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So Matt, what kind of people annoy you? As a group, I hate a whole lot. Yeah, like I think every should just be thrown off the earth. Like off the earth? Yeah, they don't deserve to be around us. You want them to die? Yeah. Gone gone? And their kids too. The little What's this solution called? Say hi to Eli.
It's racially ambiguous, baddie. That guy's fucking ridiculous, don't it? It's harder to rhyme, but he's a really nice guy. Welcome to Unsubscribe. Hey guys, thanks for watching the Unsubscribe podcast. Make sure wherever you're listening or watching, whether it's on YouTube, Castro, Spotify, Apple, Google, Amazon, Podbean, Stitcher, or...
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Cody's been traveling. I think three weeks. Three weeks? Yeah, the last three podcasts. This is episode 73. He was here on episode 32. This tastes like sweet tart candy. Which one is that? It's the pomelo smash. It tastes like sweet tarts. Oh, I got a pomelo smash. Okay.
Hi everyone unsubscribe podcast here. I'm joined today by baddie streams Eli double fap and Mr. Demolition Ranch himself Matt Carriker. Hello and I'm here for my title back.
What title? So I have the number one unsubscribe podcast spot right now and I was number two and then some fat electrician came up and dethroned me from number two and now AK guy is coming up and about to take away my third place spot so I'm only number one and not number one and number two and I'm coming back for number two spot. Okay. I'm gonna do something bad in this episode. Teleport out. Get the people talking. Teleport back in naked with a dick.
We just all stay here naked. What do I have to do? Do I have to take my clothes off to get back up top? Yes. That is a good start. You could use my superpower. Yeah, if you combine superpowers naked with flying...
If I actually killed a kitten or said something racist, this probably would get up there. We can name it that if you want. I saw a cat in here earlier. Don't you even look at my princess dump truck. He just looks at the camera and he's like, bleep. And then disappears. And then we just hard cut outside and he's floating and bleeping words. And he's number one now. Number one on the internet. All over the internet. For a solid week.
you would lose a million subs then gain five million yeah you gained two million more than morgan your apology video would do so well just really drag it out 10 minutes 10 minutes and 30 seconds yeah like fake tears and all oh god yeah you start it though you're like this time on demo ranch
We gotta edit this up a little bit. Who would the ad read be for the apology video? Raid Shadow Legends. This apology video is brought to you by RAID SHADOW LEGENDS! You wanna fight evil warlords and demons? Or backstabbing-
That you thought you loved. It's like, what the fuck is he going on about right now? Wait, what are we apologizing for now? I think racist stuff. There's a lot. There's a lot. Racist things that I have not said, but apparently I'm going to say in this episode so I can get back to number two. Dude, the hypothetical racist, Matt. We just, this is the episode.
the hypothetical let's just pretend that i say a bunch of terrible things we can do that yeah we can actually do it though you can just go i'll just be talking normal stuff and y'all just bleep it all out with a big thing it says sorry this is too racist to include yeah our faces are just like this i'm like what are you guys talking about and y'all are like
Oh, look, let's do it actually. Fuck. Ready? The first like 10 seconds. We show the little sizzle reel. Oh my God. Yeah. It's just bleeping. And you're just like this. You're just like, and talk and we would just be. And yeah. Like what's, what's the, um, the wheel of fortune. What kind of people annoy you? Yeah. People that annoy you. Yeah. So like Matt, like who are people who annoy you?
What do you mean? I don't understand. Just keep talking. You know what I hate? Do it again, do it again, and then just start talking. So Matt, what kind of people annoy you? As a group, I hate kittens a whole lot. Yeah, I think every kitten should just be thrown off the earth.
Like off the earth? Yeah, they don't deserve to be around us. You want them to die? Yeah. And like... Gone gone? And like their kids too. The little kittens. What's the solution called? Perfect! There it is! We're done! And then the episodes start. Take that, fat electrician! I'm back!
I was just saying kittens. No you weren't we saw it. Yeah, we saw it was fucked up like I used I actually love kittens kids are great Yeah, and I don't know what I meant by would kill the baby kittens cuz they're all babies, but no any cats akin Oh, yeah, that's true adult babies small
It's like you realize kittens are just kittens, just baby cats, right? Oh, yeah, let's talk about this instead of me being racist We haven't talked about this yet. Do you want to shit on it because it's only a hundred thousand?
Hey, you know what we did with Grantham's gold play button award? Donut Nose. We did shots out of it. We gave the plague a million people. I was the only one who didn't get the coup from it. I didn't. I didn't get it either. Wait, I did. You definitely did. A lot of people did. Everybody got COVID coming home from that. Well, that was the plague. It was the bubonic plague plaque. Look how clean it is. Matt, you want to do jello shots out of this plaque?
You got jello shots? Yeah. Oh my God. Get those shitty ones. We have to do one. Do you want to do one really bad jello shot? It is the worst smelling, tasting thing you owe. Guys, we hit a hundred thousand. This is impressive. Good job. Good job, guys.
Why is it in a weird little jar? What year did you get yours? That's refrigerated, right? Yeah, that was just, yeah, it was on his refrigerator. That's a cum shot. Oh, why is it that color? It looks like, dude, you have to smell them at least. It's called Slarp. It tastes like Slarp. You want a cum shot or you want a blue one? Cum shark. I bet Slarp is on Urban Dictionary. Cum shark. He said cum shark. He said cum shark.
Okay, you just have three cum shots, so I'll make sure you get what do they have in them alcohol infused gelatin? It's hair smell it tastes and smells like hairspray
It's got like the cheapest alcohol in there. It's made in China. Very watery. It's just the top layer. It's fine. Once you start doing it, it's a full jello shot. It looks like... Will it fall out or do I have to squeeze? You have to do a little slurping action because... Oh, that's why it's called a slurp. Okay, ready? On the count of three. One, two, three. Come Alicia. It tastes like hairspray. I hate it. It's not that bad. What? You guys are pussies. I hate that bad.
We didn't even do it out of this we gotta do it again Yeah, it's super sticky yeah, it's leftover come remember when I got the demolition ranch one yeah, how many years ago did you get your 100k it had to be like 2015 or 14 or something oh dang. I don't know probably 14. Yeah, sure weird
What's weird? I used to watch your videos at work. That's when you jerked off and you J-O'd to him. Yeah, at work. I wasn't a streamer. I had no plans to be a content creator. And I would sit at work answering phone calls. What was your job back then? I used to fix broken websites. And I would just watch Demolition Ranch videos. Good old days. Keep going. I've been stalking you with no pants on. I was at work. I was in the office. I had to wear pants. If I...
Didn't have to wear pants. I wouldn't obviously yeah like now. I don't now I can do whatever I want I'm in my home Smell it here later. That's what I was just gonna say Dragging that chair as he leaves see you guys later. Why are you taking that specific chair to the bedroom? I got your new shirt you want to change real quick. I'll wash your own wash it real quick, bro my
Me Casa, your Casa. I'll watch it. I'll get back to you like in four days. Sidecar Matt's shirt. Why is my shirt crunchy? It's standing up on its own. Oh my god, we are just going hard. I regret. I always, I always like, it's always like nine minutes in and I'm like, oh, this is why I don't like coming to these things. Yeah, coming. Like, man, I miss my friends.
Never mind, I forgot about that stuff about friends in theory you wanted to be number one didn't you or two? I still am number one I should have just settled for that Everyone is literally I was told fucking twitch last I was like oh yeah, we got demo tomorrow and I spoiled it for everybody why
Does he know? He realizes what you guys talk about all the time. Been here. He's been here a couple times. Learned it. You cussed the first time ever. Shit, yeah. Fuck, play it back. Louder. Now put epic music over it. Louder. Shit, yeah.
Hey, how was Goldberg was he good on podcast super cool? I didn't see actually yeah I thought he was gonna beat the shit out of Eli at one point for real for real. Well, I call you I'll see Boston. Yeah That's pretty good he's like I used don't call I'll drink the beer though I
That dude is so big. He's just all fun. He is so big. And you look at videos of him 20 years ago and he was so big. He's a big man. His traps...
He's just terrifying and at that age it's a triangle from the top of his head to his shoulders. He's still wrestling. I know crazy He's like the only one from that era who's still wrestling - is it? Yeah, no Undertaker still going right? No under your cane. Okay, never mind. Take it back I'm not really big follower wrestling. I just thought he's not either but I wouldn't Goldberg was coming on the podcast I try to touch up on my knowledge a little bit and there's somebody else too. That's still fucking going from like a
That whole era I mean the Undertaker is big big like now. He's he's I remember the father was something I don't know there's always gimmicks I don't know man me Undertaker is a gimmick, but it works. Oh Cowboy for a little bit. He was like the cowboy Undertaker for a little bit He wore like a black cowboy hat there for on had like a duster He's a guy with like the eyeliner on right I
See did they have a cowboy hat and eyeliner does that be epic I think so I wore our line emo cowboy Hey, what I had an emo night last night. Did you yeah? You drink last night not really I got a migraine like right as I was getting ready to end so you get way too many Mike It's not been the last two months have been bad I like stop drinking the one time I ever drink is on the podcast now So I was like I have my great when I get migraines booze makes it worse obviously so I try not to drink much Doesn't matter still get migraines hmm
I don't like new baddie. Doesn't drink all the time. We went to lunch today. Dude got a salad. Made me feel bad about my burger. I get a salad almost every time we go to lunch. I hate new baddie. I hate this. Demo was like, wait, you were fatter? And now fast forward to where baddie's like, yeah, I eat salads. Weird. You're the one that I didn't break him. Cody didn't break him. You broke. I got to bring this back up.
Hey, you're looking great. Thanks. Salad was pretty good looking. It was great. It was delicious. There was bark. You're bad. He's in the gym now. Really? No. Your arm's looking swole. I can tell. I can tell you're in the gym. Tight shirts. It's my secret. Salads, tight shirts. You don't need to go to the gym. I don't work out. Salads and steroids.
- Sounds and steroids. - I don't know if I've told this, but every time I started to go back to the gym, something terrible happens. So like, I don't want to get my third strike. My first time, I got in a motorcycle wreck like three weeks after I started going back to the gym. - Real bad.
Second time. It was definitely the gym. Second time, went back to the gym for a month. Batty was looking for anything to get out of the gym. I'm just saying, COVID shut down the world the second time I started going back to the gym. He was like super drunk on the motorcycle. He's like, it's probably the gym though. Batty caused COVID. I mean. He caused a motorcycle wreck. COVID.
I'm just saying, first time motorcycle wreck hurt me. Second time, COVID hurt the world. Third time, meteor. I can't go back to the gym. Thank you for keeping us all safe. The cross you bear is so great. I can't go to the gym, guys. I can't wait to read that he caused COVID in my choice chat for the next month straight every other minute.
Oh, man. Dude, you're jamming it up. You're fucking doing your YouTubes. The fam's doing good. Your mansion is... It's a big house. It's not a mansion. It's just a larger than average house. What's the square footage? Not that of a mansion. 40? Yep. It's 40? I don't know. It's not a mansion. Did you build an in-ground trampoline? No.
You built two. I built two. First off, it's not a mansion. Did you build an in-ground travel aid? Two of those. But I did it myself. I borrowed one of my buddy's excavators and I dug it myself. That makes it a little less stupid. Douchey. Douchey.
But they're so sick. They looked really fun. Very springy. What happens if you land... In between? That was my biggest fear. Very not springy. It's very solid in the middle. Metal bars hurt. Boom. And the kids hurt it? Not yet. There's like a one-inch pad over the metal bar, though. Oh, so you got that. That's fine. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's great. That's some old-school shit. It is funny. I think I'm going to put something thicker over it because...
As when there's two next to each other you just want to jump back and forth across them. Which means someone's gonna go up and come back on their back and just hit the middle. Yeah, or knees or whatever. Oh god. I like the evolution of trampolines though. Cause when I had one as a kid it was just open springs. And sometimes you'd land in the springs and they'd extend and pinch and rip your shit apart. And then you'd fall and break something. Then they got the pad that went around the trampoline. Now they got like nets. And now they just put them in the ground. Yeah.
If you fall off, you just don't fall that far. Well, you still hit the ground. Still do hit the ground. I can tell I came from like the 90s childhood because I had to build a trampoline six months ago. Totally didn't put up the net. This any of that was like, no, this is exposed strings. And did you put it next to the fence too? So when they land the fucking spear themselves, I think it'd be fine. I did not get fucking crazy on this.
and savannah's kiddo just has fun jumps does his thing but when other parents come over to bring their kids to jump they're like oh so no net oh that's what we're doing here you look like a crazy person like oh yeah i guess i am a piece of it well that's where we're going today childhood safety then versus now like when i was a kid it was like hey go outside it's it's 7 00 a.m get out of the house
Come back after dark. Yeah. Maybe. Come back before I close the garage at the end of the night. Literally, like, we're going to lock the door at nine. Yep. Hope you're here. Have a good night.
No, that's because you grew up the exact same. All of us are pretty much... Batty's the youngest, so you probably didn't wear seatbelts growing up. No, I wore seatbelts. Your front was way wider than mine. My grandmother's car, I would climb up in that back part behind the backseat. Where the speakers are? Yeah, I would get up there and lay down. And no one ever told me not to. No, if you got into a wreck, I would have just went straight through the front windshield. You would have impelled grandma's car. I would have been a six-year-old and I was like...
Hey, YouTube commenters, what was the reckless shit you did as a kid that you couldn't do now? Yeah, the stuff your parents would go to jail for now. Yeah, literally the parents. Yeah. Oh, man, you would be canceled. I was in Dominican Republic and we saw this family and they were on a like a motorcycle driving around. And it was a dad and there was a kid right behind him and the mom behind the kid. And she was holding a baby all go on a motorcycle. And I was like, oh,
They would go to jail forever in the u.s.. But here. It's just like totally cool, and then you play chicken with them. We ran him off the road
They annoy you? People that annoy you. Dominicans. This is really nice, though. It was cool. I've been four times. Where were you? Mostly on, I've been to the east coast, which is like Punicana over there, and I've been to the north coast a couple times. Okay, all right. But it's cool. I haven't ever been down in the middle where the capital is or anything. Don't go there.
Really we've only been to beachy places. Yeah, that's the mm-hmm there where the murder is probably what is the cap of Santo Domingo or something? It's something like that. Have you been there? No, but I had a friend. You know all this stuff Making shit up awful. Yeah, he's just trying to sound interesting. He's like, oh man. I hear it's beautiful. I would never go to the west side South west don't go there. That's it's Haiti. Yeah, I
Wrong with the Haitians hate the Dominicans. Yeah, they all hate each other. That's why they call them Haitians Here we go patients are really called Haitians because they hate people smile
He's dressed like a ghost Speaking ghost what's your Halloween costume this year? It's not a ghost I mean, I probably will what are y'all gonna be? I don't know your batty already knows Let's hear the terrible one first
You staring at him, what are you doing? Yeah, you're gonna dress up as me but like racist me or something. That's just you. Oh got it Do you have a nice ring, what are you gonna be? I don't know you really think you knew no I was gonna call y'all racist, but Why what have I done? I'm barely white
I can't be racist. We're not going into your family tree right now. No, I ain't got time for that conversation. Probably an hour. That was racist to say, but okay. Yeah, wow. Sorry, Matt. Cody, how was your vacation? It was cool. What'd you do? Oh, yeah, Cody, you just had a fucking trip. Cody was on a trip. Everyone's going to want to know where Cody was. Yeah, we went down to Florida and we shot iguanas.
And I heard my heart tell you guys about that. No, we haven't talked about that. Yeah. So you, iguanas tear up everything in Fort Lauderdale actually like super bad. And so you can take air guns, you don't have to have a license or anything and just shoot them from a boat. Y'all shot them all with air guns. Yeah. Like super expensive ones. And then this dog jumps in and grabs them off the shore and brings them to the boat and you just pull them both up. That was pretty rad. And then, um, I just, the reason I'm not drinking is because I, I, I've had a three day hangover now from Salt Lake city. I want to go to a bar.
Went up there with the grand thumb Brandon Herrera bad electrician Niko Ortiz Administrative results Micah like everyone delay everyone Dylan I only know this because everybody has said did Betty put on weight Is that
Didn't Batty have tattoos? The amount of fucking comments. They weren't just trolling. They were being... No, dude. Some people are genuinely like, man, Batty's cut his... What? I was like, God, fuck all of you. Poor Lance, though. He doesn't even have a mohawk. No! Same color hair, same person. He's a ginger. Yeah, it's got a red beard. He's wearing a bright shirt. Probably Batty. Fuck.
Classic baddie. Classic baddie. Okay, we're getting this real quick. What are you doing? What's happening? This is going to be the best. Hold on! You guys communicate? No, you started doing a thing. Don't put it on me. Eli's doing something right. He's on his phone. This is where he struggles. His left hand is doing the finger thing. He's doing jazz hands over here. Matt Casson smells. Oh, man, I can't wait for this.
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I don't know if I believe you guys right now. This is using made up words. Clitoral. I've never heard of that. Not real. That looks like a Pokemon. I choose you. Realistic. It's just a mouth that opens out of a Pokemon. Oh, those are cars. Oh, okay. Okay. I use tongue attack. Which one are we looking? If you all had to pick one. Did three come in this one?
The training kit? A training kit? What are we training for? I knew you liked running butts. Which one do you want? A training kit? I don't want any of these. Get off the butt stuff. What's wrong with butt stuff? Nothing's wrong with butt stuff. Let's shop buy for him real quick. More Pokemon.
What you got penis extensions? I just hope that one shows up in a box. Hold on. Penis extensions? They have dolls. I don't need that, but like if I... She seems nice. She has two great personalities. And doesn't communicate. How much... Poor Fluk is going to have to just block this entire page as we scroll. I love when you say money. You actually say money.
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Demo's cars all have weird car parts in them. Don't tell the mayor! Don't tell the mayor! Been lied about, I've been buying a lot of guns lately, Matt. They could have gun names. Why does these guns have veins running down them? The AR-15. The AK-47. No, no, the Gay-K-47. It's two days ago. It's two barrels.
Where's your masculine line of cocks? Like, that's what I want. It's just like veins running down. Good job on that, Adrie. You did good. I hate my life. Sorry. We hate your life, too. You chose to be here, bro. You chose to be here. You're like, I can't wait. No, I just had to get that spot back. I actually don't want to be here. I can't have someone else beat me.
We just bring in guests of ass. You need to be the biggest gun tuber in every aspect. You're like, first place on somebody else's podcast? More fucking job. What's your next big fucking, you're getting really into the car community right now. Accidentally. I just like cars. I don't really, my audience doesn't care about cars as much as I do. I just really like doing it. It's doing good. It's doing all right, yeah. Oh, I just bought a luxury car. I finally bought like a foreign luxury car. Ever heard of a little company called Rolls Royce?
yeah how fucking ruined was it i bought one what are you like an actual you actually bought a i own a rolls royce i should have driven here what year no don't remember my driveway oh yeah it also doesn't run um okay here we go now okay it's a 1971 rolls rolls royce limo so it's the frame yes and it uh is a piece of shit like it's so bad
Someone sold all the pieces off of it that are worth any money. Every last drop. It's just a shell. You just got this shell. What are you doing to this thing? I don't know. I thought it'd be cool to put it on a truck frame or something and have a Rolls-Royce limo with...
That can roll coal. I'll call it the Coles Royce. It's a good idea. Okay, no, realistic question, though. Did you start with Coles Royce? Yes. And then you went and found one. Yeah, I started looking because I thought of that name, and then I found it. It's a good-ass thumbnail, and it's like... I hate it. How do you put it on a truck? How long is that thing? It actually has the exact same wheelbase as my Dodge Ram.
How many people can see it? So are you going to put it on your Dodge? I don't know. It's so dumb. Like, I don't know that I would because it's stupid, but it would just be really fun. Look at all your vehicles right now. Yeah, I know. They're all stupid. They're doing great, though. They're doing good. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You have, what, the Cummins Cuda? Mm-hmm. The Chromino? Mm-hmm.
More Raptors this Mustang waiting on the freaking Raptor are I want that but they won't come out with it like next year next year next year Goldie isn't it supposed to be the end of 2020? Last year and then they were supposed to this year now. It's 20 23 vehicles. Can I light something else on fire? Yes, we should we should get one. Can we just burn something? I got some extra wheels. What do you got?
that we can just shoot oh just wheels attached to a car you want to buy my truck we'll blow it up how much sure no deal thousand dollars gonna make a nice video i don't know that's game i'm not paying i blow the out of that i mean it's worth a lot of money don't do it didn't you try to sell to me for like ten thousand dollars no ten thousand god way more that's a classic square body i know it's got classic rust and stuff not really just the rockers
Oh man, oh man. And Cody, you're getting rid of a vehicle, getting a new vehicle, and then you got your Mercedes van. That van is the sexiest. And Garantham just got one just like it. He did! That motherfucker! Wait, everyone's getting a Mercedes? Now I want to get one.
I'm gonna get a blue Sprinter van just like my friends. Dude, we roll it out to the ranch and we got a refrigerator and we got Starlink so we get high speed internet at the shooting. How good is Starlink? Wait, does it work at the ranch?
Yeah, it works at the shooting range at the ranch. You can just pull out anywhere We can do shooting streams now right at what's the latency on it? Is it pretty pretty good? It's like that's actually yeah out there between like 10 and 20 up you can That's literally five ten up and you can you can work off mobile. That's that's great to be honest. I
Crazy. Why isn't Black Rifle bought a Sprinter band and put it out there for us to do work? They just park one out there. It's like, there you go. Turn on the internet when you need to.
Dang, I didn't know how much is the Starlink. I didn't know, yeah. I think if you get the RV version, I think it was like $400 initially to get the equipment. And then it's like $100 a month. That ain't bad. Not terrible. No. And you can take it anywhere. Anywhere, yeah. So it just works anywhere. Middle of desert in West Texas, it'll just work. You flip the satellite on and it goes, meh, meh. And it points at one in the sky and you get fucking high speed internet. So you have service everywhere now. Yep.
That is fucking cool like legitimate super fun. That's pretty neat. That's super the coolest guy I know
Let's all are we all sucking his dick right now Cody you're so fucking cool. Thank you, Maddie go suck his dick As a streamer the thought that we can go to a range and do a shooting stream is fucking cool again like I didn't really start like was the
Like viable yet to be honest. Oh, it's pretty good. So I haven't looked into it whatsoever It's doing good cuz like I miss doing shooting streams That was fun Like I used to just go from my computer walk on my porch and just shoot in my range in my backyard to 200 I forgot you had it in your back. It was my literally from my computer to my porch and I could I
I had Wi-Fi cameras so I could go mobile on my phone while shooting linked to my PC streaming. So like that was always cool in Texas here. Our biggest issue has been we have to drive hour and a half to a range that has service or we're just kind of fucked at the ranch. So that's like that's a that's super fucking cool. Yeah, we had to drive to Bob's which is like an
an hour and a half. That's what I'm saying. I don't want to drive that far just to have something overheat and not work. 100%. I fucking hate it so much. That's why I don't do them anymore. My little streaming backpack hasn't been turned on. Is that what overheat or what? I just haven't
It's so time-consuming like live stream ranges or anything like that you're like it's expensive to like a lot of people don't realize how Like to shoot non-stop for like an hour and a half cuz that's what people want you blow 500 bucks worth of ammo Oh more easy with how at the time because it was a year and a half ago two years ago When she had just spiked you're like I don't want to shoot right It was just painful
Like, ah, this isn't worth it in the slightest. And you get sunburned and you're out there for four hours and then you're like, I didn't make any money. Yeah, I lost a lot of money. Man, I made $100 in Donos. Spent $4,000. What?
I mag dumped four fucking mags of 50. Fuck. And then you fucking driving an hour back and forth. Gas is great right now. So it's just all around. It was fine. It was great. It's just a giant W for everyone. What's the next big car for you other than your fucking Coles Royce? I mean, that's pretty much it. I'm still working on the Cuda. What still was it needs a lot of things like what? Well, I have it in my house. Brandon's not working on anymore. How did my house? But it's like you got beef with Brandon. Papa.
Fucking bring in the Wop Wop beeps. What's a Wop Wop? I don't know. I'm just making up words. I mean... I know what a Wop is, but I don't know what a Wop Wop is. Why do you hate Brandon? Brandon and I were actually talking on the phone last night while I was out there looking at the CUDA because...
It just has a lot of little issues. But, I mean, they're all just things we needed to... We never built that. So we needed to, like, put it together and then see what it looks like. You need to literally make things. And then we have to go look at it and go, what should we have done differently? And now we know, like, a bunch of things, so... When you're building a new car from scratch. Yeah. Putting it on a brand new... Literally changing every... Fundamentally everything about the car. How lifted is it? I don't... That's the problem. I want it to go down. It's too high right now. Yeah. It's too... I want it to go down, like, four inches. Fuck.
which is a lot that's super easy this four inches a lot well i'm just curious like it's a lot i told brandon that he was probably like that guy's four inches is a lot huge that's true
You like take it out and drive it around town? Yeah, but the problem is it smokes way too much. It's like fuel's way turned up to give it more power, so it's just like freight training down Main Street. And I'm like, every cop will just pull me over and give me a ticket because this is so stupid. So I need to make it less noticeable. So you need to go down four inches and not be a freight train. Easy as that. That's...
That's oh man actually but Brandon said it'd be easier to just start over a build new car than to drop that thing four inches So we'll see New car yeah, I'm just gonna go round two oh No, I'm just kidding. I mean we're gonna drop a new series demolition wrench going hard when's that channel starting never no more channels ever Yeah, just those like the ones but like two and a half like two and then one dead one yeah, I
Yeah. Where is it? Okay, so all the cars, you just really are getting into car stuff, but you don't have like, hey, most people are like, I want supercars. I want Japanese imports. You're like, I want fucking weird ass shit with diesel. They're called shit boxes. Yep. It's just like a car that like, expensive shit boxes. Yeah, you put a lot of money into, and people who don't know anything about cars look at it. Sell it for a great loss. Yes. People who don't know about cars look at it like, man, that is a shitty car. But you're like, no, I did these things to it.
Spent like 40 grand and they're like, for what? You're like, I don't know. It's gone. And then, yeah. And then they'd be like, no, I'll give you 10 grand. You're like, oh, okay. Yeah, you got 60 grand in it and you can only sell it for six grand. Yeah. That's the kind of cars that I like. I'm an investor. I'm surprised they're not on. What are the bad titles? When you get a bad title? Oh, salvage or something. Are you buying salvage titles or are you buying actual titles? Yeah, my Rolls Royce doesn't have a title.
I don't know what I'm going to do. That was the great thing about Vermont. You didn't need titles if the car was over 15 or 20 years old. Really? What? Over a certain age. It's an antique. It doesn't need a title. So in the 90s, you're just like... I mean, at this point, yeah. You just pull up and you're like, where's the title? It's mine. Trust me. It's old. No one wants this. You're going to register it as an antique. You don't need a title. You have a bill of sale. I don't think that's true. Which, by the way... No, he doesn't. Believe me. He doesn't.
Which I'm sorry, but you could just do that yourself and then sign it from the man It has that the odometer and something else, but we've never done that. It's like it's 15 20 years I don't remember what I think it's I'm pretty sure it's 15 years bad. He does his Thousand people in the entire state like nine cars there That everybody else uses it's not a lot there's nothing going on in Vermont that's why I left I
Pretty though right like five months out of the year you have like summer for two months and three months of fall and then seven months of winter Just like remember Game of Thrones when the white walkers came down the wall fell and everything was horrible Seven months out of the film that in Vermont Three months a negative 20
Before the wind chill. Have y'all been watching the new Game of Thrones? The House of Targaryen? I'm two episodes in. It's meh. You like it? It's getting better. How far are you? I caught up last night. I would say I'm not on the new new because they just changed the actresses, right? Yes, and that was weird. Wait, what? Because it's a timed push. They took 80% of the actors and actresses out and replaced them with other people who are 10 years older than them.
But it was weird. It made me wonder, did they plan on this? Or did the actors say, we all want more money. And they were like, we're just going to fire it all and start over. Time skip! It's 10 years in the future now. Well, that's why everyone was sad starting it. They're like, fuck the girl actress. I forget her name. I don't know either. Reina. It's not important. But everyone was like, man, this child actress is really good. She's 22, by the way. I was like, not a kiddo.
But they're like oh, we're gonna this is gonna suck. We're losing her in six episodes five episodes Yeah, the new cast is here and they replaced literally everybody. Oh King is still there. Yeah, the old people are The brother or the uncle he's the same he's a doctor who actor yeah, yeah, he's yeah, he's still in there. Yeah, he's the doctor I didn't know they do there two doctors back before the chin a number badge
No, that's Doctor Strange, isn't it? Yes. Okay. Doctor Who. Didn't Cumberbatch play Doctor Who, though, for a little bit? I swear to God. Yeah, he was Doctor Who for a couple of years ago. Wasn't he? No. I'm probably...
I know you're Sherlock Holmes. I think so, yeah. You're Sherlock Holmes in Doctor Strange. He wasn't ever one of the Doctor Holmes. Sherlock Batty, turn off your porn. I didn't. Use the code at AdamandEve.com. Hashtag upset, yeah. Unsub for 50% off and discreet shipping at...
I just picture baddies using those shitty blow-up dolls to J.O. too. To J.O.? That's the line? We can't say jerk-off? J.O.'s way funnier. No, that's weird. I like the word J.O. It's hilarious. You're fucking weird. Can you imagine one of those dolls running at you in a dark alley? That's the most... This is a lot of dolls. And its mouth goes...
They make one of those like a Tyrannosaurus costume that a person gets in but it looks like a blow-up doll Chase people
Definitely not Doctor Who. We gotta find a company that makes custom T-Rex suits now. They just say, we need you to put this. Like a T-Rex with a cock? It's got a big ass dick on it. Your eyes go through that mouth area. So you're just looking through the fuck mouth. That's what I'm gonna call it. The fuck mouth. Duomo's like, god damn it.
You should send this to you guys We got it After show the pastor link you could send this to you your church Put it up on the big screen. You're like now made my family proud No, I'd rather do one of these actually like these a lot. They're good. That's why I get them They're actually like just down one real quick. I'm sure the whole one Wildberry a size smash. Did you know it's a sign on a car? Okay, dude
I called it a Kai for a solid 27 years of my life. Vermont's weird, guys. I still do that. That's how I can tell you grew up in a decent household. You know what a Sai was. I didn't. My Mexican abs did not. I called it a Kai. I got a question for y'all. If I can remember. Oh, yeah. Three inches. Not bad. That's almost big, according to Matt. Someone told me this word the other day, and I was like, I've never heard of that in my life. And I want to know if y'all know what a... Before anyone says it,
You all have to tell me if you know what it is. A Somali-ay. Y'all know what that is? Everyone act really scared right now because we can bleep that out and make them look real bad. Say it was racist. Everyone, you ever heard of this word? Okay, say it again. Somali-ay. Somali-ay? There's some fucking asterisks or commas in weird places on that word. Wait, Somali-ay. It's a person.
Oh, that is a well-to-do Somalian. They were in Black Hawk Down, right?
Is that the ones they called skinnies? They're pirates. Somalia pirates. No, it's a... Oh, I thought you were a pirate. It's a wine... It's like someone who's a wine connoisseur. But someone actually... I was like, I've never heard that word in my life. They're like, everyone knows that word. And I was like, people don't know that word. Not my kind of people know that word. No, we're your kind of people, homie. I don't know what the fuck you just said. That was the language I was speaking. They were all acting like I was so caveman. And I was like, no, I've never heard this. Ooga booga. I mean, did they...
Was the context like, I'm a Somali-er? Someone said something Somali-y and I was like, did you mean to say Somalian? And they were like, what? That's what I would have said. A Somali-er, I've never heard of this one. Everyone knows that word. I have more money than you.
It happened with charcuterie also. I didn't know what that was. I'm not very smart though. A charcuterie board? Yeah, I didn't even know that. Dude, everyone knows a charcuterie board. A charcutie board? Yeah, charcutie board. Charcutie board. Did y'all know what a charcuterie board was before like five years ago? Because I feel like they just got super popular. I knew. Maybe like ten years. Yeah, I knew that one. I didn't know that one.
Eli still doesn't know it, so you're good. I know he's just pretending to know he's like yeah We all know that one guys right right. I called it tortillas Yeah, the Mexican shark. It's the shark I got you yeah, we call it a shark ready board. That's cut like a fish or something oh
No, it's just a big-ass charcuterie board. Is that what it was? I know you had a big, crazy-looking board. Mine is the last two years. God, this has turned into a dad podcast. It's just old white people talking about stuff. Have you guys heard of a charcuterie board?
The weather sure is getting nicer on here too. Hey, speaking of, the air conditioner works in this room, huh? No, it's just not 110. It's just not super hot. Yeah. When it's really hot in Texas for a month straight, this room does not do well. Yeah. He has not fixed this by any means. No, why would I? I'm renting. I'm not going to fix it.
I don't come in this room unless I'm... Well, I do. On that chair. Matt's chair is still in there, buddy. I'm not in this room ever. I don't give a fuck if it's hot in here. Matt standing up. The chair's like... Why am I stuck? Okay, guys. See you later. Just stuck to his back. I'm either in there or sleeping. So, like, I don't give a... That room, the AC is fine. That bitch sucks. Like... You're sleeping in there?
You're in that room or sleeping gotcha Streams are huge right people are doing like subathons where they will stay live for like three days or something months What yeah cuz they'll just sleep on stream as long as you're present twitch doesn't get fuck so they don't leave their house Now you're saying like they won't go away from their house for how do they have a sexy time or J? Oh, you don't
Fucking money So they leave it to go the bathroom Yeah, they'll sleep sometimes people have been like I got a dip for an hour to go grab groceries or whatever But they'll come right back. That's fine. Yeah, but they leave their stream on yeah They have they'll either a YouTube video up or as long as there's a new category twitch created a new category category called I'm only sleeping it's weird as fuck because
There's been this weird trend of dudes that just watch chicks sleeping and it's fucking disgusting. It's so weird. You take that back. No. What do you comment in those? You don't. So they get donos while they're sleeping. Some people will set up like sound boards and shit. So like if you get a certain amount of dono, it's loud as fuck. You're like.
Hey, thanks, and it wakes you up and shit like people have like i've seen guys a lot of it's on it's a big thing on tiktok So maybe these guys are like they're like I have the power to wake up this hot chick while she's sleeping watch them sleep It's weird. They're super fucking weird. That's why I won't do it I will never do this shit said it though for like a solid like 250 dollars or a hundred dollars worth a lot like an obnoxious I would let someone wake me up for 250 bucks. Yeah
You wouldn't? Nope. There's a reason I haven't done it. I still won't. I will not. Dude, my mental health is so close to breaking. You're on the edge. I'm skating. Like, I don't need that. As bad as I would love to make a fuck ton of money streaming nonstop for like, I can do a week straight. Yeah.
I will end up on the top of the ride right now. Yeah, that'd be crazy. You do stuff in your sleep where you don't know. That's what I was thinking too, man. Like you catch a fucking boner and then the covers come off and you're just sitting there with an erection on stream. Oh, that's a scary thing. Having a bad dream. No, sweatpants, long sleeve shirt, going to bed. Like there's nothing you can do.
Slush did it like a lot of our friends have done them and I just how many people watch at 3:00 in the morning when you're asleep most of it that have left your stream open cuz a lot of people will be like I'm watching your stream then they'll get up and go do some shit and whatever and They'll leave it a tab open on Chrome or whatever even imagine if like someone who was at my house They walked back in and saw that do on my screen is a sleeping person. I'm like oh, it's not it's not what looks like Just like picture that like in in just numbers alone. There's 78 people watching you sleep. I
Yeah. 70 people in an auditorium. You're on the stage sleeping. There's 70 people like, they're all just sitting there like, what's up, man? How you doing?
Yeah pest gets you know tens of thousands of people watching him and then he did it for what 30-something days straight Yeah, pests did that for 30 days a lot of it's a trend on Twitch right now to just do a full They're called uncapped subathons people doing it people just know you won't you know tonight in two years. I'm doing it tonight I know cuz I get asked every other fucking day. Why are you devil mad on target? When's you gonna be a streamer? I'm like never he's got a life
Fuck! So much effort to stream. Yeah. How much for you to sleep a single night?
I wouldn't do it. That's what I'm saying. I wouldn't do it. It would suck. It's awful. You'd have to first talk Mare into it. Yeah, she would never do it. No, you would sleep in a different room. I would have to go sleep in a different room. What's the number that caught up in the bunker and just sleep in a room? But there's a number that could make you and Mare, like, you're like, babe, we got to sleep on Troop. She's like, never in a million. You slide that check over. She's like, well, her number would be 10 times higher than my number. Yeah.
I'm all about the Benjamins. $5,000. I would for sure let people watch me sleep for $5,000. Yeah, that'd be the easiest $5,000 ever. It's weird and it's creepy, but I don't care. Whatever. Would you do it for $5,000? Yeah. Would you do it? Oh, yeah. Yeah, $5,000 for sure. I would just make sure to keep the covers on me. Sweatpants and a long-sleeve shirt. I can't sleep in sweatpants. I'd be so miserable and get hot, and then I'd take it off, and then I'd have a...
boner. Doesn't matter. I just sleep just in boxers. And if you know, I get banned, I get banned, I guess made $5,000. I mean, oh, we talked about it last time, but you weren't here. The chick who got caught fucking on stream. Oh, yeah, just discreetly. So she was like working her mouse and there's a dude railing her out from behind just off camera, but they were railing in front of like a double door, like a glass sliding door. So in the reflection of the door, you just watch her get fucked. She got banned for seven days. That's it.
That's it. Wait, so it was... She was showing that she was having sex. She was, like, streaming, like, bouncing. So everybody knew she was having sex, but she thought they couldn't see. Yeah, well, she was drunk. It was her story. And then she did it the next week after... She got banned, came back, and did it immediately again. Because she went from, like, 300 followers to 7,000 or some shit. And now she's at, like, 10,000. Which is a ridiculous number to be like, I fucking made it. I got 10,000 followers. I'm at 100,000. I'm still, like...
Okay, I will not get- I'M RIDING STILL! You- you- if you're like, "You'll get a million followers from this and I have sex," I'd be like, "Okay, now this is a trade-off." Here's my dick, let's go. If they're like, "You're gonna get 5,000 followers from this," I'm like, "Fuckin' not worth it, bro." Nope. Taking a week off a stream is worth far more than 5,000 followers. How much would be your number to fuck on stream, though? Here we go. 500k. I'll give you 100. Done.
You go real high the counter was something that's still way more than you'd actually do Wait, can we do this on no why cuz I'm a man I'll get banned
You said you do it. Yeah, you fucking can't back out. We have your word. Thank you I'm gonna sell my Rolls Royce for this so we can pay you and I'm gonna start a GoFundMe so it's not at my bank. Oh my god We can totally crowdsource that. Oh 100k for you to just walk in one day and you're like Guys, this will be my last stream.
I would get permanently banned because I'm a dude. 100%. There would be no coming back from that. I just want to watch that intro to that stream because it's not going to be your light show. It's not going to be any of that. I feel like that doctor disrespect show where it comes on sad like I cheated on my wife. I'm sorry. Your camera just turns on. The GoFundMe page shows how much the donut counter has. I'm fucking...
I'll never see you guys again. Worth it. How much for you? What's your GoFundMe price? Me with baddie? Oh man. Yeah, totally a joke, man. Why are you biting your lip like that? Shot Shows is going to be crazy next year. Especially if you guys bang.
The shot you're gonna be lit. Hashtag Matt and Batty. Don't tell Batty. It's the cutest family YouTube channel now. I'm like, man, I did not see this love story coming. This one night of passion really took off. And they like guns? I'm into it. Their kids are a beautiful... Oh, Batty's totally the bottom. Power bottom, it's okay. Worth it.
He's imagining He's like, yeah, I can see that He's jealous, okay guys, I get it so sticky How did we end up here? What what brought us?
To this, like. Y'all are so gay. We know this. This is what the Army does to you. And the Navy. We're being a veterinarian. Just a bunch of gay vets, you know? Okay, Batty. You're going to do the next read. Are you ready for this? No. Deckard Cain, go.
Just make it up. What am I doing? I don't know. You got to tell me like the name of the company. Like just give me something to work like an email to read first. Can you read? No. I'll do it.
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Eli double tap. Eli double tap. Stop making that voice. I will do anything for you never to do that voice again. Anything? Anything? I like I'm the one ruining our real estate value. I want to go to Scotland and see my plot of land. I got three or six, seven, seven, four. What's yours? Six, seven, seven, five. Bro, Cody. Six, seven, seven, seven. You got seven, seven, seven. Wait, who got seven, seven, six?
I got 775. I got 4. Who has 776? I'm going to get 6. I'm going to get it. It's me. Could you move somebody's tree and get the one next to us? It's like, Batty, Cody, a Mexican. Property value down.
Our plots of land are worth them based off of them. That's kinda cool. Eli lowered my property value. Oh no! So I don't break it worse. This place is going to shit. That's kinda cool. All three square foot. We're just like standing there like this is our property. There goes the neighborhood. As you're floating I'm like just shaking your head. It's like two trees of pot playing. We're like, really? That? Ugh.
I already have loud Mexican music playing. Keep it down, it's 12 AM. That's not Mexican music. That's the...
What is that dance? That's a chicken dance. Yeah, they're Mexican. That's the employer dance. Mexicans love chickens. I was like, I don't know what that is. It's definitely not Mexican. Every time you're at a Mexican's house, there's chickens everywhere. That makes sense. You come to my house, it's a war zone. All the time. They're just running around his front yard. My neighbor. I'm
I'm just running out throwing sandals at him. My chonkles. Your chonkles? Yeah. Just eating chonkles at my chickens. Ain't nothing quite like eating chonkles at chickens, man. Goddamn. Like fucking this dude's back. Deadly weapon. Fuck SBRs. The ATF needs to regulate chonkles, man. Those are my favorite things. You can speak way more Spanish than me. See, speaking of the ATF, they called me today. What happened? Oh. Yeah. Yeah.
It actually was okay. He just wants to come check out my lair. I don't...
I don't think in any scenario it's okay for the ATF to check out your layer. I know, but he told me it was okay. So, I don't know. We'll see. I mean, I don't think you have a choice. When the ATF says we're going to check out your layer. Yeah, I just said nah, fam. Because the next time they ask, he's going to be with flashbangs. He said he was super happy. He's just like, I don't want to swing by. And I'm like, okay, cool. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Hide everything. Empty spaces on racks. He's going to be like, are homemade Vulcan machine guns legal or not?
I just picture him walking. Just asking hypothetically. I mean, as long as Brandon's licensed it, I think it's okay. Just say the AK guy did it. It's fine. Just blame it. Rat all your friends out to the feds.
He's like so you own an f-16 fighter plane don't you I was like yeah, but have you seen what Brandon Herrera's done? I'll tell you everything if you forget you saw that f-16 they started this undercover fucking Matt He's still undercover to build the world's largest gun tube
Fuck over all the gun tubers. Hey Brandon, you can tell me. It's cool. Tell me about what you got in there. Donut, just let me know man. I'm a gun tuber too. It's cool. Bro, I'm the biggest gun tuber. Hey buddy, let me go just look around your room real quick. Don't go in there! Hashtag don't tell mayor. Motherfucker, get out of the way!
Mayor is the agent. Don't tell Mayor Sarton it's a joke. Dude, what if it's Mayor? Mayor this whole time has been undercover. Dude, she honey potted you. Holy cow. She's been fucking honey potting you? I don't know what that means, but I can imagine. Google it real quick in front of us. I have a feeling it has something to do with something dirty. Where's the phone at?
Don't Google this. Yeah, you need to. We don't have to. She's so sweet. No, it's an undercover term. It's an actual technical term. It's got to be sexual, though. Don't do it on Urban Dictionary. That's what I was urban. Never. That's not good.
Yeah, wait, what is it? There's a honey pot and something else honey. Oh shit. You know, we need to talk about real quick I know it's super when you honey dick somebody no, we haven't talked about we're all you're gonna be in san diego, right? I think so. You think so? Maybe possibly are you going to san diego? Her pussy is so sweet can only be called a honey pie Eli are you gonna be in san diego?
He's like did you know who I said? People are going to a lot of it's twitchcon a lot of people are gonna be or Nick for Nick Nick Merckx Nick Merck fam, whatever the fuck his shits called There's be a lot of parties and shit going on this big convention happening in San Diego for twitchcon and stuff next week the week after this drops So if you're there the weekend of the 7th 8th 9th, I believe We're all gonna be in the San Diego area. Maybe Cody Jimmy maybe
Possibly child care not me there is a child involved so yeah you yeah we gotta figure that out But Amazon has dog crates for like 40 bucks. I mean Amazon. I see his so technically says honey dicking on it right now So you're about to get another description
Definition right I got a fucking way. No, you're good. I got an ad I was trying to it's gone. No, I'm listening baddie. I'm not interrupting you know whatever They'll be in San Diego blah blah blah blah. Sorry your story was super guys I wanted to meet baddie my whole life do I want him to greet me? You're waiting
I believe next big twitch event where the unsub is gonna have a panel and a twitch con thing So I'm working on that for us. So there's gonna be like a whole like what the hell do you guys do for the group? Can't wait to wear a mask
Oh, are y'all going to have to wear a mask? Nuh-uh. That's crazy, though. Yeah, but California doesn't even have the mask laws anymore. That's crazy. Twitch got angry when they said they were making it no masks. Originally, there was no masks, and then the internet got mad? Very. Stay home, then. We did. The purple hairs got mad. Purple hairs. That's crazy. There was literally a whole petition about it.
It was like three days and they switched it, right? No, no, it was weeks. I bet you it's like SHOT Show, though, where they're like, you have to wear a mask, and everybody's like, nah, and they just don't. No one enforced it, but when we went to the last con, we went to, like, people would, they would, like, hover, make sure you put it back up. They annoyed you. And then they would high-five each other when they'd make you, like, put the mask on. They're like, we got another one.
Saving the planet me Canyon was not happy about this guy So I thought they were you were joking until like afterwards they high-fived And then I was like holy fuck these guys. Yeah, fucking suck. That's crazy People take us here because that shot show last year no one The people trying to enforce it took it very seriously, but everybody else was like no We're not doing that and I think they tried the first day and then they just gave up the first and they just scowled at everyone for the rest of the event
It's like, well, no one's going to do it, but we're going to show you how pissed we are about it. Because then you'd walk out of the show into the gambling arena and there's no mask rules. So it was like, okay, what? They were fighting an uphill battle there. Yeah, they set them up for failure. All the casinos had Vegas, nothing had basket aids. And they're like, well, the convention's in the same place, but you've got to wear one now. This hallway's...
It's all gun people in there. They're not gonna wear masks. No, come on That's not knowing your audience right there, which is probably means for the twitch audience. I was like, okay, they're real pissed right now I don't give a fuck I mean, yeah, just don't do it. I'm just gonna drink a lot. What you never do that We know when are we gonna confirm them? Wait, Cody, are you going? Huh? Are you going to twitch? I know but it's like a hundred percent. When are we gonna confirm? I don't know. I'm still trying to get out of here
Child care Matt you want to watch this kid for a week?
I'm gonna have diarrhea then. I would if I could though. Just put him on the double trampoline, he'll be fine. John jumps for three days straight. His quads would be thick! Yeah, he can hang out at my house. He can't come inside, but he can jump on the trampoline as much as he wants. We'll throw some food on the porch, whatever. That fucking stray cat. He's got the garbage bag on again. That was a good ad read. That was funny. Which one?
The Raycon? Oh, yeah. He was homeless, dude. Holy shit. They let me shoot him in that ad. Did you see that? Wait, I didn't see this. John breaks into the house and I shoot him with a shotgun. He's like, dad, no. No, dad, no. That's what they actually went through with the ad. They let me put that in there, yeah. Because he's like homeless because I kicked him out because he's addicted to hentai. So he broke in the house and I shot him with a shotgun. His Raycon? Yeah.
I did that. Yeah, Rick. I'm let me put that in there do see Ray cons doing it right then like have fun with it Can I share my son Raycon is easy like they're they're kind of cool with whatever you want to do Whatever your ideas as I mean that makes a huge difference we were talking about that creative control vert on ads like Everybody knows whether you watch YouTube or wherever like you get force fucked ads. That's how these companies make their money and
But when we do the ads, at least we get to make the money in YouTube, Twitch, whatever isn't going to take a huge cut of it. And when we get creative control of these ads, at least we can have fun with whatever the shit we have to do. Because no matter what, you got to work. And that's how you make money. But yeah, I was telling the story. I just had an ad that was like a really good paying ad. And I was really excited about it. And then they were just like, no, you got to change your whole video. And I was like, okay, so we changed a few things. And they were like, no, you got to change everything. We were like,
We're not doing it then. Like, I was sad because it was like a big paying ad, but it was just not what I wanted to do. Just not fun to do. And it wasn't going to be good. The audience wouldn't care if I was doing it their way and not my way. So I was, I don't know. That's the thing. Companies just don't understand that it'll do way better if the people I talk to every day can hear it the way I would say it. Yep. But they like change who you are. I just said, nah. If you, if you just run a regular ass commercial during your segment, it doesn't, it doesn't matter. And nobody's ever is going to,
Tap that fucking plus 10 seconds plus 30 seconds plus 45 seconds. Oh, it's done the second. I oh, yeah fucking good What's what's you doing a shot? Do you do a mask going hard? Oh, are you impossible? Why that's what we all got sick That was hard
Hard seltzer White Claw Look at that, we gotta fuckin' That's pretty gross Dude, you're the first and last person that's gonna drink it Here we go, here we go You're just sucking up Matt's spit now I know I didn't even drink anything, I just spit on there It's gonna be all in his beard There we go, there we go It's fine
Never clean that. Just leave it sticky as hell. This is what we did at. This was SHOT Show, right? Was that SHOT Show? But the gold one has a bigger base. Do y'all know who started COVID at SHOT Show? It was Garand. That makes sense. He left on like Wednesday because he was feeling sick and he got COVID before anybody else. And then everybody else got it like five days later. He brought us the COVID. Yep. I was going to say everyone. I went to the ER with every disease except for COVID. Oh, yeah.
I didn't get sick from SHOT Show. Pax was completely different. Pax was bad. Yeah, I was in Seattle. I was fucked. I had tonsillitis, strep throat, like bronchitis again. It was fucked up. You gotta see everyone's fucking immune disease and how they work. Let me just get another one of these real quick. Just get it. Fucking get it, bro. Do those ad reads. What's the worst ad read you've done? The worst? Ooh.
I want to say it because it might give me more money. Well, don't say it, but like... RAGE! I didn't say it. Blake Batto Bludgeon? Blake Bluddo Bludgeon.
It's just they were the ones we were just talking about wouldn't I did for videos and they kept sending back wanting revisions like this even worth it anymore I was addicted to rage out of legends for a solid week really I actually played it they gave me a bunch of free codes and stuff and I played a bunch when it started and
That was it. I did a thing for him. I had a bunch of free codes and money and I was like, this is actually kind of fun. There was some ad that Arnold Schwarzenegger was pushing some app, a video game. And I... They asked me if I wanted to do it and I was like, sure, Arnold's all over this so it must be good. And I never played it. Yes, it was like tanks and like
I remember those ads. Holy shit. They looked awesome. Were you in World of Tanks? No, this is not World of Tanks. This is something else. I can't remember what it was called. But I had seen Arnold on the commercials on YouTube all the time. So I was like, sure, if Arnold's the face of this game, I'll do it. And I just did it without ever playing it. And the internet attacked me because they're like, that game is terrible. And so I went and actually played it. And I was like, oh, this game, you don't.
They show you all these cool battle scenes that are not in the game. It's like, you want to fight this guy? Yes. Okay, he won. It's that kind of a game. And there's no fun stuff in it at all. But Arnold was the face of it, and I just was like, sure. So now I try all the games or actually play them before. That was in my early stages where I was like, money?
money let's do it okay it's world of tanks no it's not world of tanks i've seen arnold schwarzenegger world of tanks absolutely it was not world of tanks there was another one because i know he had like the jet flyover video i think so yeah world of tanks it was not world of tanks i guarantee i swore partners with world of tanks what year was that no world of tanks was a good game 2021 no this is well before this is like 2019 yeah this is a few years ago
Do I remember those ads? I don't know what it was because I did one ad from them and then I got blasted on the internet and I never just did an ad without checking. Those are the sketch ones you're like, oh, this will be a great idea. You got to play. I'm big on mobile strike. That's it. That's what it was. You don't remember those ads? I've never even heard of mobile strike. Top grossing app in 2015, 2016. It was way back then. I was going to say, it's an old one. Yeah, and Arnold was all over it and it was a terrible game. It was terrible.
Like every commercial was just Arnold and it would be on TV or on YouTube. You'd have like the jets flying over. Yep. They made it look like the coolest. It looked epic, but none of that was actually gameplay footage. It was all just for the commercial.
Oh man, I forgot all about that. That was the worst ad I ever did because I got blasted and then I played it. I was like, yeah, this game is the worst. My bad, guys. Anyone who downloaded that game because of my ad, I'm sorry. I didn't know and I learned from my mistakes. Until ad reads next week for us is Mobile Strike.
So guys, Mobile Strike, my favorite. I picture those kids downloading it with their family. Download. You know what? Demo said this is good. Matt said it's good. I'm going to buy money in this game. Yeah. A hundred bucks. Let's make it five hundred.
No problem. Matt said it's cool. I trust him. Influencers are assholes. Yeah, my bad. My bad. I did get paid okay for that one, though, if that's any consolation. Thousands of nerds cried out that day. No. No, that was a good learning experience for me. Yeah, it sucked. Yeah.
Did a Zaxby's ad that was that Zaxby's they some of the fast food chain okay chicken yeah? Never left Texas you know like canes yeah, very similar to canes um but better
And like the hoops I had to jump through for Zaxby's. It was stupid for the literal shit tier money. I didn't get free Zaxby's that day, which was kind of nice. Like I'm a big fan of free chicken, but like. Here's some tendies doing it. Okay. I got paid too, but. 12 hours working on a commercial and they're like, here's number one. I,
I mean, we've all been there. I did some ads for some free t-shirts one time, and I was excited. I was so pumped. Bro, those free times when you're like, bro, this company offered me free protein in a t-shirt? They're going to give me free t-shirts? This is crazy. All I did was make a video, and I got t-shirts. I remember those times. Good times. I don't have to do my laundry for a week. 100k subs, guys. Free t-shirts. Let's send it.
Blowing up we are blowing up doing YouTube stuff here as soon because twitch hates streamers now So what do you mean? Oh, they just confirmed. They're not gonna like pay streamers more. Oh, yeah Oh, did you hear so I know nothing they got rid of the 70/30 split 60% it's going out. It's a it's a
Only 50-50, but you have individuals like Batty that's had like a 70-30. I had a previous contract where I got paid a little bit more for each sub, and Twitch has come up with like, if you make too much money off of your 70-30 split, we're cutting you back to 50-50. After $100,000, they cut, they...
They're like, now you only make 50-50. Why would they do that? Because they're not making as much money as possible for when they take over the world. 50-50 margins. Twitch is the worst paying subscription service
For any like social media platform YouTube 70/30 Fan house is 80/20 fans Lee or sorry. Sorry fans Lee is 80/20 fan house is 90/10 only fans 80 20 Patreon is like 88 to 95 Whatever that split may be whether it's 12 to 5
sounds like we need to get on only fans only fans pays their creators pretty well now they do only fans tried to a lot of people and they they kind of got thrown back and they changed it but twitch just is like we aren't we're owned by amazon we don't care you and your money cody has a successful of yeah yeah it does pretty well i had only fans did you make it i made it how's it doing okay it's it's a kind of weird story
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