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67 - TwitchConivitis

Publish Date: 2022/8/18
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Hi, everybody! Unsubscribe podcast here! It's me, Donut Operator, joined today by Batty Streams and Eli Doublebap. Damn it, we all said different things. No one got the right one on that one. I was like, this is going many directions. That was wonderful. Nailed it! Teamwork!

I'm drinking, so I'm going to talk today. He's back! But I'm here, so you're not. It's a give and take. It's a give and take. Yeah, I know. It's the worst. Hi, guys! Welcome! I wasn't here last time. I know. You had to fly out, and then chaos unfolded. And then I had a migraine for like a month. I know. Oh, no. Oh, yeah. I'm living again. Oh, no.

Alright guys, Batty's living again so you know we need to update the bread pool. He's buying. Fluck! Bleep out the D word, replace it with living. Living. Living. Like that though. That cut right there. Batty's living again. His migraines made him want to live. I'm living so hard right now guys. I'm on the verge of just forever living.

What are you buying, Batty? What? Carbonation, I'm so stoked. Fuck you all. I'm so stoked. Oh, Batty, I left you love on the last thing, me and Cody. We were like, let's leave it. I refused to watch that last episode. No, but we put in the comment section. We left a nice. Oh, did you? Yeah. I didn't. I've seen the shorts in the first, like the intro to it because I had actually like go through and update shit on it. But I refused to watch that episode.

Man baddie episode 66 never watched it. You can't put that on me. I wasn't even there We get our studio can we set up a green screen that looks like this for the first episode and then we just That's a fun idea I can't and it's not far from here nice

Nice. Are we getting it? Tomorrow I walk in to do a walkthrough. They like that we're paying half up. I was like, we'll just pay half rent if that helps. I was like, yeah, if it's secure. I know everyone else is stupid about rental right now. And they're like,

Oh. Yeah, I mean, okay, let's figure something out then guys. I'll go with you tomorrow. Okay, perfect. Yeah, yeah, I'll be around probably. Just us three together. It'll be wonderful. I'm fucking down for that. It's just finding the place. It was just like, stop asking about a studio. It's got air conditioning. It's actually got a job kind of cold right now. Okay, it feels nice. And it's a little chilly in this room right now. You know why it's been overcast. It's been raining all day. Yeah.

There's a nice layer of water right here. The fan right there really just... I know my balls can feel it. Just a nice... Oh, no, that's... That's because we don't wear pants on the podcast. That'd be hilarious when... We stand up naked. Yeah, there's just blurs. Oh, God, they don't. It's hot in here, guys. We told you. What's wrong with them?

No, we have like the twitch con you got a video game super excited. I know you're gonna I think you might like this I don't know maybe maybe but the twitch can't do we just go like Jump right into that boy there. I know that was the one like they ruined it. No, I didn't that is the most annoying It's two hours of your day. I don't give a fuck that doesn't bother me. You know what bothers me about this? No, it's okay. It's yours. It's gonna be same thing. It is

It's just the fucking, like, let people do people. And then it's one side they were literally bitching. It's like, then don't go. And then we're like, then our side happened. It was like, okay, we're just not going to go. And we all just, like, peace the fuck out. What had happened, buddy? What had happened? So, um... Ginger Vitis. TwitchCon was announced for San Diego late, middle, early October, some shit. And originally there was no real guidelines. They were like, hey, just show up, because...

They were following like the state's band-aid California's guidelines for gingivitis and no mass no proof of X Yeah, and then everybody on the old streamer Twitter through a fit about massive started petitions Yep, and twitch ended up folding and changing so you had to have a negative test a negative test or either negative death or a vax card or Or and you had to wear a mask during it. Yeah, I

And everyone rejoiced and oh boy, oh boy did shit ensue on the old Twitterverse. Twitterverse is so fantastic. And boy...

You know, I don't give a fuck. That shit doesn't bother me. I know it irks y'all. I don't give a fuck. But what bothers the fuck out of me? Oh my God. All the amount of creators that were like, oh, thank God. I wasn't going to go without math. How we, you know, Vax cars, all the, we're going to wear masks. We have to, how dare you not wear a mask? Like every one of these motherfuckers. I was just at a convention with an Austin RTX. I was just at a convention with every one of them.

Which by the way, our text was dead. We talked about it here. There wasn't, there was 300 fucking people on the floor. Maybe at the most, there was no groups, no crowds. Nobody was near you had to wear masks, whatever after parties we're talking the most packed shoulder to shoulder. I watch, I'm watching people take photos, smushing their faces together. The exact same, not a single motherfucker, not a single one of these creators.

Was wearing a mask. Was worried about vaccine. And this was open to the public, by the way. This wasn't like an exclusive industry after party. This was just downtown fucking Austin. And the hypocrisy. The fucking. Oh, my God. That shit. You want to talk about fucking anger? I was just like, I'm going to start calling out motherfuckers. Because I'm just watching every single one of these creators. How dare you not want to wear a mask at a convention? And then you're going to go suck face with random fucking idiots. Hey, bro. Dude.

Delicious bro, what is it called? I literally had to look up the phrase cuz I couldn't remember what the fuck it was called Ginger Vitis it is it's Virtue signaling Oh virtue signaling. Yeah, that is Twitter is the

It just it's insane that you can I don't even care wearing them like it's not that big a deal It's annoying as fuck and I'd rather go to a convention where you don't have to wear masks There's not those dudes following me around like mask mask Matt like doing that the whole time I just want to enjoy myself and be a fucking nerd it was the fact that twitch folded to like a couple people that probably aren't even gonna be there and

That was the lamest part to me. It's hard. Like, it's not hard in my, I'm like, the virtual singing is just out of this fucking world at this point. That's like social media in general is so bad. Like all of that's where I have my issue. I'm like, what the fuck's going on? Like right now you get a big freak out right now is because, uh, pray. Did you guys watch pray by the way? The new predator? I loved it. That's pretty cool. Dope as shit. Great movie.

No one's allowed to cosplay that girl because that's fucking offensive. And I was, my biggest thing is I would be a dude. That is one thing. There is Twitter and everything. It is. If you're not native American, you better not. And now there are, if you're not part of that tribe, the Comanche tribe, then you better not fucking do it either. And I was like,

Like if I have Mexicans dressed up as like Mexicans or white people dressed up as if you guys did that or random people, I was like, this is dope. And I was like, that's mad white people though. That's not even like, I know. And that's, that's the crazy thing. It's like white people are the worst people on the planet. The worst neck beards and people with purple hair. It's,

They're just like, I'm trying to think if my hair been purple ever. You're like, brr, brr. It's been blue. It's been green. I don't think it's been purple yet. Imagine being in a movie that people are like, they love Prey. Prey, I thought it was probably the second best Predator movie. And then, Up there. Absolutely. It's up there. You're an actress and you're like, dope. And then people don't want to cosplay you because they're afraid to get in trouble for cosplaying you. I'd be pissed as shit. I'd be like,

Like please cosplay me. That's cool. I'll be so excited about that It's like you know, this is dope and then people are doing that as a representation like yo fucking love the movie fucking dope Think predators get pissed predators don't get pissed That new predator though, we can't really think but that bone mask is

uh it was dope it was like combined with their technology yeah it was new predator movie it's called prey go watch it it's on hulu for free right now it's good it slaps is that an actual hulu movie was that ever in theaters no it's never straight to hulu ggs that was

Crazy. That was a very surprising original. Everyone went in with low expectation because they thought it was going to be a woke movie. I thought it was. Yeah. I thought the pilgrims were going to be breaking bread at the table and then Predator was going to come in and be like, colonizers! And just like kill them all. But no, it was pretty cool. They killed the French who are, you know, surrender monkeys anyway, so no one cares. Dude, they were. And man, it is brutal. Like, it is an R movie. And it goes hard. Some motherfuckers died.

And it follows the old Predator line. It's not like, oh, like random story or like all the crazy shit. Alien versus Predator insanity. Super Predator trying to get an autistic kid to evolutionize. My kid can't even stop a cat from making chicken nuggets. He's not the next line of Predator. Can affirm you that. I've seen the accountant and that dude was pretty close to being a Predator. Yeah.

Yeah, Bitty Affleck. Your son did say he wanted to kill us all one time. I mean, like, the seed has been planted. He wants to murder us. It begins. That would be the one. Ryan would just walk in and be like, it has begun.

It's way too many firearms in this house. Like, yeah, it's a loud sound. He'll drop it after the first shot. One of his mic. He's like, oh, that's wild. Cut to the pet duel. But I mean, like as a movie, fantastic cosplay, that shit. I was like, that is a dumb as shit.

Period and that's that new I guess age of I don't have fucking Twitter and reddit. That's what Twitter and reddit is that's yeah I mean, I've ever gone for our subreddit as bad as it used to like is it worse now then oh, yeah It's just as bad as the cesspool. Yeah, you are subreddit our subreddit is the worst and best Thank you guys so much

In our group chat, we're just constantly sending each other the art. If you guys do fucking cool art, though, and you post it on the subreddit, we see it. We love you guys. Some of it we hate.

One of the mods is a former Leo or he has a Leo an active Leo that runs everything. I didn't talk to a couple of them. Yeah, and you're like, holy shit, like everyone's just baller. Like everyone's a badass. The offender's art kills me. Oh my God. Black Friday, man. I can't wait. I don't think Patty knows that one yet. I haven't seen that one. We haven't talked to Patty about Black Friday. I don't want to know. I know. We'll go. We'll tell you afterwards because it's going to be cream of the crop.

I'm uncomfortable. But yeah, long story short, fucking Twitter virtue signaling is stupid and the hypocrisy of people is astounding. Virtue signaling in general is just like...

The worst thing you can do. Hey, give me attention for this thing that is popular right now, whether it's good or bad. Give me attention. I'll be hateful about it no matter how you approach this. And then when it comes time for me to do the thing that I'm purchasing, I'm going to just drink and pretend I didn't ever say that. Fuck you. I've never done that before. Goddamn, man. Want to go to the after party and bang each other? On the public floor with everybody watching? Yeah. Get in the...

Oh god. Monkeypox? Dude, like, even worse, it was like people who run the conventions. Like, them screaming out how important it is to be safe and all that shit. And then the people who run the convention, like the people who created it, literally fucking doing the same exact shit. Oh, and random question. This is a good one. Batty, do you think the...

If you were partnered, you should have had to pay for a ticket. Yeah. It's cheaper, though. It's just it's a lot cheaper. It is. But they haven't done free passes since like 2016 or 2015. It's been a long time. That was the one I was like, I'd understand that. There's also over 30,000 partners now. That is the difference. Like, there's a lot. There used to be a lot less partners. It used to be way less. Way, way less. I was like, oh, then we could kind of.

Makes sense. I can see if there wasn't so many partners or if there was like a tiered system for partners. The top like 10, 20. They've talked about that before, whether there might be a change in the partner program where there is you have affiliates, partners and something more or affiliates, something in the middle and then partners because...

The gap between being like a Twitch affiliate and being a Twitch partner is fucking huge. Massive. Like anybody can fucking be an affiliate if you just stream five days for a week in one month. Like have your family member, your dad. Open your stream on your phone and then text one person, you know, and be like, hey, just open this tab and then mute it. Don't even watch my stream. It doesn't fucking matter. And you can be an affiliate. And then the jump to be a partner, which is supposed to be 75 concurrent viewers, which technically is...

usually 100 plus yeah like for me it was 160 150 by the time i got it and solid 130 or 140 exactly yeah i had to apply like six times yeah i got on my six try 2017 18 i had to apply so many fucking times and yeah and back in that time and before i was a partner it was used to have to have 500 yeah yep

That's insane. That's like my boy Deadly Slob. He's huge on Twitch. Awesome Tarkov DayZ survival guy. Those Tarkov videos are good. They're so good. And when he applied, talking about his numbers, that dude, it's insane the difference between old Twitch and what Twitch is now. But there's also...

millions and millions and millions of broadcasters versus he's all hundreds of thousands fuck ton of broadcasters now yeah everybody going home the gingivitis just caused twitch to explode in such a way like how so like they need to i'm sure they're still trying to figure out how to accommodate the amount of growth the amount of video

No, you guys can continue talking. I just wanted to read one thing that's going to make you guys laugh. Oh, no. Pep just walked by with a chicken nugget. Did he really? Pep!

They're both stealing from him now. One just walked by with a milkshake. And my son's tabloid. My cats are bullying Eli's son. Oh, no. I'm like, fuck this kid. I'm like, no. But, yeah, that's... I got a lot of hate. I did call Twitch a bunch of pussies. He did. Okay, that happened. Because I think they're being a bunch of pussies. But I'm not speaking for Batty. Okay?

I am. I'll speak for myself. Yeah. But, um, nah, that the, uh, the phase clan is throwing something and they, they, they hit it at the right time within like 20 minutes of the announcement. They were like, we're throwing our own shit. We already spent $300,000 on it. Nick Merck's put that up and I was like, all right, cool. Fucking hard. You know, we got plane tickets. Let's just fucking go to his event. That's what I was like. Oh yeah. We can just make the best of that. And then it's still a weekend trip where all the fucking people are together. All the group will be there hanging out, having fun. Yeah. We might do a podcast out there, which we won't. No, we won't.

We say we will. We will. Yeah, we're going to. We'll just get IVs. We're going to. IRS. A lot more of you now watching. Our viewership is about to double. That's how we see that jump. We're like, uh-oh.

Hope you have level 4 plates. My favorite TikTok video ever. Do you see it? It's like the... Is that illegal? Yo, is that a pistol or a rifle? And he's like, you got level 4 plates? Never mind! Let's go back.

Oh my god, what a wonderful. Dude, the internet's on fire. Dude, that fucking ATF agent that was walking up to the one dude who called the cops on the ATF agent because the guy was like, hey, I need to see your guns. He was like, okay. He just walked back inside. He had a sidearm. He was like, hey, there's a dude outside wanting to see my guns and he has a gun.

He's trying to get in my house. I'll show up and be like, get the fuck out of the garage. And he's like, I'm an agent. I will not. And they just start fighting and they start tasing him. I need my medicine. Like, it switches. My wife's pregnant. It's like, bitch, what are you talking about? Your wife's pregnant?

I have a condition, you're an ATF agent bro. - I was crazy. - Why was he just like, I am an ATF agent. Like it would've been that simple. I was like, check his credentials. - Dude, I just liked the escalation. Everyone was like, ugh. They all just started screeching at each other. It's like, good job boys, you did it. Solved another one. Meanwhile, somebody's inside burying their guns. I know, that guy's like, and. I'm gonna throw these out the window real quick.

I'm gonna go put these in the ATF agent's car. He's been stealing guns. Take these braces off real quick. I remember they were searching the guy's car. Yeah, he's got plates and guns in his car. I'm like, oh, you're in trouble. It was so good. I was like, holy shit. Just a quick, you know there's one other unsubscribe podcast. It's just a shout out to this other podcast. Yeah, I knew it. We talked about this way back when they started. They had like four viewers. Well, welcome to unsubscribe. A new podcast episode.

New podcast that is honest raw relatable with an aim to empower people to unsubscribe from negativity and resubscribe to patterns of behavior There's the way a new ice ours. Yeah, it's pretty much I Was like what is this let me see the logo for him is it I want to see if it's the the original one that I saw way back What it's two girls? Oh, no, that is that is a different one. There's another one. Yeah, there was I know there was another one, huh?

Yeah, that's not us. No, 100%. 100%. We should invite them all and talk about cum. I don't know. Oh, man. Unsubscribe. Let's see here. I want to see if the other one still exists. Yeah, you see that. Oh, there's another one. Oh, my. There's like, look at, there's another, that's another new one. That one's new. This is the original one.

I wonder if it's a vendetta. We're just giving these podcasts love. They're going to be like, what the heck's going on? Why are we getting three? Why are we in reviews? Wait, what's the other one about? I don't know. I'm trying to find like info on stuff. It just says society and culture experience unsubscribed in a new audio format.

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Okay, we'll leave those people. Please leave them alone. Don't bully those people. Maybe a little bullying. Jesus, man. God damn it, Danny. Daddy's just like, wear your mask and fuck Jesus. I wonder if they accidentally get our guests going. They're like, man, everyone talks about this unsubscribed podcast. I just saw another one. Is there another one? How many unsubscribes are there? There's

Look at these guys. They're just rimming off the office. Oh, wow. Yeah. Oh, they haven't posted since 2018. Their last episode was called Mrs. Chompers. Oh, Jesus. Could be us. We got to name something Mrs. Chompers now. We do. We just start stealing their content. Dude, let's just start taking the episode titles from other unsubscribers. We shall absorb them all. They will be ours. I can't wait for episode. We drop another. Got the episode title Mrs. Chompers.

No, I crooks will be the next episode. This is just named after people. Oh, yeah We don't like those people Joey Chalmers is a real fucking person

How does that makes me think of salad fingers or so I was gonna say salad fingers or such come but do you but come but down I hate it. Yes, these things on I don't it's tick tock or Instagram about that the glove that does like it's like a glove you wear and it's Elongated fingers. Oh, yeah Yeah, the joint fingers they make extra long just terrifying I hate it, but could you get a hand job with one wondering I

I feel like it's either metal or 3D printed and I don't think that'd be comfortable. Oh, that sounds absolutely terrible. Is he playing with a chicken nugget? He gets a chicken nugget stuck to his balls. It's on his clothes and he's like "Fucking chicken nugget!" "I don't want it!" "Pep, what are you doing bro?" "Don't be gaming this." "Hey, uh, Pep, hold this and go in the other room."

you guys really is cool yeah i'll be hilarious dumpy's framing for stealing nuggets it wasn't me bad jesus don't be your fatty she's a thick little thick she's a dump dump we were comparing cheese and dumpy last night because cheese is funny jt sent me a text he's like why is cheese uh shaped like grimace like at mcdonald's it's like

Okay, for a giant pair. Yeah, I was like I just took a photo of my cat like that Also thick as hell we got some thick pussy Oh man, you guys like video games. Oh, yeah, I want to talk about the video game that came out actually get this super crazy I didn't expect it didn't know it was just kind of a random thing called Digimon world survive Wait, is that what the Pokemon mix? No, never mind Digimon

Did you just ask me if that's what Pokemon, what I said Digimon? No, there was a Digimon and Pokemon people are starting to, they said if those two games mix it would be perfect because it's an open world. No. That one's not open world. I think I'd die. The creator of Digimon? Yu-Gi-Oh. Oh, Yu-Gi-Oh. Oh, Yu-Gi-Oh. So Digimon Survive, I was just like, man, I was talking about Digimon World, like the old school PlayStation games.

And I was like, fuck, these games were amazing. There hasn't been one like it since. And then, no joke, it was like, oh yeah, tomorrow, the new Digimon World, the first Digimon World game in fucking eight years or whatever comes out. And it's called Digimon World Survive. And I'm only a little bit into it now. I'm a couple hours into it. But it's like a, like straight up, half the intro to the game is just anime. Like they literally just put anime into the game. Oh, shit. Okay. Oh, I remember Digimon now.

Yeah. DJ Mon, Digital Monsters. Yeah. But it's kind of like a graphic novel style game mixed with like Final Fantasy Tactics. I love Final Fantasy Tactics. Wait, is it Tactics? I put 2,000 hours into Final Fantasy Tactics. Final Fantasy Tactics is for the Game Boy Advance. It's literally Final Fantasy Tactics with Digimon. Triangle Strategy. Have you heard of it?

What are you doing with your hands right now? My son. I've been way, hanging out way too much. I'm adopting his personality. Your ice kicks are showing up. Did you show Betty the new shirt? Yeah, no, no, no. Oh my god. It's the god hands touching. I know, I know. It's beautiful, I love it. Such a good job on that. No shot bunker makes it.

If it all goes for charity. Can we do that? Yeah. Let's do it. Yeah, that's what it's for. Oh, I thought charity was a piece of shit. No, no, we're not profiting off of that one. That is also what I am.

I wanted to prop it up, but Eli was like, let's give it to charity. I was like, all of it goes to charity. Sorry Cody, I gotta vote with Eli. Fuck! Twitch is still pussy! Fuck Twitch! Fuck Twitch! Bitches! Fuck you pussies here! Not capitalizing on autism, that's capitalism! You know how much money we can be rolling in with that shirt? It's true. Always sell the shit.

Man, why am I sweating? Am I here? Just bleep that part. No one ever has to know that was said. When I'm running for Congress in 20 years, no one needs to know that. You think there's going to be a Congress in 20 years? None of us can do that. Hope they have level 4 plates.

It's the whole intro to the game is like pseudo horror themed on top of everything so It's spooky this IGN is like it's a six but steams like it's a nine out of ten and then people are loving the game are absolutely loving it. Oh

It's been sold out everywhere because nobody can get digital copies of it. Nobody expected it to blow up, and all of a sudden it's like... Wait, you can't get digital copies? Sorry, physical copies. But there's numbers. They ran out of digital numbers? We're running out of internet? Yes.

Yeah, exactly. Fucking NFT bullshit. This is weird because IGN apparently they didn't pay IGN because they didn't like it. Pocket tactics, Metacritic. They were like, yo, dope. Steam's like, yo, dope. Yep.

Yeah, it's good. I'm telling you, you're going to watch a 10-minute anime with the intro. It's not like you're clicking through a cutscene. It's literally just anime that leads you into the game. And then throughout the rest of the game, so far, the intro at least, it's just like you're playing like a graphic novel with Final Fantasy Tactics dropped into it.

Dude, I have like over a hundred different digimon in the game not a ton But there's only like eight of like the starter ones or ten of the starter ones which are what the ones everybody recognizes because they did you've all of into higher forms all that crazy shit but so them them because I know in Final Fantasy tactics one of my favorite things about is if you train a certain skill or a weapon long enough you become a different class and

and you could make some train your dude oh the way so the game has morality in it as well there's like a morality scale so there's like i don't remember the three but it's like uh

There's three things like fury calm and like smarts or what the fuck ever and the more you make choices based on those decisions the more it affects your Digimon as well which all have stats straight up like Final Fantasy tactics like special attack attack defense special defense speed and they'll grow in different rates and depending on those stats they will did you often did different things.

So you know like you have like tanks or like straight up some Pokemon are better at utility better I'm did you mind fuck? Yeah, right now. I'm doing the Pokemon thing Like just they're better at other things and even more so the way you acquire new Digimon is when you're fighting them you if you get them low enough you can choose to talk to them because did you want can talk and

And then you have to go through like a skill quiz based on the Digimon's personality to try to get it to befriend you and it'll join your team. It's just how we became friends. We beat the fuck out of each other. Do you like alcohol? I really like it. We're just laying there bloody and dead. Friendships has formed. Our mangled corpses fly out.

And we touched tips, and now we have a podcast. And now we have a podcast. Our bodies float up. All our pee-pees touch. If you as a grown man sang pee-pee, it's the weirdest fucking thing on this planet. It's way weirder in the bedroom. Oh, God.

That's like pud. Grab that fucking pud, baby. How's my fat pud? How's my fat pud? Pud is my new word. I heard pud in like 14 years. Exactly. That's throbbing pud. An Adam Sandler CD. I'm not going to take credit for this joke called Stan and Judy's Kid from back in 2004.

He's got a whole he's got three different skits on there where he's like yeah, baby touch my pudd Could you stop could you stop calling it that no suck that pudd Please just don't listen that when I was John 13 balls is your balls like putty. I don't know it's your Yeah, I thought maybe pussy was pudd I haven't heard the word pudd in a while That's usually what it was called back in like Adam Sandler time. Yeah, I

I didn't hear it until that CD. That CD is so fucking good, man. He used to make comedy CDs. Everybody used to make comedy CDs, man. The fucking GOAT.

It's the goat you passed it. No, my owner's gonna beat the shit out of me man. I heard the come on really Yeah, you do funny voices and this shit like people just listen to those cuz we didn't have streaming services back then it was weird Holy, I know a lot of our comedy CDs dude just like different musicians would be like Bo Burnham back in the like forever ago and

Just listen to him literally on the drive to Dallas. Have you heard from the eyes of God? He does. Or from the perspective of God. Have you heard that one by Bo Burnham? I have to look that one up. He starts it off and he's like, I'm not trying to sound conceited or anything. This song is called From the Perspective of God. It changes his persona. It's so good, dude. That's one of my favorite songs. Or one of my favorite things that he's done. One of my favorite media acts. I love that stuff. Oh, um...

Triangle Strategy. It's on the Nintendo Switch. It's about a 30 hour playthrough max. Pretty short. The game's called Triangle Strategy? It's a Final Fantasy Tactics. It's

It is Final Fantasy? No, it's exactly like it. So it's the same fighting process. Other than, I will say, they did not explain one thing in the fucking game, which was how to level up other than during the battles. Tactics, you remember you beat the shit out of your own teammates to level up. You'd surround a guy to steal something. Everyone remembers that. Yeah, you'd steal different things. You could learn different stuff. I'm still from bosses in fantasy. You'd steal abilities and shit, right? That good materia. Yeah.

yeah so and that's how you got the good shit is bosses you would surround the boss and just steal like fuck yeah sleep steal steal steal steal steal and strategy is the same basis of you can't hit each other though so i was like how the fuck do you level up because i started going further in the game i was like it's like you should be level 12 i'm like my gosh we're level seven there's

This is not good right now. And I just began like punch. I'd win the battle. All my guys are almost dead. I'd be like, what the fuck? And then it's like, oh, just go to battle encampment and do all the little, there's just, you just get to do your own battles that are training. Yeah. And you just go through the training camps and you build up your characters and then you can progress in the game. I was like, did you must have has a training thing? That's where, that's the, how you, when it's not boss fights, when you're actually trying to,

Recruit new did you want to your team you just train with because you're training it's random shit, and it's so much fun I love final fantasy tax is one of my favorite ones so finding that one and then it's like 30 bucks And it's fucking good read the reviews everyone's like yeah If you like tactics this game looks amazing the story is really fucking good Haven't beat it yet right at the end. I haven't played through a game in a long time. What's that? This is actually good

Have you guys heard of Disgaea? I think it's called Disgaea. Disgaea. Yes, yeah. I know what you're... It's on Steam. There's two of them. It's Final Fantasy Tactics, but ridiculous. It's hard. There's a bunch of anime titties in it. Yeah. I love anime titties. Disgaea. It's D-Y. I forget how to... I know exactly what... I think it's called Disgaea or something like that. I own the first two. Hey, guys in the comments, can you correct how we're saying it wrong? Thanks.

Disgay. I know you're going to anyways. I'm just going to ask you to. The D is silent. It's Gaia. Can I show you the trailer real quick? Please do. I would love to.

It was one of those whole. By the way, Switch, Xbox, PlayStation, and Steam. What should I get it on, though? I got it on Switch so I can play in bed, but I also have it on Steam in case I want to do a playthrough on Twitch. Ooh, nice. It's actually, like, it's fun. Did you get the fucking, uh, the Twitch remotes? Do you have the, um. The Steam Deck? No, or sorry, the Switch remotes that are the bigger ones. Oh, no, I just have a regular Switch.

okay okay okay this guy uh the west old thing but it's like explains just how it's just a ridiculous i haven't played it yet but i've been wanting to play it based off of this right here did it just is this newber it's six years old the first one is okay okay this guy is yeah apparently it's ridiculous okay i'm gonna add that to my list of things i need to try out the hori controls for the switch

The most comfortable fucking controls. It turns your Switch into, you know, usually you have the stupid Joy-Con shit. Yeah. Gets rid of that shit. Oh, I just got my Steam Deck. Oh, I seen that. Yeah, I got one. I ordered it a year and a half ago. $40. 38 bucks, I think. These guys? Yes. Bro. Game changer. Like, I need to get some. And they make Pokemon ones too, Batty. I don't care. Digimon. Digimon? No, I care. Digipokes. Streamed? How is the Steam Deck?

I gave it to John. Oh, so it's broken. It probably is. He sold it. Yeah. For fucking Roblox. He's still buying. He still has an addiction. He's hiding from you. No, I mean, it's just a PC on a little guy. I'm getting the Pokemon ones. But you can play a lot of cool stuff on it. Oh, you're getting the digi Pokemon? Absolutely. The black and gold Pikachu ones. Yeah, it's really good. They did a real. I have the Mega Man one, which looks dope as shit. It's like 8-bit Mega Man.

And game changer though, those make it like, I feel like I'm actually using a controller, not that stupid fucking controls on the switch. I'm like, Oh, this is nice. My thumbs. Yeah. Yeah. Like bring them in. Absolutely. That's why the best purchase I've done.

Best purchase I've fucking done. I seen that. My brother got the Mega Man ones. He was like, have you tried these? I was like, Hori. Hori is who I use for all their fight sticks. They make real high quality shit. So I was like, how much? I was like, 40 bucks. Bye. Got them. I was like, oh, Che, thank you for recommending me these things. I'm actually comfortable playing fucking all my games now. Hell yeah, brother. What do you still play on Switch? Triangle strategies. I'm very, very, very slowly going through...

The new Zelda. There's a new Zelda? Well, not new. The newer one? Breath of the Wild? Yeah, Breath of the Wild. Very slow. It's only 23 years old now, but...

We're 80 years old. I'm like, I'm going through Elden Rings, that new game. Decker Cain made an appearance. How is the new Steam Deck? Goddamn. Well, it's in your brain now, so... What are games going to be like when we're 80? We're not going to make it to 80, but what are games going to be like? What's it going to be like for our kids when they're 80? It's going to be in your brain. My kid's not going to hit 80 yet. Yeah.

Everyone's just short changing.

uh yeah that duel it's it's gonna it's gonna be streaming our brains or something i don't know oh hands down vr because i still think vr is the future like it is still a reality shift when you go into it the first time you're like holy i just want an mo in vr there's one out right now i can't remember what it's called it sucks that's what sucks you have you're waiting for that first like ever quest that first ultimate yeah that first mmo in uh vr where everyone's like

Remember the name of there's only one happen. Oh, yeah The last cities or 60s or some shit when that finally which is fine cuz we can't move anyways at that I wouldn't I mean right now I wouldn't want to wear that fucking sweaty thing for you know, well I've worn mine like straight up eight-hour gaming session. No issues. Really? You don't get off and it's like you're kind of fucky Nope, I have the the index. I think it's the same when you have yeah, I I

Fucking love that I am unbelievably impressed with how comfortable it is even more so like that the hand controls because the the yes, it's Motion motion tracks your fingers so you don't need to be death gripping the things the entire time you don't need to hold them it straps onto the palms of your hands and your fingers as You just move them really because it has a sensor that goes over them. It tracks that shit. Oh

I played it for like three days and didn't realize that it does that. There's like, if you don't have one of those, the valve index from steam, it's got a loop that goes over your fingers and it tracks you doing it. It's fucking trash. You're wiggling your fingers. So like you can literally just flip people off. You don't need to hold or pressure anything. It's just strap that goes across your palm. So you're not holding a controller, but so when you're in game and you want to pick up something, you can,

Just it's pretty neat. It's very cool. I I've been looking at getting back into VR a little bit excited right and something new I want I'm fucking it's cool, man. I just VR super cool. It's a new it's that new generation where we're actually like yo, this is like My 360, you know going like an original Xbox or 360 or going from a Nintendo 6 or from a Nintendo to Nintendo 64 when you see that that literal jump the first time I played oblivion or Morrowind and I was like, oh

It's a religious experience. I always say it's a religious experience. I'm like, that is a religious experience. Ryan, Ryan, and I have one on the way and index because Ryden's was one of his ass when he got here. He's like, could I get BR? Wait, he's never coming out. Disassembly.

Disassembly VR. Yeah, disassembly VR. He's like, I want to take apart things. And I was like, what is it? You take apart everything in the game. You can go to different rooms and just disassemble stuff. And that's Raiden's heaven. He's like, I'm not disassembling. I hope not. Well, that's Mortuary Assistant. That's an actual thing. It's called Mortuary Assistant. Get Raiden Mortuary Assistant. I'm like, what you playing, buddy? I put it on. I'm like, there's just gore everywhere. I'm like...

Very fun, dad. You're going to take it off and he's going to get there with a knife like, I just assemble you now, daddy. It's like Bane. No. Never let that become a thing he enjoys. He's not allowed to enjoy the gym. I'm stronger than you now. Why are you so tall?

He's gonna pass me in height. I'm terrified. Yeah, he is. Yeah, he's already almost there. I was like, holy shit, you little fucker. You are getting way too big. Oh, man. Mom decided he can get up to six foot eight, which would be terrifying. I just hope he's like 300 pounds. Like, just saw him. I'm like, so, Dardy, I want to play. I'm like, that's great, bro. What? There's lions? We...

Batty the lion's dead. By your hand, son? Then he's going to be like, I ate my 97 chicken nuggets. I don't want to leave Toby out there with him. She stole a nuggy. I'm going to go out there and he's going to be gnawing and sucking out his spinal fluid. I ate my 90 chicken nuggets, but then I ate the orange one. And the one large chicken nugget, it was moving. Toby! It meowed.

Never having kids. God, man. So Digimon Survive, great game. Recommend it. Try it out. It's on Steam. Steam, Switch, Xbox, PlayStation. Everyone's going to be like, you guys are just talking about video games for once? Yeah, we need to bring it back down. I want another yellow episode. Ugh. Ugh.

Well, do you guys know our episodes are going yellow now? The fact that we're getting age-restricted podcasts is impressive. Yeah, we got an age-restricted couple of them. Five of them. What's that mean for the algorithm? It's like five out of ten.

Is it a roll the dice? Should we block this part out? No, it shouldn't. No, no, no. It's fine. It's just like with getting age-restricted like that, the algorithm should be mad at us, but it's like...

I think it's a decent podcast and people actually like listening to it. We're fighting the algorithm right now. Guys, make sure to comment, like, subscribe, share with your friends. Send our podcast to your grandma. I think she'll enjoy it. Well, that's another good thing that we're doing too is like the questions every episode. So our engagement is being driven up by that.

And so we're literally in a fistfight with the algorithm right now. We're fucking winning because we've had a five age restricted podcast. And I think it's five out of our last 11, four out of our last 10. It was four out of, wait. Four out of 10. Four out of 10. Four out of 10 have been age restricted, but five out of 11 because one more, there was another one. But we found out what we think is the key, but we don't know. Maybe. Maybe the pet duel. Yeah.

The last three that we have been a restricted we've talked about. Oh, yeah. Yeah Ryan Reynolds Ryan Reynolds by all means

What's uh was this movie the MMO movie free guy? Free guy free guy. Yeah, it's a one-year anniversary two days ago. I loved that movie I thought it was stupid and funny. It was exactly stupid and funny I love how they had the licensing for a bunch of the shit in there, too So they were able to bring in actual video game stuff. They brought in like actually streamers. Oh

Content creators were in that yeah, there was streamers twitch people the biggest twitch people were saying ninja in this shit I think I don't say miss Kif but like I think pokey main was in it like some of the actual top ninja might I forgot I gotta go back and watch it some of the actual top twitch streamers were like on billboards and shit talking about and then like Reviews for it and shit. Yeah, it was it was

It was dumb in parts, obviously, but it was a funny movie. It was kind of reminded me of like the old stupid humor. And I enjoy that. I miss I'm an idiot. It's when we grew up here, Betty. You missed out on the last. Who did the ad read last time? I said, oh, dude. Okay. Yeah. We had Nick or we just. Did you even see how we closed the last episode? Shut up. Hey.

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Upgrade your beard game. Don't mix them. Upgrade your beard game? You sounded like a 90s video game commercial. Upgrade your beard game. Why can't you mix them? EA Force, it's in the game. I'm joking, that was an actual joke. Don't you can't mix them? Should we mix them? It explodes, I'm like, I didn't know that happened. Why do they do this? Batty's like gurgling. Why do they make a dragon? Look at the window, baby, I'm sorry. Raiden's freaking out in the next room with dragon Batty.

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Yeah, Black Hawk down. Not saving Private Ryan. Oh, man. Fucking anime. I've told him. I haven't got to tell you yet. Spy X family. You've told us about this. Oh, damn it. Clean was texting me about it the other day. You're not the only person who's told me about this. I got to go watch it now. Is it on Crunchyroll? Yeah.

I've been telling everyone's like hands down go watch that fucking app like I hear great things absolutely great thing What is it by X family? I don't make just really because it's not hunter x hunter. It's hunter hunter. I know I don't spy family I've been lied to this whole time. Well. It's called hunter x hunter, but you don't call it hunter x hunter You call hunter hunter. I'm never gonna check I don't know You're honest spy family's only 12 episodes right now I

And it's... Is it... It's just Cowboy Bebop. Like, 20 minutes? 24 minutes. Okay, okay, okay. It's the Bebop feel, like, you laugh every fucking episode, and just how they set up the entire story arc so far. Mm-hmm. Like...

It's the sweetest show you'll ever watch, too. You're like, as a fan, like, you have a kid. As a family man, Cody. You're going to like it way more. I don't like my kid. Never mind. You're going to fucking hate this show. You actually laugh more when you think of it that way because how the dad is. Like, it's fucking good. It's just a good-ass anime. It's like the music, the comedy beats, the action, the animation style. Everything's just like, yo, I rate it higher than probably D.

Demon Slayer. I don't believe you. And that's a hard one for me. I don't believe you. There's no way the art style looks better. Not the art style. The entire package. It's really fucking good. Like the entire PUD. The entire PUD. The entire PP. Can we call this episode PUD? P-U-D-D. It'll be huge in the search algorithm. What happens if you search for PUD? P-U-D-D.

We just search for but it can't be as bad as searching for naked yoga. Oh, yeah Top results for pud what is putt with two D's or one? Oh, we shouldn't do that Oh Probably not a political thing the party for unity democracy and development. I don't know what they are But yeah, what so when dictionary hold on? Oh, yeah, it's gonna be a penis a somewhat porty portly tabby cat

Who does not enjoy co- Wait, a pud? It's a cat. Oh, pud, another word for pussy. See, I was, okay. Can't read that example though. Oh girl, spray that pud. So much worse. When something's extremely tender. That's a pud? Girl, I came. I'm very puddy right now. Oh, I'm just going to stop reading that one. Nope. Nope.

Oh no! What is it? I'm not gonna read that one out loud! What the fuck? Look at the- Pud-f. I think they had to add the example. Did you read the example? Yeah.

oh god damn oh can i ask a question for chat this time yes yeah yep for chat i do it's their chat now go to go to urban dictionary and search dirty and then your name and let us know i can't do that what happens nope dirty bad yeah the dirty donut oh what's the dirty donut it's when uh to get out of a speeding ticket you lick a cop's asshole yeah

This real was it named after you and every time I get some speed ticket Spread cheeks and be like you wanted today you want to pay $100 Give him the option You start updating the urban dictionary There's no such thing as a dirty baddie. Well, there's a dirty Kyle though Monster and drywall I want a refund. All right. All right the dirty

Is it bad? You put your phone down. That's a good example. Wait, we got it. Wait, okay, go for yours. Okay, okay, okay, okay, real quick. Yep, this is... After blowing a load into a condom, you take it off. You take off the condom and you slap the girl in the face with it. The Dirty Kyle. What a gentleman would do. Would do that anyways. Yeah. Call it Tuesday. Condoms, am I right? Oh, no. It's just a weapon belt.

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We have a Patreon coming up soon. Yeah, we're gonna be launching the patreon soon like

What are we doing for this episode? Going forward, we're going to end the podcast and we're going to record another like half an hour or so, maybe 20 minutes, maybe 15 if we're too drunk. But there'll be a good solid 15. And that extra content is going to end up on our Patreon. So then you get extra dumpster. Yeah, we should plan that out for like Fridays or something. Saturday nights, maybe go somewhere and do the thing we're talking about going to some of our favorite restaurants and.

Asking them to... Because then we can just bring friends in or waitresses and waiters and just fucking... Poor Fluck. I know. Just think of the...

But it's only 30 bills he's gonna yeah, but that's a rock that's us 30 minutes. That's a Do like two camera angles Your camera was facing the wrong way Sorry guys

Fuck, and I'm going to end the video, and that's going to be the end of the vlog. Just make it work. I'm sorry for lying. He's going to just fucking put our intro screen of us three on the screen. It'll loop it. Oh, yeah, you got fucking hand tats. Oh, shit, yeah. Not just hand tats, palm tats. Yeah. I forgot how fucking about those things. That would have been so much fun. So last week, in between my migraine train, I decided to go tattoo both my palms.

At the same time. Cody, it is a bad pain. It is not a good. It wasn't as bad as behind my knee. It's worse than. Little summoning circles too. Yeah, they're dungeons. So on my right palm, I have the Dungeons and Dragons. They're both sigils from Dungeons and Dragons 5th edition. One is the sigil for necromancy, the wizard school of necromancy. The other one is the wizard school of evocation. So like fireball, lightning, all sorts of crazy shit. And I got conned into, I said I was never going to do it. One of my friends here in town, he, Cruz Foster, amazing tattoo artist.

Does palm tattoos he just does them and he's been trying to get me doing I said no no I'm never gonna do it fuck off no way and then we all went out to like see a movie and shit one night and After all that it was like the whole group of tattoo artists They're all just joking with like imagine if somebody did both at one time. That'd be so badass. I was like what? Okay, so you say no balls what? So me as a stupid dumb adult Mel's like alright I'm in and so I had another tattoo artist here in San Antonio same shop Crooked Crows drew

Just sat like Jesus with both my arms out and just got annihilated. I saw the picture on your Instagram. Yeah, that was gnarly I didn't know you got them both done at the same exact time It was I got I almost threw up in the first ten minutes I got super nauseous for seven minutes and after that I was like we're good and we just Powered through it because it is that different level of how deep they have to go and then that it feels like a fucking razor The way they described is they're trying to blow out your skin because it's the only way it's gonna hold at all cut deeper than

Normal so like on a tattoo machine you can Change how deep the needle is up and down. It's a lot It's a lot it is literally a razor cutting into your fucking hand like they have it's a fucking razor. That's really cool guys That's why this I remember all my tattoos this part that sucks. I was just like oh they started going in the palm I was like

Nope. Don't like the palm area at all. That is fucking Tinder. And then Will always says, he's like, yeah, the palm like.

Wretched feeling I was like any dude not even the palms like getting tattooed by two different artists at one time That shit was because like one would chill for a minute cuz they're wiping or whatever the other one be going there is no break There is no true. It's just and then when they were both going your body's like what? Is that cuz like it's just caught it's weird having like that like a tattoo sucks, but it's localized It's one spot

Two spots is a lot. On opposite sides of the body, too. So your brain's just like sweating. I was soaked by the end of it, like straight up my whole back soaked. It was rough. How many hours? It was just over an hour. That's what's nice. You're like, it's short. Not a lot of skin. It's not the chest. Yeah, not eight hours.

Mike. Mike. I forget I have a goddamn frog tattooed on my ribs sometimes. Bro, I got all the shower and I'm like, oh yeah, that's fucking there. I brought that up like, hey Cody, we're getting tattoos today. What the fuck? You can't pick it. What the fuck? Three.

Three days ago, I was like... Three on your third rib. Oh, yay. Three days ago, that's how I walked in. I was like... In the mirror, I was like, oh, yeah, I have a fucking frog tattoo. The fuck? I always forget about that thing. You guys missed that episode. It was like 30-something, 20-something. That was an early episode. That was a long... That was Batty's old house. Yeah. There was that... Your house, then Batty's old house, and then we transitioned into... I'm excited for the studio. I'm really excited. Yeah.

Yeah, things be cool Cuz we get a deck that thing out like each one specifically for the different whatever we're doing yes, and how the layout is that's what I care for I was like dope we get to like build out one and if we do much we can just pass out on the floor We got three bedrooms on top of that. That ain't about fun. I'm excited and it's close

Father the robe he's hungry John make some food. I don't know Turn it up turn it up. It's fine son. When are we gonna start the extra episodes?

batty batty son i mean we can literally do it next podcast i think you have to do after this one so we can't do it after this one but yeah the next one i mean literally it's actually half an hour if we're already doing an hour to an hour and a half oh yeah that's easy an extra half an hour we literally just because we have a bunch of guests coming up too because we have holy we really do yeah shane smith

I never can pronounce his last name doesn't count it's fine the tick tock guys like 8 million yeah tick tock both of them stand up comedians both of them fucking hilarious and I'm like we can agree to disagree and one of them

Who do you hate? I don't hate him. I just don't think he's funny. Okay, good. It's okay. I don't know which one. The tattooed guy is fucking hilarious. Him telling the story about taking his friend with Down syndrome to the strip club. For his 21st birthday or 18th birthday. The other dude, I don't know, man. I don't think his commentary is that funny. I'll tell him. We can talk about that on the podcast. It'll be fine. I'd love that.

I don't know. We're just going to talk. We can discuss shit. We're like, Hey, what's going on? Do his videos always crack me up. And it's crazy. You get to watch the difference on how people interact with both of them. Because like Matt loves chase stuff. He was like, I fucking do cracks me up. And I'm like, man, this is so devices on that style of comedy. It's like so divisive.

And then the, um, Shane Smith, he's just like, oh yeah, he's got face tattoos. Yeah. Harry Potter. I'm concerned because I'm going to end up with a face tattoo if I see it. It's going to happen. I did my palms. I know you're going to have fucking forehead tattoos. I'm not going to do my forehead. Yeah. It's probably going to be the side of my shit though. Like a hundred percent. It's going to happen eventually. Really? Oh yeah, dude. Look at me. I can picture it. I'm a dumpster fire train wreck waiting to happen. You put me around a man with a face tattoo for more than an hour. And he's a super nerd. I don't care about that.

okay he's gonna play magic he's gonna get play magic with you oh yeah he's a super nerd yeah he's a he did the magic pro tour did you see that uh post malone magic thing that just happened yeah didn't he give someone a bunch of money grand so post malone teamed up with whatnot which is like a pseudo live streaming store app it's kind of like yeah in between and he teamed up with whatnot where if you watched him do a live stream anybody that was in the track could get a chance to win

Chance to play a game against post Malone and magic because if you don't know post alone big massive magic the Gathering commander nerd Well, he's on the command zone Yeah about magic guys want to talk about magic for podcast me yo post post just come on out if you want video Well, I'm pre Malone Bro, he likes guns and nerd shit. So it would be perfect to have him out to San Antonio. Yeah pre Malone and post Malone that'd be cool, but

A guy got a chance he won the chance to come play post against posting magic and the guy was trained by professional like magic the gathering like the pros to Go against post Malone and if he won if he beat post Malone in a one-on-one commander game He won a hundred grand and he won no He saw a hat like you you can literally watch the end of the game It's so it's really fun and post he does all the stuff and he goes and

He throws his hand out he goes I scoop you in it was really fucking cool the one the guy won a hundred grand for the eating person playing yeah in person that's right so don't got a chance to play it and I was like that's fucking cool I bet that guy I've been post seems everything you see on that dude is the most humble down-to-earth dude I've watched him play a ton on a ton of honestly very small YouTube magic channels

He's a big magic. I don't know, Jimmy, when Jimmy and Josh the Cryboy were out there for the command zone, like Jimmy was texting me pictures like, this man has guns everywhere. I was like, yeah, he's bringing the old firearms community. He likes his pew-pews and the gold ones too. He just seems like a fucking chill-ass dude. We get him. All right, so there's the goal. Post Malone, talk about magic.

If we have to dress like him though, you have to, I will. If you guys haven't seen my Halloween costume from 2020, you're missing out 2021. You're missing out. What? Who's the other guy? We have big age posty. Ryan Reynolds would be a good third. He'll never be on the podcast. I,

Think he's more attainable. Let's just call her old boy Ryan, and we're just gone one every so there are three standards Like how did you guys agree get them to agree? We don't know no we gotta start doing we gotta put big guests in different chairs so that way we can fucking chop up the footage and

Like, oh, in post, so it can look like they're getting interviews from other. Well, you bet his mindset. Yeah, like we'll have like you switch chairs with me one day. That way we can do a podcast with all donut. And it's just you just like awkwardly looking because you bet in each fucking chair because that's something Fluck can chop up so easily. I was about to say you're fucking like, oh, God, Fluck's going to have so much work. And then you just drop.

Have fun. Go through 60 podcasts and make it look like I'm talking to myself four times. Make Cody. Make Cody talk to Cody, talk to Cody, talk to Cody and Batty. Oh God, you're scared. Jesus Christ, it's got children over there. Big H.

But yeah, I think we still do. We need to do a podcast where none of us are on it, where it's like Brandon and Grand and like Carragher or something. Oh, yeah. We don't allude to that. Like it's us three in the thumbnail when you click on it. It's just four random people that are our friends. It is the top people. We make it a new contest. If you want to be on the three hosts when we're gone, you have to get to the top people.

that's gonna crush man anything mike touches his crushes it's because he's

he's a hot dude man he's not in the military anymore and he's got that pretty mustache it's a great mustache very good mustache a lot of people content dude he's got Micah doing is helping him with the editing and then Charlie Charlie Charlie and Mike are the same person they absolutely are I've never seen them in the same room there's some camera tricks those are the same dude

Charlie's got the most awkward comedic timing I can they've been doing little ads with him and they're so mp5 I didn't see there Three seconds of silence like Oh, I need to watch more of everyone's stuff. I'm fine. You don't need to lie about it. I

That's why I'm not saying I watch it. I'm saying I need to watch it. I used to watch every episode of our podcast. I have not watched a single episode. I think this last one's the first one I haven't watched. I've always watched most of it. I was like, I got warnings from Nick, from you. Everyone's like, it's bad. I'm like, you know what? I'm just going to shelf this one. Nick's text. He's like, how is it still green?

I have so many. Bro, it's still green. YouTube, you confuse me. I think we've kept this one pretty clean. This one's been great. I know how the monetization process and the manual review process works. I'm pretty sure I know why some of them are yellow and some of them are green. I can't really say that out loud. We'll talk about it. Hey, manual reviewer.

Hi. Hi. We love you. It's your Mexican Asian here. Yeah, we're going to post this when California is asleep and Alabama is awake. A little YouTube trick there for you guys. YouTube secrets from Cody. Yeah, I wish I was lying. That was fucking good. Shit. I think that's a baddie. Yeah, you close it up, buddy. You close that shit out.

Hey, you're watching us as always we have Eli double tap don't aboperator and I'm I'm Maddie now you have to do something with your hands. There we go. See you in the next one. We'll see you in the next one. Thanks guys. Bye.

I don't wanna. It's gonna make me uncomfortable.