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Oh yeah, we gotta start with this. Pineapple. My cum's gonna taste so good. Ready? I'm already uncomfortable. You gotta clap too. We're syncing mics. Clap. You gotta clap. No, don't clap. I'm gonna start over. Okay, you gotta say welcome to the unsubscribed podcast. Yeah, normally Donut does the intro because he's got the voice, but...
Do it like he would. Like he would? No, you would. I want to do it like Donut would. Okay. Hi, everyone. Demolition Ranch here. Welcome to the Unsubscribe Podcast. Donut's fired. We got a new host, guys. Yes. Giddy up. His mustache is pretty good, too. Like, it's a decent looking mustache. Guys. No one's ever told me that before. I'm blushing. Veterinarian.
Doctor. Vet. Astronaut. Let's just leave it at vet. This is a vet only podcast. Two time Silver Star recipient. Medal of Honor recipient. In the veterinary field. Killed millions of kittens. Millions. Demolition. And growing. If you had to put a number on the amount of kittens you've actually killed. Okay, kittens or cats in general? Yes. Kittens? Probably like seven. Cats? Seven thousand. Man. That's
Yeah, kills kittens there you go dryer dishwasher Final solution I Already regret coming on this
You should. Did y'all know that I actually hate podcasts? Like,
This is the second, no, third one I've ever been on. What? Yeah. I actually tell everyone no, but I like you guys so much that I said yes. This is going in the thumbnail. Demo Rich, third podcast only, final podcast. I've been on the Black Rifle one, which was great. And I went on one with Silencer Co. They were doing a podcast. I went on with them because I like those guys. But I just don't want to go on any other podcast. I don't know. I just don't like it.
But I like you guys so much that it like... Yeah, this was last minute too. I texted you yesterday at like 8 p.m. I'm like, hey man, Donut can't be on our podcast. You should see the frantic... I was like, let's text Demo and see if he wants to do it. Dang it, so I was your fallback? That's messed up. No, you were definitely... This was months into planning. Super planned a long time ago. Did you lose the invitation in the mail or something? Yeah. This was me last night on stream. I was like, imagine having Demo ranch...
tomorrow on your podcast and you have nothing prepared and you don't give a fuck. Here we are. We don't need to be prepared. We have White Claw. We do have good ideas. Yeah, we have this. Well, it's an okay idea. It's not a great idea. That's a lot of White Claws for only three guys. Yeah, we have to finish this. We usually have like one left at the end. We should have played Power Hour. What is Power Hour? You take a shot of beer every minute for an entire hour. You've never played Power Hour? No, I've never even heard of Power Hour. Oh, we should.
I thought everyone had heard of that. That's like a thing. Do you have to drive home today? No, you guys are going back my way. Y'all could drop me off. Yeah, we could get it. When y'all are drunk. Uber. The second podcast is brought to you in the Kendall County Jail. Welcome. Donut's here. Donut's for the night. Did Donut pick us up? No.
Hey, I'm just saying that would be a great video for my vlog. Jail? Donut picking me up out of jail. Yeah. That'd be a pretty great shooting breakdown. Because you're not going to go peacefully. Will there be shooting? Dang it. Where's that big sword? That's what you're going to choose. Not the G3, like all the different things. You're just like, I'll take the sword. Now that you say that, that is a better choice. That's probably a... Okay, the podcast. But you know what would make the news? The sword. The sword.
What if you mount the sword like the world's biggest bayonet? No, just have it. That would be a great video. Why have you not done that?
Yeah. So power hour, guys. How many acres you got here? Can we go out and shoot some? I mean, I could probably get away with like sub nine mil. Yeah. Because I only technically have like two acres. And then there's that. There's like another six outside of it. Do you like your neighbors or not? I don't know. I will never meet them. Perfect. There's none. Welcome to what probably appears to you as poverty. So this is what a middle class.
Class American looks so much better now. The last time the room was empty, there was just one shelf and it wasn't. Matty, you have three figures and a light. Because I did all this. This is all they're going to see. I don't know. That camera doesn't matter. I don't know how much you guys know about Matty, but like.
I've never been to his home before and I'm learning I'm learning a lot like he paints dragon figurines You came in and you're like this is quaint. I didn't actually Really nice. I was actually in love like the barn is awesome like I'm a barn guy like he's got all this extra man space outside It's so cool. I love it. I'm so I don't have neighbors anymore. You can put all kinds of cars and armored vehicles out there Yeah
Speaking of, that's one thing I want to talk to you guys about today. What? I have a business opportunity for you two. Okay. And anyone else... Wait, is this for the Unsubscribed Podcast? Like, Donut 2? Yeah, it's actually anyone who wants to chip in on this because I don't know how else we'll make it happen. Oh, okay. I got a text today. Someone is selling a Teradyne...
which just pop up a picture of that on the YouTube podcast video. There it is. It's an armored vehicle based on a Ford F-550 chassis, and it's awesome. An F-550? That's a thing? Is it a semi? Oh, yeah. No, no, no. They make a 550?
Yeah, so actually it looks just like an F-350 and then they have a 450. They have an F-150. Everyone's seen those. Those dumb Raptors and stuff. Okay, listen here. And then they have an F-250, which they put diesels in those. And then they got a 350. And then they got a 450, which looks the same. And a 550, but they can carry more weight. Okay, so it's bigger. And then the 650s go to like semis and stuff. But the 550, they just armored it and it is sick. And there's one for sale. And it can be ours if we all go in together and make this work.
How much are they asking? It doesn't matter. I mean, I feel like it might. Let me just tell you what he said. Oh, I can show. Can't you just like trade him something? Don't you have something like sitting in your bar? I was trading my thing. I trade my five ton for it. But like, I really love my five. You're five tons baller.
All right. I mean, here's what it looks like. I know you guys on the podcast can't see this, but just imagine something epic and armored. That's what it looks like. A mini MRAP. Yeah, it's like a mini MRAP. Let me see. Cougar. That's what I was. Yeah. He's guessing the price will be two hundred seventy five thousand to two hundred ninety five thousand. That's not nearly as high as the numbers I thought you were going to say. Cool. Then we're in.
Can we sell some of these swords or something? That's worth at least $60. We're getting there. Let's do it. I got like a solid 50k in Pokemon cards. Oh, heck yeah. I wonder if... I think that's Batty's investment. Instead of selling those, we could just see if he'll trade straight up for Pokemon cards. Hey, armored truck owner, do you take Pokemon cards? Have you seen how much they're worth?
I mean, it's an investment. You know what's not gonna go up in value? An armored vehicle. You know what will? Pokemon cards. Maybe. I mean, they've only got... They're selling for like $2 billion at this point. $2 billion? A million. Like single cards are $500,000 to over a million at this point. How many of those do you have? Do you know? Remember, I live in poverty, remember? Because I don't have any.
I can touch the ceiling of Batty's room. No you can't! Stand up. Stand up and touch the ceiling right now. Batty has to crouch down and walk around. Stand up and touch that ceiling without jumping! Oh my- Oh, he's this close. Batty! Yeah! Fuck you! Eli couldn't reach. That's what I thought. But if you squint, it did look like he touched it. It was really close. It's like right across the city. You short fuck. Batty went from like fucking vaulted ceilings to...
What I think is Hobbiton. So what does that make you? I, I,
A hobbit! This is my size house. You bought Eli's house. It feels like a house from Vermont. That's why I like it. I felt weird in that other house. It was so tall. Really? I've never had a house. I've always had small houses. The house I owned in Vermont was only 1,600, 1,500 square feet, but it was on 20 acres. Back to the barn. You have a lot of room for a pterodine Gurkha. Gurkha? Gurkha? Is that a knife? I don't know. Gurkha. Yeah.
That sounds like a dinosaur. It only has like 4,000 miles on it. I feel like that's a lot of miles for an armored car. Yeah, someone's been driving that thing a lot. That's a lot. 4,000 miles? That's seen some battles before, guys. Obviously, it's deployed to... It's deployed to like... Can we shoot at it? Virginia and things. Okay, if you buy it, are you going to shoot it?
A little bit, but like not, I'm not going to destroy it. You don't shoot the Barrett at it. No, I'm going to shoot pistols only. Yeah, pistols only at the door, not Barrett. Not like a .300 Blackout. A sub, .300 Blackout sub. Yeah, yeah. But that's it. So no green tip. No. This is how this starts. That is how it is. I used to have an Armored Suburban.
Yeah, and what happened to that? It got shot with all kinds of stuff. Did you plan on destroying that suburban? No, I actually was going to keep it and make a bug-out vehicle, and now I destroyed it, and now I want another bug-out vehicle. Paradigm Gurkha! I don't know what happened. I really was planning on having a super survival. You had Scott hang out. Yeah, but I wanted a survival bug-out vehicle and have all my plate carriers in there and my bug-out bag ready to go, and then I kept walking past it in the barn being like,
I just want to know. What will it stop? You got to do what everybody wants to do. When they see that arm and vehicle, they're like, I just want to know. I just want to shoot it. It was weird because I went in 100%. I'm going to keep this forever. Then three months later, I was like, screw this. I'm shooting it. That was a long thumbnail idea. Yeah, the thumbnail was great too. How many views does that have? I don't know. They got like a million a piece or something and counting. That's pretty high.
We made five videos destroying it. Yeah. Really milked it. Yeah. Just really...
The last video had tanks and explosions. It was great. I've seen that. I haven't seen the last one yet. I saw the up next thing. So anyway, now I don't have an armored vehicle and I got the itch. So you don't watch? Huh? You don't watch my channel? Yeah, he jerks off to it. I was supposed to post that on TikTok today. Thank you. Thank you. I forgot about it. You didn't know about that either, did you? That was just...
No, I knew. Y'all told me that. Did we? Yeah. Yeah, no. Either you or Matt Best text me, or maybe it was you. I don't remember. And y'all were like, hey, so we made this joke in this video. We just wanted to clear it with you before it goes live. It definitely wasn't me, because I wouldn't have asked. I would have just put it out and been like, hope you see it. It was you or Matt then. And y'all were like, we just want to make sure this is cool. And I was like, yeah, I'm glad I wasn't there for filming, but I don't care. It's fine. It's like, yeah, it's family, friends.
Little too edgy for me, but it is funny. Dude, wait, that's too edgy and you're on our podcast right now. I've never watched your podcast. I have no idea what you guys do here. Oh, God. Is that bad? The last half hour where we take our pants off together is going to be real weird. We're going to have to scratch off the come say mean things about Mexicans. Get rid of that part. No, I'm actually in for that. Oh, okay. You just have to look me in the eyes and degrade me. Okay.
And I say yes, daddy. The entire time. See, papa. This is how we end every podcast. I don't like it. I don't like it at all. The tank video reminded me of one of my favorite comments I've ever accidentally done was on. Your tank video on your IG is pointing at your head.
Okay. And it was like my thumbnail. Yeah. And I was just like, uh, tank has bad muzzle awareness a year ago. Remember when it was you and your wife and I was like, something, something come box, Matt, come Matt, come box. And you remember? So Matt, it was like Matt and mayor just saying, I was like, Matt,
I was like, Matt, come box. Like, yeah. And everyone took that. Everyone's like, Eli, that's messed up, man. We're all at Matt's house. We're all just beating the shit out of each other. Yeah. But I was, I was confused why everyone was pissed about. I didn't look at the, I posted it and I forgot about it. And he called me. He was like, bro, people are getting pissed at your comment. I don't know. And I was like, what?
They were like, why would you call Mare a cum box? I was like, oh, God. That's how everyone took it. Jesus. Dang. How dare you, Eli? I was the mother of my children. I was like, what? Yeah. I forgot all about that. That was like a year ago. That's crazy. Oh, that was one of my favorite accidentals. See? Donut's not here. First one. Power. What do you mean? Power hour. Oh. Oh, we're playing power hour? You got to drop it.
I don't know. You better give me that one. That one? Thank you. I mean, Donut's not here, so we're drinking in his honor. Yes. Pineapple. Pineapple's good. Pineapple. This entire pack is... This is the variety pack for your White Claw. Mayor's going to appreciate that. White Claw, sponsor us.
I would like to formally apologize to my wife for ever agreeing to come on to this podcast. We can just bleep all of it. That's a great clip. We'll just cut it up like a censored version to put out. I gotta go.
I'm going to miss you when you're gone. I'll be too drunk to drive home. I'll just be sitting on the porch. Oh, this is perfect. I won't go far. How long does it take to walk back to Bernie? You just, okay, we can talk about this. You just did a marathon because I don't know why. Batty obviously hasn't ran in 10 years. Seems like you're a runner. Six years? I used to be.
Not anymore Definitely not anymore. Yeah, I did a marathon it was just good 22 miles. Okay. You said a marathon and good Yeah in the same this best day of my life. No. Yes. I don't think not your shows the marriage children Yeah, don't care about that. I don't even remember their names Whatever whatever In the girl little mad girl version
Little Mac Girl version number two. I like Little Mac Girl version's hurtful. Like, that's her first name. Oh, no. This is really like, she's like, Dad, I hate my name. Shut up, Little Mac Girl version. I'll fucking send you to the room. Go play with your Little Mac Girl version sister, too. Two. The second one got the two. Go play with the sequel. That's the thumbnail. I'm glad my kids don't watch y'all's podcast. Oh, God. Wait till they're 18. Listen to their podcast. Why?
Why'd you say that? Why'd you say that about my daughters? No, they might pick this up. God dang it, now I'm awkward. Did you say God dang it? And he said dang it too. He's turning it down. Never say the Lord's name in vain around him. That is still in vain though. You just didn't say damn it.
You just said damn it. I sometimes say damn it. That's my deep, dark secret. I have a long barrel PS90 and I sometimes say damn it. Wait, go back to the first one. You heathen. Is it short barrel yet? The short barrel is here. I got to go tomorrow to get an SBR'd.
So you're so far ahead of me. That was so you have. You literally said, ha ha, baddie. I know the guys at CMG. I'll just go get one before you. And then you did nothing. I asked you how long me up to. I don't remember doing that at all. How long have you been trying to get an S? Have you had the idea to get an S.O.T.?
seven years this is this man's prolonging stuff yeah I'm Demo Rich and I'll get my own I'm like I'm gonna get SOT and then I'm like armored vehicle look at that and I totally forget everything and I just start researching everything about armored vehicles how many employees do you have um
Weird if one of them did it. Did what? Get you an SOT. Oh, well, like Bunker Brandy. They don't, you know, they like fold stuff and they don't really get SOTs. You don't want Bunker to also be a bunker? Yeah, that's probably true.
I could figure it out. I probably should do it. You know what? You just inspire. No, I'm probably not going to do it still. Eventually, I'm going to think more about doing it, though. I'll promise that. Can I say you are the reason, Eli, that I'm getting this SOT. Yeah. I'm going to name my SOT after you. You heard it here first.
He's Mexican. You don't want to do that. Oh, you're Mexican. I thought he was just Asian, so never mind. Depends on the lighting. Oh, no. You signed up for this. I'm so sorry, especially in a day's notice.
Yeah, I didn't have time to prepare at all. I mean, we didn't either. So three. I think we've prepared for a podcast in like 10 episodes. That's pretty good. Well, good. Well, like I called you today and I was like, here's ideas. And we like sketched them out real quick. Batty texted me and told me to study up on video games that my son plays. I thought he was joking. So I did nothing.
And then he's like, did you do it? And I was like, no, I didn't do that. It's a podcast. Okay. Okay. So the little tagline for the podcast. Wait, no, no, no. Hold on. No, no. This is better. Watch. Watch. Yeah, yeah. What?
is Unsubscribe Gaming Podcast? Let me tell you what I know about it. When Batty asked me last night, I told him, I mean, I said yes, and then I was like, I should figure out what this podcast is about. Actually, the first time I ever heard gaming was right now. Okay. So, I knew my brother Drew had been on the podcast, so I searched Operator Drewski Unsubscribe, and I watched 10 minutes of his hour-long podcast. Guys, everyone...
Operator Jersey unsubscribe get that to the top of get that trending right now unsubscribed from Auburn So I looked at that I watched 10 minutes of it until I got so angry because Drew said He stole my plate carrier, which I didn't even know about I had never heard that and he was he just was like yeah Donut ask him he was like do you know plate carrier and he was like yeah I have one that I stole from Matt and I got a plate that I stole from Matt. I'm like oh
what i had never heard that before and so then he's like oh yeah and i got i have matt's mdr which he has my desert tech mdr uh which he asked me to borrow like two years ago he's like can i shoot that i was like yeah sure take it whatever and i haven't god i have not seen it since he bought a suppressor did you just find out it was missing the mdr yeah on that podcast no i knew the mdr was missing but did you remember it was missing no okay no no i remembered i'm
He's in the key factory in these conversations. I actually did give him that one, though, to borrow. But yeah, he's had it so long that he actually bought and waited on a tax stamp for a suppressor, put it on there, and he goes shooting that thing. He's all suppressed. He's got night vision. He actually has my thermal scope. I just realized he's taking a bunch of my crap, and I want it back. Operator Drewski, I'm coming for you. But not at nighttime, because you have my thermal scope. Thanksgiving is going down. Boxing match.
Oh no, poor Drew. I could smoke him in boxing. You would ruin... He's a child! He's very lanky. He's a beanpole. He's got the reach, though. He does. That reach. And that mustache. When's the rest of you going to come in for him? When did you figure out you could actually grow kind of like a little... Still can't, yeah. So... He's got awkward. You have...
This is like eight years in the work. You just don't have to shave ever, do you? That's like it right there. That's it. It just here and it stopped. It's like, ah, here we go. Yeah. No, Drewski can grow a nice mustache, but he's never tried the rest of it. So I don't know what would happen. He keeps it very clean shaven. He does.
When are you getting your stuff back and when is this fight going to happen? I'll probably never get my plate carrier back because I don't even know what it looks like. I haven't apparently haven't seen it in years. It's just gone. MDR. That's probably his now. It's just common law. You know, I mean, if he got us, if he bought us a present or waited the nine to 14 months,
It looks sick with a suppressor on it too. I'm going to have to buy an MDR so I can put a suppressor. You have an MDR! Call Desert Tech and be like, hey. Is it a 5.56 or a 3.08? It's both. I have barrels for both. Does he have both barrels? I don't know if he has. I think I have a 3.08 barrel. He has a 5.56 barrel. He's going to come on the next podcast and be like, he's been holding out on me about this other barrel.
I bought this MDR oven fair and square. I borrowed this fair and square. I actually just bought a Tavor because I was like, man, I really want a 5.56 bullpup. Oh, you got the X95? Yeah, I got the new one. And I was like, I really want like a 5.56 bullpup. And I bought it and I got it home and I was like, wait, I have a 5.56 bullpup. Drew took it like three years ago. That's what he wrote.
you remembered it was missing. I was like, dang it. Wasted two grand on this gun. I don't know what it is. You paid two grand? No, I don't actually know what it cost. I don't remember. It's probably like 16 or 17. I hope I just paid 16. No, I paid for this one. Nice. Because Tavor sucks. I'm just kidding. I've never talked to him.
talk to them. They're a little gassy. Watch out if you suppress it. They're a little gassy. Yeah, but I heard that, but I heard you can put like a gasket or something on that left side so it won't gas out the side. Oh, okay. They like make little rubber gaskets for that port. See, that's because I have the 308 one. Yeah, and it's always been a little... Yeah, because it like blows it like right into your eyeball. Mm-hmm.
The BRN-180 is nice because there's no... Nothing. No port on that side? It's a sealed... It's a sealed in the rear, so there is no... So that thing just has a port because it's... You can switch it to eject out the left side, I would assume, right? Okay. Yeah. Stupid. So you can get rid of that. That's why I love the BRN-180 because there's like...
Because they don't give a crap about left-hand shooters? No, they don't. They just write it on a charging handle. I think it was Caleb. He has an X-75 as well. Caleb Francis, TikTok. I know him. Beautiful man. I know him. I know him. I'm just making sure. He can deadlift like 9,000 pounds or something. Honestly, I think it was him that he got a drum mag first of all, not realizing you got to put it under there.
- He's like, "Miney, this is awkward now." - I mean, you gotta really get that chicken wing out. - Yeah, going real high. - We'll put up some drum mags too. - I had watched some of Caleb's videos and I had no idea that that voice was real. - That's his normal talking voice. - I thought he was just a super funny dude, like, "Hey guys, look at all that stuff over there."
And I was like, man, he's hilarious. I can nail his voice. I can nail it. And then I meet him and he's like, hey, it's so nice to meet you. And I'm like, oh, you talk like that. But he's so cool and nice. I love Caleb more than Eli. Oh, yeah, 100%. It's so easy. Look at him. I mean, come on. You love Caleb more than me.
I don't. I love you a lot. I just don't show it. You're like that kid that I hate you a lot. Just hoping I'll turn out better. But when I'm away from you, I'm like, I have a saint at home. Can I go home and beat the shit out of you? But I love you. Look at him. He has no soul. My wife's going to be like, what did y'all talk about on the podcast? I'm going to be like, I have no idea. We sung hymns and said prayers for an hour. That's what we did. Batty's really a good dude. Can we?
Can we clip that? I'm gonna need that. I'm gonna need that right there. That's a really good dude. That's what he's gonna sleep to for an hour. It just loops. It's on loops. That's my new, it's a new Twitch alert for me. You're right there. That is a good dude. It's just constant loop. Someone donates money. That is a good dude. Him and Lori are gonna be getting it on. Babe, shut up. Play. That is a good dude. There it is. I mean, I knew you were on the demolition branch.
Golly. Hey, I got you a lot of content there. A lot. Oh, God. I want to go home.
After two more of these things and you're good to go. I'm drunk as hell right now, guys. I know. What was discussed about that? I didn't donut say if you'd get three. He said if I get three. I've had one and three quarters. If you have three what? White claws. No, no, no. It's three manmosas. No, he said if you get, Matt, three white claws deep. Oh, no. Yeah, right. Then I say bad words. Oh, yeah.
That's when we play the game that I set up. He has to say a bad word every, a new bad word. If he gets it wrong? Yes. That's not fair. He's not going to get any of them right. Did you play old video games? Yeah. Okay. Name one old video game you played. Halo 1. Even older. Did you play Nintendo? Yeah. You know Nintendo then? Yeah. You probably played more Nintendo games than more modern games, right? Yes. See? Okay.
See, he's my age. Which Nintendo are you talking about? NES. Like, OG. Oh, I didn't play NES. I came in at Super. Oh, no shit. Okay, so this one, I'll have to do a slight shift. I'm trying to help you out here. You thought I was setting you up to fail. I was not. I got easy ones. You were gunning for the throat. I got easy ones. They're pretty easy. I mean, I promise I'll be able to get them.
No, you'll be able to get into it. I didn't play any Super Nintendo or Nintendo. Yeah, I was Super Nintendo in 64. That was right. I'm not that old. That's where I came in. 64? 64? Where was that? Did your parents just not buy you a Nintendo? Did they just not love you? I'm not as old as you. Holy shit! It's true. That was a little before my time. That was not before! I hate you with this white cloth! What?
Son of a bitch. I'm an old one. Always. Could you just make an older friend? Can you make an older friend and just bring him into the group? Evan. Yeah.
I said bring him into the group. He's still in Salt Lake. If you ask Evan about video games, would he have anything to say? Can we have Evan on the podcast? He's so confused with video games. He doesn't seem like he would know how to play video games at all. No, he goes in the mountains and like, we can have Evan. He just survives. Yeah, he survives. He's a Green Beret. Can you see Evan playing Tarkov?
I mean, I could see Evan playing Tarkov more than you. Oh, I suck at Tarkov. Oh, I know. I played with you the last time. That was the only time I ever played. Literally for all one hour. Yeah. Oh, you were a part of that too, right? Which one of y'all did I kill?
It wasn't me. It was probably me. You shot me because it was me. Drew ski. Yeah. Eli, you and maybe Matt best. Yeah. We had all hated it too. I don't think I played with Matt. Then there was two. I don't play. No God. Okay. That's just a Drew ski and, and baddie thing. Yeah. Not even a baddie. No, you don't play Tarkov anymore. I still do. Baddie quit. No, I quit Tarkov. I thought you, I guys, baddie quit Tarkov. He's never playing it again. I wish I never played it again.
His community's like, buddy, did you? Because he hasn't. He's been playing Destiny 2. So every time he's not played it, they knew Halo. It's new Halo. Yes. They just flip out. I played Destiny 2. Stop it. We got to play PUBG together. I don't remember. But yeah, we did. You probably. That was the old man. I was like a perfect old man. Let's do a cool young man. High five. You remember? OK, wait. Oh, yeah.
Strength and honor. If you do a normal high five, you aim at the elbow. Look at the elbow. Oh, he's gonna do it. He's gonna do it. Yeah, there's the strength and honor. Now look at my elbow. I don't want to look at your elbow and then clap. That was shitty. I watched you guys like, oh, there it was. Yeah, that actually stuck. My camera's doing something. See, this is how you know we're a professional podcast. We have to reset one camera every 30 minutes.
This is how you know it, especially the editor loves it. It's a Sony, a Canon, and an iPhone. So he has to color correct everything. Everything's different. I'm so sorry, Floyd. I'm so, so sorry. Butter boy Fleck is a mate. Fleck? Fleck? Fleck. It's like Fleck, but with an L. Oh.
Yeah, it's like... That's edgy. Can you say fluck? No, I would never say fluck. Shit. What? Oh, yes! Two white claws, he said shit. Oh, yeah, it gets worse. We got wound up. It gets worse in here. Oh, man, I can't wait to see the third one. Demo swear checkmark. We're good. I am so drunk right now. Title, Demo Swears. Title, Demolition Ranch. Drunk as hell.
Alcoholic? Question mark? Camera cuts off. Cuts back on. He's just staring mean looking at me. Like, man, is it because I'm Mexican? He's like, uh-huh. To his ranch. Racist? Question mark. Find out more. Oh, no. New thumbnail. Click to find out. There's a lot of thumbnails for this video. Yeah, we got so many thumbnails to choose from. I would just re-upload the video a bunch of times and put different titles on each one.
I'm kind of a YouTube wizard, so that's what I would do. Dude, 10 million on your main channel? I want to know. How is that such a question mark? You were there for the 10 million video. You know I had 10 million. But are you 11 yet? No, I'm not 11. You won the competition. You have the best gun that's ever been made. It's true because it was gold. You won the competition. Your hair looks dumb today.
It's good. What was your question? Oh, no, I'm not at 11 million. Okay, not 11 million. So you really slowed down. After I put Eli on the channel. So it wasn't my fault. No, not this time. I'm going to blame chocolate. Yeah, chocolate's true. Don't get what? I didn't go to that bad. Jesus. I just said his personality killed the channel. Okay, there's the racist one. Got it. What are your main...
What are your secondary channels? So, Off The Ranch is just a vlog channel. But we were just on that one. Oh, how many? Four million something. Four something. I said sand. Like... What?
What's wrong with you? I had a beard hair in my mouth and I was trying to get it. I was like, because it did the thing where it went like all the way down my throat. He is so drunk right now. As you can tell, we're professionals. I was like, cubes out of his mouth while you're talking. Literally ginger pubes. People would be like, we have demo ranch on the podcast. And you have Batty over here like,
He's puking in my fucking mouth. They're demo pukes in my mouth. I'm resetting the camera. We're like, want to get drunk? Drink the pineapple one. Your wife will love you later for it. Why? Why are you going to say that? Because pineapple. Poor bear. Sorry, bear. Do you know what pineapple does? Yes. What's it do? It doesn't do anything. No, it doesn't. Jonah, this one's for you. Sweet cum. What?
what don't like talking about come on the podcast it's like his he he just says come i was sad that don't know was in here but now i'm not that was the determining factor the sweet come really turned it around for me it's like god damn it what i signed myself up for okay video games you started at super nintendo yep yeah the nintendo 64 yep
Why did you skip the Nintendo? I didn't skip. It wasn't around during my time. You were born the same year as me. Yeah, but like way later. Way later. It was basically a different year.
This is a different genre at this point. Yeah, you're the generation before me. That was a determining factor. No. I'm sitting with two ancient men. How old were you when you started playing Nintendo? Four or five. Yeah, I don't think we got one until I was like nine or something. No shit. Yeah. That was a bunch of rough Christmases. I played sports and stuff because I'm so athletic. You didn't have rough Christmases. I know he had good Christmases. How do you know? Huh? How do you know? What?
What do you mean by that? Your father was a veterinary? Alcoholic. Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, shit! Hold on. Oh, my God. It was a what? We got a new episode title. We'll find a picture of your dad and you being like this. He's just got cans all over him. I'll just put a black eye on demo.
Demo father alcoholic question mark find out more y'all are gonna have a lot of trouble thinking of a title and thumbnail for this I know no we're gonna forget about until the video goes live and I'll just make something up I'll just like smack my face on the keyboard and whatever sticks sticks yeah we'll say demolition ranch period that's it Wednesday I'll be like we we had demo on the show I don't remember how did he get all these trucks in my yard he's still here he walked home I think he's in the barn
He's ranting about the barn. How good it is. He just sits there for days. He loves barns. That Demo Ranch loves a good barn. What do you do now that you're not going to have a barn? Building a barn. Are you actually building a barn? Yeah, and it's sick.
Is it really? I had a barn in my old house. I have a barn in this house. It's huge. So the next time y'all come out to the gun range. Still never seen the house. Yeah, you'll see it because it's huge. I've seen it. You've seen it? I've seen the foundation. Oh, yeah. So it's got metal. I mean, it's roof and everything. It's got garage doors. Wait, at the ranch? Yeah. Not the house. Remember where you got stuck? Yeah. There's a barn there now.
Bro, it's fu- Yeah. And it's this big. I was so excited seeing that. Can I come out on Demo Ranch soon and do birdseed things? Wait. Do what? That's where you were there. When the axis pulled up and I almost shot it, but I was like, this is Demo's property. Oh, is that where you were, like, Donut was out there? Yeah, yeah. And I was out of town, and Chocolate was like, hey, can we go out to your range? And I was like, sure. And then he took, like, 40 people out there. Was it 40? I mean, he wasn't even there. No, it was like four, but... So you didn't invite the ginger, right?
Racist. But yeah, that barn is going to be dope. And that's perfect location right there. It's going to be super cool. We're going to have several armored vehicles in there that you guys co-own.
Dude, I can't wait. Batty's going to own, what, 25%? He's like, guys, I got Pokemon cards. I will throw a couple Pokemon cards in the pile. Don't worry. Let's ask this dude. Are you willing to put in, like, 20,000 Pokemon cards or something? I actually have probably 25,000 Pokemon cards. It's not even a joke. I just like you walking up. I have another room.
- No, I'm gonna need help. I can't carry them all. - We have this much cash, this much Pokemon cards. What can you add to the deal? - Cash? I'm not gonna bring Pokemon cards. - Wow. - We need something else. - Guys, when the US dollar fails finally,
Crypto Pokemon cards like guns and ammo, but you know this is a this is the digital wallet There's a bunch of crypto in there Here's my holographic first edition Charizard, and we have these what are those? Here's my list of manual labor. I can do for the next Very good. It's okay. I was like. I'm pretty good at manual labor. There's no way that's true I used to be really good at it. Yeah, I have a stroke He looks at you. He's like God
You get winded from pushing a mower one time. Those are his words, not mine. Why are you saying such rude things, Demo? Your eyes were saying what you said! It was weird because we were looking each other in the eye as you voiced for me, and I was like, I feel like this is me. I'm literally talking into Batty's eye. New title, Demo Ranch Hates Batty. I was like, I feel like I must clarify, this is actually Eli, even though I'm looking at you right now.
I should have broke contact, but I couldn't. There's something about your eyes. I could not look away. That's how I steal your soul from a fat piece of shit. I'm not looking at him now. This is definitely Eli. Hold on. Say whatever you want. Ready? Yeah. Keep strong eye contact. I will never break.
This could be good. Your red beard fucking disgusts me, and I can tell that shirt is a medium, and it shouldn't be. It's taut around your tits. It looks like you're wearing a brawl, and it shouldn't look like that. Love you. Is it really? No, I'm joking.
I feel like this shirt fits really well! Sorry I said all that stuff about you. This is an XL. It used to be a 2XL! I've lost so much! I used to be 208 pounds! Welcome to Baddest Dreams! I'm down to 240! I'm doing 235 maybe! I don't know, I haven't pooped today! Bro, I looked at an old picture I have of you, I was like, "Holy..." You were fatter? Bro- Dad?
Oh my god! Holy shit! Wait, do you have it on your phone? You saved it? You saved the fat picture of me? I was like, why is Batty so fat? God, that was... You just destroyed Batty's soul. I don't have one on my ginger. Don't touch me. Can you touch me?
What do you mean "Where's Fat Patty?" What are you doing? Fatty. Fatty, we call him. Don't call me Fatty. That's so rude. These are gonna live-- Fatty streams. This is gonna live forever, too.
Yo, we got fatty streams here. Fatty's like, so I'm not on unsubscribe podcast anymore. Weird when it's filmed in my house and I'm not on it anymore. I was sitting in the corner. Fatty, shut the fuck up. Sitting in the corner like this. My titties.
Just angrily seething in the corner. God, I do not like going through our old text thing. I'm like, are you going through our old text? Let's find some weird stuff. There's no old. I mean, there's a lot of weird stuff in our text. Was it in our discord? I sent it somewhere. I'll find it on it. Damn it. I don't know where it is. I'm super moral. The story is I lost like 45 pounds. Yeah. What were you at your heaviest? 280. Dang. How tall are you? Six one. Yeah. I used to be six, too.
You lost a lot of weight, a little bit of height. The old army spine compression. You know, being a vet and all. I know all about that. All the spine compression I did in vet school. Eli, how many dicks have you seen scrolling through our text right now? That's what I was like. Well, I got to make sure I rotate this in the proper direction. There's a lot of terrible...
So while Eli was looking for a fat picture of me, what was the game, the first game you really remember diving into? Whether it's Nintendo, Nintendo 64. I know Nintendo 64. That's where I went in. Yeah. I mean, we did Nintendo, Super Nintendo, but 64 is where I really got into it. So I would say Star Fox, Nintendo 64.
Really? Star Fox 64? GoldenEye, 007, Perfect Dark. So, GoldenEye and Perfect Dark are probably two of my favorite Nintendo 64 games. Agreed. Do you remember the old school cheat modes you could put into like GoldenEye where you'd like turn it into like... I had the GameShark and everything. Oh, yeah. See? You could make your own cheat codes with that. You remember that? I had a GameShark that you could like hack and you could like... It was crazy. You could go in there and you could find like... You could make up your own cheat codes if you wanted like
you know, perfect health or whatever. You can go in and figure it all out. And I felt like I was the biggest hacker ever hacking an N64 game. I think he found it. I can't find it. Oh, dang it. I'm going to find it. Demo Ranch, piece of shit hacker. Got it. Cheater. Sorry. Yeah, I was hacking. Oh, I came on here with one purpose today. It was to talk a bunch of crap about Operator Drewski. Let's go. I don't know if y'all know. He's skinny. We don't like that. Ugly. As I'll get out.
I don't know if y'all know, but he makes his living... I'll touch your ceiling again. You can't touch the ceiling! If I jumped. Operator actually makes his living playing video games. I don't know if y'all know this. I mean, same. When he was a youngin',
He used to turn all the cheat codes on, on Perfect Dark. Okay, so on Perfect Dark, it was really cool because when they came out, you could play against a computer. Yeah, bots. Yeah, you play against bots. So Goldeneye, you couldn't do that. But Perfect Dark, you play against bots. Drew would turn it on the weakest bot, which do you remember what they're called? I don't remember. Oh, fuck. There was a name for it. There was a name for them. They had like six levels of bots. Because what was the hardest? I don't remember, but I remember. He never played the hardest bots. I remember. I just remember. I remember.
I remember what the weakest were called meat Sims. Yes. Because they were just like a bag of meat. Fuck yes. I'm remembering all this now. So Drew would turn on all the cheat codes, invincible, infinite ammo, like rapid fire. And then he would only fight meat Sims and he would just mow them over for hours. This is like seven year old operator Drewski. He's like, look how he looks the same. Just shorter. Yeah. I guarantee he set up the laptop gun.
Yes, and he would set up the laptop gun and everyone... Just sit on a corner and just wait. And he would, like, we were like, Drew, like, why wouldn't you, like, make it harder for you? Like, so there's actually... And he's like, no. And he would just, like, just mow down dumb bots all day long for hours. Anyway, that's where he came from. That's the... You just wanted to make sure... He sucks. He's the worst, guys.
Dude, Drew, what? You piece of shit. You're seven years old. You can't even play a video game, right? Seven-year-old piece of crap. Fuck you, idiot. Piece of crap. Idiot. Sorry, we cussed. I don't.
What are you becoming? What are you not swearing anymore? Can we say crap on this podcast or no? We try not to. Y'all just bleep out crap, editors, please. I don't want to offend anyone. Now this makes this game really hard. Honestly, if you could just bleep out random things that Matt says so it makes him seem like he's swearing more. Yeah, we'll just... That guy Drewski, just that beep Drewski. That beep Drewski. There it is. It'll be perfect.
I'm just going to say b**** whenever y'all want to b**** it out so you can imagine whatever I want to say. How is it being the successful child? Oh, it's been awesome, man. The successful child. Oh, my God. And having your brother who is living in your shadow pretty much. How does that feel? Oh, my b**** brother is great. This is great. Please put it out.
And we just need you to say, shit, one, two, three. You already said shit. Oh, just, here, fuck. There. You, oh, my fucking brother. It's fucking awesome. We need you to say fucking. So we can put that in. I would never do that. Okay. But if you cannot guess this song. With less than three. If you guess this song, you don't have to say fucking. This song? Song. All right. Ready? Oh, this is an old video. Okay, okay. Explain what you're doing first. No, we don't.
So Eli has a bunch of old video game sounds. Okay. Songs. Things, songs. Are they actually songs? What console is this from? This is Nintendo. No, I'll never get this. That's what I said. You will. If you cannot get this, you have to say something. I didn't play Nintendo. Eli, play the sound. Duck Hunt. Duck Hunt.
Oh, it's Mario. Okay. See? See? That's because that was the same on every console. Okay. Okay. That was a... That was a game. That was too easy. Make sure you play it near the mic, too. Zelda.
We got a fucking nerd. I played a lot of Zelda on Game Boy and that's the same song that was there. See, this guy's here. You might get what, like we're talking like the gray one. Original Game Boy. Yeah, the original Game Boy. Not gray, green. Oh, gray. That's a gray game. Yeah, it survives a nuclear fallout. Yes. The brick. Yeah, the gray one. I had the original and then I upgraded mine and got one of those lights that goes on it until you can play in the dark. It was so sick. I had one too, but I had the Game Boy Pocket. I never got a gray one. Wow.
I got a gray one later in life because I broke my pocket, but I had a pocket with those gray ones like really expensive. Now I feel like they would be. No, no, I don't think you have one. Maybe in mint condition. I don't know. I don't think so because I played those so much.
God, that's how I know you had good Christmases, because you got a screen with it with a light. No, I got that later. That was like next Christmas. He had dirt floors. His Christmas tree was a fern. I remember my childhood's layaway for a year to get the Nintendo, and it was a family. Literally, I can remember my fifth Christmas. He likes to talk about how poor he was. And NES. It's a thing. And it was a family thing. And then I got a pair of nunchucks. Nice.
Oh, that's pretty cool. Wait, you actually got a pair of nubjucks? Yeah, because I love Michelangelo. And then...
Like the Ninja Turtle? Yeah, and then literally next to it. Who else would be Michelangelo with nunchucks? The Painter? The Painter? Why would you have to ask that? No, the frog. To be honest, I've never once heard Eli say he was a fan of the Ninja Turtles. God, I just got done painting the 16th Chapel. I'm going to take a break. This really relaxes me. I love that you had to ask that.
Michelangelo with nunchucks? Hold up. Are we talking about the same journal? I'm buying Eli a pair of nunchucks for Christmas. You should. I don't remember what we were talking about. Oh, your Christmas, yeah. How poor he was. Yeah. But yeah, there's a layaway, and then I got that on my fifth, and then a pair of nunchucks, and I think socks. All right, play more music. We need a harder song. Here we go. Okay.
Are we both doing it or just me? No, it's just you. I'm just in my own little middle bit. Oh, shoot. Nah, I don't know this one.
I don't know this one either. I feel like if I can get it and Matt can't, then he gets to swear, but if I don't know it either... Yeah, that's a good one. What is that? I'm the litmus test here. Kirby. Oh, God. That was not the main Kirby song. Dang it. I played Kirby. That was on, like, farty sounds. That was 100% farty sounds. That was Kirby. That was not the main Kirby song.
It was NES Kirby, not Super Nintendo. So Super Nintendo, you're right, had a different one. But I played Kirby on Game Boy too, and that was not the Game Boy Kirby song. Ready? Number four. Okay. Got it. It's an RPG, right? Nope. What is it? I don't know that one. It's familiar. I don't know it though. I don't know it. It's not even familiar to me. I feel like I'm being grilled now. I don't like this. Do you want a hint? Yes. Let's see who gets it first. I don't know it. I mean, I never played Super Nintendo or NES. It starts with an M. Metroid. Metroid.
I didn't play that one. Five points to Batty. Good job. I mean, I didn't play Metroid until it came out to GameCube. I've heard of that, but I never played it. Did you ever play Metroid on GameCube, Julian? On GameCube? No! That was the good one. I never did GameCube. GameCube was amazing. That was after 64? Yeah. That was that weird time frame, too, because GameCube I barely played. GameCube never took off, right?
It did really good, but it's that when that transitioning for us, especially our age bracket, it's going into adulthood. We all went to Xbox after that. Yeah, it was literally Xbox and military college. Nintendo 64, and then everyone skipped GameCube and went to PlayStation or Xbox. You had your PS2 or your Xbox. GameCube was kind of... I don't know if it came out later. It was at the same... No, it was later than the PS2. So it was like... I just feel like it didn't have the launch...
So the Gamecube had obviously Super Smash Bros Melee and that was like it's big, holy shit, Melee was... Pikmin, that's right. I remember Pikmin. Super Monkey Ball. Super Monkey Ball. I remember just Gamecube had the cute little discs. Oh really? The micro disc. Yeah, crazy. That means it sucked. Okay, next one, next one. Let's go, let's go. Here we go. Oh, got it. Dude, look at it. No, it doesn't tell me. I don't know. I have no idea, man. This is my screen.
Okay, okay. That's pretty good. Nintendo. NES. NES? NES? It's NES. Super Mario. Is it Mario Kart? No. It's not Mario Kart. I mean the NES Mario Kart. Oh, I didn't ever play NES Mario Kart. I'll give you a hint. You have a whip. You have a whip? Yeah, that's your weapon. Are there more weapons? God, this is unsuspecting. This is a gaming podcast. These guys are trash. I'm sorry. We're not as old. We're not as old as you. Holy water. Don't even start with me. You are so much older than us. Holy water.
I don't know. Oregon Trail? You died of holy water. Damn it. Castlevania? Dysentery. Is your weapon a whip in Castlevania? I never played Castlevania. I just guessed because you said holy water. I don't know. Yeah, you got it. Never played it. Sounds fun, though. You have to swear technically now, I think, because I guessed it right and you didn't know it. Crap. Dang it. These are harder than I thought they'd be.
You've played this? Does it sound familiar? No. Okay, what do you feel you have more music knowledge on? Nintendo 64 or Super Nintendo? Nintendo 64. Shoot. I mean, I'm with you on that one. Now I'm scared. I never had a Nintendo or a Super Nintendo. My cousin had one. You still haven't done any Super Nintendo, though, have you? No, that was original. Why would you do that? We don't know that stuff. Yeah, we literally told you we don't know that. Oh my god, I'm gonna fucking...
Eli's an idiot. Yes. Yes. He's like, agreed. Next. Next. I got that one right. Oh, angry sounds. Yeah, we're getting away from that. We're out of 8-bit. Back to 8-bit. Wait. Oh, okay. Here we go. Number one. Okay, okay, okay.
Oh, I know this. I know this! What is this? 64? Yeah, I know this one. I'm okay. I'm not sure. I know it. Diddy Kong Racing. Nope. I'm going to get this one. I was just about to get that. I played that, but I didn't get into it. I was just about. I was like. It's that boop-ba-da.
That was one I rented from Blockbuster, but I never owned that game. Do you remember what happened? Can you still rent games? No. No. There's one Blockbuster in the entire nation. Really? No, it's in Portland. I thought it was Alaska. Oregon.
Morgan I promise you I know there's one but yeah, there's one I still remember I'd import lock to Showtime video You you know we had a family there was always Hollywood. There's Hollywood video Showtime video and family video Those are the ones I remember from Vermont at least we had blockbuster here Wow, we're kid fancy. Yeah, you're a Bernie you'd be renting your n64 cartridge or whatever it was and
Game Rental's just... Because everything's online now, right? You can't rent games anymore. You don't buy games anymore. You don't buy hard copies or rares. To be honest, you get like a subscription to the game. That's it, yeah. That's a huge thing that's changed within gaming is you no longer buy the game. You're buying access to the game.
to the... Buying like micro-purchases in the game. Straight up, honestly. Yeah. You buy the rights to use the game. Nintendo's the only one still, even with the Switch, that has people still buy the hard copies. Well, I mean, yeah, I have a Switch, yeah. I still buy my Pokemon games on my Switch. I don't do the digital downloads. How does that work with a Switch? It's not a Switch.
The Switch has a cartridge, like a little... It does. Yeah, tiny little... You can buy the SD card. It's literally an SD card. I didn't know that. Crazy. We have a Switch. I mean, you can still do digital downloads on it, but I still buy cartridges. For whatever reason, Nintendo has that. They still have that. They make you want to buy...
the game like the physical copy of the game which with an Xbox game or PlayStation I could not give two fucks I will just download it I don't want a disc I like that's why I love that little hard copy because everything saves to it also yes it's all on that yeah yeah compared to CD nothing saves to it it's just like whatever saved on your system read no right dang look at that deep conversations okay next fucking music soundtrack not that deep oh I know that one but I need more we did that one already oh I know it's Banjo-Kazooie
Makes me want to play these games, but I don't know what it is. That is... Fuck! Damn it! This one shows after like 10 seconds what it is. What is it? What is it? Pokemon Snap. That was Snap! Never played it. God! I played the new Pokemon Snap. The new Pokemon Snap came out on Switch. You should... Never heard of it. This is like some perfect dark shit. It's not perfect dark. I have no idea what it is. Perfect dark. Is it really? You have to say fucking right.
You just said not perfect dark and it said perfect dark. Fucking. Yes! Worth it!
I love that you said that. And the podcast, that's it. Man, that did not seem familiar at all. I played so much. It's the industrial sound, man. I knew it. Definitely, 100%. It didn't. Swear on. I still think it's not. Little Matt Jr. Swear on female Matt Jr. Female Matt Jr. 2. Number 2. Number 2, the sequel. This is not perfect art. Holy shit. That was awesome. We'll go 5. Ooh. Ooh.
I don't know that one. I don't have this one. It's rockin' though. It sounds like a fighting game. Fuck! Super Smash Bros. That was Smash Bros? Yeah. God, I haven't played... You played the original Super Smash Bros., right? I've played it. I didn't ever own it though, so I wasn't really... You didn't own it? No.
Wow, so you had like poverty dirt floors too. Yeah, pretty much. These are hard ass... I'm guessing Zelda? No. It sounds like one of those. The horn. It's got a horn. There's no way it's Zelda. Glover. See? Now that sounds like... That's got some Ocarina vibes, but that's definitely not Legend of Zelda still. Answer? It's an RPG. Legend of Zelda. That is Zelda. Okay, well, we were close. We were close. I had the Ocarina, yeah.
That says that Ocarina is very... You're very... God damn it. This is the podcast. Eli burps and listens to music to himself. We're having to cut all this out. I just want to get one of these. I don't know any of these. You haven't gotten a single one, have you? Oh, I got some. Hold on, wait. He's going to get... You shut the fuck up. Yeah. You better... He says, I don't know. This is number seven. You're going to get this. Listen to everything. He's not going to get it. He's going to say fucking again if he doesn't get it. You have to play it. Listen.
Mario Mario what Super Mario World? It's got the sound of the car in it. Oh, how's Mario Kart? You were doing better with the Nintendo. I imagine he was bouncing off something and going woohoo. That was the sound of the cart the whole time going. Play it again. How am I even doing this?
Okay, I hear it now. Yeah, you hear the buzzing? Listen, I didn't know this was a gaming podcast. Y'all do games here? I didn't know that. We talk about gaming like 50% of the time. And cum the other 50%. That's why the pineapple's great. Well... Unsubscribe. Cum podcast. That doesn't blow off the tongue as well. Donut is going to be so proud you said that. I love... How did you get...
How'd we get what? Your NES, you were fucking nailing NES. Go back. I'm just kidding. No, you switched! You were like, "No, we'll do two more." I thought I would know it, but... No more. One more. It's 'cause a lot of the NES were the same as the Game Boy. Ready? I don't know this one. I got this one. You don't know this one? This is a cult. What class of game? For Nintendo 64. Give him a hint. He needs a hint. There's water in this specific level. You collect stars.
You may have already said this one. Yeah, you gotta say effing again. Is it Super Mario Kart? Mario Kart? I mean Mario Kart? I don't know. I can't keep saying Mario Kart. Say it again! Say what again? Just say Mario Kart. I would never say that. Just say Super Mario, Super Mario World. Super Mario World. It's not Super Mario World. Mario 64? There we go. I mean...
It's Nintendo 64, you can say Mario. He got it! We're gonna give you that one. Nailed it. Totally nailed it. That was easy. I just want to formally apologize to all the viewers. They thought you were a nerd. Oh no, we start every podcast with a "We're sorry you're here." Yeah, don't. That's fine. You're good. Perfect. We got you covered. Yeah, screw y'all then. It's totally fine. Screw y'all? Okay, that was a little rude! I hate all y'all. We never say that to our viewers. I feel like y'all probably do.
Yeah, I knew it. Yeah. I knew it. We don't like them. We love and hate. What is... Yes? Are we going to do something besides stupid game music? Don't you... You come into this podcast... What's the next gun you're buying? ...big to be on unsubscribe? Next gun I'm buying? Yeah, right now. This is a dumbass question. This is a great question. I don't know. I never know until I know, you know? Okay, it was a dumb question. You're right, Eli. That was a stupid fucking question. I'm sorry. Thanks, man. I actually don't know.
Yeah, because you have like a fucking 5,000. He's got like four. I just bought another 50 BMG. Are you going to give me that one? No. Do I have to keep the gold one? Well, actually, yeah, it kind of sucks. Wait, okay, real quick. Can we tell people about this one? We filmed the video already. Nobody watches our podcast already. We have not launched it. Yeah, let's break it here. Exclusive. You have a really fast turnaround. Okay.
He's got a few in the chamber though. He's got a couple. It's a... Man, I can't remember the name of the company, but the gun is called the Lynx. You heard that? Fucking Lynx. I have a Lynx. Do you know how bad Eli wants a Lynx? You want a Lynx? Yes. 100%. Eli has been ranting about it. What do you got to trade? And you shot it? I got a full 50 count. I shot it. I made a video. Yeah. That is a terrifying gun to shoot. It's so scary. Have you shot it? No. I just know how it works. Like the Barrett is like...
boom boom feels so good to shoot and the lynx is like everything is right next to your face it's a for those who don't know it's a bullpup 50 bmg and the barrel moves like 18 inches next to your head it goes boom and the whole barrel flies back at your face and then like it's a barrett but on but right next to your face it makes i don't know i don't know why it does it but it is it looks awesome in videos but it sucks to shoot yeah
Like, it's so cool looking in slow motion because you fire and you see all the .50 cal, like, explosion that happens, like, in a Barrett. But then the barrel comes back, like, and it's over a foot. It's like, ka-ching! So you fire and you feel that recoil and then you feel the barrel go, and pull you back forward. It's wild. And it's, yeah, it really hurts. The links are terrible. So you won't shoot your RN-50 anymore, but you'll shoot a link. I don't own an RN-50 anymore. Do you want one? I'll trade you. I got one. I didn't...
I totally would, but I don't have any room in the safe. All filled up by the links. Sorry. But that's why if you traded the links, you would have room. No. I'll even throw in. I actually can't find my links. I don't know where it went. A thousand rounds. Drew's probably got it. He's probably like, I hear he likes bullpups. But yeah, you can borrow my links. Thanks. That's fun. Yes. I'm going to have the common law shizu.
I actually have like four friends who have borrowed guns for over a year and I don't really remember where they went. You shouldn't say that. I don't have very good friends. Or brothers, Drewski. Oh man, that's a good thumbnail. It's you with glowing red eyes and Drewski scared like Demolition Ranch hates operator Drewski.
I love it. I can't believe you have a Lynx. That's wild. Eli's been talking about a Lynx for like a year and a half now. Yeah, literally. Like they're terrifying. I have one and I don't have room in the safe so I left it outside in the rain. Oh, I'll take it. Where is it at? It's in the dirt behind my barn. Okay, can you just drop a...
Please don't go looking for his links. I just need to say it. Please don't. Guys, you heard it here. If this episode gets 100,000 likes, I can have the links. Oh, we're good. Never mind. We're safe. I feel pretty confident about this one. That it won't happen? Nah. 100,000 likes? Nah. Nope. On what? On this video. On YouTube? Yeah. We get like 3,000 views.
That's okay. That was rude. We're a little better than that. I hope this goes. Let me check real quick. Pulling up the data. Here we go. I actually don't know. I was making that up, but let's see. What is this called again? Oh, yeah. Unsubscribe. What is this called again? Where am I? Wait. Was this the baddie show? Okay. I'm sorry. I did. It's around 13 to 15,000 views. There's one with 26,000. Yeah, I take it back. I take it all back.
I would say you're not going to get 100,000 likes. Probably not. What's up? This video goes super viral. Trending on YouTube. With that attitude. The algorithm works off your positivity. It does not work off our positivity. That's because you're not positive enough. I mean, this is what this podcast is. This is why I don't do podcasts. This is the reason you do it.
Just remember, guys, he did our podcast and not yours. Rub it into everyone else. Get fucked, nerds. I'm absolutely going to. I've been asked by several people and I said, no, I don't do podcasts. And Batty asked me and I was like, I'm in. Done. Yeah. I just high-fived Batty.
It's always crazy because Batty's been... Stop it. I will tell this story. Batty's like a super fan of everyone. Oh my God. Wow. Good push. You disgust me. Yeah, I know. There's nothing to the burp. He's a viral human. Viral human. Viral. Viral. Viral human disease. So viral.
I don't go away. I do not leave. You have me forever. This is the podcast. Eli laughing for 45 minutes. Show him the fucking meme. I can't. Okay. Well, I'll tell the story. Tell the story. Jesus Christ. Batty fangirls over like he has been the biggest fangirl.
the entire community because I met Batty Twitch on Twitch. I was nothing. Back when he was a loser. I still am, but like I was a much smaller loser. He was a way bigger loser. Okay. Smaller loser. Well, I mean, technically I was bigger. Which is worse? I don't... It hurts either way. He was a big loser in different ways. Now he's a less big loser. That's pretty good. That's literally... It's just...
We'll put it on the screen. You can't. What are you? Ha ha ha. Everyone's listening to you. Punch in. Hey, guys, for everybody listening to our podcast, because that's where most of our views come from. Eli's showing a stupid meme. Yeah, done. See? And you were supposed to ask a question at the beginning for YouTube, and you didn't. Oh, I was? Yeah. What were you supposed to ask? I don't remember. A question for comments. You make one up real quick.
Just to get engagement up. Yeah, engagement. We'll put it at the beginning. Ready? Hey, guys. What do you think Eli needs to do to earn taking my links for one outing? He has to do something to make it worth my while. Non-sexual. And why did you shake your head? You want to do something sexual to earn it? I was just... You shook your head. It was weird. But I would say, guys, what should Eli do...
To trade for a day with the links. 50 cal links because that's not going to make any sense because they didn't know you had the links at the beginning. But either way. Oh, you're going to put this at the beginning? Yeah. I'm so confused now. Now I don't know what's happening. We're fine. I just pictured. We're going to leave it at the end right now. Nothing sexual. Hard cut. I mean, we're going to cut the non-sexual part out. It's fine. Yeah, we just count it out. Non. Something sexual. Yeah.
It's just like... It's like, God damn it. This has been such an informative podcast. I'm so happy. I'm going to go back and be like, yeah, I was on three podcasts and then I never did another one again. This is the nail in the coffin. It's like, those first two were all right. This last one was not good. Learned my lesson. Yep. Fool me once. Most podcasts would be like...
growing as a YouTube influencer how's it been how did you get started how did you get started no this is the let's get drunk and hang out together podcast does your cum taste sweet now that you've drank pineapple I have to go check something in the other room I gotta I'm do you want me to come with you hear my truck start up well look at the time look
Look at this! Okay! Alright! We gotta go to Bunker to maybe talk about merch things. That's definitely not happening. It's not. No, definitely not. What time is it? 4:36. We missed it. We should have logged this off earlier. Do the thing, Eli, where you end the podcast because nobody wants to listen anymore. Guys! Thank you for... Wait, no. Plug yourself to all 3,000 views. Check me out on YouTube.com/donutooperator. And... What does he say at the end of his videos?
You watch me I actually love doing operators videos Yeah, I actually only watch a few youtubers a guy No, okay. I watch half of his videos. I actually really like him that was a question. We fucked it up Oh, no, what was it who's better? Oh, we were just fucking better demo daddy flannel daddy or a k daddy comments below We'll put that the fire you know what they're gonna pick flannel daddy because he has an audience that is crazy
have you seen what they do they're crazy they are like a religious cult yes like ak has a pretty crazy audience but flannel daddy's audience is insane what do they do different i haven't seen freaks oh my god like if he said hey guys today we are storming the capital with our biggest guns they would do it a hundred percent yeah they
They would murder everyone. That's like the religious cult fanatic. They would murder everyone there. I'd do it. I'd be there with him. I love him. I love him. Yeah, that's another. Yeah, you freaked out when you met him. You freaked out when you didn't. Did you freak out? Yeah, absolutely. 100%. You freaked out when you met Freddie? I don't remember when we met. When did we meet? I flew down to Texas before I moved here. Oh, yeah? And I was visiting my first or so. It was like my first time visiting, actually. You came to my house? Mm-hmm. That's weird. Why did you invite him to my house? I don't know.
You invited me to the house. You let me hang out with you. It's because they told me you were a big deal on Twitch. I was not. I was very small on Twitch. I was pissed after I found out what you actually were. I was like, why did he come to my house? Who is this person? This ginger. Threw his child in the pool. That's how we retaliate.
Girl, Matt. Girl, Matt number two. The sequel. Get out of here. I forgot, Batty. What? Do we all hang out together? I don't remember this. We did the suppressor shoot. The suppressor shoot? The helicopters shooting suppressors. Oh, yeah. That's right. Who was ashing by the... Oh, my God. So, oh, we've told this story a couple times. You were gone. You went old man home. You went asleep. When they say that, they mean I went to bed at like midnight and they stayed up till five.
He's not wrong in this case. We all. So it was me, Eli, Donut. Leon Lush was there. Oh, yeah. Leon. Leon showed up and we walked to a gas station because we ran out of booze and we bought more booze. It was around midnight, actually, because we could still buy booze. And we bought a bunch of alcohol and cigarettes because we were drunk.
And we went out behind the gas station to drink and smoke because we're adults. I forget what we were just like. We were just like ruffians just hanging out with our leather jackets. And Batty's ashing. I was leaning on the blue rhino propane. Yeah, I heard this. And I was just leaning on it kind of like ashing my cigarette. And everyone's like...
maybe don't do that maybe we shouldn't bad baddie no I forgot about that yeah that was the first time and I fangirled like a little bitch it was bad you do the best holding I know we ended this episode but you hold it in always the best like when you met Freddy you're like blah blah blah and like when Freddy left he was like
Like freaked out like a girl. Yep. Same thing with you. Same thing for donut. Yeah. Oh my God. When I first met donut, that was, that was another big one. Grantham was a bad one. Uh, when I met Grantham, I was, I was like vomiting everywhere. Cause,
Cause I drink fireball at your house. Cause you're like "I got a bucket of fireball!" Yeah. I can't drink, I cannot drink fireball. I will throw up. It would be one shot of fireball, I will throw up the next day. Every time. I cannot drink fireball. I don't know why. I can drink anything else. Jager, whatever. Fireball though, I will vomit. So you just don't do it or you just do it and throw up? Well I mean I do it and throw up. I'm a man, like I hold in my pain and then I deal with it by myself later.
And Grantham and Brandon, aka Jesus, went out to shoot a video the next morning. They're like, yeah, you can come in. I'm like, yeah, I'll be there. I'll definitely wake up early. I'm cool. I woke up the next morning like, I'm going to die. I still got my truck, drove to the ranch, filmed with them, threw up all over the tire of my own truck, hiding, trying not to film. So they didn't know. Yeah. It's like the body armor video when you showed up. Oh, my gosh. Oh, yeah. I was super hungover. And we made him run with body armor on. Hey, I won. Yeah.
Running? Did he win? Yes. Watch the video. I thought Eli won. Nope. I beat Eli. I beat everybody. Eli was in sandals probably. In the body armor? Or in the run? The body armor during the run. I won. Watch it again. I almost died after because I lost balance at the very end. I had flip flops. Yeah. And I was the only one that had like, you guys were like, I'm going to just get a giant necklace flavor flavor would use. They call it body armor. I was like, we just put bags on her chest. I was like,
You motherfuckers. I forgot about that. How did yours do? Mine stopped. Mine was on the inside plate. Donut's was the one that did really bad. Donut got out really fast. I lost because I ended up shooting the same fucking hole, which you didn't put that in the video. No, you just suck. No, the 300 blackout went right into the 44 bag. I don't know why it went in the video. I don't make the rules. I do.
Eli and the goddamn video I don't want to be here anymore check out demolition ranch demolition ranch slash youtube slash instagram slash twitter I don't think that's how it works baddie streams at baddie streams it's just baddie streams f-a-d-d-i-e streams and then Eli double tap we love you thank you guys so much Eli you're short
