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We're recording we're recording we're recording. Yeah, we're everywhere. We're everywhere. Oh my god, it only took seven and a half minutes. I know because i've been uh here Well, actually it's probably closer to 10 minutes because I waited And now it looks I don't know what the french happened. It's our camera goblins our camera gnomes. They've been in here playing with things Sick, he needs help guys
He really don't stop looking at the cameras. Stop looking at the cameras. No, I'm just like, I tape off everything on these ones. So it's like perfection. And then these two are just, well, that one didn't move. That's what I don't get is that mother. I did not figure you keep kicking your chair further and further out.
Yeah, but I don't move because I have a piece of tape to show where mine goes. But it doesn't matter because what you do every time is you move out. So you have to move this one. So you move out because you've moved these cameras every podcast last four episodes. But this doesn't matter. It has to match yours on the corners of one in the comments below. If you know what I'm talking about. Nobody knows because it's your brain. First off, first off, first off.
First off, I'm just going into it. I'm drinking. K through five. Did you see how many people were like, yeah. And others were a majority. No, it wasn't a majority. The majority was saying that making fun of me for not realizing it's different based on states. Which I pointed out. I didn't know that. I thought it was one through four. K through four. Because nobody's right. Because for me, it was K through four. It was kindergarten, first, second, third, fourth.
I know and that's just well it's probably different off stage no you did not say that time stamp and I know I brought that rolling and then this might be nine in each gap thing he's old as
Maybe it was for him. That's why we just we just got the by fours. I mean, it was fours for me. It was it was kindergarten. Then my middle school was one through first through fourth. Wait, whoa, whoa, whoa. K through five. K through five is elementary. Elementary is an American term for the education period from kindergarten to fifth grade. It receives equal amount of criticism. Uh huh. And when was that wrote? Nineteen thirty two.
When was that wrote? Was it written recently in the 2023 politically correct bullshit? More work for you, Fluck. Yeah. Wait.
What are you doing? We already... Well, that one's really off. And just in case he needs more snappies. Oh, yeah. You did hit stop and play on this camera four times. I can upload all that footage. You're gonna. I want Fluck to see it. I want Fluck to look at you and just shake his head like... I'm like... I gotta get out of here. Like running off into... Oh, man. Say hi to Eli.
It's racially ambiguous, baddie. That guy's fucking ridiculous, don't it? It's harder to rhyme, but he's a really nice guy. Welcome to Unsubscribe. Hey guys, thanks for watching the Unsubscribe podcast. Make sure wherever you're listening or watching, whether it's on YouTube, Castro, Spotify, Apple, Google, Amazon, Podbean, Stitcher, or...
That's all of them. Please leave a comment, like it, thumbs up it, give it a rating of five stars, whatever you do. It helps the podcast out immensely. And Donut and Eli will be very happy if you do that. And we want to make Donut and Eli happy today. Yeah. Five stars on everything and a comment if there is possible because we need to be at the top. Donut, say something motivating.
And that's where the, you come, that is. Come subscribe. You have three seconds to go back in time. What do you do or what do you say? Go, three seconds. That's it, that's it, three seconds, go. Yeah, you have three seconds. Comments below. Change the past, but you have a three second window, which is a really fun. Oh man, that makes. You can't leave a note. You can't preemptively. You're just right now. Three seconds. Yeah, you gotta choose the time and everything, but that's it. You're like, boom, you hit that button and you're like, hey, Betty, I got, I got.
The nightmares. The secret to life is... And then you're gone. I just talked to myself. Who the fuck was that? Oh my god, that was so good. Oh, that's so good. If I had three seconds... Yeah. I'd slap Eli in 2010. Oh, hold on. Welcome to the Unsubscribed Podcast, as always. I have my beautiful friend here, Eli. Double tap myself, Batty Screams. And...
No one. Our special surprise guest, Henry motherfucking Cavill. Thank you for coming in. Oh, I'm so happy he's here today. How was the flight? Wow. First class. Of course. Of course. I wouldn't expect anything else. Did everybody recognize you? Yeah, of course they did. England, you flew...
Heathrow? You came in from Heathrow? Where'd you fly into? Austin. Yeah, that makes sense. Austin, the direct. Yeah. Wow, I would not. Okay, you need to calm down. You're going to get disbanded.
That's racist. There's something wrong with us. That's racist. We're talking to a cardboard cutout. We're sad. We're depressed. Just hard cuts to my feet. No, no, no, no, no. It's the first five minutes. But it's just my feet swinging back and forth. Because you're on a swing. Yeah, and it's party time. We're having fun on the swing. Yeah.
Look at the camera, though. It's just two shoes like this. No, we're on a swing. A swing set. Yeah, but it's two shoes. Because I'm hanging from the monkey bars. With his hands. He's hanging by his hands on the monkey bars. Yeah. Because he likes doing pull-ups. Oh, my God. Okay. To address...
Oh, this is my favorite part. I know. To address the internet. God, you guys are... First off, wait, first. You guys, the concepts that happen in people's heads when people get busy and it's just like work related. I'm like...
Surprise Pikachu. Everyone apparently. Well, hey guys, Donut's a busy guy. I don't even noticed, but he runs five or so channels as long, you know, as well as all the other things he does. So as you've seen, Donut has been gone. I've been trying to address this in the comments or on my stream or to try to
Figure out what's going on there and letting you guys know because goddamn subreddit. Y'all need to chill. Y'all are crazy. So Batty and Donut beat the shit out of each other. Fisticuffs like this with the knuckles out. They were wrestling. He's locked in my basement was another good one. What was the other? There was another fucking wild theory. Oh, God. They're just like, Eli's the mom. I'm like, ha!
Yeah, no, you are. I'm just like, I'll just take care. But reading it, I'm like, what the fuck's going on? I was like, we were just literally, it was like last week, we're all here hanging out. Again, SHOT Show came up, which pushed shit around. And then we're trying to get one last one before.
with Cody was like, hey, doing this. One last one. One last one. One last one. Well, as a host, as a host. So then it going into, I know as a host. So Cody is stepping down on the hosting part because he's trying to do his own stuff, especially with the biggest thing right now is the stress from last year leading up into this. It was a lot. It was a lot. So this is a lot of work, guys. Unsubscribe is a ton of work. We specifically me and Eli here have been putting in a
lot of extra hours and most of it was before unsub made any money and It just was a lot of extra work and Cody just has too much going on right now So rather than put that constant. Hey, we need you here. We need you here. He's gonna step down as a host Mean Eli are gonna somehow suck each other's we're gonna do a lot of that and we're gonna make sure that everything keeps running smoothly as we have been for
Since the beginning. Yeah. That's why it's like November. It was October, November, December. It was all those like everyone's schedule. And then it's getting stuff done. And that's where I was like, okay, I got, because again, guys, I, this is unsubs just one facet of my life. Like,
One, I have a lot of other obligations, but it is a lot of freaking work. So it's, hey, like, step. He's like, hey, we were hanging out. We're just talking about this. Step down. Like, okay, cool. Be a guest or anytime, especially like him, Brandon, whoever. It's always rotating guests in. That way he gets that breather. And those guys are dealing with a whole other shit thing on YouTube right now, which is
The censoring of content and like you guys barely shit. Yeah. For us, it is at a different level because we just have to, we still get censored or we have to do it. But as you've seen in previous posts, the second a piece of content gets flagged underage or anything, it's,
It's like it just drops off in views and then you're not getting paid. And if that is your livelihood, you have to worry about that stuff. So that's like from Cody for the police shooting. That's why it's like now a duck quacking and it's all censored just to maybe get
algorithm and hopefully get paid. Plus the other piece. Not just get seen. First of all, that's the biggest fuck at this point, man. Fuck trying to get paid, trying to get seen so that you can work with sponsors and things like that to help pay for content that YouTube won't pay you for. So there's just there's a lot going on behind the scenes, whether it's with our content, whether it's with
any of our friends you know demo grand thumb which don't worry mike's coming we're working on it we hear you i promise yeah kentucky's coming in i want to say fab yeah so we hear y'all i promise it's just there's a lot going on and for the longest time man like look at how unsub started it was just dudes hanging out in our free time because we had free time over the last two years we
We've gotten busy. A lot of shit has happened. A lot of shit's changed, whether it's different platforms blowing up or extra side work or our actual jobs. You know, shit's busy. So sometimes we get really, really busy. And it makes it difficult. Like today, I'm like a whole bunch of doing leading up to this. I was like meetings, meetings, meetings. And I was like, hey, I had to push this back from three to four because I was like, I got meetings and it's still late.
That's life. And when you have content, I know a lot of people think, oh, this is easy or A, the internet wants drama for whatever freaking reason. It's not drama. It's just friends get busy. It's a lot of scheduling. Yeah.
Look at BRCC content is a good example of like what I'm in when I'm not or doing stuff. If I'm doing the content or is other people doing it, I'm a part. That's one aspect. Now do that with out of regs, with unsub, with my own content, with charity events. We help run like Savannah stuff like all. And it is. It's nice. It's awesome.
It's work. We're lifting the curtain a little bit here. We're letting you guys know kind of what's going on behind the scenes, which we normally don't get to because we try to specifically not talk about stuff. We try to make sure we're just having fun bullshitting the usual. But there's been a lot from y'all lately about what's going on. So I think we needed to come out here and lift that curtain a little bit and explain what's happening. No, man.
I hate Eli. That's the bad boy. Yeah, that's the only bad boy. That's why me and Eli sit across from each other like this. Because if we're any closer, we're going to... Come. Fight or kiss. We're going to fight. Yeah, that's it. We're going to...
If we're any closer, we're coming. We're going to make out. Somebody's dick's getting sucked. But it is still a positive thing. Nothing's changing for Unsubbed. We're actually getting more content that is more easily filmed, which is, again, more work. Yes, it's easier to film, but it's stacking onto this beast of content.
What that means in non-Eli-ish is podcast is staying. We're still going to be doing our weekly podcast, but we're also trying to put out more content for y'all, whether that be some vlog-style fun shit with guests or that be some React-style stuff where you guys, something we're working on with the Patreon right now because the Discord's actually being built. A couple of you are already in it. I know. We're getting there. The Discord's being built for Unsubbed where you guys can come in. You can bullshit with us depending on your tier. We're going to hopefully have a monthly Q&A.
Where you guys can ask us questions. We will have a monthly Q&A. There is going to be a section for y'all to post videos or games or news that you would like us to react to. I'm not saying we're going to do all of it, but we're going to eventually have a react section here and we're going to go through this trash you're going to send us because God, I know it's going to be fucking trash and we'll have a react stuff. So we're hoping because everyone has been asking for more videos a week. You don't want once a week. You want twice a week. You want three times a week.
Fuck you. We're going to try to do some other content though. So you can still get a couple extra videos a week. Yeah, it'll be fun. Like especially the Patreon shit. Like the Patreon stuff and then the biz desk stuff. We'll just put that aside. There's still a shit ton more biz desk stuff, which again, it's not just a click of a button and you're like, I'm a YouTuber. I make money. No, that's how we did it. It was one button. You just, you hit the big green dollar sign button on YouTube and they're like, here's your bags.
Yeah, and you're just like, boom, we're good. No, it is. Our big green button is Fluck. We say, Fluck, make it work. You're like, oh. I'm going to just hit that button so hard. I'm going to hit your button. But yeah, we got the one-on-ones. I do like the Patreon stuff because it is actually like activating that way better and more cohesive and putting way more effort into it. So you guys, like the Patreon-y.
The patrons. It's patrons. It is. I know. It's an old verbiage. You didn't know. It is because patrons used to have bards and gestures from the medieval period. I'm going to slap you. Turn your mic. You're talking sideways. That's why I want you. Hi. But we're actually like the 101s in the, especially with the higher tiers, like doing those sit downs and like, hey, and you get to actually chit chat. Not with me. I'm going to have my manager sit in between us because I don't want to talk to you.
He has headphones. I do it every night. I have noise canceling headphones on. I have to lift one off the ears. Okay, I'm going to put it back on. I do that every night on Twitch. So it's all good news. And a little sad. We're going to miss Cody. Cody's fucking... Fuck, put a montage up right now.
Dude, I don't think we have a montage ready. Just do the one with his... Just play the intro. Play the intro! Say hi to Donut. It's racially ambiguous. Donut. That guy's fucking ridiculous. Donut.
It's harder to rhyme, but he's a really nice guy. Welcome to unsubscribe. No, I got, yeah, that and then do when he stares off and has PTSD in the dogs. You know, the Vietnam. Yeah, just grab that. Fucking fortunate sons playing in the back. Yeah, just grab that video. That's the one with the video of that. It's the Vietnam PTSD flashbacks and the Goldberg. I want to say that it's Goldberg.
No, I don't think it was. I think that might have been Danny. No, it's Tim Kennedy. It was Tim Kennedy. Yeah. That was a dark time. I forgot. It was the funniest shit, though. No, but we always wish him the best. We're hoping all the guys, we were just talking about this beforehand. It sucks right now for that space that is like firearms or police shootings or anything like that. We're going to get demonetized for talking about it.
Yeah, it makes a huge difference. Can you talk? I mean, you got to be able to talk about it. You can talk about it. As long as we don't show suppressors being screwed onto guns or 30 round mags being put into firearms. And this is like, you don't know how bad, like imagine you have your, imagine you get paid once a month.
And then you're at your job. You're nine to five. You're getting paid once a month. Now, let's say you're like, oh, you're about to get paid. And at work, you did something what you think is fine. It used to be okay. So it used to be okay to get a sandwich out of the fridge. Let's say every day you did that and it was fine. Then one day. It is an AR-15 sandwich though. Yes. The delicious AR-15 sandwich. And then one day you pull that sandwich out.
And then right before payday, they're like, sorry, you don't get paid. Remember that AR-15 sandwich you had today? Or no, better yet, that AR-15 sandwich you had three years ago? It's gone. And you get a strike for it, which is getting strikes. Like, that's why Demo Ranch Matt is actually saying like, hey, uh,
Huh? I don't know. This is scary. Bro, like he's been putting videos out weekly more than once a week for years. 10 years? 10 plus years? Bro! And now he has to like think about everything that he's done in his past. Every video and anything in those videos could cause him to get a strike.
Three strikes on a channel, they delete your channel. It's gone. Yeah, and it's not they delete one channel. It is all your channels under your IP are gone. Did you know that? So that is, yeah, because I think it was Brandon or Demo or maybe Cody. I forget who, don't it? It was one of them. We were talking about that, and it's like, it's not, oh, this one channel's gone. Hey, YouTube overlords, we love you, though. Don't ban us. This is a stressful situation for all those dudes. I am
Bro, forgotten weapons got fucking like Ian. Come on. The history like it is the most literal historian like, OK, I understand some of us. We get a little spicy. We can say some dumb shit. We do a lot of dumb shit. We can do some crazy shit with forgotten weapons, though. That's just rude. It's disrespectful. Most PC people of all of all the gun. Yeah, and he's a wonderful human, too.
I love you. You're great. Moving forward, nothing's changing. We're going to have February. Things are changing. The podcast and all that stuff is going to remain the same. February is a dope month with guests. All the guests we have coming up lined up. We have
We have a couple of them. I know you want to. You're frothing. Just spill the words. Just say some of the people we have coming on. Okay. Never mind. Hitler. No. We resurrected. I hate this podcast so much.
He's like, landmarks coming on. There it is. I'm going to do the spoiler today because I never get to spoil anything. It's always you every fucking day. Somebody comes to my chat. They're like, Betty, what's going on in the next episode of the podcast? I'm like, I don't know. I'm not going to. And then they're like, don't worry. You already told us. And they stick their tongue out and they run away. Fuck you. You spoil everything. Darth Vader's Luke's dad. What? And Jesus died at the end of the Passion of the Christ.
I think I've seen that one. But he lived, too. That was the one with the Apocalyptica with the Mayans, right? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That's Passion of the Crest. Do you remember that movie? Yeah. Was that what it was called? Yeah. Apocalyptica. Right? Uh-huh. Mel Gibson's Aztec movie. Yeah. Great movie. There was no English throughout the entire thing, right? I don't think Aztec spoken. Well, no shit, but... I was just being serious.
There's a lot of foreign movies where they still speak English. I think I would have pulled it out really fast. I'm mad. Hey, man, there's white people coming up on the beaches. Speaking of that, Avatar. White people. Suddenly they started speaking English because they're avatars and they're like, we can understand it now. Oh, yeah, they did. Oh, yeah, they did do that. See? Fuck you. They learned the language. But yeah, Landmark.
No, that's it. That's the only spoiler they get. That's the only one? Only one. We have like six people lined up. Four. So we got that without landmarks. So you got your four. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Okay. And then we might be going to Florida. Yep. Florida. News! Now sells beard product! I had to get rid of my address.
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I think you can say that. Yeah. Yeah. That would be like the one time we have to like print out one of these. We're trying to figure it out and it's for like, it's going to be like an eight by 11 little piece of paper, like a little piece of fucking flimsy paper. It's got to tape it to a wall. It won't be this dope, but in order to get some of the guests, it is better. I, we're never going to do remote. Fuck.
fucking despise when they're never ever we're never to have people call in to unsub the whole like what so the reason this podcast fucking began was forever ago I think I've told the story before I wanted to start a podcast with Kings and then Eli popped in and me and we're like oh fucking let's start something but I was in Vermont Eli was in Texas Kings is in the frozen Arctic North somewhere I don't know he's an idiot and
And we were just like, no, we're not going to do a Discord or Zoom call. Like, there are so many fucking podcasts. When COVID hit, so many podcasts started. Can I say that yet? Yeah. And everyone's like, oh, we're going to have a podcast. And it's just dudes sitting on cameras. You lose conversation flow. People are talking over. It sucks. It's trash. It's garbage.
I hate it. I never going to do it. And people are constantly asking us, why can't you have people call in? Why don't they just, why don't you just get somebody to discord? You just have a phone on the table because it sucks. It's different. It's not the same. Imagine the Chris Ramsey, Wes Barker episode. If they were on discord, dude, I'm at Chris. Magic is like, it's fucking lame. I will say, um,
Logan Paul did one with Bella Dufene. I don't know. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I was actually really, did you see how he did it? They had the big ass TV in the background. So they were just looking, talking to her and it was a live show. I was like, Oh, okay. That kind of works. I still want to do it. Don't want to do it. Logan Paul. First of all, Holy fucking. We got to talk about, we're going to talk about Logan Paul here in a second too. He's also Logan Paul. He has such a massive audience. He can do something kind of meh and it not matter. Yeah.
Like, I don't know. You apologize for it. That's what I want to talk about. Getting canceled on the internet. Me and me and Tay were talking about this all fucking day yesterday. How to get uncanceled. Logan Paul in two weeks uncanceled himself because he did a cool wrestling jump. Yeah.
Yeah, I will always say this like dude look at all this shit He's been involved in all the crazy scandals and he's just like but now i'm a wrestler and look at this jump where I throw myself and everyone's like That's the cool and to be fair. That was cool. I always forget. He's a wrestler in town watch I was like, oh, yeah, he does that shit like
In my opinion, how to get uncancellable is just either apologize if you want to, depending on the situation, and then just shut the fuck up for two weeks. Two weeks. The internet will literally forget. I have watched so many people get ripped apart and then just, I'm going to go silent for two weeks. And they come back and nothing's changed. The internet is insane. It's the fast. Dude, I will...
Our boy Froggy Fresh is boxing coming up. Yep. I didn't realize one of his songs. There's a bunch of his songs. No, there's one. I was like, oh, this. Do you know which one I'm talking about? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
The comments are amazing. Dude, it's the black community so, so supportive of that song. They love him. Yeah, and that song, they were like, bro, I was about to, I was, I love, it's like one of the top comments is like, I read the title of this song and seen the thumbnail and was pissed. And then I heard it. This is beautiful, dog. Thank you so much. And I was like, what the fuck is that? Because I was scrolling through my feed and that one popped up. I was like, oh my, when,
When Eli does a jump on something. Oh, hi, my buddy did that. Oh, bro. I saw that right before he came on the episode. And I was like, you should froggy fresh. I would have talked about the voice of reason was like, I don't know guys. Do I bring this up? I don't think anybody else has seen this up at this fucking video yet. I would have had him on sooner. Cause I'm like, bro, like,
In my head, it is the idea of how much balls it takes to record it. Filming it and recording it, you're like, dope. And then editing it, you're like, okay. But then you're like, you upload it, which takes at least five minutes. You got time to sit and think. And then you're like, you're developing the thumbnail. And then you're like this. You're like, what's the title? Oh, I got it.
And then you hit publish now, especially he's just a white dude. He's like a five foot zero five one white dude. Yeah, I took some nuts, bro. Like some real and some stupidity. I'm sorry, bro. But it paid off. Dumb as shit, but paid off.
Like this song is like oh, this is actually a dope song like but that is also pretty fun cool speaking of that of Froggy fresh and creator clash Boxing is taking the fuck off. Yeah froggy fresh is fighting a poor Harley Harley's coming back and he's fighting an actual wrestler WWE What's his name? I don't remember the guy's name because I stopped following Russell wrestling back in 2008
But holy shit find an athlete and he's been training me in Harley text the last we were texting last week about that Yeah, but I still poke in with her. I love you Harley. Oh, he's so good people She's good people's but he's has a fucking fight fight. I like all Aaron's fighting again Yeah, a lot of the dudes are getting one of my favorite creators. This is crazy. Uh Leonhart He's a Pokemon go Pokemon go a Pokemon
Like TCG pack breaker. He opens Pokemon cards. That's all he does. And it was crazy. He got announced that he's fighting. And I'm like, what the fuck? And then I was watching a week, a video that he put out about two weeks ago and his knuckles are all beat up and bloody. I'm like, this motherfucker has been training.
Because it was before he's been fighting. I know, but I wonder why they're not wrapping it right. Well, he's probably hitting a bag without gloves on. Creator Clash, if I'll box, you can find me someone 150 to 180. Eli, you're not allowed to box. Why? Because you're rude. You're mean. I have watched you fight two guests drunk as shit on the floor of our pod. No. I will, though. I'm a fat piece of shit. I'll box. I don't know how to box. I've never fought anything in my life. I'll box. I've never boxed before.
You're lying. You're full of shit. You're a literal liar. Hands on fire. I will go in there acting like I don't know how to. All the training montage would be me being like this. I'm like, let's go. Get in the ring. I'm just ruining somebody. He slipped a punch. I'm like, yes, I did. I would have so much fun with it. You're just rude. You're disrespectful.
It's like when Kevin was here Kevin was wrestling everyone to tab ago and then Kevin came out like Kevin don't don't put him in a position and I kisses for his bald head. I'm like we done we dunk Disrespect you're just a mean person you're mean spirited. This is why you're not invited I would do that shit instantly. They're like who you I was like creator clashes are cool. It's fun. It's neat. It's it's
And it's good. It's just dudes beating each other. It's just people beating the shit out of each other. And they're getting in shape for, which is awesome because you get to see a lot of these guys. They take it serious. Like some of them fucking take it serious. Who's the dad guy? Uh, the dad guy. Uh, he beat the, the like skull it. The dad guy. Yeah. The dad guy. What's his name? Dad guy. Dad, man. Dad, man. YouTube. I think his name is dad, right? How to dad.
How did dad? I don't know. I don't know the guy. You didn't see that clip of him just fucking wrecking house. Bro, he went at dad YouTube boxing. Who did he box? Dude, he fought Matt Watson. Who's that? I have no idea.
But he terrible YouTubers do. It is one of the best fucking boxing matches because dad trained for it. Like he came in. You just seen what he looks like. Scal it. Yeah. He came in like ripped and he came in and the other guys like, okay, let's go desert. They stopped in one like 30 seconds or one minute. He just beat the piss out of the dude. Like I was like, oh yeah, that's what I'm talking about.
Bro if I ever did it I would I would be I would be full Jack Mandeville before you know what I mean just like I would make myself looks at it like more out of shape than I am because I am and I would just I'd be eating cheeseburgers I'd be memeing and I'd be secretly like fuck it's all goddamn night I'll just be true never gonna do it a never never do it I'm not getting it. I'm not going back to the gym if I go back to the gym the world ends
We've talked about this. We're two strikes. It's fucking 30 degrees in Texas right now. I'm talking about going to a gym and look what's happening. Hell has frozen over. Literally, man. Bro, it was 85 degrees in Texas yesterday. I know. Trust me. It is 30 degrees right now. I was supposed to film something yesterday, but weather reports said it was a 70% chance of rain and cold. Beautiful, beautiful blue sky all day yesterday. So me and Finn fucking can't.
We were like, I was like, we can't film because it's going to rain. And then it was like, eh. Which, side note, I do have on the Eli channel the Metal Gear Solid Snake video coming out. Metal Gear Solid. Oh, you're doing... So explain that. So Eli is going to... I hate to even say this because I don't believe it yet. Well, I do now because this comes out on Wednesday or Thursday depending on the YouTube. Eli has been talking about starting a YouTube channel since I met him before I lived in Texas. So...
Over two years ago probably three years ago when I first started flying to Texas Yep Yeah over three because you had filmed a vlog at your first apartment or your first house Whatever the fuck that house was that I stayed at while I was there you filmed your your penis a gun tuber one You felt no the vlog you filmed Yeah, you filled the intro to your vlog I remember cuz you were like on the couch and you fell off the back of the couch and it was really funny I just remember the intro because that was supposed to be your first vlog and
Three years ago. It looks so good. And I still, I, I, I am years ago. I'm a perfect. I, this is my downfall. I'm a perfectionist. My tism takes. And then it's bad. I don't know if any of the intro to this episode is going to make it. Cause it was a lot. It was real hectic. And you weren't on Mike chat. I called him chat again. Fuck. It's seven. It was actually 10 minutes. Eli was readjusting the cameras that we never move. Cause they were, they got moved. Never moved them.
You keep moving your chair. These angles were off and I can tell. So I've done that. I did a car one, which is also really highly well filmed. I'm very good at making shit look pretty. And then it's cutting it down. I need to film and edit and cut and then hand it to somebody else to hit publish because Eli won't do it himself.
This one I'm going to because this is gonna I have now two days to put it up and get it ready. What is the premise? What are you doing? What is the Eli? It's Eli Double Tap. You can it's always linked in our description. Me, Eli, Dona, everybody all for all of our past videos. Everything's linked below if you're trying to find our channels anywhere. But what is the Eli Double Tap YouTube channel starting out as?
I watch anime and all that nerdy stuff. I don't know if you've ever watched like anime breakdowns on like characters or like story arcs or like Halo. Oh, this is Master Chief. I usually do it at three or four in the morning when I'm ashamed that I'm awake still. But there were like a lot of the content creators are really... You're putting down your fellow YouTube creators already. You haven't even put out a video yet and you're already... Fuck you all. Pieces. No. No.
I don't know. Like some I like, but seeing the level of content, there are some very dry ones too. Like ones where I'm like, Oh dope. I'll get this character. And it's like 2 million views. And the guy's like, these are the people I don't watch. When you do your Vegeta breakdown, will you dress up like Vegeta? Yeah.
Hands down. You're going to do a Vegeta breakdown, right? Oh, yeah. I'm going to do anime video games like everything. I was like, I want to know these characters lives. That's why I like the Solid Snake one. It's like bandana. Also forgot all the fucked up shit that was in Metal Gear until going through the storyline. That must be great for your hyper fixation in ADHD, though, to actually sit down and just binge into one video game or one character. Yeah, because I'm just like writing out the script. I'm like, and then I'm like reading and I'm remembering certain stuff and then I'm like typing it out.
And then playing or watching the gameplay. This is better than porn, isn't it? Oh, yeah. This is my fault. Oh, I get a breakdown on all the stupid stuff that happens. Especially old video game lores. It's so fucked up. It's so wretched, too. God damn. Like Solid Snake. Oh, I have so many good... Dude, Solid Snake when... It had me rolling. Because Snake on Metal Gear. This is...
Oh, Commodore. Yes. And they're like, okay, MSG, MSX system. They were like, Snake, you have to save Gray Fox, Frank Yeager. He's in his top secure prison. So you have to get captured in order to go to the prison with him. Yep. So then they put you in the top secure location. What did you do to go to that prison? Solid Snake, just you have to purposely get captured. Okay. And it places you in the cell next door to him.
And there's like a cell. And you walk up and punch the wall and explode. And that's how he finds Gray Fox and saves him. Like literally. And you just fucking. No, you just like. Okay. He's like, oh, he wakes up. He's like, okay. And you walk over and you punch the wall. It's like boom. Just one punch. Yeah. And then you take fucking Frank Jaeger. And he's like Metal Gear TX 55. We have to stop it. Also blah, blah, blah. And I was like.
Oh, this is actually part of the video game. What are you doing, Batty? Wait. Batty, what are you doing? Batty's looking at audio things. Did you not record anything? No, it's recording. Wait, did you hit mute on yours? No. Wait, what's going on? I don't know what the ear symbol means. I think that means listen. Headphones.
Okay, so we're okay the headphones were only listening to four which is muted We're still recording everything else right yeah, everything's recorded It's just headphones who you can hear so you can push it and who can actually hear headphones you get I just saw I'm like why is for yellow cuz okay for it is an arm I set up we have four mics one two three four I'm Three Eli's one two and four muted, but four was a different color than normal. I just thought I didn't have anything recording I
Oh, I thought I had it fucking. I thought I had it only listening to the muted mic. Yeah, that was my face, right? Solid Snake punched through the wall with one fist. Same Ganger. You get to see all those dumb things. Holy shit. Dude, Snake and all the babies they aborted. Do you know how many babies they aborted? Metal Gear is all about fucking Super Baby Syndrome is what it's called. You're kidding. Super Baby Method.
No, it was like Liquid Eli. Liquid Snake's name. And Solid Dave. Those two, they had eight. There was eight of them. And then they were like, cool, kill six of them. So the last two are stronger. Yeah. In the womb. Oh, because...
We're absorbing our tweens. Octoplets and then like, but I was like, oh yeah, I was wait. Okay. Do you remember a few years back? Five years back? How many years back when there's that one chick who had the eight babies or whatever? So what you're we are octomom. So she did some corn. Yeah. Oh yeah, she did. And then what? So what I'm saying, what I'm hearing is if her, if one of her fetuses would have eaten all the other ones that she would have gave birth to literal snake. Yep.
I've been saw a snake. And then you have the government doing government stuff. That never happens. The government is not real. One of my key points is imagine doing all this. So the government spends all this to create these two super soldiers. Batty, what do you do with said super soldiers when they're born? Snakes raised in America. Homeboys raised in Africa. Yeah. Liquid, right? Yeah. Yeah.
So what would you do with Snake to facilitate the strongest childhood to turn him into a soldier? You know what the, you know what we do? What did the government do? They put him in the foster care system. I'm not even joking. It's part of his life. That's worked out well for so many of you. I was like, the government's like, yo, we just lost some money on this kid.
just chuck it to the foster care system. Like how is this like the, this is government as it gets on the U S being a top secret project. I was like, wow, this is fucking amazing. Dude, you hear all these backstories. That's why I'm excited to hear. Yeah. Like do the series on different characters and everything. Cause I'm like, Oh, this is amazing. This is, I forget how stupid some of this stuff is. I'm like, Oh,
But yeah, that's going to be the series. It's going to be doing all that. Also, way longer than I thought it was going to be. How long is the video now? I was like, man, it's going to be like a dope-ass 15-minute video. Me cutting fat, because I hate, I hate. I know. I'm aware of how you like cuts. Yeah, but I have fat. Like, I can't have positive. I need, it has to catch attention. 30 minutes. And that is all fat, like, trim the fuck off. I don't even go like this.
I cut that shit out. There's no beats or there's no pauses or awkwardness. Do you want me to watch this before you make a love? Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Because it's probably good. Oh, yeah. Dude, Savannah's like sad set through the whole thing. Yeah, but she loves you. So she has love glasses on. Oh, I know, but sad. I don't love you, so I can watch it and tell you I hate it. Yeah, trust me.
I hate my own stuff when I have to watch it multiple times. But when I'm like, oh, and I look at the cloud, I'm like, holy shit. Okay, this is actually good. Huh? Weird. Let's real. Y'all need help for Valentine's Day because you're like us. Sad, lonely, and depressed. So odds are you could use a little help. Eli, what do we have to help our wonderful viewers today for their Valentine's Day sadness?
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Already spoiled it for Maddie. No you didn't first thing I did I was like bro. Did you see when shut the fuck? I will come across this table. I can't wait to watch I'm gonna I'm literally watching it as soon as I'm done streaming tonight. Also. What's the I forget his name Ron Swanson Yeah, I know he's in it. Don't shut just stop. No my only issue can stop one issue. No he teacups the pistol. Oh
- He's not a trained op. Is he a trained op? Then shut the fuck up. Okay. Stop it. Too much. Too much. - No, it's the game. He's a survivalist. You know the game. - Yeah. Thumbs. Thumbs. - He's like, "Eh." - Okay, stop. Stop. We're done. We're not talking about it. - No, I don't want to. - I'm not talking about it. I don't want to spoil it. Shut the fuck up. First episode was amazing though. We can talk about the first episode. - And second.
Part of the second. I haven't seen it. I haven't finished it. Wait, how far did you make it? No, how far did you make it? No, we're not spoiling this shit. But how far did you make it? I will slap you. In episode two, so I know where I can stop. You're not, because you're bad at stopping. Nope. So episode one of Last of Us was fucking amazing, because it's following the fucking game. How do you feel about the change they made with masks, though? Like, things not being spore-based.
I think they had to do that. I mean, which is really good on the... So episode two, after the credits, they break it down on why they chose that method. Oh, did they? Okay, I haven't seen that. Okay, cool. So they have the... They have the video game directors and writers helping with the fucking thing. Like...
It's the dudes that did... The director is the guy that did Chernobyl, which also... Holy shit, great show. Phenomenal series. And then they are talking with those individuals. So...
Just like episode three, there are changes in order to make this story make more sense. Yeah. It's something is episode two, which you did see is all of it. I know. I know. I'm like 20 minutes into it, but they are disgusted where it's like the roots like there. It's one living organism. Yes. Yes. So they had to do that for the show and it makes it so much fucking better. So they're like, how do we take out the human element and the military element, which is more prevalent in the episode?
The game. The game. But how do we add in to make these monsters where they can like run in and interact? Yeah. And spore base. So like spore base and we have to describe it. People have to wear masks covering your actors, which normally doesn't work. Mandalorian proved that wrong. But at the same time, it's very hard to have. Mandalorian, Halo, like those ones you're like, oh, this is the game. Yeah.
I still thought some of the Halo show was good. Not all of it. Some of it was really, really, really, really, really bad. But that's like the game that's like, oh, this. And in Mandalorian, it's like Boba Fett always wears fucking masks. So that is the standard you...
It's set. So they were like, okay, the mask, how do we do this without the mask? And they did a really good job of explaining it like, yeah, we'll have to do it this way. Hey, it bites and then the grain and all that. It's not spore based. It's based on the grain and the eating. And then it just went fucking chaos.
And then it, as they do explain, it's like, it took three days for everything to fall to shit. Like it was three days from Friday when the first case happened or when it hit America. And then they were like, by Monday it was like, America was gone. Yeah.
Dude, episode three is fucking baller. I can't wait to watch it, man. Baller. And I'm so excited for the show. Every other video game, show, movie, anything is rolling over in its grave because they're all in their graves right now with how well this has been done. They're like, fuck, man. What happens if we would have actually listened to all the people? We just listened to the people who wrote the game. And the audience that always would bitch about not following the source material.
My god, yeah, I would It's it is it up Ellie's oh, I can't wait No, I just don't do it We're not any of you or me thing. So I'll come over this goddamn table. I swear to God. Oh my god You miss a giant thing even an episode - yep
Can we talk about something super nerdy real quick? Yeah. Okay, so Magic the Gathering. Never heard of her. You love it. I love it. We both love it. Henry, he loves Warhammer. I guarantee he's a magic player. He might be. Post he is. I have to touch on my guest. So there's been a recent set. It's actually the newest set. The last new set. Just cut in on Henry. We'll bad talk. What are you doing? What is sit down?
Now it's going to be cut on that one. It's just going to show my face. I hate everything that's just happened. So one of the newest sets called Brothers War, which has to do with Urza and Mishra, who you know Urza, obviously Urza's incubator, Urza's whatever, and then Mishra is Mishra's bobble. These are some cards in Magic the Gathering. If you guys aren't nerdy enough for this, fuck you.
Brothers war did something new in old magic sets not old but some of the mid tier sets they've done thing called lottery cards where you can pull crazy rare things that are like one in every five to ten collector or special booster boxes and there's only one and these cards are going for hundreds and hundreds of dollars I opened a brothers war box and I pulled what's called a serialized card and
In these sets, there is 63 artifacts, a special card type. All of these artifacts have a 500 print run serialized version that are mixed into these boxes. So 63 artifacts, 500 per artifact. Not a lot of cards. Very rare. So we're talking one out of every five to ten, and they're only in collector's boxes, which even have smaller amounts of packs.
And these go from like uncommon cards so like cards that are very easy to pull out you pull multiple per pack to rares to mythics you got a really good mythic mother fuck I I pulled probably what I would consider one of the top two if not rarest mythic in the set yeah mox I pulled a mox amber and not only did I pull a mox ever I pulled a serialized mox amber and
And this is also a out of the 551. This is the lowest number that I have found anywhere online.
You got a number 51. My number is 51 out of 500. All the ones online. The next lowest I found was like 173. Everything else is like 234 500. So when it comes to serialized cards, they're not inherently worth a lot unless it's say number one or 10 or 100 or 200 or three. One of those special numbers 69 421 69 to see whatever. None of those have been found for the Mox Amber. Some of these other cards are going for a couple hundred bucks like uncommons. They're just they're nothing special to be totally honest.
Mox amber on the lowest played and are going for 13 to 1400 the Special high tier ones are going for six to seven thousand Oh, so I pulled mine that at like two in the morning that night I filed all my paperwork for Beckett grading and the next morning. I overnighted it to Beckett grading to be great It's probably it's not gonna be a perfect ten because it does have a like a white on the corner and
where it was put in a pack and it got hurt or whatever. It got dinged a little, but we're talking a nine or a 9.5 graded card, which for any doesn't know sports cards, Pokemon cards, magic cards can be graded on a scale of one to 10, 10 being pristine and perfect and very hard to hit nines and nines and fives are a lot more common. Eight's,
- Obviously you should go down. - And you have two grading skills too, two companies. - No, you have a lot of companies. You have top three. - The top three. - PSA, Beckett, and CGC are your top three big ones. PSA is obviously the most well known.
But Beckett does more magic stuff, it seems. And CGC does a little bit as well. I forget which one's the more coveted. So PSA overall, Beckett only if it's a 10. Because Beckett does something called their black label 10s. So that's the one. So that was the one Logan Paul, speaking of Logan Paul, was he's the one. Did you hear that story of his Charizard? Because he has the 10. The pristine or the...
I don't remember what their black label 10 is called because they have two different tens. They have their pristine 10 because Beckett's are graded on four things like corners, edges, surface and centering. And you can get a 10 if three of those are tens and you have one 9.5 because it's on 0.5 scales.
So if you get three 10s and 195, it's rounded up to a 10, but it's not a perfect 10. It's not a Gem Mint 10. It's a pristine 10 or whatever. So did you hear how his worked out? No. So it was fucking crazy. So there was only two Beckett 10s in the world for Charizards. Yeah, these black label 10s. It was, what's the motivational speech guy, Gary Beckett.
You know, Gary, whatever his name is, he's the rich guy. You've seen it. I guarantee you. Probably. I have no idea who the fuck Gary is, though. We'll just say this conversation. We'll say Gary. He is the only one with the only two. Yeah. He has both. No shit. Yeah, he has both. And then he had a bunch of not like pristine fucking amazing ones from the other graded scale. Yeah. So...
Logan and him are friends and he bought one of his great. Oh, he cracked it and reshit and had it sent in to be great because he would do it. Yeah, he looked and he just kept looking. He's like, yo, this has to be a fucking a proceed to. Yeah, he's like, what the fuck? Why? What the fuck? It has to. It has to. So he cracked it. Yeah, so he broke it out of the graded case because they're sealed in graded cases. So he broke it, which he said was terrifying, bro. I
He said that was one of the scariest moments. He's like, oh, or if it gets undervalued, then you fucking not like... So you have to be super careful with that stuff because eventually these companies will...
They'll catch on and you're not supposed to, I guess, technically do that. You crack it, submit it again to see if you get a higher grade to get a different grader. Cause unfortunately when it comes to Pokemon cards, the graders suck ass. Uh, it's all depending on who's having a good day. Who's having a bad day. Cause it's like the ad rev. It's literally pretty much on how, uh, not ad rev, uh,
Monetization. Monetization. Because somebody reviews our footage. Somebody could love our podcast and they'll just be like, yeah, this is fine. Somebody could fucking hate one of us and then immediately we're fucked and there's nothing we can do about it. Pokemon card grading or sports card grading is kind of the same fucking deal. Because of how fast Pokemon blew up, these grading card companies weren't really prepared for the mass influx of how to grade them properly. Like, fake cards have been graded. Fucking riddle me that. Like,
One of the big things, I feel like it was Beckett
or somebody who graded Logan Paul or who said Logan Paul's sealed box of first edition booster boxes, which was how many million dollars, $3 million of six first edition booster boxes of Pokemon base set. Like the original stuff from when we were kids, Charizard Venus or Blastoise. He had a box, which is six of these cases of booster packs was confirmed authentic. Turns out they opened it. It was all GI Joe cards repacked into Pokemon boxes.
Like, so a lot of these companies are under fire because they're trying to like, they're grading stuff when technically they don't have the know-how authority to
knowledge to properly grade the things they're grading. So everyone's like, well, if you see a dude that's like mad, forget that guy that like does people send him his card to just have him check on it and alpha investments. Rudy probably only see his hands. No, I mean he does video stuff too sometimes. Oh, this guy always see his hands, but he's like, oh, these are actually really good. He's like, oh, this is a print. It's probably, I'm going to say it's probably alpha investments because he's done a lot of videos where you only see his hands, his older stuff.
By the way, Rudy, I love you. I watch his videos literally every fucking day. Alpha Investments, awesome channel for magic stuff. He does new box openings, old ones, but he goes through old people's collections and he'll, and somebody will be like, I'm worried that these are fake. Can you check these? Specifically, they're usually dual lands. Yeah, and that's what I seen. Okay, yeah, yeah. Revised dual lands because I watch them because I have a bunch of revised dual lands.
In fact, these are magic cards that are older. They no longer are printed and they're fucking heavily, heavily forged because on average, they're on the lowest heavily played damage. 200 bucks pristine six, 700 bucks pristine.
And these are just like mass-printed. So people will put them up on TZG Player or other websites and they'll try to make a buck off other people. It's like that old lady that brought in. I sent it to you. Oh, the Power 9? The Antiques Roadshow. Yeah, dude. Antiques Roadshow. Antiques Roadshow. I sent it to Batty. I was like, bro.
This old lady had her late husband's collection of Magic cards, and it was like all the original Alpha Power 9. And if you don't know what that is, just do a quick Google for the cost of the Power 9. And cool that shit. Like...
And there were multiple pristine condition multiple and they're just in normal. It's like a normal binder and she's got hundreds of thousands of dollars just sitting in a fucking binder and her reaction because she had no she fucking didn't know what the French toast. I was like one of my favorite things recently is people like discovering their old magic cards their old Pokemon cards and being like I'm a millionaire now not understanding like a base set.
Venusaur. That's not first edition. That is in lightly played, heavily played condition is worth maybe 40 bucks. Yeah. People think these old cards are just worth hundreds of thousands of dollars because social media and influencers have blown them up. Some of them absolutely are some that you've opened fresh out of a pack and
you got a good print run and that pack has been sealed and properly taken care of because these packs, you wiggle the cards in the packs, you damage them. You scratch the foiling. These cards aren't worth shit. What's called raw when they're just right out of the pack, unless you were in that 0.001 percentile, uh,
Most of the cards in your collection unfortunately are not worth shit Hey Eli did you have to learn a language when you were in high school before you dropped out because you're kind of an idiot Yes, so language. Did you try to learn Mexican Spanish you mean yes, how much the Spanish did you learn? muy poquito You know it'd be great that if you would like to learn muy grande espanol si
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way, way back then. That's why you have some crazy old video game stuff. Don't you? Right. Like world of Warcraft collectors. Like, Oh, like vanilla. Wow. Collectors edition. The old school battle chest. Don't you have an old school battle chest too? That's how the, that's how they used to sell Starcraft. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That's the big, the yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I have those things where it's like, Oh geez. And like all the Diablos Xeno gear, like old unopened Xeno gears and old PlayStation games. And yeah,
All that stuff that just went into a sample. Like I'm like, oh, I just chuck it in here. Just chuck it in here when it's open. But yeah.
I always forget about that stuff. Collecting that video game stuff. They had a bubble pop apparently like last year, two years. No, it was, it was just recently. Oh, was it? It was like late last year, early last year. I read all about this shit. It was all that because it was, it was dude, it was getting unreasonably sealed video games, graded video games, like old school stuff like NES and world of Warcraft copies, whatever. Legend of Zelda's was a big one.
These graded or sealed games were worth hundreds and hundreds of thousands of dollars and these graded ones were worth even more. Turns out the company grading them for the most part was inflating the prices on these things. Like shit was just being graded as a perfect 10 or nines when there was no basis or scale and the people grading them were the ones selling them and there was all sorts of crazy shit and it turned out it was a big scam for the most part.
And all these people were spending thousands and thousands and thousands of dollars, like hundreds of thousand dollars. I watched the video where there was like 10 different dudes came forward to talk about how this bubble crashed. This was like I lost three million dollars because of this stuff, because he invested his spare money instead of in the stock market into video game stuff, sealed collections of video games. And then it turned out it was all just mass inflated fake. None of the pricing, not the games were fake, but.
The cost, the worth of any of it was just not there. And this bubble was bad when it popped. Oh, that's fucking. Because I know like old SNES, like if you have like secret a man is sealed is.
Dude, some of those games where I was like, oh my God, I wish I could buy this. I think I remember the sealed copy when I was looking was like $1,000. I was like, I can't justify that. I wish I justified it. That is worth a fucking metric shit ton of money. My sealed video games is like investing in Dogecoin. It might work. It might not. See, when I was doing it in 2000,
Reve till 2011 was the last time I bought. So when I was 13 to 21. Is when I was buying sealed stuff. And I was like, dope. And I was just like, this will be, I'll put it in here. I'll put it in here. I'll put it in here.
Thankfully it's paid it I mean it hasn't paid off because I just hold on to it and just keeps going that's the problem people like me and you we buy shit to hang on to for cuz could be worth something someday we're never gonna hear it of it yeah I have a sealed first edition pack of like Neo Genesis which is an old-school Pokemon pack that has a Lugia in it in this pack a Neo Genesis
I'm thinking Neo Geo. Never mind. No, no. These are old Pokemon packs. I know. I was going to say Neo Geo is an old system. It's a heavy pack. It could have a card graded, you know, worth $60,000, $55,000. And I'm like, I got to hang on to this pack forever now. You can never open it. Because the moment you open it, it's worth a dollar. Oh, yeah. That is true. It could be any holo. Like, that's the thing with these sealed product. Like,
It's a scary time. It's worth fake internet points. Which is crazy now. Invest in firearms. There you go. That shit keeps going up until it's illegal. Which is maybe not.
But the stock market's safe, guys. They'll definitely take care of your money. Yeah. There's so many options. You're just... Dude, oh my gosh. Put it all into gold and silver and hide it under your mattress. That too. Or in your wall. Ooh, the walls. Make a false wall. False wall safe. I want to make a false wall safe now. Dude, I wish I got into figures more. I have some figures that are like... Figures. Figures. Barbies. Dolls. Barbies. I wish I got into Barbies and... Some Barbies are worth a lot of money.
Beanie babies? Remember when that was a thing? Bro, have you seen how much some of those fucking... The Princess Diana beanie baby? They're worth like fucking like $100,000 to $500,000. I don't believe you. I promise you. And there's like one that's sealed and that the queen touched one time before she died. How stupid are we? Yeah. Think about it. Like your Magic the Gathering, your Black Lotus. Yep.
Which is a piece of paper they could print again and not tell you. For pennies, if not multiple, like one or two pennies. This car, this piece of paper. It's that piece of fucking paper. That's Superman action. Was it action comics? Yeah. The last one sold for like four or six million dollars.
Like if you get like your, like my super cars, I'm like, okay. Like a McLaren F1 super fucking rare. There's only a handful. The engine laid the engine base lined with gold. Like you're like, okay, now it was $30 million. Fuck time for a car. It's not a piece of paper. It's crazy.
Like when you think about, and then we buy digital items on. On that, you want to talk about pieces of paper? No, look at pieces of paper. Think of original bonds that were worth back when. Oh yeah. In the fucking 1800s. Yeah, bonds were used to be a. How are those still worth things? Dude, all that shit's so weird. When you like.
Like it's a thousand dollar bond back then, but that's worth like a million something now because inflation is what in the, how the fucking, I mean, that's fucking monopoly. What in the world? That's why I sold my crib, like my Bitcoin back in the day. Cause literally back when I was doing that, it was a fucking worthless ass guy. It was fucking the digital currency. It was no,
It was a meme, bro. It was a digital currency that no one was like, this is going to be worth a shit ton of money. One day we were like, my soul be babies nerd. Yeah. We'll buy thousands Bitcoin for pizza or 10,000 Bitcoin for beats. I know you're like, I fucked up. Didn't somebody do that? How much did they spend? Like,
40 something how many bitcoin was it like 10 000 was it like 10 000 for a pizza right yeah 2010 somebody then that dude lost the fucking the the wallet code or whatever he had yeah i know i fucking sold mine for 48 i sold my thousand coins for 48 000 dollars owie and then it will drive into bubble pops and went to eight dollars seven dollars this is way way way way long ago and i was like i made my money fucking
Because I did. I made like 40 grand. I was proud of myself. I was like, fucking boom, boom, boom. Eli knows that. And then a single coin got up to 60,000 goddamn dollars. A single coin? A single coin. One coin was more than I sold 1,000 coins of Bitcoin. Like, yeah.
You ever just think about like, just Ryan Reynolds in yourself? - And that would be literally like, Eli, you can go back in time. Are you gonna stop HILAR? I'm like, bam, I hit that button. I look at myself in 2010, I'm like, you fucking don't do it. - You saved us! - And I teleport back in my, and you look at your bank account, you're like, yes! - Did you stop HILAR? Who? No. - Who no? - Why? - I got my Bitcoin sold at the right price. - You went back, I was like, I had three seconds to send a message.
I made the best. If you got three seconds, what are you going to do? If you got three seconds. Oh, that's a really good. Oh, that's actually a really. You have three seconds. You get to. Guys in the comments below. If you had three seconds to go back in time, what would you do? There's not. It's too late. I know. I was like, yeah, let's.
We can put this at the front. Put this at the front. You have three seconds to go back in time. What do you do or what do you say? Go. Three seconds. That's it. That's it. Three seconds. Go. Yeah, you have three seconds. Change the past, but you have a three-second window, which is a really fun. Oh, man. You can't leave a note. You can't preemptively. You're just right now. Three seconds. Yeah, you get to choose the time and everything, but that's it. You're like, boom. You hit that button, and you're like, hey, Betty, I got...
The nightmares. The secret to life is... And then you're gone. I just talked to myself. Who the fuck was that? Oh my God. That was so good. If I had three seconds. Yeah. I'd slap Eli in 2010. I'd probably say put a lot of money on that Super Bowl with the Falcons lost. That's what you would say? Super Bowl Falcons money. You're gone. And you're like... Super Bowl Falcons money. So you put all your money on the Falcons money.
Cause it wasn't clear enough. You're just like, you're like future me would never set me. What would you do? I would, I don't know. What would like, I would go back to that. I didn't, I didn't slap Eli and be like Bitcoin hold until when, how would you know what to sell? Bitcoin 2021. There you go. That's smart. That's smart. I can say that in a sentence.
It hits the point. I never had any moments like that, though, because I didn't when I'm poor as fuck. I didn't ever invest in Bitcoin. I didn't fuck with crypto. You could slap yourself like stream sooner. Oh, Justin TV. There it is. Yeah, I've been smart. Now imagine you in that time period where you're like, da, da, da, da, da. And I could be ninja flossing. Say, I can't hear you. Let's see some movement. Sorry, Henry. I didn't mean to punch you. Like that could have been. I could have been.
doing the double jerk off move. I just now picture yourself though in that time where you're just like future you that is God, that would have been, what do you look like at that time? Were you shaving? Yeah. Clean shaven. I was in the army still. I was fucking hating myself. Imagine that you're like, Oh, I got to do morning PT. And then you now pop up and you're like, Oh,
Dude, but me now, I don't look like me then. I know. Some ginger fat fuck with tattoos just slapped me and said, Justin TV. Okay, let's go to google.com because I'd type it out like that still back then. Yeah, I would look at myself and be like, what is this? You look this way. I had rim ring tattoos. I'd be like, who the fuck was that Mexican? Oh, fuck, man. He just slapped me across the face.
I mean, yeah. No, no, no, no. I get it. I get it. I get it. I get it. That's a good little... If you got three seconds or two... Three. Three is a good... Two is not a lot of time. I'm just picturing... Just... Two is a good... You're gone. You just got time to screech. I'm going to change the world. Hit the button. Come back. Done. You're like, what did you do? I threw cum on that person's face. A bully. Fucked my bully's mom. I'm his dad. He doesn't know. Fucked my bully's mom.
No, that's it! I fucked my bully's mom when she was- before she had him. I'm his dad. You had three seconds. Uh-huh. Yeah, I can come in three seconds. How'd you woo her in three seconds? Look at me, I'm hot. We gotta fuck. I came. Did you and you're gone already? Cause she's not gonna know. She opens her eyes. Did you? It's gone.
Just like the rest of your dads. Gone. Terminator. It was like Kyle Reese came. Fucking A. How did we get down this spiral? How did we get to it? Dude, it was no different than when I forgot. People were coming in the stream and talking about
You stream on Twitch? Do you stream on Twitch? Very rarely. I heard you stream on Twitch. Sometimes. But the Patreon part where it's like, they're like, Eli and Caleb, what the fuck with the babies? I was like, the babies? What are you talking about? And they're like, the last part of the Patreon part, I was like, huh?
And then I go back and watch it. Well, the, he's like, when you, the baby's popping out of the belly button, I started dying. I was like, Oh my God, I forgot. We talked. That's one thing. I literally talked about this yesterday. Motherfucker. You guys, I want you as a fucking listener to, to remember a thing you said to one of your friends while drinking a year and a half ago. Fuck you. I can't remember what I had for breakfast. I have you guys coming in and somebody will just be like invisible guy. I'm like,
What do you mean? He's like, remember angry cops when he was jerking off? Cause he was, I'm like, fuck, am I supposed to get that from cop? I forget like the Caleb stuff. Like, bro, I forget what we talk about the moment we leave this goddamn house. It's like an etch. My brain is an etch a sketch. Okay. And when I leave this door, you shake it and everything's gone instantly. Fuck. Literally. I walk out that door. Oh,
It is the conversation you have with your friends or your parents. Like when you're on the phone, you're like, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. You might remember it's like, yeah, the day was a nice or baseline conversation. Eight months ago. You want me to remember something? I said, piss drunk with, with meat Canyon. I forgot his name. Hunter. I got it. Loving me. Cannon. All I do is send me Canyon pictures of himself smiling now.
Like when he does a story, I'll do a, I just, he has a wonderful smile. Well, it's like this. So this, I was like, and I texted him. I was like, look, you actually look like you're having a great time. Like he's, cause I just add the smile. How do you add the smile? I hate that. Now it looks like he's like, Oh, I'll let you put it up. It looks like he's genuinely having like the time of his life with that. Go choose it.
is actual so i always send that he's like why do you do this i hate the internet the internet's terrifying man dude ai is ai is i don't want to talk about it but the internet got fucking dark today holy we're talking about this off we'll do it in the after show
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