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It's racially ambiguous, daddy. That guy's fucking ridiculous, don't I?

It's harder to rhyme, but he's a really nice guy. Welcome to Unsubscribe. Hey, everyone. Unsubscribe podcast here. We're with Batty, Donut, and Eli Double Tap. Remember to like, subscribe, and comment below because we always forget to do this. So we're adding like a five-second segment. Yeah, wherever you're listening, whether it's on Amazon, Google, Apple, Podbean, Castro, or...

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A-Rab. A-Rab or A-Rab. Bro, you know, you're joking, and we were talking about this earlier. Twitch is like a bunch of soft people. Dude. This is how this episode's going. When people say my name on Twitch, sometimes they'll be like,

Can I call you Rav? Is that cool? I feel like A-Rab is racist. That's my name, bro. That's literally his Instagram handle and Twitch handle, right? Yeah. A-R-A-B. I'm going to be a raiding Middle Eastern guy. Give him a shout out. That's what they do, bro. Super.

This is going to be a real Friday episode for us. Just me and the white guys. We're going to hang out over here. You guys can go do whatever over there. It's cool. I'll get my white claw. I love PTSD sitting next to me. Go for it, dude! Don't know what to tell me. You get free parking everywhere. Podcast.

He's waking up. He's like,

Just white. It's weird guys, I got banned. Take your hat off for a second. What color is your hair? Brown. Okay. I'm not a real ginger, I'm a day long. I wasn't sure if it was green or blue. It used to be. It used to be blue. You can tell. Yeah. Why are you in Texas now? We got some property out here.

We walked outside of the airport and was like, there's fucking pickup trucks everywhere. I've seen four Raptors. It's all you see is Raptors. That's all there was. I walked out. I was like, holy fuck, I'm in Texas. Donut's like, I'm in the gray Raptor. He said silver, so I started walking through the silver one. Yeah.

It wasn't silver yours was gray. Okay, great. You're definitely not. He's like weird flex, bro He's like silver Raptor I'm like, okay dude walking towards the silver when the windows

That's fine. This is okay. That's about the gate guard stopping Isaiah. Oh, no! Wait, what? Yeah. So Isaiah, he drives my Raptor when he wants to go places, and one of the gate guards at the neighborhood stopped him and was like, is this your truck?

Like I was in the car with him, I was in the passenger seat, and he's like, "Man, you must be financially independent, huh?" I was like, "Isaiah, my black nephew, chocolate's nephew." And I was like, "Zay, just tell him yes, and let's fucking go, dude." "You are financially independent! Your people must be proud!" It's like, "What do you mean?"

All of the statements above. Zay didn't know what to say. Panic mode. Batty's like, look, delete the first 30 minutes. This podcast is two minutes and 40 seconds. I swore too much, guys. We have to scrap it. Can't put it on YouTube. Darn. It just is a weird episode of two minutes and 20 seconds. It's like, ha, ha, ha. So they're on Twitch. What happened? Thank you for unsubscribing today. Give us a follow. Oh.

We'll do that first. No, we don't need to. Just drop it in. It's fine. Oh, we're good. Do we do a good one? Yeah, it's a great one. Is it? I mean, we're drunk, so it's fucking good. I'm sorry. Do we have good audio or bad audio? Best audio. It's good. It's good. It was good.

Have you watched our podcast before? No. That's what everybody says. Everyone comes on like, never heard of you, never coming back. Well, I watched like 20 seconds of it. Oh, that's honestly the best amount of time. Like just only watch in 20 second increments. I don't even think it was when he told me come on our podcast. I think I literally just clicked it one day when Donut tweeted it or posted it or something. That's a cool name. That's a great name. Thank you for your service.

I just, a picture, Donut's like, come on our podcast. You send back a picture of like an iPad with jizz on it. It's our podcast, like come now. And he's like, is that what you meant? It's like, no. Why, what are you doing? All right, fuck it, I'll bust.

Oh, there we go. Tommy, Tommy, Tommy, Tommy. We go way back. Don't I go way back? Oh yeah, when did you guys? Can you go way back? Anywhere? You're only 24. 2016? Yeah, I think 16 or 17. Yeah, we started banter on Twitter. We just talked shit on Twitter. We weren't really like friends. We just followed each other, you know. I think we were both mutual with Leon. Oh yeah, okay, we were. Marcel, and we'd interact. And then he blew up way before me.

way before i did i've literally been following donut since like 10k i mean donuts are talking about the same yeah i was talking to you about around the same time he wanted to be a janitor for brc well that's how it is that's cool and then now you're fucking what one of their top creators i'd assume oh yeah don't fucking crushes it he's fucking a monster at everything he does oh what's that like guys what's it like being successful

I don't know. Best Twitch streamer I've ever seen in my life. I don't know. Most entertaining Twitch streamer ever. Not to suck you up for that, but... Batty, I'm going to start hopping in your streams, bro. Don't. Please. They're so good. Yeah, I believe it. It's just, just make sure your volume is like mostly down all the way. Just turn it all the way down. Not all the way, but like mostly. Yeah. Because it's loud. It's always way too loud. Be prepared.

So how did you get your start into, because your Twitch is, you got 500,000 followers. Almost, man. I'm trying to hit it before the end of the year. Bro, I'm so close to 100K and I'm doing the same thing. First 100K, right? Yeah. It's a great feeling. I think I like teared up on my first 100K. I remember exactly what happened. I got banned at 80K.

Okay, this is a different way I've heard this story going. Continue. I got banned at 80K for, I don't know, doing some, I always do some shit and then they consider it sexual content or whatever. Yeah, it doesn't matter what you do. I like shook ass or whatever and I'm not a girl. And... You're not in the ASMR category. You know what I think happened? I think when I got banned for 80K it was, I was watching a Vice documentary. Yeah. And it was about free speech, ironically. Right? Yeah.

It was these comedians that pranked the news channel, and then they're getting sued. So a dick statue pops up for, I think, one second, if not half a second, on screen. It was a piece of art. It wasn't a sexual... It was a dude standing next to a dick statue. It was a fucking nice dick. Nice cock, bro. And I was like...

Knew it was gonna happen bro and 30 minutes later. I'm banned. No. Oh shit that quick. Yeah Yeah, it was quick. Yeah, they take you down like you just see that you see this the green square turn your returne red Because

everything just stops and it just goes to zero or not. Not even, I think it still shows that it's, yeah, you should still try to cast, but it's not, it's not being able to connect. And I was like, fuck. And ironically, the same exact day, Pokimane pull up a video the same day, bro. Pokimane pulls up a video on Pornhub on accident.

It was a great video of mini diva getting railed. Okay. Yeah. It's called cock and balls. It says, it says read. It's called reading causes rough sex part two. Yeah. And it was good. It was a great video. I studied it. Oh my God. I had a three day or seven day ban and I studied it same day. She doesn't get banned. And I got banned. Mine was a dick. Dude, she was getting railed.

The bed yeah, this is like one of the biggest fucking scams whenever anything happens. I was like okay, but what about Yeah, this scale. It's like those flashing tits she wanted through the cat is that her no no no that was a little yeah, you did her fucking cat better alcohol That was like last

May, like 16 months, what, 18 months ago? That was 2019, wasn't it? 2020. Was it 2020? Dude, I don't remember. 2020 is a blur. I think it was 2020. I drank a lot. No, but it was... That was our Texas year. Yeah, that was the Texas year. That was our first year in Texas. Yeah, 18 months ago. And then I came back and somebody bought me to 100K.

And I was upset. So I was at 98 and I was at, no, I was at 97. I got botted up to a hundred and drop back down to 93. And now I'm going for it again. So I don't know what happened, but it's like, I got banned at 80 K. And as soon as they came back, I was at a hundred K. So I don't know if it's,

Somebody boughted me or maybe Twitch. It's just insane, man. So I just celebrated at 120. Okay. I remember I was on the fucking way to a tournament. My PC had just broken. My dad cut the internet wire. Biggest tournament of my career. What? Your dad cut the what? Dude, he was fucking around in the yard.

Oh, he caught the landline. I thought he just walked in the house with a scissors. Bro, he's fucking... You're playing them video games again. It's so funny because this was a key moment in my career where I had proven that I was a good solo player because everyone thought I was only good at team notes. Yeah, because I'm way too old. Right? I don't know, dude. 16. 16's age. So everyone thought I was shit at the solos and I proved myself as top 50 in North America.

And... Oh shit. So here's the biggest tournament, right? And I go to play it and my internet shut off fucking an hour and a half before. And I'm like, fuck. And I call my dad. I'm like, did you cut? Did you do anything with the internet? Did you cut the wire? He goes, no. I walked downstairs outside and he's sitting there holding two wires.

fully cut open in his hand. I was like, dad, did you cut the internet wire? He goes, no. I was like, what's that in your hand? He goes, not the internet. I was like, dad, that's the internet. That looks like some fiber off the cable, bro. So I went to a homie's house and as I was there, like I, you know, I fucking like a tear went down. I was like 100K. Like I did it. That was cool. It was a, it was a great feeling. Yeah, that's fucking dope.

yeah so you you play fortnite is your that was my initial thing yeah okay so i don't know anymore they might know way more so i played fortnite once well his backstory in general oh no no hit me i don't mention you were like four nine year coach because i i mean dude don't don't probably knew me of like three years without really much traction on my channels yes it was like three to four years of me experimenting figuring shit out i did like

I did like interviews in public. I did like, you know, those harmless pranks. That's where I first started hearing when you were doing that shit, the IRL shit. Yeah. Well, no, no. This was like YouTube shit way before IRL. I'm sorry. I meant like actual like doing YouTube shit. Oh, like five years ago? Yeah. So I know of you and I've seen that stuff. Yeah, absolutely. No way. Yeah. Yeah. And all that shit. Dude, I deleted all that. I wish I privated it. Really?

Really? Oh, you purged it? Because I went in the commentary community right after because that's like where... Oh, yeah, commentary community. Yeah, that was popping. You have to have a clean background. People don't realize how they scrub. I deleted everything. I was like, I'm going to make commentary videos. Yeah. They scrub your... So that's where... Side note, when I did History Channel TV. Yeah. They were like, what? They just looked at my name for everything. I was like...

And this is why young Eli was smart and had a different name completely for forums, which I will never release to this day. What's the name? Oh, you know, Maddie streams. But yeah, same thing. Like they went like, cause it's a point based program of probably even for when you're doing casting is, Oh, you want to do casting or any of the commentary is,

They will go back to search through all like everything. I'm not casting for fucking like games. You're just cat. No commentary like the fucking aggressive commentary like leafy is here type shit. Oh, yeah. Yeah, like pyro cynical like those were the communities because I was, you know, homies with Leon, whatever. And like that's what everyone was popping. So I was like, all right, like I'm in these communities. What if I try it too?

And I did, like, prank invasion reactions, and that got me to, like, 4K subs in, like, a week. And then it just... I was, like, I did that for, like, two and a half months. I was, like, how long am I going to fucking just hate on someone? Yeah. You know? Like, how long until... This is fucking weird. Like, it's... Yeah, this sucks. It's not happening. It's, like, it's not... Sure, like, I know I'm cracking good jokes or whatever, but my content's literally just fucking beating on some dude. So I took a break from all of it, and then I came back, like...

That was in February. I came back in August and I started my first ever stream August 2016.

2017 August 2017 and that's when you were doing Fortnite it was GTA oh GTA I had a GTA I had 10 viewers RP or no it was regular GTA I don't even know if RP was big back then just playing GTA yeah and then that's when the chat was very empty and you were like yo yeah so what do you guys want to see next dude I had like 10 actors blank fuck yeah me too guys let's drive this taxi I'm just playing with homies you know 30 hours a month whatever and then January 2018 is when I started playing Fortnite and that's when I started doing

200, 300 hours a month. Yeah. My college, my university, they took us in a week after add drop and basically said, we're changing your major requirements. All the classes you're taking this semester aren't going to count. And the ones you took last semester aren't either. I was like, what? Like we just got scammed like that. I raised my hand and there's a week after I dropped. So if you change your classes, you lose the money and you get like a W or a withdrawal. And I was like, when did you guys know about this?

In front of like 500 people. And the lady goes, December, we confirmed it. I was like, so they waited until after I dropped to fuck us. So they got your money. So they got our money. Holy fuck. So I graduated with 150 credits and you only need like 128. So I had like two extra semesters worth of courses. And so I dropped as many as I could to still have my scholarship, even though the classes were still useless. And I just started full-time streaming.

I mean, it was the best thing that ever happened, probably. Yeah, for sure. Yeah, because you'd be making what everyone else leaving college makes, like $30,000 a year or struggling to find a job. That they hate. Yeah, that they hate. And you're like, cool. And now you're like, fuck, I wasted all that time on college. And Fortnite was popping, dude. Oh, yeah. Free college, though, didn't you?

Well, yeah. Oh, no. Oh, no. What about good grades? That shade is the appropriate color for getting a discount on college, right? What do you mean? Oh, good grades. That's it. Wow. No, no, no, no. Let me tell you why that's unfair. Let me tell you why that's not true. Because on those sheets, the SAT and shit, we're considered white.

What? It's white plus like Middle Eastern. It says it. Yeah, Middle Eastern. Because one of the Lebanese dudes argued that like we were getting discriminated against and took it to court and argued that to put us with them with the whites. With the whites? Yeah. Yo, welcome to the team. Let's go, Jonah. Fuck you, Eli. We're considered white. Like when we apply to college, it's white plus.

White plus? You're like white extra. Not white plus, like white plus other, whatever it is, you know, Middle Eastern. So no, it's not separate. I don't get the colored scholarship. Mexicans though. They're going to need this help.

Use agriculture. Hashtag agriculture to get 60% off college. Jeez. It's a discount code for college. You know what? You're like,

You're like, I got this off the street. Handle me that. You're Mexican and Asian. Well, the Asians do really good in the schools. Yeah, but the Asians, they don't give them scholarships. No, because they're fucking... Because there's too many smart ones. Yeah, there's too many. And then you just have to... They're like... And Batty's like, I'm just gonna drink a White Claw and not say anything during this period. I didn't go to college. I don't owe anybody money. I dropped out of high school, so...

yeah dude so like fortnite was like your calling yeah initial streams yeah it finally popped off and then i started well no so for i mean for two years for two years i had like i mean it was just a small it was zero viewers for like a year and a half and then you know two viewers four viewers how you grow a stream and you know you do like the maximum you can to be at every opportunity to

Whatever and then why is much in yeah, then you should be in can be yeah And then in 2020 in February I created a series that like Completely changed the way competitive for night was played So I was one of the best players streaming the game because everyone who is better than me Was only like fully Pro. Yeah, they're already content So I was known to be like one of the smarter people because there's only like two other people that would stream that were smart and

So, I made this series. Okay, so, you know how like in sports people watch fucking film? Yeah. People do that in esports too. No, you're doing playbacks. Yeah, you take a 25-minute game and you watch it for an hour and a half. The issue is it's fucking boring. And two, you know the outcome. You can justify a wrong move, right? Every game of Fortnite is a game of chess. Something happens, it's different, it's random. How do you, you know? So, I took the 10 minutes I was entertaining the last 10.

And since I was known to be smart, I basically... So I would play whatever I was saying, but when I wasn't saying anything, I would voice over what I was thinking. Okay. So imagine you could hear, like, Tom Brady...

Saying like, and I saw this linebacker on my right, and I knew I had .7 seconds. And down there, the wide receiver could cut because the defender was pivoted this way. So I threw a Hail Mary, and I knew it would land. So I started doing that. That's a dope concept. It was called inside the mind.

And instantly my YouTube went from fucking, you know, 200 views that I would get on my stream highlights to 20k first video, 40k second video. And then within a month I was averaging 40 to 60k. And then it started going up. Going up from there. Yeah, and then that affected the Twitch. The Twitch went from 150 viewers to 1,000. I've seen that. YouTube to Twitch. It's insanity. It's heavily. You need to. Like, what's it called, Eli? Twitch.

Unsubscribe. It's a podcast. Shut the fuck off. I think it's... Wait. Going from one platform to another. Cross-pollination. Whatever. Conversion. Whatever. We're going to go with it.

Interracial. Yeah. Oh, God damn. From YouTube to Twitch is unbelievable. It's the only one that transfers. It translates so fucking well. No other platform can transfer to Twitch as well as YouTube. It's crazy how every time Donut posts a video, we joke about it. Every time on my stream, I become the Donut waiting room.

Because I know Donut's going to go live in the next 10 minutes because my view count will bump from four or 500 to seven, 800. Because I auto host you. Exactly. Because I'm on your auto host list. Yeah. He's the first person on my auto host list. Exactly. So if I'm live and Donut posts a video for those 10 minutes between the video to he goes live, everyone just floods over. And it's wild to see how big YouTube can influence a Twitch stream. It's nuts. Even those videos for like unsubscribe because now we have such. I have.

My Instagram's well over our fucking unsubscribed.

subscribe podcast, but dear God, people always come in from unsubscribe versus my Instagram to my Twitch. The new episode, the new episode. Holy shit. And you're like, new viewer, new viewer. Not once would be like, I really like your Instagram content. Not a single fucking time. It's all the other. It's like, yo, that was cool that time with you in a dress, bro. Yeah, that was great. Yeah. So yeah,

Took that series that's that blew up everything and then I made like the largest practice server with like paid practice Scrim so it's like 30 minutes and you know because I was known in the pro community and it was like More fun than this super elite like practice So everyone would play after the elite shit was done and it would be like 12 to 16 hours a day And I was pumping back out like three to five hundred bucks a day probably into like a

just paying people. Like if you win, you get 30 bucks. Yeah. You know, between you and your team. And it's like, they're playing for fun and it's all pros and shit. And there's like, dude, it had like 6,000 people in it, the discord. And it was people active. And I did that for like eight months.

And I mean, that helped my Twitch heavily, too. I was reinvesting way more than anybody else because that's the way you do it. Yeah. Everyone in that community doesn't really understand the idea of reinvesting, like pumping back out money. But, you know, like fortunately, I have an older brother who has like a big marketing company, et cetera. So like he always pounded that idea to me. So I started reinvesting everything.

And then, I mean, that's to this day, that's kind of what I still do right now. I do that. You know, I quit the gaming like a month and a half ago and I just travel stream the world. Yeah. So you don't, you don't do much Fortnite anymore. You've been doing those IRL streams. I didn't touch the game for eight weeks. I went back like last week just cause there was a new map later for 48 hours at a charity stream. And then now I'm back on the road. Yeah. It's fucking awesome. And, uh, you do the, you got the backpack, the streaming set up. Yeah. So like what was it? It used to not be called IRL. It was, uh,

It was IRL. Now it's just chatting. It's a separate category on Twitch. It's a separate category on Twitch, just chatting. It's like when you guys watch me and I'm just watching YouTube videos, that's just chatting. What he does is he gets his streaming backpack and he just goes around wherever and interacts with people. What did I tell you earlier? What do we call him?

NPCs. It's like literally interacting with real life NPCs. Oh my god, I love that. Yeah. Dude, the amount of shit. It just happened. Like, dude, I was out with a girl. Okay, a close friend. And she's like, how are you gonna make content? Like, what do you just do for 10 hours a day? I was like, it just happens. Just trust me. It just happens. And you're out and shit just happens. Dude, like we're out. We saw this fucking... A street show popped up. Some fucking random rapper came and started rapping for us. And like...

you know, people get in fight. You just catch everything. I mean, you're out there just recording. As soon as you put a camera up and shit that I did, I did one in Vegas and I was like, man, I went live. I had the camera up, right? Just walking around the strip in Vegas. I was like, man, I hope I don't see any titties. Cause I don't want to get banned. Oh God. You saw titties. 30 seconds later to like the go-go dancer girls with the pasties on, just walk around the corner. Like Carol, like no, just trying to hide this shit as fast as I could, man. It's like,

As soon as you put a camera up in front of anything, crazy is going to happen. Shit happens. It's such a dangerous stream too, man, because you could end your career like that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You're right. Never go full ice. Okay, so rewind. We were talking about it. You would do dates, like random first dates on stream? Because that's a fun-ass series. I'm not going to lie. I can just think about the 2020 series. I'm like...

When everyone was like single going through and you're just live recording those interactions it'd be gold Yeah, no, so I've done like a few dates, but that's like with friends, you know, like like I know they'll be good content Whatever like what I mean, don't hang out. See people do like eat eights on Twitch, bro. They're like what you guys do You don't worry about it. They're like, but I want to do that. So I have this I have this idea I want to go to like France or something or some other country and live off tinder for three days. Oh my

So, like, in my Tinder bio, I will literally say, listen, I'm a live streamer. Like, I'm trying to live off Tinder. I need a place to stay. I need to go on a date. I need to, you know, I need food. I have no money. Like, I'm doing this challenge. Like, I'm going to be fully honest, right? Because it's like...

And I'm just gonna swipe, bro. That's so fucking good. Bro, and I'm just gonna fucking swipe. I'm just gonna swipe. I'll swipe left, too, on the ones that... You don't... You shouldn't do that. And if I don't do it, then I sleep on the street.

Oh man, I'd be... That's fucking awesome. And you're a big good looking dude too with game. Hopefully it'll, you know. To be fair, on Twitch you can't do the... You can't be like... You can't have full game on Twitch. It's like you can't be you. Tinder sucks in Syria, guys. No one's on this fucking app, yo. You were saying the first date shit. Bro, this chick walks up to me while I was at the Santa Monica Pier.

And I was like, I have two tickets to the Ferris wheel. You want to go on? And within like 30 seconds, we kissed on stream in front of 3000 people. Yeah. See, that was, that was cool. That was the second day of, of IRL streaming. Oh shit. That, that was when like, people were like, Holy fuck. Like he's, he'll be good at that. That's what I, that's the thing too. It's like all these ideas, all these like experiences are just amplified.

Because I would have never fucking done that off camera. Yeah, absolutely. Why the fuck would I do that off camera? It's so weird. It's so random because I have a disposition. I think you guys are more into it now where I hide my private life. Like who I'm dating or anything. I'm like, they know I'm very. Smart move. Because I was like, I went through a public one and it is even today. It's like two years later. We both of us still get messaged.

messages you guys are dating still right are you still like and you're like what the hell so going on I was like oh I'm gonna just separate this lifestyle versus it would be a blast don't get me wrong my

any of us doing tinder dating on livestream would be hilarious because it adds a whole new equation to it I'd just get called out for swiping on tinder while I was streaming I'd be using those bitties we see it in your glasses bro I'm just sitting here swiping loading into raids and shit I'd be like random kiss 7777 bitties done

Bad pickup line, 10,000 biddies. I'd be, let's go. I'd be rolling in dice. I'm like, what are we saying today? You can pick my pickup line for 20K biddies. Nice tits. Nice tits. It worked.

All right, Chad. And that's the thing, too. You can definitely introduce challenges like that. So, like, let's say it's going well. They can send any message you want for X amount of money. So, like, let's say it's going well with the chick, and she's about to let you stay at her place. Okay? She's in for this challenge. And then somebody donates fucking, you know, 100 bucks to make you say. I have chlamydia. Yeah. It's our real business. Yes!

So am I going to be able to fuck you after? Like some shit that you know is going to ruin it. Yeah. Damn it, this is genius and I hate. Dude, it's a real life game. I know. It's Bitbot. It's real life Bitbot and I fuck him. So do you know what Bitbot is? No, but it sounds cool. Okay, so we have a. We all have to break up with our girlfriends. Okay. Sorry, Lori. Oh, man. Dang it.

Dang it! Mine was getting good. Mine too! It sucks! We have that talk on the way here. Oh, okay. Breaking up? No, he was like, are you dating anyone? I can't. Not for this content. Oh, man, dude, no. No, you, no. You need someone... You can if someone's willing to travel with you. Because then it can be good content. Open relationship. I like it.

Because I was like, the camera woman. Nice. She's a cuck. She sits there and records it. She's like, fuck yeah, you do that, A-Rab. Just holding that camera and making it super awkward. Babe, look at the way I'm flaccid. Can you stream? Oh, you can stream on the corn tub.

Has anyone on the corn? Yeah. Porn up here. I mean, he knows the porn. Is that a gamer word? Here we go. I'm white. Here we go. Twitter. It's like, what's that even? Okay.

it's still blurred out when people order it though I can't see what it says it's like GamerWard and it's pixelated oh god that's such a weird shirt

Did you see know where it was a April Fool's I think it was two years ago where Pornhub made it the corn hub no and all the videos were corn and all the pictures were corn and it was in the title it was a shuck of corn and

They made it for the 4th of July. I like that they probably were all in there and they're like, who the fuck is this bullshit? They're mad and they check the daybook. Poor nub. Where's my Riley Reid? All I see is fucking corn. Their Twitter girl Aria is good. Oh yeah, guys, if you want Riley Reid, Sasha Gray, or... That one...

What's fucking Superman's name? Henry Cavill. Henry Cavill. I like that's the list of four. Don't blow them up! I put you, Henry Cavill, I'm sorry, I categorized you. Okay, so you're a terrible Henry Cavill. Yeah, I was like, go there! What he was trying to say is, who do you want to have on the podcast as a guest next? Put it in the comment below, please. Thank you. But go bug them also on their social medias.

You guys should unsubscribe. Yeah. Go like, subscribe. Worst podcast of all time. Our audio's working, though. I like it's a beat. It's like, we're doing this. Oh, man. Do we have to do another shot? I'm not taking another shot. There's no way. You got to do a halfie. You said you were. They're half shots. They're halfies. They're not even real shots. Yeah, I got halfies. They're like little baby shots.

It's like Milo Tyke's first fucking shot. Yeah, don't be a Tonka truck. Okay, that was easy. See? Little baby guy. It's okay. If you speak on the podcast, you'll be the first one. We're teaching you how. I think we read A-Rab's IRL streams are just fucking murdering right now. A-Rab just crushing the game. You posted your stats on Twitter last week. That was a crazy stream. Yeah, you did. You had like a million views last month or something?

Oh, you're talking on TikTok. Was it TikTok? It was 20 mil on TikTok. Yeah, 20 mil on TikTok? Were you just posting your IRL clips on there? Wait, what's your TikTok? What's your follower count on? It was 170k. I spent 10 months building up to 170k with Fortnite content.

and then i quit i didn't upload anything for a month god damn dude and i come back for one month irl and now it's at 350k i i need to actually i i've gotten to 80 something whatever k without just just off and like i post maybe every four months like i need to actually god tick tock is wild 20 million views in my first month yeah yeah yeah that's nuts that's where the npc thing made sense because i turned those interactions into 60 seconds or 40 40 seconds

In the stories. And you watch those and it literally, it's like I'm talking to NPCs. You're on a quest. They're little bots. It's like I'm on a quest and I'm getting points for finishing it. It's surprising how much most people don't know how to interact with other people. Yeah. It's... Cons? Have you done a cons? Cons have to be the worst because I know being with... What do you mean cons? Conventions. Conventions. Yeah, I've done a convention. Conventions have the worst...

I love you all. Weirdest fucking people in the world. That's all of you. That's all of you. But if you see those weird interactions, so the gun space isn't that bad. Like, SHOT Show, there wasn't SHOT Show still less than Prime with like SHOT Show's a closed convention. It's like when you go, hey guys, we're gonna be at BRCC. We're gonna be at this store.

Oh yeah, never mind, because the store people are still like, hey, and again, we love you guys, but when you're like, I got this gun, I decided to bring you, come to my truck. That's because you go to those conventions. That's why your conventions are a problem. Listen, come here, son.

Are there any non-whites around here? Just Eli. Wait, he's not white? I thought he was white. There's no non-whites as he's putting on a hat. Is that a ghost hat, sir? It looks like a ghost hat.

And yellow monetization. There it is. I've been to like ComplexCon and shit. It's whatever. Like the hype-y shit. You know, anything that's cool to stream, I'm there for. I don't care about going to the event. Like I went to Rolling Loud yesterday. Oh, shit. I don't give a fuck about Rolling Loud. I don't even know what that is. I thought that was Spaddy's nickname. You know what I'm saying? What?

I mean, I'll take it. And the jet was a slow roller. I'm not upset about it. I like it. I'm cool with that. Okay, I'll take it. That's your pet name for Batty. Get on your knees. Hi, everyone. Unsubscribe podcast. We have rolling loud here. Rolling loud. Open your mouth. Why are you weird, man? We were fine. And then you ruined it.

I got to that point where Eli had to fuck with Daddy on the podcast again, but we're here. It's been at least... What's it like not being six feet tall? It's been five minutes since Eli and Daddy did it. This is why we're on the opposite sides of the table. There's aggression. We fight. We're at each other's throat. I don't know what Rolling Loud is, seriously. I don't know what it's at.

Me. Oh, okay. Fuck. Here you go. It's only the biggest white person on the table. There's so much white on my beard. It's like the biggest big festival. Some of that EDM shit.

It's like the biggest music festival. I was on a stream and my backpack fucking broke. Jesus. So like afterwards, I was like, I don't give a fuck about this festival. I just left. Yeah. That was in LA? Yeah. Okay. I'm sorry you went to LA. Yeah, sorry. LA's not been great for the last four years. I go to LA hoping that I get robbed. So that I could get a viral clip. It's like, oh no, my wallet.

You gotta take this backpack, it's not recording. Go home. Just run with it. We were talking about that on the way over here. I was like, just don't say anything about streaming. Hand them your backpack and watch them run home. Go to their room and take it off. Light up a crack pipe. This is all first person of a criminal. What?

You see him drawing the sign to ask for money. It's like, this is GTA. This is GTA IRL. Punching a taxi, taking it, driving. My IRL bag is on an adventure right now. You're on your phone, dude, just fucking typing in chat like, let's go! We need some bitty. The little toaster that could. But it's an IRL bag. IRL bag. It's like,

like, what in vitro? It smells like dead hooker. Kill me. Kill me. That's the first thing I do if I got robbed. I turn the speaker off. Oh, yeah, absolutely. But the dude wouldn't know, so they come and play like fart noises or whatever and just let it roll. Just watch. Yeah. Oh, my God. It'd be so good. I mean, that'd be a story. Oh, you would go up. Yeah. You would break a mill real quick. I could just walk around L.A. and be like, oops, I dropped my hundred dollar bill.

Bills! No! Leave your backpack only half slung? What is this, a mouse trap? He's leaving a fucking trail. He holds a hundred dollar bill and he's sitting like, he's pretending to sleep. Oh no, I dropped my backpack! What if we took a purse and put a hidden camera in it and just threw it out in fucking Hollywood Boulevard? What are you, fucking Mark Rober? We're not faking it. I mean, like, a little bit.

I like that idea. You think so? You think that shit's fake? Hmm? Marks? Yeah. Yeah, he even came out and said a lot of his first, the first one he did was fake. Oh, I feel like I might have seen that. There was a lot of staged. There was a lot of staged in there.

Good on him for fucking being a genius content creator. Him and fucking Dr. Mr. Beast. Dr. Beast. Did you see Mr. Beast demo guy that blew that bridge up? Dude, I love Mr. Beast demo. Mr. Beast Explosive Guy is amazing. What was his name? Brandoon Harira? Mr. Beast Explosive Guy is what we call him. Yeah, you can check him out. The real Mr. Beast Explosive Guy.

on Instagram go give him a follow imagine building a following for years and in one video just have it picked apart and ruined turned into I'm Mr. Beast Explosive Guy we should make a video he should make a channel trailer you should see I'm Mr. Beast Explosive Guy you should see our group chat it was awesome

all of us just literally lighting into him because of that it's nothing but all of it it's a 5 second video of him just standing there yeah I'm MrBeastExplosive that's it that's when you click on his channel that's it hey it's me

the real mr b because someone left a comment on my youtube where brand or one of my uh blog where brandon was in one of my vlogs and they said oh my god is that mr beast explosive guy working for like seven years building a k factory built his channel he's been doing all this shit and then there's that comment oh look it's mr beast explosive guy it's so good

Yeah, so if you guys didn't know on mr. Beast video where the military chases him being chased by a bunch of Navy SEALs Our friend Brandon Herrera blew the bridge up. They hired him to come in some of that sir. He did yeah That was a mr. Beast explosive guy not Brandon. Yeah, it's not Brandon Herrera. It's mr. Beast explosive guy. He's Brandon I don't know. I know who mr. Beast explosives. He's one of my favorite YouTube. He's taking off

That'd be a funny meme if he talked to his YouTube rep and changed his name to that for like a week or two. I mean... I'd do it for a week. I know you watch these videos, Abe. I'm going to tell him to change it without telling Brandon. Mr. Beast Explosive Guy. Oh my God, this is the best troll ever. I love this.

Let's just fuck with a man's livelihood for a week. That'll be fine. We're great friends. We're good friends. He just put out the Alec Baldwin video today. He's done good. It'll be all right. Oh, such a good video. Next we'll meet somebody at Twitch. We'll be like, just ban Batty for seven days. Let's see his reaction. Dude, I don't know how I haven't copped a ban. I feel like you would have already. Dude, honestly, during the sleeping, did you not? Oh, man. He fell asleep.

Can we tell? Yeah, we talked about it. We talked about it. Because I was wearing the shirt. Did you throw up on stream? No. So I used to do grilling streams. I would sit out on my porch. I puked. Fucking...

Projectile vomited. Bottom fluids are a no-no on stream, bro. Projectile vomited? It's the first time I've ever done it in my life, bro. I got sauce. Are we talking down or straight? I was doing an on... I have no idea. On the camera shit. He's like trying to go... It just blacks out with vomit. I was doing like this fucking E-date with a chick, like a Lebanese chick. I was loving it, killing it, whatever. I got fucking...

And I drank a gallon of water.

That's my fucked up. I don't know. I was just like too much water. No, that's not the smart. That's too much water, bro. That's way too much water. I was like, let me clean out my fucking system. Nope, that's not how that works. I just picture this day. Dude, all I remember is laying in bed and then waking up the next day and my stream is like everything's still on. You pulled the matty. You pulled the matty. Oh, man. My little brother. Somebody DM'd my little brother. He came into my room, deleted all the clips, deleted all the VODs.

I wish I had a little brother right now. Where are you, Riley? Fuck you, bro. My little stepbrother. Apparently, I projectile vomited. I watched the clip once. I was like, I don't want to watch this. Batty just straight up. Bro, I got... So, I used to do grilling streams. I'd go on my porch. I had a bunch of land in Vermont and I had a porch and I'd just grill and hang out at night and drink and whatever. And then one night, you know, mid-divorce, I was like, I'm just going to drink a

bottle of Jameson in three cups. I had like these giant cups somebody sent me, so I just drank an entire bottle in like 30 minutes. I was tanked towards, you know, an hour and a half into the stream and I realized I was hammered and I had a moth, like a bug just sitting on my head, like this big. I was like, I'm just gonna take a nap, guys. And I just...

He's racked out. Beautiful sunrise in the background. I had Donut. Everybody was calling me. I had like 400 missed calls. Turn your fucking stream off. I'm just sitting there like,

Just comfy as fuck on my front porch for a month. You were fine. You didn't throw up or anything? I think the only reason I never got banned was because I was like, I'm just going to go. You got banned for it? No, I never did. Oh, okay. He just walked away though. Dude, I said, I'm just going to take a nap real quick. I had one editor who pulled me from the just chatting category. So I was no category. So you're allowed to sleep. I was like a pioneer of the sleeping streams. And I eventually woke up at like 4 a.m. And I was like,

looking at my phone, threw it into my yard, and just like walked inside, left the cameras open, watching the sunset over the mountains and shit. Woke up at 10 a.m. in my underwear like, where's my phone? I had no idea what was going on. I woke up like, why am I in my bed? I remember being on camera. I went outside, camera's live, slammed the laptop shut. There's a freeze frame of me in my pineapple boxers or whatever, slamming the laptop shut.

Oh no. Just a mess. What am I doing? Because I tried to find the clip recently. It was like three days ago. We were trying to find a clip of the moth that was just walking around on my head. I was on my porch and this bird-sized bug lands on my head and just starts walking around on my head and shit. I was like, what the fuck?

What's his name? Jeremy. We named him Jeremy. Dude, he hung out on my head for like 45 minutes. Then he went and flew onto the bug lamp I had on my porch. Keep like the mosquitoes and shit away. And he just sat on the lamp. He was too big to get zapped by it. And he just sat there and watched all of his friends die. As they flew into the lamp. Jeremy, our leader, he wouldn't lead us. Jeremy! Jeremy!

Jeremy! What? It was fucked up. I led them to their death. I somehow had somebody just purge the clips, the VOD, and never copped a ban for that one. This guy's funny, bro. Don't encourage him. Stop it. Eli does not need any more gross.

Have you been banned? No. No ban. I just called my first one. We're not going to talk about it. I can't believe it. Congrats. Fucking six years. How many bans have you got so far? I don't want to say on camera, but... Thirteen. Okay, no, I think I had three. That's not bad. Just don't fucking piss on yourself. I had three, but I think when I got partnered, my slate got wiped clean because I asked my guy...

And he said there's nothing on my fucking account. You have a guy? Who's your guy? I just got a new guy. I don't have a guy. I don't know. I don't really know him. It's just like they assign you a guy. Bro, if I show him my TV, will it keep me from getting banned? They assign you a guy. No, I got a guy. He's fucking awesome. I talk to him all the time. He's a great fucking dude. Well, I got to sign a guy. Wait, I got a guy? I don't have a guy. You don't have a guy. No, no. Only certain. It's when you get like your new, if you get like the new split. Yeah. I'm almost on that good split. No, you're not.

Yeah, I am. No, you won't. For 500, right? You're never going to get there. Have we ever told the story? We don't talk about it. We don't talk about that. We were told the story about how Eli didn't know he was a Twitch partner for six months. We were talking about splitting... Splitting... Fucking legs, bro! We don't talk about that.

How have we told the story about how Eli didn't know he was a partner on Twitch for fucking ever? Hey, that's 100% not my fault. It went to my junk email. It was in your regular email. No. It was. It was absolutely in your normal Twitch email. Okay, now that I'm reflecting back on this, you're right. Because I was on the phone with you.

Let's go back. You got denied five times. I got denied four or five times as well. Yeah, but you see on your, when you applied and got accepted, you knew when you did. Oh, I knew because the guy walked into my chat. The guy came into my chat. He's my homie. He's one of my close homies. Oh, you had them raid you? No, no, no. He's one of my close homies. He just really likes me. He's a guy who works at Twitch. He really likes that I'm fucking not soft on Twitch. And he comes in. I remember it was December 18th.

He comes in. I know exactly where I was. I was playing a game of Fortnite with a friend. And he goes, check your dashboard, dum-dum. And I was like, I know exactly what he's saying. I'm like, are you serious? He goes, check it. I was like, no way. I've been applying for fucking eight months, bro. Yeah. Getting partnered on Twitch is a big thing, by the way. Yeah, they don't just give it to you when you reach the requirements. Fuck, no, they don't. That's right. Shit to get partnered.

It wasn't easy when I was in fucking 2018. Don't hit the old you. Because you were, when did you get partnered? What year? 2019. Yes, me and you were in the same category. Don't hit it. It's painful. Yeah, 2018 when you had to just, they don't show you what you have to do. Before gifted subs. Yeah, you just have to keep applying. And I applied like fucking 12 times. Yeah. And finally got it. But I look at my emails and I saw that I got it.

Dude, he just comes in and I click the fucking thing. It was done. And I freaked out. I was like, no way. So Eli, what happened with you? Eli, what happened with you on your birthday two years ago? So I was on a bad bird. What, tacos?

That was a talk. Oh, yeah, because I had breakfast burritos. Onions and ketchup. Breakfast burritos. Why? This is going to be your fallback plan. If you don't like it, just unsubscribe. No, I applied fucking five times, I think. And my numbers were doing good. I was like 185. Yeah, you're almost at 200 average. Still getting denied. That's what they do, bro. Still getting denied. And then finally applied. Didn't hear back. Or so I thought.

and then after like i remember texting but i was like bro after three months i didn't even hear i was literally on the phone with you you fuck it i was talking on the phone with you i was like eli i searched up what the subject line of my partner email was i was like eli you had to have gotten something here's the denial subject line searching he's like i just have my old ones like here's my acceptance one search this subject line

oh he just said fucking oh that's all you said but that was after they emailed me after my sixth application yeah so it was it's long when you search three months didn't hear back text baddie he didn't say anything yet applied again i was like and then i was like bad ain't saying shit this bullshit i didn't like check blah blah blah but i got an email from twitch everyone

I just need to read it. Cause it's like, bro, we, you're a partner. You just got to hit the button. We, we accepted you like months ago. I was like,

Eli, this is what the email looks like. He hits refresh. He's got a check mark. That's literally what it was. Eli got the email, and he just was. Just imagine being accepted and then reappointed. It's like getting a job and be like, fuck yeah. Here's my resume. Tell me what you think. Get me back in a few months. Love you. But we hired you like four months ago. It's like, no, you didn't. It's okay. Don't stress about it.

- You did, you did accept me four months ago, shit dick. - Imagine if your numbers have dropped to like so much that the New Yorkers are like, nevermind. - We unaccepted you. - What do you think of that? Should they remove partner?

I mean, I feel like, yeah, absolutely. Not like if you drop for a month or two. No, no, no, no. We're talking, there's people that haven't streamed in three, four years. Absolutely. Well, no, not haven't streamed, just like you still stream, but you have fucking three viewers with a partner badge. I've seen that. I know what you're talking about. I've seen that a lot, to be honest. I don't know about that. I feel like there should be some sort of requirement though, right? Yeah. I feel like it's shit bad because, you know, my stream schedule is very...

I'm the worst person. It's like being verified. I hear your guys' stories. You're like, I was fucking streaming 200 hours a week. And I'm like, there I was streaming 10 hours a week. Yeah, but I'm not here trying to fuck people over just because they do different things. That's not how I see shit. Like, I see shit... We talked about the Pokimane thing earlier. I don't see it as we both should be punished. I don't see it as we both should be punished. I see it as we both shouldn't be punished.

You know what I'm saying? Some people see it as you both should be punished. But really, if you look at the context, both of them were accidents. 100%. Hold this accountability. Context matters. Where the fuck did that go? I think none of that, bro. There's none of that. What's this fuck came out and said that shit and it was just like... Emmett Shearer. Emmett. In the smoke. The minute he said it. Yeah. I think if you're not hitting your numbers and you're at 3-5, because I see that too. It's like, fuck off. You're not...

It should be rude. You were. Same point. Your Instagram post. You have an Instagram post. You're verified Instagram. You're not hitting nearly your verified numbers. Do they pull that? Because that's a Twitch checkmark. It's a verification.

Whether you want to call it your because when you first get verified nothing changes you don't get a better sub split Nothing changes on Twitch when you go from affiliate partner except for that fucking check exactly nothing nothing changes honestly I think it's a hard access more rooms at TwitchCon. That's it. Whoa. They give you a free Red Bull sometimes Yeah, I mean this one time the second time I went they didn't I was super excited for the free Red Bulls. Are you guys here?

This year? No, because next year. It's not going to happen. It's not going to happen. Really? 100%. I'm calling right now. Bushcon? Yeah. I've never been there. Dude. It's dope. Did you go to PAX? No. You could. It was bad. It was bad. PAX Prime is one of the biggest conventions. I've heard of PAX. Yeah. PAX Prime is the mother of conventions. Average is 9,200 to 8,000 people walking in. We went. 8,000. 8,000 people. Oh, it was. Stop. Stop.

Do you know what a shit show that is? When you walk onto a game floor and you're like, you had more live viewers during your break. An entire convention center. I'm not, I'm, I can tell you right now, nothing is going to happen in 2022. Come on. It's Amsterdam. There's no way they think about it. COVID. You're not going to be able to get to Europe. Yeah. Right now. Like, uh, yeah, Japan right now, because it's off to the holidays. The thing.

whatever the backstreet tour book the backstreet tour boys yes please yeah please continue this conversation i'm ready for it kpop uh-huh yeah kpop backstreet's back all right they're no longer doing it that's what uh game grids sync yeah

98 degrees? Where are we going with this? I hate you. I hate you, buddy. You're a piece of shit. No, they used to not. Game Grumps wouldn't say... Boyz II Men? Yes, exactly who I'm saying. No, because the YouTube algorithm, Game Grumps wouldn't say COVID anytime, so they called it Backstreet Boys. They called it Backstreet Boys Tour. The entire 2020. They were like, because it fucked with their algorithm and they know it. They were like, oh, we just won't say it. We will replicate it with this word. Done. Done.

But because of that now, because of the new tour. Yeah. The new tour is coming out, kicking off. Japan already said, yo, three months. We're not letting you in people like that. Period. He's closing back down. So we have a friend who's trying. Was that dubbed or subbed? God damn!

You're good. I hate the deaf version. We have a buddy from the EU right now trying to move to Texas. Middle of the visa process. They're just getting pushed constantly because it's like, oh yeah, we're going to accept you in a couple months. It'll be fine. You can move here soon. Never mind. January. Wait. Oops. February. March. You know the craziest part of it?

Just look at the fucking Pfizer stock and every time a new variant is announced, it goes up 10%. It's a money-making thing. Why are we doing politics? So, that's not politics. I hear a lot of shit. It's money-making. Seriously. Because I don't talk politics. I make fun of everything, you know, evenly. But, like, that's a thing. You know? Like, I'd fucking say the same thing if... See, that's crazy. That's considered liberal. Um...

Yeah, right? If you make fun of everything, you're a piece of shit. Right? I'm just putting my face out right now. Make sure he's recording! I posted that. I was like, oh, Omicron just got announced. And I looked at the Pfizer stock. It was up 11%. I was like, that's crazy how these two happened at the same day. And some dude comes and goes, what are you trying to say here? Liberal. I was like, I don't know. Look at it.

what do you read? Like, I'm just pointing out facts. He goes, okay, good. I was like, like, what did I say? It's a great conversation. screenshots. You should have Twitter news and one of my Robin Hood account. And I said, look, and that somehow got turned political. Yeah. You should have just been like, was it, what's the up arrows? The up arrows. Stonks.

Stonks. If you just point it up at your username, what are you trying to say? You're a rab. I'm sorry, bro. I did not know. I completely apologize for that. I'm not racist. Walk away from this Twitter conversation with my dignity. Walk away from this podcast with my dignity. You can't. You're on this podcast. You're good. Do you think a Micron or Optimus Prime will win?

I fucking love Transformers. I used to get so much shit for Fortnite. He has a lot of abilities. Gobots are really cool. Microbots. They're microbots. Can we one video game other than Fortnite? No. Shut the fuck up, Batty. I play League of Legends.

What did you guys play League? I did. I was a master. You were a fucking master. Wait, let me look at you. What was I? Why do I feel jungle? I was a jungler. You boy! Look at this man! If this man... I was before Fortnite.

I played for my university. Xin Zhao was the first reason I had Diamond. It was AP Xin Zhao. I made that shit.

This is the part of the podcast where we all eat a donut and say the game that we didn't understand. I played League back in 2011, so I can't even. I tried it. Couldn't get into it. We won the second largest tournament in the Southeast. It was the Georgia Tech land. It was cool, bro. We spent like three days. It was so cool. It was my first time fucking. Whatever. I was playing for my college for fun.

Like we went we spent three days just playing back fucking ten hours a day against other other teams and we had like five before streaming even we had like five to ten homies behind us and they were just fucking cheering us up dude and the auditorium League is I'm jungle and top so NASA's for Power bottom usually Yeah, I haven't played

In a year and a half. I've been watching my friends play the league the last six months nonstop because I miss it. I hopped on a week and a half ago because I was at home with my family and my boys.

And they play. They still play for fun. So I hopped on. I didn't touch the game in eight weeks since I quit. It was fun. It was fun to just chill. But then after a day, it was like, whatever. Rank or do rank is the most toxic fucking community in the existence of mankind. That's why I'm surprised you were like Master because the only reason I started doing ranked again was one of I was streaming and a viewer came in. He was a younger guy.

Super young and he was like oh yeah, I play league I was like this trash player is gonna Is gonna try to play with me on teams on rage. I'll play with you I guarantee you've heard the same thing. I'll team up with you and you like fuck Yeah, I'm gonna rage. I hear that's for night all the time homeboy was a master rank and

Yeah, I got extra accounts though. And then I watch him play. He's going 22 and one. I'm like, bro, he's a jungle. He's like, yeah, just fucking, this is how I play. I'm like, he's like, watch these tutorial. He likes, I'm like, I'm the best player. I am the poopoo garbage. Yeah, this is my life now. Cause I was like, nah, nah. It was hard that that was my peak. Like diamond one is where I hovered. Oh,

Master dude the difference like even though it's just diamonds fucking inside one rank over dude the distance crazy I never play right style fuck leave it a big part. It was like four or five years of my life God no Runescape was my mom. It was that it yeah see MMOs. That's bad. Did you get in there?

Uh, Elder Scrolls Online, Star Wars: The Republic, early WoW. Yeah, you look like it. What the fuck?! Man, he is just winning me over. You look like a Star Wars fan, man. Dona, you're on my side! Fuck this guy, he's a piece of shit! Dona, come over here. I think that's called something. What do we divide us in, those guys? Oh no. High property value. I get it now! Oh god, bitch!

Thank you for coming to the unsubscribe podcast! I had liquids in my mouth. I love this bro, this is why I love podcasts. They're so good. They're just so random, you're just like, "ha, let's have a Defy note." Well it's just, dude, the beauty of like being able to say shit on YouTube as opposed to Twitch. Oh my god. Like all these jokes were cracking.

I would still crack them on Twitch. We're still pretty tame right now. But every time I'd crack them, I'd be like, fuck. Was that the one? Yeah. I just said in the middle of the evening, you did a cat joke. You know what I'm saying? Shit. Those are ones I'm willing to crack on Twitch. We're not saying anything too untame, but dude, if we say any of those on Twitch, I'd say them, but I'd still be like...

You worry. Your body's going away. For the next 45 minutes, I'll be like, am I still alive? Which is not how it should be. It's not, bro. It's not. It should just be like, hey.

This is a joke. I want to be a Twitch ambassador. Let's bring some baddie to the Twitch ambassador program. Color your hair. The whole hair baddie I love. The ambassadors don't like me very much. No, they don't. It shouldn't be like that. If you don't like what I'm saying, just go watch somebody else.

Why is that so hard, man? That's what I never understood. There's too many victims. Why can't you just be like, instead of being like, I don't like this guy's content, let's all at Twitch fuck this guy, you know? Why can't you just be like, okay, this is another one dude out of seven and a half billion. Let me not click him and fucking block me. Who cares? Why do people feel the need that they need to be offended? They need to be offended. It's because like,

They haven't actually gone through shit. Bro, you've been shot in war. Okay. It was a ricochet. Let's just slow down. Okay.

Matty, how many awards did you go to? None. Zero. In my country, I've been on the fucking treadmill and I've seen... Dude, we were playing basketball in 2006, okay, with our homies at 6 to 7 p.m. right around then. And we hear fireworks, broad daylight. Like, what the fuck is happening? Like, why is somebody doing fireworks right now? Fireworks happen in Lebanon, you know, different saints, holidays, whatever. Like, whatever, fireworks. My mom comes booking it.

And she goes, Israel's fucking bombing us. Get inside. We thought it was firework. You know what I'm saying? We're sitting and playing basketball, and now we're getting told to be inside. It's whatever. That's fucking... That's life. That's shit you deal with. These people here, they haven't fucking dealt with shit. The people who try to cancel people. They just want to be part of the...

part of the story give me my moment of attention you know I was literally they're bored because I don't go on those rants but it's the ideology of they haven't experienced a lot of things they don't know a lot of people don't know what a third world country is like they think I have it bad here and it's like

in fucking Iraq or anything. Exactly. Going into houses and you're like, you have a dirt floor and you have 10 kids. And you're happy. And you're like, mister, here's chai, everything. I'm like, fucking sweet. Treat you with respect. Do this. But you're like, this is poverty. This is how life could be. And then you're like, United States sucks. We have nothing here. I'm like,

Let me just complain with my four fucking TVs. My woman pays most of my bills. Let me log into my Twitter right now. Let me get on my iPhone 13 XL. The thousand dollars. It's like a PC that you're putting in your pocket. What hashtags are trending? Dude. I was literally just looking at other shit today. The Elfer party, okay. I don't even know what that means.

Fucking bonkers. I was talking to him about my whole cancellation thing. Yeah. And he was like, don't fucking apologize anymore. Because I was almost like, fuck, man. I was like stressing over it. I was like, I don't want to lose my livelihood. He was like, don't fucking apologize to these softies. Well, it's losing the livelihood. That's where my issue is, is

How can you go back to 10, 20 years of somebody doing something that was okay at the time, even if it was a joke? My favorite subject now is...

Jenna Marbles. Jenna Marbles. Jenna Marbles, all her content. They canceled her. What? Dude, and her content. Did you not know this? I know, I know. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. I used to work for Scarce. Yeah, oh, yeah, absolutely. So I... The context of the content, you're like, she is literally making it a joke and pointing out in the video. The most wholesome individual. Yeah, she... Dude, she was so wholesome.

So wholesome. And you see what they're canceling over. And she's like, they get bored, bro. They get bored. There's a joke in it. And you're like, she's pointing out. This is like the Asian one, the Chinese. Yeah. When she put a hat on and the Fu Manchu and she did the Ching Chong. Let me see your ding dong. I found it fucking hilarious. Asian guy then leans in and he's like this. She's like, yeah, that's racist. During the music video, you're like, she's addressing this as comedy. You should not fucking cancel an individual that is,

is happy bro comedy is no longer comedy you it's not subjective you have to do it's like there's still people that that do think it is though you know like there's still people that think it's funny it's just that they're afraid because the other people are way louder

Oh, that's it. That's why I told him not... Dude, I promised myself, okay? Our podcast is called Brand Risk. All right? Because we're fucking risked to brand risk. Oh, God. Oh, we should all do a fucking joint podcast unsubscribing to Brand Risk. That'd be sick. We can get canceled at the same time. Yeah, dude. It's beautiful. We can say slurs. Oh, God. No, no. Okay. Hold on. What is this? Bro, you wait until I tell you this merch idea.

What shirt is this? It's blurred out. It'll still like hot cakes. People still want to laugh at shit. Comedy is a remedy, bro. It's a remedy to everything. I got in an accident the other day. I almost died. Some dude in a Grand Cherokee at 1.30 a.m. hammered, fucking hit us at 40 miles an hour. If my homie hadn't seen him and had actually gone on the stop, it was an all-way stop, I would have been dead. Dude would have hit my door instead of the front of the car.

He fucking hit the car, stopped for a second, realized he hit us, and then did a hit and run. And the road he ran on, there was cars on the left and the right. He played fucking ping pong. He hit one, he hit another, and he flew into a fire hydrant. I got out of that car and started dying laughing.

That was like my way of coping with it. Laugh. I was like, dude, it didn't. Oh, fuck. That's why I was laughing. I literally posted a video. I posted a video on Twitter and it was me dying laughing. And I go, guys, it's not like the movies. Yeah.

And I look at the fire hydrant, and it's not spraying any water. This is bullshit! And he's, like, fucking shaking, and I give him a hug. I was like, it's good, bro. None of us are hurt. Like, insurance will take care of it. It'll be a headache. Don't... He was gonna go fucking grab the guy. Like, out the fucking car. He's a cop. They're all cops. I'm in his homies. I was like, bro, come on. Don't stress. And I fucking... Cops are... I would've had a totally different reaction. I fucking... And I was just laughing. It was like, that was my way of dealing with shit. Absolutely. People fucking...

Nowadays, you just need to understand, like, comedy's comedy. There's people that want to laugh, but they're afraid to because nobody's leading the way. I promised myself at the beginning of all this shit that no matter what amount of money, I wouldn't change. That's the way to do it. Dude, I literally just told Donut, I denied, and don't talk about the details, but, like, I denied thousands of dollars because these people told me that my tweets weren't fucking...

They weren't fucking soft enough. Yeah, and I told him, I'm like, sorry. Like, I can't change. That's the way to do it is... It's harder because we get to pass on a lot of shit. I will give that to you. White people is... Yeah. ...to get a pass compared to, like, everyone else. For sure. It's definitely easier for us. But here's the thing. Guys, feel bad for Batty. If we can get a slow pan in on Batty during this segment... Well, that's the thing, too. ...just a slow cut in of white privilege...

They say that shit. I think it's fucking hilarious. I fucking find it. Cody, Patty, both of them can make a great show. I don't look at someone's race when they make a good joke. A good joke's a good joke. It's just the fucking internet. White people. Patty texts me the weirdest stuff all the time about racist stuff and I'm like, man.

what is this stuff why is he sending this it must be a joke and I'm like ha ha ha and then he sends like the devil horns but it's like that face I'm like okay that he must love me and I'm just laughing

Our group texts are full of daddy slurs constantly. I get like a lawnmower emote. I'm in question mark and I'm like, no, no, no, no, no, no. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

What was that word you were saying earlier? Ginger. Ginger. It was something like that. G-I-N-G-E-R. Ginger. Yeah, it was the same letters. But it was the same letter. What was it? Thank you, everyone, for watching the Unsubscribe podcast. Everyone showing up today. We have, of course, Donut Operator, Eli Double Tap, and... Arab. Arab. Arab. Arab. Arab. Arab.

welcome thank you thank you i love you all thank you guys so much have a fucking fantastic day oh yeah show some skin baby oh damn donut looking thick what's that