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Don't want to poop in that one cuz then we're gonna sit here and fucking smell it mmm. We're in the front of my house something this one I'm a bathrooms in here three The ceilings are like uncomfortably low. It's just this area the master bedrooms got fucking massive ceilings I have no idea and even more so you walk into that room regular ceilings. It's just this one spot. They're low. I don't get it very
You ever watch Smiling Friends? Dude, I saw that clip on Twitter. I'm like, what the fuck is that? You should get high and watch it. I don't really smoke weed anymore. You should do drugs and watch it. No, Heather and I watched all 11 episodes last night. They're like 10 minutes long. When do you got spirits in your house? It was really fucking funny. What was? Smiling Friends. What are you drinking, Cody? I'm drinking a beer.
I'll drink a beer with you, bro. We got the whiteys and the beeries. Okay. We're sitting comfortable. I'm like, hi there. Am I in focus? Fuck this lime shit. You got one clean? I'm going to down this real quick. I got more. Good. Then I'll go to a white. I don't know. Is that like bad?
Oh my god and he wonders why he's never invited on. Already fucked it up, Clint. My bad. This is bad juju. God. This is why Cody's house is haunted. You can make the sound. It's your fault his house is haunted. My bad. Make the sound. Make the sound. You're calling a cat? Say hi to Eli. His racially ambiguous daddy. That guy's fucking ridiculous. Don't know.
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Very nice. Like my childhood. Your childhood was not above average. No, it was poor. It was super poor. We were talking about that. I was like, I remember my aunt and cousin, and they had food stamps. I was like, man, they get all the good food and live in the nice apartment. I was like, I was really poor. When that's my life process, I was like, your boy was poor. Imagine being too poor for food stamps. I think it could be the paychecks.
I can't afford the pen, sorry. Do you have a table to write on? Come here, Eli, I need to use your back. Oh, I love it. Hi, welcome, buddy. It's good to be on, guys. Thanks for... It's been a long time since you were on the podcast. I think I was on like one of the first episodes. Before Double Digits, yeah. Definitely sub 10. Because you were on it when we used to do it at Cody's Place, too. Yeah. And talk about video games. Yeah, we used to talk about video games. How that has changed. Gamer boys, huh? Oh, how that...
So many good guests on there we had demolition ranch don't cold Steve Austin clean on fucking excited I mean we had Leon lush. Yeah, I'm looking Danny Wars law big shout out to Leon for the worst episode ever in performance Yeah I Guess that's you for being a dick
Touched me that's what happened where did he touch you on the shoulder? In other places no no spot Eli's shoulder is a sense of a spot when you grab them you just wish there Yeah, no you just get mean and batty when you touch for whatever reason Eli touches our guests, and they get angry. Oh, it's just like a crash me curse The spirit in Cody's house now I would put it in
Yeah, I guess, man. Everyone in my house thinks my house is haunted. It's like there's all these weird noises now and shit and the dogs get angry at nothing in empty rooms. Heather's a basic-ass white bitch, so that understands that. Second, Choco's black.
So he's gonna be... Melissa's a Mexican. She's brown. I don't believe in this shit. They're superstitious and they hate ghosts. Sounds like you need some sage. Yeah, well, you know, since they all believe in it and they're all kind of spooked up right now, we're gonna get clean over there and he's gonna burn some sage for us. I like the idea. It's like, ghosts, evil spirits, go grass.
You think like the constantine stuff would work if it's real I could like put holy water on my bullets on my bedside Put some salt maybe you know salt might work salt bullets salt shotgun shells. Oh, yeah get some rock salt So I won't go through the walls. There's some silver bullets for the werewolves. Mmm
Some crucifixes for the vampires at might hang the garlic up It's crazy man It's like okay draw a circle of salt Yeah, and then sage burn the shit out some sage all those ghosts will leave what how does that stop especially demonic ones?
Does that even mean what do you mean demonic one there are good spirits there are bad spirits, okay? So this is a break this down Barney style for me, okay? So like in the spiritual community There's there's what are called good spirits And then you have your bad spirits the bad spirits like to do bad stuff like possess you and make you do nasty things Well the good spirit is in me Maybe maybe a little bit Everybody's got one in them
Taco Bell demon Is this a bad demon are we talking about I don't know just keep slamming in the house and we find doors open outside and I don't know I don't I don't believe in this shit. I didn't think it's all coincidence happening at the same time
Like, oh my god, Donut, you didn't hear it, but the dryer door is shut. You're like, okay. I didn't say that, Heather. That was all Eli. She doesn't listen to this. No, she doesn't. She's getting some... Oh, no. Oh, fuck. You're like, ah!
Just in case Yesterday like yesterday I was doing something on the couch today I was putting up dishes and there's dishes that been there for like two hours And I was like looked over and it started to fall and I caught it and I put it back up I was like whoo Sav was like man good catch babies again. My first reaction wasn't like the fucking ghosts You see that baby pushed over those two dishes trying to ruin our day. I was just like oh fucking gravity just
What if gravity is a ghost? Newton is explaining this. That's how that worked. Now, and I will get into, I love some ghost shit. I watch scary ghost stories all the time. It's some of my favorite shit. And you do get the ones that,
I'll just send them. There's like ones where you're like, okay, a little bit. It makes you a little scared. Yeah. The ones where you're like, I can't explain that entire fucking thing. Like period. And there are some real good ones where people are like, you're generally, it's hard to bring reason into some of those situations sometimes. Like, cause like the way that we were kind of like programmed is to like, Oh, you gotta, you gotta try to logically. Yeah. You're trying to logically like put it together and you can't, it's just like, like your brain just isn't really working. My last two brain cells were like, shoot. Yeah.
Ghost, ghost, ghost. There was that one. It was a fucking dude. He's like video. He just explores shit. It was a cave. He was exploring a cave and home dude has like all these like thousands of videos of urban exploration. Only one he gave like he was like he never does haunted shit. It was the only time he was like, you know, I'm like hyper uncomfortable right now. And he's like, I can't. He's like, I am.
It was like two miles into this fucking cave system. Like really far in. It's going to take a minute to get out. Yeah. And he starts hearing sounds down there and it's like a, like,
Like weird. And then he, and his camera caught it. He didn't see it visually. He was just like, and it looks like two sets of eyes come out, look, and then go back up. And he just keeps walking that way. Cause he didn't see it on the camera. He's like walking back that way. And he hears these weird sounds again. He's just fucking, he's like, huh? Okay. That fight or flight response starts to kick in real fast. Cause especially when you don't, well, he didn't know, he didn't see the eyes until he got home. Oh yeah. That probably makes sense. Yeah. And then you're like, oh fuck. And there was another one. It was a house and the dude, it was a,
Dude was it was a hospital or abandoned one of those things 400 people It was like a piece of shit and he's just going through and he doesn't notice anything it was his viewers that like it was in the comment section like bro you missed like
Someone or something was there with you because the first one it's there's just a small hole in the wall and you see what looks like an eye Looking at him and then goes and he's just like going like this just looking around It's on the ceiling so he even register and then once he clips in cuts it you're like that looks like a fucking face up there looking and then moves away and the second one was like a Shad oh, he's in this place by himself. He's looking around and then you see a shadow of
Like you just like in the background, you just see it looks like an arm drop and then disappear out of it. And it is far away. He doesn't notice it. He goes like throughout the rest of it. He's like, oh, cool fucking place and leaves. Then after comment sections like, oh, motherfucker was over there with me. Or was it a ghost? Those spirits, man. I'm uncomfortable. I will say that I used to like binge watch like urban exploration videos. I love that shit. It was fun, man. I used to watch that all the time as well.
Just like seeing people exploring crazy old fucking missile silos and shit like that, like sewers, insane underground sewer systems or old hospitals, whatever. It's crazy what like 40 years of decay, just just 40 years of decay just does to these buildings. Oh, yeah. Especially they're not maintained or anything like that. Like how fast our world just decomposes. Oh, yeah. No, I honestly like it would take.
probably 30 to 60 days for like nobody to mow their lawns anymore and like for like if society ever like blacked out yeah everything would like nature to be like this is mine now and they're just like it would just take everything back and it wouldn't even look like the same type of place that we live in now nature is healing oh no that's us we're the bad stuff yeah some of those fucking caves like and then you got those scary videos like the that one you ever see where they're exploring the cave and they find that little girl in it
What someone left a little girl got lost in the cave so these people are in there She didn't speak English, and it's a big child in again. Yeah, they were like They were like they went through there were deep in his cave And they're like go through this little part and it's a little girl just staying in the dark and like what the fuck? Wow, and she can't speak English, and they're like holy shit, so they're like hey You have to come with us come with us take her up her parents and
Didn't know where the fuck she was. She was in the cave just wandering around. How long was she in there? It was like a few hours, which that kid's traumatized for a while. Piss black. Running into walls and shit. Can you just imagine? Look at these cool black tights and child!
I'd be like, "It's not real." Just turn around and walk the fuck out. That's a ghost. I would've kicked it. I'd be like, "That's a demon ghost." That demon bleeds. That's weird. Why is it screaming?
Fuck that shit. Do you watch this? Yeah, have you ever seen the Chernobyl exploration videos? Honestly, the Stalker franchise is like one of my favorite gaming franchises and it takes place there. Really fucking cool place. There's a lot of history there and it's also really creepy. Yeah, because it's a fucked up situation. Oh yeah, a lot of people fucking died. Radiation.
Plants dead. Animals still surviving. Oh, dude, the mutant animal videos on YouTube. Oh, yeah. They just survive there and they're like, that's where these animals...
They're alive somehow. You know how radiation works? How it breaks down your cells on like a crazy level, right? Yeah, your DNA just literally just peels apart. And that's for everything. That's why that helicopter stops working. Because that, it just, like molecular, it breaks everything apart. I want to go watch that Chernobyl fucking show. Was that on HBO? Yeah, you've never seen it? No, I did. Honestly, I never. I haven't seen it either. It is so good. I'm a fucking degenerate. I just watch anime.
No, holy shit. It's so good. It's unbelievable. I've rewatched it like three or four times. Okay mystery in between Chernobyl Yeah, really? Yeah, it's better than this Almost on the first season mister in between it's so good. Is there good dude? Is it a dialogue you haven't seen this? It is so different Yeah, no you guys have told me about it. I'm gonna check it out for sure. No, it's Chernobyl's on a different fucking plane episodes and
10? Yeah, 10 or 11. It's like a mini-series. It might only be 6. Like 6 to 10. It's short. They're an hour apiece. I think Russia came out and they're like, this show is propaganda. It was not like this. Yeah, I thought they did.
Like we handle it fine Chernobyl not a big deal We spray water it was no big deal Radiation gone And you get to see like they go through everything that was fucked up from like the beginning to the freakout to the cover up Well radiation poisoning is really really fucked up because like it's it's a really painful and slow way to die depending on how much you get dosed and like a lot of people your skin can literally just It just falls out
Oh, what's better is that and they talk they talk about it on there You have your recovery period where you actually feel better you feel like you're like it's you feel like shit and then all of a sudden Holy shit, and that's what happens it you're literally what's it? What do they call it sloshes off like your organs just they they turn into paper and just melt that's Yeah, yeah
Your meat bags licking. It's not doing so good. You gotta watch Chernobyl. Holy shit. Yeah, I gotta watch it now. Wow. I'll watch it with you. I'll come over and watch it with you. It's like a docuseries, but they dramatize it so well. Burn sage and watch Chernobyl. Yeah, burn sage and watch it. You're gonna be sitting there quietly.
Just a little burning bush on your fucking coffee table. At least the spirits aren't here. You know what's my favorite part? When it's like the international ghost hunter and they're like, okay, we're in this castle. Like fucking Vlad Teb's castle. Dracula's. We're in Dracula's castle. Let's get this.
Ghost, what is up? And then you hear it's like, get out. It's like weird. They're in Transylvania and the ghosts speak English. Fucking crazy. Wow. Everything's still English and ghost language. They just don't care about it. Everybody speaks American. They already know what's going on. America is heavy. Oh no, only America goes to heaven. Oh no. There we go, pissing off religion again.
- Hope you speak English, that's what they let you in out of the gate, brother. - Fucking God. - Oh man. - Yes. - You need to watch it. - Oh God. - What's up Cody? - I don't know. - I thought you were gonna say something. I was like. - I was just gonna transition into video games. - Oh. - Perfect, let's see this natural transition. I'm liking his moves so far. - Do you like video games? - Let me think about it for a second.
I haven't played anything in a minute. I'm playing through modern warfare 2 right now so I can get to the no Russian First mission
No, no. It's like halfway through. Is it? The opening says, do you want to play a really gnarly mission throughout this? You don't know what it is when you're playing through the first time. It's like, yeah. And then you get to the mission and you're like, oh, this is cool. Oh. Bro, thinking about that level in a game now...
Oh, people would be angie. I'm surprised they were. They were. I was going to say they're bad. They're very upset. They haven't went back and taken it out. They're taking down all the statues and shit. They're like, well, this is bad. We're going to go back and change history. There is a game that's getting kind of controversial right now. It's called Ready or Not. It's like...
Swat so well there's some areas of it that are controversial cuz like it's they have like a school shooter mission coming up And it's called ready or not. It's like a SWAT sim game It's like the spirit thing literally say it's like the spiritual successor to SWAT 4 and there's there's gonna be a school shooting mission there when there's other missions were like you break into pedophiles houses and you have to like go save children and like We're stopping Okay Tommy
No candy cane talk. Nope. Get your phone out and call your friend and tell him not to come to school tomorrow. Hey, I'm like you guys. Don't come to school tomorrow. Thanks for the candy. Yeah. He's like, God damn it. Nothing against her is shit, though. No, it's a hard fucking game. It's difficult. Like, it's...
the ai is very challenging and very human and you die quick as in it too yeah yeah like real quick i was playing with freddy and nico on that one we were trying they were trying to teach it to me i was like what the
The best thing is just use the 9mm. No, it's... The ARs don't recoil much. I mean, all the guns in the game are simulated pretty well, because you gotta shoot. Guns don't have that much recoil in some games, like Escape from Tarkov. Like, yeah. It's fucking... Wait, not every gun shoots like a gun in Counter-Strike? And they just go everywhere? Just bullets fucking left and right out the barrel? What? Full auto's not the most controllable thing. Oh, yeah. Yeah.
True. It goes pretty much everywhere. You're definitely right about that. But, I mean, most of the guns in that game are pretty controllable for the most part. But...
I mean, they're doing some controversial stuff just 'cause like, they're like, "Hey, this is the type of stuff that real cops get called on to do and like, this is the real world and like, we can't..." Their goal isn't to like, Hollywood that shit and politicize it. 'Cause like, let's be honest, like, you were on SWAT. Like, you probably got called on to some fucking really fucked up calls. Yeah, gnarly stuff. Yeah, and like, you know, it just like, it kinda just goes to show like, what you guys kinda go through 'cause like, let's be honest. No, you're wrong. The world is full of rainbows and unicorns and nothing bad ever happens. Stop it. And the cops are bad. Stop it!
Never go on calls where people are shooting other people ever. Yeah, hey cab just hug fights We have a hug by breaking out Ready to tickle watch out That silly string
It's like that um that one senator when that 14 year old girl was stabbing the other girl and that one senator got on Twitter and said kids have been knife-fighting for years now why did the officer shooter? Oh God yeah, oh my god. That's just a fun little night. Yeah, it's like it's a fun little night. I've never been in a knife fight Me either I mean I was a Marine Corps martial arts martial arts like a combat instructor and like I
Like they always said like hey like we teach you knife fighting but like you don't want to get in a knife fight that shit sucks like it's real number one my fight you're gonna get cut you're gonna get fucking cut somebody's gonna get hurt and that shit's fucking scary I liked it because we had like lacrosse gauntlets on and like helmets and shit and we go in the woods with like fucking plastic knives and like stab each other and shit but you know that was kind of fun because it's kind of like a game but when you have real knives it's actually like oh this is actually gonna hurt me my organs hurt now ow I can't feel my fingers anymore they're gone
Yeah, they fell off. I think I heard someone say one time, it's like, there's two losers in a knife fight. The guy that dies on scene and the guy that dies in the ambulance. Yeah. Oh, shit! I won't mess with knives. I'm like, nah. I mean, honestly, if I had to choose, I'd rather get shot. I'd run. I'd rather just get shot. There's a knife I can outrun. Yeah. I'd be like, cool, there's a knife. First, gotta be faster than your bullet. My bullets are faster than the knife thing. That is gonna fall! Yeah.
I just flash a bright light in Batty's eyes. No! Shit, no, not my head! What am I gonna do? I cast Sacrifice. Run away from Batty.
Y'all rude. You know the rules of zombie land. You know what, man's right. You gotta get in shape, buddy. You're gonna die. Grantham said that too. He did. He did. I was on my couch eating Cheetos. I saw him like, K, Mike.
Shout out to Mike. Two million subs. Yeah, good for him. Yeah, he crushing him. Yeah. Two million subs. Yesterday, I think. Yeah. Brandon's so close too, man. I think he's less than 100,000. Imagine losing him. Imagine having to build him a very sick gun. Was that the bet? That was the bet. Yeah. Brandon's got to build him a...
does does he build him an ak or what i think i think brandon is going to build him an ak okay something like that's concerning i'd rather have one of brandon's builders build me an ak yeah
Good point. Was it Brandon's going to build him an AR and AK? An AR would make more sense. I don't know. It was one of the things. It was going to be a super sick gun. They were neck and neck there for a minute. Yeah, they're close. Brandon was right up on his ass. I think Mike ramped up the amount of videos he was putting out. He put out his helmet video today. Yeah, I saw that. He's basically like, if you don't have your head, you're going to go to the forever sky. That's why you should have an armored helmet. Yeah.
That's a good point. Sometimes you might get shot in the head. Yeah, thanks, man. You guys are way better friends than I am because I don't watch anyone's
YouTube shit. I don't even watch our own shit. I've never watched an unsubscribe episode. I've never watched... Yes, you have! You've said you have on our podcast. Are you lying? When have I said I've watched a full episode? You're the one that watches the full... Somebody has to watch it more. Make sure we don't get canceled. Make sure we don't get canceled. That's going to happen no matter what. I'm texting Keemstar right now. Yeah.
Drama alert! White man yells at Mexican. Yeah, I don't watch all of them, but I like to listen to some of them. I think the only one I've listened to the entirety of was when we had Stone Cold on. That was a good one. Stone Cold's like my favorite. You know there's some people that occasionally listen to this and they'll be like, they had Stone Cold on? Where's that episode? Hold on a second. I just see Goldberg! Ha ha ha!
Where is it? One of my good buddies back home in Vermont is the biggest wrestling nerd in the world. And bro, has he been mad? Was he geeking hard, dude? Dude, my uncle, he's got wrestling tattoos and shit. Oh my gosh. Massive fan. He's like, why the fuck did I just find out on the internet you had Goldberg on your podcast and you didn't tell us? I was like, no. I love you. I forgot.
I've never really man. I've tried to watch wrestling cuz like I used to watch like MMA and stuff like oh It's like fighting. Oh, no, it's not It's very different and you're young dude. Yeah, like your generation you're skipping it Yeah, I was a tail end of what y'all y'all fucking did like Monday Night Raw It was like I mean still really big but like back then it was just like it was like mainstream entertainment Oh, yeah, it was like it was like these shit to watch over as Goldberg says they moved
Monday night football to be later later they move football later because wrestling it used to be on at the same time people had to choose in their viewers and and people were picking wrestling over wow that's that's that's the pinnacle how long how long was how long has gold big been doing wrestling it's probably 1990s late 90s started right yeah holy yeah I mean he's what 55 54 54.
I know right like wrestling's I've been around for a long time But when did it like really kick off was it like early 90s 80s 90s 80s and 90s? I think we're the prime like sting Hulk, but in Sting bra honestly, I fucked staying. I'm saying he's cool. What was that one movie? I
I can't remember. It was like that wrestling movie. Oh with um you got you know like sting time upside down is a pussy Yeah, yeah, yeah, dude that movie was thick and like sting comes out I like the end of it and he like fucking kicks one of the wrestlers ass or something they put him in like the cage and
You know what I mean? It's a comedy. It's literally a comedy movie. It's so good. Who has a David Arquette? Who's in that? I honestly can't. I almost said Jack Black when I'm like, no, it wasn't him. It was somebody else, man. What was that fucking movie? I remember that line that you just said. Yeah, man. Comedy wrestling movie. Batty just...
I'm looking it up right now. I swear. Yeah, like it was a good fucking movie. Yeah, Diamond Upside Down's a pussy. I think, no, Kid Rock wasn't in that one. They might be thinking of something else. Was that David Arquette? I can't remember. I don't know. That's an old movie. It was like 90s. It was like 90s or early 2000s. Ready to Rumble? Yeah. Who's in it? Who's the actors? I literally just googled Sting wrestling comedy movie. First thing that shows up is right there.
Um, David Arquette, Oliver Platt and Scott. Nice, nice. I'm surprised I remembered. David Arquette was in that. Yeah, there we go. Dude, that movie was so good. Huh. No shit. If you guys haven't seen that, go watch that. I don't. I don't know if I've seen it. Dude, it's a good fucking movie. It's funny. I probably watched it when I was like 12. Yeah. I remember, for me, like, I watched it when I was like 10, 11. Like, when I was really young, but I was like, this movie fucking rocks. Like, yeah. I wanna wrestle. Fuck yeah.
Good man. He has like that Goldberg's in it Booker T. Oh my god. They got a lineup man. It's Sid Vicious. Mysterio do they have everyone in that movie John Cena was in it uncredited But
Speaking of other like really garbage games, y'all played Battlefield 2042, right? No, never heard of it. Right before we go on games. We're doing it? Yeah. You want to just do the one from Goldberg because he did a really good one? We'll add both. I'll rub it in my hair right now. Just say yes on this one. Rub it in your hair right now. It smells good. It smells, that one smells, I actually. Hey everyone, head over to Adderigs.com. Adderigs with a Z at the end and use code UNSUB and try out our new smooth operator pomade that just actually launched earlier this week.
Look at that lush, clean as ruby in his hair right now. Punch into that. That one smells good, though. It does. Did you smell that one? Usually they smell like too strong. Yeah, it's just subtle, like not too much. You don't want it to be too potent. It's smooth.
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Don't know yes, probably added it because people were typing it and trying to use it and then now we're getting cells using code 20 to say 20 Joe's like how people are using Pretty good whose fan base is worse like Brandon's or this How many times have you guys met your fan base IRL? Yes. Yes. Yes on this. Yeah randomly. I
We met him, but never like a meetup. I don't know if I want an unsub meetup. There's just too much cum. They're just like, all right, get ready. Guys, remember what you said. Cum. He's throwing it at us. You saved it in jars. Jesus Christ. Oh, God. Since you started the podcast. Oh, God. Since you started the podcast. Since episode one. Yucky. I'm uncomfortable. Why are there amoebas? Shut up.
So 2042 am I right? Yeah, that game was bad. It was really bad We talked about because that's Niko's main game. Oh, yeah, Niko that quit. Yeah that yeah, he quit Yeah, he's playing warzone now. He's gonna be playing a battle bit with me though. That game is actually really sick Yeah, you've been talking about that a lot. It's called battle bit It's it's made by like three devs like two of them are part-time one of them's full-time so it's basically made by one guy who's the main programmer, but
It's basically like put Insurgency Sandstorm gunplay. If you guys ever played that, it was a cool game. Very good game. Like you can take your magazine out and then like, oh, there's a guy. Pull your hand out and shoot him and then pull your gun back out and then insert your magazine so you don't get like Tarkov where you're like, oh no, fuck. And you're like stuck there reloading.
you know the gunplay is just really solid and it's simulated really well but you can blow everything up like everything is destructible okay so is battle bit like a realistic style looking game or because it's called battle so it looked like the characters kind of look like roblox or minecraft the game the world the game world doesn't though it's like it's kind of like a low poly art style okay but it doesn't like play like how it looks at all like it really plays like a tactical shooter really it's like a very realistic game which is a lot of fun um and it's honestly just a lot of fun like you can just like you can
you can VoIP. Are there Robux in it? No, there's no micro-sensors. Oh boy. Yeah, that was actually a really funny story. How much did he put you down the drain? Like 5 Gs? Yeah. Damn. Yeah. And we've told that on here 16 times, 17 times. Yeah.
John will never outgrow that story. You're going to probably bug his ass when he's 21 and be like, hey, it's your birthday, but remember when you spent five grand on Robux? Yeah, you want your first car? Pay for it. Bet you can buy it in Robux. Yeah, bitch. I should have bought all those jets and mansions in Robux. Fucking big balling. Now, that game, I don't know, man. Like...
I mean, just burn out on game. I haven't been playing. We were talking about this ad before we got here. I haven't streamed in like three days, almost four days, just because I get on the computer. I'm looking through Steam. I'm like,
Fuck, bro. Like, I even see people on Twitch. Like, people are gripping at straws right now. Anything, dude. Anything, dude. People are playing, like, this Blood Hunt game, and it's, like, it's literally, like, PUBG vampires, and it's, like, so fucking lame. There's, like, superpowers and all this fucking, fucking, like, Zoomer shit, and I'm like, man, fuck all that crap, man. Like, nobody wants that. Like, nobody, like, 2042 was, like, such a garbage game.
Mainly because you have these huge AAA developers who don't even play video games and they're making gameplay design decisions on a game
And they're making those decisions purely based on marketing sales and who will buy this product. And culture. And culture, yeah, exactly. And so the two biggest shooters out were Modern Warfare and Apex Legends. And if you literally look at both of those games and then, okay, let's call it Battlefield instead. It plays just like both of them. There's grappling hooks. There's fucking sliding. You can literally slide uphill. And there's the specialists. So everybody's unique and everybody has their own personal character. Battle grandma. Yeah.
Battle grandma, yeah, dude that got you so salty dude. I'm so fucking mad dude. Battle grandma dude. Why is there a 58 year old woman in kit running around in Battlefield right now? What the fuck? Is there really? Yes! Yeah, there's like a 60 year old. It was awful. She was like 60. She was old! You know how Netflix is like canceling all these shows because like they're so shit because they're trying to like politicize everything and everybody has to feel inclusive and all this bullshit. Like nobody wants to fucking hear about any of this. Nobody fucking cares.
You're appealing to an audience of people who don't even watch your shows. That's it. You're appealing to an audience that doesn't actually give a fuck. Yeah. They just want to bitch about you after you're done. It doesn't matter. They're not buying your fucking shit. Yeah, it's the complain culture nowadays.
You know, it's like if you put out anything that's slightly controversial, like you get canceled and all this kind of bullshit. And like, it's funny, like with like the whole cancel culture thing, too. And this whole woke bullshit like movement is that like they're cannibals. Like as soon as you do one wrong thing, you get eaten alive by the own people that you were defending. I see it happen. So one of the all the time, bro, critical role, one of the greatest fucking positive moments.
Fucking shows on Twitch on YouTube whatever it's a D&D live stream. Yeah, one of the biggest audience They basically bro. Yeah, what's going on with that? They brought back D&D basically. Oh, yeah for our generation honestly and
Their audience is one of the greatest audiences ever until they're not it's wild to see they will tear that they've just done nothing but tear themselves apart one step after the other like critical role just started their new season a little bit back and They made a fun intro video to the show where they're like walking around in us in safari clothes and like Temple of Doom style Indiana Jones themed and their audience tore them apart for
- Like, what are they? - Cultural appropriation. - Cultural appropriation. They were saying like-- - It's Indiana Jones, bitch! - Bro, you can't say that anymore apparently because they're like, oh, you're dressed like people that annihilated indigenous people. How dare you?
Dude's wearing a safari hat. They've been tearing themselves apart over this shit to the point where they're like, we have to issue an apology about a harmless video. That's where they fail is giving in to that bullshit. They can't give in. Because the audience is eating themselves alive. It's what you said. These people literally tear themselves apart until there's nothing left. Well, I mean, you just have to have the stones be like, look, I'd rather be burned alive for being myself
than be burned alive for not being myself and having to apologize for it and still getting fucking burned. People need to choose and have some fucking... What's the word I'm looking for?
Balls. Yeah, backbone. Backbone, yeah. Backbone. Like, you just gotta stand for what you believe in. Even if it's like something that you're like, wow, why are people freaking out about this? And they're really freaking out. Let them. Just fucking let them get mad. Let them get upset. And, you know, it's just, you fucking hate to see it, bro. It's not... Actions speak louder to words. That doesn't ring true anymore. Words speak louder
You can be the most humble, greatest dude, make a joke. God forbid you said something 20 years ago. One joke and then you're like a piece of shit racist, whatever it is, like...
You're just a biggest garbage human because something you did you could fucking spend millions you be a philanthropist all this great shit But it's like one word we're gonna cancel you for this one thing It's like those like what they're going through can fuck 50 hot girls and all good fuck one goat your goat fucker for the rest of your life Bill a thousand bridges Build a thousand bridges It's the truth and that's that's like for this pot I will be the first to say it
If people try to cancel us go after us or anything for like any of the jokes fucking autistic or whatever And you think we're ever gonna apologize go fuck yourself like never in a thousand years am I gonna apologize? I mean you should just unsubscribe am I right? Yeah, unsubscribe because it's fucking comedy. It's comedy at the end of the day. We're Comedians we want to make people laugh if you're the
If 95 people in a room laugh at a joke and you're the five that gets offended, you're fucking wrong. You're fucking retarded. Go fuck yourself. It's frustrating. I mean, like even with like Elon buying Twitter and stuff, they're like posting like pictures of him with like what's her name? Gally Maxwell.
But he's like, hey, that bitch photo bombed me. Like, I don't really know her. And like, I was supposed to sit at a table because we had like name cards and all this shit. Yeah. And people are like, well, you're a part of it. How did you not punch her in the face immediately? How do you not just blow her brains out? It's like, oh, well, you know, like, just kind of how it goes. I mean, I'm sure probably a lot of people would if they saw her. Or it happened like 20 years ago. And you're like, how the fuck was I going to know? Yeah, exactly. If you're at a billionaire party, you're going to run into pedophiles.
It's gonna happen You're probably gonna be in a picture with a pedophile It's fucking It's mind blowing to me I hate oh my god it's the one thing I'm like Everyone just gets mad now They're trying to Twitter I didn't see that statement but it was like Apple and Google Were pissed because they're Trying to be like well we're gonna
take off. They're thinking about taking Twitter off the marketplace. Well, we got truth app now. So it's like, yeah, because it's literally because it's a hate speech place now. So they don't want that. And I'm like, and then Elon needs to make his own, his own phone service. If he wants to have that platform, I'm like, if that's not a giant fucking warning sign. Oh yeah. Right. Literally like a week after that, the white house is like, we have the ministry of truth. Now I'm like, Hmm, that 1984,
1984. That's what I'm going to hear. Holy shit. What the fuck? And people are just like, oh yeah, it's totally fine. It's just because these people are so used to their fucking echo chambers.
And when they can say anything and get validated by the people around them and do anything just for outside validation, they're like, oh, this is fine. But as soon, like I said, as soon as you do anything that's against the grain, you get eaten alive. You'll be fucking ripped apart by your own people that you thought cared about you. And it's fucked up. And they're just fucking blind to it. They're just like, the hippies went from like, fuck the government, don't trust them to follow the government. They know what's going on. It's like, what? Hold on. Like, well, yeah, like what happened here? This is the fruit loop. What the fuck? Remember?
It's just a spiral. It's literally the fruit loop, man. That was a great story about burning out. We were like, burning out! I was like, oh yeah, we gotta go. I'm burning out. Game suck right now, man. There's nothing to play. Oh my god.
There's nothing playing right now. Burnout sucks, man. So, burnout. What even is that, like, for those who aren't watching Twitch? Because a lot of people just watch us on YouTube. A lot of people just listen to the podcast. Like, what is burnout in the content creator space? Cody has it. Cody's got it. Cody's the best one. Cody, why did you do this podcast? Because you prof off people getting killed. Yeah. Piece of shit.
Murder. No, I just burned out real easy making my content because I researched...
and edit it and just watching the murder all the time sometimes i gotta take a break like i get back to it but i know we we all stream here and streamer burnouts are a real thing well i don't know that because like people don't realize it's like all you do is sit in front of a computer and talk it takes a lot of effort try and focus to sit there for you know more than a couple hours my favorite thing is when people like i'll i'll like say it's like hey this is my job
Pays my bills. It's how I make money, right? Absolutely. People are like, that's not a real job. It's like, oh, so I should be fucking mining coal in the goddamn mine then. Is that a real job? Like, I'm sorry. Let me just go back to working at a grocery store. That was, sure. Yeah. That's respectable though. Yeah. Fuck you. And they'll try and like belittle you too. And like, you know, it's one of those things where it's like, is it a first world problem? Absolutely. Like, you know, um,
But it's just like you got to have a spark and want to enjoy what you do in life. And if you can make money while doing that too, awesome. Because you basically don't work a day in your life, right? Because if you love what you do, you don't work a day in your life. But with streaming, it's like you get people who get associated with a specific game. For me, I started with Tarkov. And I think we talked about Tarkov on my first podcast with you guys.
I don't do Tarkov anymore really ever like I've been doing variety streaming for like two years it's been good like do I make is the same amount of money I do no do I have the same amount of views no but do I have a very good core audience of people who still support me and like watch me no matter what I'm doing fuck yeah they do you know what I mean
And a lot of people are very afraid to branch out and take risks and do something that is a little different than what they're normally doing in order to potentially grow more. And I've actually seen more solid growth in my community the past two years than I have in years doing Tarkov. But the people will say, well, but your numbers then were this and this and that. No, I get 1,000 viewers or more playing anything right now. Back then, if I played anything else that wasn't Tarkov, I would dip less than that. Like 90% of my viewership gone, right? Mm-hmm.
And a lot of streamers do struggle with this because sticking with one specific type of content doesn't have to be just a game. It can be just chatting. I know a lot of just chatting streamers, IRL streamers, they try and play a video game because they want to. Dude, their viewership tanks. It disappears. The moment they don't have the same engagement to when they're just... Yeah, like you said, people come to us to watch Tarkov, or at least to me, they come to me to watch Tarkov. They go to just chatting streamers for that actual engagement, that talk, that whatever the fuck, and the moment that stops, they lose that engagement, oh, they're
They're gonna find somebody else. Yeah, well and the thing is with a lot of streamers They're very self-conscious because they see that as their value They're like oh if I'm not making this don't have these numbers and analytics and money I'm getting these likes like it kills the dopamine in your brain because let's be honest social media is a lot of dopamine There's a lot of fucking good shit going on there when you get likes when you get subs when you see growth It's addicting think even though in the money that comes on top of that enhances that addiction and a lot of people don't know how to like
take away from that, they can't stop. Even if it's like burning them out and they're not fucking happy. If they're still playing the game and they're just like, man, this isn't fun anymore. This feels like work. But a lot of people, you know, like I said, first world problem, people work at a fucking grocery store, they hate their fucking job, but they have to do it because they have to pay their bills. You don't pay your bills. Absolutely. But a lot of these guys, they can stop streaming right now and they'll be good for years.
Like, they'll be good for years because a lot of streamers make a lot of fucking money. They'll be good for a long time, but just, like, one month not making the same amount of money just, like, destroys them internally. Like, they just can't fucking deal with that. Yeah, it's just like, I'm worthless and I suck now. It's like, man, you can pay rent for 10 years right now. You're fine, bro. Like, you're good. But, you know, it's just, it's a lot of the shackles that we put on ourself. You know what I mean? Things that we...
Convince ourselves that make us valuable to ourselves. Absolutely, man No, I can't do it like I don't see how you guys stream as much as you can I stream like two out three I'm a DJ and like I said, I fucking my whole life Yeah, you playing games for like six eight hours a day just cuz like that's what I do my free time and if I was your age I always said if I was your age and streaming was a thing I get like imagine
18, like fucking 14, 16 years old and being able to stream at that time. World of Warcraft, EverQuest, and our young age, his age. Yeah.
All day. I'm 28, by the way. But now you're slowly getting out of fucking gaming. It's less and less. It's not as fun. And I think a part of that is because I've been playing games for so long. I've been so plugged in for a long time. I'm really starting to see a lot of the downward spiral of just games that are not meant to be fun. They're meant to profit.
They care about making money. You see it so clearly. Again, that's what I was talking about, the whole woke stuff and all these shows on Netflix getting canceled because they made all these products, we could just call them a product, just to appeal to people so that they make money. Where the best fucking things ever made, like Lord of the Rings, Game of Thrones, first season, so let's not talk about the last seasons.
It was all made off passion. It was made off of love put into a product, and then it just flowered and exploded. And people were like, whoa, this is fucking sick. Check this out. Somebody made this. And then it just goes viral, and it spreads by word of mouth or however now. But now people are just like, oh,
I want to make money. Let's make this lifeless product that doesn't actually mean anything just so we can profit. And it just happens in every industry, movies, games, music. It's all over the place now. People are just following trends. And for me, like I do my due diligence to try and find games that are like very niche, very small, made by developers who actually really give a fuck. They're trying to make a game to have fun. They want to have fun. They want people to play it, to enjoy it. They have a vision, you know, because they're trying to create something unique.
They're not just chasing that dollar because I've told people a long time It's like it's okay to like want to be wealthy and it's okay to like want to have money, you know But there's there's a cap, you know, they say it's about a hundred and twenty thousand dollars a year but when again you you just try and Yeah, there's a cat I'm just going off statistics but um
When when you lose that real passion and desire to make something good for the benefit of the other people whether it's entertainment or medicine or whatever It just it will lose value so fast. Like why do you think they have to make Call of Duty's every single year? Why do you think that they've been a battlefield game every single year and all these games where they have to just keep repeating the same fucking thing over and over and there's Rehashing that point. I mean look at look at Grand Theft Auto. Oh, yeah, they can't always big time on three Three PlayStations, right?
yeah they're just a mountain on three playstations they profited that game really well i mean but they don't care why would they need to build a new game when they can just be like oh yeah here's a skin
And buy this shark card. It costs you $10 and you get a million dollars. But when they do a new piece of content, when Rockstar puts out a piece of content. Oh, it's epic. They put fucking top. Like Elden Ring 2 was amazing. Software does the best. Software doesn't give you... Like software is just like... Yeah, FromSoft is amazing, man. Yeah, FromSoft. Yeah, and like Rockstar 2, like Red Dead 2 was game of the fucking year, I think, right? And then Sekiro 2. Yeah. And like...
I actually have been saying this for a couple years now. Rockstar and FromSoft are the only two devs that actually make good AAA games. They're the only things that are really worth $60. But there's all these other $60 games with most of the content stripped out for another $40 on top of it with an expansion pass. So it's really a $100 game, you know,
I mean, you guys remember the time where like when you got a game, it was like there was a lot of game there. My new games are a little bit more simple back then, but it was still like a very new industry. But then when you got an expansion for like 15 or 20 bucks, it was like 30% more content. It was like way more. You'd be buying the disc. Yeah. It'd come in a separate, like remember the Halo 2 multiplayer packs and things like that? You had to go out and you were buying a separate game almost to fucking install on your Xbox, your original Xbox or whatever, like using up your entire hard drive. Yeah. Like this.
This is it. Project Red does a good CD. Well, they fucked up too. They fucked up. And I would say even Witcher 3 had its bugs and shit. I thankfully play Witcher 3 on a console, so it ran really good. But when they release an expansion. Oh, it's packed. Witcher expansions. They're good. They're really good. 60 hour plus stories. And it's like here.
Game and you're like this is a fucking game. Yeah, man. It's it's really good to see that I mean I again I blame Daisy standalone. I can't play Witcher now. Yeah, it's good game I've played through it so many never played three Dude just start on three three. Yeah, it's good You won't like like know some of the backstory and stuff, but you want they give you a kind of a brief like Here you go kind of get it, but you don't need it. Just go through it because as the best
That is a side quest. If you think, not Elden Rings, your Skyrim side quests are bad. Dude, you get lost. Witcher, you're just. There's like dialogue. There's like key characters you meet and they all like are interwebbed into like a grander story and stuff. And like if you just choose not to interact with certain stories, like it'll affect everything.
Like the main storyline progression in some ways too. Yeah, that's cool. It's really cool. And the comedy on some of those. Oh, dude, it's good. Bro, when you get the thieves, there's that one guy that's always trying to fight you. The dwarf, right? The small one? Is he the one always trying to fight you and one-up you? I think so. There's the one that tries to do you. Oh, yeah, yeah. And he always just loses, dude. Yeah, and then the thieves are like, hey, where's your gold at? Yeah, you, hey, you come here. We want to rob your gold.
"Hey Bill, why's he got two swords? I think he's one of them witchers. We shouldn't fuck with him, but he has gold. Let's rob him anyways." And you're just standing there, Geralt's like, "I am a witcher." "Bill, he's a witcher." "Give me your gold anyways." And then it's like, "Kill them?" And you get a choose and it's literally like, "Ha!" And you're like, instantly murder them. The game is hilarious. It's really good. Play it. Okay.
Give it a try. We just got like a checklist for Cody when we're on the podcast. Like, all right, watch Chernobyl. Play Witcher. Do the... What were they? Rock orcs? What were the... Golems. Golems or trolls? Trolls could talk in that game, right? Yeah, yeah. They were the... Yeah, I think they were the trolls. Yeah, they were all lumpy and looked like...
Would you? And like, the one, the painting one, did you do the... It's like you had to build the bridge, or you had to do the fence. The best side quest ever. They're like, hey...
Fuck's sake, go fucking do... They told him, like, they gave a troll. They're like, you have to build a fence to protect the boats. Okay. He broke all the boats to build them into fences. I built the fence. Geralt's like, goddammit, dude. Why would you do... They told me build fence to protect boat.
It's projected. And then he's like, okay. He's like, job's done. Job's done. Job's done. Wait, I need to paint the fence. Can you paint it? And Witcher's like, why are you doing
And he's like, no, it's not okay when you do the hands, Eli. Paint the fence. And you ask, like, Geralt, you can have Geralt paint the fence. You go, you do a quest, you find the paint, and you give it to him. And Geralt paints it, and he's like, that is so good. But you can tell the troll to paint the fence, and it's a fucking, like, mural. It is beautiful. Like, he's like, oh, I'm very bad at painting. I'm
Oh, they'd be mad. It's like a piece of art. And I'm like, God bless this game. It's just so good. The troll is autistic. Yeah, 100%. He's an Eli troll. It's a quirky thing now. It's quirky now. It is a quirky thing. God, man. Again, that's a part of the whole wokeism inclusive stuff. It's weird. Nobody wants to accept a ginger.
It's hard to when you're not in the soul. God, I need to play Witcher 3 again. If you start, I'll play that game again. I'll go through it. There's not a co-op or anything? No, it's not. I played through it twice. It's also super dark and gritty. I don't want to spoil. Right in the beginning,
With the Baron, just that whole quest line is... Dude, yeah, the botchling. He's not going to know what a botchling is, and we'll keep it that. We'll just say a botchling. I fucked up my first time around, and I helped the horse out, and I was like, oh. I was like, lesser evil, of course. What's the worst that could happen? I'm like, oh, God. The worst that could happen is the botchling.
Fuck! Yeah, that's one of those games where your actions have consequences. I'll just save this horse. This talking horse, is it too suspicious?
Well, it's like all the children have been killed and you're like what the fuck just happened Like dude, I got I'm gonna play Witcher tonight. I think do you um keyboard or controller better controller? Yeah, like those kind of games controllers way to go. Okay. Oh, yeah, it's a good I love the fighting mechanic even though it is if you just use stone all the time is broke stone skin. Yeah
yeah yeah free hit no matter what he's like yeah but that first boss fight um i will say if you're not leveled up that's the hardest the griffin or the no no the first ice no the first ice uh soldier whatever the who are the bad guys in that oh yeah the first wild house or whatever that first wild hunt when you're with the girl witch oh uh yeah yeah when you're with siri he's hard yeah yeah that's the only one oh and you can bang prostitutes in the game fucking
And it shows everything. Are you allowed to show the boobies from The Witcher on Twitch? Yeah, I can. Okay. I couldn't remember. Can you? Twitch, you can show boobies? Well, not all boobies. It's a part of a video game. What happens if it's like a hentai video game? I think... No joke. I'm pretty sure they came out and said as long as it's part of the game and not the focus of the game. Yeah, because those hentai games are just like sex, sex, sex, sex. Like two minutes of talking. Sex, sex, sex. Yeah, what's hentai games? Where? Ones on Steam.
I was wondering which one do you play? I don't. I'm playing like Witcher 3 and it's like, "Batty has purchased Big Titty Goth Bitches!" "Batty has beat Big Titty Goth Bitches!" He's like, "Hold on a second, I gotta get a story about this." "Kings and me used to send each other the most fucked up hentai games we could find on like the best porn games." And you'd be like, "No."
No, I don't want it. And then a lot of times you hit him like three or four at once and you'd accept one by accident. I'd be like just spam and throw it. And then all of a sudden you'd see friends who own a game. I'd be like, that was weird. What you doing, man? We used to send each other just fucked up games on Steam all the time. Yeah, I didn't even think about that. I was like, man, because it does tell you it's like your friends own this game. Uh-oh. Yeah.
What do you mean that he's playing dating daddy simulator what? Which we need to play that supposed to be hilarious daddy dating sim. I've never oh yeah, I've heard of that It was big on twitch for a little while I want to say game grumps helped with it or something something like that I think I played that with someone on stream like three years ago. Yeah, I remember like I got shit house and played that on stream Yeah
Oh, that's 100% like a fucking let's get shithouse and play daddy dating sim. I do that all day every day. We're going to learn some things about us. No, we don't need to learn. Let's see their Steam libraries, boys. Who we swapping right on. Oh, no, my Steam library is clean. Super clean. I've shown it on stream before. Had to clean that bitch up after Kings fucking annihilated it for a while. Can you actually like remove games? Yeah. Really? Yeah. Yeah. You can hide them and remove them. Never had to use the remove feature, but.
Well, you don't have a friend like Kings. Thanks, bro. Not done any of those.
I just noticed when it was like, like all that stuff. I was like, oh yeah, people, it shows everything. B-A-D-D-Y. Yeah. Dad, like dating something or just do dad dating. It'll probably pop up. Daddy. Oh no, you know what? I have who's your daddy and shower with your dad simulator. 2015. The shower with your dad simulator. Oh my God. I've heard of that. What is that? And you shower with your dad. I'm like, Cody, please. No, okay. It's like an eight bit game and you're this little kid and you,
and you're in the shower with a bunch of dads like at the Y or some shit, and if you run into the wrong dad, then game's over. And all your little, like everyone's peckers is hanging out and stuff. You're just this little kid running around.
And so there's like the redheaded dad with red pubes and there's like the black dad. No way. So you got to match your ethnicity to like whichever dad and it starts over every time you find your dad. And you only have like a couple of seconds to find your dad. I hope that was a one person made that game. Not like a group of friends. It's like, bro, I got an idea. I got a great idea. You know, this one starts with it. Guys, listen. Okay. Batty has red hair. Cody, you have brown hair.
You're fucking Middle Eastern. I'm just saying, if I was a child, I'm going to have red hair. You're going to have red pubes. If we make a game where I have to run up and match my head of hair to my father's pubes, wouldn't that be a blast? I just want to know why the dads don't have hair. Are they all bald? What's going on? No, they have hair too. But what's the... But you're obviously going to match it with their pubes, Clayton. Your head level. Yeah, duh. You're not looking up. Did you stare at your dad's pubes when you're...
No, only Scoutmaster Kevin. I got a badge afterwards. I am so uncomfortable. Okay, so we got Daddy Datings, and we got Witcher 3, Chernobyl. This is the most we've talked about video games in God knows how long. I don't know.
So the reddit Tarkov community loves you. Oh, they're like, do they still hate you? Dude, they're, I haven't checked in with the reddit target. They give me so, they give me so much love all the time. Like whenever, like any mention of me, dude, just such wonderful comments, nothing but positivity and love. Red is the biggest toxic piece of shit. Like Redditors are just 90% of them are just terrible.
Humans that are all victims. What do you mean? Yeah? Points that's the craziest like that that is the one social media I've never and I've never met like a Person an influencer whatever the fucking terminology is there's also been like hey, buddy. What's your reddit following? I got a tender story about this one any of you have ever
Like you did it as I don't ask any of my buddies. Yeah. I never give it. I mean, I lurk on Reddit primarily. I think the last comment, I mean, I mainly subscribe to like, you know, specific subreddits for like games or like communities, maybe like little memes here and there. I mean, granted a lot of that change. I still remember when like black people and white people Twitter on Reddit was funny. Oh my God.
They used to be so good. And like, dude, they're hilarious. It was so good. And now it's just like, fuck capitalism. Fuck white people. And like, it's like, holy shit. Like there's an agenda here. Like these memes are conditioning people now. What the fuck? Like it's pretty fucking stupid now. It used to be so funny though, man. Like the memes are so funny. I used to work overnight security forever, a lifetime ago. And I would literally just scroll Reddit for like seven hours a day. Yeah, dude. Camera check.
Reddit. Yeah, same. I love Reddit. Back in the day, and then you just watch it. Oh, yeah. I still remember when the Tarkov subreddit was very small, very helpful. People were critical. It used to be great, man. Yeah, it was around the 50k sub mark, maybe a little bit more than that. People were very helpful, very knowledgeable. Everyone was like, oh, this is a tactical shooter. It's kind of a serious game. And now it's just like...
Everybody hates you. Everybody complains about anything like you can't do. They hate everything. The moderators literally banned memes off of that subreddit because it was toxic. And like the memes are the funniest thing out of the subreddit because dark up means pretty good sometimes like they hit like dead on sometimes. But they're like, yeah, we can't have memes here anymore. So no fun allowed. Yeah, dude is is very lame.
Cody's just like cool. Yeah, very cool. No, I don't get on there anymore because they give clean so much shit I honestly I rarely like I only go to the subreddit for like news if there's like any like Tarkov news or something But then again, I'll usually just I am so I've removed myself from the Tarkov Loop like I I don't do any social media with anybody in the Tarkov world anymore It's it's honestly it's gotten so toxic like after drops and like after like the whole like I
Like, everybody's just shitting on everybody constantly. It's so negative, man. Yeah, no, it's just... Everyone just wants to surround you. I honestly blame a lot of the fact that they've tried to turn the game into a competition. At least the community has tried to turn the game into a competition. It's changed. They've tried to make it like a competitive sport, and it's not. It never was that.
They've also tried to glorify it by like, who has the most money? Who has the most fucking kills? Who has like, who got the levels the fastest and stuff like that. And I feel like a lot of those things really sour the games community because when like all of these big things are happening, like mainly like drops. Suddenly everybody's got to be better than everybody. Yeah. Now everybody's got to be better than everybody. And, um, everybody has something to prove. Like, I know like a lot of streamers, like they'll literally tell me like, oh, I won't play with certain guns just because I don't want my Twitch chat to give me shit.
Like, I literally like, yeah, no, seriously. I tell my Twitch chat to fuck off. No, I do that too. Like, I'll play Tarkov and I'll be like, oh, I'm going to play a scav. Scavving is hella fun, right? Yeah. Do the same. Good time. I can't do it anymore, though. I'll literally have people go like, why are you playing a scav? Why aren't you just running the best gear in the game? Constantly. Streamer? Like, why are you- You get seven kills every raid? How you fuck, yeah, exactly. It's just, oh, man, it's so bad. And it's just-
It sucks to see because the EFT community used to be really fucking cool when it was smaller and more niche but then again like any game that gets to a certain point will eventually kind of like get- The tipping scale. Yeah, exactly. Like and that goes not even for just games. It goes for like pretty much anything that's like pop culture related. Anything that gets popular or like mainstream because that's when like people want to start tearing it down. You get like the content creators don't make content. They just critique shit and then turns that into an echo chamber so people start parroting that person.
Then you know that turns into whole like social shit shit storm on the internet and well as soon as the bullshit the game or the the subjects fan base is no longer
Just its fan base. I mean you have people who are outside of its families that don't understand it They don't want to understand it. They just see something like I don't get this. I don't like it. Yeah, they got bitch about it Yeah, they get into it for face value because like most people who play Tarkov now got into it During like the big boom and they're like oh everyone plays this game to kill people and make the most money and play the game as fast as possible and like try and break the game and like people are like oh This is how you're supposed to play game now. Okay, and then that like it just it
Totally like ruined. Completely ruined. Changed everything. Yeah, totally fucking ruined everything. Thanks for ruining our game. Piece of shit. We played it before and it was cool. Fucking Willer. Actually, I will say though, out of all of the Tarkov players, Will is actually probably my favorite only because when anything changes in that game, he doesn't complain. He's like, oh, he figures it out. He adapts. He adapts, he figures it out and he doesn't like, bitch, he's like, oh, I can't do what I did before.
Oh well, because he's down to learn. Whereas like 99% of the community, whenever like anything changes in the game that slightly nerfs their ability to break the game, they're just like fucking, they get so mad. They get their communities to fucking bitch about it. They complain about it all day. Like, oh my God, I can't believe I can't have 60 kilos in gear and run like a Kenyan anymore. This sucks. Like, like bro, you ever fucking put armor on before? Like you ever fucking have mags in there too? And then a helmet on like,
I guess I meant everybody just likes focusing on negativity and shit, man. Yeah, man. You got nothing else to complain about. I mean, and that's that's what I like about you guys is like you guys have good comedy.
And the comedy is like what people would call edgy and would be, you know, that's not socially acceptable, but it's like that's the whole fucking point of comedy, dude, is to poke fun at people. And if you can't laugh about it, so the fuck what? You're just a little bitch. You can't take a joke because at the end of the day, you're just really insecure and you don't really know what it means to actually have confidence. You hear that audience? Cleen thinks you're a little bitch. He hates all of you. Yeah, he told us. Your feelings are hurt.
You should cancel him. Fuck off. Fuck off. Cancel clean. Hashtag. Hashtag. Yeah. Cancel clean. Be sure to put a K in it, fuckers. You can't though. You can't. He's Middle Eastern. Then you'll get canceled if you try to cancel him. He looks white.
I'm like half white, so like, you know. Burn him to the ground! Dude, I will say, okay, a quick thing. College Warzone, the new patch came out. It's normal, you know, 80 gig patch that they do. God damn it.
It's a fucking game. It's like 250 gigs. It was huge. Then they downsized it to like 100. No, it was at 500 gigs. Oh, yeah. It was like, what? Bro, it was huge. How? It was a hard drive. You had a dedicated M2 to play? Yeah, bro. Jesus. It's like, honestly, it kind of makes sense because if you just include the campaign, the campaign is like 150 gigs or more. Is there still a campaign in the Call of Duty games? Yeah.
Yeah, you got it. The campaign for the new Modern Warfare was amazing. Was good. Super good. You haven't played through it? Dude, the baby scene? Yeah, the night vision missions.
They just remade it from like movies and shit like it's zero dark 30 and what was the 13 hours 13 hours? Yeah, I did replication. It's my probably my favorite movie of all time. It's literally a 13 hour fight sequence What really to what it's incredible? It's fucking it makes me wish like man Imagine if they put like that amount of immersion and like kind of like realism into the multiplayer and
It'd be so good! It'd be fucking amazing dude! Like Warzone is still one of my favorites. I can't slide anymore, what the heck? I never minded that. I love Warzone is still one of my favorites because it's just, it's fast but dear god those devs fuck it up every patch. They're like, they walk it in and they're like, think people are happy? It's a marketing scam. Every time. And then, well okay here's the best one. How do you, Warzone sniper rifles
Those are a thing. How do you ruin? How do you make a sniper rifle? Gucci at a Mosin? No. How do you know? How do you make one just unusable in a setting like war zone? One shot, one kill. Multiple hits.
I'm gonna say with that. Two shots to the head. Yeah. That's the latest patch. People were like, yo, what the fuck? I have to shoot these dudes twice in the head now with sniper. This is direct. I was gonna say, so it's not like one in the head, one in the body. It's like head, head. Yeah. Wow. That's fucking garbage. Well, it used to be, it's like if you hit him in the head, you drop him. Yeah. Which I think is the standard. That should be. Body is two to three. That's always been the way. This is now twice to the head. That's really dumb. And I was like,
Why would that ever register of like, hey, let's do this. And then I got a question. Is there like any other gun in the game that's like new that is better than that? No, that's that was their idea on how to. They're slowing down the time to kill them. But no other guys changed.
I mean, it's still slowing down the time to kill. Everybody knows sniper rifles are the quick, easy sniper rifles. Yeah, I was going to say, in COD, it was always like, even CQB, you'd just be like, boom, boom, boom. Well, especially before, because it was still like, they were up close, sniper rifles suck, so like, you were always... Unless you could scope. Yeah, and you have to... But you gotta be really good. You gotta be really good. You gotta be sliding, jumping, shooting, and those guns melt. And that's why this is the first time, like, everyone's just like, oh, we can't.
We can't do any like these are just bro. I tossed him away. I did an army event once when I was we were with it when I was with the snipers and we had like all it was like a recruiting event. We had all the sniper. I legit had a child come up to me. So you ever like quick scope like dead ass serious and I had to be like
Here, hold this Barrett for me real quick. He was like a 10 year old kid and I was like, oh bro. Speaking of heavy things, when's that Warzone video coming out? One day, never. Do you still have our plates? How many plates do you have? I have enough to get shot a lot. Cody's was already shot. Cody gave me shot plates. It's been a year!
It's been over a year, Eli! I literally got new plates because I didn't have any. I have plates! I have all your plates. Get my plates back, Eli! Or let's just go film it and... No one knows that fucking concept. We don't tell them. We're going to film it next week. Okay, done. We can do that. There we go. Perfect. Come back. We'll film it this weekend. Done.
Actually wait. I'll get you paid if you don't want to get tired. Yeah, Monday. Yeah, we can actually do it in life. I'm just going to be watching a drink. I know. Everyone's just like, have a good time. Actually, now we have everything for that. So yeah, it'll be next week we can do that. You wait until it's 101 degrees in San Antonio. I'm not a bitch. I will fucking do it for the gram. Hopefully it cools down by then. Let's do it in Matt's garage.
I know that's where the layout is other than the obstacle course. Oh, yeah. He's got the yeah, that'd be a fucking awesome place to do it. Yeah, that's we can see who has the quickest time. Oh, yeah. Not me. Just have that comparison. But oh, like doing shit. It's 100 degrees. You're inside. It's not being a pussy. It's outside. It's 100 degrees. Oh, yeah. Yeah. It's hot. There was another thing. Oh, it was the patch before Warzone. So they did. That was the new patch. They fucked up last patch. They were like, let's give everyone more health.
Like how much health? So your standard was like 150, I think. So you had your three plates and then your 150 health. You had three plates? In that game. Yeah, all in front. You always bring three.
And then uh Has anyone at fucking, who made Call of Duty? Just like walking around like this Has anyone tried swapping, hot swapping plates before? There's a zipper right here dude, it's easy Yeah you take out your three broken plates The ones that fit in your three new books? Unbelievably tight inside your fucking plate carrier Well they do make plate carriers now, there literally is a zipper right here and you can just be like zip, pull it out It's actually a real thing, it's not like that fantasy but do people run that? No, like
And it's not, it's one plate. No, I don't fucking three, but they had the new one was they went from 150 health to 300 health. So then you had, you took, you took more shots with no plates. Like I remember it was like broke. I was like, Oh, I got this guy. And I did my normal burst where I know. And the guy's still running. I was like, what the? Yeah. And then finally they dropped. I was like, what the fuck is this? And it was like, Oh, they doubled the HP for non plates. I was like,
So dudes take 20 shots now to maybe drop them. I hate the devs over there. Well, a lot of the time they'll actually like
Make certain guns really OP and then include it in like a pack. Yeah. That's been a huge issue with the last few with Call of Duty, actually. The DMR. The DMR era. A lot of games that have the microtransactions and stuff like that. They'll do that. They'll do that intentionally because they're like, oh. Call of Duty did that back in fucking Modern Warfare 4 or whatever the fuck it was. Yeah. Yeah. They make sure that the new guns are the new meta so that that way, like if you don't
Give them money, you're gonna basically be behind competitively. And even if it's just, like, casual matches, like, you're gonna have... You're gonna go against the guys who have them, and they're gonna fucking shit on you. And you can't, like, not matchmake with them. You have to matchmake with them. Oh, yeah, you're fucked. Yeah. That was the DMR meta for, like, three months. It was, like, two-shot, right? Just dead, dead, dead. Yeah, and it was a semi-auto sniper that was just fucking... Like, and if you... You did not have one. If your team... All your teammates didn't have those, like...
You were not, no weapon was used during that time period. Not a single fucking weapon was used. It was DMR era. It's funny how that happens, you know? Like, remember when, like, the Mutant first came out and it was literally just like, it had, like, less recoil than a submachine gun and it's a 7.62.39 fucking... Flat-out shooting gun, like, out the gate. Yeah, and it was just like, you didn't even have to aim. You could literally just be like, dead.
It was just hip fire? Yeah. Well, I mean, most of the laser. Yeah. Well, yeah, with the laser. But it's like most like high level players in Tarkov like rarely fucking aim their gun anyway because the point fire. Remember, it still used to be worse. Remember when it used to be even more fire was was more accurate than aiming. You used to throw a laser. Oh, I remember that. Yeah, that was actually what you played. Yeah, that was what I played. You just hit fire. Well, back then it was actually the same.
Point firing and aiming was the same recoil and control and everything so like there I mean, but it was quicker. You didn't yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, exactly you just be like I'm gonna stick my muzzle here and die and you know just like the full auto that game is also fucking ridiculous too and it sucks because like some guns are full auto that are really easy to control have too much recoil and some that really shouldn't have a lot or none I mean, it's just fucking really done Video games love them. What's the question? We didn't even ask a question
Hey, chat, no question this week. Just go and say happy Mother's Day to your mothers. Or somebody else's mother. Or it can be that dude that goes like, I don't post on social media to thank my mom. I actually go and thank them to make everybody try and feel bad. Yeah. Shut the fuck up. But Fluck, put this right after the intro. Hey, Cody. Yeah, bud. Happy Mother's Day. Thank you so much, man. Dude, clean happy Mother's Day. Happy Mother's Day. Happy Mother's Day. Happy Mother's Day, Batty. Batty Live. Party it out.
With cum out his mouth. You could easily make that look like cum. Yeah, I'm just gonna take a white. Yeah, it's literally a white marker. I have one actually. It's a white, yeah. It's just like doing that after this, I know that. Thank you for watching Unsubscribe! As always, we have Eli DoubleTap, Donut Operator, and I am BattyStreams. Clean, where can the people find you? Uh, clean is clean on Insta, Twitter, and clean on Twitch. Boom, with a K. With a K.
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