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unsubscribed unsubscribed don't clap everyone's it's recording uh can you clap for us real quick perfect now use that one use that clap that's a good one strong crisp clap so um today's a very special day on unsubscribe podcast uh we have uh of course eli donut operator uh myself batty and our good friend will we all hate and love will

Mostly love, but in a brief moment, hate. Yeah. Today we're going to be getting tattooed. This is a great idea. I was like, you know what would be awesome? So this started because me and Eli were talking about Will tattooing us because Will comes in town and he tattoos us. And...

And I was like, man, it'd be fun to get one on the podcast because Eli got tattooed live on stream. I was like, let's try to do one on the podcast. Then he's like, oh, what about this? I'm like, dude, Eli, that's a great idea. You should get that. And I'm like, oh, I'll get this. And we're like, wait, Donut. Donut's got to get one too. Let's force our friend into a permanent thing he has to live with without telling him. Yeah, we forgot to tell Donut. No one told me I was doing this today. He found out.

About 30 minutes ago. About 30 minutes ago that he was getting tattooed. And then he found out where the placement of the tattoo was going to be. Because nothing like doing an interview section of a podcast while you're in true pain because we're doing it on where at down there? Where Will is currently putting the tattoo right now. On his side. Directly. The ribs. The ribs. Have you seen it? Can we get the. It's good to go, you guys.

Yeah, I want to. Let's see. Let's show them. I haven't seen them. Donut hasn't seen them. I'm the only one that's seen these. Me and Will had some ideas. He did a phenomenal job. I am stoked with this because now we're like an adventure of frogs. We're an adventuring party. We are. Oh, yeah.

Do you have the sheet with the three of them on it? Or did you cut them all out? I think they're all cut out at the moment. I'm trying to drink as much as I can before the starch. Yeah, let's see. Let's see. Let's see. Here's our first little guy. Do you have it on your phone? I haven't seen it. I know. So we're going to get this. Will is going to get it because Batty hasn't seen. Oh, I'm so stoked. So I knew kind of like what they wanted.

And I, oh my god, okay we're gonna show Batty first. Oh! Now we're showing Donut. Which one's me? Oh, that's dope! Little hunter man!

Oh, that's so awesome. Do you have a pet frog? Yeah, dude. Yeah. Okay. So, okay. I didn't know what you guys were talking about. I thought you were trying to play world of Warcraft. He hits me up and he's like, what's your favorite class? I'm like, Hunter. Hunter's been my main for like the past 15 years. Okay. So we'll, for everyone watching, we'll put these up on the screen. If you're listening, this is what we got in front of us right now. We have like the, the most derpiest retarded looking frogs, big eyes, silly. We're about the R word.

Dumb frogs. Now you can say retard. And hold it just a little higher. The white claw's in the way. And we have the first one on the bottom is a wizard frog. It's got like a big Gandalf hat, a robe, a little squiggly wand, and a beard. Next we have the hunter frog. It's got like a little spiked viking helmet, a bow and arrow. I'm going to interrupt you real quick. Only Batty would start. It's like, okay, first one at the bottom. Because that's the one. This is definitely mine. So let's start. I'm excited.

I'm so excited! But go on, it's three donuts. And then we have donuts, which is the hunter frog. It's got an awesome mustache, by the way. It's got a bow and arrow, and it's got a pet frog, because hunters always have a pet. They always have pets. And then Eli, I'll let you. Nah, I'm gonna do it, fuck you. Then we have the berserk frog! He's the fighter! He's got a giant sword. He's got his little cape, a shredded cape, and his little sword belt. Oh my god, these are the greatest.

And it's got the same form of beard hair as Eli. Non-existent. Non-existent. I'm so stoked. I knew you guys would love it. He kicked him. I was like, yes. And he's like, what do I do with this? And I was like, put a little pet frog on it. And then I sent him a pet frog. I was like, send this one. He did it. Nailed it, Will. Nailed it. Yeah.

Let's do it! Good luck Donut! I'm gonna try. Okay Donut, we're gonna start the questions with you. Okay, so Donut, how do you feel about your tattoo? I love the idea of it. How long have you been playing? You are a hunter from the get-go, right? Yeah, from the get-go. I've been playing World of Warcraft for, you know, as long as it's been released, yeah. I can't laugh or it's gonna fuck the tattoo up. Nah, it's fine. It's fine.

So, what level were you on, and what server did you play on? Bloodscout, Horde. I've always been Horde. Fuck the Alliance. Hell yeah. Yeah. And you were like one of the top hunters on your servers, weren't you? Yeah, PvP, I was one of the top hunters on Bloodscout when it first started. When they didn't have cross realm play. What?

I'm trying not to laugh. It's not terrible, but I'm trying not to laugh so I don't fuck Will up. It's not fun feeling, though. It is not. Yeah, it's not fun feeling. I'm not dying, but it sucks a little bit. This one's like the side one. I haven't felt it yet. Thankfully, it's only line work. Will has been tattooing. Will, I mean, how long have you been tattooing? 15 years now. 15 days. That's insane. Years. Years and years.

We just found him. He was actually out by the gate into the development. He was trying to get in. I was like, just come on. You have a lot of tattoos. It's going to be fine. It's like instead of pulling up to Home Depot and being like,

Drywall drywall you go tattoo tattoo. He shows up. Yeah, he's like oh me me me. Okay, what are you looking for? Why does this say cum on it? Why does it say cum on it? I'm sorry, I'm trying not to laugh right now. Who wrote cum? Someone wrote cum on the paper. Why? It definitely says cum. Why'd you write cum on the paper? 100% I don't know why. I don't know.

What is your son doing, Will? It's like, where are the dicks? Are there any dicks hidden in this? E-D-B. Okay. You know what I think we should all do for drawtism? Hide a rat tattoo somewhere on our bodies. The mouse. Or the mouse. You know what he has? The mouse. Yeah, just put a... Just like somewhere like peeking its little head over. Yeah, just somewhere. Just its little head. Like out my butthole. Yeah.

No one will ever find that. If I just hide that there, no one's ever going to find that. I'm glad I drank copious amounts before I started this. How does it feel? It doesn't feel great. But it's not terrible. Did I tell you the nipple area we have decided...

We got to talk about this. So Eli, you got tattooed live on Twitch the other day by Wilson Diego, who, by the way, is a fantastic artist. We're going to put his link. I believe his Instagram is Carrion Blossom. Yep. Good, good, good. And he's only been tattooing for a year now? 15 months right now.

And Eli was crying hysterically the entire time. The faces you were making will live on in my head forever. Cause I was like, okay, I'm going to be, it would be like any of this. I don't know, man. Tattoos are very weird. Like I will do tattoos on my arms all day long. Sleeves fine. Good to go. I'll get irritated, but man, the chest and back are just wretched. Yeah.

They are not fun. Nope. It is a terrible feeling. I hate it. Just imagine having like a, you know, when you get like a bad pimple on your back and that should hurt so bad, but getting your fucking... Just did a little... Riding a dirt bike across your back. Yeah. Donut's reaction right there. You're like... There was that slight like, ah, that sucked a little. I can't wait. I already got the thumbnail for this episode. It's going to be a screen cap of all our faces when we're getting like... Like shirtless, just...

It's gonna be good this is gonna be fantastic Hey, but I mean Look at how good these are! This is like homie this we are friends now like permanent friends with these tattoos Why does it say cum? The paper does say cum. Is somebody getting the cum tattoo? Who wrote cum on it? Will please don't tattoo cum on me. Isaiah that's you're getting the cum tattoo right? Donut's new cameraman's here and

Well, he's getting the cum tattoo, I guess. This is his first day on the job, by the way. Oof. He's my nephew. He's mine and Chocolate's nephew. Great guy. His 19th birthday is next weekend. We're going to throw him a killer-ass birthday party. Oh, my God. You are a... Wait, next weekend? Or next week, right? What's the day? Oh, snap. What are we doing? What are you doing? What are we doing? Strippers? Strippers?

Okay, you're 19. We can get you a Maxim magazine. We can, like two more years. You can't smoke any cigarettes. Oh, that's right. You can't smoke anymore if you're under no. I forgot. Good for you. We just drop them off at a recruiting station. We're like, happy birthday. You're in the military. You're a Marine now. You're a Marine? Please stop forging signatures. Welcome to four years.

Don't worry about the time you're out you can smoke. Yeah, that's fucked up Like a good branch or a bad one, oh no, oh you're gonna get fucked up and your infantry Gotcha

Welcome to being an influencer, bro. That's so fucked up. The thumbnails, him crying in uniform, going off to basic training.

I'm trying to laugh too hard. I don't want to fuck this up. God. Eli, what was the worst part about your chest tattoo? The nipple, the sternum, the, how far down did yours go? Mine, mine cups the titty. Oh, so you didn't get down onto the diaphragm. No, I said no. That's why I wanted to. That was probably the worst part out of my entire chest so far. The diet that I've heard the stomach is wretched. And I'm, I'm the top of the stomach, your diaphragm, like below the titties that like the, the line work way down here on the top of my stomach.

Well, I can't breathe. You can no longer breathe. You can't breathe through it. There's just a man pushing on top of you and needles going in. And you, cause like for me, the easiest way to get through a tattoo, I just, I know. No, you don't.

Mike touched the collarbone. Oh, God. That was fucking wretched. Yeah. Dude, the collarbone was not like you felt it getting near it. Bro, when you were on that collarbone, I was like, oh, that's fun. That's a new just vibrating. Everything just starts shaking. It's hitting my soul right now. Don't laugh. Don't. Don't. He's in that middle of trying not to laugh.

I picture this as your face when you're trying not to cum. You're in that like uncomfortable, like, just a little bit longer. Two more pumps! Two more! He still does the mustache. Video games, am I right? Subscribe. What's your favorite, Donut, what is your favorite video game character's tattoo? Okay, wait, first, first, we can actually rewind. We can do this. We can do this.

The big one that we need to discuss first is the Spike Spiegel, Cowboy Bebop. Oh, Jesus Christ. I think we talked about this a few episodes back, maybe in the middle, like the 15, 10, 12, somewhere there. We talked about the live action. They're coming out with live action Cowboy Bebop. Because I was like, I don't know if he's going to be a good Spike. And then I said it. I'm like, she's not going to be a good Faye. I didn't realize the Faye until I seen him today. And I was like.

The guy playing Spike is Harold from Harold and Kumar. And he nailed it, though. It looks good. He looks real good. I will take that back. I need to see his mannerism. The suit, dude. That's what did it, man. It's perfect. So for anyone who doesn't know what's going on, there is a Cowboy Bebop live-action movie coming out. And they finally released some stills, some images of the characters in costume. And Faye Valentine doesn't... My penis didn't wiggle once.

That's all I'm gonna say. Faye Valentine in the anime. She put me through puberty. Right? She's so sexy. She's so sexy. And like, I'm not calling this girl ugly or anything, but it's not Faye Valentine. This is hard. Where was the latex? The

It's like for me, it's how Yennefer in the video games for Witcher. You see Yennefer and you're like, that's a badass bitch right there. I like this. Geralt's a hot fucking dude. And then when you see Geralt in the movie, you're like, what's his name? Henry Cavill. Henry Cavill. You're like...

That's a hot fucking dude. If I had to sleep with one man, that would be him. I'm fine with that. See, he's nodding. Because I was telling Zay that the other night. Zay's a big Henry Cavill fan. He's just nodding over there. Okay, but Henry Cavill or Henry Cavill in Geralt costume. There's a rib right there. And then you see Yennefer. Yennefer in the game is...

Spicy and then in the show who they picked I was just like mmm the reason I think they had a couple beers How many beers yeah, I'd still be none I'm talking about the the pre. Oh yeah before she was a watch Oh yeah with the humpback the hump really for me. It's a good coaster. You can put your white claw on it, right? Oh

Oh, you can grab onto that thing from behind. Do you think they picked her because she looked- Just Mario that bitch. I got your Koopa Troopa right here, bud. Just sucks him coming right to the top, yeah. Don't try this on me. Zay's having the time of his life over there.

So, guys, when I'm up, I need to just not talk. Just silence for 30 minutes while I sweat and cry. Oh, my God. So, but, yeah, and then Faye. Faye was a soft. She's a pretty woman. She's not Faye Valentine. She's not Faye Valentine. You know when, like, you have, like, those walk-ins on, like, a school stadium and you have, like, three people are, like.

That's probably the applause that she got, like, announcing that thing. Just like one or two claps. There was like three retweets with her hashtag. It's like, oh, no. And then another girl walks in. The crowd erupts. It's like, oh. I mean, you can even look up. I was looking up today, like, cowboy bebop cosplay and just click on Google Images. And it's like, that girl's better. That girl's better. That girl's better. Guys, if you want to go on a trip, just Google Faye Valentine cosplay. Yeah.

Not around your parents. Have you guys ever looked it up on the corn tubs? The corn tubs? I have not looked it up. I've never looked up Cowboy Bebop on the corn tub. Dude, there's some probably great acting first off. Corn tub.com is really good. It's one of my favorite websites. It's big in Iowa. Corn tub.com. Okay.

we're in that sound party right right have you seen the videos of people just playing that sound in like an airport or something and just looking around and seeing like well that's one of my favorite uh skits on i want to say it was the tiktok skit where it's like that one dude with the two girls is like what you uh what you do last night is the indie case like

While you were having premarital sex, I was figuring out the economic situation. I was studying the blade. Yeah, and the blah, blah, blah in Sturris' van. It's like, and figuring out how to recover from this. So have fun. Knowledge is power in kids' play, and it's the porn. It's the corn. The corn tub. The corn tub. The corn tub. Corn tubs. Bleep porn. Stop saying it. Well, now he knows. Porn. That one, two, three. There's three in there. You have to get all of them.

How's that feel right there? I fucking love it. Yeah, see? Thank you for bringing me into this situation today. Now we all have it there. Stop looking at me. This is him. I encouraged this, but it was not. I just wanted sleeves. I didn't want this. No, I know I'm going to love it when it's done. Dude, we're all bros, and then we all get infected. We died together. Oh, God.

Will loses all his career. He's like, no! When I said we were having a tattoo party at my house, I meant we were having a tattoo party at my house. Oh, you're done? That was quick. Bam! Okay. Well, now I'm hammered. How long was that? Will did this in... 20 minutes? Honestly, like 18 minutes. We're going to be able to knock out a whole podcast. Yeah, it's going to be easy. It's going to be good. What? What?

Let me see, let me see, let me see. Let's see it. Let's see it. Oh my God. Can you see it? Let me take a picture. Are you going to post them as we go or you want to post them all at once? I want to just show him so he can see. Oh yeah, he can't see it. Bro, oh my God. Oh, he's so dope. Dude. Oh, he's got the shading and everything. Oh, I'm so stoked for this. Will is talented. I tried to really get that mustache. Hell yeah. Yeah.

Guys, if you do not know, Will underscore XX. Thank you. Will XX. Will underscore XX. He is our tattoo artist that comes. He's moving to San Antonio. Yup. So he'll be looking for some clients.

But he is one of the fastest, most talented, him and his son, artists. He has such a light hand, too. He did the back of my head, which I thought was going to be a terrible tattoo. One of the easiest tattoos I've done. I'm going to say Will is. Batty, again, we'll reiterate. Batty just said he tattooed the back of my head. And then yesterday's text, he was like, but how will we record with the tattoo gun being so loud? I totally. Okay. I'm going to say this. He tattooed the back of my head. It's loud.

When your skull's getting vibrated by that shit. Really? Yeah. His tattoo machine's not loud at all. I didn't realize. I didn't think about it because I was getting my head tattooed. No, I didn't hear it at all the whole time. That was fucking awesome. It's like the best part of his rotary, right? Yeah. Yeah, dude. It is the quietest guns you will ever hear. Machine. You like machine? Machine. Yeah.

He tattooed a machine. Yeah, we get one of the dirt bike sounding ones that are like... Now he's going to patch a... Start over again. See, this is too easy. Well, he's patching them. We'll just continue this real quick. We'll finish up the Cowboy Bebop segment, then we'll move to the next segment. I'm still excited. Is it a movie or is it 12 episodes? Did they say what they're doing on that one? I have no idea. I think it's going to be a series. I think.

Cowboy. Beep. Bop. Live action. Who would your ideal fave be, though? Like, what actress do you think? Oh, that is a good question. Who did... Oh, Megan Fox back in the Terminator days would have been rad. Yeah. It's a series. It is a TV series. Okay. All right, hold on. Dude, Megan Fox would have been a good fave. Mm-hmm. Valentine. I'm trying to think who else has that, like, exotic...

And also giant tits. I know. Well, that you can buy. I mean, yeah, all right. He's got a point. Science. Because like 13 off of House. God, what? Olivia Wilde. Oh, Olivia. Oh. But she, okay. Face must be like really pale, I think. Right? Isn't Olivia Wilde pale? I don't think so. Is she? I thought she was tan. The neutron? I don't remember most of the new. She has that attitude, too.

Okay, okay, I see that. I see it. She just needs some bigger ass titties. What about what's her um? Oh my god. We're I was just watching a movie with What's this girl's name? Laurie? The girl with the attitude from the movie we were watching. Uh, Batty's next. Me? Yeah. Are you gonna you're gonna get yours, right? Yeah. Eli's laughing. Alright, we gotta do some quick mic games. Just right across the table is fine.

Eli, stay in the same spot. Okay. Yeah. What was this? I'm trying to think of this girl's name. She was in Spider-Man as well. The blonde chick? No, she looks like a ginger. Christian Death? No, no, no. Newer Spider-Man? Newer Spider-Man. She dies, I'm pretty sure, when she falls and snaps her back. I don't remember that Spider-Man. Yeah, it happened. Uncle Ben. Uncle Ben. Yeah. Gwen Stacy, I think, right? Sorry. Gwen Stacy Death. Wasn't she a blonde?

In the movie, I think she was. What was her fucking name? No. It's her. Who is that? Oh, what else is she from? She's in a couple of different movies. Yeah, she's in a couple of big movies. Wait, isn't she the person that plays... What's her name? No, what's her name from... You just made a good one that would have been... Who's the... Harley Quinn. Oh. Not her, but that's not who I'm talking about. Her with black hair. Mm-hmm.

purple black black she would have been a good one but hers I can't I feel like I want to say Sam or something Samantha or I'm bad with the name I am too yeah like that's the one thing I'm like you're talking about Margot Robbie yeah Margot Margot Robbie Margot Robbie uh what is this fucking chick's name The Amazing Spider-Man 2 she's in it

Do you want me to end these right now or just get this? Just leave it. I mean, these can all go. Our cameras don't. Oh, okay. Yeah, I mean, just have it all go. One continuous. Well, we'll just give a clap for it. Pineapple cut before this, but until we start again, we're just Googling stuff. I just need to know her name. Emma Stone. Yes, Emma Stone. She does a great sarcastic, and I think that's true. That's true.

She hits the gym for a couple months and then gets some big old titties. That's what I'm saying. Yeah. Oh, that's right. Will's not doing me. No, you get the sun. Let's go. His son has a light hand too. All right. Oh, God, that color around your nipple. I'm just looking at that. I'm just like. Yeah, that was not fun. I bet. Oh, you get this is going to be colored white. What's up? Yeah.

I like by the end of this, we're all going to be shirtless. I know. So we're going to finish it. Dude, I love it. Okay.

I have ideas. And then he brought him to life. That's what I was like. I seen this. That was the perfect frog. That's what I seen that frog. And I was like, Oh, this frog's fucking hilarious. And then from there, I was like this, this, and this. And then he, he kicked it back. I was like, Oh my God. It's so good. Yeah.

You're forever a hunter now. I'm going to play come tonight. We never solve the mystery of why it says come on our tattoo paper. We know it's you. I see you smiling. Make sure the pen works. Does this pen work? Come. Yeah, it's good.

That's your first way to ask a pen. It's not so random. Like, my pen test is poop. I write poop. Or you draw dicks. Yeah. That too. Yeah. Come poop or dicks. Come poop. Welcome to the podcast. We're adults. Come poop and dicks. Come poop and dicks. We're over 30. We are. Come poop. I need substances. Go, go, go, go, go, go, go. Men never grow up. Well.

My turn. That's so good. If you mix that with Zion's, it's so dangerous. I put blue ice in it. Oh, it's dangerous. By the way, guys, this is vodka that I made with Jolly Ranchers. But Batty put some blue ice in it. Is there any left in there? Yeah. Just dump it. Wait, that was just pure vodka, though. Yeah, it was just vodka. All of this was vodka. So you were like, I'll just mix a little...

It made a difference. It was a cup of vodka. I know. I had mine. Still solid vodka. 100% vodka. Still vodka. Is that still recording, that center one, buddy? Okay. Okay.

I mean, if you want to do it without your glasses, just wing it, bro. Close your eyes. Let's see what happens. Yeah, yeah. Let's see how I do with my own hands on them. Hold it in your mouth. Yeah, yeah. There we go. I think it was like during the live stream. Someone suggested that I just like take the machine on my head and just work with it.

Honestly, I just want to know how much you get done before you finish. I'm gonna have a bunch of fucking like SoundCloud rapper tattoos at this point. We're just getting random shit. It's like I got her gang tattoo. I got a tattoo of a cock randomly when I was in Key West. Now I got like this awesome frog hunter on me.

I gotta start my SoundCloud soon, Zay. I know he's so cool. I love him. I love his little frog pet. I know. It's like, it has to happen. I don't know what this frog is from, but I've seen it before. It's Google Image Search. There's just like a billion versions of this frog, and they're all fucking hilarious. It is frog art. That's what I googled for that one, and it was like halfway down. That's so awesome.

I can't even... No shading. Nice. Batty's just the wizard frog. I'm so happy with it. He's just holding his little arm. He's like, I'm ready. Ready for adventure.

Just all of them. Don't ignore everything. Just destroy me. Okay. The way we're working with them, I can't turn your ankle. Turn my arm. Yep. So put this part of your arm on the table. Yep. So basically...

*Humming*

It's in Jurassic Park. Riding. Riding. He's like, what's he into these days? He's been really into watching. Well, now that car, he really likes his Porsche. His Porsche? Yeah. Nice. So you bought your 12-year-old a Porsche? Yeah, that's his Porsche now.

So he's like, oh, this is my car. We need to make it white. I was like, or your black Porsche. He's like, let's make it white. Let's wait. Let's see if we can not change the color. Battery exhausted. Okay. I got used. There should be a pop-up. Perfect.

All righty, all righty. You got this. Yeah. Business as usual. Yeah, yeah. Just kind of need a little walkthrough to be a funky little setup we got for right now. The disaster that is the other tribe podcast. Very extravagant. All righty, sounds good. Okay, so I'm going to lower your arm a little bit. I'm just going to put this down so it's offline now.

I'm going to hate this. Yes, yes you are. Brace yourself here. You're a bitch. I'm going to say terrible things about you. I love you. I swear I don't mean it. Thankfully it's small. He has a light hand too.

In front of camera. Oh, it was perfect.

Beautiful. You are now officially part of this disaster. Welcome. Okay. Now we're set up. We're on part baddie. Part baddie. Part baddie. Baddie's parts. Now we have Diego, Will's offspring tattooing baddie. Yeah, just, yeah. You ready? Yes, indeed. Yeah. Yeah.

We'll just be asking Batty these great questions while he is getting tattooed. Same thing. Everyone's just having a few drinks in their system. There are no safe words to this. No safe words to this. Yep. Yep. Let's see that first reaction. That's not bad at all. It's not in your chest or nipples. No, it's... So compared to the chest and the nipple, this is kind of like... It's a walk in the park. To be honest, Diego...

like you right now we could be friends you know like we could i could see this friendship just going on it just hits a nerve and he's like you diego you don't fridge anymore don't worry there is video proof that i said we could be friends 100 yeah i mean compared to the nipple area mike you son of a

Mike's the guy who did my nipple area. Mike is light-handed, to say the least. He's not. He's not at all. Mike, you dirt bike driving son of a bitch. Yeah. His beautiful artist, though. Beautiful. Very vibrant. Okay, so the next topic, PAX, and we'll be there. Yeah, we're all going to be at PAX. Yeah. Hopefully this video comes out before PAX. It has to. Hopefully I can get a hotel room.

Did you call? No. Don't call the hotel. Did you guys go through the packs? They have a house thing on their website. Don't go through that. Just call the hotel itself because for whatever reason, myself and Cleen both had issues booking through third-party sites. So I just straight up called the hotel. I'm sleeping on your floor then. I had no... Mine was... I did a third-party site and I was like, oh, boom. I was like, sweet. Did it. I was like, okay, it'll be charged when I get there and then...

I thought it was one of those. No, they charge right out the door. I was like, man, whatever. I was like, you know what? It's done. I'm happy. I'm going to be at PAX. PAX is, this is literally my favorite. PAX Prime is my. PAX West, PAX Prime, Seattle. We're all going to be. So yeah, Seattle from September 3rd. It starts through the 6th.

We're going to be there the second through the sixth, though. My birthday is the third. Yeah, I know. I know. We're going to be there for Donut's birthday. We're all going to kiss again. Yeah, first day of PAX. My birthday. Dude. I'm so excited. And we get all the foods. Because that's like... So these guys have not lived in Seattle. I lived there for...

I mean, that's – I've said it before. PAX is how I got into – I did video before, but PAX is what got me to work with RocketJump, all that stuff, because of PAX, because that's where I met Freddie. That's how I got into the position I am. But the foods out there – Donuts are foodie. Oh, yeah. Batty's a foodie. You can tell by my weight. Yes. Well, I don't know if you're a foodie. You eat a lot of just junk. Trash. I eat a lot of trash. I like the trash kind of food. Oh, no.

He's a connoisseur of Taco Bell. The blizzard meal that Batty had. Batty's like, I'm going to the store to get food at HEB. When we had the Texas blizzard, and I showed up to his house with a whole roast and potatoes, and I cooked a roast for him. I'm like, Batty, what'd you get? He's got a grocery bag full.

gummy worms and fucking Skittles and shit. I'm like, really? We don't have power for three days? This is what you buy? This man. It was all candy and bullshit, yeah. Think if an apocalypse happened and you sent your four-year-old with money. You won't make fun of me, but motherfuckers, when you're like, man, I miss candy, you'll be like, where's Batty? No, I'd fuck her. He's got a Twinkie truck ready to go. Batty's like, I miss food. Actual sustenance.

No, I'm trying to lose weight again. If I'm like, John, we're going to die if you don't get food. And he goes out and he brings back what bad he got for the blizzard.

Yeah, John would be like, Dad, I got us a whole bunch of Chick-fil-A. You spent eight grand on Chick-fil-A? Yeah. It's all the sauce, though. He just bought extra sauce. This has no shelf life, John. It gets key lime pies. It's just gone in a day. Macaroni and cheese and fucking pie. It'll be fine. No, John, no. We're going to die. We're going to die. Ryden would be very specific, too.

Eggos. Waffles. Oh, fuck yeah, dude. I feel like me and Ryan would get along. Licorice. So no one's going to touch that other than him. So he's smart when it comes to... I don't like black licorice. That black... Oh, he's broken. I know. Return him. Can you return him? What's the... Don't...

Batty's calling an autistic child broken. Way to go, Batty. Now it's the tattoo. I was in pain. He likes black licorice. Not wrong. Ryden loves black licorice. I'm like, bro. Which is nice because I don't touch that stuff.

That was a spot. That was a fun little spot. Roger? Yeah. You get a little rib area. I feel that one. That was good. Best quote. That was a rib. You knew exactly what it was. I was like, oh, rib. Okay. Okay. I feel all of this. The worst part is the arm. Holding the arm up.

Yeah, just that noise. You're just sitting there like that. I'm just sitting on my elbow. Guys, what do we do? Okay, so Pax, we got to drive the fast go karts. Okay. We got to do a big meetup one night. We got to do – we're going to just be like we're going to this restaurant, this bar. We got to say bar. Oh, that poor bar. I know. That's what – I do it every time we go to a big event and we just blow out the bar.

So we're going to pick a place, follow all of our Instagrams, our Twitters, whatever. We'll be posting where it's going to happen because it has to. I'm doing this. It's my favorite part about PAX. Getting to meet all the fucking idiots. I know you guys are kind of more introverted, but...

I live off of... I love meeting people. I'm a ginger. I literally steal people's souls for energy, okay? That's true. I need this. It's like, oh, dude, we haven't even done a podcast since we did the Demolition Ranch video. That was... You could tell the difference between... Like, Donut and I would be in the background like...

And Batty's like, woo! Okay, let's go! I love that shit. This man loves talking to people. So for everybody, I mean, probably anybody who watches us has seen Demo Ranch. There's a newer video where we all went and we worked at Montekima Firearms. We worked behind the counter at a gun store. And we helped sell guns. Where people just lined up just to yell at us. And we yelled at them. Until like 4 p.m.

I was there straight up until 6. Yeah, it started at 10. Oh, we were there until at like... No, you guys left at 5, 4.30-ish. Yeah, it started at 10 a.m. We got there at 10 a.m. We sold guns all day. And the line was around the block. Dude, it was nonstop. The line didn't go away until around 3 o'clock in the morning.

Yeah, because Demolition Ranch... And even then, it was still aligned, but it was inside, like, through the coffee store versus just all the way around the corner. Because Demolition Ranch announced it on his main channel. 10 million fucking subscribers, by the way. And there were so many people there, dude. They drove from out of state. There was a dude there from, like, Kentucky. Yeah, like, 10 plus hours, which... Yo, fuck yeah. That was cool as shit. Like, I missed that. That was, like, my little mini convention. I love conventions so much. Yeah.

I can't wait for more. In the meantime, I'm like, Eli, let's go do a shot in the back. There's so many people. I don't know what to do. I'm so awkward. I remember because I was supposed to stream that and I was like, not streaming tonight. I want to go home and turn my... I didn't even stream that night.

No, I definitely didn't. Yeah. I should stream. My brain was fried, but it was good turnout. That was awesome, man. PAX is going to be equally fun because we got the food because we're doing the Michelin star. We're doing, what is it called? Dim Tai Fung. What does that mean? Dim Tai Fung is a Chinese dumpling restaurant. There's only four. There's three in the United States, four or five worldwide.

Do you know what Michelin star is? Nope. Explain a Michelin star. It just means it's a really good restaurant. Huh? What? Oh, Ryden, what do you want? Ryden, where are you going, buddy? Hey, go sit down. Go sit down. We're almost done. Go sit down, buddy. He's like, I'm out. My son just got up. He's like, yeah, we leaving, Dad. Ryden, go sit on the couch, buddy. One. We're going to get a present later if you sit down. Go sit down. Eli talks to me the same way.

Batty, Batty, we'll get you a present. Batty. There we go. Plug it in, buddy. Put your headphones on. Thank you, Ryden. It's at what? Well, plug it in. Does he have the plug there? Okay, okay. Is it not plugged in, Ryden? Is he hitting a rib, Batty? Yeah. Yeah? That's a rib. Yeah.

But so Michelin star is a really nice restaurant. Yeah. I mean, like it's a life time accomplishment to get a Michelin star at your restaurant. I didn't know that it started off with, I think, and don't quote me on this. It's going to be a bunch of people in the comments. It started off with like Michelin tires. They provided guides to where like the best restaurants were in the country. And so if you've got the Michelin star,

then that's where people were like, oh shit, we got trouble there. Okay, okay, okay. It's usually really pricey because Gordon Ramsay has two Michelin stars or three? He's got, yeah, three. Damn, Diego. Okay, okay, okay. Mind of culture slipping. This is the end. Goodbye. But this is a Michelin star restaurant which means higher end. Yeah. Each plate, it's family. Will I be able to go in? Gingers? Dude, it's $10 a plate.

What? No, you're good. Yeah, yeah. I was just flipping. It's $10 a plate. And it is some of the best food you will ever have. The dumplings are like... And their drinks. Oh, my God. Dude, I'm so excited to take you guys here because you're going to see why I eat it. I'll eat it all day long. Oh, yeah. I'm going to vlog the shit out of that whole thing. Then we got tamarind tree, which is a... We're making progress. The tattoo is looking good.

You just call me fat? Loose? Am I loose? I mean... Zay's gonna get his first tattoo. That's cool. Let's go. This is the most I've worked out and lifted my arm up. I'm proud of you.

Getting a little sweaty over there, buddy. Oh, absolutely. Dude, you are sweating. I sweat a ton when I get tattoos. Oh, okay. That's just normal. Didn't bleed a single time on my chest. Really? My chest actually? No, my chest. My titty bled like a motherfucker. I remember. Oh, yeah. You were there. That's right. You were there holding my hand as I was crying.

I'd watch where the needle was going and I'd walk up and gently grab Batty's hand because it's like, oh, this is going to suck soon. Hold. When he says suck soon, he meant the entire time it sucked. There was not a good part to the chest. Those bold lines. I always forget how bold his lines are until I look. Yeah. And you're like, oh. Looking at my chest, like the line, that's not like a few passes. That's one solid line.

You have like a hundred passes on each little area. Dude, the wings, I thought I was going to pass out when he was going through each one. Doing the lines for the wings. I was like, this is the end of my life. This is it. You want to quit. I never wanted to quit. I did. I was like, man, Mike, I'm almost going to. It was actually the color that the lines wasn't. Okay. I bitched about the lines. The color is wretched. Dude, I was, that was the only time I've ever been close to tapping out for a tattoo.

I was like, man, I'm not doing so good. Cause you're just sit there and you were like contemplating your life. You're just like, like, this is it. This is, this is the end of where I die. This is my, this is, yeah, this is where I die. It was fucking brutal.

Like I will do the inside of my elbow, the elbow bone in under my arm every day of the week before I get my chest worked on again. But unfortunately I have like 20 hours left on my chest. You got a little bit left there, buddy. You have at least two more 20 hours. Cause I know I have two, I have two full sessions left on my back and it's the lower back and it's a lot of white. So much weight.

And if you do not know, white is the worst color in the fucking world. So in the comments below, what is your worst, most uncomfortable tattoo? Tell us the tattoo. Do tell. And where you got it. When it was like, what made you, like, you saw Jesus in that moment. His hand reached out and then he flipped you off laughing. What tattoo did that for you? I'm trying to see if it's, where is it? Oh, this is the cover up. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. And then the eight ball, is that old or new? The eight ball's real old.

okay and you were gonna try that's hard to cover up though no i didn't want to cover okay yeah i have an eight ball yeah i was so confused i was looking at this planet okay yeah this makes sense what was it before a planet an eight ball to represent heroin uh crazy eight i had a nickname my old old school gamer tag was always crazy eight my icon was always an eight ball i was in high school i didn't realize what an eight ball was yeah when i joined the army everyone's like

Do you do heroin? He's like, uh, sir? Slinging coke? Like, what's... Sir? Now I just picture teenage baddies. My name's Crazy 8. Dude, that was always my game tag. Just flexing. I was 18. I got the tribal and the 8 ball done. 18.

And thankfully, he never regretted that. Not at all. So, okay, fuck you. I don't give a shit. I was the only kid in high school that had like a big tattoo. I think maybe one other kid had a small one, but I was the only guy. It got me laid. Worth it. Don't give a fuck. I don't regret it. Not at all.

Not at all? Not even a little bit? I don't give a fuck. No, it got you laid. Yeah. Okay, there we go. Absolutely. I was like, it got you laid? Not at all. You just said no. I was so confused with this. I was like, okay, Bat, let's rewind a second. Dude, I loved it. I wore tank tops every fucking day. I looked like a tool, and I don't give a shit. I had a mohawk and a big old tribal tattoo on my arm, and I loved every second of it. All the girls were like, he must do missionary.

Look at that tribal. He's so hard. They call him Crazy 8. Sounds like something from Fast and Furious, dude. Or Superbad. First time I had that gamer tag. Need for Speed Most Wanted on Xbox 360. Crazy 8 put an 8 ball in all my cars.

Not even joking. I don't know how any of us got laid ever in our lives when I look back at these times. It's honestly a mystery. I'm not sure how we do it. We got Crazy 8. We got Gen X. I forgot yours was Gen X. That's right. X is going to give it to you. Eli's old gamer tag was Gen X. I remember the first time I saw that.

What was your old... I didn't realize it was racist as shit. Oh, God. Oh, no. So... He leaned in. My black nephew over here is judging me so hard right now. He leaned in. I know. He's like... Oh, yeah. My first day at work. It's weird. Another author was just added to the book.

My gamertag. Okay, okay. Let me start with the story on why this is my gamertag. I grew up in, like, heavy skate culture. I was a little punk-ass skateboarder. What, you? And there was this, all right, there was this dude. His name was Mike. I remember him. He was, like, the best skater at the park, but he called everyone straw balls. And so I was like. Oh, no!

My original World of Warcraft character, I didn't know what that meant, and I called my original World of Warcraft character Straw Boss, and I didn't know that was kind of a slavery thing. Is it? Don't look at him while he's 19! Look at that dude! I've never heard, I didn't know, I would have thought the same thing. I was like, oh, that's a cool ass. Yeah, yeah, but I looked it up after I'd had that gamer tag for like 10 years, and was like, oh, wow, I think that's a racist thing.

So, yeah, I was Straw Boss when I was younger. All my gamer tags were Straw Boss. Shout out to anyone that played with me on Bloodscalp server horde. Yeah.

They thought you were just a racist kid. Yeah, right? They're like, man, that hunter's a racist piece of shit, but he's so good at his job. I was a priest back then. Oh, that was great. Yeah. You were a priest? Yeah, I was a warlord. Like, I was high in the PvP ranks on Bloodscout as a priest. Dude, this was when, like, the level cap was 60. It was vanilla. Oh, yeah. I would go out and wreck five, six, seven people at a time with my priest. It was pretty rad. My straw boss. At least he wasn't a wizard.

A wizard did it! A grand wizard. And you didn't know? Every episode of this podcast, we try harder to get cancelled. I swear to fucking god. We had grapes last time. Speaking of wizard, how are you holding up right here? I'm great. Oh, nice. I'm telling you, dude, once you get your nipples done, like...

It's a life-changing experience. Once you get tattooed by Mike. Maybe that's why. How is it Mike on the arm, though, you know? Oh, I don't know. We'll have to talk to somebody like Victoria or something. I don't know, man. Just getting tattooed on the chest, you can't breathe. Like, you can't think. Yeah, even Diego's a light hand, as you can tell. And it still sucked dick. Like, I was like, oh, my God. Oh, my God. I can vouch for that, man.

Oh, man. Yeah, no thanks. I was thinking about getting a chest piece for my next one, too. Nope, don't do it. Mm-mm. Do not do it, sir. But then onto my throat a little bit. I still got to get my throat done, too, so. Adam's apple. I'm still debating the throat or not. I'm like, oh. Because right now, this is going to, like, how it's, like, because it's a perfect form of your titty. And I wanted it that because I wanted it to follow, like, the muscle lines that come to her. Yeah. Right here, and it's going to connect everything. Gangster. And then I'm like, but what is it?

It went up. What if it was cool all the way up to my neck? I mean, that's what I want, yeah. I want fucking the hand and eye of Vecna. Like D&D lich lore type god shit. Like on my throat and neck. I want it so bad.

I don't want mine to do it. I need it. Oh, no. Speaking of, well, mine was going to be like, speaking of Cowboy Bebop, I was going to get Spike's ship, like the wings right here, and then the point of his ship going up right here. Hell, yes. Ow. I'm just thinking of that. That, yeah. I wonder how they had to pull this. Oh, Diego, what do you do for an Adam's apple, man? For an Adam's apple? Yeah. Yeah.

Well ask that will be during my session what spikes

Spike ship? The swordfish 2? The red one, right? Yeah. It's fucking awesome. But it's going to be black and super detailed. So the tail is going to be right here and then the wings and then just the point of it. A little gangster. Yeah. The bubbly one, right? Yeah, the bubble with the two guns. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I was not that one for you.

Dude, all the... I love Cowboy Bebop for... That first episode with the red-eyed drug hits so... I just want to watch Cowboy Bebop. No, fuck. So incredible. I watched the intro to the movie a couple weeks ago just to watch the intro of the movie. I was like, oh, this is so good. The movies... You've watched, like... Oh, yeah. Yeah. I love the movie. The movies... All of them are just so good. Maybe I'll just watch the movie instead of trying to re-watch all of it again. Dude, Spike almost dies, like, three times in it. Bro, like, he gets...

That guy grabs him. Yeah, he shoots him at first. And then that chest thing, and he just, like, twists his chest. And then he falls out the train. Yeah. Oh, I'm thinking of the first episode where the guy grabs his throat from behind and just, like, leaves him in the parking lot. Oh, yeah, that's the red eye because he takes that drug. He comes up behind him and he's just like, ah. But then he beats the shit out of him later on. Dude, my favorite episode of Cowboy Bebop. Well, the mushroom episode is hilarious. Yeah. But the...

Pierre, the French. Oh, the guy that floats around? He looks like the penguin almost. Yes. And he's a terrified cat. Invincible. Yeah. He's invincible, but he's terrified of cats. One of my favorite episodes. Yes, I remember that now. I was trying to think who you were talking about. He beats everyone's foot. That dude is a psychic. Yeah, he's just kicking Spike in the air and Spike's just flying all over the place.

Yeah, that's a good one too. I mean, this isn't spoilers at this point. It's almost 30 years old. Yeah, he ends up getting smoked by the amusement park. And the animatronics just like... Dude, that's such a good episode. That, and of course anything with like Halfway Point with Vicious and Spike's first fight when it plays that song. Yeah. I'm like...

I feel like anytime Vicious is involved, I feel like that's where the show takes a very – I feel like that's where it kind of takes a bit of a noir feel. Yep. Oh, yeah. It gets dark. Yeah, it's like a police noir. Yeah, yeah, very much so. You know they modeled Spike after fucking – who was it? Goddamn martial artist. Bruce Lee. Bruce Lee. Really? He does Jeet Kune Do. I didn't know that. That's like his primary fighting style. Yeah, he's Jeet Kune Do. I'm watching Cowboy Bebop tonight. It's happening. Yeah, yeah. Good call.

The only fight he's ever lost was against Ed's dad. Oh, he fucked him up. Yeah, Ed's dad beat the fuck out of Spike. Do you remember that? You remember Ed, right? I know Ed, yes. Yeah, the dad. He's the one that gets Spike to eat the eggs because the dad walks around with that, like,

eggs, remember? The soft-boiled eggs? I remember that part. I don't remember the fight, though. He just beats the fuck out of us. He pulls up in his ship and it's on some planet where he's... I don't remember what he's doing, but Spike goes up and starts trying to attack him and he's just like...

Just blocking everything. Just beats the piss out of him. Spike does not land a shot on him. He just gets his ass beat by his dad. Dude, I'm so excited to watch this movie. And then his dad's like, eat these eggs. It'll make you stronger. Are we done? Yeah. Oh, we're done. Clean me up. Okay, we got tattoo number two done. Batty, how did that feel? Not that bad, honestly. Compared to nipples. Yeah, I mean, but again, that is... Awesome, awesome.

Yeah, nipples changed my life. That's all I'm going to say. Nipples changed my life. Hold on, I got to put that in my notes. Nipples changed my life. Eli, you're next, bud. I know. I can't wait. Yeah, because he's going to do this one and then off of thing, off of camera, we're doing this. We're getting the Minecraft hoe really quick on my side or whatever. Oh, yeah? Are you doing the side hoe? Yeah. Nice. Because you're Matt's side hoe.

huh that's what you're getting right you're marking yourself yeah for matt or matt like you're his side oh matt side hoe yeah what is it gonna be it's a minecraft hoe here oh my community is called the side hose so gotcha we're just getting a little hoe on the side side hoe as we're clever how's it look betty i want a photo when it's yeah oh yeah absolutely

Yeah, deep throat. You know what chocolate calls it? What? That guac guac. Oh, yeah, yeah, the guac guac. Yeah, absolutely. Guac guac 3000, 9000. What is that shit from that fucking girl podcast? It's called like Call Me Daddy. Yeah, I'd never heard of that. I'd never heard of it until I was on Tinder. And every girl had that in their profile was Call Me Daddy. And I was like, what the fuck is that? And they're like, if you don't know, you're not worth my time. I do. Really? Yeah, straight up. What's up? Oh, shit.

Oh, here, let me get a picture real quick. Matty, turn towards me. Yeah. Sir? Oh, that's dope. Dude, good job, Diego. That's awesome. Thanks. Yeah, this was a lot of fun. God, these are... So, like, a nice little... Oh, Diego! Look at this dumb little frog! Look at that reaction right there! I like his wand. He's just holding a little fucking... Oh, yeah. I just love there's three of these now. There's three now. If you want to join the...

The frog collection. Go get your frog tattoos on your side and send them our way. Because God bless, we know what's going to happen. This is going to be the greatest adventuring party ever because people are just going to keep adding to it. Oh my God. And we can start that with pictures and then branch it off into trees. Yep. That'd be really funny. Just post your original on there so they can just copy and paste. Absolutely. Oh yeah. Guys. You can probably even make a whole Instagram account out of this. You guys know about Sucky Panther? Yeah.

Yeah, there you guys go. This could be your guys' Sucky Panther. We just started Instagram with our frogs. Let's do it. And we have the frog you can build off of, and we have our tattoo site. What are his name? Adventure Frogs. Adventure Frogs. Adventure Frogs. Something like that. It would be sick. Frog Adventures. Adventuring Frogs. Oh, this is so good. And then fucking the chat's going to be like, those are toads, you dickheads. Fuck you. Frogs.

Yes! Nailed it! Nailed it! Nailed it! Nailed it! It's the most white claws we've ever drank in an episode. Nailed it! We should do like two apiece. Like, you know. We only do two white claws. Guys, don't drink when you get tattooed. Yeah, wouldn't that be a big no-no? Yeah, why is tattooing and drinking a big no-no? Don't you bleed more? Yeah.

If they overdo it, they definitely bleed a lot. But if you get fucked up the day before, it's actually worse than getting... Oh, I know. Dude, do you remember when we went to Mike's? Yeah. We're just going to have a couple at the bar. Well, I was a nice friend. You remember? No, I don't. This dump... Remember, I went first. I drank only because I thought mine was pushed the next day. Oh, that's right. They swapped. Why did Mike swap? Oh, because he didn't finish drawing mine. He was like, hey, do you mind if I do yours? And I was already like...

I was like, for reals, this is mine? I'll go. Whatever, buddy. I was like, fuck you. He didn't finish drawing mine. That's right. He did mine after he tattooed Eli. He finished my art out. So me and Eli were at the hotel bar and I was trying to keep it easy. And Eli was going hard because he had to get tattooed the next day. Or in two days. And then we just got too drunk.

And then Eli got tattooed. I bled. And then every time, though, I bleed so much. Yeah, you're a bleeder. Only on my back. Oh, your arms didn't bleed at all? Will, do I bleed at all? Oh, okay. Chest and everything. Stop moving. If you guys didn't hear it, Will said it's worse if you drink the day before the tattoo. Yeah. So, note to self. For some reason, I always end up drinking the day before a tattoo. Especially when we're in Florida at a bar.

sorry mike okay this is my first side tattoo so super stoked for this one it's not bad at all man dude oh my god we're so cute i cannot wait i i'm this is what i'm excited about i love this the cum i'm excited about no the little photo of all three of the frogs i just want to i just want to we have to save this this goes into unsubscribe we gotta we gotta put it i'm gonna frame it yeah absolutely gonna frame it

The cum. We're going to frame the cum. We're going to frame cum. I just got a really bad picture in my head. No. It's like a fucking... It's like a one when you look under a microphone. A sample. Yeah, it's like one Dexter when a drop of blood, but it's just a fucking... Jizz. A shot of cum. Just... An 8x11 frame of cum. Smeared. It's the cum to time ratio. Why does...

Every episode. This is my 12 by 12 glass. I got you. I'll support you. Man, there's sperm. I just want these three frogs next to each other because they look so good, man. We're the three best friends that anyone's ever had. Bro, they look so good. They do. They're so dumb. I can live with this. This is... Yeah, it's not bad. It's not bad at all.

This is definitely better than nipples. Slightly irritating, but way better than nipple territory. That's a rib. There it is. It's like, this isn't bad. That's a rib. 100% a rib right there. Can feel the rib. Fantastic. Love the feeling. At least Ryan's now settled into. He's not trying to play in the road anymore. No.

Dude, Homeboy just leaves when he's done with something. He just got up and I saw him walking towards the room. I'm like, should I? Eli's in the bathroom. I'm just gonna... And I just walked up and I'm like, hey man, what's going on? He's like, I gotta go. I'm like, oh. Yeah, that's what he does. So I just, I followed him and he's like, he's just kind of standing in the room. I'm like, maybe you could want to go play in the backyard? Nope. He just kind of started to sit in the room. I'm like, nah, let's go back inside. Let's go back inside, buddy. This feels way better than the tattoo on my chest.

Moral of the story, guys, for everybody listening, watching, chest tattoos are not fun. I don't care how good you think it looks. It hurts. What? When are we getting like, no, this is pretty. I mean, we already, this is the standard now. We're getting this. We got to get, who else needs one? We have to get Matt to get one.

Does Mac have a dumb frog? Does he have room? Yeah, Mac has room. I don't remember. What would he be? I'm usually staring at his dick and not his ribs. Maybe like a frog with an AR or something. Frog came from the future. A little plate carrier. A little plate carrier. He's got a little frog plate carrier on. Oh, I love that. And then Demo. There's no way he's going to get a tattoo. Demo doesn't have a tattoo yet, by the way. Will's supposed to do his tattoo.

What is he going to get? I won't say it on the... I know what it is. But we're going to wait. I'll tell you guys off this. How's it going, Will? Come on, fucking EY. That's what she said. What? I mean, Will. Slide your butt toward me a little bit. Yeah, just a little more. Is it in yet? Crap, your ankle is... Oh, man. Jesus Christ.

I like to watch. Look and bite your lip. Oh, yeah. This is a lot more difficult to come up with topics to talk about. Why? Because you're getting tattooed right now? Suddenly? Yeah. You guys lead it. Donut, what is the next topic point? You guys talked to Meat Canyon lately? He came out with a new episode last time. I haven't watched it. He did Impractical Jokers, right? It goes hard. I haven't seen it. To say the least.

It goes hard. He came out with it yesterday. Oh, no. Meat Canyon's new video. I haven't seen it, but it seems legit. It's good? I was like, holy shit. I'm not going to say anything because it'll ruin it, but it's definitely Meat Canyon being Meat Canyon at the end of the day. Oh, yeah. Yeah, and I was like, okay. He put a big horror element into it.

because he's been he's been wanting i i i think i saw a tweet by him one time he wants to do horror stuff more than oh are you good eli what's happening there is that a rib yeah it's a rib with lines a rib with lines yeah he's like here's the sensitive spot we're gonna go back and forth on it well can you add a dick to his eli you got a lot of lines because you got this like the sash and the stuff going over the neck right there why not buddy oh yeah i don't know i got i don't know i think

I think they're all fairly equal, to be honest. Yeah, because you have a hat. Yeah, you got a hat. I got a hat and a beard. Eli's got the sword and the sashes, because mine are partially covered up. Dude, I love my little pet, though. You got the... That's why I was like, Hunter needs a pet. It has to have a frog pet. A hunter always has a pet. That's like... Rangers in D&D. This is...

I love Donut was like, this is a random question. I played a hunter. Yeah, I thought Eli was wanting to get into World of Warcraft because they sent me a text the other night. 2 a.m. Oh, no, the text was at like 4 or 5, right? Yeah, it was earlier. They're like, what's your favorite character to play in World of Warcraft? I'm like, hunter. Fuck yeah, dude. And I explained some hunter dynamics, why they're so good. I didn't know they meant they're going to make a little froggy character, but I'm glad they did. He has a little bow and his little pet.

I would be scared to send that cute little thing into combat though. Look how cute it's so... How you doing Eli? Dude, you know, it's great. Just focusing on my beautiful son sitting on your couch, shaking his head no. He had a question. He was too embarrassed to ask it. And he's like, you know what? I'm going to sit back down. I'm good. He's right in the sun. He's staring into the sun. He's like, man, this son sucks dick.

What's Ryden's games these days? Ryden, what games are you playing? Roblox? He was playing one where he was definitely mixing stuff into a stew. Into a stew? Yeah, it was like a cooking one. Cooking Mama? Maybe. I don't know. I'm not letting him around fire yet.

Has he stolen thousands of dollars from you on Roblox yet? Not yet. Not yet? But he would. He would. Man, he would. Because he does not care about how much stuff costs. All right, Party Pineapple, I need you to zoom in right here. All around me are familiar faces. Dude, it's so hard not to laugh. Yeah, this is actually, it's not bad, but it's not fun.

It's definitely, I would not want to get colored. Will's like, yeah. I see him. I can feel it. It's in the ribs. I cannot stress this enough. It's in those bones. Everyone, if you're listening to this anywhere, you're going to want to come and watch this episode. Not only because we're all shirtless, but because Eli makes wonderful faces when he gets tattooed. I'm just, my flip flops are just tapping the bottom. I'm just like, tap, tap, tap.

Well, then my feet can't touch. His legs are too short. I'm glad you said it. It's just the sound effects. That's me. That's me over here. Put it down. Dude, do you think there are people that jerk off when they get tattoos? Will's like, I've only seen it twice, but... This is the only way I can come. What the fuck?

This is the only way I can come. How much for a little butterfly? I don't know, like 50 bucks? Sweet. How much to masturbate while you do it? That's going to be a lot more. It's like, you know, suddenly I don't feel so good anymore. Another white claw. Will's like, why did I agree to this? Some dude was like, if you can do this little butterfly and I get to masturbate, I'll give you five grand.

Ooh, five random? That's his I don't know. So we're at that I don't know phase. So we're getting close to your line of like, I might do it. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. It really depends on my mood. What if it was one of your friends? That's weird. That's way more weird. I'd rather random. Yeah, I don't have to interact with these guys. I never want to see you again. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Story, not a weekend hangout.

Not something you're talking about at the barbecue every other day. Yeah. It's like, it's like, you're looking into Logan's eyes and you're like, I can't anymore. That's the only thing that's literally what would you picture? Like,

Like afterwards he comes up to you at the bar and he like goes to shake your hand. You're just like, no. You're just thinking of his toes curling. His little butterfly. His little masturbation. His vinegar strokes. Yeah. Vinegar stroke butterfly. It's my new metal album right there. Is that the name of this episode? Vinegar stroke butterfly. Vinegar stroke butterfly.

It's a really good episode. I think that's the name of the episode. It has nothing to do with tattoos. Nothing. We're shirtless and tattooed. We could call it the shirtless tattoo episode, but no. Vinegar stroke butterflies. I like it better than shirtless man play. Oh, no. I mean, that's on our other channel. Two dudes peg three guys. Or two dudes penetrate three men. I mean...

How is that on discoverability for YouTube? - You tell us algorithm man.

I don't know if that's going to work on the algorithm. So vinegar, vinegar, syrup, butterflies. I don't know that one video did really well where the dudes, the gay dudes tested out real dick versus dildo. Do you see that? No, it's still up on YouTube. They demonetize my videos, but wait, what? Okay. Go on in this video. They, okay. So there's like a dude and there's, you see his front, like his face and he's leaning over and there's a curtain behind him. And his boyfriend is testing out dick versus dildo.

A dildo. And that's still up on YouTube. But my shit gets fucked sometimes. Not in that way. Not in that way. Donut shit gets fucked, guys. There you have it. Don't repeat that. Is it a dildo or a dick? Yeah. So his boyfriend is behind him. Okay, but no. Which is better? I haven't watched it. But you said your shit gets fucked.

So which feels better? YouTube's dick or the dildo? No. YouTube's dick is big and it's really brutal. It's not very nice. Oh, it's that backside that definitely is the not fun part of the ribs. I'd rather it be this way's fun. That way towards my back is like you're not having fun anymore. What about father and son penetrate the ribs?

Oh my god! Oh god. No! I don't know if the mics picked that up. I need a tattoo stepdad. Will just had the best episode name, and that is Father and Son Penetrate Three Dudes. What is this? When people click on it, they're like...

Diego's like, "What the fuck?" You know somebody's gonna be scrubbing though. He's like, "Where is it? Where is it?" We're just going through, just like, "That's weird." They don't see any... Is this the only- This is the worst climax ever. Oh no, it begins again. How's this feeling in comparison to the chest? Um, it depends in comparison to the chest.

Eli's trying to run away from Will here. He's slowly moving away. I'm like, you know what? This can suck, kind of. Yeah? You're saying something. Is it just people have different parts where they're sensitive to? Yeah, definitely. There are some general umbrella parts. Were there some general parts that were infamous for how much they suck? Look at his face. I can't.

What are we doing? Rhythan, get your butt over here. Sit down. One, two. Sit down on the couch, buddy. Yeah, caption this.

Caption this. That is, that is, oh, there's another good, that's a, that right there was a typical Eli face. The mouth open scream, the silent scream.

You know, there's like just thoughts where it's like, I'm like, good. It's like what I always say. It's like an interrogation where I'm not giving away the information. We did this during stream. Yep. Cause like right now I'm like, you can't make me talk. Yeah. A hundred percent. Fine. Hit a, hit a hard line. I don't see you. I talk good. I'm like, you can't fucking break me.

You think this is fucking child's play right now. Still child's play. As long as the torture artist is staying in that area, good to go. They're not getting my friend's information at all. They're going, Batty lives. Batty is literally. There's a good line. He's in San Antonio. I know.

Wait, what? Yeah, but Donna goes there too on Mondays. They go to eggs, at least a couple days a week. Oh, that's the spot right there, dude. We finally hit it. I start sweating. It's like running down my armpits now, the sweat. You can find my son here. Just take him. It's fine. I don't need him anymore. Batty called him broken.

I love this so much. This is like when we were watching him on Twitch in person and it's so much better, dude. It's so terrible. My arms, I don't care. It's like certain spots. I just never get my ribs done. Oh, you will.

I mean, after this, I'll get my ribs done. Why? Oh, yeah, yours didn't really feel it. Why is your frog so small? Will, why are you taking eight hours? How long is the podcast? It's been four minutes. Are we at the four-hour mark yet? It's been four...

My frog's bigger than everyone's! What the fuck?! I'm sweating right now. See, I just sweat a lot and then like on my forehead. I feel like I'm you after walking up like two flats of steps. I mean, that was rude but you're not wrong. I mean, you're not wrong. It was hurtful. I've lost a lot of weight. Oh no. My boobies look good. Oh man. We're at least at nine hours on this. Nine hours. Yep. Definitely hasn't just been ten minutes.

Hurry, it begins again. I thought it was over. Oh, God. That's my favorite part. When your tattoo artist stops for a minute, you see them moving their stuff around. They're like, oh, is he cleaning up? Is he? No, he's changing the needle. No, the shader. No. Not the shader.

Oh my god, this episode is just going to be us laughing at our friends. I know, right? This is going to be the longest episode we've had so far. That will chop it up. It'll still probably just be over an hour. Oh, I can't wait to see parties edit on this. Oh my god, this is the kind of friends we are.

Hey, Donut, you want to come do a podcast tomorrow? Nothing bad's going to happen. It'll be great times. You're just getting tattooed. Excuse me? Just getting tattooed and practicing your eye makeup.

Yeah. Oh my God. As soon as you said where it was going to be, I was like, all right, the Windex is going to my body now. Yeah. Yeah. It's all right though. So Eli. Yeah. Let's ask any questions you want. The frogs were great. I love video games. If you had to choose your favorite genre,

Drist Dorden moment, what would it be? For anyone who doesn't know, Drist Dorden is a drow, sorry, fighter, uses two scimitars, and he's from D&D lore, and it's Eli's favorite thing in the world. Eli, what is your favorite moment with Drist Dorden? Way weather. Talk about Artemis. Nope. If you stare at the light a whole bunch and close your eyes, it's like a whole bunch of different lights. It's like the Olympic rings right now. Eli, you haven't answered the question yet. Who are we talking about? Drist Dorden.

You're the drow ranger. Sorry, sorry. Fighter. Like you're getting a fighter tattooed on your side right now. I was in infantry. I joined the army. No, but the book series of Dritz, Forgotten Realms. The Dark Elf. He's really cool. What is your favorite part? Favorite thing he ever did was... Okay, focus, Eli. When he was kind of... When he started... When him and...

Artemis were like friends and hanging out and they were like, we're gonna fuck shit. There we go. And that was fun. That was really good. They like hung out and they did stuff like that. Sorry I laughed like that. I apologize. I was holding it in. I was like...

You had no dolphin laughs right now. No dolphin laughs tonight, kids. No dolphins this episode, guys. Oh my god. So Eli, down the gun, that can either mean it's done. Machine! Machine. It's not a gun. It's a machine. It shoots fucking pain to me. We'll get you another Purple Heart, Eli. It's fine. I like that. We didn't get to talk about Bob! It doesn't shoot fucking bullets, but it does.

It shoots fucking paint. So we're getting back time right now. That's the painkiller itself. We didn't get to talk about Bob, the guy who cursed out initially Donut, myself, and Clean for being military service veterans that didn't deploy. I wanted to talk about this so bad, and I forgot. I got sick, so we didn't film. Or I didn't get to say Lord did. Are we good? Oh, my God. Oh, can you take a picture?

shoot him a day dude that wasn't so bad fucking pussy okay slow down well i mean why am i gonna do a side the side hoe can be very basic like it was like small yeah i will just do this next tattoo real i mean like this is a good size like the same size as that but a hoe on my side

How's it look? Batty, take a photo. Yeah, let me get a photo. Nice. Oh my. That is such a good frog, dude. Dude, now we're like adventure frogs? Look at him. Oh my god. He's the cutest frog.

Will, can we start over? I actually don't like the placement. No, we gotta talk about Bob. I wanna talk about Bob. This man, Bob, I don't remember the rest of his shitty username.

Apparently got banned in Donuts Chat. He got banned in Clean Chat. Then he came after me. This was a man who previously had said nothing but amazing, nice things about all of us, starting with the boot campaign charity event we did. Oh, he was a fan first? Huge. He said awesome things. Dude, I went through his chat history because you can click on somebody's name and look at what they've said. I didn't know that. Unbelievably nice things. God, you scared me. Cool.

But then Bob started literally tearing you, myself, and Cleen apart because we never deployed. And he says, we are using our military careers, our military service to make money on the internet and we're scum for doing it.

Yeah, that was weird. That was, it was, I was just like, so, okay. And I knew that immediately this man had some issues and I was like, I'm going to give him a platform real quick and I'm going to talk with him. I wasn't even rude. I was polite. And I was like, Hey man, is that better? And I was like, Hey man. Okay. So hear me out. You get, uh, after you get out of the military, you go for a job interview. Do you say that you served in the military?

Okay, hey, man, you go to Applebee's and get your free fucking mozzarella sticks. Do you go to Lowe's, use your veteran discount? Where's the line? That's why I don't do any of that because I serve for my country. When I got that Purple Heart. Just like Crispy's Purple Heart. Same thing. Identical to Crispy's Purple Heart. Our wounds are the same.

Mine are internal. His are external. His bled a little bit more. Yeah. They're the same. I was like, oh, no. I was slightly shocked. But this dude was so... He said, no, I would never, ever use my service. I did my time, got out, and that is it. Record scratch on him not using a service, though. What did Batty find out? Maybe if it's the same leak. It is. Because his... So...

The battery's dead. Do we have another battery? I don't. Mine's dead. No, I just used... I'll get you two of mine. The last ones, we're doing the rest here. We got two right here. So, turns out, Bob, actually, because Bob sent me harassing emails to my business email to continue to harass me about using my service record because I never deployed because that's my fault. He...

actually went through i don't remember the news network cbs or or nbc or one of the major news networks he actually did a interview and he actually got help and they built his house or his kitchen or refurnished his house for him

Because he was a wounded vet. He was a wounded vet. He actually was. He said when he was wounded in my chat and when I looked and I did some research, he actually was. He actually was shy. He was a Purple Heart recipient. And apparently, I'm not allowed to say that wounded vets were targets. That was his big thing. The turning point after he harassed all of us for serving and not deploying, he started attacking me because I made a joke

Actually, one of my sniper friends made a joke saying wounded vets were targets because unfortunately you got shot. Somebody was using you as a target. Literally, that's what happened. I didn't realize baddies say this. We're not friends anymore. I literally went to Eli in the gun store and I was like, hey, Eli, say this for me. Yeah, I was like, oh.

He actually got help to finish something working on his house. I thought it was like for the house. Okay. It was for his house. Yes, absolutely. It was for his house, but he got help because of his service record and him being a wounded vet. After fucking with all of us? After a whole rat. And then he started starting to be like, well, I would never say any of those things. I'm like, man, I got to chat his three of you attacking us because we didn't deploy. I'm like, motherfucker, how are you going to do that? I don't know.

Donut, you can go before I go on my tangent. I don't know. I've never even used my vet status to make money. I put veteran in my Instagram bio, and that's the only place that says veteran. I've never used that. He uses his cop status, though. Oh, I use the fuck out of the cop status.

He harassed me because I say, when people host me, they always say, oh, did you serve me? Because a lot of people who play Tarkov have served in the military. We all have our guns and kits or whatever. We talk about that stuff a lot, and people ask me. So I put my bio. I was an Army man in the National Guard, and then I never deployed. I say that constantly because I don't want people to think I'm more than I am, and I don't ever want to try to steal. You know, stolen valor. Bronze star with valor. Nope. How'd you get that license plate?

Your Bronze Star license. Stop it. Stop it. You have that V? Stop it. Disabled veteran. That's because I'm dumb. And he was just a cunt. And apparently we're not allowed to ever say or use the fact that you were in the military after you get out. I love... Okay, this is Eli's tangent. You literally go to war. You do these things. You join the military for...

For one thing, America and freedom. And then you want to be a dickhead and be like, you can't now use your freedoms. You are going against my beliefs, my ideologies. So fuck you. That is the exact opposite of what America stands for. You can't fucking do that. You shut the fuck up. Be happy. Let everyone live their individual lives because that's what makes our country great is because we are individuals and we have freedoms and we can do the things that we love to do.

If you are against that, and that can be left, right, whatever your fucking ideologies, your religions. If you are against and you're like, fuck you for thinking different, you are part of the problem. Don't fucking do that. Be a good human at the end of the day. Make people laugh, make people smile, and make them mark

on this world, leaves a positive impact. You will be praised at the end of the day. You will still have haters, but if you are one of those cunts that are like, fuck you because I'm not happy. I'm a victim of X, Y, and Z. I didn't get this or I don't believe in this, so my feelings are hurt.

That's me flipping off the camera right now. Get fucked. Grow the fuck up. Be a better human. My son, he's autistic. I make jokes about that whenever the fuck I want. And you know what? He is still a better human than 90% of the population because he still has a smile on his face at the end of the day. He is happy, and I try to make him happy. All these guys are the best fuckers.

the best humans I've ever met and they show nothing but support for him even though he is a special needs kid he's a little bit different but he doesn't know that because he's freaking happy he does what he wants and he's a happy individual and that's what all I care for is that and then everyone else doing that end of the day just try to be happy that's it just try to be happy don't be a cunt there you go thank you don't be a cunt and with that there is

With that, thank you for watching this or listening to this terrible episode of Unsubscribed. Hello. This is Will. Give yourself a shout out, please. How you doing? My name is WillXX. You can get me at Instagram, WillXX, Will underscore XX. I think I'm on Facebook or WillXX.com. There's a bunch of links on to my son too. He's coming right over. We're going to have him come over here and use this mic. Please, Diego, give yourself a little shout out. All your stuff, what you do right there, just come on down. Okay.

How's it going, guys? Yeah, my name's Diego. I go by Carrie and Blossom on Instagram. That's my handle. Mostly just a bunch of tattoos, all that fun shit. Album covers, you know, a lot of cum jokes on my stories. Oh! We figured it out! We found out the culprit. He's about to turn 21, so he's really full of it. So I just...

It's the age. We all know what that's about. We found out who's cum that was. Here we go. Thank you, guys. Please, everyone, go check out Will and Diego. Of course, Donut Operator, Eli Double Tap, Batty Streams. We love you all. Thank you so much. This was fun and terrible at the same time.