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You guys want to go to a little wood road? I thought you were just there. He went to the turtle races. Oh, that's him. Yeah, you were just there. Fuck you. I don't usually go, but I go once every couple months and it's kind of fun.
Best service. Best service you will find in San Antonio. Don't you fucking pop that camera. I'm not, I'm just putting it right here. What are you doing? What, mixing up the tomatoes? Wait, you gotta mix it? Yeah, don't shake it though. Are you lying right now? No. Are you making us just do this for fucking years? Cody, are you Mexican? We're all gonna open it to unsubscribe. Today we turn a can for an hour straight. I got everyone a Budweiser Cholada Clamato Picante. Why? I can't fucking finish this. Yeah.
Oh, no, please. They're like like you're gonna have heart if I shit myself and die cuz this has got clam juice in it I swear to fucking god there's clam juice in it. You didn't know that I can't taste the fish what nobody don't do that Kills you I'm gonna laugh No, I just vomiting throw up and shit every time I eat seafood that's called being allergic
I'm allergic to shellfish. Are you allergic to bee stings? No, I just swell up and almost die every time a bee stings me. Is it delicious? It's delicious. Yummy. Mmm. Yummy. I hate I don't. I hate I don't hate. The Mexican doesn't hate the fucking... I hate I don't hate. Say hi to Eli. His racially ambiguous daddy. That guy's fucking ridiculous. Donut.
It's harder to rhyme, but he's a really nice guy. Welcome to unsubscribe. Hey, guys. Thanks for watching unsubscribe podcast. Make sure wherever you're listening or watching, whether it's on YouTube, Castro, Spotify, Apple, Google, Amazon, Podbean, Stitcher, or.
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Hi everyone, welcome to the Unsubscribe Podcast. I'm joined today by BattyStreams, Eli, DoubleFatWhiteClaw, and Brandon Herrera. Hey everyone, welcome to the Unsubscribe Podcast. We're joined by fucking Brandon Berbera.
Donut operator and baddie streams. Yeah, can we get a volume warning for him? Coming from baddie. I love how he ended the one where baddie wasn't here just by screaming loudly into the mic. I get it. I get it. That is awful.
How do you drink this shit? I think they're good. It's like a, if you guys have never had one, it doesn't taste fishy. It's like a cold Bloody Mary. Nothing says it's good when three people put it down and one continues. Three alcoholics say no. Dude, she's kind of hot. All of us, mmm, bro. I don't know about that. If all alcohol tasted like that, I would look like a CrossFit model. I know. Oh, man. If this is the baseline of booze. Maybe you should start drinking just these.
I'm getting a shake. Do you want a drink? I don't need a drink today. Never mind. This makes me want to bench press. God damn. On this episode of Unsubscribe, no one talks. Just bored and miserable. It's variety. Superb.
On this episode of Subribe. Welcome to Subribe! How you doing guys? Well last night I read a book. And there's Eli, he's 100% sober. And Cody, he's also sober. And Batty... Is dead. Welcome to Unsubscribe. And Batty...
I would never go that way. That's boring. We've talked about this extensively. Guys, we jumped in the Ryan Reynolds pool! The Ryan Reynolds pool. Wait, Batty, what happened to that camera? Why are you asking me? Why are you asking Batty about the camera, beeline? I don't remember them ever going to sleep. Batty didn't hit record on it. Yeah, I did. Where are the other ones recording? Yeah, they're recording. I didn't know it was recording. Now it's recording.
Alright, are we good? Recording! Everything else is good! I'M NOT THE CAMERA GUY! 68 episodes. Jesus Christ. Fuck! This is gonna be a slight delay on this camera right here. Thanks to- I'm going back. Why is this my fault?! This is gonna be the episode that you guys get cancelled.
It's a little crooked. You gotta get that! You gotta get that! You just straighten the crown out, yeah. There you go. I'm so glad they brought these back for you. Oh no. For you? Just for Brandon and her. You put that back. You start plating away as soon as you- AHHHHH! No, no, no, no! It looks so good with your flowing hair! Oh my god, Cody runs into a fuckin'- It's like the eardrop tattoo, it's all I need. Cody runs into a telephone booth with a suit on, just comes out, just with that hat on. "Dick, you're in a crowd!"
flying a supersonic speed you know what that means ladies and gentlemen we've got to go to hyperspeed child crying with a mom covering her ears what's hilarious is that if this is people's first time watching the podcast they have no fucking clue what we're
Yeah. It's better that way. The podcast is just an extension of Cody's vlogs. It's a fever dream. Fever dreams are the best. But we talk about games. I'm talking about a game today. I got a game I want to talk about. We're going to do it later because we're not going to talk about video games in the first. No. It's gross.
about a video game? I am. When the fuck has that happened? It's been a long time. Well, no, it's not. We talked about Digimon Survive. That was a fucking amazing game. Still having fun playing that. It's been two weeks. I haven't had fun playing a game for two weeks in a very long time. And another game just came out. Also very fun. See, we got all this fucking video game stuff I don't give a fuck about.
Brandon, first off, you never apologized for what you did to the community. You never had a fucking I'm sorry video for getting canceled for seven days. Well, not canceled, but banned. Banned, yeah. Why? Why is there no apology video? Because Susan and I want you to know this from the bottom of my heart. I'm not sorry. Sorry.
I'll do it again. Murder. Murder. Everyone else, when they get banned, don't they do an apology video or is that just canceled? I did do a video basically saying I do acknowledge that what I did was against the community. However,
I don't see anything fucking morally problematic about it. I get it. I'll take my pee-pee slaps. I accept that. As the shards of metal flying by your head, you're like, okay. That wasn't what they had a problem with. That was not what they had a problem with at all. Was it the Amazon cart, the easily constructed beep? So, yeah, as soon as, like, so my YouTube rep, who's cool as shit, called me. We're building a hammock. He sent me a text. He goes, bro. Like, yeah. He's like, yeah, you're getting a fucking strike.
I remember we were sitting at that dinner like, strike hasn't come in yet. Maybe they changed their... Oh, nope. There it is. But they... No, because he's like, I would have fought this. Because technically, since it's black powder, it's not a firearm. So legally speaking, it's not a firearm. So it's not firearm construction. We didn't give a how-to, whatever.
The gunpowder thing got a little out there because I did teach people how to make gunpowder, but that's Google-able. You can find, like, that's not, like, secretive. Yeah, there's this book that came out a while ago. It teaches you how to make all sorts of crazy stuff. William Powell? Yeah. Very familiar. That was my teenage years. I love this apology so far. Well, first off, you can Google that word. Not that bad. Literally, this is all Google-able shit. It's not very fucking hard. I was doing this when I was fucking 15. It's a lot of Google-able shit. It's a miracle I'm alive.
But, no, it was the part where he's like, yeah, you literally said that this is not a DIY, but you showed your entire Amazon cart of how to do it, which is basically a link. I'm like, yeah, you're right. I'll take that pee-pee stomp and fucking move on. That's a good pee-pee stomp. I got to see that video before it was, you know. I was proud of that video. We're going to put it up somewhere else, I think, because he's like, please don't try to fucking re-upload this. He's like, even censored, he's like, for the love of fuck, just don't.
Is there a new lively because I leaves gone right we talked about ones. Yeah, is there a new rumble is kind of like the rumble free speech YouTube alternative is it yeah, you know like Sites that we probably should mention here that okay Reddit's the biggest one I would say because I don't really censor anything for a while there they didn't they allowed like I
like pedophile subreddits and like really weird shit. It's not great. They let it on their platform for like years and years before they finally cracked down and was like, you guys shouldn't be showing pictures of naked kids. Minorly attracted person. Oh, sorry. Excuse me. Be respectful. Twitter canceled. I would love it. You got the Twitter cancel. I'd be like, what the fuck?
No not for the Ryan Reynolds pool They animate you know how they do the arms and the googly eyes on the Boat next to make
Grabbing the human in the throat. Yeah, see? Exactly like that. That's exactly to a T what I was talking about. Please, please do. Oh, man, dude. Well, there was a good apology video. There you go. That's going to be the thumbnail and title. We saw.
Everyone do the face Batty do your face
We're doing your job for you do this fucking UFC, okay? We don't talk about fighting in sports cuz most of us don't know what a ball is We all played sports here though right yeah, I did football baseball soccer soccer baseball Okay, football and baseball a little bit soccer when I was a kid, but I
Oh, and rugby. Fuck. What did you do? Me and my dad tried. I got hit in the head in Little League with a fucking baseball. I quit that sport after that. Football never was my thing. I just do fighting. I do like martial arts and everything. So you didn't like getting hit in the head. So you went and got hit in the head. I was like, this ball is hard.
Baseball though, I remember getting my fucking clock wiped a few times with stray ball in the outfield kind of shit. Yeah, he's just throwing it. You can get fucked.
Dude, our little league, it was at, I was six. I wasn't talking little league necessarily. Well, mine was sixth grade. And I just remember because it was like all the sixth graders. And there was that one sixth grader. That was the kid that hit me when he was a pitcher. They made him a pitcher because the kid was, we were all like 80 pounds, 13, 12, 12. Got the testosterone a little early. Yeah. And it was like with a beard, 12 year old. And yeah, exactly. He was like, I'm six, eight. I'm 12. Yeah.
And he fucking. That kid at the range. Yeah. And he just like, oh my God, dude. There was no way that kid was 14. Dude, some of those dudes. Them genetic monsters. And that's what happened. Like the big dude, he fucking chucked the ball. And I was like, yeah, let's end the ball. It's a hero already. I was like, oh, oh. And I got dropped. And they're like, Eli's sitting out there. He was still wearing the helmets with like the side. No. Oh.
Oh, I got just fucking domed. This is like the Laredo League. You didn't wear helmets? No, you had the small ones. Back in the 90s, we didn't have... I finally touched it. Yeah, you didn't have the full face. You're right. You didn't have the full face, but you had the ear. No. Not in the 90s. What? Okay. No. 90s is very... What the fuck is the helmet for then? That's where the ball's coming from. It's not coming from up top. They learned that later. That's a 2000s era. It's like basic design shit that pisses me off. Where the fuck...
That's the first time I broke my nose was baseball. It was the same thing. A pitcher hit me right in the fucking bridge. How many times have you broken your nose? Three times. Jesus Christ. I met two, I think. Yeah, but like... I think I broke one of his ones. I was a fucking kid. I've never broken my nose that I know of. Cody, punch him.
Right now. Yeah, both of us. It's not so bad. But I'm shooting blood, huh? But yeah, that's a fucking sports. I fucking suck that. I was like, I can fight and I can play video games. This is my life. And video games couldn't make money back in the day at all.
But this UFC shit, and they had the heavyweight championship for boxing and then the UFC fight. And you guys watched. Luke is your friends. Yeah. I met him during the racing thing. Oh, that's right. Yeah. Out in Vegas. Yeah, out in Vegas. I met Luke. Super nice dude. Like, fucking super cool dude. Yeah, we've been friends with Luke Rockhold for about two years now. You have before I was. Because you went down to that thing in Miami, I think. And got kicked, right? Yeah.
Well, yeah, I got kicked too. I got, yeah, I got kicked. Luke didn't kick me. It was Tyrone Spong, I think was his name. World champion kickboxer. Oh. He kicked, I let him kick me in the leg three times. Yeah, I couldn't walk for a fucking week. World champion. He had that fucking John Wayne, like my balls are sticking to my thigh walk for like a good minute.
It was like a month. I was having trouble with that, which when you watch leg kicks on UFC fights and they just shake it off, it's like, no, you don't know how that feels if you've never gotten a good shin kick to the leg.
That's true. And they get kicked. They do that all the time. Also, all of the steroids that they inject, it's all scar tissue on their thighs. Thighs and ass. Just nothing but scar. I just like Cody was like, who do I want kicked in the leg by? World champion. Who do I want kicked in the leg by? Kickboxer. What the fuck? English, motherfucker. Do you speak it?
Kicked in the leg by right. That's the food. Do I want to get well speaking? Okay, to be fair
To be fair, Luke and then fucking Chuck Liddell were sitting there going, Cody, get kicked by him. Get kicked by him. And I'm like, okay. I thought it was Luke who kicked you, though.
No, Luke kicked, um, what's his name that works for Leviathan? Kicked him in the liver. Yeah, that's it. He kicked one of the cameramen in the liver. That was mean-spirited. It was kind of mean-spirited because Luke said, alright man, hold your hands up, I'm gonna get you in the leg, and he was just like, okay, whatever, and then Luke kicked him in the liver. It was a gentle kick, but you know, gentle to the liver still, like, hurts like a motherfucker. We were just talking about before, like with, uh,
When we were going on the pig hunt, like where we were doing the stabbing the piggies. A little friendly fire, I think. We were down in Florida with that with Chuck Liddell. It's a joke because he was a cop. I thought somebody got stabbed. He did stab me in the liver on accident. Did I? No. What? Stab? I don't remember this true at all. Brought up about stabbing your friend accidentally. That's what I was like. Did something happen we didn't talk about?
Who got stabbed in the front? Hold on, pause! No, but Chuck was, like, demonstrating the difference. Like, we were all just kind of, like, fucked up around that, like, kind of, like, lodge bar or whatever. And he's demonstrating the difference between, like, a regular hit and, like, a liver hit. And he just kind of has that very Chuck way of going about it. All right. This is just, like, an old fuck. Hits me in, like, the fucking ab. Okay, yeah. Maybe, like, a half power, third power hit. Like, nothing crazy. All right. This is...
I love he's a bulldog. He is. Oh, yeah. He's been punched in the face thousands of times. It doesn't work up here anymore. UFC has turned him into a human pug. We love you, Chuck. Chuck is seriously like... Please don't kill us. He's the nicest guy. Chuck is awesome. But he's just really funny. Just like his mannerisms are entertaining. But he's just... All right, Chuck.
*laughter* There's just a liver here. Hits me in the same goddamn spot. I don't know, like at a slightly different angle. Upwards though? Yeah, and just like *grunt* like Morty, Morty he just hit me in the liver. It's the hardest working liver in the galaxy. Chuck Liddell just punched me in it. Morty, Morty, I'm dying. Like I felt like all the toxins in my liver suddenly flooded my bloodstream. I got randomly super fucked.
I'm just picturing the middle of a... We need to show this as my blood hurts. My blood hurts. It's like the idea of getting punched in the liver and it's just us. It's like... Fuck you.
You're hot. Why are you hitting on me all of a sudden? You want a 69 standing up? No, I don't want a 69 standing up. The logistics are so dangerous. I'm going to duck first. Why are you floating? Your body rotates. Chuck in capsule. I'm going to be in for ducking. Chuck's like, works every time. I work every time.
Put yourself in the liver Brandon I need a buzz And I really want to save $80 at brunch today
Our livers are just shooting out toxins. After a while, you're like, I think I depleted the gas tank. Better retox. God, retox? That's a new word. You don't have to detox if you just retox. My liver's on empty.
It looks healthy. That's Brian. You are 28 and your liver is entirely scar tissue. How did you do it? Well, you see, I had this. The Bruce. The hat man that you were talking about. Oh my God. So have you guys ever gone down the rabbit hole of seeing like these fucking Benadryl addicts? Wait, there's a thing that Benadryl addicts mentioned? There is a Reddit, a subreddit for people who just fucking like
Just down Benadryl all the fucking time. Just real quick. Fucking the subreddits. Have you been to the meth reddit where they just smoke? No, I have not been to the fucking meth reddit. They just smoke meth on the fucking reddit. It's a subreddit of them hitting meth and be like, fuck yeah, bro. That's the Hunter Biden one, right? Yes.
I just like there's redness on people. I didn't know there's a Benadryl right there. No, so there seriously is. And I heard about this on the PKA podcast. They talked about it. So I went down this rabbit trail because I have a buddy who just has severe allergies, so he just takes Benadryl all the time. They're taking like 700 milligrams of Benadryl. How much is a normal pill of Benadryl? Like 5 or 25 or something small? They're like taking full packs of Benadryl, right?
But they have these shared hallucinations. Because Benadryl High doesn't sound fun at all. Like, it sounds like the worst fucking experience you could ever have. Like, they have a shared hallucination of spiders and something called the Hat Man. Which is a dark figure that stands in doorways and shit with, like, a fucking silhouette of a hat that they've all seen.
And it's weird as fuck. What does that do to the inside of your body? It destroys it. That one guy was talking about, oh, remember when we were looking at him, he was like, and, like, 40% of my liver doesn't work. Yeah, because, like, he's literally retarded now. Like, literally retarded. Because, like, his brain doesn't fucking work, and his liver doesn't fucking work, and, like, he just, like, this shit will, like, destroy your body, and you will be freaked the fuck out the entire time you're hot. Yay! That was terrible. But people fucking do it.
Don't. Don't. If there's a drug that legally makes you legally retarded, don't do it. People are still gonna do it. Yeah, crocodile. People do crocodile even though they're Russian shit. Like, yo, 90% of people die from this! Do not talk shit about my Crocodile. Crocodile misdrug? Is that the shit that like rots your fucking body open? Yeah, dude. Yeah, see people's bones and shit? They like scale, like their skin starts dying on their body. Good! Yeah. Like...
Good! Self-correcting. It's made of gasoline, match heads, and something else. Yeah, it's like a bunch of poor Russians got together and mixed some shit in a bucket. And then you inject it.
And that's what's like, that is the ingredient list. And you're like, cool, now I'm going to inject it. It's still not as harmful as our opiate addiction. If you saw it was in meth too, you'd be like, holy fuck, dude. So, well, meth is just a compound, like methamphetamine. What the fuck is in that, like on the street? Fuck.
I think one of the most dangerous things in it. We're not telling people how to make math. No, okay. Yeah, we won't get too deep into it, but I think one of the most dangerous things they put into it. So here's our Amazon cart. It's five milligrams of what? I'm still not sure. It's lithium strips from batteries. That's like one of the grossest things in it. The second I hear that, it's like, dude, this is supposed to be injected into a human. I don't want to get this demonetized. I'm not going to go into the ingredients. Perfect. Yeah, let's not. I will tell you, if you're driving by the trailer park and you smell cat piss, it's probably not cat piss.
Meth smells like cat piss. Yeah. I would have never known that. Yeah. It's the same thing like if you shoot...
What is that? M995? Like just the AR ammo? Like smells like fucking ammonia. Like you get that cat piss smell in your fucking mouth. Who said that the other day and we're like, holy fuck, yeah, you're right. Was it John? Oh, John. John was like, yeah, we were at the range and John's like, dad, it smells like cat pee and I never realized that. You're like, no, no, like I don't know what it is. And I'm like, no, he's actually right. Like because we were shooting that M16A1. Yeah. No shit. Yeah, you get that ammonia smell. I don't feel like I've ever smelled that shooting before.
Or maybe I just don't... You might have... Maybe I just know the gun... The genitivitis took your sensitivity. No, no, no, no. Maybe I'm just used to it from shooting so fucking much. It just didn't occur to me. I'm not used to shooting good ammo.
So I'm not used to smelling it. Yeah fair. I know when he said in 995 I was like god that shit's so expensive in Tarkov. Unreal expensive. I love that your guys is real That's what I'm thinking of not in 995 yeah, that's that's like you're fucking tungsten or whatever tips you're fucking penetrating shit I've got like a stack of that shit that I'm just like kind of like all right. That's my rainy day We don't touch that ammo
Your 856 is like your fucking good compared to your green tip. Man, those mimosas I actually feel. I've not been drinking much and I'm like those. Yeah, I'm like, man, this single one, I'm here. I'm tapping out on this because it's making me have to poop.
Tomato has that effect on people. You need to take a breeder? I'm not going to know, dude. I'm good. I'm not going to know. Are you prairie dogging? No. Are you prairie dogging, Cody? I'll let you know when I've got a poodle turtle showing up. Turtle shelling right now, bro. Don't talk about my turtle, okay? I just picture a little Cody head popping out.
I don't like it. Out of my ass. Yeah, he's like, hey, I gotta go. No, stop it. He's like, what the fuck? I don't know my brain. What is wrong with you? Why are you like this? Have you seen my son? Why are you the way you are? Have you seen my son? That's genetic.
I don't know when Sav records me anymore. That's why when I sat down that one time, the story I just did, I was like, do you shit out your poop or poop out your shit?
I just sat down and asked her that, and she was filming me. She burst into tears. Why is he like this? She was like, what the fuck, babe? I was like, do you shit out your poop, or do you poop out your shit? She's like, I don't fucking know. She's like, you can't say that. Oh, bless his little heart. God damn. I don't know how he does it, but he does.
He puts on a dress. That's how it does it. What am I, mini waist? Oh, fuck. Yeah, so we had a really good talk about the UFC. We just were like, Luke, we're friends. Have you ever fucking got kicked in the goddamn liver before? That was tirade. I think you were the only one who watched the whole fight. Oh, dude, that fucking Edwards versus. I know what you're talking about.
Don't look at me. Don't even look at me when you're thinking. I didn't watch any. I haven't seen a clip. I saw what we watched that brunch. We went to the bar and they had the knockoff UFC up, which is fucking bullshit. Was it Bellator Pride or whatever? It was something. I'm like, oh, cool. The fights are on.
This is a great value. It's the goodwill version. It's just a kid's schoolyard and a couple kids bullying each other. Okay, but back to the fight. So Usman versus Edwards. Usman is the champion. He was just about to get the longest winning streak ever in UFC history. He is the wall-to-weight champion. How many weight classes are there? Not as many as boxing. Ten million. I think four. No. At least.
Was there a feather, light, fly? There was a phantom? Phantom. What does that mean? What? Light, light. Flyweight, then phantom. It should be phantom weight, though. That sounds way cooler. Probably like eight weight classes, probably, in UFC. That's so many weight classes. Boxing has like fucking 20. Every five pounds, there's like a new weight class in boxing. But when you're at that degree, it makes sense because you're like the top athlete because people drop to whatever. So Usman...
Versus Edwards. Edwards is a fucking broke-ass kid that came from nothing. And that's it. Like, he's on a win streak. Phenomenal fighter from the UK. But poor shit. Grew up poor shit. Got in trouble. Then kept just like, I gotta fight. Gotta do this. This is my life. I'm like, no big. Finally got a shit. Just like reality, some rich kid put him in his fucking place. Yes! And so he's like, I'm here! And that's the thing. So he was like, I'm here, finally.
He takes down Usman in the first round. Usman's never been taken down. Dude, it was 20. It was like 20-0 for both of them. It was absolutely fucking. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Both of them are fucking. Yeah, both of them. 20-0, 19-0 or something. Yeah. Oh, oh, oh. So those are the losses. So Usman and then that. So what had happened, what had happened was these guys are on, both of them, long ass win streaks going into this fight. Usman's the champion. Fucking Walter Waite. PV, pound for pound, best. Yeah.
He gets taken down. Never in his career has been taken down. And Usman gets pissed because he loses the first round and beats the fuck out of Edwards for the next four rounds. Round five, everyone's, and the judges is best. Joe Rogan, everyone's like, well, he's just giving up. His corner, his corner says the best thing ever. Stop feeling fucking sorry for yourself. It's like when he told Edwards, Edwards was like, okay.
One minute left in the last round fake fucking Usman Edwards throws a straight left so Exactly Edwards throws a left. He's a straight left. He's a southpaw fighter Usman pats it and flips to the right Usman throws a kick didn't see that kick coming one minute remaining and
Usman is fucking dominating. He just has to let it ride, and he could have won the match. One minute remaining, he gets knocked the fuck out on one kick. One kick drops him. Fucking Joe Rogan. And the commentators, Joe Rogan's like, yeah, he's just giving up. What the fuck just happened? You see it. Everyone's face is like, what? World champion, just like that. And Usman's just on the ground like...
Bro, it was the biggest upset ever in Edwards. He's like I fucking told you I fucking told you I came from fucking nothing He's like what the fuck who's been just like I just lost the world's longest win streak the pound-for-pound championship
everything gone. And I just had, he literally at the last minute, he could have been like, he could have walked around for a minute. Cause every round was him. Other than the first, every round, he would have been good. I was like, and watching that unfold and everyone was like, it's, it's going to go down in UFC history as like the biggest turnaround for a fight. Cause it was the one minute remaining. Wham drops the world champion in the kick. And you see his face like,
I just won this fucking thing. I'm the fucking world champion. It's so fucking dope. So fucking dope. I don't care. I know. He played that song. Really? That was his walkout song. And then he did, that was his speech was fucking Rocky. His winning song was Rocky. Everything was Rocky for it. Cause he was the fucking underdog. Rocky was the original movie that got me in the gym when I was in like middle school. I was just like, Oh, this is fucking dope.
I didn't realize like Sylvester Stallone and like what is it 1976 1977 dude that was oh my god that story is fucking phenomenal amazing story but like you don't realize like he's not jacked at no it was Rocky 2 when he made money then steroids were exactly because like you look at it you're like oh wow like I've seen better than that in like a high school gym like it's me gosh do you know the Sylvester you know Sylvester do you know Rocky first do you know the story behind that both of you
I've seen the movie. Yeah. Behind the movie. No, I don't know. He sold his dog in order to get that made like that dog in the movie. He sold it. He bought it back afterwards because there was it around. Yes. And no one bought it. Like not a fucking soul. And he was like, because he wrote the movie. Oh, I didn't know. He didn't just act in it like he was a nobody fucking wrote the movie. But his demand was he acted in it. Yeah. He's like, I want to be Rocky and nobody fucking bought it. So like he went around like it was actually it was really fucking cool.
One of the most, and that's what, that was the catalyst because he won a Grammy, or not a Grammy, a fucking Oscar. Oscar, I guess. Yeah, for that. That was his first movie out the gate. He won a fucking Oscar for it. That's how he, that was the catalyst to his career. That dude was poor as shit. First Blood, and then a bunch of shitty movies after that.
Oh, no, no, hold on, hold on, hold on. Demolition Man is one of the greatest movies of all time. I don't even watch that so long. It's so fucking good. You can't even cut. The Expendables are like the fucking potato chips of movies where you're like, I know this is bad. I'm enjoying it. There's explosions. It doesn't need to be good. Terry Crews in a hallway with an AA-12. All you need in life.
I need AA-12s. Why do I not have them? Deleting life. Why don't you have one? It's the stupidest looking gun in the world. I love it. I was gonna have one, but the... It's like when a child draws a gun. Oh, yeah. They got fucking raided. Like, they were re-releasing the AA-12, and the ATF fucked that all up for everybody. Like, every one of them in existence got routed up. Really? Yeah. So there's no AA-12s?
I think for like sale for foreign governments which is so fucked up it's like okay so we can't have them here but fucking Saudi Arabia can have all they want yeah no they the ATS seriously fucked yeah fucked them over on that pretty hard
I didn't even know about that. I like our podcast duration. It's like a Charlie Day map. You guys hear about that new Dragon Ball show? It's our podcast in a nutshell. It's a fever game. Oh my fucking God. Cody, what have you been up to?
Oh, yeah. Yeah, thank you. Put that back on the Burger King. What does he give it up to? Well, he's now banned from American Airlines. Don't tell them that. Cody's wearing a Burger King crown. I went out with Dylan at the ranch the other night. That was pretty cool. And he had his buddy. You guys hear of Flair? Yeah, Flair. He does fishing content. We were there, Cody. It's for the podcast, Eli. I know. I'm just explaining. I know you guys were there. Because...
Well, I don't know if his alcohol is. You guys went home and I went out with flair. I was like, maybe Cody doesn't remember we were there. Punch him in the face. I wasn't drunk yet. Oh,
I was drunk when I lost the frog in the Uber, but... That was my favorite fucking rant ever. Okay, so wait, wait, hold on. Hold on, what? Okay, now I'm confused. I still don't know about this. So I go out with Flair and demolition ranch, and there's only one bar open in Bernie past 8 p.m., and it's pretty much illegal.
Uh, you can smoke cigarettes in there, like the walls or that wood paneling you saw in your grandparents' house back in the day. It was just old, it was made of cinder blocks. So we have some beers, and then we're walking out, you got the text rolled up? I do, yep, I got it. What are the, I don't remember sending you texts. Let's read them. You sent me a text at fucking midnight.
That says, I found a frog in an Uber. What the fuck? It's literally you holding a frog. Hold on. I found the frog outside the Uber. Oh, so you brought it to the Uber. I brought it.
I want, okay, so in my mind I was like, I bet Heather would like this frog. And so I grabbed a frog off the ground and got it in an Uber. No, you didn't say, I found a frog in an Uber. You said, I found frog in Uber. And it's just him just holding a frog in an Uber. Can you screenshot that? Yeah, we're going to need that. We're going to need that. I said, what the fuck? That's awesome. He said, him hung. Oh my God.
I said, this may have been the best random text I've ever received. Next fucking photo is empty hand. Empty hand. He goes, I have no idea where he went. I said, oh shit, oh fuck. I get a video that is just frantically fucking looking for a frog with a flashlight on his back of a fucking Uber. What does the driver think? I didn't know. You just left a frog in the car.
He just texted me, he's, bro. I said, rip my N-word frog. It's like, dude, he gone. I'm like, I'm looking at my phone at this point. I'm like, it has been 40 minutes we've had this conversation. I'm like, how long is this fucking year? To be fair, it was the slowest driver in the entire world. I'm talking about Tim. Did you get Uber back to your house from? Yeah. The Lions!
And he was driving 10 under the speed limit. Oh, Jesus, yeah. Yeah, it was a fucking terrible ride. So it was so long. Your story is so much better with the Burger King crown. So...
I just love you have an adventure frog on your tattoo, and you just gave a fucking frog an adventure. You're like, "Hi frog, come with me to new part of town!" And you drove, and then you're like, "Fuck you frog, you live on own now in Uber cars!" I'm just imagining fucking Abdul sitting here in the Uber, driving back to his wife and kids, and just...
Fucking swerves and dives. I just picture him dropping a fucking frog in an Uber. Okay, so, no, I sent you that last message. Like, I lost him, and then we were still, like, fucking 20 minutes from the house. Well, I fell asleep. No, no, he was, like, I couldn't find him, so I'm sitting there, and this guy's driving slow as shit, and so I'm just like...
We get to my house and he's like, sir. And I'm like, oh, oh, we're at my house. And I get out and he drives off and I'm like, oh, oh, oh.
Sir! Sir! A frog! So he's got a little friend now. I just picture the frog's life is like, man, this is a dope-ass spot. I got some good-ass flies. His hand just grabs the frog. What the fuck? Where am I going? I can't wait to bring these berries back to my family, my wife and children.
Fucking abducted. And then you're looking at Cody's face this close. You are my new friend. Take picture for other friends. Frog, she's like, me! Master has fallen asleep. Must escape. Jumping away. Frog is under duress. He was happy.
Didn't even get to name him. Cause you fell asleep. Is that the name of the episode? You fell asleep. That's why you couldn't name your frog. I'm thinking like, oh, he's going to so step on this frog. That was the actual adventure frog. No, next time you're going to fucking call an Uber. Like he's going to have like a little pouch there with like his little sidekick frog with sunglasses or whatever. You're like,
Do you know how this actually works? That guy went to bed that morning, walked out to his car at 3 p.m., was like, no, why does my car smell like shit? Right?
And he is looking through his fucking car to find out what smells like asshole because it is sitting in the sun. It's 110 degrees. This frog is literally in Texas. Like this dog, this frog is already like fucking dry now. And it's just like...
I'm sorry little guy. I'm really sorry. I'm sorry little one. You know what's better than that though? Fucking out of regs. Oh my god. Brandon with that fucking transition. Batty, go. Go. Your colors look the best right now. I mean, I don't know. His match the podcast more. I like Cody's colors. Cody's colors are my favorite. But Batty has the orange. Hey guys, out of regs.
Buy it. Cody's colors? This is not a good time for that joke during an ad. I agree to disagree. Aderex gives you wings. Use the code come 20.
Code unsub, code untwenty, just untwenty, unsub. Use code 20. Uh-oh, why'd they beep that word and say 20 in it? Out of regs. But legit, though, like, we were just talking about this before the podcast. Like, I just bought a shitload of out of regs. I know. It's like, it's good shit. I need more body wash. I'm out. You know, I get a text from the other guys. I'm like, Brandon ordered a bunch of out of regs. It's just super weird that they know. Because I intentionally didn't use my first name.
Use your email. Oh, yeah. The AK guy? So Brandon bought a bunch and they're like, he knows, just give it to him, right? I was like, yes. I don't know why he didn't use the discount code either. But my text back was like, he's a good friend. Brandon's story here. You know what I'm doing at the moment. And you're like...
Oh, he's drunk. Well, literally drunk in the city. So, um, yeah, no. Hair paste neat. Must get. Hair frizzy. Knee out rig. Bring it horn. Bring it horn.
Horn-gee get cured by out of rec. Horn-gee. That would be the new discount code. Me, horn-gee. That's the new shit. We need a dune one too. Dude, a horn-gee dune one? A dune shirt?
Dude, if we have the Dune monster, we just horn you in front. Fucking draughtism. Did you like the worm with the eyes? Oh, that's perfect. Yep. That's good. He's already on. D-O-O-N. That's going to be because we were talking about doing monthly shirts, like doing a shirt run for a month, stopping because we have to. We have so much that we can do every month. I only want like 30% rough. Done. Done. Done and done. If I die, banana. Because that's what everyone wants also. That was amazing.
Yeah, that was still everyone's like we need that shirt and you're like that's a fucking salute Eli was like what? If I die salute and he's like banana I was like what do you what do you batty first off that's your stroke batty first off that was your fucking eyes like hey pot
Podcast at one, everyone. Batty's like, I fucking ordered this fucking meds. It came from fucking Saudi Arabia. I don't know if it's going to kill me. What's going on? I don't know. If I die, blah. I was like, okay, salute. Yeah, if I do salute. And then I reply, so podcast at one question mark. I was dead already. Quiet. I'm like, did Batty mean to text us this?
It's like Cody right there. He didn't even remember the frog story. We live very busy lives. That last round of manmoses was a fucking mistake. I could already tell the direction of this podcast derailed so fucking fast. So quick. I love it. Oh, and then Batty wearing a cum shirt to the very nice Italia restaurant. It's true. This is our merch. It's weird because we didn't fucking notice it until like an hour ago.
I noticed you walking back from the bathroom and I saw cum in the corner of my eye. All of the families trying to enjoy their Sunday after church. It's just a fucking giant cum in Doomfuck. It's a giant billboard for cum. Just for Doomfuck. It's like, you know, most people don't know what Doom is, so they're just like, that guy has cum on his shirt. And this is a nice restaurant. That guy has cum. I'll have it written on it, but yeah. Yeah.
I was just like, "Oh god, we are fuckin'- we are deviants and this is what we do." We do not belong to Bernie. No, god no. We don't belong most places.
This house is what we deserve. We deserve this. It's basically hell from the temperature, so. I know. I thought about that earlier today. I'm like, man, have you ever realized that? You didn't turn on the fan? Oh, I didn't. You piece of shit. I was like, man, it's extra warm. I'm sitting here doing this. I was like, it is extra warm in this house right now. You know, it's been a while since I've had that fucking loud ass table next to me that I can't fucking stand. And then I realized, like,
I'm the loud-ass table, man. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You guys do a really good job when Raiden's around, though, because Raiden, you can...
Tell how loud we are based off their- He's our canary in the coal mine. Yeah. When Raiden hides under the table, we need to shut up. The canary in the sound mine. It was so funny at your house the other night. We were laughing a little bit too loud and Raiden, like the old man, he's like, banging on the wall. Stop! So we had like an actual get together at the house. I actually was late to my own house because I was getting booze.
And I was cooking. I was fucking doing everything. I took care of everyone. It was a very good host. Just the late one. Just the late host. I was a late host. I like walked down Savannah's like, text me when they're close. It's like done and done, babe. We all show up. Everyone shows up. No text from me. I was like, sorry, babe. Fucked up. But right. And we're all drinking after you got home. Yes. Yes. Clarification. Clarification. We're all laughing, having fun. And you hear.
Like all the time. And I'm like, oh, that's right. Ignore him. He just he's a very angry old man. That's my son. Ignore him. Yeah. Well, he walked out halfway through in his underwear. He's like, stop. You violated the law. The filthy prank like it's time to stop.
I'm like, sorry, but we'll keep it down. I'm telling my fucking 11-year-old son we'll keep it down. We'll keep it down. Like, I think these rolls are weird. What the fuck? He walks back in his room. That's how you know you've never grown up. I know. I'm like, ah, we're the fucked up ones. I get it. Makes sense. God damn it. Okay, Batty. Is it time? Can I talk about it?
Yes. I'm so excited to talk about this game because it is the stupidest fucking fun game I've ever played. And that's the UnSubscribe part! Thank you for watching! Batty, do you have anything to pimp as the guest? I'm gonna need you to leave. I'll see you myself, Evan.
We're going to burn that chair. It's so weird because we don't have a guest on the podcast. We don't have another chair. It just hard cuts and burns. It's all fire. It's a red dragon. The chair going down the hill on fire. I'm sorry. Oh, my God.
Jesus Christ a new game just came out on switch steam xbox play all the shit It's called cult of the lamb what okay hold on that's all you played it. It's pretty fun Okay, so cold to the lamb you're basically you're a little lamb like it looks like fucking kind of somewhere between Castle Crashers binding of Isaac expert mode when you're in Afghanistan
Same vibes. Okay. Same vibes. It's got like a real cartoony look to it, but it is... It's so cute. It's so cute. Until you start sacrificing all your followers. You basically are a lamb, which, you know, sacrifice your lamb. You're the lamb and you start a cult. And you run a cult. Reversing hell. Wait, what? It's fun, dude. It is... It's easy and it's addicting as hell. It's like, again, Animal Crossing...
Binding of Isaac's blood gore, whatever, as you sacrifice your little minions or they starve to death. You can you just you just run a cult. You go on little crusades as a lamb with like a little deity god sword and you just murder shit, collect their bones and like wood and stone. And then you go back and you build up your cult.
Yeah, you have like a colony and that's your home base but then you go on your little missions to bring stuff back and get more followers and... So like playing Civilization meets Waco meets Animal Crossing. No guns, but yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It's a Waco type situation. Very. And like you can choose like as you're leveling up you gotta choose like how your cult is run like they can eat you can make them eat grass and they're happy because you told them to.
Or you can make them eat shit. Literal shit. Yeah, poo. And some of them will come to you and be like, Cult leader, I have a deep, dark fantasy where I'd love to eat shit. Can you make this happen? And you're like, yeah, I'll make you a shit bowl. And then you just hand him a bowl of shit and he just eats it. And usually vomits and shits himself. But then he's like, thanks. It turns out poo is not sanitary. Yeah, no. And.
And you can upgrade, like, you can make your followers happy if you sacrifice people. Or if somebody dies, like, I have my cult right now all about sacrificing people because fuck it. When people become old, if they die of old age, everyone gets really mad. So when they become old, I... What's the game? Dude. Really?
So like any old person in my colony is like, it's your time. We walk to our little church. We light them on fire and we dance in a circle. And they're happy. And they're happy. So thrilled. Midsommar. Yeah. Yeah. I'd say this is like a wicker man. It's like Midsommar. Have you watched Midsommar?
No I don't think it's woke. It's just the directors fucked in his head. Yeah, cuz then like that studios a 24, right? Yes, the guy he's that's his second move. That's his second movie ever was midsommar's First one oh that was his first movie. Oh
I thought the witch was his first one. No, the witch is the third. The first one is Hereditary. God, Hereditary. Oh my God. I haven't seen that yet. Holy shit. Do you want to watch it together? Oh my God, we need to. I would, oh. Bro, I thought about that movie for like two weeks after, I couldn't sleep that night. I was thinking about that movie. That is his first movie and that's how he goes out the, he goes out the gate with Midsommar. Or I mean, Hereditary. Hereditary, yeah. And now I'm recently single and I'm like not going to fucking do that. No, wait. No, watch it with a female. Oh, I,
Oh yeah, there we go. There you go, that's easy. No, I'm just like, I'm like, I've like queued that up on my Amazon Prime and I'm like... Not gonna fucking do that. How not to get laid. Watch Hereditary. Yeah, I guess that wouldn't be the best one. Slasher feeling? Yeah. Hereditary, maybe not. That's true. Don't sleep. What is this one, Batty? Yours. Give me a purple one. No. Ooh, that was smooth. So Colt... Ooh, this one. I don't know.
Cult of the Lamb, fucking good game. I've been playing it too. John's obsessed with it. He's playing the shit out of it. It is unbelievably fun. And it's got like five difficulties or some shit. So you can play it on easy mode and just have fun murdering your little followers. Or you can make it super hard. Oh shit, the best part about it is if you stream it,
There's an integration on Twitch where when you stream the game and time you get a new follower You can roll it as one of the viewers in your chat. Oh, so you get chat interaction So you literally it'll put like a little twitch icon of their name above them and then you can murder them and it's your viewers Oh, so it's kind of like drops in Tarkov or whatever like say integration. Yeah, that's amazing You doesn't get anything except they get a design the little follower cuz there's little different designs for your cultists like they're a little cute little Woodland critters and shit. They're gonna be a purple deer and then you sacrifice the purple deer. Oh
Literally, bro, like as you're playing the game and you're fighting enemies, you'll come up against a bad boss and he's got his little followers and he's like "I need power" and his little followers start stabbing themselves in the stomach and they sacrifice themselves to the bad guy. It's like "Oh, okay." Like that actually happens. This is dope as fuck. Dude, this new Jonestown VR is wild. Dude.
And I'm only like, I'm not even halfway through the game. There's so much. It's so fun. I don't want to drink the Kool-Aid. Too bad. Bro, when you can have people who like, if your faith isn't good enough, your followers will start dissenting. You can lock them in jail and then your other little followers will walk around them and laugh at them and mock them for being locked up. So it's midsummer.
Maybe I haven't seen it. So, so midsummer, uh, spoiler alerts. It is with the old people. That's why you brought that up is the old people is like, okay, you reached that age. What did the old people do? What do you guess? The old people do. They eat them. No, they walk up to a fucking cliff edge, jump off and hope to hit this rock edge.
And this is the first ten minutes of the fucking movie, they're just like "Woo!" You remember how it starts though, too? Oh, fucking hard! Do I have to watch this? Don't tell me how it starts, but it starts pretty hard, too. So they just fucking "Woo!" and then yeet off to hope to hit this fucking rock.
The first two misses so they walk up with a giant fucking hammer a rock and they Yeah, yes, it's so good and it's like those movie break I love those individuals so actually on reddit there was a post about youtubers that are no longer around that and
There's channels that just died and be every like beautiful frames of filming one of my fit I'll kick it to you It's one of the best channels and all his views which crazy is like the least viewed is like four to five mil He just quit after three years ago That's like the salmonella Academy he quit after like two years and his videos are so fucking good because I've never seen salmonella it's like
Sounds like the condition. Yeah, but it's SAM Onella Academy and he does these like janky cartoons Have you ever watched him before never heard of it dude his his videos are so good But he just quit two years ago just fucking randomly quit and he was getting like 7 million views a video And that's what this is crazy that right it today was just like youtubers that what's your favorite old channel? That doesn't do anything anymore. It was the weirdest thing reading Freddie Wong. I was like I
That's my buddy. It was like three years ago was the last post and then nothing. Why did they stop? It was just Freddy. Is he doing like, I guess, real shit that he doesn't want to do? Yeah, that's what Freddy and then his podcast Dungeons and Caddies is doing really good. Blowing up. Absolutely. So they're like, eh, I'll just focus on this. But that was, it's like reading those channels and those old ones, like every frame of movies or something like that.
So fucking good. It's where you get a lot of knowledge. I got a lot of knowledge because how he breaks down film and everything directors, but you learn a lot from guys like that. It's kind of weird, like just because we all kind of do video media, whatever, but like just like listening to breakdowns of other people like, well, this is why this didn't work because they did this with the story instead of that or whatever. And this would have been better. And I'm like, oh, fuck, you're right.
Do I have to send you his videos cuz you when you watch how he breaks down everything you're gonna be like holy holy shit This dude is fucking talented. Sorry. We're all distracted by it Every time it's a fetch my cat plays fetch He'll chase it. I'll bring it back
That's all he does. I do this for hours with this cat. I'll just sit on my fucking bed and throw it down my hallway. He's like, You got a fetch kitty? Yeah. Even worse. That sounds like an urban dictionary. What's a fetch kitty? Yeah. If you don't, everyone's looking for it. Like, if you start, like, this is the problem. Comments right now. Engagement question. What the fuck should a fetch kitty be? Oh, no. You put that in your Tinder profile looking for a fetch kitty. I'm doing that right now. I'm looking for a fetch kitty.
Dude, cause, well seriously, unironically, that's a good fucking idea because they're gonna ask like, what the fuck is a fetch kitty? I'm going to Urban Dictionary right now. Fetch kitty. I don't know. It's gonna be a shirt next. A shirt. That sounds like a shirt right now. And sub liver punch. Are you lonely? No such thing as a fetch kitty. We gotta make it. No shit. Just like punch her in the liver. Well,
We don't. Nah. Punch. Nah. Them in the liver. I'm not a fan of that. Punch them. Nope. Punch um in the liver. Punch them. Punch them in the liver. Punch them in the liver. She might want to hit you. No, them. I'm not sure she does. We can combine the terms because we are talking about a cat. Like punch him in the pussy. Yeah. Punch him in the pussy. Punch him in the liver. I want to hit my cat. I love him. Pep, you're the best.
Pep that's his name sir pet, but it's from after a remit butler. Yeah, the venture table thing in the universe gotcha I was so confused for a side you know you know that I know my adventure time love when John was a little guy we would watch every single episode of Adventure Time I want to get a Lich tattoo. Oh, yeah, I went really fucking hard. I am it's really shit. It's Terry's crazy sad It's so sad does it adventure time. Oh my god
Oh my god. I can honestly say I've never watched that American anime before. Only two episodes, three episodes. It's like the first season's kind of like, eh. Yeah, like happy, fun time. And then they start getting into the lore of the characters and like what happened. Because they talk about the Mushroom Wars in it. And you don't realize it's a post-apocalyptic wasteland with mutants. Fuck yes. And it gets kind of fucked up in some parts.
These are my favorite stories. He wheezes when you don't throw his toy enough. Yeah, he just wheezed at me. That's what he can't meow. He just goes. That's really cool. It's too far. He can't meow? No, he goes. He doesn't meow. Why? Never. Why can't he meow? I don't know. He just meows like an idiot. He does. I didn't know if that was him or not. Your cat's autistic.
I literally heard that before as I was like coming up for breath from a laugh and I'm like did I just make that sound? That's Pat. He's okay. What a cute little kitty.
That cat, if Ryden's like, where's the block? I already know Ryden's thought process. I know Dumpy's probably sitting on his lap right now like, where are the chicken nuggets? Yeah, and Ryden. Give me your chicken. Were you? No, you weren't here? Oh, my God. Ryden was on the couch eating chicken nuggets, and my other cat, Dumpy, ran up to him and just started stealing his food. He's like, ooh. No, first, Ryden walked in here with the nuggets. The empty box. And I was like. Yeah.
Yeah, well, I mean, it's spot on because Ryan walked in here and I was like, why the fuck's Ryan in here showing me his fucking empty chicken nugget box? And he was like, I ate their chicken nuggets, daddy. And I was like, dope. And he like walked over here. I was like, just put it there. He's like, no, I ate their chicken nuggets. I was like, yeah, you ate them all. He's like, no, I ate eight chicken nuggets. I was like, where'd the other two go? The cat took them. Yeah.
I was like, wait, hold on, bro. And he's like standing right here like, why the fuck did Kat take my goddamn chicken nuggets, Dad? I was like, what happened? You ate eight chicken nuggets and the Kat took two? He's like, yeah, the orange Kat took them. I was like, you fed the Kat chicken nuggets? You're like, look, Dad's busy. Go handle it. Okay, Dad. He rolls out a knife. That's what we're talking about. My Kat bullied an autistic child.
That's so fucked up, man! And then what we thought, like, one of the cats had a nugget on his paw, cause- Yeah, Pat came in and he was over there shaking his paw cause his toy that he plays fetch with was stuck to his claw and it looked like a chicken nugget. But it looks like a- *laughing* It looks like he didn't just bully him. You'll never get this. You'll never get this. He didn't bully him once, so he had- He went back. He got one left. He went back and got another. I know Rhino was like,
Like, the cat juggernaut is just like, oh, what happened? And the dub's like, oh, that was easy. I can fuck this kid up. The kid's like, yeah, yeah. And just ran off with another naggy. You come back, like, three episodes from now, like, Raiden's holding her pocket. Yeah.
My cat bullies kids. Ryan just wants to like be happy and pet the cat and dummies and they're like fuck you. What the fuck you say to me? Fuck you. Are you looking at me? Fuck you. Your cat just made my son your prison bitch. Just hit your cat. I tried to throw it and I slapped him in the face. My bad. That's what we're gonna start the episode with Fluck. I just hit your cat. I slapped him in the face. Cody.
God taking your shit. I was just playing with you. This is great. I've never seen this. I love my cats. Hours. And he gets pissed off if you stop. Cody's vlogging in the middle of a god. I know. How often do you see Peppermint Butler playing fetch? That exact phrase? Never.
However, how often do you say peppermint butler playing fetch, good sir? This is why we don't have three manmoses before a guy. That's my fault. This is a good one. This is a good podcast. It felt good. It felt good. It was mostly good. There were some not good parts. Let's do this. Let's do video games. Let's bring the Burger King hat out. Let's see what gets banned versus what doesn't get banned. Let's talk about video games just a smidge. Cody, you stole a frog. Yeah.
Yeah, is that the- is that the- You kidnapped a frog. You kidnapped a frog. You know I like fighting way too much, Cody stole a frog, Brandon's got a crown on and I like games sometimes. It's uh, yeah. You like cults. Cults. Yeah. What do your people do to appease their god, Matty? Well, they pray to me first and then I sacrifice them. Okay, I just- That sounds like your Twitch stream, so like- Same thing. And then we're all shitty to our Twitch stream. They give me money and then I shit on them. Welcome to Friendship. Welcome to Friendship.
What is up, you sexy parasocial mother lovers? Oh my god, that ain't the fucking truth. Sacrifice for me. I am your god, Burger King. Yeah, I can't believe I had a hat on for that line. That definitely won't be used on the subreddit. Definitely not. By the way, Spooky, you beautiful son of a bitch, the...
Fucking Bill Kill Bill. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I didn't know his name. Holy shit. Of Batty with Cum Chucks. This man drew me straight up in Kill Bill beautiful art style on a card like a king. And I'm holding Cum Chucks.
That was honestly fantastic. It was really good. This is my legacy. Okay, here's the question. Come on, dude. You knew this was coming. I mean, this is the question at the end of the podcast, an hour and perfect time for engagement. Who is the ace, the jack, the spade, and the king in this group? That's racist, Eli. The jack, the queen, the king, and the ace. There we go.
Got the verbiage right. You're the queen, dude. You're the queen. I mean, Brandon's got to be the jack. You're probably the ace. I either want to be the A or the K, so you can kind of shittily spray paint one or the other after it. Like that, you're the king? Oh, there you go. Because if we have the spade, or we can just do kings. Stop calling me a spade. You're a fucking b****.
It's a so-not-a-goddamn card! Believe that one. I just feel like we can't, okay. Okay, the red card's over here. All I'm gonna say is, if we're all kings, Brandon's gotta be included, because three kings, okay, on the side of the red cards, what is three kings? It's a K. We can't do that. Oh, we can't be. Nope. That hat's all yours, buddy. Nope. Yeah. Nope. Nope.
Three kings and the Joker? Nope. Putting that in the video. Veto! Veto! Veto! You wouldn't get it. Thank you for watching the Subscribe Podcast. As always, we have Donut Operator, Eli Double Fab, and our beautiful baby boy, Brandon Barbera.
Fuck off. Jesus Christ. Oh, we didn't even announce. Batty, do an announcement for the Patreon on this one. We did it last episode. But let's do it one more time because it's actually going live. Don't worry about it. What we'll do is we'll do a new intro because we haven't done our intro in a minute. The one where we're like, hey guys, like, subscribe, go through things. We'll put a Patreon and merch in that so we can update. I hate it.
