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Mango? We gotta pop it at least. Even if they just sit. Oh yeah, you just gotta open one. You just gotta open it. I've never tried one. Oh. Which one is that? Mango. I love mangoes. I like mango. Okay, okay. Mango's a good flavor. It smells good. That's really the only thing White Hot has going for it. It's like you smell it and then it's just kind of like sh**ty water. Give it a sip.
Maybe not do that. It's already red white claw. Like it's seltzer water. Yeah. It's also, is there alcohol in that? Yeah.
Is that okay? I mean, there's scotch. You see Tim instantly clothes gone. He just takes it and takes it. It's like, oh shit, I didn't know about this. Where'd his clothes go? Tim's not allowed to drink. Definitely not tequila. So tequila? Say hi to Eli. He's racially ambiguous. That guy's fucking ridiculous. Donut.
It's harder to rhyme, but he's a really nice guy. Welcome to Unsubscribe. Hi, everyone. Unsubscribe podcast here. We're with Batty, Donut, and Eli Double Tap. Remember to like, subscribe, and comment below because we always forget to do this. So we're adding like a five-second segment. Yeah, wherever you're listening, whether it's on Amazon, Google, Apple, Podbean, Castro, or...
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Fluck, make sure when we cut that you cut away the table so no one can see the line Tim just did. We'll just start this off strong. Tim on cocaine for the first time ever. Here we go. I just need a little pop. One sip of White Claw and you're good to go. I just needed a bump. It would have been better if you're like, I don't drink.
- Okay, I'm ready. It's like, bro, Tim goes harder than anyone. It's out of my system in 48 hours. - Back like four hours.
Talk about cocaine the first 30 seconds of the podcast demonetize It's weird that every episode gets reviewed by YouTube now. It's so crazy. I don't get it like for cocaine put the word snow just snow Snow can we use that? Yeah, no we can we can say cocaine. That's okay. Yeah first 30 seconds Might as well don't do it. It's bad for you. There we go dare bad
Is it? I think it is. A lot of people do it, so it can't be that bad, right? A lot of people drink water. I'll definitely take people using that over fentanyl or meth or heroin. It comes from a plant? So I get the spectrum of illicit drugs. It's on the lower end, you know, but still probably not great. Is it vegan? Is that what we're doing today? We're debating Coke. Yeah. Is Coke veganism? Yeah.
We should do that. The spectrum of appropriate drugs in society, where is everything? If you're just popping pills that you stole from your mom that's depressed, is that
Is that on this side or is that on this side? How bad do you need those pills? Better than them going down the toilet and into our water system, you know? Deep right there. Wow. And then what's the other end of the spectrum? I mean, I think meth and fentanyl would be on this. Fentanyl is a hard. Those are bad. Oh, crocodiles definitely, I think, on the furthest end of it. That's that Russian stuff? Yeah, there was like in toads. Have you seen crocodile?
I don't know what it is. Oh my, dude, it's a drug that it's made from match heads, gas, and their arms, like their body parts that they're injecting. Oh, it is. 100%. You can see their bones. Yeah, literally their bones are exposed because they just do it and they don't stop doing it. You have a one month survival rate once you start. Don't do that. AK-47.
They give us the greatest things. Dude, Dashcam, Russian Dashcams. You ever look those compilations up on YouTube? Oh, yeah. Reddit. Yes. On Reddit, you watch those. Do you like Reddit, Tim? I do.
We'll have one of those. What does that mean? Combat footage. Subreddit. Amazing. Tim, huge gamer. As Dono say, anime, video games. Love it all. Pokemon. Pretty much can't be beaten in the card games. There we go. We're actually going to today pull up images of Pokemon and we want to see
what their names are according to Tim Kennedy and how they appear. Yeah. He knows all 150 of them. Charmander. What? We're at a good start. Pikachu 2. Okay. When you evolve, Charmander not evolved is...
That little fire lizard. GAH I SHOULD KNOW THIS! Hold up, who's this guy? Yeah, who's that one? Oh, that's, um, green-grey Hulkman. Grey Hulkman, everyone. He's like, "That's Tim Kennedy, Mana." You can't add "Mana" in your last name, Tim. I'm adding him in a porn. Oh, well we were saying he's the... The Four Fister. That's his special attack, Four Fist.
He has a damage of 84. Good. See, Tim is huge. It's just a random arbitrary number. Yo, that's what he has. Google it. I know these things. I know things about Pokemon. God, why did it get so hot in here when we were talking about things they don't know anything about? So what does Charmander, what's his evolve form and not evolve form? That's what I was trying to remember.
Charmander is the first one. Yeah. Oh, and then he... That's the little one. The little fire lizard. And then he evolves into... A Zard. I'm gonna give you a tip. Well, hold on. There's one evolution before the... Yeah. There's three of them. There's three of them. Yeah. Yeah. What's the name of that Russian drug that I want to do right now? Crocodile. Okay. It'll probably make me feel better about... No joke. There's a Pokemon called Crocodile. It's pretty close. Crocodile Monk? Yeah. Uh-huh.
Kugudonmon? Yeah. You don't have to add mon. Yeah, you just add mon. No, that was Digimon. That was where they just added mon to the end of everything. Charmeleon. Mon. Charmeleon's the second one, right? Yeah. That's it! And then there's the third one, which is... The wings. It had the wings and the fire. No. Nothing. It's a dragon. It's the head right there. The dragon head. No, it's not. It might look similar, but... You know Charizard's bone structure. Charizard. Charizard.
He's huge into the Charizard. Why is that European? It's the cheekbones. I'm starting to think you guys lied about Jim Kennedy's Pokemon knowledge to me here, and I'm feeling a little betrayed. I have a six-year-old. Okay, okay. And he has a book that's this big. And then he has, even though we're pretty anti-device, he has the Pokemon Go app.
Okay. We then get in a car or he gets on the back of my motorcycle and we drive around to different parks and we like spin this thing and get stuff. Yeah. And then he can go and capture things with the things that he gets from the spin thing. And then once he accumulates a certain amount of things, he can then grow the thing that he had into a more powerful version of the prior thing.
Yo, straight up, that's a perfect breakdown of Pokemon Go. Actually, like, not even joking, that's literally Pokemon Go. What the fuck, right? Yeah, I know. I told them. I told them. He plays the shit out of that, by the way. I really do, yeah. I still think it's more intimidating him, like, riding up on a motorcycle with this kid to a kid's park. Catch it! Catch it! He gets off, kicks the kickstand out, walking, and the son's like, any of you fucking touch my son's Pokemon, I will kill you. Dad, that's not how it works. And then he has another game where you upload the cards.
Yep. And you can play digitally. Yeah, yeah. Pokemon TCG online. That's it. I don't play that one, but I know that one. I know it. Saves you a lot more money than the actual card. No, you have to buy the actual cards. You have to physically buy the card and then there's a digital QR code that you have to scan to give you that card in the digital space. How much money has your son spent of... How much?
Not a lot. We have, I've negotiated and traded like, oh, you want some elk meat or some buffalo meat? I want those Pokemon cards. This is how this is going to work. It's a trade-off. So it works really well. Yeah, I mean like if we're in a post-apocalyptic world and somebody wanted food and I had food and they had something that I wanted like
Pokemon cards. Yes. And the apocalypse is going to be huge. Yeah. That and ammo. Yeah. I mean, imagine how many poke- And y'all make fun of me for having Pokemon cards as currency! It is currency. I fucking- That's what I said! Cigarettes, alcohol, ammo, Pokemon cards. Ass. Did you just say ass? Ass. Ass. Ass. Ass. Ass. Ass. Ass. Ass. Ass. Ass. Ass. Ass. Ass. Ass. Ass. Ass. Ass. Ass. Ass. Ass. Ass. Ass. Ass. Ass. Ass. Ass. Ass. Ass. Ass. Ass. Ass. Ass. Ass. Ass. Ass. Ass. Ass. Ass. Ass. Ass. Ass. Ass. Ass. Ass. Ass. Ass. Ass. Ass. Ass. Ass. Ass. Ass. Ass. Ass. Ass. Ass. Ass. Ass. Ass. Ass. Ass. Ass. Ass. Ass. Ass. Ass. Ass. Ass. Ass. Ass. Ass. Ass. Ass. Ass. Ass. Ass. Ass. Ass. Ass. Ass. Ass. Ass. Ass. Ass. Ass. Ass. Ass. Ass. Ass. Ass. Ass. Ass. Ass. Ass. Ass. Ass. Ass. Ass. Ass. Ass. Ass. Ass. Ass. Ass. Ass. Ass. Ass. Ass. Ass. Ass. Ass. Ass. Ass. Ass. Ass. Ass. Ass. Ass. Ass. Ass. Ass. Ass. Ass. Ass. Ass. Ass. Ass. Ass. Ass. Ass. Ass. Ass. Ass. Ass. Ass. Ass. Ass. Ass. Ass. Ass. Ass. Ass. Ass. Ass. Ass. Ass. Ass. Ass. Ass. Ass. Ass. Ass. Ass. Ass. Ass. Ass. Ass. Ass. Ass. Ass. Ass. Ass. Ass. Ass. Ass. Ass. Ass. Ass. Ass. Ass. Ass. Ass. Ass. Ass. Ass. Ass. Ass. Ass. Ass. Ass. Ass. Ass. Ass. Ass. Ass. Ass
You just start sliding the meat over. I'm good. I'm good. I'm good. Daddy's like, I need that charizard. How did it go down there? Oh, man. Speaking of Pokemon, on the news two days ago, I saw that two cops in California were fired because instead of going to, I think it was a robbery? There was a Snorlax. There was a Snorlax on Pokemon Go.
Yeah, they were playing Pokemon Go on duty, and they went to that instead of the robbery. How did they, I mean, did the Chinese give the intel to the department? Being like, hey, two of your deputies went to 1543 East. How did they know exactly? One of them was live streaming, we're found a Snorlax! I mean, if that happened, the guy deserves, just out of stupidity, but... Unit 36, we need you this way, and the car's like...
I didn't read it, but that's probably what happened. Their supervisors are looking at their GPS in their car, and it's like, what the fuck are they doing? Dash cams, all they see is the phone scrolling. You went from 40 miles per hour to parked, then it appears you walked around for three minutes, jumped in the car, then drove back to said location. What were you doing? Okay, but did they catch the Snorlax? Okay.
I saw an article about this and they used the picture of a Charizard when they were talking about Snorlax. I was so like, I was mad. I was mad. I was upset.
Speaking of money, your son hasn't spent a whole bunch, but flip side, Donuts found out. You know Roblox? His son went on a Roblox adventure with Robux. You can buy in-game houses and stuff, Donut? What was it? Yeah, jets, houses, mansions. Thoughts. Thoughts. He probably bought some girlfriends. So he looked like the coolest 10-year-old. Guess how much he spent?
Donut didn't figure this out until months later. Because he did it over the course of a year and it was little amounts. It was from my PayPal account. And I just don't pay attention to my PayPal account. That's where all my donations from my Twitch stream go. Thanks, Twitch. I got a lot of it back. $5,000. What?
- What? - Yeah. - You thinking it's like 100 or 200? - Yeah, I was, that was way, I mean, that was a full, full extra zero. - He did, for 13 months, he was taking out like five bucks here, 10 bucks here, for every day for like an entire, over here. - So does he still live? - I tried to kill him. - The phone call you said is the best, 'cause it was like calling grandma. - Yeah, he was staying with his grandmother at the time, who lives about an hour and a half away from us,
And I called him and he's like, hey dad. I said, bro blocks. He goes, ah! Throws the phone down and runs into his room. Slams the door. My mom picks it up. She's like, he's crying. What did you do? I'm like, nothing mom. Don't worry about it. I said one word. I'm on my way over. Prepare the sacrifice. With a brick and a sleeping bag.
Sack of oranges. Doesn't leave bruises. I use bricks, too. Nose leave bruises. Sharp edges. But those kids learn fast.
hazing was different yeah it was very very different soap in a pillowcase no brick in a sleeping bag when did you go to when you when did you join 2002 oh dang three years before me fucking old you're the oldest one now he's older than me
I'm usually the old one. Always. Literally every fucking episode. But what are you doing that you don't- Asian. Okay, then fall off real fast at 60. You're like 500 years old, dude. Your beard's gonna magically grow for me.
It's just these hairs grow really long when I wake up one day and I'm like "NOOOOO" But your faux got really good I want you to do my nails Yeah that's what we're doing after You're probably gonna be a master swordsman overnight like Oh my god damn Nails are so disgusting right now we got to redo you I'm the only non-white one it's always great It's like the Mexican Asian one None of us can make those jokes No no no We just sit here and
I started going down and like making an Asian accent. I was like, no, no, no, I can't do that. I don't. You caught yourself as it was coming up. 2022. I know these things. You're like, these jokes aren't funny anymore. I call Eli to make the Asian voice in my videos when I need an Asian voice. Hey, can you do this real quick? You just have him on the phone. Yeah. I've done that a couple of times. And then in Texas says Eli is Asian. Yeah.
Just like reaffirming. It's like, this is cool. It's the worst. We had our buddy, his literal, his Twitter handle. Everything is Arab. A-R-A-B. And across the board, he has that. He got it somehow. He was like, hey, Twitter, can I have the name Arab? Yeah, and he is. He's not white, so. People will be scared to say his name when they go into his chat and stuff just because it's Arab. He's like, that's racist. Like, hey, my Middle Eastern friend. You're like, it's just, it's literally...
It's not racist. Yeah, that's his handle.
They just get fucking scared. And it was our only podcast to be demonetized right off the bat. Oh, yeah. We had to wait. The last one is the one that we're waiting on this one right now. Really? That was the first one. But the first one was A-Rab. What did he do? A-Rab. Did we just do it again? No, people thought in the comments that we were just using a slur. They were just like, what's up? It's our A-Rab buddy here. It's like, no, that's his name. That's his handle. Yeah. And I was like, PTSD sitting next to me.
He's just having a good time. We're having a good time. But YouTube's not. No, YouTube, I took four or five days. There's not a lot of good times on YouTube anymore. They were like, nope, this is a big no-go. I just got in trouble for that thing. Which thing? I don't know. The truck thing? The Taliban thing. Take it down? Oh.
That's probably a network television saying something. Yeah, that was. Yeah, I know executives. I know those text messages. That was a national like, could you not? You get those people and they're like, what are you doing, Tim? Tim, we need to talk. That wasn't clear to share. That wasn't distributed yet. And I was like, oh. So do I pull it? Yeah.
I might have to like slip onto my phone and delete something really fast. You do what you gotta do. You're good, buddy. But I still stand by those words. It's so lame. I'll just have to wait 48 hours for... We can give you a nice speech if you want to look into one of these cameras and we can bleep the entire segment. No, we're good. There she says. We just can't. Oh, okay. That makes sense. Fine. See? Then you're good. Cool. Taliban. Burn in hell. And they're a government. No.
Don't even say government in the Taliban, it's the same sentence. That's what I'm saying. This is the Taliban, this is legitimate government, and there's a divide permanently forever. And they can never be the same thing. They cannot coexist. White claw between them. White claws wouldn't separate them. And that's delicious and they're terrible. White claws between them. White. Oh my god, now I see the problem. What Batty's saying.
No, not that. I didn't say that. Put like this between them. Put the Satan skull. Yeah, that's what's separating them. Satan skull. Is this like the mixture to get through the seven gateways of hell? I think so. That's that texture pattern. Okay, so Tim, you're actually into fantasy literature. Yeah. So you like Willowtime you were discussing earlier, though I haven't watched the series and I haven't read the books and...
I probably, that's when I read the books. It was probably 10 years ago. That was 10 years ago. Yeah. Yeah. What other literature are you? The Witcher, obviously. Henry Cavill. Big H? Big H. We try to talk about Henry Cavill at like every podcast now. At least one. Every other, every. I never want to bring him up in front of my wife. Yeah, fair. Yeah. Absolutely. We don't have like the celebrity agreement. But it exists. What? What?
It's weird that you both have Harry Cavill though, right? Yeah. Same. I picture Tim coming home and then Henry's walking out.
And then the next day your wife's bringing groceries home. She walks in, Tim's wife. He is truly the most beautiful man on the planet. Dude, and he's a mega nerd. You know that? Yeah. Like, he almost missed Superman audition because he was doing a raid in World of Warcraft. He has all the knowledge on Witcher games and books. He's brilliant. Yeah. And one of my... So beautiful. Oh my gosh.
That's one of my favorite things about him in interviews. I always try to...
superimpose if the genders were reversed. If he were the one doing the interview to a female actress, how disgustingly profane and the lawsuits that would happen. Instead, it's like a female interviewing Henry Cavill and she's like, oh, you are so, look at these. Wow. Man, I just can't take my eyes off of, can I touch this? You're too embarrassed. Okay, to be fair, a man would do the same thing to him though.
- Yes. - But you could never do that to a woman. - Yeah. - Never, God no. - Right, like you touch a woman in an interview. - These are fantastic. - Exactly. - Nice. - Wow, just. - The shape of them, go touch that again. - I loved you.
I'm regretting not sitting next to you today. Yeah, a guy would get instantly flagged. You crushed it in Game of Thrones. And that scene. Fantastic. Nice tits. He has massive chest, though. Yeah, it's like him and Chris Hemsworth.
both of those dudes are just Chris Hemsworth Thor yeah because there's four Chris's yeah yeah Chris Evans Chris yep Liam yeah there's like all the Chris's actually but the Chris Hemsworth he's the pinnacle I think yeah
Him and Henry, big H, sit at the top. Who's taller? Big H. They're both giants. Yeah? Yeah. Which is rare in Hollywood. Usually it's like five, six, five, six. Eli, stop trying to normalize short people. It's going to happen. It's not normal, Eli. It's going to happen, everyone. It's never going to happen. Five, six, seven. You have Tom Cruise. That's all you got, man. Stop it. Stop it. Hell, a bunch of the Marvel dudes were tiny. Yeah. But not Chris Evans.
He's the one except Chris Hemsworth. When you see them on like the panels, it's like little you, little you, little you, little you, little girl, little girl, little girl, and then Chris Hemsworth. Yeah. You're like, whoa, this is different. That dude is, and apparently he can sing. He's funny. Like when you watch interviews, like the girls are talking about him and they're like, yeah, I was hoping he was going to be a dickhead because he's like, he's three. Yeah. See, that's not giant, but that's big. I'm a six one. That's,
That's big. It must suck being him. I don't think so. Tinder would be hard. People wouldn't believe that shit if he was on Tinder. Oh yeah, Thor's on here. How tall are you? 6'3", dot, dot, dot. Oh no.
God damn it. Oh no. So Witcher, you watched the show? I don't watch a lot of TV. Just reading or audiobooks? Reading. Like the words. Oh wow. No, that's rare. A lot of my friends now that are into fantasy literature and things like that are all audiobook guys. They don't do the actual paperback anymore. I think you miss a big part. Absolutely. I forget a lot.
In the audio book? Yes, absolutely. And because the departure from the page to your mind, like you're the one that has to process it. Build that word. Yeah, and the way I read, I'm actually like saying the words out loud in my brain and I'm the one that's, it's not somebody just saying words that I'm like, oh, that's kind of cool. This story is exciting. And I forgot what happened two pages ago. Like I'm still carrying on because I literally like had to look at the word and then imagine what was happening. And so it's a totally different story.
do the other book I was just doing an audio book and it's like I was driving and then like 20 minutes I'm like oh I'm almost to the location and then it's like and now because the disease is ravaging this shit blah blah blah I was like when the fuck did this happen when did I miss did I just did I black out for 20 minutes and I have to go listen to like a chapter again catch back up because I just I'll space out on ebooks I'm like
Oh, it's gone. Oh, okay. Now I'm following it, but I, I'm big on reading. And then, uh, I've, I've daughters that are freshmen and sophomore in college. So I read of like Twilight, Twilight. Of course I've read Harry Potter five times. Okay. But team Edward or team Jacob.
Uh, Team Jacob. Okay, good, good. Just making sure. The wolves, yeah. Yeah. The wolves. I want the rage. I want the hotness. Yeah. I just pictured you with a poster. You don't want the sparkles. It's a Jacob poster. Whose idea was it to make vampires sparkly? Like, what? Like... It's not dye in the sunlight. It's just have a very nice skin complexion. Sparkly skin. Yeah. It's like... Now, makeups these days all have that, like, glitter powder stuff in it. So, like, you're pretty much just...
Looks like they were at a strip club for 12 hours and they just left and it's like, don't look, I'm hideous. Literally the scene is that, I think. It's like, don't look, and it's like sparkling. It's like, oh my God, he's diamond. I fucking hate this. Is that serious? And you read all of them? Why? All of them. God, you're a good father. Yeah.
You good? Nah, sorry. He's blacked out for a little bit. Harry Potter's fucking amazing. Yeah. I love how like J.K. Rowling right now is anti-Semitic. Oh yeah, she just went off on
No, she's not. But they're portraying me. Is that what it is? No, she's amazing. Okay. She's a fucking fantastic human. Amazing, generous, philanthropic, great human. And the anti-LGBTQ things that she said were...
That the beauty and literature and the stories of love stories that have happened in fantasy were existed because of the the male female and the beauty that can happen between that. And not that any other form of it is less beautiful. But she said in literature, those are beautiful things that have happened historically. You cannot debate that.
like the love stories that have happened um yeah they're troy like shakespeare like shakespeare's you can't really go away from like how beautiful the love stories have been especially in fantasy right and a lot of the motivations of the patriarchs um of families are driven in love and like the anti-hero like even serious yeah you know like
Him loving his family. And then when you look at Snape and him loving Lily Potter and all of those are underlined with, with romance. Um, well somehow that was anti LGBTQ. And then her being anti-Semitic is about, uh, I don't remember what nighttime host said that the way that she portrayed the goblins who ran the banks were Jewish, uh,
John Stewart was joking around with a friend about it though. But the headline. Every single thing. He was bashing the news. Is anti-Semitic because the goblins I only saw the headline. I never actually heard the backstory to it. If you go to share things on Twitter it asks you to read the article first.
And you should read the article and not just read the clickbait. That's why nobody was just sharing it. I didn't share it. I didn't know. I just had heard that. Jon Stewart came out on Twitter and he was like, fuck you media for spinning my words. He was like, I've never said she was anti-Semitic. But like, yeah, all the headlines were. A week news cycle. A joke about goblins made her anti-Semitic.
And she wasn't even invited on the HBO 20-year review of Harry Potter because of LGBTQ and anti-Semitic remarks. And you're like, what the fuck? I hate her. Fuck.
fucking world sometimes dude it's so loud and so just pissed off at everything you're like stop it why this is Harry Potter she wrote fucking phenomenal books she was when she became a billionaire she donated to put her out of a billionaire status because she donated so much money like instantly she's like that's pretty epic
Did you notice, Matty, how similar Wheel of Time to The Witcher were? Yes, absolutely. They didn't go to the same well to drink. He went to the Wheel of Time well and ingested every drop of water and then wrote his own books. It's the same...
Looking for that chosen child. And then the women being the power carriers. The way that the sects are organized and you have this one big group that...
Kinda runs all that behind the scenes almost like all the mages and wizards and that. Shenanigans. That's alright though. Still a good series. Are we doing 4K now? Mmhmm. So then you can see all the lines of me not sleeping last night. Every crease is just gonna be punched in there. At least you guys look really beautiful as you can tell on that one. Just crystal clear. Am I in focus this time? Yeah.
You know what happened. You lean. I was like, Batty, that's why you start here. And then you go like this and become out of focus. Fuck you. This is shit. Yeah, so I haven't read or watched Wheel of that. Read it. Wheel of Time, arguably best fantasy series since Tolkien or Lewis. Name of the Wind.
Have you read Name of the Wind? Yeah. Is the name of the wind Rothfuss? Yeah. Do it in the book too. I haven't read the second one. The three. Yeah. They have one of my favorite book series. That dude crushed it. They say the three is going to be the stone door. Yep. And it has said that it's going to be coming out every year for the past five years. Nine years now. Has it been really that long? Wow. Wow.
No, no, no. Nine years since book two is finished. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That's it. It was five years ago and he's like, no, no, it's coming out this year. One, one, every dude, the guys, he's only wrote two books. Well, a small third one and instantly catapulted to one of the best authors. Even it's brilliant. Yeah. Martin George R. R. Martin was like, Hey, this is one of the,
biggest author of our time and this is his first book I think I have it on the wall somewhere I have name of the wind on there I have I have extra copies yeah I haven't read the second one oh the second one's so good I haven't I haven't read it in a minute man because he starts doing shit and it's like the science the magic there's science properties and they follow laws of like thermodynamics it's really fucking I
I love how the, he hops in timelines, you know, where he's telling a story in current day and, but you don't know if he has power, if he has powers, but he's speaking if he, as if he doesn't or he's lost them. Um, but then he's flashing back as he's developing his powers. You're like, this is so rad. Yep. And, uh, no, I'm all excited to read this. I got one.
Oh, what do he go to like trading Terry good kind? Yeah, sort of true their confessor's trilogy. Oh my see that's my like fucking nerd Literature I know I've deployed this many times. You're gonna be the Red Bull asshole The video game guy or you're gonna be like the workout guy that reads books. Yeah, I'm the workout guy that reads books. I
that's fucking dope I just didn't figure it'd be like see I just skipped the deployment part and just played video games and read books the army spent so much money on this man army sniper air assault right yeah school junkie never deployed a single time during any war thank you taxpayers thank you
Not my fault they cancelled them. Well, now we don't have war, so. Yeah, war's not real now. It was all made up. But Terry Goodkind has been probably, he just died recently, didn't he? I don't know. I feel like, it was either him or Terry, there's another one. There's Goodkind and... Percy Jackson. I read those ones. Those were fun. Read those with my daughters. And I can't remember...
The author's name... Here's Anthony. Why is that so? They're really cool. So every death... That's Percy Jackson, right? No. No, okay. Death is a figurehead and a department and a person and a job that has to be filled by a soul. So it's not like...
So the death as we know it, when somebody comes in, there's actually a person that does that job, which is taking all the bodies. And then the office of time and the office of war and the office of famine, those are all...
roles that are filled by a person and every one of those roles has to be filled by a person and that The TV show or the movie Tim Allen with Santa Claus where Santa Claus fell off the roof Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah, and he had a place very similar like actually they stole those from these books and the first book is about death and then it's war and time and it is brilliant and
I've never heard of it. Okay. What's it called again? I think the author is Pierce Anthony. And what's the book series called? I don't remember. See, that's super interesting because Death would be like, man, this job sucks dick. So many jobs would just suck. They're good. I'll send you. I got them all. They're good. Oh, man. Have you read Dritz Jordan, the God, R.A. Salvatore? No. No.
If you like D&D world, it's fantasy. And it's kind of... I mean, Lord of the Rings, anything like that. But it's all on the Dark Elves. It's your typical, like, hey, there's Wood Elves, High Elves, Dark Elves, fucking humans. But you get to see all the evil races. Like, Dark Elves are drowned. You get to see how...
Going into those book series, I didn't know. I was like, oh, dark elves. They're not... They're just elves. They're like happy elves people. And then you're like, you know, the dark elves murder their third born child if they have a third born. It's instantly sacrificed for power. And you're like, oh, these...
They're bad. These people are fucking evil and they hate everyone. But you grow up in that society for Lady Loth and they just, they teach you. It's like, oh no, we're the good guys. This is normal. We have to go out. Okay, now we got to go raid these villages and kill everyone. You're like, what the fuck? But it follows a one individual that broke off from that path. Text me that. I'll read them. They're very, very, very good. Very good. And there's like 40 of them now. Almost 40. There's a lot.
The hell of a series. I've been reading it since I started deploying it. All the Star Wars books. I read every one of them. The extended universe before they removed all that from existence. Literally, Dave was just like, and none of this canon exists. Disney, you guys are great. Have you watched New Boba? Are you watching the Boba Fett series? I haven't seen the most recent episode three. Yeah, I haven't seen episode three yet. I was working.
That came out yesterday. That's right. Yeah, he was working but not like donut work like Like real work. What's that? These guys are like having a job. I stayed up really late last night. I'm like, oh, did you? I'm so sorry. It was like, fuck you. No, it's good to see you again. I got off at 6 a.m. I slept a couple hours and then drove here. I stayed up late. What were you doing? What?
What were you doing, Tim? Working. Fighting for American freedom. Yeah? Yeah. Pussy. I have a headache from drinking last night. You don't know my pain. Do you have COVID? I'm like, no, I have like Texas moon dust jammed in my sinuses for running along in cold. It was cold last night, too. It got real cold.
I can tell because I had to bring my trash out real quick and then came back inside. It was brutal. When he threw that thing in there and looked up at the moon, he's like, man, Tim must be real cold. And then walked into his heated house. Time for another white claw. Darn. What a life. Good life. Good life.
So what you're not doing anymore, fighting or anything, or are you still train and everything? Yeah, I still train. Um, I got to compete a couple of times last year. I was hoping to compete a whole bunch more this year. Uh, but you know, the government had other plans, so maybe I get to compete more next year.
Don't you at this age, doesn't it fucking hurt waking up some days from, no, the, the more I train, the better I feel. Oh, okay. Yeah. The, uh, that when I'm sitting in a car for six hours, um,
I miss a couple of days of workout consecutively. Then I'm like, ah, I'm achy. But if it's constant, tomorrow I'll get a couple of workouts in, I'll box in the morning, I'll grapple in the afternoon. I'll feel so much better tomorrow evening than I would have having sat in the car for 10 hours today. Back tightening up and all that stuff. Hips all jacked. I see UFC fighters or any fighting now, I used to do it when I was 20s,
Now I'm like, man, this guy, that would suck waking up the next day after you're just getting beat the fuck up for like... So this is cool. By then, OPSEC will not be relevant. Like as we're sitting here, hey, I just got Visa's
So for Americans in Afghanistan and Pakistan, like as we're sitting here, the organization, Save Our Allies that I work for. Yeah, I saw a bunch of that when everything was going on. Dude, I remember when you were doing that shit and then still people on the internet be like, Tim's over there causing chaos. I'm like, man, you cannot win. There has never been. I was like, you're trying to do good and they're like, he's just fucking shit up. My cousins.
uncle told me he's messed up the entire evac plan it's his fault Afghanistan fell apart actually at the end of the day thanks Tim there's one and God bless their heart
Because that soldier that was at that gate was really doing their job as best as they could. And of course, they don't have, they're not privy to what is happening or who I'm working for or what general or what agency, three-letter agency is asking me to move specific people. They don't know any of that stuff. All they know is that I show up and I have these people and then it becomes an ass pain for them. So like, you know, in complete empathy to that soldier, I would be pissed at me.
You know, if like, dude, this random cowboy dude shows up, he's got a bus full of people. Fuck that guy. You know, as like, I have to search them. I don't know who they are. He's not going to tell me, you know, like I can't tell them. They don't know that this was a three liter agency. And that whole entire list is already approved, manifested. And I have a plane waiting for them. And I have a hanger that's assigned to them. And every single name you like has been triple redundantly confirmed to be the right person. But that's still just a soldier being like,
fuck that guy. You know, like he just brought me more work. There's a sham shield that's just mad. In the worst day of my life. That E-Force just stays a god damn it, Tim Kennedy. Yeah. And so... Or he doesn't like guns. Yeah, yeah. I heard that Tim doesn't like guns either. Anti-2A. He's bringing in terrorists and he's anti-2A. So you have to be sympathetic first. But then second is like, I've never seen such a pathetic cesspool of veterans stabbing other veterans trying to do the right thing. Mm-hmm.
Then what happened during the Afghanistan evacuation. But you also have to be like, do you remember how frustrated you were when, when the, when Kabul was falling and bath and calf had already fallen. And you're like, what? Like I lost friends there or like all of that emotion of 20 years kind of building up in real time. You're so frustrated. You can't do anything. And then Tim Kennedy is on Instagram.
Yeah. You know, I get it. Like I would, I could be Matt too, but they just didn't understand. And then they were lobbying unfound accusations because they, again, didn't understand. And, uh, and just one thing to piss off the veteran communities, be a successful veteran in that. We've talked about that. Nobody hates successful vets, like more than vets. It's wild. Absolutely. For doing something out of the military. Yeah.
We had 12,000 people in 10 days. Jesus Christ. That is every NGO combined isn't 5% of what we moved. So every single other organization that you've ever heard about on the news didn't even, not a drop compared to what we did in 10 days. And so your tempo, how much did you sleep? I slept zero. I slept zero the whole time. Like I would lay down on the ground and then...
Sean, my boss, would be like, get up. You have to go recce another rat line because we just lost Abbey Gate. Oh, my God. Thank God the military pays you so much money. Oh, no. So that was when you're a volunteer. Oh. For an NGO. The old V word, huh? Yeah. That means you're not being paid.
Oh no. I was a volunteer. I was there in no official capacity whatsoever. That makes you such a better human than me. Here on Subscribe, we gave our support.
It grew like not publicly, but like when we were together, I was like, man, I liked some of the Instagram posts. Yeah, I did. I hearted them real hard. Man, look at Tim out there. There was one, I'm sitting on the, like on the H-Kaya airport and we're waiting to load a full manifest on and I take a selfie. Piece of shit. Yep. What an ass. And the guy behind me has a 5.11 backpack.
which I have no idea. I have not slept in 10 days. I've not slept. And there's no way that I'm like, okay, product placement. Put this backpack on. Yeah, Afghan guy, come here with a random 511 bag. I need you to stand behind me for this selfie. Like, no point was this even considered, right? But this goes up, and every comment was like, you shill of a human out there, you know, trying to promote and shill some product for, like,
In their defense, though, your caption was, when I'm saving people in Afghanistan, I turn to 511 backpacks. Is the caption that really threw people off.
Confirmation bias though no matter how many times you're gonna say it's a joke They're still gonna be this huge group of people that are like I knew it. I knew it. I know it is a piece of shit people love to believe the worst in
and humanity in other people. The worst possible thing is what you're doing all the time. It doesn't matter. - Have you seen True Detective? - Oh yeah. - Yeah, absolutely. - I don't remember if it was episode one or episode two when Matthew McConaughey and Woody Harrelson were in the car and he was talking about confirmation bias. Whereas you as an investigator, where you have an idea about what took place and then you start looking for evidence that's gonna support the thing that you believe.
It's that way with hate with the internet right now. You know, it's like Matt Best and Evan Hafer and Jared. I want to believe this thing about them because they're successful veterans. So because I believe this thing, even though it's not rooted in any form of truth, I am now going to look at
for any form of words that support my inaccurate beliefs. Hopefully, maybe it's a New York Times article that is a hit piece that I'm going to take out of context words that are going to support my absolute irrational beliefs. But me as a hateful person, shallow, ignorant, and pathetic, I'm going to use this confirmation bias effort and find information, regardless if it's truthful and factual, to support my horrific ideas. Yeah.
And I've never seen it so powerful. Oh, it's bad now. People are referencing me being anti-gun, but they reference other people in...
Like an article that was an editorial that was written by a guy that never talked to me or interviewed me or has no idea. And he referenced everything in that editorial off an interview that was taken out of context, but that's their source material. And somehow that is enough information for this person to have a belief about me or my views on freedom. And you can't change there. There's nothing that you can do to ever change their mind.
Give them solid evidence and they'll still shit all over you. Yeah. You can hand them like everything and you're like, thank you. Yeah. You don't believe it. That's literally the sword. Oh, of course you'd make all this up to support your fucking bullshit. Here's 1900 interviews over 20 years of you being in the limelight of your position. But do what I have.
I have a five second clip off. Yeah, I have a five second clip off YouTube that I took out of context that really supports what I feel. Just to say. Never happens, right? Right, Cody? Yeah. Never happens. Yeah. No one has dealt with this before on this table. Oh, God.
It's fucking insane. I have faith though. I think we're gonna turn a corner and we'll be better humans. God, you have way more- In the apocalypse? Is that like after- Yeah. Is that when everything ends? Maybe. Maybe. This is after the age of information, right? The internet's long dead and gone. If we go to war with China and Russia and just like the EMP thing happens, I'm sorry about your video games, but- Oh, I'm thrilled. We're gonna have the coolest band again here. Can you imagine how fun we would have? Dude, the-
I got a 73 rat rod motorcycle in the garage right now. It's going to look so cool with a double barrel saddled on the side. Matty's going to die first. Oh, yeah. Obviously, he chose to ride a motorcycle during an apocalypse. He was shot 18 times. He was shot on the way. We were in a convoy. It was really stupid. But I looked cool as fuck dying. Chuck Norris, Matty.
Right there. Tried to trade his ass for Pokemon cards? That's so weird. Batty went downhill real quick. For some reason, I know what to do after the internet shut off. He went crazy. Our podcast wouldn't exist anymore. We're doing it. We're training. We're OG training the military again. Like,
Compass azimuth that's protractor. I used to teach that when I was that was fun But I mean it's the it is top driven like hey prepare for a time where you do not have GPS prepare when your blue force of whatever fucking bullshit Where you do not have control of the airwaves where you do not have comms like signal mirrors like
Like that is where we're training right now. No shit. Looking at a 20. That's beautiful. A 2025 war. Like what's the first thing that's going to happen? EMP and then everything. Even playing ground. Which would be epic. That's what it would be. As like an old gray haired green beret. I'm like, dude.
The erection I have just thinking about it. I'm just thinking, I wouldn't have... I can just feel it. He's fighting me. I can see it. Murder boner. 5'11", stretch your pants. 5'11". Sponsor our podcast.
That would suck. I'd just be like, oh no, there's no AC. It's going to get hot here. Or really cold. Or really cold. Or we're going to fight. It's going to be cold. At least I have a lot of ammo. At least I have that. Yeah. It goes a long ways. And my effing guns. Oh, man. Poor shilling heart. I have to pick one tomorrow.
The FN-15 Tac? Oh yeah, the Tac-3. Yeah. I haven't shot it yet. Is that the new era they're doing? Yeah. It's sitting in the F... I don't know. I'm sorry. We're not cool enough over here to work with FN... Oh! Oh, okay!
I have to go pick up mine tomorrow. Oh, nice. Yeah. I'm sitting that stuff real quick. That's a nice. It's like being under six foot six feet tall. I missed it at six foot.
I was 6'2", now I'm 6'1". I came in at like just shy of 6'1", and now I'm like 5'11 flat. An inch and a half in 17 years. Damn. The army's still going to fight you when you get out about MAPA. I don't know. We didn't do that. That was totally on you. You did the skim MA thing. That's your fault. Yeah.
I mean, there's some. There's like pictures of me hanging from a tree with my parachute with a stick through my leg. And they'll still be like, not service-related. I'm like laying on the ground with my knee like this, getting blown up. And they're like, not service-related. Yeah. Derek Carver's legs gone. They're like, shouldn't have lifted weights. Do you still have the legs or we to check that out? Yeah.
Those are conversations they have. Yeah, literally. I had a minor stroke when I got out. They won't pay for it. They straight up just shut me down. I haven't gone back to the VA since. I heard it's better now, but I straight up had a stroke. I went blind, couldn't walk, couldn't move from a virus from Fort Polk. There are viruses in Fort Polk. Indisputable. Anybody that says that there's not, and if you're in the VA and you're like...
Did you really get something from Fort Polk? You got everything that is ground zero for everything. Fuck Fort Polk. Yeah, it just straight broke my brain. I had to walk with a cane for a while because it destroyed my equilibrium. I have no balance anymore. They're like tissue eating like Bro, it was awful! Things that happen that come out of Fort Polk. They're just like, this is going to eat your brain. I'm sorry. Not service related. Exactly. You'll be fine. You went home after Fort Polk so you got that at home. Yeah.
I don't miss that at all. I went to the VA and it was my, oh, because I was over Iraq, I hurt my shoulder from an ID. And then the doctor didn't write down which shoulder was injured over in Iraq. So when I got back in the VA, they were like, nah, they didn't claim which shoulder. So we can't say it was your right one. Do whatever shoulder you want. It doesn't matter. I only got two.
And they're like, the paperwork just says entry on shoulder. It didn't specify which ones got the steroid shots. Yeah, they're being like cool. I'll say they're being cooler than I was. I've heard it's much better now. I'm being told to constantly go back and I'm just a lazy piece of shit. I had like a photo of me on the medic table and they're pulling shrapnel out of my back. And they're like, this wasn't on your record. And I was like, yeah, I didn't want to get sent home
So like they are 18 Delta took care of me, you know, and like stitch me up. Did you get a purple heart for it though? No. What? But that's what they're saying. They're like, no, no. So we're going to give you a purple heart. And I'm as cool. I still have three years left. Can we give you the purple heart later? Yeah. Can we do it like three years? And, and, and like, but this is the problem that you did that you caused in 2008 is like, you didn't do it. The paperwork then I was like,
Yeah, we're not good at these things. Yeah, but... So we're okay? Like, we're good. Just get out. Just get out. Stop. Stop. Yeah, proof of heart. Soldiers are gonna soldier, you know, forever, so...
no no i did six but you didn't do think the right things you know like you went home with with your stroke and it's your fault that's why it's not service related absolutely i don't care anymore yeah exactly but you should go back there they are better i think they're being better yeah i'm supposed to do something i haven't done the va in years now thankfully it was like purple heart expedited it was used my personal health care or the va and i was like oh i have good health care i'm gonna
I'm going to use that. They're going to fix my brain because it doesn't work right now. I have one tooth that is the permanent problem of my whole entire mouth and the only problem that I ever have. And yes, that was an army dentist that started it all. Motherfucker. You know, and they're like, I'm...
Army dentist, bro, I was ETSing, it was the month after my stroke, so I was on a cane and I was ETSing, but we had, I can't remember what the fuck it's called when y'all do your med shit and they have to no-go-no you for shit because we're getting ready for a deployment in a couple years, but they canceled it, so it didn't fucking matter, but they still had to go through that process for funding reasons. Yeah.
So I was there, I have a personal fucking dentist. They're like, you gotta go see the dentist here at the dental van. And I was like, nah. - The dental trailer. - Yeah, the trailer. It's not even, yeah. And I was like, I'll see my personal dentist. I'm ETSing-- - Periodical health assessment. - Literally in fucking 14 days. Yes.
And hopefully you did the part one of the PHA before you went. Oh, yeah, of course. Yeah, on your AKO log in with your CAC. Yeah, oh, yeah. Fuck that shit. I'm having nightmares. I still have to do these things.
Still? Yeah. Oh my god. And we went in and of course they found a cavity. I was like fuck. So I was like I'll get my personal medicine and went back I had my first start and like as I'm on a cane and like still kind of gimpy I have one eye that's doing like this twitch thing he's like nope gotta go I'm like I ETS in 14 days. Can we not have a
Army dentist do this fucking destroy my mouth we go in there dental van loses power three times or the camper trailer as I'm already been numb so they have to keep numbing me over over cuz they've already started the drilling Which by the way before they started drilling weird we don't see anything that says it's this tooth though no they drilled my tooth with no cavity and
No, okay. There was nothing like we don't see anything and it says it's this dude I'm like then why are we doing this that's on the paper? We got to drill it. I'm like, can you just check the other side? We don't see anything there either. We got to do it though They drilled my goddamn tooth for I was in there for probably four or five hours Just cuz they had that the generator running this fucking camper trailer kept fucking dying
Got out yeah, it's good my mouth was numb for like four days my whole lip everything was fucked up army on three
And then I got out. It was great. And now he's got a drilled tooth. The filling already had to be replaced because it fell out immediately. That was the one thing I got lucky because they were like, hey, you got to go see dental. Do you want to go to the army one or we send you off post and you go to a public one? Yes, that was always the option. Or a private one. I was like,
That one. The latter. The one where I'm not seeing an army person for anything in my mouth. And I get a leave base. They're paying $13 an hour to trill my tooth. The private for some reason. Isn't this a job for an officer? No, I'm training. I don't want to see the guy in ACUs. I don't want to see the guy in ACUs. Please, no.
I don't miss that at all. It's all those little dumps. I remember, what was it, the TB? Yeah, the TB shot. The one I still have a love from. Yeah, mine messed up. So when they seen it, they were like, oh. You got TB. Yeah, and they freaked out. So they did a week of other dumb shit because of that. And I was like, that was right before deployment. Yeah. It was crazy. This was from when we were supposed to. So I was supposed to deploy in 2014. They canceled the entire deployment.
And of course we all had to get our TB stuff and I still have a lump even though I don't have TB but I got a false positive and now I just have a permanent lump on my arm. I might be able to get that out. I mean, you got a knife? Oh no, I was gonna... Like, Tim, this has been six years. Does it matter? Do you know how hard I suck? I suck older stuff than that. I don't like that. Tim, not on the podcast. Just blur it out, everyone.
- Army. - And they said the Navy sucked. - I'm learning a lot of stuff today. - Navy just added two weeks to their basic. - No shit. - Yeah. - What was that two weeks? - It was an inclusivity.
I'm serious. Don't worry about it. For real? Yeah, for real. And racial sensitivity. That's an extra two weeks? Yeah, two. There's a couple other blocks of instruction that are going to be included in this two-week portion. Also, sexual harassment prevention. Nice. Yep. And awareness. You don't want to stop all of the rapes.
And then some suicide prevention. So it's literally a two-week safety brief. It's a two-week safety brief. I'm going to piggyback off what the commander is saying. My personal favorite, which is the domestic radical extremism classes. No homegrown terrorists? Yeah, that's that same block. We don't want extremist...
in our ranks, you know, like racists or white supremacists, which we really don't have. We don't want, we don't want for sure. Um, but, uh, a current focus from like executive level is that it's always the executive level that they're like, we need a bunch of racists down in the military. Like, have you ever been down to the military? Um,
Have you been down there? Nobody really cares. Have you been on the line? Most people are actually really close. Too close, actually. We need to separate them. We just really care about the job and the work. And if you can do it or you can't. And we don't care what your skin color or your gender is. Go hang out with a group of infantry soldiers and you will see there is no boundaries. They don't care about much. Zero.
They care about some things. I almost wish there was like a couple boundaries. How do you stay warm?
Yeah. Tim, it's 70 degrees. Why are you naked laying with me? These sleeping bags are a little tight for two. Where'd your clothes go? It's cold, guys. We might die of hypothermia. It's 72 degrees. I'm cold. I was in fucking Vermont, man. We dug snow caves and shit. You get your buddy's sleeping bag side to side with your pee, Nalgene that you pissed in to keep you warm. You took that in a sock and you put it in your sleeping bag. I don't miss it.
It works. It works great, bud! Yeah, yeah, right. It was fucking- It was hard. Super hard. Two dudes, one sleeping bag. If you're hard and you try to pee in a Gatorade bottle, it is nearly impossible. You have to angle like this. So, no. It's hard to try to pee in a Gatorade bottle. Now jeans have a bigger top, so it's a little easier to- That's why I like the Gatorade. It's a huge mouth. Yeah. Do they? Yeah. That's big for you?
This is gigantic to me. This is what I use. I'll fill it up.
Please don't hit me later. I personally think Gatorade is the go-to bottle. I think it's the perfect... Over in Iraq, we had all this fucking water, you know, the water bottle that you just had thousands upon thousands upon thousands. If you go outside any, what are the Hesco Bears, it's just like on one side of that Hesco Bear, it's just going to...
Mountains of them. Piss. Just mountains of piss bottles. On one side of a Hesco barrel. Frodo came walking around. He's like, I can't walk up this hill. You're fine. Mordor is just on the other side. I fought a mountain full of piss bottles. What's that like? How many times have you deployed? I don't know. God, too many. Yes, the answer is yes, right? All of them. What was your longest one?
Iraq or Afghanistan, your typical rotations. What was your typical rotation? What was your longest stint? Soft due six months. There was four months for Rangers and then six months for yourself. Yeah, our four-month rotation was Iraq. But then you have a month on either end of your PDSS, ADVON. Oh, yep.
And then Afghanistan was six months. Then we have J sets that are three months. Um, I have lots of those. So three, she's three months cycles be like, is it harder though? Because it's like on tempo or is it just that perfect amount where you get more comfortable in that six month? Uh, they both, I think you're kind of complacent by the six months, uh,
Try 15. You get real complacent. That's too long. You stop really caring about anything at that point. Yeah, do I need to change my batteries? Meh. I changed them last month. You guys are on a night patrol. Why is there a line of cherries walking down the street?
I don't know. The sniper's not going to miss that. He's just walking down doing a night mission. Back to the Reddit combat footage. They're pretty rad.
I have to check that one out. Dump seizures, dying of those. Oh, yeah. They're just stationary smoking, not doing anything. Funker530 has a bunch. He does a bunch of combat stuff. Oh, yeah. Funker's fun. Yeah, he's a good dude. Canadian. Is he? Yeah. I did not know. Is it still on YouTube, or did they get taken down? He got pulled off YouTube. He uses his own website now, where he does all his own footage. Why'd he get pulled?
combat footage on YouTube. YouTube fucking changes their rules every couple months. I'm surprised. I don't know how I'm still on YouTube, to be completely honest with you. YouTube, please don't take my money. Is that, with the cartel videos, is that monetized or demonetized? Oh, that's age-restricted demonetized. Did you see the cartel, or the, it wasn't, it was in Puerto Rico. Did you see that drive-by where the guys are in front of the gas station and they get mowed down? And then the dudes come back and like dead-check them into oblivion?
Send me that. I'll show it to you. It's pretty rad. He did a police video. But it's like they're just hanging outside a little restaurant. And then you see a plant car. And then the arrest just... And then they just drive by him. Yeah. They hit him at waist height. And then all the dudes... Like a couple of them fall on the ground. A couple of them have guns. They get up. They try to shoot him. They're over the car doing this shit. And then the dudes come back with AKs and just mow him all day. Were they on motorcycles?
No motorcycles. No. I'm still trying to make this motorcycle thing work. I don't feel like that would be technically proficient. It'd be hard to shoot from a motorcycle. Unless you're Batty. Unless you're Batty. National Guard, Army Sniper, Batty. Watch out. Batty Streams. Wait. I just laughed. My last name's Streams.
Well, fuck. Tim, thank you so much for it. We'll plug what you need to plug. What are we looking up? You got podcasts coming up? You got what else? You got like 18 businesses coming up? The cocaine industry. Yeah, so blooming. There's a coke grow joke.
Vegan cocaine. Check him out. Supernatural. Organic even. Not with that horse shit stuff. What stuff do you need to shill? 5.11?
I don't know. You can't plug anything after this. Right in the kidney. Here it is. This next time I'm in Afghanistan, I'll make sure I have a good moment to plug something. Yeah, just really put it in that caption. And then I'll write, hey, while I'm saving people's lives while you're sitting at home, follow and then plug something. Yeah, absolutely. Unsubscribe podcast, please. I'll do it. I'll share the hate with you guys. There's plenty.
We get, we get enough donuts here. We get plenty. You have a refugee just watching a laptop and the background. He's like unsubscribes on the screen. It's like, Tim, please. That's actually, this is bad for all. When I'm saving people, unsubscribe keeps them entertained. Here we go.
Follow them. We did it. Batty, close it out. I don't wanna do it today. Don't let you do it. I did the intro. Yeah, so it's your turn, Batty. Thank you for watching the unsubscribe podcast or listening or fuck whatever. Eli DoubleTap. We got Donut Operator. And of course, Tim Kennedy! Where can we find you on all this stuff? Tim Kennedy MMA. Boom! We love you guys. Thank you, guys.
You are so beautiful to me. Can't you see?
