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Do we want the kittles? The diddle kittles? I need you to drink the kittles. The diddle kittles. Yeah, diddle kittles. Diddle kittles. Oh, that sounds like it's a crime. Ready? Only in 50 states.
Hi everyone, welcome to the unsubscribed channel. Hi everyone! Welcome to every- Brett! This is a fucking creatine shake. That's why we don't drink those. Yeah, they're fucking awful. They're the worst things and now that's all you have. So we got Brandon drinking the Bang Mix Seltzer leftovers from the last podcast. You guys may have heard about them. No, that's the best one. This is literally- Oh, you- Oh, you- Oh, you- Oh, you- Oh, you- Oh, you- Oh, you- Oh, you- Oh, you- Oh, you- Oh, you- Oh, you- Oh, you- Oh, you- Oh, you- Oh, you- Oh, you- Oh, you- Oh, you- Oh, you- Oh, you- Oh, you- Oh, you- Oh, you- Oh, you- Oh, you- Oh, you- Oh, you- Oh, you- Oh, you- Oh, you- Oh, you- Oh, you- Oh, you- Oh, you- Oh, you- Oh, you- Oh, you- Oh, you- Oh, you- Oh, you- Oh, you- Oh, you- Oh, you- Oh, you- Oh, you- Oh, you- Oh, you- Oh, you- Oh, you- Oh, you- Oh, you- Oh, you- Oh, you- Oh, you- Oh, you- Oh, you- Oh, you- Oh, you- Oh, you- Oh, you- Oh, you- Oh, you- Oh, you- Oh, you- Oh, you- Oh, you- Oh, you- Oh, you- Oh, you- Oh, you- Oh, you- Oh, you- Oh, you- Oh, you- Oh, you- Oh, you- Oh, you- Oh, you- Oh, you- Oh, you- Oh, you- Oh, you- Oh, you- Oh, you- Oh, you- Oh, you- Oh, you- Oh,
I literally walked out and I was like, who's drinking those fuck things? I was like, put them away. And he was just shaking his ass. I was like, oh, Brandon is okay. We'll let it happen. Fuck it, I'm down. So we got Brandon here today. Yeah, they're bad, man. You're not gonna be able to... They're fucking... It's sugar. It tastes like... Somebody approved that. Yeah, but they're sugar-free. They're just like, I don't know why they're that nasty. There's a slight alcohol flavor in there.
Pour more alcohol sugar in there. It will kill that. And now you're just drinking pure Skittles. And not good Kittles. Oh, that is. Diddling Kittles. Yeah, it's Diddle Kittles. I think that's the name. Diddle Kittles. Introducing Bang Diddle Kittles.
Purple. Fucking bang thought. Again, I know we talked about this already, but who at bang thought Kittles was a good fucking idea? Have you watched their Instagram? Yes. Yes, I have. Yeah, that's okay. Stop that question right there. Bro, if you think the gun bunny community is bad, watch the diddle kiddle blue bang fucking thing.
IG. Because it's like, how do we sell product? Just chicks with tits and everything. They literally, that is all the bank account is. You're like, oh, these are the influencers. Back at, I don't remember if it was TwitchCon or Pax East, they kind of got in trouble a little bit because there's not supposed to be booth bunnies. You're not allowed to have chicks in bikinis and shit at gaming conventions anymore. Why? Because... Because it's 2019, you fucking...
Bigot. Bigot. You piece of shit. Cis white male. The Bang Girls weren't booth bunnies. You like tits? That's kind of gay, bro. I guess it was unfair to the other booths. I don't know. Either way, they weren't allowed to have booth bunnies, so they put a stage up for their entire space, and they were dancers, not booth bunnies. It's literally how I started trans. Everyone was like, I mean...
Okay. Sure. Have you seen the thing where the CEO of Bang Energy looks exactly the way you would think? Oh, he does, too. The chicken scratch haircut and everything. He's the dude that looks like he does a lot of cocaine, drinks a bunch of alcohol, and hangs out on Miami clubs. He drinks diddlekits. A lot. He's the guy who approved these drinks. He's like...
We'll probably get sponsored next week by the kids who are pointing this out. Fuck you! What the fuck is up? Okay, let's go. Okay, our new sponsor is paying very handsomely. Diddle Kittles.
I'm gonna cut a fucking... Does the fact that the microphone bar goes all the way to the red every time you guys talk, that's good? That means awesome. I'm watching. It's like it's redlining as we're fucking speaking. I'm like, okay. Yeah, red means awesome. It means it's fun. Totally works. I think that's what that means. None of us do technology, so... Green is too quiet. Yellow is good. Yeah. Red is great! Yeah.
Apologies to headphones users. Fuck headphones users. Yeah, fuck your ears. God, my grandpa over here... Doesn't understand how the fucking waveform works. Piece of shit. That's why my audio sucks in my videos. You never hit the red. I turned Brandon up so much. He's like, "The green's good, guys." Fucking nerd. Now I'm actually worried I fucked that up. I'm sorry, DeLance. It's what it's based off of now. Science.
Oh, no. So we all had an amazing breakfast other than Batty because he slept till... Batty, what time is it? 1 p.m. I got up at 1 p.m. Hmm.
It's 4 now. We were there for a minute. You had to get up later than 1pm. It's not 4. Is it 4? Yeah, it's 4 right now. Oh my god. We were there for a little bit. I didn't realize that. Oh my god. We had a good breakfast though. We met Idris Elba. Yeah. This feels like we're going to have to cut this segment out. No, we actually met him. He was at the fucking... It was like the Walmart version. But then he came and hung out with us. His name is...
Tico? Kido? Kido. Kido! And he is a phenomenal human. He's a really good dude. Yeah, really good dude. We had a lot of fun. I was like, oh shit, like this is fucking... But he looks... And I made the joke across the bar because he was sitting there. Donut pointed it out. I was laughing. I was like, bro, you look like Hobbs and Shaw. And then Brandon, what'd you say? I loved you in Thor. No, yeah. He was like, oh, but I see everything in this bar. And I'm like, oh, like the guy from Thor.
Identical though, like to a teen who's like, I get this. Oh, dude. Yeah. Yeah. Bro. Like to a fucking T. He looks just like him. Did he sound like him? He had a deeper voice. Not as much. Not as deep. No. He's a realtor. He looks like a hydrosilver. Is this where we just like dock some random San Antonio agent?
He's a great guy. Phenomenal dude. He was cool. And then the most important, we got our food, we got our man Moses and the most important part though. How many man Moses? Yeah. Perfect. Okay.
Yeah. So about three. You can smell the three. Stay at three. I think they offered us. And then fucking homeboy bought us four shots. Green tea shots. Bought us green tea shots. Which I've never had in Batty. I feel like I've had them before. As an Asian man slash Mexican. There we go.
They're delicious. Idris Elba was like the farthest thing from a white chick I could think of and bought us the most white chick shot ever. That did happen. Should we shout him out? His real estate? Oh yeah. Fuck yeah. Let's give him a shout out. All right. Shout out to... Guys, if you're in the San Antonio area and loves Hobbs and Dobbs... What's his name? I got a move suit. Hobbs and Dobbs? What's it called? Hobbs and... Hobbs and Dobbs. Kittles and Dittles. Kittles and Dittles. Hobbs and Dobbs. Baddies and Maddies.
Give this guy a follow! Have you liked Dippin' Dots? What's his name? Keto Smith.
Smith. Kito Smith. If you're looking for a realtor in the San Antonio area, K-I-T-O Smith. Super good dude. Looks exactly like that guy. Yeah, that guy. And then we found out one of our favorite servers at Egg Spectation. Yeah. He's actually like a really great server too. Brian. Brian. One of the straightest guys you will ever meet. Closeted homosexual. Closet. You know he's there, but... He's eyeing it. He can't tell at all.
Every week. We push that line. Eli, you're telling me people watch this. We're getting canceled, man. And Brandon decided to volunteer to come and get canceled with us this week. I can't wait. I'm a follower. I can't wait till we change the name of our podcast from unsubscribed to canceled.
Unsubscribe to D-Platform. Welcome to the D-Platform, the podcast. Guys, we're at 4 million subscribers and we're still super confused at what's going on right now in our lives. We still can't do audio. But Brian, so we had Brandon Rogers. Everyone knows Brandon Rogers. He's on YouTube. Yeah, great dude. He's fucking hilarious. Gigantic YouTuber.
We ask the age-old friendship question that you ask any of your guy friends. Who would you fuck first? Nothing like unsubscribe and just dudes fucking dudes. Honestly, it's like bread and butter. This is like... Have you guys heard of cum yet? Yeah, have you ever heard of the word... Simmon? Simmon? Cum. Buttholes. This is not the first minute, so we're good on ad revenue. Are we though?
You guys are monetized? No. Maybe. I think we can be. Soon, yeah. Yeah. We are technically. Eligible. Yeah, eligible. But we were at Matt's house. Yeah, and this is Matt Best. It's JT. It's fucking Donuts Me. It's a couple other people. And Brandon looks at Batty.
And he says Batty is the one he would smash over every guy in that room. You goddamn right. Congratulations. I felt pretty good that moment. I was like Rocky running up the stairs. And you motherfuckers were down on the ground like... Just wheezing. I felt like I just lost my friend in war. You're like another Purple Heart. I just watched Crispy explode.
I was like, really? Fucking baddie? Baddie's the one? Bro! So he just likes a baddie daddy. Even Matt was like, what the fuck? Yeah, Matt was like, really? What? Matt wasn't happy about that one. It was great. I felt great. So we asked Brian today the exact same question.
Batty was in last place. Very different taste in men for Brian. As it turns out, the gays are a spectrum. Who would have figured? Wait, you're telling me different people like different things? As it turns out, yes. You're telling me not everybody has to agree with what you think on the internet? I thought Dick was Dick. I thought Dick was Dick. The spectrum, just like my son.
Why are you guys out here? I was like, I gotta fucking deal with this. What the fuck are you guys doing? I mean, part time. Oh yeah, this is the one. This is the one. I'm glad to be here with you guys. To the end. Where's our Judas? We gotta blame this on some... This party's fault. This is our last table. The editor put all this in here. We didn't say anything about this.
just lip dubs so who got first who got first with brian because i'm obviously last thanks brian your boy got first okay so you got first i got last it was literally the order where you're sitting he's like oh just this order that you're sitting as me donut than brandon oh so he doesn't like he doesn't like facial hair that he said that's literally the i don't know i just i just told him why donut uh brandon than me
He doesn't. Least facial hair? A little bit more. That does progressively get bigger. So he doesn't like masculine features. He doesn't like real men. So he's actually closeted straight. Eli is a little girl. Yeah. Well, that's what I said. I was like, oh, this is the train you'd want running. We could put conductor helmets on. I didn't realize. Oh, yeah. He started laughing his ass off. Yeah. Brian was like.
And now we can never go back to eggs. We're gonna show up next to them and be like, no. No, no, there's like, you have made his day. For the record, I didn't understand the closeted diss I just made. I'm sorry, you're very masculine. Never mind. Welcome to the unsubscribe podcast. I don't know what, I just got my cock grabbed by Eli, is what just happened.
I need another drink. Video games, am I right? So Diablo 2 launched. Oh my god. Dude, bros, exactly. Oh, it's so fun. It's so fun. How much did you play? It dropped yesterday, right? Yeah, I played like an, I only did like an hour and a half yesterday. But it's the same exact game that came out in 2000. This is Diablo 2, right? Yeah. Resurrected. Does it have the Lords of Destruction stuff in it? It doesn't have a hoodie in it? Yeah.
I'm definitely going to get it. Lords of Destruction just made Diablo 2. And it's so cool because you press one button and it switches back to old Diablo 2 graphics. Like it's the same exact game. And it's so cool. It's just instant. Like old Diablo, new Diablo, old Diablo. As it should be. I can't wait. I'm going to have to try then. I remember the first time I dove hardcore into Diablo 2.
I had a sorcerer build. It was a meteor sorcerer build, and it just went... I think I got to like a little 95 or 6. I think it capped at 99. I don't think you can get 100, right? I don't know. Dude, it's been so bad. But I remember getting into the 90s was like... I didn't have a life. I was a kid, so it didn't fucking matter. But that was... I had two characters in the 90s and a couple 80s, and it was insanity.
You would always go for... Well, that's when PvP was like... That game, EverQuest and Ultima Online, that was an introduction of how you could troll on PvP. Dude, you remember going to PvP zones and you'd stand right on the gate and people would walk out and you'd just...
You turn around and just freeze them so they were slow walking and then you just hit them with everything at once and you'd fire. I remember Sorcerer's Hat. I don't remember if it was fire walk or whatever, fire run. Or leave the trail of fire. Just run circles around them. So they were stuck and then you just drop meteors or what I used to do because you couldn't always get around them.
fast so what I would zigzag in front of the exit of that yeah where they gotta go so they had to go through the fire to get to the exit and then they'd hesitate and it was just like meteors and I would just rain hell on them and so it was a training simulator for bullies yeah 100% a terrible bully and then you'd collect their ear yes and that's when I realized like how bad if you want a social deconstructive when like society falls
of how humans are going to act. That is the video games are like a prime example. It's like, no, we're civilized. Social anonymity and you're just like murder every fucking person. It was like the World of Warcraft thing. I like your pants. You have things I like. It was like the World of Warcraft thing where there was that virus or whatever that broke out in the CDC. Actually, they used that as a study as like, what the fuck will people behave like when shit like this happens, which apparently didn't work very well.
No. Weird. You're telling me that when something terrible happens around the world, like a virus, things kind of break down a little bit? Okay, guys, we're just talking in hypotheticals right now. So let's bring it to reality. We thought they would buy things like water and solar panels. Instead, they just bought a lot of ammo. And toilet paper. Yeah, those are the two things. They want to kill people and shit, apparently. Those are my favorite things to do. Fair enough. In video games...
In video games. I'm glad all my neighbors in the video games are stocking up all that stuff for me. Oh, no. I'm glad my neighbor has all that water in the video game. Well, you're not prepared. What are you going to eat when society breaks down? I don't know. Your food, probably.
Dude, was that OG Diablo 2? You could take this stuff off of people? Yeah, absolutely. In certain PvP zones when people died. Yeah, you take their shit. That's what I loved about that. Like, it truly showed how pieces of shit humans are, and I love it. I know, I know. Oh, wasn't there a timer?
Like, they had a certain amount of time to get back to their stuff to collect their gear. I never PvP'd in Diablo. This is sounding like Tarkov. Yeah. That's why Tarkov does so good, because you get a... It's that gamble. That's all you need is add shit talk into Tarkov. I cannot wait for VoIP. Like...
Oh, God. Being able to shit talk somebody after you've murdered them. It's going to be a streamer nightmare. I'm ready for it. It's a switch. I'm worth it. Worth the risk. Absolutely. You know there's going to be one idiot running around with a hard bass just playing the whole time and...
I'm ready for it. I'm talking about gamer words. Yeah. Oh yeah. I know. I'm ready. Those were yesterday in the Gulag. I straight like pumped around a corner, shot a dude, killed him instantly. He was like, man, that was a really good shot. Gamer word. I was like, oh, that was a compliment followed immediately with the back. I was like, ow, that hurt.
That hurt my chest laughing. I was like, I thought I was actually getting praised for a second. And then that hit really hard at the end of it. He dropped that F-bomb on you? Yep, he dropped the F-bomb on me. I was like, dear God, bro. Who just dropped the gamer word? I was reading a fucking thread on Reddit about that. It was like, oh, it was the British word for cigarettes. Oh, got it. Figarettes. Yeah. Yeah.
Who else did say that? FPS Russia. No. We don't call out names, bros. What do you mean we don't call? We do that all the time.
Do we? Okay, never mind, we're good. FPS in Russia. It's like a commonly known thing. His name is RPG America. It's fine. We're good now, he's safe. Instead of guns, we're just playing with swords and shit. Hello, my friends. Welcome to FPS Georgia. RPG Georgia. We have great times out here. Oh, no.
But no, that sucks because it's like you do have to. That's the one thing I was terrified about about Twitch is like you have to delete certain things. Like even though you know you're not maliciously saying things, there's things in your vocabulary day to day. Okay, so. That are just a real problem on Twitch. In the 90s and early 2000s, that's when we were all raised except for Brandon because he's a child. Fair.
We all said some stupid shit. Like, it just did happen to Cain. Yeah, Eli, shut the fuck up. He's a fucking saint. Even as late as... Modern Warfare 2 lobbies. It was recent, right? Modern Warfare was dangerous. And it was just... It was different. It was a different time. It's like when we talk about could they make Tropic Thunder now? No, it could never happen. It was a different time. And... Xbox Live was like 1920s of America. What?
It was a different time, right? And you just can't say shit like that. Bravely so. But if people don't love doing it online and voice chats a lot while they're being recorded, you should probably not do that. Don't do that. I get such a past week like that fucking Goldberg and Crispy looking at each other.
Oh, yeah. Yeah, my comment won. Crispy's like, caption this. I was like, okay. It was like Goldberg looking down at Crispy. I was reading the comments. I was like, oh, well, when your yard worker sucks at his job. And it catapulted to the top. I was like, thank God I'm Mexican. I can say this. No one else can say this. What is that, an M pass? Yeah, exactly. You can make lawn jokes. Get the M card over there. Yeah.
See, I'm like kind of there. Like we're kind of on the same page. It's like half Mexican. So we get like, I guess we're moist back. I don't really know what it is. We're moist backs. You're just damp. These damn moist backs. Oh, I love that. Yes. It's a new word. I love it. Damp back. Damp back.
Welcome to the podcast. The two white people are remaining very quiet during this segment. Like, baddies shifting nervously. You didn't write it on, did you? I think it was me. Of course it was fucking Eli. Yeah, that's what I'm talking about. Fucking Mexicans represent right now. Shut up and drink your fucking kittles. I will too. Wait, what's the other one? I didn't even try the bad ones.
You got the strawberry. It's real bad. Take a sip. Try the, uh, is that strawberry? I'll do the, this one. Oh, no. Drink. Froze. Rose. I do a sip of that. I'm going to do this one. Oh, I can smell the sugar already open. That was the worst. Right there. Raise that nasty. Rose. Rose. Brandon knows more bang mix. Shit. No sugar in it though.
Yeah, but what is that sugar alcohol? There has, there is. It's a hundred calories though, which is like, that's a normal drink with no sugar in it. But it's so sweet. Like what do they do? Just like fucking it's whatever's not alcohol and water is aspartame. Alcohol from cane sugar. As I said, they're just pouring the sugar alcohol in there because it doesn't represent calories. And then it just turns better than that one.
Really? They all suck. It's awful. Oh, it's not good. Let me do this one. Let me be clear. Because that's why I like like White Claw, like beer. It's because it's not like fucking sugar in your face. Purple Kittles. But why? Oh no. Fuck my life. When you go from a White Claw to that. Yeah. Like Batty, take a sip first of your White Claw and Donut, do the same. White Claw and then do that.
Bro, that is like... Fuck my... This is gonna be a three-parter. We're gonna have to talk about Bang Mix's next episode. It tastes like Halloween. What does that mean? I love Halloween. No, it tastes like just all the candy. Like, when you take all the candy and you're just eating so much candy and you get that flavor in your mouth. Halloween when you're, like, 17 and you take it out back and, like, mix some vodka in it. Like, are we cool kids? Fuck yeah, bro. You're just putting Jolly Ranchers in cups of vodka? Weird.
Who did that? I will actually thank you so much for that because that was a delicious vodka mixture that I really enjoyed. I don't know why I think that was a mixer. I did. Brandon was... Braddy was just drinking it straight and I was like, we were both like, that's a mixer, Braddy. He's like, what? It's like, that's still just straight vodka at the end of the day. What do you mean?
I'm not a smart human. I was drinking it straight a little bit there, but it makes a good mixer. Did we talk about that on here yet? Yeah. Yeah, I took a bunch of Jolly Ranchers and put them in vodka, and it came out really, really good. Don't do Skittles. Do Jolly Ranchers. No, it was good. It was really good, especially as a mixer. It was great as a mixer. It was better than fucking Bang Mix. It was so much better. Oh, my God. Anything. There was...
The list of things better than Bang Mix is... We're better off trying to find things that are worse than Bang Mix. That's the funny part. There's like five times the amount of vodka. Like five times the amount of alcohol. But it tasted better than whatever the fuck that is. Honestly, yeah. Straight vodka tastes better than Bang Mix. This is marketed towards my 10-year-old son. Or
Or John. Your autistic? Yeah. They're like, man, this is great. They want to know. The kids would be raving about this. We are getting canceled. Canceled. Canceled. That podcast is after this podcast. Shit wreck teenagers. Hey, John. What is John Rob DeBeneck? Brandon's like, oh, no. How goes your ATF paper? I like mine.
Before today, way better. What's that A stand for in ATF? What's the first rule of gun safety? Assertiveness. What's the first rule of firearm safety is to have fun.
Okay, we had Diablo on the list. Batty, what was his fucking option two? When was the last time you took a day off for a video game? Or what was the game? Because honestly, I remember skipping school to play video games like Diablo. I remember taking days off of work. I would take three or four days off for a game launch. Why do you think I dropped out of high school? Right?
Did you really? Yeah. They dropped out of high school. Oh, shit. He's got his GED. I got a GED. He's got a GED. Good for you. He's got his GED. You're suffering for it, clearly. Made it in life. You're doing very poor for yourself. My family's like, God damn it, he's the one. Family has degrees. He's the one, seriously. Same with me. I'm the almost- How the fuck do we give advice to other people? Yeah. Stay in school. Fuck. I can't. I'm like, well, I'm the-
Ryan's mom's like, what do we do? I'm like, I don't fucking know. School maybe? I don't fucking, let's make him, he's really good at video. Let me just sculpt him and we can do really good things with this. He'll make way more money because I was a fucking shit show in high school. Yeah, I was like, play video games, Fantasy Star, EverQuest, ruined high school at first. Then Fantasy Star Online, ruined high school next. And then my last year, it was my,
I think and they were like hey you're missing alternative school a lot which is the easiest school you could ever do if you've never done alternative school so after I flunked out of juvie things got really hard alternative school was like I remember the first year I went to alternative school they're like you have missed so much school you have to go to alternative school I was like fuck
i'm the dumb kid at school what time does it start noon every day i was like maybe i'm the smart kid okay wait noon is i don't have to wake up till noon they're like yeah it's like for a year like yeah i was like go on tell me more about oh and then we got to that teacher and the teacher i forget his name mr used to be uh watches our podcast mr gym coach
And he was like, okay. The gym teacher taught alternative school? Yes. Oh, bro. And then the rules were. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. It's like the Spider-Man fucking gym coach. I was like, I don't know. This guy's probably fucking war criminal now or some shit. But here's the video I got to show you. Bro, the best part was other than Thursdays, we had to read at 1 p.m. The rule was for alternative school is as soon as you got all your homework done, you could leave.
It took me 30 minutes because I was still really good at re I hate, I fucking hated homework. That was it. I was like, I would never do that. But when the teacher is like, you can leave when you get X amount of work done. I was like, what are the things? So like math, I do it, do it, do it, turn it in at 1235. And he'd be like, yeah, all is you're good to go. But high five, fucking bounce.
For a year I was like, why the fuck am I going back to high school if this is my life now? And then I missed too many days of that. And they're like, we have to kick you out of this. I was like, fuck.
Shit. Okay, well, EverQuest and Metal Gear Solid 2 is what got me kicked out of alternative school. So my issue, I actually had a high school graduation party before I was allowed to graduate high school because it was the end of school year and my math teacher, fuck you, bro, failed me by like 0.7 points. Like I went to high school, the failing grade was a 70, which was higher than the rest of like the state of Vermont. It was a 65 or 60 everywhere else.
fucking Essex. Fuck you. 70. And I had like a 69.3 or some shit. Nice. My dad called the school and talked to my math teacher and
Thanks, Dad. I graduated three weeks late, but I still got that fucking diploma. That dad talk, fucking. Dude, I've met your dad. I believe it. Dad talk with my math teacher, and it was just like we had all the family, because most of my family is from South Carolina, so everybody would come up for my high school graduation, and I hadn't graduated yet, so it was a real awkward party. Yeah.
And that was because of Oblivion and Modern Warfare. And Halo 2. There was a lot of not doing homework going on around back then. God, that blows my mind. Modern Warfare was when you were graduating from high school. Modern Warfare came out in what, like 2004? 2005? No, 2006 because I was deployed. So that sounds right. I had just started the 6th grade. When Eli was deployed?
Yeah. I mean, I was, yeah, I didn't graduate till 08. So I remember going to an MWR and fucking blah Iraq. I was like, fuck. Yeah, this guy is fucking cool. We're like, I'll take the square pizza and the nachos and a Coke. Yeah.
Fucking Brandon. Super expensive fucking prices. I haven't heard the MWR. I haven't heard that acronym in a long time. Morale, welfare, and recreation over there. Oh, God, I hated that. Oh, God, it was so lame. So what caused you almost to fail school, don't it? World of Warcraft. Rating and vanilla World of Warcraft. Yeah, I almost failed high school because of that. I had a really good guild, and we were running a lot of... What was your guild's name?
Yeah. I don't remember. So they weren't that good. Yeah. No. Okay. Okay. Okay. We were, we beat molten core and like we were working towards that for a long time and I started waking up super late for school and I remember, yeah,
This was when CS Counter-Strike 1.6 was really big, or 1.5, 1.6, or whatever. And we installed it on the school computers because I would bring it in for computer class every day. And we had a... It was like a network for the entire county. And so we installed CS 1.6 on it, and we crashed...
all the internet for all the schools in their entire county because we were playing CS. That's what I'm fucking talking about. Yeah, just Counter-Strike stuff. Dude, World of Warcraft, that's how I got fired from Olive Garden. Yeah. Wait, you worked at an Olive Garden? Bro, I did. Bro, my favorite serving job, and by favorite, I mean the one I hated the most was...
Steak and shake because I had to wear the... You worked at a steak and shake? Bro, I had that red... Is there pictures of you working at a steak and shake with your big old fucking ears? Dude, that is when I had big ears. And I had the red bow tie and I quit in the most shitty way because I hate...
I was... I'm a good server, okay? First off, fuck you anyone. I was like, bam, bam, bam, bam. What you need? I got it. Fucking nail it. You like double fries and a Coke. Done. Fucking every fucking time. Every motherfucking time. I'm going to nail it. And then I remember I was late. No, this was... Steak and Shake was good. Then World of Warcraft came out during Olive Garden time frame. And I missed. I was late a lot. And then Olive Garden was like, you're fucked. Steak and Shake...
It was, I remember it was like a busy fucking day and I already got the job app. I got the job at Olive Garden. I'm like, okay, it's two weeks. I got this. I got to move it up in the world. Fucking Olive Garden. I have five tables. I'm not burning breadsticks inside.
Yeah, bro. Unlimited. And I know my wine's so good at this point. And I'm like fucking serving five tables. And I'm like, why am I serving five tables? Everyone else is doing three. And then they sent me at another table and I went to the girl that was supposed to serve that table. I was like, you need to take this fucking table. And she's like, I'm too busy. I have two already. I was like, I have five. She's like, doesn't matter, Eli. You have to take that one over. I was like, okay. I quit.
I sat him down and I left. I was like, fuck you all. I don't have to do this anymore. Then I worked at Olive Garden until I got fired thanks to World of Warcraft.
And then I joined the military. It's just an anime post. And then I joined the military. Wait, you went from Olive Garden to... Olive Garden to infantry. Olive Garden makes me want to fucking kill people. I know how to do that now. God damn it, Olive. Jungle recon. You want to kill people and not go to prison? Fuck yeah, who don't? Who don't?
You ever shot a machine gun on peyote? Fucking badass, man. I'm almost as badass as my mustache. It's like a mustache with titties. Jesus Christ, dude. Yeah, I almost failed high school because of work out. Yeah, fuck yeah, bro. I'm the only one that failed high school. Yeah. We got diplomas on this side of the table, baby.
Even you? Yeah. Move away from that dirty damp back. Brandon slides his chair across the floor. He's like, we got here a Mexican and a Mexican. You're looking pretty moist over there. So you with your G.E. diplomas and your college degrees. Imagine going to college. Nobody here went to college, right? I went to college. Slightly.
No, I never. I don't have a degree. Okay. Oh, we both dropped out, I think. Yeah. Yeah. So what we're saying is with a high school diploma or a GED, you can achieve your dreams and make a lot more money. You can drink all day. If you drink all day, all of your dreams will come true. Look at us. Yeah. Canceled. Yeah, that's a freeze frame. Okay.
Rest in peace. They died at a young age of liver failure. You ever wonder about that? Like you die and you go to fucking heaven. They're like, yeah, well, we'd let you in except...
36 young men died of alcoholism because of something you said on a podcast that inspired them to just drink all fucking day. No idea what you're talking about. Delete the VOD. Yeah, we deleted that. St. Pete. Hey, St. Pete. Hey, St. Pete. We are not going down that road today. I am putting my gun
foot down. You don't want to talk about Santa P? Oh, no. No. So going back to it, people watch this? Maybe not this episode. I wish Caleb was here. I know. Oh, no.
Dude, shut up. Can we kind of shy about what we're talking about? I don't even know if we can talk about that one. I don't know. We can't say what it is. Even on my stream, I was like, I can tell you guys part one, and I think that's the only part that is kind of safe. Maybe. And then I started talking about part one. Was this when you got super drunk? No, that was the other night. Oh, okay. Okay.
I love that Batty knew. Like, we didn't even talk about it, and then Batty texted me in the morning. He's like, you got super drunk last night. I was like, I love all the cross-pollination that happens. Everyone's like, yo, Eli's getting hammered for 10 subs. I'm like, oh, no. Oh, no. I was like, that's a low number. I was like, what is 10? I was drunk. Because I went out and drank with Matt, and we had drinks. Yeah, and I got home. I was like, YOLO, just chatting. I was like, pew.
Maybe I'll do that tonight. Maybe I'll get shit wrecked on stream tonight. Dude, let's start Diablo 2 hardcore characters. So if you die, you fucking... Oh my god. So, okay. For everybody who doesn't know what a hardcore character on Diablo is, Brandon, have you ever played Diablo 2? Not 2. I think I had like a demo thing of Diablo 3. Okay. That I played for like a day and I quit. We could teach you hardcore. So hardcore means... Why does that sound like a sex crime?
Call Brian. Oh no! We can teach you hardcore. Brandon help! No, not you Brandon. Brandon Rogers. The good Brandon. I can't have shit in this house man. Fuck. No one even- Okay, so hardcore means if your character dies, it actually dies. You lose everything. Game over. You can't keep playing. It's erased. It ends your character.
That eyes are dangerous. But you're still playing with other people. No, once your character dies. It's gone, gone. If you're with your friends, they can't like, you're just. Yeah, they can't bring you back. You just fucking die and you watch your friends. Yeah. Keep going. You have to start over. You have to start a new character. Oh. And hope your friends are kind enough to come back to the beginning. Oh, fuck. And replay everything with you, which we're not. We're not. No. If your character dies, we're leaving without you. It's going to be a real fucking short night for me. I mean, for all of us, because we're going to drink. Diablo 3 is a great example. Act 1, dead.
Matt was like, they powered level me. I had my character for a few weeks. I was like, I got this. And then we were drinking. I was like, I fucking got this. My internet shitted out for like five seconds. I was like, oh, Matt, it's lagged. And I wake up and so my guy's like, dude. It was hardcore. Oh, no. I was like, well, buddy. So my guy's dead. He was like, fuck. Okay, shit. Yeah.
I used to do ladders in like the seasonal ladders in Diablo 3. Like towards the end of like a little after Reaper of Souls. Oh, yep. And because intro to Diablo 3 was rough. It was rough. Yeah.
Dude, if you weren't getting power level, that was shit. Though I made a bunch of money on the Real Money Auction House when that first dropped. So it was like Diablo 3, then it was like a month or so, I think, before the Real Money Auction House dropped. And what that means is you could sell the really cool gear you found, or some of the cheaper gear, for pennies, a dollar. They took it away, right? Like actual money. Yeah, oh yeah, and they took it away. It was like, I'd say, I think it was live for like a month or three.
three months. Yeah, you can make good fucking money. So I used to farm like Talrosh's gear, which was a great sorcerer wizard set, or a wizard set, I think for, yeah, wizard. And I would just fucking continuously do that and farm this gear and then I would sell it like a hundred bucks for a helmet. Holy shit. And I would just keep doing this. You could sell gems. Oh my God, it was stupid. And as like, I think Diablo 3 came out in what, 2010?
Nine. Eight. Because I still have the collector's edition is when I got back from Iraq. I think I just got out of high school and I was working at like a fucking grocery store before I joined the military. And I was like,
Man, I'm poor. I'm making like 200 bucks a week and it's like, it's good. And I was just like, I'm going to sell this gear on Diablo 3. And I was making money. I also wasted a lot of money on the Real Money Auction House. See, I told you, Dad, I can make money doing video games. I literally have a text from my dad last week saying that exact...
The opposite. He's like, look at you, pops. You did what I didn't think you could do. Make money off my video games. Yeah, fuck you, dad. I know you listen to this. He's like, fuck you. I love you, dad. My dad definitely does that. Oh, my dad listens to this every time it fucking drops. As soon as he sends me texts about the shit we're talking about. But like old man texts. He's really bad at texting. He's just a fuck push to talk shit.
And he's gonna, oh, he's gonna, yeah, I'm gonna have to hear about this. My dad probably doesn't know what a podcast is. Yeah, side note, if you've never met Batty's dad. Nobody has met my dad. Yeah, well, Batty's dad and his husband are phenomenal people. They're one of the kindest souls I've ever met. So shout out to them and both of them. Long, loving life. My dad is gonna come back to Texas. He's gonna come real hard. Justin, to fucking end your life. Oh, no.
Good luck. Diablo 3 was good, but back to the point of this goddamn conversation. What was the game or the multiple games that you literally just took days off of work? You were like, hey, boss, in September, I need to take these four days off. And they're going to be like, what? I got shit going on. And it was just for a game launch.
Do you have anything? The only one ever was Tarkov. Like, and that was recent. That was like this year. Yeah, I remember this year. You took time off for Tarkov? Yeah. Brandon was involved in it. Dude, bro, I remember seeing your... You were just streaming all the time. I mean, because I was like... He was playing it offline. It was like January. Oh, yeah, that's when you know you got a fucking problem. You text me. You're like, what the fuck is wrong with you? I see you on Discord. You're just playing this and not streaming. What the fuck is your problem? But no, it was like I went hard in the paint like January, February.
And then you stop playing? I don't play nearly as much.
I play a little bit, but that was like the first game that's hooked me in a long time. Yeah? Yeah. Because there's so much real world gun shit and plus Nikita's fucking cool and everything. So like, all right, well, I get this. Oh yeah, you've been on the podcast with Nikita and Kaleem. Wow, imagine being invited to that podcast. Yeah. Imagine. Nikita, if you guys don't know, he's like the creator of Tarkov. I guess get good cigarette. Yeah. Brandon's been doing podcasts with the lead dev of Tarkov lately. How's that been going?
He's a really neat dude. He's kind of less on the video game side and more into the real world gun side things. At least when we talk. It's just kind of hanging out with other gun people. Heavy accent. Very much so. His fucking accidental racism. He did that again the other day.
It wasn't the thing about like this black guys are all in those ultimate evil Strong and just evil like it wasn't that he did I was he kept saying about Jaeger the hunt the the you know the I guess shop guy and Tarkov. Yes. Yeah, I
He kept going like, yes, because that's, I mean, hunter in Russian. So you get these people as basically the Russian equivalent of the FUD, right? And so you've got these Yeagers who are over and over again, like, so these dirty fucking Yeagers. And I'm like, oh,
God damn it literally! Jager! With a J! There's a soft J. J-Y. J-A. A strong Y at the beginning. It's a J. It's a soft J. Yeah, it's literally Jager. Yeah, it's spelled J. Like a Jager bomb? It's like J-W-J-W-E-A-G-E-R, right? Jager. There's your G-E-D kicking in. Jager.
It's J-A-E-G-E-R. Y-E-A-G-E-R, I think, right? R-E-T-A-R-D. It's Y-E-A, right? Or Y-A-E-G-E-R. What? J. Y-E-A. No, it's J. It's J. Why do you think wrong? It's the letter J. It's silent.
Hey, everyone in chat. This is or not in chat. God damn. Everyone on the YouTube comments today. Can you please put how you spell Jaeger Meister down in the comments? Just spell it. Just spell it out for Jaeger is actually spelled there. So there is different ways because I'm used to Frank Jaeger, which is Metal Gear Solid, which is why? Yeah. So he's Gray Fox. That's why I'm used to it.
No shit, so there is multiple ways to spell that. No shit. Elias, you're not joking right now. No, Jaeger is spelled two different ways. I thought it was a joke. I thought it was a joke too. I thought he was like, man, you're taking this bit real hard. Metal Gear Solid, that's like the Japanese translation of it. Or wait, he's a real person, okay. Yeah, you got like... Have you ever seen a bottle of Jaegermeister? Frank Jaeger. Have you... What do you mean? He's super into this Jaeger thing.
Look how- Frank Jaeger, look how it's spelled. Eli likes talking about the Jaegers. Look how that's spelled! Eli! What does that say? Eli, read that caption right now. Spell it. It's the J, the A, the E, the G. Huh! That's fucking weird! Heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
Well, I was like, wait, I swear this is right. Like Chuck Yeager is spelled Chuck Yeager. I was like, I'm pretty sure on this. That's why I didn't bet though. I didn't bet. There is even a movie. There is a multi-million movie about Yeager.
Eli, have you never seen a bottle of Jägermeister? I don't drink that bullshit. Okay, guys, I want to know, can we rename this episode to Jägermeister but spelled with a Y? Yes. That's it. God damn it. What the fuck, Eli? It's your boy, Eli Double Tap. Have you ever, Rainbow Six Siege, Jäger, there's a character. How is his name spelled? How often do I read?
That's tough. How often do I read? I like audiobooks. I got it from my dad, and I'll quote. Are you blaming your wizard father right now for this? What was the convention we just went on? PAX West. My dad says, Che mentioned that you went to Gamer's Way at Washington. I'm not joking. How did he spell gamers? He just said Gamer's Way is the middle one.
It's weird. He spelled it G-A-Y-M-E-R. I love it. Literacy runs in the family. Once a gamer, always a gamer. Always be your love. Like riding is always my love and always will be. Oh, dad text. Oh, dad text. I said, yeah, we went to a gamer convention. Well, how's working out?
I can't even remember my dad's name. My dad is so bad at it. If you think my illiteracy is terrible, my dad is on that next level of... God, I love my dad. Your illiteracy is great. Your literacy is on the other hand really terrible. No!
I love it so much. I don't talk to my dad for three days and he texts me and he's like, would you text me back if I died? Why are you so dark, Dad? Sir, hello? Jesus, dude. Calm down, bro. I'll text you. We're good, I swear. Well, so my dad has a fucking bad habit of... So he's on Eastern time, too. So he'll text me, like, this time at, like, 4.30 a.m. And then, like, get pissed that I don't reply. I wake up, I got a bunch of texts and whatever. And it'll just be, like, two days later...
Well, I'm starting to take it fucking personally that you're not replying. I'm like, stop texting me at like 5 a.m. and like maybe we'll talk. My dad doesn't text me often. So he's got old man syndrome where he doesn't know how to use his phone well. So he followed me on Twitch on his phone. Oh, okay.
And now anytime I go live, it sends him a notification. So he'll be like at work or some shit and he'll open that real quick. And he'll just send a single message in my Twitch chat that says, Hey, fuck you. You were a mistake. Bye. That's a way better, way better conversation. That's what I want. Like my dad's fucking, I told my dad, he's like, Ryan's great. He's like, well, Ryan is there. That's fine. Him. Let's find him a place that will help him with art and golf.
Just something to pass the time and enjoy your time together. I was like, dad, both, both riding and I hate fucking golf. Like, and riding really does give two shit. We've watched right. Try to go.
Why did dad pick golf? My dad also said taekwondo might be a good option for me. Golf and taekwondo. He's like, you know what autistic kids love? Getting punched in the face. And golfing. And golfing. I'm like, dad, I don't think either of these things really register well with sensory overload. Yeah.
Nah, fuck puzzles. Let's beat them up. That's how they fix things in the 50s and 60s, right? Yeah. Yeah, listen to death metal just rolling your fucking legs. With strobe light and everything.
Kylie's like, man, Ryan really doesn't like visiting you. It's like, why? I don't know. The death metal or it's the fucking chin rolling. One of those two things I really hate. I have a giant tie guy beat him up all the time. I'm just like, Ryan, you're an assassin. I do not like daddy, mommy. Daddy is not my friend. You drive under the bridge and you're like, Ryan, go beat those kids up over there. Just kick him out of the boat. Yes, daddy.
And then I'm on my stream. I love my son so much. Fatherhood is a difficult situation. See, I feel like that movie would kind of underappreciate it because I've got an autistic brother, like my second brother. And so like I'm watching this movie and I see that scene. I'm like having flashbacks to my childhood. I'm like, oh no, this is not good. They would not like that. The accountant. Such a good fucking movie. They're just jamming. It's like jamming death metal.
The exact opposite of what riding would look like. Well, that's what his dad said. And his dad's like, he needs more sensory overload. He doesn't need less. Wolf Vixen. Death metal and strobe lights. He ended up really well off. He had a trailer with Barretts and Galatex and killed people for a living. He's a very well-adjusted guy. Yeah. I mean, he made it in life. He can retire young. I don't see a problem with this. He fucked Anna Kendrick, so.
Yeah, honestly though. Or maybe he didn't. I don't know. I never showed them fucking. He probably did. Ben Affleck probably did. I hate I know what it's like when they come. Oh, cancel. We can either cut that part or leave it in. Oh, God. Judging from Bally's reaction, we'll cut that part. No, you got to leave that in. You have to leave that in.
It was when they come. I don't know what we joking I'm good So guys grant them was here recently Mike Mike was here
that you fangirled like a motherfucker. The moment I met, uh, uh, Grantham or Mike, he, I went to like, cause you obviously did the thing you always do where you try to set me up, uh, terribly with people I fangirl over and Mike grabbed my tit, but like not the tip of it, like the whole boob. Yeah. And then he held it just a, like three seconds too long. And he just looked at me. I looked at him like, yeah. And he's like, yeah. I'm like,
I love him. And then we went out and filmed that video on Sunday. That's how I knew Batty was a fangirl, because he was like, yeah, I was vomiting. He was like, he texted me in the morning. I'm like, yeah, hey, we're heading to my shop at 9 o'clock. We're going to be meeting up with Grantham, and we're heading out to BRCC.
He's like, okay, yeah, no, totally, I'll be there. I'm like, okay. Dude, I was fine until I got in the sun. Well, because he, like, texted me, like, half an hour before that. I'm awake, cocksucker. I was drunk. Okay. Batty's still hammered at that point. I'm fine. I can't drink Fireball. If I drink Fireball. Done.
But you go out there with us. You're a trooper. I actually thought you were fine. I was not. I was doing my best to keep it together. I'd be like, yeah, guys, it's real hot. I'm going to go sit in my truck. And I'd walk behind my truck, vomit everywhere. Because you walk back out, you're like...
Well, guys, hopefully I didn't fuck up your take. I tried to vomit as quietly as I could. They were filming and I'm just over the corner. Just vomiting all over the back tire of my truck. Yeah. Brings up our sponsor, Dead Air Suppressors. If you vomit in them, can't hear a thing. So it really helped for that photo shoot. Super proud of that.
Actually, if you vomit fast enough through the hole of like a wolfman, it sounds like a whistle. I honestly want to... Would the vomit act as... What are the caps in suppressors called? The little like rubber caps? Baffles. No, no. Rubber baffles. Wipes. Wipes. Would the vomit act as a wipe? It's just going to coat it. It's kind of like running a suppressor wet, I think. Yeah.
You're just gonna have a suppressor full of vomit until you shoot it. And they're just gonna be like... Your gun's gonna explode backwards because it's not a barrel of instruction.
Oh no, speaking of like backsplash, that video you showed me today of the RPG. Oh God, yeah, I'm putting that in the next Darwin Awards video. So there's a video I'll show you guys after because it's definitely not, I'm going to get demonetized for this. So yeah, definitely not. We're already there.
But it was like an Afghanistan wedding or some shit. You could tell, like, they're celebrating. Oh, no. And somehow, I've been trying my damnedest to get a fucking RPG. They could just get them, like, candy over there. But they had a wedding party there that, you know, you see a dude, like, boom, shoots a double barrel shotgun out the window. Duh. And then somebody shoots an RPG out the window of a little fucking... Does he, like, turn and, like, put the backblast to the wedding party, or...? No, he does it inside the fucking vehicle. Oh!
What? You just see like all of a sudden it looks like they were hot boxing for an hour. Just like boom. Fucking smoke out the fucking like windows of the vehicle and people start rolling out of the car and then like it just veers off into a ditch. Yeah. Yeah. That was a nasty video. You just see like people start rolling out of the car as it just slowly veers off. So if anyone doesn't know, with any rocket propelled anything, you say boom.
Back blast area clear. Well, no, you don't just, you gotta look before you say it. I see a lot of people saying it and not looking. You gotta look. You know, no one's behind me.
Yeah. The AT-4 is anything. Yeah, I mean, AT-4s had a back... Well, because people don't understand there's, like, rifles or, like, weapons that take recoil, like handguns, rifles, shotguns, whatever. It's contained. It's all contained. Yeah. Recoilless. RPGs, AT-4s, everything is recoilless. That's why, like, if you see, like, videos where somebody takes an RPG and goes... It's like, okay, that was fucking fake because there's no recoil on a real RPG. Like, it'll recoil a little bit. AT-4s get pretty difficult. Do they? Yeah.
84s have some... Well, they're fucking big. Yeah, they have some, and they're not accurate. I have many stories. I have one very story-y.
But for real quick first it pushes off in the air behind it. So like it just the rocket goes out the front instead of all the recoil. Like what 15 meters or some shit? For an AT4? Yeah. Feels like a 12 gate. I always compare it to like a shotgun. But I meant behind it. It's like 15 meters or some shit right? It's like a big fucking cone. It's just a straight back though. I'm trying to rhyme. Of just heat and fucking flames. And you butt you to very much. Every time we were like everyone clear as fuck dang.
Was it Florida? I think it was flow vehicle. And it was people going in and out of vehicle, like loading weapons. Like these are bad guys. We'll get, and you never engage with an 84 ever. Yeah.
Ever engaged with an AT4. Why is that, Eli? But they weigh a lot. And when you march out to those places... You don't want to bring them back. You don't. And what happens when you shoot an AT4? It's a one-time shot. Yeah, you're good. You just drop it on the ground after you're done. They're made of styrofoam, I think. Yeah. And you fucking shoot it and you miss and you hit the house behind it instead of the vehicle. You're good. It's fine. The secret ingredient is war crime. Yeah.
Anything's possible with a little bit of... Yeah. Crying. Thanks, Nick. Those things you're like, okay. Those iron leaves are on site and it's like... And you're like, okay, well, it's off course. That's an odd on me. These iron sites are definitely not zeroed. Military's fault on this one. Imagine zeroing an AAR. Give a very angry email to Lockheed Martin about this one. So disappointed. This AAR is going to be watered.
We all just looked at each other like, well, that missed. 240 go. Oh, no. Science. So, yeah, there's your safety brief for the weekend as it's Friday right now. Don't fire recoilless rifles, rockets, anything inside a closed space. Don't grape people either. Yeah.
Don't grape your buddies. Yeah, don't grape your buddies. So I can't tell you to the radiator and grape you? Yes. You know? I mean, wear protection. Because you know he died recently. The main guy from White as Kids, you know? Yeah, he literally just died. What's it? Trevor Moore. Trevor. Yeah, he just passed. Did you see they finally said what happened?
I feel like we talked about this, but I don't remember what it was. We were drunk talking about this at Matt's thing. He was drinking. He fell off a balcony. Yeah. Oh, that's right. He literally just whooped. Yeah, he fell off like a third-story balcony. Damn. Hit his head and died. He was funny. Yeah, I liked him a lot. It was, yeah. That's why I don't drink no balconies. That's why I don't drink. Yeah, drinking's dumb. Yeah, well, I didn't say that. I was just like, this is never going to stop.
That's why we drink on the first floor. That's why we drink, guys. Here's your second safety brief. We're going to drink. Do it on the ground level. Batty, what was the third topic we had? Oh, God. We were talking about it, and we got onto graping and rockets. This podcast is well-formulated. You can't tell. The game you took off from work back when you were at Olive Garden.
We talked about that. That was the second one. We have a third one. We went from fucking something. Brandon? Brian? No, Brian? We went from dudes fucking dudes to Diablo 2 to the third topic, which was which game almost got you to fail high school you took off work. Oh, my God. What time would that put us at? We're like an hour. Oh, fuck. Okay. See? Never mind. Scape's already doubted you. How dare you?
I want to go to Sonic and get footlong hot dogs. I want mozzarella. You want to go to Sonic after this? Yeah. Let's go to Sonic after this. Dude, I'm going to. Yeah, let's go to Sonic after this. I can't wait to poop myself. You're going to do that no matter what you eat. He's going to have his post-podcast poop. He already had his pre-podcast poop. Yeah. That's going to destroy. I'm down for it. I haven't had a Sonic dog and a footlong coney dog for a second.
Bro. The cheese. Those chili dogs, bro. We're talking about the poop still, right? Foot long dog. Dude, a chill dog? Bro, I haven't had a chill. Everyone down for chili dogs? Yeah. I'll make a mistake. Hey, Brandon, can you just finish one of the kittles? Yeah. Okay, let's see it. Pussy.
I picked it up like, there's a lot left. I mean, that was even more. I was like, oh, he grabbed the light. Try that one. It's so bad. I really did. Try that one. Just sip it. The pina coladas? Oh, what is it? It's fucking sugar. That is a... They're all so sugary.
So thank you for watching Unsubscribe This Week. Here we have Eli Doubletap. We got Brandon Herrera, the official Brandon Herrera. What? Depending on what you're... What do you mean the official? He's the real. The real? Is it the real? Yeah. What a great friend Eli is. We got fucking... Eli doesn't follow me. Ginger streams over here. And we got Cody...
Call me Kyle right now. No, I'll never say that fucking name. That is a stupid name and I don't know who named it. I hate this podcast. I'm still trying not to vomit. Chili dogs! Chili dogs! Oh no.
