospital. When my wife says fucking hospital, she's fucked up. So she moved her hand, and her shit looked like somebody ripped the skin off of her fingers. And I mean, I almost vomited right there, right? And what had happened was the halter got torn.

She was trying to get... There was a bungee cord hooked to the halter of her horse, and she couldn't get it off, and the horse...

flailed right and the the metal on the bungee cord literally just ripped fucking her shit it was vomitous did you beat the horse up i know i was puking over there in the corner bill grabbed the purse in his high heels now i got her to the hospital he picked up the purse i just yeah i just picture bills like so i i get her to the hospital and she's in the er and the

starts calling everybody in, hey, you got to come look at this. And I'm over there just yakking in my mouth. And Wanda's like, you know, excuse me, but can you please fix this? And I haven't had anything for pain yet. But yeah, she's... Yeah, where was the shot in Vicodin from you?

We were in a hospital. It should have been from the doctor. Should have been. She runs up. She's like, babe, I need a hospital. It's like first off. I'm failed as a husband. Now we get. Oh, man. She got degloved. It was nasty. If you guys don't know what degloving is, it's when the flesh is torn away from. It was fucking nasty, man. Literal said. That's why you're not supposed to wear metal rings for certain pieces. So now she calls her finger Frankenfinger. Girl, that is fucking brutal.

Okay. You find guys first off, before we close this out, do you have any, uh, words of wisdom? You already been so goddamn moto this entire episode, which we truly appreciate. But for anyone out there on Christmas Eve or, uh, Christmas day that are alone or anything like words of wisdom, words of advice for power and through no pressure. Um,

Man, the world is an amazing place. No matter how dark it is, tomorrow is always going to be a little bit lighter and that you're not alone, that there are people that love you and appreciate you and that a permanent solution to a temporary problem is not the answer. Like you can call me, like email me,

Tim at sheepdogresponse.com. You can call, you can pick up a phone and there's a veteran that is sitting there that wants to talk to you, that wants to hear about what's going on in your life. So like, don't, don't, don't do something dumb. Come up to Austin, have coffee with me. We'll go hang out. It's all going to be fine, but don't do something dumb. Just celebrate, celebrate,

that tomorrow is going to be a more beautiful day than today. And, uh, and then just make it to tomorrow. And if it helps, I'll have coffee with you and Tim. I'm in, I want to be there for that. A hundred percent. You know, I want to have coffee with Tim and Bill. Yeah. The world is a fucked up place, but you know, you always got to turn negatives into positives and, uh, you know, think the, think the best of people until they prove you wrong. And then, you know, treat everybody how you want to be treated. It's a simple saying, but there's a reason why it's a simple saying, right? And, uh,

Well, it's as you were saying earlier, buddy. It was like you said it best earlier when you were just like, it doesn't matter what you're going through. You were like, I have to be the strongest. I have to be the best. I'm always going to dedicate my time for that. And I think if people had that mindset for...

uh different things in life you will get so far because it's like you might be having a bad day you might want to quit but that's not your determining factor your determining factor is like i gotta push myself harder because i want to be the best at something or hey this day sucks how do i get over it through sheer will and determination perseverance man yeah person not giving up and knowing that you know if it could be done then you can do it goldberg's garage

Boom. No, I'm saying where do we find you guys at? Goldberg, you're trying to do your thing right now. Close them out. Goldberg's Garage. That's where Bill's trying to get some subs right there. Please follow it. Please give me some subscriptions, man. I'm begging you. Yeah, it's Goldberg's Garage. It's on Instagram and Twitter.

on youtube uh the i'm just trying to follow in y'all's lead man everybody all you goobers who watch these guys come over and watch some of my stuff it's fun man goobers you know it's all about a thousand horsepower and ripping tires off of cars and making fun of people and making fun of yourself and at the end of the day that's all what it's all about i'm gonna blow your tires off of that trx if you want some of the best and i i will swear by this like it is

The best humans to go follow, watch their content, deep dive on it, and then most importantly, take away what their message is and how motivational they are. Because these are the guys that motivate me. They should motivate the fuck out of you in life. Watch them, learn from them, ingest that knowledge, and have fun, live life, be positive, and be merry.

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Where do we find you, boys? Or your ass is next. Where do we find you? The greatest country in the world and the greatest state in that country. That is a terrible call out to your social media. Find me in America. America.com. YouTube America. I'm right down the street. Google me. Not on self-promotion here. Man, it was awesome coming down, hanging out with you guys. Appreciate the invite. I cannot wait to shoot, attack people from the back of

a trunk next to a Ford F-150 and then shoot cannonballs into somebody's head. It's like, these are going to happen. You are going to get text messages about this. And this is... Our next shooting area is the palladium at the movie theater. I can't wait to break that down. Where we'll have a raptor as a prank.

This is going to be amazing. Goldberg, where do we find you? Goldberg's Garage, YouTube, and Goldberg95 on Instagram, and Goldberg's Garage on Instagram, and, you know, just fucking Google Goldberg, and you'll fucking find me. You'll find him. I'm going up. Everybody's like, okay. I'm so sorry, Goldberg. Guys, we love you. You've been awesome. Merry Christmas, happy holidays, and fucking crushed life.

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