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We good? Very cool. Look, hey, we got headroom, Batty. Look, now there's a gap. You did it, Batty. I'm fucking proud of you, man. Like, it's the little things you've came so far in the community of creative content and working on camera stuff.
And just big shout out to everything you've done. You lost so much weight. You have a beard. You're putting yourself. How fat was Batty, bro? I know. You're like, this isn't Fat Batty. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. You're like, this dude lost weight. He don't look like he was ever fat. He's f***ing hellenic. I wasn't applying anything. Say hi to Eli. It's racially ambiguous, Batty. That guy's f***ing ridiculous, Donut.
It's harder to rhyme, but he's a really nice guy. Welcome to unsubscribe. Hey, guys. Thanks for watching the unsubscribe podcast. Make sure wherever you're listening or watching, whether it's on YouTube, Castro, Spotify, Apple, Google, Amazon, Podbean, Stitcher, or...
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Grab a good fucking drink. Here we go. Welcome to the podcast. Say hi to Eli. Fuck all of you. Eat everything. Say hi to Batty. Bro, Batty's the fucking man, bro. Don't feed it to him. Get out of there. Stop it right now. You stop it right now. Shut the fuck up. We don't feed into that positive shit. If we're going to win that Deadpool, we need you to bring him down. No, it's not going to happen from s***.
He's gonna be on like a scooter or something, bro. Why are you talking about that, bro? He's not gonna be fucking... Why is he gonna be on a fucking scooter? In Paris or something. He's gonna be on a scooter in Paris or some shit like that. He's trying something athletic. In Europe. He's gonna be in Europe somewhere. He's gonna be in Europe. He's in a scooter. It's gonna be fucking Ezra Miller, bro. Fucking find you a fucking scooter, bro. In Paris.
I'm going to get kidnapped. I mean, honestly, I hope I get kidnapped. Fuck it. Let's go. Oh, man. That's going to be a low. Open it. Hi, everyone. Unsubscribe podcast here. I'm joined today by Batty Strange, Eli Double Tap, and the amazing Tyler Cassidy, a.k.a. Froggy Fresh. You may know him as singing some of the funniest, most viral shit on the internet. Not shit. Chocolate rain. This guy right here. Chocolate rain knocked it out of the park. Dude, ever since then. She's taking off. Talk about chocolate rain.
We go back to slave trade bratty sex slave trade batty I always come first Like I just gotta know he's talking like you're the flash kidnapping somebody. Yeah, yeah
Minor that was his joke. They're 18. Okay, see bad technicalities on stealing people These technicalities are very important we're talking death sentence versus like 25 life, you know, it's very different I
halo okay so you can kidnap anyone and not be executed i'm just going to throw that out there even if it's a child even if it's a child really yeah as long as you don't murder him well kidnap that's what the globalists don't want you to know you can kidnap each other welcome to red pill
We start putting, he comes in, he's never watched an episode. He's like, what the fuck did I sign up for? We have our aluminum hats we put on. We walk in,
Yeah, it's Joe Rogan.
I feel like I'd get canceled too, but I'd be like fuck it is Alex Jones Forever sleep black but forever sleep over his
His verbiage. That spicy sleep. Yeah, that's what we'll call it now. Also, your wife, if you want to sit on a couch instead of baddies corner...
It's completely up to you. She'll let me know if I'm funny. Wait, is there a chair somewhere? I think it's a chair. Yeah. Batty doesn't have chairs, guys. I have chairs, man. The IRS took those before the trial. She asked where she could sit. Batty pointed at the corner. It was weird. I'm the one that pointed at that one.
I'm the nice guy right now. There's not a single person in this world who thinks you're the nice guy. Guys. I think you're nice. Shut the fuck up. See? We'll get some ones in chat. Ones in chat if Eli's nice. Twos in chat if Eli's a piece of shit. Piece of shit. Nope. I'm bleeping that out. I'm not out of the podcast going forward. Don't you ever do that. Cutting it out every time now.
Oh my God. This is just a spicy episode. Batty, you're going to have a good day tomorrow. I can't say why because it's a secret, but you need to be on cloud fucking nine right now. Not this little sassy girl we have going right now. You did this. What? I
Don't know who's our guest today. I'm just watching mom and dad fight. Our guest today is Tyler Cassidy, our new friend. We hit him up three days ago. We're like, hey, you want to be on the podcast? And my life was that fucking bad. I was like, no, no, no. You check my schedule. I'm free.
Oh, man. I pressed on it a little bit. You're a YouTube OG, man. Thanks, dog. I appreciate it. Listen to you. Back in the day, the baddest
Was it the baddest thing? Yeah, bro. That's when my mom was like, you got to get back on your meds, bro. When I dropped the baddest, bro, I was like, interview me, mom. Like, practice for, practice. I want to practice for Daniel Tosh. And she was like, I was like, ask what questions? I was like, ask like where I'm from, mom. She was like, okay, where are you from? I was just like, I'm from Birmingham, Alabama. She was like, Tyler, I think you need to get back on your meds. I was like, mom, I'm from Alabama.
It's just like a depressed ass boy As we feed him booze My meds - dude, I forgot you're on Tosh that's fucking saw
You way back when? Oh, hell yeah. Oh, yeah. I forgot about that. How the fuck did you forget about that?
It was awkward to interview in the history of the fucking world. That was the fucking best time of my life, bro. That was at your high point, too. That was the dopest, bro. And you were like, I fucking nailed this. I was young as shit, too, so I was scared because I was like 22, bro. I was like 22, bro. I was scared as fuck. How old are you now? I'm 32. Dang. Okay. You still, you are, no, Batty's still older. No. 32. Wait. 32. Yeah.
When's your birthday? I just look old. No, you don't look old. I want mileage on this fucking... No, Batty's birthday is on February 18th. Yeah. Hey, see? See, good friend, bro. Thank you. It's normally like three people's birthday, bro. Wednesday is three days before yours. 21st. Fuck you. We're right next to each other. I know. I gave him a clue because I helped him remember his own birthday. I don't know. You're a cunt.
I have to knock you down before tomorrow. You're about to be on cloud nine. You're like, woke up and chose violence. I don't know why today was the day of violence. I'm having a great day. Let's ruin that. Yay. Just marching in. He's skipping up on his driveway. I'm about to fuck his shit up.
clouds rainbows butterflies such a good day man the fly and you showed up god damn what don't no i'm not holding your hand stop it okay this is more about fucking tyler you got the same size fucking hands you're fucked bro you got the same size hands as me bro but our dicks look huge mine don't okay
I was comparing a little Barbie hand. And you're still out here fucking G'ing it up with them tiny hands, bro. Goddamn, bro. You're like an elite soldier. You give me fucking hope, bro. Shit, bro. This was the determining factor of hope. I love it, bro. Holy fucking shit.
Speaking of dick Come now We're not going to come yet. Okay. No, we got a weight off on that. Wait, what? I didn't know up until a couple days ago that he had the viral tick-tock song calories calories. Yeah, I
It's just a stupid little piano song. It's like a little piano song. It's a stupid little piano song. I was just like, you about to burn some calories on my dick. You know what I mean? Yeah, I know. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Now I know. Yeah. Instantly, I know that one. Yeah. That one and the, your boyfriend's a bitch. Those are the two that I heard more times than I'd liked. Yeah, but I was trying to get a fucking girlfriend, bro. And I fucking got one, bro. It worked. Yeah. Shout out to that song. Let's go. Yeah.
I don't know. Savannah actually knew who he was based off of TikTok. She was like, oh, the TikToker. And I was like, oh, you don't know he did YouTube back in the day? She's like, no idea about YouTube back in the day. I was like, oh, God. We are old. We are old as shit. A little bit. It happens. Yeah, I always feel like... I always feel like... Wait, I don't know if this... Wait, what about the people who like little kids? So...
The eternal sleep. Time out. Tell me you don't feel like a pedophile on TikTok, bro. You don't feel that fucking old that you feel like I'm not supposed to be on here. Because I have
Everyone is like 14 with their titties out bro like everyone it's like the next generation is fucked bro Like I get my ass banned off TikTok I feel like I get everything taken down and then I literally just scroll I'm like there's an asshole it's just gonna keep scrolling It's like kid porn bro TikTok is literally like kid porn bro it really is If I wasn't pedophile that would be my shit bro TikTok
Chris Hansen walks in Musical I was musically before I remember this wasn't didn't musically become tick-tock
Don't know was it a bought out watch my tick tock should get busted now like No musically was bad like it was just basically child fucking porn. It was fucking weird as shit and I'm pretty sure I don't know if we got bought out by tick tock or whatever the fuck happened to musically But that shit was fucking wild and it's it's gotten better. I don't get on it I never get on tick tock hardly ever but when I do every time I'm like, oh
What is this, bro? This girl's like 16. Like, you know what I mean? That's weird. Successor TikTok, yeah. It was because musically, I remember, I remember those old original ads where it'd be like person singing and the two people doing the duet. Yeah, that's what, that's the O. It was always the singing and it turned into like old creepy dudes doing it to fucking 14 year old girls constantly and it was like, Oh yeah, Leon Lush did a couple videos. There's some paid money. No, straight up. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's fucking wild. We were insane.
It was just a creepy ass platform. Yeah. And then you get banned for the banning system. You get banned for, you get like, you'll get like your video taken down for the dumbest. I'm so fucked now. Shout out TikTok, bro. Y'all are doing it good, bro. Shout out TikTok. Shout out TikTok. I love you. Don't ban me forever, please, again. Yeah, those are the ones that's like, because Sav gets banned for
I threw a pin at her for a skit. Well, I didn't even throw a pin. It's like me. And then she catches it like that. I think the baddest got taken down from TikTok for the BB guns. Oh, I'm sure it did. Yeah. I'm serious. I use real guns. They get taken down. So I'm sure your BB guns get taken down too. Nerf guns get taken down. Yeah. You can sometimes get around it by putting hashtag airsoft.
Everyone knows we're not shooting yourself because my minigun video is still up there that one never never had an issue I've been shooting a minigun notice it not didn't get flagged didn't get a normal what they'll do is they'll flag you'll take it down you can appeal and they'll put it right back up it loses all of its fucking traction right that's what happens yeah, but that would never got taken down, but me fucking just showing a gun Videos gone, and it's gone for like three days, then they'll put it back up. It's like oh so instead of a million views you're gonna get a
5,000. 10,000, 5,000. It's just like fucking insane how...
Fuck social media, man. In general, fuck all of it. This is bullshit. I don't get on it a lot. That shit makes me depressed a lot more than social media because everyone's life looks so fucking good on social media, bro. But everybody's mad about everything. Yes. Everything's either the happiest thing in the world or we're burning the world down. Like those are your two. Yeah. It's a sad. I just, I cannot wait for the moment. I don't have to post on social ever again in my life. She always checks my social for me. Oh,
Oh, sorry. I never, yes. Hell yeah. She's like one of them Facebook moderators. They got to see like videos of him wrecking on a scooter with his brains like in the road and shit like that, bro. Like she's like, she goes through all my fucking social media bullshit. She's just reading it. You single? I don't know about that one. That one. Get your own man, bitch. She's crazy like that though, bro. She is, bro.
Guess why baddie got banned off tinder I think it's because I uploaded a photo of me in a bathtub I did a big skit for an ad spot basically where I would made a bathtub out of G fuel like drink shit And it looked like I was naked I was wearing shorts, but I made it look like I was you got banned on tic-tac-toe on tinder for that Yeah
It was super unfair. I even emailed them. They're like, nah, fuck off. I'm like, what's that email until, hey, first off, not fair. Want to talk to some bitches. San Antonio loving me. How am I supposed to find big titty goth bitches now? This is probably for the better. Fuck.
That's why Batty's dying first, too. Well, yeah. It was a happy mistake. It's okay. It was a happy mistake. You'll be around a little bit longer. I'm gonna feel so bad if he really fucking dies soon, bro. I'll have to go to his funeral. I don't even fucking know him, but if he dies, it'll be so fucked up that I'll be like, I'll have to show up, bro. Well, we're actually gonna have a...
Like the wrong picture Fucking sick do you get a being called Seth fucking right? I don't think of it yet. I can't make his laugh everybody wants me to his laugh I can't do the last You can't do it. That's the only thing I've spent hours and hours of my life trying to make his lap I can't do it. Well, you sound like him when you laugh normal. I
What? Like if he's really laughing? I don't know. I hate more that you spent hours trying to do that. I did because everyone told me I looked like him. I was like, alright, I can make use of this fucking meme. Nope, I can't. I just picture Batty sitting there. He's like, okay. In the mirror like, I'm just naked. Not learning a valuable skill or working out. Not posting. Yeah.
Sorry guys, I stayed up late last night. Crazy evening. Like you piece of shit. The amount of texts I sent our group message at 7 or 8 in the morning that says, hey guys, if I don't respond when we're filming the podcast, just show up. I was upset. I'm still awake. I'm just kidding. At least every other week. I read it. I'm like, daddy's going to bed. I'm waking up. This great Cody still has another five hours before he gets up. Those type of people. Those are the type of people that die for sure. I guess that's...
People that go to bed at 7:00 a.m. Like me like Those are the people that die row for sure Like Joe Rogan and never gonna die. He's gonna be like 200 Like four in the morning every day by five in the morning that dude can't get up that I wonder what time Four or five in the morning I bet he does he's doing some crazy shit like some morning workout shit. I bet he'd right now late Joe Rogan. Yeah, I
I know he's always working out and he has fucking what's that? What's the seal that gets of it? Jocko? He's got Jocko on there. Sometimes Jocko has that 5:00 a.m. Thing. Yeah, he takes a picture of his thing. He takes a picture of his watch every day Yeah, I'm like nah, but I could do that and I'd make people think I'm waking up His Instagram was like that's all it is or was I don't know if it is it was just
A photo of his fucking watch for like, shout out to Jocko. We love you. But God, your Instagram is the easiest thing. He got mad at me on Twitter. For what? I took a picture of my watch at like 4 p.m. one time. I tweeted a minute and all he replied with was no in capital letters. It's really just his watch. It's still his watch. Oh, yeah.
It's just his watch. But, Batty, click on one of those watch photos, see how many likes it gets. I feel like that's the right way to do social media, though, because he's actually showing, like, all he's doing is just showing, like, he's not, like, look how happy I am. He's, like, I'm doing the work. Like, that's what his social media says. That's what you want your social media to be, like, do the work? I mean, I want to be doing the work in real life. Like, I'm not doing it. I want to be, like, actually doing the work. You know what I mean?
I could take it. I mean, I could set my alarm for 5 a.m. and be like, ah, here we go, and go back to bed. I set my alarm for 11 today. Didn't get out of bed until 1.30. See? You're living the dream. I'm more impressed by that. You take that photo, sleep in, stay motivated. I'm going to take a photo of my snooze button on my alarm.
It's a video every day you hitting the snooze button. Every day I do this. Hustling. I mean, we give hope to like lazy people who have some personality. Honestly, you guys make me feel better too. Like all you guys are like, yeah, nobody here is getting up at five. God, no. Okay. I get up at like seven on certain days.
And that's, I'm the earliest riser in the group. Most of the time it's like, I'm a solid, I like nine, 9am is a good wake up time. I was a 10am guy for a while, but I'm 10 right now. I've been getting up at 10. Yeah. Yeah. See, that's good. Making videos that get, make no money, but.
That's pretty cool. Okay, Donut's going up on that Deadpool. The Woody meme that I'm going to send you. Oh, God. It's so good. Wait, did I see that one? We're all going to look at it right now. What's the big sad? Wait, what's the big sad? It's Donut's YouTube monetization.
I hope that don't happen to me, bro. Are TikTok and YouTube connected, bro? They're competing, so you're good. Yeah, honestly. You're real good right now. Yeah, because I don't make shit on TikTok, bro. If they canceled my shit, I'd be like, you know, I wouldn't be there. Most people don't make shit on TikTok. Yeah, nobody makes no money on TikTok. It's just like Instagram. Like, I don't get my ads
ads pay yeah that's bots pay my other way shout out to youtube for paying good yeah right god only platform that does shout out to you which is great
oh yeah i don't stream so yeah well twitch pays good but it's not as good as it should be i guess dude live music streams slay on twitch yes i've got to try some twitch i gotta try 10 to 20 000 concurrent viewers just requesting songs and like i bet you're pretty good at improv too so you're like yeah yeah you'd be like guys i'm gonna sing a song about i don't give me something yeah yeah i'll give you a word and just go with it yeah
I should try it for real. We'll help you get your Twitch set up if you actually want to do it. Because, I mean, you would fucking slay on there, man. That's a good idea for you. That's the way you should do that. Do you even do it on YouTube Live? No. I haven't done anything on YouTube Live, I don't think.
How many people get swatted you would know I guess what it five times Yeah, yeah USPS got that I got a weird call that was a weird phone call I have was it like
Gonna dead near is like hey, I built you this Way back a little after I started after I met you guys this is weird I met you guys and somebody tried to kill me That's weird Deadpool estimated 2018 Eli why is it that we started before I moved to Texas I
Yeah, that's crazy. Yeah. I mean, never made it to me. So whatever. And didn't nothing happened is just like, hey, so we found a device that was addressed to you. I wonder if someone is like, I got you this, bro. Have fun with it. Or it's like, I'm gonna blow you up. That I do not know.
I got you a pipe bomb as a present? That's a dope ass present! Until it goes off! It's not a dope present! At the very least it's rude. At the very least it's kind of rude. But if it's a good pipe bomb that doesn't go off. It depends on where it comes from. Like if Joe Rogan sent me a pipe bomb. That's the determining factor? It depends on who it comes from. Just think about it. Like if Ezra Miller sends you a pipe bomb, you know the intentions. Right?
If Joe Rogan sends it, it's for a gift. It's a gift, bro. It's not going to go off until you want it to go off. Exactly. Okay. Okay. Okay. I mean, I see where you're coming from. Yes. Pipe bombs are all context, bro. Don't. Nobody ever. Damn, man. You can't tell the internet not to do something. Joe Rogan just threw away the pipe bomb he was about to send you, bro. Joe Rogan's watching. He's like, oh. Check it out.
Don't listen to Eli Joe I just picture him signing it as this parts playing he's like
Joe Rogan doesn't get sad. He don't get sad. He's never been sad before, bro. He doesn't process sadness. Not even anger. He just moves on immediately, bro. That's what money does for you. That's what money does for you. You can't buy happiness. You can just buy drugs. Spotify gave you $100 million. So apparently it was $200 million. Oh, yeah. Wait, what? Yeah, Spotify was actually $200 million, apparently. They gave Joe Rogan $200 million to be exclusive on Spotify.
Which, did he take it? Yeah. No, baddie. I don't know, man. That's why he doesn't do YouTube blogs. It's not the bad pipe bombs back in the mail, bro. The bad ones. He just called up Ezra. He was like, send him one, Ezra. Side note, Spotify. We'll do it for $10,000. Exclusive. Exclusive.
We will do it for way less. Bro, half a million. I'm the main exclusive, bro. Maybe not half a million. Do you want to just pay us? Let's just pay us. We get an offer. $20 hourly, bro. $20 hourly. Hourly pay from Spotify, bro. We'll disband the offenders. And health insurance.
You just want it for 20 bucks in health insurance? Is your ad revenue really bad right now? Health insurance would be great. I need to get health insurance. No, that death pole is staying there for a reason. Is that a condition? The death pole can't have health insurance. This is bullshit. You're hacking. You can't have health insurance. You're a bunch of fucking cheaters on this game.
Wait, do you have health insurance? Yeah. Do you have health insurance? No. Do you have health insurance? Yeah, I don't either. Fuck you, Eli. Content creators don't have health insurance. It's a fact. It's a known thing. I have the VA, but I'm not even going to... Yeah, you're not going to go. No health insurance is better than the VA. There's a dude by the corner next to Walgreens who will help you better than the VA will help you. It's like the meme, guess I'll die.
The fucking VA is just waiting in a roller coaster line for nothing. Bro, it's insane. I had a buddy who was trying to go for his mental health, like a PTSD type shit. They're like, yeah, we can see you in four months. Yeah, they did the same thing to me.
What do you, what, what? It's like, yeah, I'm thinking about hurting myself. Well, see, in four months, good luck. Here's the gauntlet. Well, hold on to that thought. We're going to put that thought right here. Okay, in four months, we'll discuss it. So if you can just hold back on the...
Get some water Motrin. Change your socks. I don't know. You've heard that before, I bet. Good luck. Dude, that's the only benefit of the Purple Heart was Rush because it puts you in that next level of expediting for VA shit. But they still fuck you over like my back when they're like, oh my God.
You need, we're going to have to look at that, but we rushed you in. You're good to go. This was February. I was like, dope. I'm going to get an early appointment to see my back to like July 8th. Sound good. I was like, I don't fucking know. Yeah, maybe it's fucking February. What the fuck am I? Yeah. I don't know at that point in my life.
That's the VA for you just like this is great VA health care and that's with a purple heart Okay, it wasn't a real stroke it was an oculovacibir attack I went blind I couldn't walk or move I was like it was fucked I was a mess I Walk with a cane for months. Well, it was a mess this happened. I
Two months before I ETS'd. Like, before I got out. I am the baddest of them all. He's like, how long have you been in the hospital now? A week. I got Cody. I think of that every time something fucked up happens. Batty and his cane all fucked up and blocked. I just fucking hate myself.
Nah, I just fall over randomly. It's fine. Still, bro? Yeah, fucking still. My brain's fucked, man. That's fucked, bro. Why do you think he's at the top of the list? He rides motorcycles, too. He falls over. That's how you can just fall over. Do you have, like, training wheels on? That's true, bro. That's true.
Somebody on the back to like pick you back up when you fall over like somebody like just you got suspenders on there Just like fucking prop you back. I hate this game so much You're walking issues
Yes, there's meant for the kids who are beginning to take flight on their bikes. Yeah, yeah, yeah me I hate this game
I love this case so much. Dude, I'm absolutely gonna die further than this fool. Like, that's me. I'm the first one to go. Holy shit, this is fucking dope. Oh, we have to play the superhero game. We have to play the superhero game? We have a new member of the offenders. I'm Flash, bro. I'm ready to kidnap somebody, bro. I'm Flash, bro. I'm ready to kidnap... This powers speed, and he kidnaps people is his downside, apparently. All right, Cody, please break down the offenders for us. All right, we have a group of superheroes called the offenders.
You choose... But worse. So you choose your superpower. Don't talk about the forbidden sleep, but let's talk about some retarded superheroes.
Oh, it gets better. Cody, go. All right. So you choose your superpower. Then everyone else has to choose the downside to your superpower. And it sounds like you kind of chose your downside already. But like I can fly. I can ride a motorcycle without training wheels. What's the downside?
What's the downside? Mine is I can fly but I have to scream racial slurs while I'm in flight or I fall out of the sky. Like I just can't fly. So when he's saving low-income neighborhoods, it's amazing. House on fire, a little Mexican village. Right, but I feel like they would overlook it if you're actually saving people. If you're actually, but what if that's like you're saving the people who are upset? Imagine you landing though, it's four Mexicans and their children and you're like,
man, it's going to be awkward. And I'm like, no, I just warned him. I give him a heads up. I'm like, I have to like, I got no control over this. I want to save your life. Like, you know what I mean? Yeah. Maybe. So,
Eli, what's yours? I run really fast. I just have to shit. So I can run the speed. Oh, so it's got a good side and a bad side. Yeah, always. I just shit everywhere. What'd you fucking think his was? Two good sides? What the fuck? Tyler's like, I'm not. So what's the downside? Were you a cop too? That's why he's just like, you just have to explain it.
They're just feelings. He's a good and a bad, a good and a bad. Eli can run like the Flash. He's as fast as possible, but he shits himself the entire time he's running. It's the brown streak. Okay. Batty's super fucking strong. He can do any, by any exertion of force, he comes. Really awkward saving children also. He's not great. He's a bus full of kids. Okay. Why is it always gotta go to kids, man? What the fuck is wrong with you two? It's always...
It's even- he's like, imagine children, you're always like, "Buss it, kids!" That's the most awkward thing. Why the fuck the buss it, kids then? They're dying! I don't give a shit! I'm not coming around these kids! It's like, "Sorry, kids!" The media's recording back. He just has this- Face, dick. Face, dick. Face, dick. It's not getting hard, guys. I can't- I can't touch this. So yours is- what, do you wanna run fast? 'Cause we both can't run fast. Okay, I'm super- what if I'm like, super hot?
But like... Wait, like you're just hot? Just hot. You're just super hot, but like... You're super hot. Like a fire?
You're super hot, but like you have to kiss like any girl like you want to be with. You have to kiss her like previous boyfriend before you fucking get with them, bro. What the fuck is that? You are the worst gender superpower I have ever... What is Thor? What is Thor's superpower? Thor's a fucking god. You are a hot dude that has to kiss exes. You're hot, bro.
I can jump high but like Every time I land I have to land on my butt bro I can jump super high but I can never land on my feet like a hundred a hundred yards up like straight on the ass bro Like that's the only way I can we're gonna rush in i'm like betty lift that butt
Cody flying say those people Tyler fucking John The human torch he just lights on fire he's always not as fuck but also super attractive
But you're unbelievably attractive, but you light on fire anytime. Yeah, you guys gotta help me with this one, bro. Well, here's the deal. You guys been fucking sitting around doing this stupid superhero bullshit for like weeks and months, bro. I don't see it. He spent hours practicing Joe Rogan's laugh. Yeah, we have time on our separate. Yeah, you guys are experts at this, bro. I got no fucking stupid. He's super fucking hot, but the second he's attracted to
Anyone he just catches on fire And it's not a comfortable It's like a It's like the monk It's like the monk Like I just fall over like baddie I get burned just fall over like bad Like that was fucked bro I feel bad for that dude That shit look hot bro They died
Self-emoliation emulation emulation we're gonna get corrected on that I think
I feel like we're definitely saying those are Buddhist monks and I don't know if it was Taiwan, but... Why did they set themselves on fire? It was like a protest. For what? Chinese government. Yeah. I'm almost positive it was Chinese government. He didn't scream or anything. That dude was a fucking asshole. Do you guys feel like that's productive? I mean, everyone saw the picture.
I feel like technically it wasn't productive. I guess it depends on what your intentions are. If you want to go viral. He went viral. He went viral. He went viral before viral. Is he one of the first people to, like, he originated going viral. Is it possible you fall off your motorcycle and go viral, bro? That's what you need to start doing is just fall over. Absolutely. Yes. Not the way I want to go viral, but I just like, was he productive? That's the thought that was in. But I just want to know if you guys think that's effective. Like, the China's, like, fucking you up.
Like you light yourself on fire. This is the deepest conversation. Cause I'm not going to be like, I'm not going to be like, if I'm in that place. Right. And like my boy down the street lights himself on fire. And like China's fucking us up. And my boy down the street, like just the guy at the fucking corner, like lights himself on fire. Bro.
I don't see if anything that's gonna fucking discourage me, bro. Tony, it's not gonna, bro, because you're gonna be like, oh shit, like he knows. He knows we're fucked, bro. Like, he's just done like, he's done fucking lit himself on fire, bro. I just like before this, you're like, I can jump real high and land on my butt. Yo, but if China started fucking people up and you lighting yourself on fire, like what you think? It's discouraging. No, I'm not Taiwan. Don't fucking hate me, internet.
They all look the same, Batty. Yeah, Batty, way to go. I'm like, honestly, the dude is floating away. Batty said it. And I bet you he was a nice guy, too. He was a monk. He was a monk. They're probably pretty nice, too. Yeah, and that's what's even more fucked up is you feel like he had good intentions. I want to be in your head now. Where your music comes from makes way more sense now.
I saw that picture and was just like, ooh, that sucks. And then, like, I didn't even research as to why he was doing it. Yeah, it was a whole, yeah, now it's Vietnam. I forget what the reasoning. It was, again, a protest. I do know that. Was it perhaps a war in Vietnam? Perhaps a war. Was it during the war time? No, this was a couple years later. Welcome to unsubscribed. 1963. Oh, wait, never mind. I take that completely back. That was that one war. No, Vietnam was 68 to 73. I was like, what?
66 66 66 or 67 i think batty wound was the vietnam war that he wants a vietnam war where's that electrician she'll know she'll know everything vietnam was the years was the war started at the beginning of the 60s i thought it started in the 67 and there's that picture okay
Now I'm confused. Now we're... Why? This is the most depressing episode. He's had an electrician here to tell something funny about that guy setting himself on fire. I don't think I'm ever going to find anything funny about that man setting himself on fire. Well, like Eli said, shout out. He didn't move or scream or anything the whole time. Dude just took it like a champ. Oh, yeah. The fucking self-control, bro, to just sit there. Nope. Yeah, I don't have that. Who's got that? Who's got that light myself on fire, sit still? I'd be like... No. Hot water hurts, man. No.
No, the discipline, bro. I know. Like, Joe Rogan ain't on that level. Joe Rogan's like, discipline. Jocko got shit on that guy. No, right? Because I know Jocko's going to move. I know Jocko's going to move if he lights himself on fire. Jocko, light yourself on fire, dude. We got to figure this one out. Oh, man. I just picture you just posting that image, the monk image every time. Discipline. Hard work. Oh, no, no, no.
Really do okay. Okay. Okay the president Vietnam was Catholic and Was pushing different discriminatory policies different Catholics over the Buddhists and forcing all sorts of forced conversions all sorts of crazy shit. Oh
So he lit himself on fire. He just didn't want to be Catholic. Yeah. I mean, I feel that. He was just keeping his kids safe. Yeah. I was about to say, who does, bro? Honestly, I don't understand why he lit himself on fire now, bro. A little bit. I mean, it...
But there was like all sorts of raids and fighting and war and shit inside Vietnam. So it was Vietnam. I wasn't trying that. I was wrong. Again. That's terrible. We're lucky that nothing crazy is fucking happening here. Yeah, nothing crazy is happening here. Well, no, talking about like on that level. Have you ever thought I need to light myself on fire because things are that bad? Yeah.
God, David, that don't put some shit in perspective for you. It's like you're having a bad day. You want to let yourself on fire about it yet? Nah, bro. Nah. Nah, it's not that bad. The day I come to Batty's house for a pot, because we all come and Batty's just charcoal. And it's just a note. There's a note that says it got that bad. What happened, yo?
Batty's charcoal corpse is right there. It's gonna be in this chair too. Yeah, I'll be like, well, just roll cameras. It's gonna smell like burnt ginger in this basement. We told you guys it was hot in Batty's house. I know everyone's waiting for the Adoregs scent coming out. It's burnt ginger. It just smells like ass. Speaking of Adoregs, Batty here.
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Body wash shampoo. The body wash is actually really nice. It's like a charcoal black. It's great. Awesome body wash. Smells good. But yeah, go use all of the codes I just said. Use one of each code. Buy everything separately and help support the podcast. Thanks. Boom. And Batty gets his new set. Literally, it should be next week. It's supposed to be July. Yeah. Oh, fuck. See? See? Dope. You get your shit. Self-immolation. Self-immolation. Burn ginger. That's actually like a real... Yeah, that smells good. I like that.
Missed that one completely. Boom! Batty, you know that donut also has a beard cream. Donut beard cream. Mustache. I put you in my beard. Mustache. It's a beard oil, too. It's a beard oil. God, I'm not... You shaved, like, completely. I did. I went back to mustache. I like it. Yeah. But I don't. I know. I do, too. Yeah, I feel like you look good with a beard. Yeah, I know. I'm going back to it.
You look like a white samurai. I'm not. I'm my hair. So, uh, Oh yeah. Brandon. Holy shit. Yeah. Let's talk about that. Uh, there's someone reminded Brandon and I on Twitter a couple of years ago in a video, like two and a half, three years ago, Brandon's like, if Cody ever has longer hair than me, I'm going to mustache. And now I have longer hair than him. And someone brought that up on Twitter the other day. So Brandon might just have a mustache really soon. And it's going to be wonderful. I can't, I can't remember the last time. Has he, uh,
What if he not had a beard? Never. He's going to look like El Chapo. Because he seems like such a standard person. He doesn't seem like a mustache type dude. No. He's very standard, isn't he? Dude, he's going to look hella Mexican after that. I like Brandon. Oh, shit he is. Dude, he is going to look hella Mexican. He's going to definitely be one of my cousins here shortly. That god dang. Like, I'm trying to envision that now. Just the mustache?
I wonder what his jawline is gonna look like. Hopefully good. Because the internet will let you know if you have a bad jaw. Very quick, it's true. Only, oh man, you do not want to play that game. But how much to shave your beard? No.
People have offered me thousands of dollars to shave my beard. 100 grand. Nope. 200 grand. Nope. Really? It's a man of principle. 500 grand? Yeah, okay. God, there's my number. I'm a man of principle to a set number of zeros. Give me 400, 100K to charity. We're good.
Definitely give me more than the charity though. I'm making that clear. That's going into my will. Batty gets 500 grand, but he has to shave his beard for like a year or something. It'd be gone before they finished reading the sentence.
And body! Wait, that's gonna be in your will? Yeah, it's going into my will. Can you make sure that's notarized? Yes. Death pool. I hope John fights it. Oh, God. You can punch my son in the face. That's in the will, too. You can punch my son. There's a fucking Robux clause. A Robux clause.
This is for the Robux, John. If John speaks up, please punch me in the face. I'm just going to be like straight out. John, I would never. I would beat you. John, 100% I'll fucking hit you. John will never watch this. John. Oh, yeah. I mean, he's age restricted, right?
Big wink. Big wink. Oh yeah, we haven't even talked about video games. Do you play video games? Yeah, bro. You are fingering the fuck out of that can. Yeah, bro, I'm nervous, bro. Every time I get nervous, I start fingering cans. I can tell, you're like... This is all I hear over here. It's this fucking kid. My bad, but fucking video games. Oh, dude, bro. Shut the fuck up! It's annoying when you do it! You're fine. Please continue. I play racing simulators, bro.
Dude, shut the fuck up. What's going on right now? iRacing. Oh, dude. I play Dirt Rally 2. I like him even more now. Eli's a big Racing Sim guy. Oh, yeah? Yeah, I got a fucking... The Tism. It's the Tism. It is the Tism, bro. That's autism. Autism 100%. She fucking hates it, bro. She hates it, and she's such a good wife, and she fucking hates it because she knows it's retarded. You know what I mean? Okay.
And I know it's retarded too I do and it's like the shame Cause you just know it's retarded bro But it's like this retarded thing you love Like a child almost It's like almost a retarded child you love anyways Because you just do because it's awesome But it's like Yeah like I fucking I love fucking race sim bro Dude you need to try iRacing bro What's that? iRacing Oh yeah like honestly That's the pinnacle of the That's PC right?
See, bro, I like to just be able to turn my PlayStation on. Like, we're talking about, like, I like simple, simple. Like, I've seen his fucking, that's a fucking nightmare. I'm going to be like, power steering wheel.
That's as far as I go, bro. That's as far as I go, bro. You don't want to have to flip the breaker, walk around, jerk off your flux capacitor real quick before you're ready to fire on. That's as far as she ain't going to let it go that far, bro. She's like, dude, you could have bought a fucking car. I'm like, yeah, but still, I have autism. Ah!
You're the baddest of them all. You just sing that every fucking time. No, fucking. Oh, see, I love racing sims. I have a whole cockpit thing. Yeah, so do I. I got a fucking track racer. Yeah, you are retarded. I love it. I'm retarded as fuck, bro. Knuckles on that. And I got that new fan attack wheel. I got a new fan. The GTDD Pro. Is that the poor man's wheel? What do you got? I got, I don't know.
I don't know. I have an expensive ass. I got the three pedals clutch. Yeah, well, you know, I bought the Hussinkveld.
Fucking pedal set the spread set, but I told you bro the PC no It don't work on the playstation bro. I'm like no It don't plug in It don't plug in so I can fucking sell it bro Just so angry I gotta go two pedals Me horny
- Two more seconds! - Flipping the table, storming around, beating the shit out of stuff. - What the fuck is this goddamn? - Hey, that's a good fight. - Every day we stray further from the light, man. - I just like the Reddit post of that one where it's like, you watch a podcast about bettering yourself, right? I was like, ah, Reddit gets it at least. They get it. So what other games do you play? - Well, I used to play WRC 10.
Okay, so you're a rally like I like rally well, honestly, it's weird cuz I like rally but I only like the tarmac courses and
I know because it's stupid right? It's so stupid. It's just stupid as shit It's all stupid for you can't get involved in this without doing some stupid shit like it's stupid no matter what are you big into racing in real life like or just you know just the games but I'm too much of a pussy probably Do you know you watch like you can die in real racing row? Oh, yeah You want to go to rally training
Fuck bro. I feel like I would kill it. But how likely is it that I die? Oh, they got harnesses and like helmets and stuff. Yeah. I kind of want to see if I'm good though. I just want to see if I'm good. Cause if I'm like trash as fuck and you guys are ripping it, bro, I'm just going to leave bro. Samuelson's actually really good trainer. You never have to worry about being the worst cause I'm here. So like you're good. Isn't rally ready up there near? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It's like halfway. I would just, I just want to see if like I'm good.
that would be dope next time we do a little vlog out there we're gonna have to bring tyler along yeah it's a good time driving like racing any of that i'm so scared i'm gonna suck so bad can i drink a little first
For my nerves? Yeah, it's always good on driving. Just fucking wipe everybody out on the fucking side. It's pretty safe though and shit. First version shooters and anything? You play RPGs? I play Call of Duty, but that shit makes me angry, bro. Like I get off of Call of Duty, bro. And I'm like trying, like, I feel like fucking there's people like I need to shoot everybody I see. I'm like.
Fucking about to be you know, I mean which PTSD do you have? You know that game makes me mad bro put me in a bad mood. We fucking lost the battle I'm garbage at like Call of Duty row. I feel like I haven't played in too long now when I try to get on it and
I'm like too much of like a fuck. I'm so good at making macaroni and cheese for Taliesin's family. I've gotten so good at being like a stay at home mom that now when I try to do like some first person shooter shit, it's like I only got estrogen. Fucking Christ. So what I'm hearing is girls suck at Call of Duty. There you go. Froggy Fresh's opinion. Froggy Fresh hates women. That's the title of this episode.
And we'll just photoshop him punching a girl in the face. Oh shit, where you going? We had one... Oh, it was Meat Canyon. By the way, I told you. Oh god. Meat Canyon wants to hang out with you. Because he's up there near you. Hell yeah, bro. But his superpower was he can stretch. But before he can do a super stretch, he has to beat the shit out of his wife. And he picked me. Oh, that's for the greater good!
We pick the negative superpower he had I Need at least two black guys in a chipped tooth his work is better if she had to beat him
him though. Yeah, it's because it's so much more humiliating. You're white. Yes, you're just so fucking sad and you're just stretching out like it's got to be in a supermarket to like in front of a bunch of people. It's got to be in a fucking Walmart. Yes, that's so much better. Honey, we got to go to a public place. There's a car on fire. Right. It stretches a little bit harder. Yeah.
What other nerd shit do you do? You watch superhero movies? You fucking read comics? I watch superhero movies with her. She loves fucking superhero movies, bro. We went and seen the new Jurassic Park. How was it? It was garbage, bro. I heard nothing but bad shit. It's very garbage. I'm not really a movie theater guy anyway, so if I go to the movie theater, that shit's got to be good, bro. And that shit was not. I heard, dude, the reviews online, it's like a 30% on Rotten Tomatoes.
It's a bad. The first two were so good, bro. The first two? I mean, I'm not like, huh? Second was all right. Okay. I liked both of them. I thought they were both good. I mean, I love dinosaurs. So I'm in. Like, I'm a massive fucking Jurassic Park fan. I loved both of them. But the third one, bro, was not good. The third? Wait, are you talking about the first two? I'm talking about the first two new ones. Oh, okay. Yeah. Jurassic World. And the other one, Fallen Kingdom. Yeah. Yeah.
Yeah, I like that. Yeah, they're good. They don't match up to the OG Jurassic Park. Visually, they're fucking beautiful. Oh, fuck. Yeah, bro. Because like, yeah, because it's 2022 now. Why does the new one suck so bad? There's no story. The story is terrible, bro. It's literally just like they brought in all like the old people from the movies were just like, look at the nostalgia. Look at the nostalgia. Look at the nostalgia. Look at the nostalgia. Top Gun at least did that, but the right way.
There's like, it's just, it's very boring. I don't know. There's no story. You never feel sad. Like usually sometimes even when a dinosaur dies, like in the second, when they're all falling off the island, you feel a little bit bad.
Honestly in this one, bro. You just don't give a shit, bro. It's like I feel like maybe I maybe I'm just being too critical. No, you're not getting good reviews. No, it's bombing I can't say it. Oh, it's a spoiler. No, no, it's a cancelable. Oh
They should have fucking put more emphasis on the baby like do you see the trailer how they got the baby in there the baby? Doesn't really matter that much and you never see blue again for the rest of the movie spoiler what the fuck the movie bro
That's where it's like trailers. We watched, oh my God, last night. Have you guys seen The Road?
Depressing fucking no what's the last one with a Vigo Mortis? Oh, it's Vigo in it. Yeah, nevermind. I thought it's Batman Vigo Mortis in the road apocalyptic wonder yeah, where it's like no positive. There's no happiness to this movie is you've never watched about II holy shit Don't watch it. Otherwise. Well, yeah, maybe y'all want me to watch it. Maybe It is a very sad one. It is like it's Well, there's no happiness even at the end. It's like really that bad. Oh
It's what happens. It's like, hey, like world's dying. Animals have died. We have to survive. It's fucking shit. Yeah, there's just bad everything. Savannah's like, oh, she pulled up the trailer on IMDb and hits play. It is the most opposite. I was like, what the fuck? What's with that positive music? It's like so positive. It's like family.
Survival and it's like happy music playing and I was like what the fuck and she's like this doesn't look that sad I was like pull up the comments. Just read the comments real quick It's like what the fuck is this music this mute this movie is not happy in the slightest I watched this and wanted to end my it's like all just like really negative That's the first time I seen a trailer like that where it's like opposite in the movie Jurassic Park. Yes. Yes like blue and
No blue in the movie? Like, dope. Fucking, that's awesome. God, you guys need to watch The Fucking Road if you've not seen it. I don't know. Why would I want to watch it when you just said all that terrible shit about it? It's really good. You know what she's been watching on repeat, bro? What's eating Gilbert Grape? Is everything okay at home? She loves everything. And I don't know, she thinks it's funny, bro. Like, she thinks it's fucking funny.
I haven't seen it in 20 years. She says it's fucking hilarious. I don't think it's supposed to be a comedy. It's not a funny movie. She's just like, babe, check out this comedy. She says because she doesn't know what was this supposed to be. She says it's so crazy. There's so many crazy things happening. There's like an autistic kid climbing the water tower. And then the fat mom who can't get out of the house. Oh, my God. And then Johnny Depp is really hot, but he's having sex with this older woman who has like a whole family.
And like John C. Reilly is in it and that motherfucker's just funny in whatever he's in ever forever. He's just good. He was even in that. I want you to do the trailer for this. It's just you saying this. It looks like somebody was like, what if we just made this crazy fucking movie where there's this fat lady who can't get out of the house. Like this kid keeps climbing the water tower. Like Johnny Depp is fucking banging this girl with a family. It's fucking weird, bro.
I gotta go back and watch it now. It's been 20 years. It's so good, bro. Leonardo DiCaprio, bro. When he plays that autistic kid, bro. Oh yeah, he nails it. It's literally like...
Insanely good. I mean, it's Leo. He nails everything he does. It only took him 20 years to get a fucking Oscar. Was it 20 or 30? That was a long fucking time. It has to be like 30 years because he's acted since he was little, little, little. He didn't even get one for The Fucking Departed. No. That was such a good fucking movie. Holy shit. It took him freezing to death in the water. Snow. I was dying in the movie. Oh, man.
Oh, yeah, it was the bear, right? Yeah, the... What the fuck was it called? The revenant. The revenant. And he's a vegan. He ate that fucking, like... It was him eating that raw heart or whatever. Like, he did that shit for the role. He would get into that ice fucking river for that role. All that was real. Nah, man. Nah, I'll go to Iraq over that. Getting this cold ass Alaskan water, I'd be like...
Yeah, I know, bro. Cold is so much worse than heat. That's what I said. Every time I go to Texas, I'm like, I'll sweat my balls off every other week. What are you talking about? The heat don't hurt at all, bro. Like, the cold hurts. Okay, I'm a ginger. The heat does hurt a little bit. I get sunburned under my t-shirts. I was hurting a couple days ago. I got a nice little tan line now. It's healed now. It's just tanned, but fuck. Imagine tanning.
But fucking The Revenant was, that's a good ass movie. He deserved an Oscar for that guy. That was a fucking, it was a home. I love that movie. He didn't get one for Inception, did he? No. No, he didn't get, that was his first one was for that. That was wild. Inception was fucking insane too. What a great movie that was. That director's the fucking man, bro. Yeah. What's his name? Um.
My god, he's one of my favorite. He's Batman. He's everything like hold on. I'm gonna get it Christopher Nolan. Yeah. Yeah He don't make a bad movie. He can't make it didn't get one. He's done inception interstellar Batman's interstellar so damn good. Oh fuck. Yeah Last week we were talking about Murph No
I forgot about that. Fucking music playing. I've seen Interstellar so many times. It's just because of that scene, man. I love it. I love it. Interstellar is fucking so good. I still think Inception is his... Yeah, Inception is probably still my favorite of his. It's better than what's it called? The confusing ass movie he just did. What was the last movie Christopher Nolan did with the reverse time and forward time? Oh, God. The...
That movie sucked ass. That was the first movie I was not happy with. I haven't known about it. I didn't see it. Tenet. Tenet. I don't know about this. It was fucking awful. Who's in it? What is it? What is it? Tenet is like, it's a reverse time and forward time. Christopher Nolan did it. It's his... Apparently it was one of his... The effects and practicals and everything they did were amazing. The movie sucked though. You get to see him how they train for this fighting. And sometimes, like...
They reverse time and they have to go through time backwards. So people are walking backwards. Explosions are happening backwards and forward at the same time. It's super dope looking. Did you see the fighting sequences? They train to fight backwards. Because they filmed it. Because people would have to be acting normal while another individual is acting in reverse on the same shot. So they had to train how to fight like that. They could have CGI'd that one.
That's a hard one to CGI putting to make screen two different sets I guess with stationary cameras maybe but then you got movie or any cameras on tracks So you have the same scene but either way like the only tells were like watching their feet You would see how they would like have to drag the heels. Oh heel to toe. Yeah, you're watching Their feet were like the giveaways and that was like all they gave away though because everything else looked they wrecked a 747
Oh yeah. Yeah. Like destroyed one in real life. Instead of they're like, Oh, we can CGI it. But Nolan loves doing practical. You got to do practical. And he's the king of it. Yeah. So he wrecks a fucking seven 47 into a building, drives it into a building. It's fucking dope.
There's really good shots. There's some really dope like highway sequences like the chase car sequence. Like you're like our scenes are great. Bro. Great action flick. Terrible story. Terrible. Terrible story. One of the few times I had no like an hour and a half and I was like, I have no idea what is going on.
period For this two-hour mark. I'm like still super long. It was two hours long and bad. That's Jurassic Park It's just like dresser, it's visually stunning awesome to watch doesn't make any goddamn sense though Yeah, no, like literally none. That is the hardest part is like they're like you're just like how does this time work? So if you go in this machine you go backwards, but then you can go for
But then you go in the past with this thingy. It is.
Yeah, I'm not gonna watch that. No. Fine, I'm gonna go watch Jurassic Park. Leo's not in it, is he? No. No. That's where they fucked up. That's where they fucked up for sure. Leo could have made sense of all this. Fuck, no, I don't want Jurassic Park. No, Batty, it's got bad, it's got terrible reviews. I love dinosaurs, man. So do I. Give me Velociraptors, let's go. Not Velociraptors. It's enough to entertain you, though, for sure. Give me Velociraptors. Velociraptors are bigger, I know, I know. I don't care, Velociraptors. I want the Utahraptors. I did a project when I was in middle school. I was in Georgia Middle School and I did a massive,
presentation of velociraptors and how they were so fucking cool this is i wanted to be an archaeologist when i was a kid it didn't work out you could still be one doctor is there money in being an archaeologist no that's what i was thinking like i've got to be struggling bro unless archaeologists get a twitch live stream go twitch live stream sweeping fucking dust dust and bones
You got your streaming backpack? Yeah, streaming backpack. There's no music, you're just like, it's hot out here. Hey, Tyler316, thank you for the subscription. Just doing giveaways with dino bones. Can you imagine giving away dinosaur bones? Shit. Wait, does no one own a dino bone here? Do you own a dinosaur bone? I don't. That would be a cool knife, like a dino bone handled knife.
How much does a dino own? I bet you own swords. But I don't own shit. Oh, I used to own a sword for the project, though. The project? Wait, hold on, go on. The project, like the Froggy Fresh project. I didn't keep that shit for self-defense. I know, that's what I'm saying. I know, I know. They don't let you have a gun. The fucking claymore on it. Like, yo, don't fuck with that kid. I think it was like an actual claymore, like a bomb. I'm like,
What if we put a claymore on a claymore good video What's the nerdiest shit you do other and race and Sims Anime anything no anime
Why? What do you do? What do you do? I want everything, man. Do you not see my anime tattoos? Oh, yeah. You fucking with it? We got Batty with D&D. Cody cosplays as a samurai. That's true. I'm pretty, like, simple, bro. Like, I'm, like, I like steak, salmon. I like working out. I like working out. Like, maybe play some Ray Sim when she's not, like, making fun, humiliating me already. Like.
other than that like I just fuck around honestly I've watched dude I watch Roblox like these motherfucking kids want me to watch them play Roblox I can watch Roblox like better than anyone bro I'm in high demand bro in high demand it's the worst thing in the fucking world dude I'm in high demand bro oh bro Finn her youngest son bro have you ever heard of like you know I've never seen that Friday Night Funkin game have you it's like Dance Dance Revolution but with thumbs
You know, like the arrows come down, like Guitar Hero, but you gotta hit like... It's like the arrows come down and you gotta fucking match the arrows. It's a robot game, bro. I was taught maybe you had seen it from your son. I guarantee Ryan... Ryan has like 10 levels he plays. He's
Only 10 levels and he can kill every he is the fastest at that those 10 levels. He's undefeated He doesn't play that I need to get him on that. It's like DDR though. It's like DDR. Yeah, I'm down for DDR Just guitar here with your thumbs. It's like yes like DDR, but you got hit the arrows with your thumbs Anyways, no the kids so amazing at it bro. Like I know I couldn't do this like half is good, bro. It's phenomenal It's gotta be autism. It's gotta be
That's what you blame for everything. If I'm not good enough at anything, I'm like, dude, Joe Rogan brought 200 million. It's got to be autism. It's got to be autism. It's got to be autism. We need a shirt that just says tism. Anytime I fall short. Just a tism shirt. There is no way Bunker Branding prints a tism shirt. They won't know if it says tism.
Like Theo Von-tism? Like when he says tism? Yeah. He got hit with a touch of the tism. Yeah, you give him a little touch of the tism. Just a touch of the tism. It's just a shot of the tism. Zero shot. No shot. No shot. And all proceeds go to an autism research. Suddenly it feels a little bit closer like we might be able to do that. See? See? Because if Bunker doesn't do it, they're assholes. They hate autism. They hate my son. Oh, God.
Demolition Ranch hates autistic kids. You heard it here. We can't clip that. It's weird. We've never been invited back to Demolition Ranch. We've been in a video for like six years, guys. Dude, I would love to do a shirt that just says TISM on it and all proceeds go to fucking... Autism? Yeah, like autism research.
Make it happen. Yeah. Do it. That'd be great. Autism research. I don't know what they're, they're researching for autism. Yeah. We can, we can buy like everyone in Texas, a little sticker with the puzzle, the colored puzzle stickers or something. Yeah. Yeah. I got that thing in the mail the other day where I got that discount to be an autistic coach for a whole discount for it. What do you get a discount for? It was an advert. Yeah.
To coach autistic kids or to be an autistic person who coaches? Which one is it? He checks both boxes. Yeah, but it's literally, it was a flyer that was like, uh, like dominoes. Yeah, it was a dominoes flyer, but it was like, Hey, learn how to coach autism. Or like, it was a class to get certified to be a teacher. What is the discount for what? Like, it's even better. It was $1,100.
Marked off discount code. Guess how much it was discounted to from $1,100 for what? What are you buying? You're going to become a, they're going to teach you to be an autism coach. Yeah. So you're paying for your own training. Yeah. But guess how much that discount from $1,100 was to become a person that can influence autistic children. 10%.
It was like, save $1,000 right now for this class. Learn how to be an autistic coach. Teacher. I was like, why am I, I'm not going to put anyone in this. My son is not going to be taught by somebody. Who got a coupon. Yes. Yes. He's like, what's your son's name? Ryden. He's like, Ryden, I got a coupon. And now I'm your teacher, buddy. Yeah.
thousand dollars off the normal price holding the coupon like yes i got the coupon too i was like they they knocked off a thousand dollars off this coupon this is like usually it's 1100 bucks 99 right now i was like god damn they're not putting in much effort in this i signed up for it
No, I did not. I need to. No, you should not. Why? It's $99. Wait, it only costs $99. Yeah. That's a big-ass discount. I didn't know it was like that. Yeah. Okay. No, it's not a $99 discount. I thought it was $99 off. No, it is. It's $1,000 off. Oh, so you're getting a deal.
He's like, suddenly, that coupon don't sound so bad. Put that in an old resume. My LinkedIn profile. You guys, like, you want to be a software engineer, bro? You're like, I got this coupon here, and, like, I've trained in this. You know what I mean? Like, become a software engineer. They're like, oh, wait, you got the $99 coupon? You taught autistic kids with a coupon? Your hand, bro. IBM. IBM, bro. Like, you can't say no to that. You say no to that, you hate autistic kids. Oh, right.
I didn't think about that, man. Suddenly there's a lawsuit coming your way. What you gonna do? You gonna hire me right now. Yes. Cheat codes, Chaz. That's life cheat codes. Holy fuck. I mean, I think that's fucking a rap, Batty. Do the thing. You want me to do the thing? Do the thing. Oh, wait. How do we find you? Wait, do we do that before the thing or after the thing? It's after the thing. Okay, do the thing.
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I'm not making a fucking joke. Thank you everyone, we fucking love you! Shut the fuck up, I already said thank you. Go, dude, turn the cameras off. It's done. Turn the cameras off. He's like, dude, I'm gonna take this, I'm gonna take this fucking autism cue. God damn it. I was like, yo, you still got that? Yo, but for real, you got that coupon, man? I'm gonna give you that coupon.
