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It's racially ambiguous, that he, that guy's fucking ridiculous. Donut, that's harder to rhyme, but he's a really nice guy. Welcome to Unsubscribe. Hey guys, thanks for watching the Unsubscribe podcast. Make sure wherever you're listening or watching, whether it's on YouTube, Castro, Spotify, Apple, Google, Amazon, Podbean, Stitcher, or...
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Hate it. I hate it. You open cans with your teeth. Yeah, it's like a soft malleable metal Metal with that it's a soft malleable metal so it's okay Fucking I'm trying to break a molar is what I'm trying to do bro. I'm drinking fucking Stella - ah I feel rich as fuck Stella in a minute
Baddie's rent went up because his beer entered his house. I don't want to hear it. My rent went up because I have a PSA 8 Charizard in my house now. That's true. That shit is hot. I got it. Oh shit, don't do the thing. Hi everyone, Unsubscribe Podcast here. You may have heard everyone trying to play me last week and try to do my voice. I didn't think I was so nasally, but I'm joined here by Baddie Streams and Eli DoubleFap.
What's up motherfuckers? Go fuck yourself! Whoa. Alright, well. Sorry. We're starting this one off strong. Batty, why isn't it Batty Screams? Instead of Batty Streams. You need a shirt that says that at least. You're welcome. Get that merch. You're right, I am kind of a screamer. Yeah, I'm just saying it's a way better. I'm not the brains of this operation.
I'm a one-man show not the brains of the operation. You know that he's like I misspelled batty Like a bat batty like flying bats and really no you fucking I don't know with you I just picture him he typed in he's like B a T T I E read he's like, huh? Oh
Right click, auto correct. He's gonna auto correct a baddie? I don't know. Fucking Yander's the hoist. Okay, button stream! Hi everybody! I said I'm both of your dual PCs, shut the fuck up!
I literally built your shit! That's cause Cody said you did it and I didn't believe him so he's like dude why? I was surprised I was like I'm gonna give him a firearm because he did this. Good job buddy you did it! Oh god god I'm going out! He goes storming out of the house with his four cars on the way home.
Next time either of you need to do a BCL, just go fuck yourself. Your shit's broken. I actually need help with that. Like next week. Like what? Well. All right. I'll hope you are like you. Fuck you, Eli. You just did mine. I'm good. Yeah.
Hi hi hi, it's been a while Monday one week. It's literally been one week. Oh shit You were here last week. I wasn't here last week. I had some work to get done and I thought the banter between Brandon and admin would be epic and it was it was painful baddie you just Uncomfortable I know like immediate autistic hands like that's the moment where
You're like, I should not be here. I was like, oh, we're going hard on this episode. Let's dig this ditch deeper. Just keep it going. I'm just like, can I still climb out of this hole? Yeah, I can get out of this. Let's go a little deeper. Oh, man. The Mariana Trench of holes. Oh, God. That's when old Griffey shows up. Yeah, that's when the water starts getting poured in the cement. It's like, oh, this is fine.
Griffey's here. Flux is going to have some work cut out for him. Bro. I don't think we've talked about it. Yeah, I wasn't here last week. Of course, we didn't fucking talk about it. Long Beach Griffey. We've been speaking with him, and he wants to come be on the podcast and hang out with us here in Texas. Cool.
If you don't know who Long Beach Griffey is, check out his YouTube channel. But like, make sure your ear, your ear pod, your earbuds in or you have headphones on or you're not next to your grandma. Don't watch it at work. Or maybe next to your grandma. I don't know. She might like this kind of content. Don't watch it at work. Especially if your skin matches these guys' color. Yeah. He's funny as hell, man. He's a very, very funny man. One of the funniest skit dudes ever. He does not hold back. That's why I'm so stoked. When you sent that fucking text, I was like...
It's gonna be so good. You think you can whistle really well that big gap between us. He felt like I don't know It's funny when I first messaged him. I was like, hey, do you wanna come to Texas? Maybe be on our podcast shoot some machine guns with it. He's like, yeah as long as you don't kill my black ass Okay, I'm Griffey And you replied don't stop resisting yeah, yeah, I was like stop, you know, don't don't fucking resist when you're here and
It was a great DM thread. We got some good guests lined up. Do you see how many times we got tagged in that Riley Reid post? Oh, yeah. Yeah. So Riley Reid was like, I want to be on more podcasts. If you don't know who Riley Reid is, that's another one you probably don't want to Google at work. But just like Googling baddie. Just anything we talk about, you probably shouldn't Google at work. Yeah. I didn't even know what she's famous for. I knew she was a corn star and that was it. But that was all I've known.
Literally, I could not tell you a single video of Washington. I don't know video titles like she's my play out of scenery in my head I know titles but No, she's been she's been streaming a lot lately, too And yeah She got on there and was like I would be on podcast and I replied then everyone else replied and there's like several hundred people Liking it like we got a lot. We got tagged in in a bunch. I was like oh and then no reply from her Yeah, yeah, zero apply. Oh my god. She had one of her her simp army boys be like oh
Wow, no reply. She doesn't even know who you are man Kind of into like activism and stuff too probably does not like police really cuz I mean I don't either I think it was her Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I think so. It's her Sasha gray. I don't know why I get them mixed up Thank you for it observation. Yeah, this is one of those things that just sells out later. I'm gonna fuck. Oh, yeah I'm sure dude. That's fucking crazy. That would be a I'd I
We need a porn star on the podcast. Yeah. Like three, three corn stars. Three of them. Yeah. And then we just don't, we can just stand behind the cameras and watch.
Are we jerking each other up? Yeah. So it's not skiing. Yeah. We're skiing. Okay, everyone, sit on your hand. Make sure it's asleep. You don't feel it. It doesn't count. So I tweeted Sasha Gray, too, because Heather actually wanted me to tweet at her and ask her to be on the podcast because Heather wants to be on the podcast and sit beside her during it because she looks like Sasha Gray. Yeah. Yeah. That'd just be kind of funny. Dude, see? Everyone needs to step up.
Come on. Porn girls. Yeah. Or Heather. I deep throat.com. Two headers. The one bad. The tale of two heathers. Oh,
I don't know how it skits the other suck cock. I was too busy on newgrounds watching fucking Hentai and shit. Oh man playing the hentai games. Yeah. Oh my god. Oh, that's a game You just click back over to the main newgrounds page where you didn't have the mature setting on and then you're good That was the hardest thing is learning. You're not good with your mouse with your left hand I'm like you're doing Yeah, I'm like
When people who are left-handed play PC games, do they like WSB? I think they just do. They learn. They learn to do it better. Yeah, I think it's still like this, just like controls.
I need some left-hand controls left-handed gamers unless you're on a controller fuck off left-handed PC gamers when you guys play on keyboard mouse Do you use your right hand on the mouse like a normal person or do you do it backwards because you were born backwards? Dude, this this is a good fucking comment because it's to let us know all the niche audience Yeah, for left-handed people to the one person out there With this hand or this hand on the mouse
It's better than we wait till 58 minutes into the fucking podcast and ask a stupid question about one or two. Baddie, does he die? To that one disgusting mutant out there. The one. It's a one in comments below. Does Baddie die? Yes. Why is there a lot of yeses?
Howie yeah, Cody couldn't join us last week. He had prior obligations to do busy doing hot boy shit trying never known then yeah, dude That's what I want to talk about dungeons and donuts. Yeah, we can talk about it now Holy shit cuz we only we only teased it a few episodes back two months or so Hey, fuck put up the little trailer for Dungeons and Donuts Bro doesn't know donut has a second channel operation donut, and he did some cool ass shit
With with all of us idiots and in D&D related RP likes fucking LARPing shit Which I did remember one really good comment from that video, but why is baddie so good with children question mark? That's rude. That's a positive comment! That was rude! That was just mean. I was like that I was like
- Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. Screenshot. - Cody, tell us about Dungeons and Donuts. - That was a good one. Brandon Herrera and I went and we visited MrBeast and we helped him out with some demo on one of his videos. And I was like, I wanna try to make a MrBeast video and try to do it as fun way possible as I could. But we all went to the LARP store and put on costumes and went down-- - What was it called, like Sovereign or?
Sanctuary sanctuary next game night nice watch So we got all our costumes and then we went down to the beautiful pearl in San Antonio and we walked around and Asked people if they wanted to do quests and if they said yes and completed the quest which we didn't make it hard at all That was the point with all it's kind of funny that way they complete the quest I got $5,000 so we had four quest givers and
And then yeah, I put it up yesterday and it only got 40,000 views. So what's it at today? 41,000 right now. It's a 41,000. So commercial success. Yeah. Yeah. I made, I was looking this morning. I made $152 off of it. Yeah. Made it boys. I'm not upset about it whatsoever. It was such a good fucking time and it was a great learning experience. You also haven't posted on your second channel in how long? 50 days.
so i knew it was going to do something like that yeah i kind of i kind of knew that was coming but i wanted to put something like that on the second channel you had a racehorse you're like there we go you ready pow you shot in the leg go race horses just dragging his way
I spent $20,000 on it. This is going to be the best race ever. I invested so much money into you, racehorse. Nobody will expect you to succeed. Why is his name Body Armor? Your racehorse is named Glue? He just didn't have a chance, dude. You got to change people's lives. That's what I was fucking dope. Yeah, so I saw the small numbers coming. I knew that was going to happen. It was more just hanging out with you guys and
And I only had to do one ad for that. So I was like, you know what? We'll just not think of me even owning this money. It's just going to go to some people that we meet on the street who are cool and want to LARP with us.
And it turns out, let me dress up like a wizard. I will never, I will never, ever forget that. Yeah. The red wizard as I'm dressed in all blue. Do you notice that on the title screen? When it's introducing the characters, it says the baddie, the red wizard. He's wearing all blue. That's so good. I loved it. That was my editor that did that. He just got it. And then clean. It was just clean. It didn't even say clean, clean. Oh, okay. Right. All right.
That was a good, I felt like that's the content I like watching you guys do or that style. Cause it's like branching out of your comfort zone. You're learning a new specific style for filming and like what, like all those little intricate things where you're like, cause it goes over your head a lot of time. You don't even think about it until post and you're like, fuck, I gotta go do this now. And I forgot to get this shot. What do we do on this?
Fucking all those little things that go into it and then figuring out how hard it is to make random people do stuff Oh, yeah. Yeah, that was my first thing I said I was like yo getting randos to do shit's extremely difficult being filmed and then everyone's like fuck you Yeah, man, I wish we would've got that on camera. One of the guys told me he was like no go away He was like so fucking rude to me cuz I was walking up to random people and I'm like, hey Do you want all I was saying just you want to go on a quest? How are you dressed?
So I was dressed like a Catholic bishop. No, I was the old school dungeon master from Dungeons and Dragons. It's Batty's robe. It's just this bright red and yellow. This is Batty's costume. He already had this in his closet. I have sex. Yeah, I swear, guys, I fuck. But yeah, some people were like, no, no, I don't want to do that. And that one guy was like, go away and fucking...
I'm not going to say names, but the camera guy didn't get that. Fired. No, I'm joking. You're a good guy. Thanks for doing that. Yes, we'll ask you. Relance. No names being said, but it rhymes with relance. No, he did a fucking great job. You can tell he was kind of uncomfortable with the whole thing.
He was just like, I'm gonna get shot. We're doing this. Somebody's gonna pull a gun. We're in Texas. He's like, are those daggers real? Bang! There's a man in leather armor trying to rob me. What the fuck? Cleen did have real daggers. Yeah, those were sharp. Yeah. I just had real armor and it sucked dick. Bro, I was so happy. You were just sweating to death. It was not comfortable and the armor would get like caught and I'm like, clink, clink, clonk, clink. I'm like,
It looks so awful of me. I'm not wearing pants. I'm wearing a skirt and a robe. I'm like, I'm good. It looked free-balling out here. It did look really good, though. Yeah, it came out good. We all looked fucking awesome. Yeah, the editor knocked it out of the fucking park. I don't know. Maybe we'll do it again. We got the costumes. We can't just use them once. No, you gotta fucking make a lot of use of that. I mean, there's a shit ton we can do with it. Skits, all that shit. I started the new D&D. I started the new Dritz book.
Which okay is this like what number is this like 20 40 something 40? Yeah, they're at 40s. I think just gonna step away I'm only in like a page hundred yes, but it's that D&D game. It was awful and I was really sad about it. Yeah you tried That's who the books based off you remember that bad D&D game baddie was making his way oh
Oh, oh, the one that's like drifts. Yeah. That was awful. Yeah. And Batty's like, come on, like two more levels. I mean, we gave it our all, man. We really did. It was so bad. Dude, that was just that tunnel system. What was it? Dark Alliance. Yeah. Just tunnels like this, this, this, not much to it other than that. And then really shitty mobs. And we're just like, this is kind of.
Didn't want to say it at first because Batty was so excited about it. I was so excited, dude. I was like a kid on Christmas, but when I opened the first box, it was shit. I'm like, oh, that must have been a mistake. Let me open the second box. And it was bugs. Live bugs on shit. Then I opened the third box and the shit exploded in my face. It was a bad day. Santa just made a mistake. It's fine. Box four is going to be different. It's like, come on, one more level. One more level. It was so bad.
Bad dude. I think that was still in early access. I wonder what happened to that game. Dude, the new book though. Oh, I don't, I don't know who's reading it, but it has like all the like jar axle. Yep. Yeah.
it's like it's all the main like the dope characters from the og to the new and they're all on like separate adventures being trapped like doing their thing and i'm just like this is the fucking dopest book ever and they're doing like the new weapons and all the new magic shit and it's just fucking gangster i live for those books every time one comes out i'm like well okay here goes fucking six hours of my life
Read the shit out of those things. R.A. Salvatore is a goddamn god. He is an amazing author. He really is. Okay. We got Dark Alliance here. Is that... What's the reviews on that, buddy? Mixed. Really? Had an 80% from reviewers, though, which is... What? The game was not an 80%. Reviewers gave 80%? I don't know, dude. I don't know. If you gave that game 80%, you're fucking paid or stupid? Yeah, we'll go with paid. Both. What was Metacritic's?
uh meta oh that's a good one yeah meta critics do game reviews like that's always been a hard one because now they just pay people to say like nice things about their game even it can be complete they don't even see that they don't even get the full game they get like a a fucking reviewer copy where it's just like a one polished perfect level yeah yeah
Metascore 53. Jesus Christ. User score 3.3. That sounds about right. There we go. Way better. Not 80% happy with that game. I'll give that an 80. That's what I want.
Idiots yeah, but it was probably game informer. Oh, yes one PC gamer gave it an 82 are you? What did they say I want to read the pros on that fucking thing real quick This is this should be the next thing we do it's like we have like pro gamers react to video game scores
Be good because we've been talking about doing the art is magnificent throughout you guys remember all the fucking graphical errors constantly happening I remember the exact same fucking wall every three seconds Yeah, and then the same we played that one map underground for an hour and it was the same turning knobs the entire time Beautiful next one baddie. It's not good. There's I mean, it's literally just talking about the D&D lore That's all that's the only thing they're praising how you get to see all the D&D shit. There's
That's all the enemy variety combined with the ability to block dodge. Perry gives dark alliance surprising depth. The enemy depth. There's no depth to that fucking game. That was an old like SNES. That was a Nintendo. That's what you remember. Like turtles in time and all those were just a side scroller. Beat him up. Yeah, that was that what that game was. There was no depth to it. Anyone like zero fucking depth to that game. It was a pile of garbage. Yeah, it was awful. Quite poopy.
The Dark Alliance is a fighting game first and foremost, and level design reflects this. What? That's a positive thing. Can his game informer? Yeah, no, that was PC Gamer. PC Gamer, you're trash. You're bad and you should feel bad. That shows you. You're my 13th reason. That's why you get paid. That's like the only way you can have somebody like that. It's like, this is a good game. Pay me $500,000 and I will say that. I will give that game a 92%.
I was a little violent, but you got there. He gots a lemon. I'm getting this one. Wait, what's this one? What's this one? I'll do this one. I'll do this one. Get the fuck out of here. We got that raspberry. That's good. That's my faves. That's my motherfucking favorite. I will say this. I don't like, cause that strawberry shortcake shit is trash or cheesecake or whatever. Absolute garbage. The lemon lime is one of the few lemon lime ones I actually enjoy.
So I'm not a big fan of lemon lime anything, to be honest, without like vodka or tequila in it. But these ones are pretty good. The old drinking bros seltzer, isn't it? Hard as fuck. Oh, shit. Okay. Speaking of sponsors. Are we?
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Yeah, you use one of those codes on outofrace.com And then Batty gets his art Friday Is it Friday? I don't know when it's coming, but... Friday Beard stuff Yeah Nice You're gonna be able to have a luscious beard just like me It will turn red I just wanted to make that sound weird, fuck Bro, could you... They're like this, like, ah And they, like, open their eyes They're like...
I didn't know I was a ginger until I was 25. Have I told that story on here before? No, what? I did not know I was a ginger. Like, because my hair is not red at all. Like, and it even more so used to be darker. And I was in the army, and I used to, even when I was younger, I didn't have anything. And if I did, it was very light. It was blonde. My mustache used to be blonde. Got out of the army, I was like, I'm growing a fucking beard. Neon fucking red! I don't know what I drank, but shit turned my shit red. Your pubes aren't red?
They are now. Oh, you just shut up from the, from the ears down is now ready. Used to be like blonde or light Brown. I know I hear it. I'm going to have to, I'm going to research that. It's I, it's one of the, my favorite stories to tell. Cause like,
My use that there's a couple pictures of me you and I'm younger with like a light peach fuzz mustache Because like I'd let you know get that five o'clock shadow shit. Yeah, I was always always shaving and it was always fucking blonde I hated having mustache because you could never see it and it looked like my lip was fucking dirty because it was a blonde mustache I'm just more interested like my eyebrows aren't fucking red like like the literally just ears down army took your soul. I
I'm not surprised by that. I turned to Ginger. I just imagined looking down and it's like, the fuck? Why are my pubes red now? It's like, god damn it. What did I catch? Who did I sleep with last night? Oh my god. Is that an STD? Ginger and STD. Oh no, I caught the Ginger-vitus. I got the Ginger-vitus. Full circle, man. It's here. It's here. Mm-mm.
Okay, let me see this. Boner pills. We'll just do this. Wait, no. Do we do boner pills or Pokemon first? We had some game knowledge in there. We did D&D nerd stuff. Let's do boner pills and then go to Pokemon. That's a good fucking...
I do want to talk about Boner Pills. Okay, Boner Pills. This company hit Heather up. They were like, hey, we're going to pay you a bunch of money to come to NASCAR. To come? To come. 20? Come 20 at Adderigs.com? To go to the NASCAR 500 lap, whatever race it is, in Charlotte this week. The Talladega?
No, it's Charlotte. I'm just saying the only thing I know about NASCAR. I just like you. You're like the 500 lap race. Yeah. 500 lap race. I hate fucking being watching NASCAR. I've never. Okay. So I've never been to one and I hear they're fucking hilariously fun to go to, but they're this boner pill company is sponsoring a car and they're paying her a bunch of money to go out and talk to people.
and like interview people about boner pills, boners and boner pills.
And so they said I could, I'm going to go along. I'm going to direct and be her camera guy. Cause she's not, she, she likes scripted stuff more, not like going out on the street. So I'm going to help break the ice with some people and film her and like just help out with that. And we get pit passes and like passes to the drivers and like private box and all this other cool shit. Oh shit. This boner pill company. That's going to be a good time. Oh, boner. Okay. But question, are they giving you some of the boner pills? I'm going to ask for some. I've never taken a boner pill. And like, I'm,
Healthy libido. I'd still want to try it. Yeah, I still want to try it. I will say a boner pill versus no boner pill is a very hard pee pee versus a hard pee pee.
Like imagine. Like the ones that hurt? Like a wood pee-pee. Like imagine a wood pee-pee and you're like, man, this is a hard boner. And then imagine like an animal pee-pee, which is like steel and you're like. It's so veiny. It's just like. Your dick's going super saiyan, dude. You can like nail in stuff. Work on your house. Open a can. Cody, let me know when you get those boner fills. I have some research I need to get done.
Oh, man. Yeah, I'll get some boner pills for everyone. That and the IV place we go to has the libido thing. I'm going to do that still. Do we need to go? I mean, do they want to do a podcast? Can we get IV'd up? We could ask them. If they wanted to sponsor a podcast, I'll ask them. We were on the phone with them this morning. We talk about cum every day. Holy shit. That's true. We are their target audience. A natural fit. Hey, nerds! You want longer, harder boners?
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I'm not saying the name of the company because they're not paying me for this. Damn, Skippy. Insert boner pill company that pays first. We're going to do it like... You ever watch All Gas, No Breaks? Yeah. They're so good. All Gas, No Breaks. He goes to furry conventions and the porn conventions. He went to Talladega one time. The Flat Earther Convention. The Flat Earther Convention. And he just goes around... Flat Earthers have a convention? Yeah, dude. And he goes around interviewing people. And it's the weirdest fucking people he can find. And we're going to...
do that. He's so good at it though. I can't wait to watch this. Oh my god. I'm in charge of editing it too so it's going to be fun. Are you really? That's cool. Okay. So it's not going to suck. Exactly. I can't wait for it. It's going to be so awkward. Poor Heather. She's psyched about it. He gets to ask random groups of dudes about boners. She's like I'm going to drink a lot beforehand. A lot of mezcal. We're smuggling in a lot of mezcal in this.
She gets super nervous, man, when it comes to vlog and ad-lib type stuff. It's weird, man. If you're not used to it, scripted is completely different. In the acting format, scripted is, hey, here's my lines. Some directors let you deviate and say it more how you would. Or you have directors like Quentin Tarantino. I know he's strict on, hey, you're not changing the fucking... You read what I wrote, and it's to a fucking T. It's like, done, but...
Ad-lib improv that shit can scare people because they're like I'm worse at scripted stuff thousand percent. Yeah. Oh, yeah You put you put a script my head. I feel like I'm gonna say it wrong I'm gonna fuck it up like more pressure. It feels like this more you give me ad-lib you just say hey say something like this Every day, I'll give you 14 different versions and everyone was gonna be fucking funny like I can ad-lib every day the way it's it's just roleplay It's D&D. That's my shit man. Put a fucking cloak on me. I'm ready to fuck. I
But you give me a script, I'm going to be sweaty and weird. Dude, for the fucking... I remember the only time I'd get uncomfortable... My weakness is like, act, I can do that. Script, boom, can do that. Improv, the only time I got uncomfortable was when I was just getting into a TV show, put me in a giant...
like walmart not a walmart it was like a walmart style store but for uh military the name military surplus no i forget the name it's a military surplus store and i was like walmart like store target wink and they were like okay eli uh the owner of this giant fucking store knows you there that's it you're gonna have two cameras on you walk around and be a goof like and i was like what huh i was like okay and this is my right to the dress section
Yeah. I was like, I just got to do random shit and interact. And like, yeah, I was like,
Because I've never done that to that boy. And I was like, okay, like fucking full sin. Y'all love this bitch. That was the only weird one. And if I have to memorize a day of, if you give me two days, I'll fucking memorize shit and I can do it. But sitting in front of a screen and just memorizing like a paragraph and having to recite it while staring at a camera, not my favorite, not my strong suit. We were grunts.
Like, hey, back in 1913, World War I. And I would be like, oh, my God, this is a lot of words. And I have to say it exactly like this. And they're like, yes, Eli, go. And I'm like, did you like write it on your hand and just like.
It'd be like big words that I would confuse to. Like the and it. Once you get past three, like my brain goes to my. Bro, two syllables? That's because.
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Everyone's just gonna walk and be like what's that shirt even mean? Just Nico fuck boy face mmm Okay, wait, let me get that but koozie girl, but the same time it's like yo boy fat but koozie Koozie could be used for anything. That's a word trademark that shit fuck
I don't know if we paid you to do that. How do you trademark? How do we spell Bakuzi? It's just Bakuzi. It's just a shirt that says Bakuzi. That's actually kind of funny.
Why'd you say because dumbass this is Bacuzzi You dumb bitch, okay, we do the you know when you're like you're searching up a word it because And it's Bacuzzi
Z. Bacuzzi. Just Bacuzzi. Now everyone that's listening to this is next time they read because they're going to be like Bacuzzi. Fuck. We just ruined a word for something like a lot of people. I love B-E-C-O-O-Z-E-E. Bacuzzi. Under because. So just a second.
That girl has a fat but koozie Oh my god, there's another three and chaffer but koozie shirts
I can't wait to see all the people using the word Bacuzzi now. Dude, we should do a grab pack on Bunker Branding where people can get come subscribe and Bacuzzi for like 30% off or something. Hey Matt, I know you listen to our podcast all the time. Will you make that happen? But like 20% off? Yeah, we're still mad that you wouldn't let us do the come Alicia.
Which oh we got a demo mat demo video coming up Before I was like, I don't think we fucking but we can we talk about much of it because it hasn't been released When's it gonna release like next week which one we just did it. We all just Spanked you is that all we can say stuff. We'll just say spanked
No, we were in an actual Demolition Ranch video and it was really cool. And we were competing over a firearm and Batty, it was down to me and Batty. There we go. And fuck these guys because they didn't have handicaps.
Oh yeah, and we were handicapped. I'm always handicapped! I live like this, baby! Let's go! See, that's why I didn't mind when Dottie didn't get a handicap. I was like, he's already fucking retarded. My ass and Demos are just fucked in the corner like...
My jaw hurts. That was funny. It's a good... It's going to be a good episode. Like, I was fucking cracking up. I can't wait to see the edit of that one. It's going to be... Yeah, we were talking to David. Me and Chocolate went out with David the night before last, and he was like, I saw the edit of the video, and it's just... I was like, is it a fever dream? He's like, if you want to call it that. I'm like, yeah. That's my kind of video right there. Do we ruin everything we're a part of? I think we make them better. Yeah, that's what I said. It may not be their style, but...
It's good. Oh, and we need to do an unsub con and make a docu out of it. Like a documentary. Dude, I really want to do it. But I want to do a gun show too inside of it. Are we just making this
As dangerous as possible. What vendors would we want at our unsubcon? Jameson. FN. I mean, okay. Unsubcon. Pokemon cards. Yeah, Pokemon cards. JMO. I know a couple stores that would probably show up. That's what I'm saying. Straight up. San Antonio House of Cards. They fucking love us. I was just there the other day. Bought a bunch of Pokemon cards. We use the eSports arena. Oh, shit. Dude, we have the...
I'm just saying we can make that. San Antonio fucking Techport Arena. And then we just do a fucking. Yeah. And then we just do it. We tie it in with a doc, a documentary. Cause apparently I just. How to do a shitty doc, a shitty con. Like.
You know the YouTube boxing one? Apparently iDubbbz is doing a doc on it. That's what the purpose was. So he could do a documentary about that entire fighting thing. I was like, oh, that's actually a really good doc. I wish I wasn't so blind. I would love to get like fight. I'm literally blind as fuck though. I feel like I'm just going to get hit in the face and never going to see it coming all the time. I volunteered to do it, but I still think iDubbbz doesn't like me.
I volunteer also. Volunteer distribute. I mean, I would. I was like, I'll cut down to 150 and fight. That's what my old boxing weight was like 138. I think I have fun in the 220 range. That's big. That's heavy. That's Mike Tyson. I know. Yeah, but these are gamers and YouTubers.
But then you have the weird weirdos that are gamers and like I'm a gamer that are gamers now. I'm a gamer and YouTuber and I can be like hey put me in a boxing match and I'm like imagine you just step into the ring and they're like this little and then you fucking clock someone's face off. In case you guys didn't know
This man can box like a motherfucker. You know, I hit me a lot once. Really hard. I love box. We shouldn't tell people that. We should just say you're a gamer. He's a gamer. It's like,
Yeah, he gets beat up. He sucks really bad. Bang, grab. I love that shit. That's my old bread and butter. So now mold. The cons, like they make the money from the vendors paying to get a spot there. That's like how they do their main thing. They do it that way. And then, I mean, we'd have merch sell because we could put up that. We'd have to like look into it, but I think it would be a lot of fun. I mean, Bunker would get a booth there and then BRCC would get a booth there. They would buy into it. And we could do like just a two-day con, drive traffic.
or a daycon we do one day or two probably one i think vendors would like to not set their booth up for like a couple hours you're right you know you're right so too like a saturday sunday yeah friday saturday friday saturday something like that
No, Saturday, Sunday, because then they have all the time in the world. Fridays, you know, people need like work and all that shit. Imagine having a job. Then we have, you know, we have friends who've, I think every one of our friends owns like a business or two. Yeah. Out of regs, literally. We could have so many fucking. Okay, so we have the veterans. Do we have the fan base? Do Warsnop to play? Dude, we just do like, yo, asking Alexandria, can you play a fucking set? What'd you say?
Just fucking treat it like that and just make it ridiculous. Do a live podcast. Yeah, live podcast. And then do gaming. Like actually set up just some live esports, but with us idiots. Oh, we know so many influencers. We get so many of them there just to do some panels and some Q&A stuff. Literally all it takes. Panels, Q&As. Could there be a private open bar? Yes. Private. Private. I'm not allowed at the private open bar.
I'm down. Let's do it before the end of the year. I think it would be dope. Before the end of the year? Yeah. Can we make that happen? Oh, fuck yeah. Like for real. Can we? I can roll it into maybe that's what we do with the charity event for Luke campaign. We do the charity stream from the Techport Arena. Yeah. The one where we raised 250 grand for veterans last year. Yeah.
I'm just saying it ain't bad and the people can come. And you know what they say, never meet your heroes. I mean, honestly, you don't want to meet us. No. We're trash. We're trash. Especially Eli. When's the charity thing? It's always end of October. Memorial Day, right? No. God, Memorial Day is next week. Veterans Day.
You're like, bro, yeah, same. I don't know. November-ish? It's November-ish. That would be perfect to wrap that in. We could raise way more than $250,000. In person? Oh, yeah, because then all the cameras are on that and the audience. Treat it almost like a game's done quickly. Bro. We can name it Cancelled Con. Yeah. All the cancelled influencers can come in. Unzipped. Con. Cancelled. Con. Oh, my God. Cancelled. Come to our con.
Or if you've already been canceled, come on down. That's actually kind of a fun idea. This is cool. And yeah, like Eli said, we do a documentary and put the documentary up on the unsub YouTube channel. Like how we made a con. And then we'll put this in here starting off with this. Just us like laughing and joking about it. Drinking too much. How we made a con happen in four months.
My god November's in four months. I mean wait June July August September No, five month over November. Okay, we got six. All right, but for clickbait will save three I Mean technically we'd have to have it wrapped in four months cuz we need like that - yeah, like ek Hey, what's up? Is she boys? Hey, we need a hundred pieces. Yeah, I
But here we have a gaming arena. I mean might as well have a LAN area and masks. No, no, we don't. They already have a LAN area at the fucking Techport Arena. Boom. Easy peasy. And all you have to wear is masks.
We already said we have a con you can beat up our enforcers. They just wear riot gear and you can beat the shit out of them. Here's your foam baton at the door. Hit our enforcers. No, we won't have tools as our enforcers. We'll have wonderful paid people. Police officers with firearms. Exactly.
Not volunteers that are looking to be pieces of shit to be born. That's, I mean, that's a great way to support the community too is have off-duty officers there as security. Yeah, pay. Boom, paid off-duty officers. Yeah, dude, that's like a win-win-win like all around. Charity, fucking companies, veterans, shit, us being dumbasses, meeting your heroes. Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo!
That's a cool idea. Let's nail down a date as soon as we can so we can start telling all of our influencer and buddies One more thing to add to your plate real quick. Can you do that? Thank God. I only have Let me look at all these plates It's fine. Good luck. I feel like Alice
This world feels like a lot right now. Stack that one right there, Eli. You're good. Okay, so we need an events manager. We need somebody to do this. We can make it happen. Oh, we can make Sam do it. He works for the tech part. Oh, I mean, we can make... Well, I can reach out to some of the Lindsay for boot campaign and then be like, hey, get on this earlier because she's ran events like that. Oh, has she? Yeah. Okay.
I'll talk to Matt. We need a team. Yeah, 100%. We can call them the offenders. Yeah. I have a media team. Oh, fuck you do. Yeah, I got a whole company and stuff. See?
Okay. Well, guys, you're just listening to a business meeting, apparently, for this podcast. They're like, what the fuck this podcast is? What just happened? Yeah, they just started talking business and writing shit down. Completely ignored. Now it feels like how I treat my chat on Twitch. You ignore them? Yeah. I'm like, yeah, they exist right now. I'm about to get a dub. UnsubscribeCon or UnsubCon? Or both. Unsub. I love UnsubCon.
Unsubcon. Unsubcon. Unsubcon. Unsubcon. Unsubcon. Unsubcon. We got it! Unsubcon. Unsubcon. Unsubcon. Unsubcon, huh? T-shirts that you can only get at the Unsubcon. Or Unsub Expo.
What's up Expo unsub unsub Expo unsubscribe Expo unsub Expo unsub con god? That's a hard so many all right. We do a business meeting again That's fine, though. We can do people want to hear this fuck you you want to listen I feel like unsubscribe is Better and then we can shorten it for posters and shit like that cuz that way it's it it shows everything It's like unsubscribe so technically for branding that is the way to do it not only that but it also it
Feels like a jab at YouTube. Yeah unsubscribe or any other fucking con I'll be so pissed if this takes off and it becomes a really big thing and we have to like help me How the charity of it feels each year now I'm like no it keeps growing and I can't say no now Like they're like Eli help him like baddie and everyone
Can you take some weight? I helped a lot last time. That's why I say, can you take some weight? Because it's always put on my plate first. And I'm like, don't worry. I'll reach out and fucking talk to people. Dude, we can get so many YouTubers and fucking actors. And we know so many people. We can get so many cool people out there.
Then if we can get Danny to play just an asking Alexandria live play fuck that is good day this thing Danny to sing acapella no instrument His voice is an angel I know piece of shit I could and we'll get Ed Sheeran
I don't know how. Promise all these people. We'll just promise, dude. We have a system of a down coming, Ed Sheeran, Lady Gaga's making a guest appearance. I heard Amy Whitehouse is coming back from the dead to play. Can we try to get Doja Cat there? Doja Cat? You like Doja Cat? Yeah, I do. Really? Yeah. You know who I'd want? A guilty pleasure of mine. Really? Okay. I'd want, um. Huh.
Electric call boy Eskimo call boy Oh my god Do you know they're playing in San Antonio next month Wait are they really where I don't know San Antonio though They're overseas always I was like holy shit
I don't know if you know them. They're fucking dope. Yeah, you played them for me one time. They're fucking good. They're so good. The whole show on like Saturday night, Danny and then like any of the other people we invite. Fucking God. There's the people that like us and watch our podcast that we like so much. Our last night. Holy shit. We get them out there. If we got Danny coming. You guys want to come play a concert at a convention in San Antonio?
Will like pay you I'll suck your dick all all the dicks everyone. There's a bunch of you on top of the convention Look at that mouth is if your penis is shaped like a sure 7b
I'm in. No gag reflex. Yeah, even if people aren't into the nerdy shit or want to come to the sub, we should just... Bro, it's Electric Coldwind Attack Attack. Are you fucking kidding me? Yeah, dude. We'll just have a show on Saturday night, and people will just show up for the show. Fucking Danny and Our Last Dying, people like that are there. Oh, that'd be a dope. It's not until October, you piece of shit. I don't think there's a way to lose money off of this. No. It's October 14th. Now we just got to see how much we charge.
Some proceeds go to... No. This is going to be like $400 for nosebleeds. For the next Fyre Festival. Oh, God. Yeah.
Oh, God. It's definitely going to be there. Set up your tents in the yard, guys. We'll have water and food for you. It's fine. We'll take care of you. Did you ever see the food they handed out? Bro, it was fucking bad. It was like one piece of white bread and a piece of cheese. And they were stuck there for how long? A couple days. Four days or some shit. My buddy John Karm was the one that did the doc for it. Oh, did he really? Yeah, the doc was really... I watched the Netflix thing. That's the same guy that did... So the same editor from that is the same guy that did...
The old Mentos commercial where they beat the shit out of that girl. Oh, yeah. Ruby Dogs. You remember Ruby Dog? No. It's like the most... It's the one big Mentos commercial from back in the day where it's like, Hey, I really like you. And she starts laughing at his face. And he's like...
So he takes a mint toast. He's like, da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da. Smiles at his friend, gives a thumbs up, and ding! And then he goes and starts punching her in the face. You haven't seen that. What? You haven't seen that? I didn't know what you were talking about. Ruby Dog Mint Toast. Fluck, we're going to take a break so he can see this. I'm doing the one thing I hate that Eli does constantly. Stacy Burger something burger. Ha ha ha! Ha ha ha!
My god, I'm surprised you've never seen that I've never okay, bro. Other old content is fucking Cream of the crop. I can't everybody's gonna listen to us make unsub con an actual thing. I know do this, right? We're gonna do this. I'm 100% down
Because I'll start making this happen and we'll figure it out. So we just gotta talk to gaming's place first techport I'll set up a meeting with him. Yeah today again. That's with what's his name? Sam? Sam sam sam sam. He's already there and he's already Talked to me and brought up about us running a podcast live there in the space So like it's already an option. Yeah, and then we'll just figure out the con side of things sam's a good dude And yeah, no, bro
The arena is pretty cool too because it's not massive but it's got like two levels. It's got a lot of space especially for a first con it's multiple bars Just so everyone's aware. We're gonna bars god I hope the biggest thing would be like there we got this space and it's just a giant fucking line and we're like Uh-oh, we didn't prepare enough Gonna make it byob No
You mean you want to just get roofied everyone? Yeah. Everyone come to fucking drunk con where everyone's throwing up and vomiting. Bro, this could be fucking nuts. We get demo involved. We get all the fucker bunker boys. Oh, God. I just picture it going bigger and bigger and each year. And it's just like, how big is PAX now, guys? Yeah. Well, we could beat the fuck out of PAX, I think. Yeah. We're in three states. I'm going to be like...
I will run a live D&D game if we do it. That would be awesome. I will absolutely run a live D&D game. See, there we go. We got a D&D fucking game going live, concert, then panels, podcasts live here. I have a couple different people come do podcasts live. You have your vendors, your booths, and then your fucking... Yeah. Yeah.
Just treat it like a nerd fest some shops where people can sell cards You can fucking hit up the card people here San Antonio then I know another shopping Cali that would love to come out and do some crazy shit with us They'd love our content. I've worked with them before some my Pokemon shit. This is fucking nuts. That is not a bad idea That would be chaos Hey everyone, welcome To the podcast we're back
We were just planning out an idea. You just got to see an ideation period. We forgot the cameras are rolling at this point. I think that's why we all get along too, is we can just do that in 10 minutes. Yeah. It's like check out. And that's how I'm going to have an hour.
We're all very creative people. It's really easy to get lost in ideas like that. No, but that's how we do our content. That's how the good shit comes. I mean, now it's a possibility. Now we can just think it through and fucking make it happen. And then all y'all motherfuckers out there are happy because you get to come get drunk. Don't assassinate us. Or just make sure it's clean.
Yeah, aim here. Don't miss. Here. Just don't. Don't shoot me in the dick or something. But like through. Not like the front of the draw. Yeah, don't. I don't want to be a mark. Let's be real. Let's get a close cast either way, bud. I know. And I don't want to look at you after. Yeah, I'd rather have that though. I just don't want my face face gone. I just don't want my face face gone. Oh, can I see the bottle opener? I'm not going to use it. I'm just going to use it to rip the paper. And then you're using your teeth. Yeah. Okay, nice. You got a perfectly good hard metal. Dude.
Yeah. Whoa, calm down over there. Yeah, fucking get that shit. I'll spit it back out. Spit it back in the other bottle.
Alright, so what porn stars want to come on the podcast? Oh god, I don't even know how we go. This is fucking crazy. I mean that's fucking dope. Because we can do this. That's not even that far fetched. Like when you actually break it down. I'm just looking at the back end of this. Yeah, it's good. We need people. Oh yeah, I know. And we have a team. We do. The Offenders.
And that's all that matters to get this Cody. You fly to low income areas. Oh no. Spread the word. Jesus Christ. Betty, you go kiss babies. What the fuck? Like, you know, all the babies kissing hands. Yeah. Cause you have to pick them up.
Mean it's chicken baby syndrome even real you know am I right is there any scientific? Oh my god, okay, what's oh and Pokemon cars? Let's just circle back around Pokemon boner pills holy shit so recently I went to Dallas did a little day trip over there to see a good buddy of mine who runs a couple bars shot topic select start barcade awesome Corey you're the man and
This dude is also a bit of a Pokemon aficionado. You said it's like a barcade that he owns. He owns a barcade and then he owns a hot topic. It's like the goth hot topic themed emo bar. Bro, it's fucking nuts. It's actually a lot of fun. And he also owns Select Star, which is a barcade. And these two bars are across the fucking street from each other. So you can just...
do whatever the you want and get drunk but um he is also a massive pokemon nerd and we gotta go see his collection and bro corey goes hard he is uh he he streams on whatnot under goodzilla and i think he also has a store there as well where he sells and trades and does all that uh crazy pokemon
He's got like a base set booster box. He's got like fossil boxes first edition packs like rocket packs all your old-school Wizard of the Coast packs. Oh shit of slabs Hundreds just in drawers. He's got his good ones his blade PSA 9 first edition Charizard first edition blast toys first edition fucking Venus or the full set like dang
Damn, dude look going through this guy's collection was fucking insane and on top of that He's got old PSA sealed like Gameboy like yellow version. He's got like like the original Gameboys Dude, dude's got a hell an unbelievable Pokemon collection like booster boxes elite trainer boxes all the old shit new shit Dude goes hard when it comes to Pokemon stuff. He's got a really cool stream set up for it all too It's got like moving displays for all the different crazy shit while he's doing breaks and stuff for people. I
Godzilla crazy crazy set up it was super cool to see and I'm gonna start trying to do a little bit more with Pokemon stuff and talking to him about it cuz Bro, fuck that shit. That was nuts and he actually gave me an insane deal on a PSA 8 Original base at Charizard. Oh, yeah, that thing's sexy bro. You put it on your story. Yeah, I was geeking like a fucking idiot look That's like that's a grass my first graded card. Oh
Actually have a piece a nine Gyarados now - which was pretty cool. Yeah Those old cars are so fucking dope. I know I used to have all of them wall multiple multiple I know thinking about all the old cars. Fuck you dad. I Threw away your cards. I found them all fuck you Thinking about all the old cards like the amount of Charizards I had like I Can see in my fucking mind's eye the binder I owned in the first page nine Charizards and
Flipping it over. One more Charizard. Flipping that page. Page of Venusaur. I can see the breakdown of all the cards in my head all the way up to the Neo set, which was it was base set.
uh fossil jungle base set to team rocket gym challenge and i think that's when neo started neo destiny neo discovery neo genesis and those three of the neo ones is where i was like that's my favorite shit and then they got into like the weird swipey card ones and that's when i stopped i was like pokemon's not cool anymore bro fuck this shit i still remember could have had thousands hundreds of
Thousands of dollars in Pokemon cards. I remember my friends black Lotus and a big glass thing He saw two black Lotus's this weekend. Well, he know this is back in the everyone No, I was that so the whole reason I went was there was an Expo card Expo with some Pokemon stuff But also sports cards and magic oh god I literally saw a fifteen thousand dollar heavily played black Lotus along with another one that was that was sealed and graded like
Heavily played is 15 grand dude not even graded just sitting in a fucking top loader I saw two black lotuses me I was gonna take a picture that I got distracted by boobies or something but it was like what the fuck my buddies was pristine he had in a big piece of glass and he had his what are they called the proxy yeah he shows black lotus and this was when I was fucking like sick
young, seven, eight, nine, whenever, however old I was. But he was like, yeah, I bought this Black Lotus for 75 bucks. I remember that. And he had it all glassed out. And you fast forward to today and I'm like, I hope he carried that. I hope he held up. Can you talk to that man? No, not in fucking...
Bro, you got that black loose, bro? I know. You got that black loose, bro? Hey, so I'll give you a thousand bucks for it. I will suck that dick. Dude, you see those old cars and you're just like, oh, and the Multilands. The Dualands. Dualands. I know Josh Lee Kwai. That's the story. Because he had a box of... Four now? Josh had a box of Dualands.
His basement flooded back when he was younger. I remember you telling us. Yeah, he lost them all. Yeah, he only had a few from it. And you're like, do you know how much a box is, Cody? Like, so you're having, what is that? The low end of the shitty low end of dual ends is like $250 to $300. And you have an average four to seven. You're having like 200 cards of that. Yeah.
The high end you can see some of the a seven to a thousand if you start talking like the originals versus the revised Revised to do lands are still 500 fucking dollars, bro They're like fucking it's not that's again under its raw cards ungraded you start talking about graded shit. It's just exponential
Exponential growth on those fucking prices and you're like y'all made fun of me for investing in Pokemon cards isn't the end of the world currency I'm telling you I'm telling you I'm the one that got you into Pokemon cards back into it. No, I made up all the boxes look up all the box You're like a box and you bought ten boxes like that day. I made fun of him for into the world Yeah, you were there for that's right. Yeah, that's what's gonna work in the End of the time
Hmm you're like I'll trade this for your 9mm but cool Like dope I have a card that no one has currency for can't wait to see What's gonna be the end of the world currency because it's gas and gas Pussy and food
Food and gas and balls and pussies you can fuck about whatever yeah gas and money right that's gonna be on the world current no money Like we're all metals like gold and silver yeah It's always been you know the back for currency I still think ammo and gas is gonna be and water like foods waters and like that I think that's gonna be like food more as fair where people are like so I
Is that our next shirt instead of Foxhound? It's survival. It's gonna be a gas can. It's gonna be like a food and water. It's gonna be ammo. Pokemon card.
Guns, ammo, and a Charizard. Actually, Matty, you'd be safe if you were trying to trade your Charizards and shit. And it's like, I have you approach me, and then I have a guy with, like, bullets and stuff approach me, and food. He's like, I'll give you this. I'm like, well, I'm not killing the Pokemon card guy. He's giving me Pokemon cards. Right. Pow. Now I have ammo guy. I have more ammo. See? Pow.
But I have a friendly face. I have kind eyes. You're not going to shoot me. Yeah, that's what people look for. The post-apocalypse is he has kind eyes. I'm not going to murder this guy. Thank you. Forever sleep won't happen today. That Charizard looked really dope. Bro, you say that until you hold a basic fucking graded Charizard and you're like, I do need this. God, it's insane how much those cards are fucking worth.
it like kills me i'm like dear god and even worse the difference between like in a seven and eight a nine to a ten looking at like a nine to a ten it's it's still it's like hundreds of thousands of dollars it's like a millionaire to a billionaire
People are like, oh, it's the next thing up. Bro, you don't know. You can't comprehend the amount of money, the amount of difference between a millionaire and a billionaire. It's just looking at like, oh, that's a $1,000 card. Oh, that's a $500,000 card. Do you understand what a $500,000 piece of cardboard? Imagine a 10 with a misprint.
Yeah, the cards it Oh like Logan Paul. That's what he made his necklace out of it's a 10 grade to 10 Charizard No, his was a great 10 Pikachu. It was a special Pikachu print the one for the boxing match that he did Yeah, I was positive as a Pikachu right because it was the most expensive card like individual card ever bought or something like that I know he's no he had a Charizard. He walked out. It was Jake Paul that walked out. Yeah, Jake Paul Yes, Jake Paul walked out with that Charizard around his neck. It was like 500k and
That's your fucking icy flash. You're like, yo, dog, what's up, bitches? It's pretty dope. Got my fucking Charizard and shit. I'm worth money. That was Logan Paul. It was a Charizard. You're right. You're right. You're right. 100%. I thought it was a Pikachu. Logan's the one that walked out with that? Did Logan Paul box? I think they've both done some boxes. Oh, yeah. So he did walk out. Which one's the old one? Oldest one? Isn't that Logan? I mean, that dude's like a genius, marketing genius, because he was into that fucking thing at the time. He's like, I'm going to wear this out.
He's the reason that it is. Yeah, the the fucking the first edition booster boxes are like 500k right now. Mm-hmm That's influence Bro, it's straight up It's insane like as much shit as everyone wants to give Logan Paul for being a whatever trash human or for being Logan Paul the dude literally
revived Pokemon in every sense of the word. You can't even deny that. Nobody... You can hate these guys. It's like PewDiePie with Minecraft. Yes, absolutely. PewDiePie like fucking brought life back into Minecraft when he was like, I'm going to play this game and get like 50 million views for every episode and do like a hundred episode series on it. And you're like, PewDiePie just made so much cash. Logan Paul's $5 million card necklace was a big... It was a...
What is that it's not it's not the Charizard it was the Pikachu when I fucking knew it was his first one was the Charizard Why is that Pikachu so special? Oh, it was the WWE thing. He walked out not boxing. It was just for The big like what is it Smackdown or some shit? Yeah
It's some it's some fucking rare card that there was only a couple of them printed and his is the only like it was it was a card that originally wasn't a 10 and then I got he opened it and it got regraded as a 10 and it's like the only fucking 10 so it's a five million dollar card or some shit. Jesus. How does it get so it was graded but he opened it up. It
I think it had been graded a couple times and it was so close multiple times by different people that had it regraded to see if it'd be a 10 and it hit like a 10 or something like that. Because when it comes to grading, your difference between a 9 and a 10 is literally like, was the dude having a good day that day? The guy who graded it? Unfortunately, that's kind of how it comes down to grading. It's like YouTube monetization. Yeah, it's like, who's going to look at the card today? I would send my Charizard in with $1,000. Doesn't matter. It doesn't go to a brand. It goes to the company.
It goes into a batch of other ones. It's wild. Card grading is like the biggest scam and shit right now. It's fucking wild. The amount of there's a guy named Pokemon Rattler. I think it is that goes through that and looks at how cards are graded. People have been submitting really good fake cards and they're coming back like eights and nines. Jesus. So a lot of the a lot of card companies are getting called the fuck out.
for great for either undergrading or overgrading or just straight up grading fake cards
No shit because like how much money's in it right now? It doesn't matter like you have people who have been grading sports cards their entire life who have now been handed a Pokemon card Don't know what the fuck they're looking for other than centering how the holographic how the print looks They're not looking to see if the cards real yeah, they're like oh ink pattern looks good holographic print Oh, there's a line through the print line, so that's not a 10 Oh, but it's got a good squirrel So it's a nine and a half if it's a Beckett whatever then they're looking at the centering for it and
So there's obviously so much more that goes into grading. I'm just simplifying things, but there's a lot of, a lot of like controversy going around with like Pokemon card grading services. Like the people who graded Logan Paul's box, the three and a half million. Yeah. That was all fake. Yeah. The company that graded them is no longer accepting any like Pokemon cards or some, at least they were months ago. I don't know where it's at now, but they've stopped accepting cards because they're like, yeah, we can grade that. We can authenticate that.
And they have no idea what the fuck they're doing. Yeah I remember that whole shit story for the guy that sold in the box and all that is like shady It's like everyone did there is so much I've been was so again this book one rather guys on an entire like breakdown of like hour-long videos on that he called that's the whole reason it got checked in the first place because this guy called out Logan Paul being like hey man 99% sure your box is fake
Because of this fucking youtuber with 3000 subs. Yeah. And he's gone through and he's made like fucking 12 videos now on this entire process going back to the dude who faked it. And it's so it's crazy to like, it's really fun to watch because I love going in deep dives on like fake shit like that, even more so when it's Pokemon and Pokemon.
It's nuts. Dude, they go. You get to see how the Internet community is fucking. Don't try to fake shit because they're going to find out. Internet detectives will fucking ruin you. See this one pixel. This is wrong. And this is why this is wrong. It's like speed runners on something. It was barcodes on the box. Barcodes on the box. They never printed. They never printed a base set box like that.
For our first edition base set box like that. It's not true and everyone's like no that's exactly that's what look at this one picture from another box And he's like that's not right. This is the one and he like fucking broke down barcodes They go dude they go like that's why I love summoning salt and those speedrunner breakdowns because they do that They're like this guy did a fake run because you can tell right at this moment for this little thing Yeah, this happened at this exact time frame. So it's splice or whatever it is and you're like, oh
I didn't what? Okay. You guys broke it down to that level. Hey, I can't even get mad. You're fucking, you know, you're fucking shit. Yup.
But god damn it. Okay, Batty. First off, new Summoning Salt episode's out. Fucking check it out. I love that guy. I don't know what that is. I'll check it out. He does the... We watched the Ninja Gaiden one. Oh, okay. Or the Pokemon one. The Pokemon one. I think so. He breaks down speedruns. Okay, okay, okay. He's fucking... He is the... He gets into it, man. Dude, he breaks them down. Watch Summoning Salt Red Pokemon, original Pokemon speedrun, because he shows you like the... It's...
40 minutes, 50 minutes long. Oh, my God. That's silly. Oh, but he breaks down like, hey, here's the world record when they started doing the speed runs. This is the progression it made to this point. Here's the leaderboard. Here's the individuals. And they found out this little piece of secret or trade. And he breaks it down to where it stands today. And it's fucking so like we just we sat there and watched a whole episode. Like, it's good. You'll like it. All right. Yeah.
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